Imagine for a moment you are a sniper that missed all your shots and a freaking drunk Scottish one eyed man sniped you with a grenade launcher from a few miles away
New Secondary Weapon: The Van! + 1000% Damage to Teammates + Immunity to Soldiers + Immunity to Snipers + 1000% Damage dealt from Melee + 50% chance to be invisible to Soldiers, Pyros, and Heavys + No Fire Damage - Vibrate while zooming - 1000% More Damage taken by Demoman - Receive Phone Calls during the Battle - Forced Taunt "The Gamer" after Zooming for too long - No Random Critical Hits
Patrick Chia Chye Teik Sadly it got nerfed... + 999% Damage to Teammates + 75% Less damage from Soldiers + 25% Less damage from Snipers + 999% Damage dealt from Melee + 25% chance to be invisible to Soldiers, Pyros, and Heavys + 50% Fire resistance - 25% Slower walk speed - Vibrate while zooming - 1 Hit killed by Demomen - Receive Phone Calls during the Battle about opportunities to get pointless weapon reskins - Forced Taunt "The Gamer" after Zooming for 5 seconds - No Random Critical Hits - All critical hits can only Minicrit
This is by far one of the best SFMs I have ever seen, the comedy and the humor is really well done, hilarious. And the creator of the SFM did a really good job of recreating the scene.
Chaz Groves Sydney Sleeper Pack: Allows the sniper to not get head shot by other snipers. (Yes I am aware the sniper rifle doesn't look like the Sydney sleeper)
I like the fact that instead of using stock he's using the Machina, one of the guns used mostly by people who go for body shots instead of head shots. nice detail
i love how these videos are based on how people ACTUALLy play these classes, as opposed to how they are supposed to be played... the "I think his mate saw me" bit is perfectly accurate to every sniper player i've encountered.
This is basically me as a Sniper, ironically I stick to BLU team. ....I will never understand how you aim at someone's head. I just can't do it. Bodyshots, sure. HUNTSMAN FOR MEEEE
I love the little background details in all this like Scout being shot by the sentry while Demoman and Heavy killed BLU Sniper. Those were nice inclusions. Great job!
0:53 - The moment when RED Team consider you so insignificant of a threat, they can't even be bothered to target you. Even RED Scout at 1:48 couldn't be bothered to play whack-a-snipe.
what about at 0:47 where Red Demoman launches a sticky, 1:02 when he was getting scoped on, 1:08 where he was getting shot at with arrows, or 1:24 where he was shot and backstabbed?
I just lost it when he was trying to talk to his dad with all the crap going on in the background XDD Also, 1:08 happened to me recently. I was going Sniper with the bow...arrows...whatever (don't know names in english) and I saw another Sniper trying to shoot my team. I hit him with an arrow, and he kept looking through the scope. Maybe the same thing wen through his head? XDD
At 1:08, I'm curious to see what kind of rapid fire weapon the enemy used to fire that many arrows into the Blu sniper. Also, another thing I'm curious about, what languages do you speak, then?
Robert Cline That's possible with more than one Sniper shooting arrows, I already did that with a teammate. My other languages are spanish and catalan, and my game is in spanish (voices in english), and I can't change the names to english, that's why I don't know most of them.
I love how the scene doesn't even start on the tower and just *instantly shot in the head* ''I think... this mate saw me...' Then gets his thought confirmed 3 seconds after
I don't hate them, the color Blue is actually my favorite color and I feel certain classes look better in the blu skin (Spy, Scout, Medic). I just thought this be a funny little gag one day and apparently it took off as a series.
I don`t really feel like it`s hate it`s just a running gag of the community in general + when the game is starred in any videos reds are usually the ones in it
I'm so bad at sniper i've turned myself into a battle sniper and what do you know, I actually get kills just by running in tossing jarate watching everyone run and getting lucky with bow kills. Cracks me up every time.
![Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Blu Team (2012-2018) [1080p]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WR95vy8O88k/mqdefault.jpg)
![Meet the Jarate [SFM]](/img/n.gif)
Red Sniper-Assassin, Blu Sniper-Crazed Gunman
Lol true XD
Why does he make the blu team stupid
+Jacob Craig coz they always lose on the red team meet the characters so he just makes up reasons for that lol
+Springlocked84 oh ok cause irl when I'm playing blu always wins
+Jacob Craig lol yeah same
me playing as sniper
Sæm
same... in any game
***** Is it bad that I actually relate to this? Sniper is my second worse class (im the worst with demoman)
Mind giving me the time? same
Aussie Engie same
* Gets shot in face *
"I THINK he saw me"
Just original phrase )
Tiny Mangoes “i think his mate saw me”*
*Gets shot in the torso* "Oh my God, I’ve been shot"
but im not sure
Skyrim logic
I laughed a little too hard at the "I think his mate saw me part"
XD IKR
I laughed for 10 minutes straight
good to know I wasn't the only one.
vurtualboy ya think
(*Shot in the chest*)
Sniper: (completely unfazed) Oh my god, I've been shot...
That awkward moment when a demoman is a better sniper than you...
He's hust not drunk and you have twitching hands (too nervous)
Dushess I always thought Tavish would be more efficient when he IS drunk...
Dushess He's twitching because he's a robot!
TheBDwang
Robots ahead, Heavy, do something!
Bot Demomen
1:46 you know a sniper's aim is bad when the other team literally has to train them
Scout, of all people...
Scout is a better option, imagine having to train with soldier
That Demoman has better aim than the sniper.
yeah and hes drunk lol
That embarrassing moment when a drunk cyclops is a better marksman than you are
Professionals have standards
@@BethValleyDriver Hi sayori...
Imagine for a moment you are a sniper that missed all your shots and a freaking drunk Scottish one eyed man sniped you with a grenade launcher from a few miles away
I like how Heavy isn't even trying to shoot back at the sniper that shot at him, he just looks back at sniper with a sad expression lmfao
*gets an arrow in the head* "I think his mate saw me."
Jee. You think?
(second arrow pierces stomach) - "Oh my gawd, I've been shot!"
NO FRIGGIN SHIT xD
oh geez. please guys stahp. :/
Well, he might not have necessarily been seen. Some snipers just shoot a stray arrow and get a hit.
It coulda been the guy that shot him and he shot him and told his mate where the sniper was
Shadow Assassin hahaha indeed
0:54
Red team: he's on a phone call, don't desturb him
Red engineer: what did you say? I didn't ear you
0:39 Me playing Sniper in a nutshell.
I'm actually fairly good with Sniper. I've been practicing headshots on moving targets while playing against bots, and I'm really getting good at it.
Kei Kum are you bragging
@Ken Ne not go hungry wtf human since genetic modifcation cloning human in 1900
lazypurple?
@@nichsa8984 what...
At least he got 1 kill, (0:06)
2. He killed soldier :3
That’s a blue scout.
@@themanguy2110 red you dumbass
Three. The Heavy at the end
All teamkills
0:12 Distracted driving is no joke, people.
Wow, the first 21 seconds of the video and I’m already laughing too hard.
New Secondary Weapon: The Van!
+ 1000% Damage to Teammates
+ Immunity to Soldiers
+ Immunity to Snipers
+ 1000% Damage dealt from Melee
+ 50% chance to be invisible to Soldiers, Pyros, and Heavys
+ No Fire Damage
- Vibrate while zooming
- 1000% More Damage taken by Demoman
- Receive Phone Calls during the Battle
- Forced Taunt "The Gamer" after Zooming for too long
- No Random Critical Hits
GOD WEAPON
Patrick Chia Chye Teik Sadly it got nerfed...
+ 999% Damage to Teammates
+ 75% Less damage from Soldiers
+ 25% Less damage from Snipers
+ 999% Damage dealt from Melee
+ 25% chance to be invisible to Soldiers, Pyros, and Heavys
+ 50% Fire resistance
- 25% Slower walk speed
- Vibrate while zooming
- 1 Hit killed by Demomen
- Receive Phone Calls during the Battle about opportunities to get pointless weapon reskins
- Forced Taunt "The Gamer" after Zooming for 5 seconds
- No Random Critical Hits
- All critical hits can only Minicrit
***** GTFO XDD
+Pyro Rotoz that's hilarious
The Sexelent Money omg my childhood I love GTA iv
0:47 That face needs a gif.
yes, yes it does
When I seen that face I laugh so hard!
Demoman: GRR FUCK OFF!
ahahahahahaha XD
BDawg thanks
Thank you BDawg
The Blu sniper is actually the most competent out of all of the other Blu team members as seen in meet the spy.
True thing!
Blu pyro: Hold my flamethrower
Blu pyro legit carried in his own video
@@Man_Aslume
Wasn't it a friendly/rp server?
"Mom can we have sniper"
"We already have sniper at home"
Sniper at home:
GUARDSMANQUEST hold up
Why would you a need a sniper? lol
@@randyrichmondiii3415 to kill people what else?
@@randyrichmondiii3415 for an unoriginal joke of course
@@randyrichmondiii3415 Just in case someone from the ATF gets a little too close to my home
This is by far one of the best SFMs I have ever seen, the comedy and the humor is really well done, hilarious.
And the creator of the SFM did a really good job of recreating the scene.
1:06 - 1:20
BEST SCENE EVER
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD
Chaz Groves Sydney Sleeper Pack: Allows the sniper to not get head shot by other snipers.
(Yes I am aware the sniper rifle doesn't look like the Sydney sleeper)
ME TOO!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meet the Legolas
Sniper gaming :)
*Arrow to the head* " I think his mate saw me " ... *Arrow to the stomach* " Yep.. "
I like the fact that instead of using stock he's using the Machina, one of the guns used mostly by people who go for body shots instead of head shots. nice detail
Their a sniper for body shots?
I named my machine “I can’t hit headshots” and I’ve gotten a lot of comments from people
1:08 Huntsman in nutshell. He might have just shot an arrow through your face but it doesn't necessarily mean he knows where you are.
Lucksman.
0:14 u can hear scout screaming so we know that scout is camera man
For the Blu team, because the Red team hired a director
i love how these videos are based on how people ACTUALLy play these classes, as opposed to how they are supposed to be played...
the "I think his mate saw me" bit is perfectly accurate to every sniper player i've encountered.
This is basically me as a Sniper, ironically I stick to BLU team.
....I will never understand how you aim at someone's head. I just can't do it. Bodyshots, sure.
HUNTSMAN FOR MEEEE
Be MLG Pro.
No Longer That Man Train me senpai.
Stick to demo knight, you Twisted Samurai.
Lo Mein Gaming Hehehe. I actually like Pyro the most.
Mostly cause I'm either friendly or an extreme tryhard.
I assume shakey hands probably makes it hard to snipe, too, right?
...Or do I just suck? Been playing 2 years nearly every day...
"I think this mate saw me" -Sniper
"A-oh my god i been shot" -Sniper
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhh!" -Sniper
Rest in ripperoni poem.
You should have made his finger miss the bobblehead.
I love the little background details in all this like Scout being shot by the sentry while Demoman and Heavy killed BLU Sniper. Those were nice inclusions. Great job!
I love how nonchalant the Sniper is when he gets shot the first two times, then he just loses his shit when all the other arrows hit him. xD
I just can't get over how Demoman just approached him while he is playing game
1:03
This literally predicted the Australia fires
Australia had bushfire in 2009
I love how the RED soldier was shooting rockets and let the BLU sniper talk to his dad
And what's even funnier that the BLU spy was screaming and running while getting burned and RED pyro chasing him spraying fire on the BLU spy
An arrow later:
"I think his mate saw me."
Another arrow later:
"Ah my god, I've been shot."
Ten arrows later:
"GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
1:18 I just imagined a firing squad of reds...
*Ready! Aim! FIRE!*
1:25 He lacks the depth perception yet he makes a better sniper
I laughed for 10 minutes straight after 1:08
"Oh my god I've been shot"
Same
PsychoLlama 0:47 Don't forget Demo's face!
+Arno Martin (slyarno) What about the golf trophy? And yes, demo's face is hilarious..
+PsychoLlama I find 0:38 funnier. Hey, look, it's the Demoman from Meet the Blue Demoman.
Yep, this is pretty much my sniper gameplay in a nutshell.
Basically my experience of playing Sniper
23BoyDanny lol same
“Oh my god, I’ve BEEN shot.”
you bludgeon your wife to death with a golf trophy?
I think his mate saw me.
I my god I've been shot.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
best part of the video
1:24 my mum when she finds out I’m not doing my homework
Red Team:"You were good son,real good,maybe even the best"
Blu Team:"You were bad son,real bad,maybe even the worst
1:30
With a golf trophy *pulls out saxxy*
... hehehe *throws*
lol the mug
glad someone finally noticed :D
The #9212 Sniper mug?
a mug i should have as well
TrucDat Nguyen nobody cares...
k
0:53 - The moment when RED Team consider you so insignificant of a threat, they can't even be bothered to target you.
Even RED Scout at 1:48 couldn't be bothered to play whack-a-snipe.
what about at 0:47 where Red Demoman launches a sticky, 1:02 when he was getting scoped on, 1:08 where he was getting shot at with arrows, or 1:24 where he was shot and backstabbed?
1:19
My life in a nutshell.
Sniper - Me
Sniping - my school
Computer - Video Games
Red Demoman - My grades
LMAO
1:17 oh my godd
1:25 Me playing Spy in a nutshell! :D
1. Your complaining about F2Ps
2. You are acting like you are amazing
3. You are no better than the sniper in this video
OptimisticSeal Who said I was complaining?
NoahJohn97 When you said "meet the f2p blue team" you were implying that all f2p were bad
OptimisticSeal You needed to say "You are" at the first.
OptimisticSeal
Because they are....
Fail to Play has "Fail" in it for a reason.
Medic lost medical license.
Sniper lost driving license. 0:10
1:37
*Blu sniper has contracted the hella gay*
1:02 I'll be honest with ya: mah parents do NOT care
I can see why.
Saids the Sniper driving through the flames
@@Silver_Swan_MK2you should hate mcjuggernuggets!
@@Silver_Swan_MK2damn!
**takes a freaking arrow to the head**
“I think his mate saw me.”
How have I not seen this masterpiece for 8 years!? Brilliant.
Blu team is underrated.
1:03 highway to hell
I just lost it when he was trying to talk to his dad with all the crap going on in the background XDD
Also, 1:08 happened to me recently. I was going Sniper with the bow...arrows...whatever (don't know names in english) and I saw another Sniper trying to shoot my team. I hit him with an arrow, and he kept looking through the scope.
Maybe the same thing wen through his head? XDD
At 1:08, I'm curious to see what kind of rapid fire weapon the enemy used to fire that many arrows into the Blu sniper.
Also, another thing I'm curious about, what languages do you speak, then?
Robert Cline That's possible with more than one Sniper shooting arrows, I already did that with a teammate.
My other languages are spanish and catalan, and my game is in spanish (voices in english), and I can't change the names to english, that's why I don't know most of them.
+ZilkenianDagger FYI, it's called the Huntsman. Look it up in the Wiki if you get confused in the future.
Dante Carangelo Yeah, got the name after writting that XD thanks :)
You're welcome.
That beggining XD i was like how is he gonna fail the boom headshot?
The fuckin arrow to the head, “ I think this mate saw me…” that one got me
1:08 pure comic gold and the best part of the video.
1:58
I thought he had a "kangaroo wife"...
probably one of the best meet the blue team videos
this is one of my favorite ones, I feel with this one I finally had an idea of what I wanted to do with it
red sniper: how I wish I played as sniper
blu sniper: how I actually play as sniper
0:54 gotta love that blu sniper is on the phone in middle of a match XD
I just realized something: Blutarch Mann would be rolling in his grave if he knows about the status of his team. The guy created the first team ever!
I think the very first BLU team, at the start of the war, would be the ones rolling in their graves. Look at their successors!
Getting frustrated from no coffee and then setting up a gaming pc only to forget about the enemy team is a core part of the sniper experience
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
"Meet the BLU sniper"
Well, fuck
This is my favorite out of all of the Meet the Blu series.
0:17 boom hedshot
I love how the scene doesn't even start on the tower and just
*instantly shot in the head*
''I think... this mate saw me...'
Then gets his thought confirmed 3 seconds after
0:14 Imagine if that happened in the original Meet The Sniper 😂
The Blu Sniper:
+ Good About Calling Parents
- Can’t Aim Worth A Damn
Red Sniper is more serious because he has more focus on things.
Blu Sniper is so lazy he doesn't even pay attention.
As a sniper main.
I felt that 😔👌
0:39 So accurate to actual gameplay on TF2 as Sniper. So, so accurate.
I think Valve should honestly go back and do this. Make a "Meet the BLU team" series and make them all absolute nincompoops.
Greedy companies like valve will never care about their customers ideas, requests, phone calls, text messages, reports, and complaints.
1:23 sniper gaming
Red demoman:no
The part I like the most is"How could he survived from the arrows"
0:06 In all fairness, the Scout was jaywalking and the Sniper wouldn't have had enough time to stop even if he tried.
You gotta love the transition from "screaming because I'm going to crash" to the Sniper title card music.
What did BLU team do to make everyone hate them, their just a normal team that is just as good as red
I don't hate them, the color Blue is actually my favorite color and I feel certain classes look better in the blu skin (Spy, Scout, Medic). I just thought this be a funny little gag one day and apparently it took off as a series.
he's just trying to do the opposite of the red team. Since the valve team only use the red team for trailers.
I don`t really feel like it`s hate it`s just a running gag of the community in general + when the game is starred in any videos reds are usually the ones in it
Merco levitsky except the spy one because blu spy has werid sounds from mouth 👄 and feet but that's it
True
0:59 Love it when he Plugs his one Ear.
0:34 min: Oh hey, it's pl_Outback!
Wait, why is the BLu Pyro shoving the bomb cart in the wrong direction, *towards* BLU Base??
Must be because he's on the BLU team.. All evidence points to them all being a buncha dipshits. XD They do their best
Maybe hinting towards meet the blu pyro
The way he just rubbed the bobble head then said headshot actually has me rolling
0:13 this part got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂
0:11 "Boom Headshot... Haaaa" **BOOOOM**
x'D You already killed me at the beginning of the video
heavy got GOLF TROPHIED
When The Machine still has normal rifle sound
I understand now why Blu Sniper covers his face with his hat in the end photo
1:23 he predicted sniper gaming
Man... UK english subtitles are as funny as the video itself xD
As a member of BLU team, I approve of this videos portrayal of our snipers👍
Well done sniper. You screwed things up again
1:20 they predicted Sniper gaming
"Some snipers use the sniper rifle. Other snipers use jarate."
I'm use sydney sleeper or hunter with jarate.It's funny))
*Arrow plunges through his skull*
"I think his mate saw me..."
i didnt see this videos thinking it was the same but painted in blue xd glad i was wrong
Sniper: Misses
Demo and heavy: ?
Sniper: Misses
Demo: TRIGGERED 🤬👱🏿♂️
Basicly he just good at road killing amd not looking at the road XD
1:12 Disabling blood and gore be like
How about Blu Expiration Date?
Also, make the narrative a bit different because of the Blu team being different.
That's a good idea
I'm so bad at sniper i've turned myself into a battle sniper and what do you know, I actually get kills just by running in tossing jarate watching everyone run and getting lucky with bow kills. Cracks me up every time.