Hippies TRESPASS on MY LAND & call me an ANIMAL KILLER... So I Make a Barbed Wire TRAP to Catch 'Em

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    • @so099
      @so099 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HOWWWW

  • @svpracer98
    @svpracer98 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    All I needed to know about story 1 was "California plates"

    • @QuickManEXE
      @QuickManEXE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      and "hippies".

    • @JRD-u2u
      @JRD-u2u 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      and “locals”.

    • @RememberNoRussain
      @RememberNoRussain 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why is your profile picture the settings icon?

    • @wesleyryanproductions1671
      @wesleyryanproductions1671 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RememberNoRussaini was thinking the same thing

    • @spiderbow4599
      @spiderbow4599 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same, also the fact they were trespassing on private property without permission told me that it was no gonna go well for jerk one and two

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hippies?! What year did this story take place 1968?
    It is 2023.
    All the "hippies" are boomers or already had funerals.

  • @krista-no6vt
    @krista-no6vt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fenced off or not it's private property don't around being entitled and do w.e you want

  • @shaereub4450
    @shaereub4450 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    If anyone has read about Tree Laws, they'd know the owner could have sued for the destruction of the trees, taking the guy to small claims court IN ADDITION to the arrest.

    • @Shoyro
      @Shoyro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      NEVER fight Tree Law. You'd lose so much if you did.

    • @TheNekoMimiGamer
      @TheNekoMimiGamer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've seen tree law mentioned in enough reddit posts to look this up myself. Not worth fighting. Don't even think of trying.

    • @MadDog-nv9cp
      @MadDog-nv9cp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fuckin love tree law

  • @mnllol9886
    @mnllol9886 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “God dammit a hate hipppppppeeesss”- Eric Cartman

  • @QuickManEXE
    @QuickManEXE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Story 1: Uggh.... hippies like these ones can be the absolute worst when it comes to crap like this; tresspassing, destruction of property, being annoying and hypocritical, littering, etc etc. Setting up all the barbed wire as a trap was great. I also got a good laugh when those stupid hippies actually had the gall to return and stick around when the conservation officer and sheriff came.. not too bright... made even funnier when they lied to the sheriff and got caught with having stuff on him too. They were made even more stupid by contacting the OP for permission to go on his land (which is probably what they should've done ot begin with) to get his messed up Subaru... and then cussing out the tow truck driver. What a bunch of idiots.
    Story 2: Yeah i get that being put on hold and playing phone tag like can be extremely annoying and frustrating, but this guy was just being a douchebag. Just stay on hold, take a chill pill and wait your turn. Some people just really need to learn a small bit of patience.
    Story 3: Yeah i would've slammed the door on this dumb Karen too... and would've done so a lot sooner then the OP did.
    Story 4: I wouldn't have entertained this Karen right from the very start... you could almost tell that she was going to pull that from the beginning. OP had a great revenge for this... and made better that the rest of the neighbours started to dislike her move and eventually moved. Good riddance. Also... did she really think that the OP, or any gardener, would be able to make the lawn orange? Some people are just way too stupid.
    Story 5: I was wondering the same thing... how did this old bat get and keep her license if she can't back up? She's clearly either a liar or paid her way to get her license. If this were me, i would've been petty and equally rude by going back to my car and just sit in there and watch her have a meltdown.

    • @jasoncarpp7742
      @jasoncarpp7742 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thankfully I've never encountered such people. But it still annoys me that these *"hippies"* would refuse to respect OP's property and would camp out anyway. What were they smoking when they decided to do that?

    • @Nova_Ghost_Gamer
      @Nova_Ghost_Gamer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That old hag in the 5th story was a pure IDIOT! She doesn't back up because she, quote and quote, doesn't know how, even when it's the most BASIC THING!!! She's an Absolute jerk!

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Hippies suck ass in every galaxy." -Palpatine

  • @jasoncarpp7742
    @jasoncarpp7742 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    *Story 1:* These property intruders are clearly the jerks in this story, and got what they deserved.

    • @josephjin203
      @josephjin203 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wonder if it was in Texas the state that love their guns

  • @Jsandstuff
    @Jsandstuff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    In the first story, bro, really turned a man’s land it into no man’s land

  • @CountLurchalot
    @CountLurchalot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    We’re the hippies Beavis and Butthead?

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were certainly as dim as those two.

  • @mintyaquagreen1675
    @mintyaquagreen1675 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Story 1: It always ticks me off when stuff like this happens!

  • @skylineXpert
    @skylineXpert 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Damn hippies.
    Besides its a good beavis & butthead impressions in story 1...

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can hear the “damn hippies” dialog in my head.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wargamesmaster
    @wargamesmaster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Like Palpatine in Robot Chicken said:
    "Hippies sucks a** in every galaxy..."

  • @deepseastonecore3017
    @deepseastonecore3017 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ogre 1: Which do you like better, my good looks or my good smile?
    Ogre 2: Your good sense of humor

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @koolers19
    @koolers19 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In the beginning u sounded like Beavis & Butthead lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meganmeixell5070
    @meganmeixell5070 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The Beavis and Butthead voices were very fitting. Lol

  • @multimindgamer7821
    @multimindgamer7821 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Story 1: A shame op didn't sue for the value of the trees.

  • @antsarizona
    @antsarizona 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I never pulled her weeds again

  • @andriiukraine6697
    @andriiukraine6697 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First story is a perfect actually)

  • @anthonyburke5656
    @anthonyburke5656 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I bought an old Dairy Farm, over 20 years I converted it to a weekender and planted over 20,000 trees, wildlife surged back into the forest I planted. Then urban sprawl intruded, the evil spawn invaded my place during the week, build bike tracks, cut down my trees, blocked the 2 streams that had risen as I repaired the land. I lost my patience, I put up huge signs and planted cameras connected to my phone. After the 15th arrest the spawn got the message. I sold the property anyway.

  • @Charles-7
    @Charles-7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    those entitled people really push their luck with the law, even going as far as to act like a jerk still after being caught with illegal drugs, and as a result the lose their only car in the process.

  • @BROUBoomer
    @BROUBoomer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Have two phones if you want to get ahead on hold calls. I've been on hold for an hour, my husband came home and I said give me your phone, called and got right through, made the payment before closing and done. The whole time, the other phone was never returned to. Done, and hung up both phones. Like WTH?🤷‍♀️
    👵☮️🖖

    • @jameshunter6121
      @jameshunter6121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sometimes these people simply are so over worked they forget, or the held line gets lost in the system somehow and just isn't able to be picked up.
      So yes, hanging up and recalling after a while is perfectly valid, just not after 5 minutes.

  • @TheRealDemomKingX
    @TheRealDemomKingX 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was already laughing at the situation before, but when he added insult to injury by calling the sheriff for their car being illegally parked, I lost it. LMAO

  • @krazerkap
    @krazerkap 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The impatient caller story was good, but I may submit one soon that's even better. Just hope you have some snacks for it lol! 😂

  • @Speedyeddie7
    @Speedyeddie7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember sitting on hold with the Disney world help line for like 4 hours one day. I got fed up and decided to hang up and try again. Turns out I could have pressed a butten and gotten added to the callback list. They would call me back when it was my turn instead of having to sit on hold for hours

  • @angam101
    @angam101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I work in a hospital setting where we used to have a need for a courier service. There were a few times where we absolutely needed something and we were put on hold for so long that the phone cut out. That happened several times in the same day until we finally got someone to talk to us. Ugh!

  • @SONIC55008
    @SONIC55008 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The thing that is stupid is that on the last story the old lady could of went forward a little bit farther and none of that would have never happened unless someone was already parked there and was gone when she got out the store and was slow when the poster got there so if she was not slow that entire story would never happen

  • @Jorgew01
    @Jorgew01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    always fascinated me to hear about land laws in the us. here in norway weve got a law that says everyone has access to the land to hike etc, as long as you dont damage it etc. Tho people often mistake this for being able to drive onto peoples land, you can walk, but not drive. and things such as farmland in use, near buldings etc, obvious gardens etc are of limits.

    • @mr.maga.2024
      @mr.maga.2024 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      In the united states we value our privacy laws and trespass may get someome hurt it is a huge no no

    • @Jorgew01
      @Jorgew01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mr.maga.2024 With your laws being the way they are sure, but here you wouldnt get sued or be liable for what someone else did like in this story.

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Jorgew01 Norway is definitely night-and-day difference to the USA. I’ve always wanted to visit, see Lillihammer and other places such as that. Can’t afford to travel right now.

    • @mr.maga.2024
      @mr.maga.2024 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Jorgew01 it is less about liability and more about the trespass itself... kinda like how you may feel if someone broke into your house. Our culture developed this way because of the way our nation was born. We have a very strong culture of territorial awarness that came from our fight with the redcoats.... it gave us a bit of a "stay of our land" mentality lol

  • @jonathanst.thomas31
    @jonathanst.thomas31 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    On the subject of the first story, the people of TH-cam have a number of videos on why the OP was called a murderer of animals by typing Factory Farms From Farm To Fridge in the search box TH-cam.

  • @HarryFrost-qu8th
    @HarryFrost-qu8th 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I guess Eric Cartman was right about hippies.

  • @braydentom5728
    @braydentom5728 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hi am i the jerk

  • @advitsrivastava7277
    @advitsrivastava7277 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    great video

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You're an Animal Killer dude"
    *mock voice* Yeah?, well you're a PLANT Killer dude. I mean, what did that Tree ever do to you?

  • @mikearringtonbf52
    @mikearringtonbf52 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Story 1, no quarter asked, no quarter given😅

  • @claireatherton8525
    @claireatherton8525 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not sure if im wrong but it sounds like what they did like cutting down the trees would have been illegal even on public land

  • @alextodd9974
    @alextodd9974 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seriously killing stuff is fine but don't you dare take recreational drugs 😂

  • @jameshunter6121
    @jameshunter6121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For the last story, elderly people often only had to drive around the block with a cop in the passenger seat to get their licence.
    Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration, but they simply didn't need to do nearly as much as the more recent generations

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When I learned how to drive, I had to learn how to back up straight, parking, reverse parking, K-turns, U-turns, using a roundabout, etc.

  • @lucifermorningstar2505
    @lucifermorningstar2505 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bevis and butthead are not California or stone people voices

  • @mary011975
    @mary011975 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Story 1 kinda sounded like beavis and butthead 🤣

  • @SharpShooterGd
    @SharpShooterGd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    a

  • @cowman215
    @cowman215 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Making a Barbwire trap is crazy 💀

  • @Ckbtony1983
    @Ckbtony1983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:36 hehe not yet *cocking gun*

  • @viviennemorgan7217
    @viviennemorgan7217 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    dude i will call the cops on those trespassers, so that way they won't try anything.

    • @viviennemorgan7217
      @viviennemorgan7217 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      but i hope that op called the cops on these trespassers on his lawn.

  • @hello_everynyan
    @hello_everynyan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    never thought id be this early. when i saw the likes, i thought the account was jsut doing bad lol!

  • @arcaniashadeva4230
    @arcaniashadeva4230 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These aren't hippies, I am a hippie, I came from generations of hippies....these aren't. As a hippie you partake in nature just like animals(Hunt, Forage, Fish, Ect) Its also a hippies duty to protect the land and keep native species in balance/dispose of invasive species. These are modern Nature "Activists"....
    Btw this is just the stuff that involves Nature.

  • @bsouthmama3010
    @bsouthmama3010 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 1, private property doesn’t need to be fenced in. If you don’t own the property or have permission you shouldn’t just assume it’s ok. And yeah, OP did enjoy it. Why shouldn’t he?

  • @BorutoTheBurrito
    @BorutoTheBurrito 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    B

  • @albertgongora6944
    @albertgongora6944 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I will say this is an honest opinion on the first story of there's any type of people I hate is people that try to judge you for killing animals but yet they have the audacity to harm the environment talk about hypocrites and don't get me wrong have you support the idea of not wanting to kill animals I perfectly understand that but please don't be a jackass and say it's okay to harm something like the environment and your path of destruction of trying to judge people for you know hunting and killing even though I feel hunting and killing is perfectly fine because at least those animals are quickly put out of their misery and they're not going to waste compared to like other companies that do do that with animals

  • @alpha-sama
    @alpha-sama 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah the hippies are absolute garbage but honestly OP sounds like a giant piece of work as well. Wouldn't want to be involved with either of them.

  • @stephenadams8712
    @stephenadams8712 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Last story if you don't know how to back up you shouldn't be driving

  • @Jimbotheboss08
    @Jimbotheboss08 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4th

  • @andrewdavis7620
    @andrewdavis7620 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Trespassing? My brother in Christ, this is what the second amendment is for

  • @colixart
    @colixart 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story one, isn’t it also illegal to cut down trees on PUBLIC land as well?

  • @Gun_Flint
    @Gun_Flint 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "..had California plates..." Yeah, I see where this is going.

  • @pamcollins4334
    @pamcollins4334 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 1: animal killing guy gets upset at being called an animal killer

  • @SauceyFredo
    @SauceyFredo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not saying you were morally wrong but setting up booby traps is a literal felony

  • @margiestevens2384
    @margiestevens2384 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 1- wasn’t hippies, just entitled brats

  • @marioshadjigeorgiou608
    @marioshadjigeorgiou608 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Listening about this makes me remember my young days...

  • @Im_a_loser_baby
    @Im_a_loser_baby 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It feels illegal to be this early

  • @ColonelBragg
    @ColonelBragg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First story had a hilarious conclusion

  • @Top_ToasterVR
    @Top_ToasterVR 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "senseless killing" yeah because thats why people hunt, totally

  • @Averagesliceofpizza
    @Averagesliceofpizza 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This content farm bro💀

  • @kingxdga12
    @kingxdga12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2nd

  • @josephjin203
    @josephjin203 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what state was the first story? Texas?

  • @davidbirkett4636
    @davidbirkett4636 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1st

  • @jamesparker1071
    @jamesparker1071 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🥱 No photos? No video.... 👎

  • @bigfitfrogalpha
    @bigfitfrogalpha 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WHAT IS THIS GAME

  • @thomasmantifel8579
    @thomasmantifel8579 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    GUMBALL!

  • @koji4884
    @koji4884 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    yay

  • @tasteslikepennies2549
    @tasteslikepennies2549 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the one place where I believe that England is superior to the United states. I am a United States citizen and have been since birth. But the idea that you can own everything that comes in to and goes from your property is absolutely ludicrous and hunting and camping laws should reflect that. And if you can't tell the difference between a deer and a duck and a human you shouldn't be hunting

  • @MsAngelique
    @MsAngelique 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Isn't making traps on your land illegal?

    • @liz-zy
      @liz-zy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Theyres been an am I the jerk about murder this is normal

    • @zushikumotakirugaming684
      @zushikumotakirugaming684 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Isnt trespassing illegal

    • @Lockerft
      @Lockerft 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Making a trap is illegal, as it's considered a bobbytrap.

    • @BROUBoomer
      @BROUBoomer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@LockerftHi,
      Spelling error... Booby trap.

    • @mr.maga.2024
      @mr.maga.2024 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Only if you do ot just to catch people you can put traps to catch animals as long as you post warning signs

  • @Beegirl12345
    @Beegirl12345 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For the first one, the forest does not belong to op, also it is not fair if they hunt for sport, it’s fine if they hunt for food

  • @Ongoingandhalf
    @Ongoingandhalf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stop and get some saying first

  • @mikearringtonbf52
    @mikearringtonbf52 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Woke is broke

  • @allwatchsomeshitpost
    @allwatchsomeshitpost 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    a