Being a Nice Hermit. | Hermitcraft 10 | Ep.28
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not joel fantasising about somebody buying out the honey shop only to discover 30 seconds later that somebody has done exactly that
100% not scripted guys
He simply manifested it 🤩
It feels like a mission possible, mostly that it was sent back. One of them is to buy out a store.
He sounded so happy when he found out
not even 30, like 5 lol
The idea of somebody buying something from Joel's shop was so foreign to him that his first thought when he saw his stock was empty was that somebody stole his stock for no reason
well, there was no payment until the last barrel lol
19:19 "Not very mindful not very demure"
We love our chronically online king 😭😭❤
Both him and gem 😂
Exactly what I commented 😂 a sec ago I wasn't copying
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT LMAO
NO PLEASE HE NEEDS TO STAY OFF OF TIKTOK LMAO
🤨 Can the last billboard be a brainrot reference
Gem and Joel speculating about the donor liking the song (a lot) is funny because Doc bought it all on his livestream with the words "I don't need any honey, I just wanna listen to the song"
I was wondering if someone was going to tell him, 400 comments in and you're the only one. Were we supposed to keep it a secret?
I was wondering who bought it! So it was doc?! Now I gotta see his reaction to the song 😂
@@johnhalberg6536 we were, but keeping secrets are impossible in this fandom.
Yup I was watching the stream when Doc did it. Someone in chat said they’d gift Doc 50 gift subs if he bought out Joel’s honey shop.
I missed his stream this week
"He'll run out of intro ideas" they said. "He'll give up" they said...
The next one will be so random
@@TOASTTHATGHOST2463 Haven't they all?
@@LunarIsHere_They really have, kinda reminds me of those old Build Vs. intros, they were so chaotic and great ngl
When the devil said no god said yESSS
You should make an Etho billboard
It was Doc buying the honey on a livestream if anybody is wondering. He was told he would get 50 gift subs on twitch (which he did).
Joel: “I want to start by doing something relaxing”
Also Joel: *opens his mail to packages full of his missing honey*
20:55 you should let dubs do it and see what he does
And having buttloads of diamonds! Questioning WHO brought his honey?
@@mysticfox9718 it was doc, right? lol i saw a clip of it earlier
@@everylovn so if it’s Doc then why would he sent back the honey? What is his plan?? 🤔. Did he say on the video? I should watch it 😯☝️
@@mysticfox9718 It was requested on his stream in exchange for subs ...
I believe he had to buy out the full stock for 100 subs
14:16 I'm a baker and one time, when I was pulling frozen pucks of cookie dough off of a pan, it made a sound identical to the bone block being placed. I got excited for some reason and told my coworker who absolutely could Not care less, let alone at 5 in the morning. I'm glad there's other bone block appreciators out there
misread that as I'm a banker and was mighty confused why you were pulling frozen pucks of cookie dough off of a pan! 😅😅 - but i am that person who finds things like that exciting too!
I'm a baker, too. Pistons sound like our proofing cabinet door. Haha.
4:16 Rare footage of Joel admitting to being obsessed with someone
Edit - it was Doc for anyone wondering
Pov: the person who did It was either Etho or Skall*
@@Aby_Darsis it was actually docm
My bet is on Cleo.
Scar felt bad and had diamonds to spare I think it was him
Come on everyone drop your bet...which rich hermit commissionig joel for honey
Bdubs has a special entity mod installed that lets them render from further away. So don’t worry about the billboard.
JOELS NO LONGER THE POOREST HERMIT !!!!
OH MY GOD PEOPLE MARK YOUR CALENDERS, THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION
19:14 “Not very mindful, not very demure”. I nearly spat my coffee out because I was not expecting this from Joel 😂
Poems? Brings me back to Lizzie’s poem from Secret Life.
OMG I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS SO CUTE 😭
You’re amazing up my mind
With your fabulous behind
@@i_emy with your fabulous behind
you're mesa-in up my mind, with your fabulous behind
you won me a bone, i'll never leave you alone,
i hope you stay alive and also thrive,
don't forget to shift when ur near a rift
The hermits starting to say not very mindful, not very demure makes me laugh
Would you mind enlightening me what this is referencing please?
@@nmgg6928 a meme originating from tiktok, a girl talking that "shes not like other girls" and starts saying random things like very neat, very short, very demure.
I hate it so much
@@justcallmeness u js hate fun :/
@@nmgg6928 "very mindful, very demure" is a trend, but that's all I know
So you're obsessed with:
Yourself,
Etho,
Gem,
Keralis,
Jimmy, (Yes, we all saw the picture)
Sausage,
Iskall
And whomever gave you pity diamonds.
Oh yeah, and don't forget Lizzie.
Doc bought the honey, he said he wanted to listen to the song. Its in his latest livestream around the 4 hour mark
@@derandere4356 ooh. Thanks for the info!
i dont remember the keralis one, i do know about mythicalsausage
Oh true! Editing the list now lol
Wait what's gone on with Keralis??
9:46 as a long time fan of Joel it’s crazy how he went from disliking chickens to horses all seemingly out of the blue
please can we all collectively remind joel that his permit is for slime and honey, its kinda infuriating ngl
wait for real?
To be honest, anyone who needs loads of slime are also the same people who need loads of honey. Aka, they build farms themselves
@@prudentia_8813 sadly which is why he can't make any sales. They really didn't think those permits through. Honestly they need to ban personal honey/slime farms and only allow the permit holders to have them
@@AnimeNut07no banning the farms is very dumb, the shops are just for convenience, if you don't want to build a farm or collect it , if ya dont pay with money, ya pay with time
@@kuau_Queen-kiki-4652 then why have the permits at all?
19:18 joel once again proving he is cool and hip with the kids
Hahahaha i was looking for this comment
He's hip he's with it
I don't really watch joel often, but seeing this title, I knew I had to watch it, I did not however, know that this episode would start with joel doing slam peotry with a bunch of turtles.
🤣
Joel likes to express his creativity in many different ways. Some more questionable than others, but we allow it 😂
Joel is Fine art
Always watch Joel
literal "slam" poetry with him punching a turtle
You should watch more often. Things like this are very normal here.
You know, Mumbo has been practicing billboards and that little one is about perfect if you wanted him to also do one like Gem
Joel don’t worry! Bdubs uses a mod that renders entities from further away, he’ll be able to appreciate your billboard from the path like you wanted!
ah yes, joel the 'nicest' hermit. if we are all lying, then joel is also the humblest and least egotistical hermit.. (we all love you, joel, never change)
He's so humble! He would never be egotistical
He’s so humble, may be the humblest one on the server. (Sorry etho you’ve been demoted)
and tallest
Putting it in brackets doesn't mean it's not lying anymore btw Joel
He’s sooo humble
21:55 I love how Joel's chest monster is just his base lol 😂
The grian strategy
lol yes!
Hidden in plain sight
@lilmstreblegaming3687 most government officials are.
Stacks and racks support hollow facades, a bamboo forest of a base;
New Hollowland, a tsunami up a mountainside, meets volcanic eruption rockslide;
grass grows no greener Than in ash.
Joel fantasizing abt someone buying the whole lot, then coming to see someone actually did was hilarious
That spare billboard on the tower is just the right proportions to fit a Minecraft character. Maybe a celebratory portrait of one of the other hermits? Could be one of the O.G. minecrafters like Doc or Etho? Or a renowned redstone genius, like Tango, or Etho? Maybe one of the server's notorious pranksters, like Etho or Cub? A decorated Decked Out champion like the winner of Decked Out 1, (I think Etho won that one), or Decked Out 2, (which was won by Etho, I believe)? Maybe Etho?
NO I'm not obsessed it's you who's obsessed.
That’s a cool idea, I think Etho would be good seeing as he’s already got Gem, Jimmy and Lizzie in his base. We have to get everyone he’s obsessed with in his base in some way!
Or perhaps Joel could put in one of those Hermitcraft members from Canada, like Gem or Etho? Just a thought.
"The dream one day, guys, is someone comes into the honey shop and says, 'I'll take the lot!' Is that too much for a man to ask for? Probably, it'd be a lot of diamonds."
*5 seconds later*
Joel: *finds 824 diamonds in his honey shop*
As a joke, I'd use the empty billboard to put up a fake 'missing person' alert, and then use it to poke at Iskall or Stress while they are still in full Vault Hunters mode.
a fake "missing person" alert sounds fun! :D i think it would be especially funny for someone who's very active on the server lol :]
ooh! or it could be a WANTED sign?
like, "1K diamond reward! Dead or Alive", something like that. might fit in with the dystopian base that impulse & bdubs are making (though i'm not quite versed in their lore)
Maybe not iskall I feel like he'd go crazy
😭
@@owowarrior864the dead or alive thing would have been hilarious if demise was still going on :p
@@Dinoxdeath omg yea i didn't think of that! :o that'd be fun for demise
Joel's city looks as fantastic as ever! With the beautiful scenery I can't help but think an apartment building would be wonderful if it's built tall enough with many windows! Maybe other hermits would like a room/floor? Maybe for rent/sale? Idk but I believe an apartment building would be a brilliant addition
Scamming people into buying apartments… sounds familiar…..
9:23 I love Joel going with the pan up its so funny. With the expensive looking glow squids in the back at night. Love the rich guy montage
Lizzie felt so bad for Joel that she called up the other Hermits and agreed to pay them £1,000 to give him some diamonds.
Really, I was there!
And doc (who bought the honey and said he only wanted to listen to the song) didn't want money but a signed copy of the Honey Honey Honey song
4:10 man gets emotional when he sells his videogame honey
This is new. Joel being nice. And actually having enough diamonds to put diamond blocks in the thumbnail and to stand on.
I agree
Episodes like these are refreshing after multiple building ones. One of my favorites in recent memory. Maybe do one building, one social episode(shenanigans, interacting with other hermits, etc)
the full stop in the title feels so ominous
Yeah
Joel, that’s really creepy.
After watching the video, I think that was intentional
i love the idea of filling the city with hermit advertisements!!! shibuya and shinjuku are just exploding with advertisements on every surface
Title: “Being nice”
Intro: “You stinky jerk!”
Classic Joel ❤
"Friends with billboards discount" Killed me lol!!!
I *need* a intro of joel just doing british accents... I feel like he'd nail them
Yes
But....... Joel IS British.... Wdym??
@@Aby_DarsisYeah but there’s more than one British accent lol
I'd be surprised if Americans know what scouse is 😅
@Aby_Darsis there's more than 2 British accents
15:58 That would horseracism Joel!!!!!!!
horse fascism
Lovely poem Joel
You could have a billboard advertising a new business "All Natural Glue - made from wild caught horses" and have the glue be the xp bottles
Lil' bingo card (8 seconds after the video is out);
- Joel Smallishbeans Weird intro tm
- Musical Material gathering montage
- No honey sales
- Joel Insults us
- Joel Mentions Lizzie
- Joel Mentions Etho
- Joel builds something
I'll make one of these for every video, maybe change some stuff every now and then, and leave an updated version in the replies below after I've watched the whole video
Edit: I'll try and figure out a better way to do this but I'm not posting any dodgy links here so if anyone has any better ideas please put them in the replies vvv
‘No honey sales’ xD
Welp you were wrong about the honey sales I'll tell you that.
Your completed bingo card:
- Yes
- No
- No (somehow)
- Yes
- No (i think)
- No (also i think)
- Yes (omg no way !11!1)
i love this idea of a little bingo card!! :] that's cool
maybe some other additions could be joel brags, obsession mention, joel interacts with someone, joel uses armor stands
maybe idk
@@owowarrior864 I’ll add some of those next video! I think I’ll gradually chop and change over time to make the bingo cards more interesting! Those are really cool ideas!!
Buy some property next to BDubs and turn it into a junkyard with slum tenanancies falling apart, and lots more of your billboards. Make him buy you out.
ps. Block his best view.
YOOO, I literally just said, "I want more Hermitcraft" and then this came out!!!!
10:15 Stats poker with B-dubs will be AWkward!
PFFT YEAH
as long as u dont look at that one statistic it should be fine xD
would love to see joel do some stats poker at the end of the season!
Imagine BDubs trying to trap Joel into being killed by horses
oh that would be so awesome !!
i wonder if it's possible to get a death message like that? can you get Thorns on horse armor?
You can’t get thorns on horse armor but imagine the death message🤣 the horses are getting revenge
@@owowarrior864 You may be able to die by entity cramming in a pit of horses but this wont count as "killed by a horse" and the message would not mention any horse. You would still be technically killed by horses though. 🤔
@@superdan2593 ahh. true true! :o it's still death by horse
JOEL SMALLISHBEANS. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOUR PERMIT IS FOR HONEY *AND* SLIME, IT IS A PAIN WATCHING YOU OBSESS OVER HONEY AND FORGET SLIMD
I know right? Slime might sell out quickly
YES!! I've been waiting for someone to say this
NGL I diddent even realize this
boost!!
⇪
JOEL. The permit you own is for honey blocks, yes. But you can also sell slime blocks. You could make the shop a giant flying machine that flies around the center of the shopping district, and advertise by sending a flying machine billboard to people's bases. Maybe call it "A Match Made in Heaven".
3:54 the repetition reminds me of the poem😼
we love anaphora
Doc smiled upon you and made you a rich, rich man.
According to the stat files in the old world downloads Joel is now the official biggest horse murderer in hermitcraft history, both single-season and possibly career. Second place is now Bdubs with 230 in season 8 and 235 total as of season 9. Third place is Cub in season 5 with 98 (or 126 if you count skeleton horses).
(A caveat is I think there was an issue in a recent season where player stats got wiped halfway through so Bdubs' total might not be complete, and obviously I don't know his number for this season)
0:25 not the accent switch up 🤣
TH-cam?!
TH-cam watches joel confirmed
Well hello there TH-cam :D
The fact TH-cam comments so often yet get ignored is so funny to me 💀
A ‘nice’ hermit you say? Are you sure Joel? You aren’t usually that nice. Usually your intimidating us!! 😂😂😂
How can you be intimidated by our short king? 😅
I guess that I can’t be intimidated but it is a bit funny when he says that we are idiots or smth like that! 😂🤣😅
18:24 "my starlink internet didn't like me today" Respectfully...has it ever?
No. Probably not lol
"Why are you like this Joel" mood XD
Whatever the Japanese characters are for Live Laugh Love, I bet they’d fit that smaller billboard area perfect
IT WAS DOC!!!
Doc bought all of Joel's honey supply!!! 😮😮😮
a Hermit may or may not have bought all your honey because he or she was offered 50 gifted subs for this "prank" in a livestream - and was forced to send it back for another 50
20:50 Honey advertisement. You need it.
Good thing Pearl isn’t the cleaning lady this season, I think she would scream if she saw your random block storage around the city xD
If Joel ever plays the stats game he should have everyone go all in then ask “Number of horses killed” 😂
good news for your billboard Joel, Bdubs has a mod which means he loads entities from further away than standard
The small billboard looks perfect for a small sheriff. If only you knew one of those.
3:47 new horn option just dropped
saw nice in the title thought i was in an alternate reality but the poems ending snapped me back to reality
The horse slaughter montage was surprisingly far more disturbing than I was prepared for.
I can already hear BDubs screaming “WHAT” at his message (clearly out of his pure amazement)
I love this episode so much, it's just a whole bunch of random shinanegans, interractions and small builds. The reason why I loved Grian's older (Season 6 and 7 mostly) episodes so much, glad this less goal-motivated and less hyperfixated energy is coming back in this newer season.
"wow look at that guy he's so rich" we all say in unison
Joel is right on track to start several wars this season🤣🤣🤣
Ive recently come back to watching him like how I did when I was little. He's still the best.
For the last advertisement: Do an Etho in the glass like your 3d self portrait on the other side
Joel, ask Doc about your recent fortune 😂.
I have a pretty good idea for the billboard. You could do one of those lucky cat sculpture things. The one where its paw swings up and down. I think that would fit your theme very well.
9:17 AFTER YEARS AND YEARS Joel finally changed his cape 😢
Horse bit plays...
I SWEAR i could hear the horrified cries of a short little mossy man off in the distance echoing through the mountians and valleys...
3:42 this was when joel found out he is a greedy capitalist
If anyone wants to see some REALLY great pics of that "movement" Joel added to the flying bus/car/thing build - at 9:24 you'll see two quick cuts to views of Joel's base from the ground at night with shaders (during the "looking rich" montage).
I took a bunch of screenshots during that (and outside of that too, which is typical for me watching a Joel video), and then was pleasantly surprised he hadn't actually done it yet in the video's timeline. Awesome views! "Spectacular" doesn't even feel like a generic word for "great" here. Joel's base is spectacular.
0:36 love the alliteration
Joel!
A fun way you could stir up business to the honey shop could be a mini game for a honey coupon.
Maybe a content generator. You save diamonds, AND make content.
You setup a stage area and have props for the hermits to mess with. Press a button and get tossed a prompt. They have 5 min to setup props and idea, then have to film 20-30 second clips.
If they fail the timeframe no coupon, if they can complete it; coupon.
Not terribly hard or bound by rules, so they can accomplish it easier! (More business for you, and everyones gets some goofy opportunities to make shorts)
Loving you as an addition to the hermits, you fit right in
4:00 welcome to hermitcraft joel
15:59 "That would be..."
thinking if he should use the word
"... *unfair* to all the other colors of horses."
4:16 To answer your honey question, i think it was Cub. He built a labyrinth and used honeycomb as the floor. ( I watched pearl's video) ❤😊
It was doc in his latest livestream around the 4 hour mark. He said he didn't need any honey but he wants to hear the song. Also the honeycomb permit is separate from the honey and slime one, Keralis has the honeycomb and candle permit.
@@derandere4356 gotcha
@@derandere4356 ah sorry about that. I don't really know who has which permit other than the POVs i watch. I just figured it was Cub based on how much honeyhomb he used and how many diamond joel now has. But Cub did use honey blocks in his labyrinth so I'm kinda right?
It was Doc in his stream last Saturday
Joels intros keep getting better and better! (nothing beats the honey songs though
Everybody needs a fairy Goatmother in their life.
"fairy goatmother" omg i love that nickname
3:35 I feel like the 'too stunned to speak' meme is appropriate here😆.
He finally stopped the trend of
“I BUILT THE NEW TALLEST BUILDING!”
Someone definitely did the x challenge or whatever they are called which is to sell out someone’s whole shop and they must have picked yours out of charity
Nope :)
Whoever bought all that honey sure is a GOAT for that move
4:05 HE’S RICH NOW HE CAN SING THE ACTUAL MONEY MONEY MONEY SONG
man if you have just spared 10 horses, the transition from 69 horses to 240 horses whould have been perfect!
Joel: " Lets do something relaxing!!! "
Also Joel: *decides to massacre the horse population*
I feel that though….
Also the “calming song” was great
that bdubs billboard was super trippy with the stands, it looked like the one on the right was several blocks ahead of the one on the left.
13:43 ✨☕️ BREAK ✨
I love how Joel basically won the lottery and started acting all wealthy
7:02 Gem getting meta for a second
oH HOW I SCROLLED for this
Haha, love how Joel starts all calm and then BOOM, rich hermit! 😂💰 But honestly, it’s cool to see him having fun while stacking up the goodies. Keep being you, Joel! 🌟
0:52 fire bars beans over here hahaha 😎🔥🔥
Fr🔥
4:02 “I’m waving my hands around in real life like crazy” STIMMING 🫵
Chibi Joel might be my new favourite update to this edition of the simulation (14:44)