If you Coulda you Woulda

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.พ. 2009
  • clip from 'The Departed' - Irish mob boss Frank Costello confronts the two detectives.
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  • @channelman4321
    @channelman4321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I could watch Dignam and Costello throwing insults at each other all day.

    • @geg6315
      @geg6315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you rather wipe their ass for them?

    • @mavinaxi4240
      @mavinaxi4240 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geg6315 AND they just wait to smack that fcuking smirk of your face too! 😬

    • @adamwarlock8263
      @adamwarlock8263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for realsies. i get bummed out every time we see the rat

  • @devonmartinski6596
    @devonmartinski6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    The whole time the State Police have no idea Francis is an FBI informant.

    • @jimmymeridian5174
      @jimmymeridian5174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      and the FBI guy talks to Dignam right at the end of this scene, the same FBI guy photographed with Costello

    • @alcohol-freebeer3642
      @alcohol-freebeer3642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@jimmymeridian5174 I guess the fed's theory on the Staties is also that they're like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the daaarrrhhhh.

    • @SDguy3030
      @SDguy3030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some pre 2001 type of bad coms between the agencies. I could believe it back in the day, maybe not 2005 when the movie came out

    • @pirateboyfearless
      @pirateboyfearless 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based on whitey bulger.

    • @jaynyce5923
      @jaynyce5923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alcohol-freebeer3642 the dahhhk

  • @FrankieTheGent
    @FrankieTheGent ปีที่แล้ว +131

    “Wouldn’t you rather wipe my ass fa me” 😂😂 Gets me every damn time

    • @ericedmunds9488
      @ericedmunds9488 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lotta great lines in this movie!

  • @jax467
    @jax467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “And what did your father call you charlie? Oh I forgot he wasn’t around” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SJMJ91
    @SJMJ91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Calm down or you'll shoot in your pants." 🤣
    I just love Frank's sense of humour! Jack Nicholson was absolutely perfect for the role.

    • @zaipahchik7005
      @zaipahchik7005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first choice is al pacino for that role

    • @johnherbert1431
      @johnherbert1431 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zaipahchik7005 Pacino is awesome, but that would have been a terrible mistake

    • @danielmiller9012
      @danielmiller9012 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnherbert1431 Not a mistake , but just not as good as Jack

    • @vin3421
      @vin3421 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zaipahchik7005 um no. Jack is the best damn thing about this movie. He’s amazing

  • @victormealing5162
    @victormealing5162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Costello's wife,mistress whatever she is, is fine as hell

  • @user-ex3bh2pb6j
    @user-ex3bh2pb6j 7 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    just love the way they all laugh frank's microprocessors story

  • @connorduquette1432
    @connorduquette1432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I love Dignam's face a 0:37 like "Good one boss!"

    • @Mr1Alex91
      @Mr1Alex91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Connor Duquette lmao

  • @AaronQ1222
    @AaronQ1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "I can't wait to wipe that fuckin' smirk right off of your face." Lmao.

  • @frozenray0079
    @frozenray0079 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love hearing Charlie and Francis refer to one another by their first names. They've known each other for a while.

  • @lovatog14
    @lovatog14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Damn shame that Martin Sheen and Jack Nicholson didn’t have more scenes together in this movie.

    • @LetsGetitBoah
      @LetsGetitBoah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True, first time they've been on screen together if I'm not mistaken.

    • @liamtuohy7355
      @liamtuohy7355 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s funny because with the way they interact in this scene , you can sense there’s some kind of a history there (due to sheen and nicholson being such great actors). I always assumed/imagined they may have known each other for years, grew up together and were maybe even friends or acquaintances until one went straight and the other went crooked.

  • @biggerthanmost8763
    @biggerthanmost8763 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "If you coulda, you woulda."

    • @robertyoul
      @robertyoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome quote man. What's it from?

    • @MeatBunFul
      @MeatBunFul 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertyoul spongebob

  • @fbbmondo
    @fbbmondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “I got a date with some angels” is when he basically says, “Imma die later.”

  • @henrikanchelia64
    @henrikanchelia64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    0:36, man this scene is so full of cool.

  • @allys744
    @allys744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    1:17 BBUUURRRRNNNNN

  • @Myfavoritecuties
    @Myfavoritecuties ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s badass when they all smiled at each other

    • @mavinaxi4240
      @mavinaxi4240 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're trying to provoke each other with arrogant sarcasms!

  • @chrisballou5623
    @chrisballou5623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jack , was so smooth playing this role .. great actor

  • @Capcoor
    @Capcoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Woulda coulda shoulda.

  • @Abominable_Intelligences
    @Abominable_Intelligences 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    ow wow Markys twin is in here too

    • @Weave.seen.this.b4
      @Weave.seen.this.b4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who Ed Marky,..... I didn't even notice him,......
      That's a pretty good joke

    • @Stevenirons
      @Stevenirons 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

  • @alifakhrzadeh1544
    @alifakhrzadeh1544 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I honestly believe that Dignam knew the whole time that Collin was the rat because he stated when they bumped into each other “I run rats like you” means he knew but didn’t have the evidence however if they heard his conversation and referring him as Collie then they have heard

  • @Keyser95
    @Keyser95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Boy matt damon knocked the shit out the park with this one, made me hate him the whole movie.

  • @kamausaadiq2517
    @kamausaadiq2517 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Light sockets 😂

  • @franciscomaximo6751
    @franciscomaximo6751 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack Nicholson was amazing in the all movie. But in this scene he was literally bullying the cops. He has a smart answer for every provocation

  • @ronnymerc4808
    @ronnymerc4808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack is the man in this movie.

  • @NeuralNetProcessor
    @NeuralNetProcessor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Excuse me. I have a date with some angels.

  • @gmanzano89gm
    @gmanzano89gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Queenan and Costello were childhood friends.

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Italian leading a Irish Mob wow!!!!!

    • @gmanzano89gm
      @gmanzano89gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dwightlove3704 really??

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gmanzano89gm Yes isn't the name Costello of Italian origin????

    • @gmanzano89gm
      @gmanzano89gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dwightlove3704 your think about the Italian Mafia this is Irish

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gmanzano89gm Okay its Irish as many times Wahlberg mentioned the word Irish.

  • @victormealing5162
    @victormealing5162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never understood the mark, matt and leo appearances confusion....they look nothing alike, at all.

    • @Galvatronover
      @Galvatronover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Certain people seem to not tell faces apart

  • @michaelleonard1491
    @michaelleonard1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Excuse me I gotta date with your shine box 📦

  • @RaytheGrayt
    @RaytheGrayt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man Costello ate their lunch with his comebacks 😂

  • @danielmoorefield4891
    @danielmoorefield4891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Dignam: I can’t wait to wipe that fucking smirk off your face.
    Hahahahaha.
    That’s why Marty cast him. The sarcasm.
    I love it.
    Best lines in the film delivered by Dignam.
    I honestly feel like Dignam especially with that line.

    • @phamawa
      @phamawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Would ya rather wipe my ass fuh me?"

    • @aleksisuuronen5969
      @aleksisuuronen5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Blaablaa fucking blaa" "Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself" Every Dignam line in this movie is golden

    • @dwightlove3704
      @dwightlove3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phamawa Dignam should have said "How about I break your jaw"!!!!!

  • @manojbala6870
    @manojbala6870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dignam still being Dignam

  • @pbdye1607
    @pbdye1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I wonder if this is where Dignam learns Colin is the mole, since they were obviously within listening distance.

    • @danielhannay5841
      @danielhannay5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      pbdye I’m sure William leaves all the information and about Colin with the therapist and she hands it over! Or he sends it to Dignam before he goes after colin!

    • @nextlvlroy
      @nextlvlroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's assumed that Dignam learns about Collin from the therapist, hence that envelope she was handed.

    • @chandlerrose4545
      @chandlerrose4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No. Dignam was a hot head. We would have known if he thought Colin was the mole in my opinion.

    • @zachrizzo6525
      @zachrizzo6525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When he orchestrated Queenan’s death is how he knew Colin was the rat

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He kind of knew first right after Queenan's death. Colin was way too hot for those files.

  • @malcador
    @malcador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15 fuckin' years

  • @wamdaddy
    @wamdaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Matt Damon in this and Edward Norton in Rounders are the most punchable characters ever

    • @christophersuswal9544
      @christophersuswal9544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worm is likeable in Rounders from the viewers pov. But he'd get his 140 lb ass beaten at literally ever non casino security sanctioned poker game I've ever been in

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to my world

  • @yungzen2425
    @yungzen2425 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “My mother called me Francis”

  • @Cheney-l5d
    @Cheney-l5d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It was lazy of the director to have Matt Damon play two roles...

  • @farrahhannah8412
    @farrahhannah8412 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    " and your father call you tumor " wtf 😂😂

  • @edwardburch7939
    @edwardburch7939 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I always wondered if Dignam was in with Costello as well. At the end Sullivan talks about Dignam leaving and Costello says “I don’t give a fuck about Dignam” - Gwen looks over at Frank saying that - and he then follows it with “that Irish pissant is so hot for me I give him a whiff of my ass he’ll crawl right in it.”

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have a boss working for legit for me

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The end of this movie his brother shoots him in the face

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    No really there are things you really don't wanna know

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Costello was bullying Costigan

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Madylin sounds angry

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    And no wonder was bullying Costigan alot

  • @DCol
    @DCol ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so confused by the guy who randomly appears next to Queenan and Dignam at 2:09, is that FBI Agent Lazio?

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like an extra who accidentally was in the shot and probably bragged about getting half a second of screen time.

    • @DCol
      @DCol ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewriley7826 Robert Wahlberg does have a big mouth..

  • @ltraltier6009
    @ltraltier6009 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Didn’t know the illusive man was in this movie.

  • @user-tb4el1sr1q
    @user-tb4el1sr1q ปีที่แล้ว

    Call back and tell him he’s lil miss Francis that’s what I fucking thought

  • @salami3898
    @salami3898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:14

  • @CoarStolos
    @CoarStolos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny guy

  • @probablyplease1
    @probablyplease1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guess u like to go at ur own pace 🥷

  • @MrGMovieReviews
    @MrGMovieReviews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How did they not hear him say Collie?

    • @canderoussnurd4265
      @canderoussnurd4265 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did. Dignam likely suspected it was Colin but couldn’t prove it. Hence why he was so hostile towards him when Colin was put in charge of fighting the rat. Anyone that was at the stake out watching Frank with his Chinese deal would be a suspect but the most likely one would be the guy who was there, seems to always be one step behind Costello constantly, and somehow had guys show up to investigate Queenan and then suddenly Queenan dies at Costellos men’s hands while Colin ordered his men to stay put and not pursue. Again he had just as much reason to suspect the Feds, Captain Ellerby, and Officer Barigan but only one guy out of the group had a connection to Queenan death and that was Colin. The newest guys would be the most likely suspects because that’s also when Costello started getting tips. So it narrows it down to Colin’s graduating class that entered the state police and narrowed further by the fact that it would be guys involved with the Costello case. That being Barigan, Brown, Colin, and Costigan. See where I’m going with this?

  • @johnlanders-bn2qf
    @johnlanders-bn2qf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    whats the electric guitar music playing near the end?

  • @sebastianolvera6923
    @sebastianolvera6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow at 2:05
    That sentence makes me mildly uncomfortable

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Madylin was listening to the tape and recording why she left Colin and hated him?

  • @rhostatton8944
    @rhostatton8944 ปีที่แล้ว

    mio fratello anastasia

  • @kristopherjones734
    @kristopherjones734 ปีที่แล้ว

    MATT DAMON
    JACK NICHOLSON
    and
    MARK WAHLBERG
    *"THE DEPARTED"*
    VERA FARMIGA
    MARTIN SHEEN

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shes very pretty

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok then just say that

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:57

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Costello was Francis

  • @GABRIELA-ACEVEDO.
    @GABRIELA-ACEVEDO. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder how this would've been if Deniro had taken the role for Queenan? Martin Sheen was great in the role, but it would've also been interesting seeing 2 guys that're in many Scorcese movies, working together here, Deniro and DiCaprio. Also would've great seeing Jack and Robert working together.

  • @majorcoats7777
    @majorcoats7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:12 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🍆🕳️💩

  • @lylyhimmler742
    @lylyhimmler742 ปีที่แล้ว

    Evelyn Alvarez of saxe Coburg and gotha

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not Exactly

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was Colin hiding something or his friend?

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    But how did they they know the whole movie he was an Fbi Informant?

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your lying to me

  • @gkiss1001
    @gkiss1001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    uhhhhhhh who the hell is that random third guy? 2:09

    • @petermanu3110
      @petermanu3110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Greg Kiss He's not a random guy, he's the FBI guy secretly working with Costello.

    • @georgehavanidis1385
      @georgehavanidis1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mark Wahlberg’s brother Bob in real life

    • @gkiss1001
      @gkiss1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Radamenti no ur dad

    • @krankytilldaell6639
      @krankytilldaell6639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did madylin really say?

  • @SawII565
    @SawII565 ปีที่แล้ว

    The world needs bad men

  • @dwightlove3704
    @dwightlove3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who was this guy at 2:00???

  • @camerondempsey8990
    @camerondempsey8990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:08 Lazio (FBI agent connected to the MSPD and Costello) is seen meeting with Dignam. This is further proof, in my opinion, that Dignam is FBI.

    • @catchPegasus
      @catchPegasus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you getting at?

    • @camerondempsey8990
      @camerondempsey8990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catchPegasus what I just said

    • @catchPegasus
      @catchPegasus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camerondempsey8990 what does Dignam being in the FBI have to do with the story? It's been a while since I've looked into the details

    • @camerondempsey8990
      @camerondempsey8990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catchPegasus wdym "what does it have to do with the story?"

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If Dignham was in the FBI why wouldn’t he know that Costello was an informant?

  • @DWR438
    @DWR438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably my xwife right now

  • @robertwnorrisii9143
    @robertwnorrisii9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a fake Beacon Hill Apartment view. Whose choice was that?

  • @matro2
    @matro2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I could understand whatever Frank's light socket joke was.

    • @rollyk1334
      @rollyk1334 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buddy the microprocessors that they sold to the chinese has been given back to the fbi. Since costello is an informant

    • @danielmiller9012
      @danielmiller9012 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He gave the chinese light sockets instead of the real microprocessors
      He essentially ripped them off lol

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't get it

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    About

  • @domkieran8077
    @domkieran8077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why couldn't they arrest him right there?

    • @QuietlyCurious
      @QuietlyCurious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They needed to build the case against him first

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “They like to go at their own pace.” Lol Costello letting them know he’s almost untouchable while they waste time building a case.

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arrest him for what?

  • @jjmah7
    @jjmah7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Matt Damon’s girlfriend was the worst person in this movie lol

    • @lovatog14
      @lovatog14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was ironic that she got pissed at Colin for lying to her, meanwhile she was banging one of her patients behind his back.

    • @anish3183
      @anish3183 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How?

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anish3183 she cheated on him, and not only that she was a shrink and slept with a patient, which is extremely unethical on top of her being a whore. You saw this movie right?

  • @robertron5107
    @robertron5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4.)

  • @user-pv1tp7fg5q
    @user-pv1tp7fg5q ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a break when he said light bulb sockets or suntin

  • @damircelik4834
    @damircelik4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    😡😡😡

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:15

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:05