So don't try to prove she's innocent. Go for a plea bargain. In other words, arguing for a lighter sentence because.... Idk, she's clearly insane? That being said, Lawyer_owls argument is bullshit and would never fly. It's about what I'd expect from some reddit atheist though.
Exactly. Hot is a reasonable argument, if we did not have numerous other hot that don’t have the same red flags. We have superior thicc with Emma, Guilty, Noir, Mihara, Rapi, Maiden, Anis, Brid, Rupee, Elegg, arguably Volume (despite my misgivings with her attitude), and now Cinderella. The defense needs new material. And to head off the “if evil, why hot?” If hot, why not evil?
@@quox3987 i always say theres a balance to be made, like the insanity needs to be compensated by the looks, and thats what i find lacking in red shoes sure she is hot but not enough justify enhancing the corruption by about 11, backstabbing her comrade in arms and setting back humanity 100 years and continuing underground, like all nikkes are deadly afraid of the corruption to the point of suicide. Thats her fucking legacy, and dont want to do anything with that shit.
It is implied in the documents we find throughout the game that one of the "conspiracy theories" is about this problem being created by humans themselves and getting out of control at some point.
"Your Honor... send her to L Corp! She's clearly escaped, but L Corp promises to keep her under control this time. The person attached to Red Shoes? No guarantees."
the fact plenty of them were defenses not even trying to defend her, but judge her guilty themselves, says enough. so like the others, your honor, SHES GUILTY SHE MADE CINDERELLA CRY, GIVE ME THE AXE IL DO IT MYSELF.
... most people forget that all talk about her deeds was from her corrupted self and no nikke keeps her personality after corruption so we don't rly know how much of that was true and at what point she was corrupted. She could for example been researching ruptures and trying to pacify them (which is actually possible as we see in one of the side quests, some random guy managed to do that ...) and she might gotten corrupted while uploading her personality model into a rupture. ========= We need to notice her obvious logical mistakes when she was revealing the "truth" to Cinderella as she wanted to have humans and ruptures work together. But nikkes can not have children so her corruption could not save humanity. it could make some nikkes become heretics and not fight ruptures but that would never save humanity. This mistake shows that Red Shoes might not been working on corruption or she might want to corrupt ruptures so they would get her personality, but that was bounced back and now nikkes get ruptures personality or smth.
@@nightcliff5411 You literally not replied to my proofs against that. SHE LITERALLY SAID SHE WANTED TO SAVE HUMANITY THIS WAY. But it COULD NOT WORK, because NIKKES CAN NOT REPRODUCE. and corruption could never help normal humans become friendly with ruptures. =============== This obviously shows that there is logical mistake that scientist would not make so randomly. So much more logically sound theory is that her goal changed due to corruption. and she might want to make ruptures work for humans but corruption made it reverse. Just like what happened to Cinderella who started to think of raptures and humans in reverse.
"Your honour. We know from Enikk herself that she made a deal with Chatterbox to feed him Nikkes in exchange for leaving the Ark alone. Who is to say that Red Shoes wasn't the first? If red eyes is corruption... Then she was corrupted the moment she was commissioned. By MMR, possibly. Or a mole within. Or maybe her human self was the mole. Regardless, she wanted peace. I, however, put it to you that she was doomed from the start. Quite possibly, by design. So, it stands to reason that, Missilis should rehabilitate her given that they enabled her."
To be fair your honour, she wasn't in her right mind given that she gave a full confession to the one Nikke who had ample reason to end her. We cite the example of Red Hood who experienced corruption and encouraged her former squad to stop fighting the Raptures via message in her own words. Fortunately RH's ability to frustrate ongoing anti Rapture operations was stifled by her taking on a Padawan and finding a way to continue fighting via other means while doing us the least harm... Thus we cite that on some level, Red Shoes knew she was a lost cause and took the Glass Slippers way out. Certainly her actions are those of a guilty mind, a guilt she could not live with that her corruption forced her to enact day by day. Thus while guilty, she also deserves our pity and should serve as a warning as to the dangers corrupted individuals pose... ... So may I ask why there are no reports that we destroyed her head and NIMPH after Cinderella shot her 'Through the chest?'
Your honor, she successfully managed to make an hybrid of humans and raptures to bring peace to both specimens, so I plead innocent. Is the afterward betrayal of the raptures that caused the massacre, she cant be held guilty for that.
Her idea wasn't bad, but the implementation was horrendous. Realistically though, the insanity plea wouldn't work for her because she is fully aware of her crime hence her efforts to hide it from everyone besides Cinderella whom she thought was a heretic under her control.
Honestly that quite a ballsy move from shift up to make a unredeemable waifu. Reminds me of how aurora in fgo is even worse than red shoes yet the story bends towards making you feel pity for her because of her magical autism.
Your Honor...IF I CAN'T PLEAD IN THE DEFENSE OF FUCKING EREBUS!!! then what makes you think i can defend her, she literally made the Nikke rendition of the Horus fucking heresy. I rest the case. Also, here actions had directly made Cinderella break, cry, and ruin her. I believe the verdict should be Final dispensation and full decommissioning.
she is a Nikke researcher with an important role for our military force she maintains the efficiency and effectivity of Nikkes performance and if she's to be prosecuted we are risking our chances with our war against the Raptures
raptillion gleefully up to his own shenanigans, with the cost of his own well being at contained risk red shoes doing her thing at the cost of the damn surface civilization
Ones responsible for terrorism that resulted in several people's deaths the other pioneered an unspeakable horror that not only changed the way Nikkes suffered from corruption but is most likely also responsible for countless deaths from commanders to other Nikkes that can cripple even the strongest of Nikkes and also this new form of corruption elimined humanities hope for victory due to intentional sabotage because of their delusions of grandeur to coexist
@@MarkTenmaAt least, Red Shoes has plans and intentions for all that. But Crow? She does not care about anything but to drag down everyone to her level. She even went as far as dying by MC hands. Just so that MC will become a filthy trash like her. When even that fail? She goes "haha, I don't care" attitude, she feels no remorse, no regrets, no anger. So in my opinion, Villains wise, Red Shoes is better. Evilness? I mean, Red Shoes intentions are for good cause but her plans is misplaced. So Crow is more evil (imo). More unlikeable?? Definitely Crow. Redemption chance? I think we can break Red Shoes, by destroying her plan or someway but Crow? 0% redemption chance.
I don't know how I manage it every time but I procrastinated nikke story to build it up and I couldn't catch up in time to read the event story lol. Now I'm waiting for it to get added to the archive.
Your honor this woman single handedly created the strongest Nikke known to man in order to end the war immediately. Cinderella going rouge should be the fault of Abe who had full supervision of her repairs from start to finish. She was merely complying with Oswald to cover her incompetent mistakes. Red Shoes did nothing wrong.
Okay, I'll give it a shot. In light of the circumstances surrounding the War and her role as a Top Researcher with the V.T.C., a recognized religious organization and governmental body, she was granted the authority to pursue independent research. While it is acknowledged that her experiments and methodologies may fall into the category of unethical practices, it is critical to note that they do not strictly constitute a legal offense within the realm of her granted authority. The prosecution may argue that her actions represent wrongdoing; however, determining the legality of her conduct transcends the focus of this trial.
@@iguoyrxayananikihs9505 True. Red Shoes at least, in her mind, thought this was the only realistic way to save humanity. Crow on the other hand just wanted chaos for the hell of it.
probability of her prosecution is low,not defending her but stating why she won't be her research could rather be valuable for the military strategy and our time at war is not a good time to turn on one of our own
Your honour, Red Shoes was faced with an impossible task, to defeat a vast enemy that borders on the unkillable. Red Shoes was trying to resolve the conflict between humans and raptures by deepening our understanding of the raptures. There were some sacrifices, but sacrifice is inevitable in any conflict.
I don't know about facebook or reddit, but when I played through it, first thing I thought was 'Man, wouldn't it be crazy if she was already corrupted, being controlled and forced to SAY all those things, taking the blame to hide the real villain?' If Red Shoes was as helpless as Cinderella and wishing that someone would save her, only to get brutally murdered instead, that'd be depressing af.
except that cinderella was the first instance of the new corruption virus. Before that, corruption just inmobilized nikkes until they were bedridden and had to be put down. Corrupted nikkes didn't move, talk, or killed humans. It wasn't until RS discovered you could put inputs in the corruption code, that nikkes started doing things while corrupted. First she made them active, then she made them walk, but the code was too much to code it on her own, so she used her own personality data and delivered that new code to raptures she had, who modified it into the final version.
Typicall noobie mistake... bros and sis... YOU DON'T KNOW WHY OR WHAT IS SHE BEEN CHARGED OR ACCUSED... The FIRST THING YOU DO is ask why you have to defend someone... you can't go to the court and say "Officers you don't have evidence about my client being the murd3r" without knowing why you are in court (even if you know) because that can led to the funny "Mr. Your client was arrested by driving drunk... but now you can tell us more about that Murd3r"
If the comments were taken from a Reddit post two months ago, you probably didn't see my post, so imma leave it here since you wanted something original: Your honor, consider the following: would it really be that bad for everyone to be turned into a rapture/heretic? We already have Nikke's with bodies out of this world, now imagine the possibilities with rapture augmentation for the dudes. No more height shaming, no more smol pp shaming, everyone can be augmented as they see fit. With our new rapture overlords we might even be able to finally focus on space exploration and colonisation instead of living under ground like mole people. Think about it, you know it makes sense.
Your honor, in her defense this all looks incredibly bad only because she failed in -submitting- uniting humanity to Raptures, she would be hailed as a hero otherwise.
You Honor! there it no proof that indicate thte my client it's gulty, alfer all we all know they grimm model hen 2 never existed in the frist place! As such my client can only be cahrged with identity fraud!
Your honor...........i dont know what to say, she is guilty, and i didnt got payed enough
This right here is the only correct answer.
She is Red Shoes, not Guilty 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
So don't try to prove she's innocent. Go for a plea bargain.
In other words, arguing for a lighter sentence because.... Idk, she's clearly insane?
That being said, Lawyer_owls argument is bullshit and would never fly. It's about what I'd expect from some reddit atheist though.
Ofc half is "if evil why hot" states, like the first is funny but it lost its grace by the third one and we are currently in the hundreds of thousands
Ok, but if evil, why hot?
If hot, why evil?
Why evil, why so hot?
Exactly. Hot is a reasonable argument, if we did not have numerous other hot that don’t have the same red flags.
We have superior thicc with Emma, Guilty, Noir, Mihara, Rapi, Maiden, Anis, Brid, Rupee, Elegg, arguably Volume (despite my misgivings with her attitude), and now Cinderella. The defense needs new material.
And to head off the “if evil, why hot?”
If hot, why not evil?
@@quox3987 i always say theres a balance to be made, like the insanity needs to be compensated by the looks, and thats what i find lacking in red shoes sure she is hot but not enough justify enhancing the corruption by about 11, backstabbing her comrade in arms and setting back humanity 100 years and continuing underground, like all nikkes are deadly afraid of the corruption to the point of suicide. Thats her fucking legacy, and dont want to do anything with that shit.
Your honor.... WOULD
Guilty
@@DMAN99No this is about Red Shoes bro
@@DMAN99Her too!
If aliens ever took over all they'd have to be is hot af and half of humanity would fold 💀
Facts
We are soooo getting turned into slaves if we ever get into a galaxy union or something
Literally the plot of the first Avatar Movie. 🤣
Oh yeah 100% I’m chalked
It is implied in the documents we find throughout the game that one of the "conspiracy theories" is about this problem being created by humans themselves and getting out of control at some point.
"Your Honor... send her to L Corp! She's clearly escaped, but L Corp promises to keep her under control this time. The person attached to Red Shoes? No guarantees."
Sanguine Desire
attachment work ("would" people) and repression work (y'all know who) both go nuts
Send her to the Warp Trains.
You honor, I think my client is possessed by her shoes.
Somebody didn’t read the abno’s observation logs
Manager should have kept an eye on her
Red Shoes: Damn, Cinderella, I just wanted some sugar for my tea
Your honor...I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
ZWINGGG
I USE POT OF GREED AND BUY 3 ADITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK!
The judge is Dinh Khang
"You can't do that! "
the fact plenty of them were defenses not even trying to defend her, but judge her guilty themselves, says enough.
so like the others, your honor, SHES GUILTY SHE MADE CINDERELLA CRY, GIVE ME THE AXE IL DO IT MYSELF.
... most people forget that all talk about her deeds was from her corrupted self and no nikke keeps her personality after corruption so we don't rly know how much of that was true and at what point she was corrupted.
She could for example been researching ruptures and trying to pacify them (which is actually possible as we see in one of the side quests, some random guy managed to do that ...) and she might gotten corrupted while uploading her personality model into a rupture.
=========
We need to notice her obvious logical mistakes when she was revealing the "truth" to Cinderella as she wanted to have humans and ruptures work together. But nikkes can not have children so her corruption could not save humanity. it could make some nikkes become heretics and not fight ruptures but that would never save humanity.
This mistake shows that Red Shoes might not been working on corruption or she might want to corrupt ruptures so they would get her personality, but that was bounced back and now nikkes get ruptures personality or smth.
Just leave me the lower half. For research.
@@greedier-7661 she had this plan since she was human, she was never corrupted herself she is just insane
@@nightcliff5411 You literally not replied to my proofs against that.
SHE LITERALLY SAID SHE WANTED TO SAVE HUMANITY THIS WAY.
But it COULD NOT WORK, because NIKKES CAN NOT REPRODUCE.
and corruption could never help normal humans become friendly with ruptures.
===============
This obviously shows that there is logical mistake that scientist would not make so randomly.
So much more logically sound theory is that her goal changed due to corruption.
and she might want to make ruptures work for humans but corruption made it reverse. Just like what happened to Cinderella who started to think of raptures and humans in reverse.
@@nightcliff5411 Also why are you thinking that Redshoes was magickly the only one who did not lose her logic when turning into heretic???
I'm not getting paid enough for this, she's GUILTY YOUR HONOR!
Your honor, the mind was guilty but the body is innocent
*Gavel slams
The suspect is hereby sentenced to a mind switch treatment!
@ fair enough but I will be the one “rehabilitating”her
@@antokarman2064*memory wipe
Your honor , I find my client undeserving of my services and as such I plead guilty on all acussed and non-acussed charges
"Your honour. We know from Enikk herself that she made a deal with Chatterbox to feed him Nikkes in exchange for leaving the Ark alone. Who is to say that Red Shoes wasn't the first? If red eyes is corruption... Then she was corrupted the moment she was commissioned. By MMR, possibly. Or a mole within. Or maybe her human self was the mole. Regardless, she wanted peace. I, however, put it to you that she was doomed from the start. Quite possibly, by design. So, it stands to reason that, Missilis should rehabilitate her given that they enabled her."
Alright! I declare this trial finished! The jury has found the suspect innocent.
Your honor.....my client is too hot to be guilty and I say skill issue to you and your system that you didnt noticed it before
To be fair your honour, she wasn't in her right mind given that she gave a full confession to the one Nikke who had ample reason to end her.
We cite the example of Red Hood who experienced corruption and encouraged her former squad to stop fighting the Raptures via message in her own words. Fortunately RH's ability to frustrate ongoing anti Rapture operations was stifled by her taking on a Padawan and finding a way to continue fighting via other means while doing us the least harm...
Thus we cite that on some level, Red Shoes knew she was a lost cause and took the Glass Slippers way out. Certainly her actions are those of a guilty mind, a guilt she could not live with that her corruption forced her to enact day by day. Thus while guilty, she also deserves our pity and should serve as a warning as to the dangers corrupted individuals pose...
... So may I ask why there are no reports that we destroyed her head and NIMPH after Cinderella shot her 'Through the chest?'
Chad Oswald is not something I thought I’d see in this timeline lmfao
Your honor, she successfully managed to make an hybrid of humans and raptures to bring peace to both specimens, so I plead innocent.
Is the afterward betrayal of the raptures that caused the massacre, she cant be held guilty for that.
YOUR HONOR IT WAS JUST AN OOPSIE
Her idea wasn't bad, but the implementation was horrendous. Realistically though, the insanity plea wouldn't work for her because she is fully aware of her crime hence her efforts to hide it from everyone besides Cinderella whom she thought was a heretic under her control.
Her idea could work... But only with Nikkes, since we havent seen humans corrupted the same way the Nikkes calle 'Heretics'
As someone who is trying to become a lawyer this is awesome
Your Honour, Send her to the Doro mines.
Your honor.... I Embrace and worship the concept of Evil.
Your honor, my client pleads "whopsie daisy"
Honestly that quite a ballsy move from shift up to make a unredeemable waifu.
Reminds me of how aurora in fgo is even worse than red shoes yet the story bends towards making you feel pity for her because of her magical autism.
Maiden: Objection!!!
lol,ice dragon saga
Yulha: Denied!
Doro: *Doro*
"Red Shoes gave way to Modernia being queen. And Modernia will lead us to peace with raptures. The defense rests."
Everything is going just as planned how else does it explain the central government incompetence every action is a part of a big plan
Your honor, are you saying you wouldn't? That's a bold lie.
You honor, you can't blame her action because abe put her brain in her shoes, not in her head😂
"Your honor, stfu you weren't even there and she's a would in everyone's books"
Your honor, can i keep the shoes? as for her you can do whatever.
Your Honor...IF I CAN'T PLEAD IN THE DEFENSE OF FUCKING EREBUS!!! then what makes you think i can defend her, she literally made the Nikke rendition of the Horus fucking heresy. I rest the case.
Also, here actions had directly made Cinderella break, cry, and ruin her. I believe the verdict should be Final dispensation and full decommissioning.
ah, the Nikke version of the Horus Heresy... that's one way to think about it
Red sus, Red sus over paradise
Red sus, Red sus over paradise
Wait, does that mean she is fucking invincible and is in touch with her inner child
3:14 HELL THAT GUY'S RIGHT ASF
1:28 that guy's actually right
Exactly!😂
Your honor, her crimes gave us Heretics, who are objectively the best girls.
she is a Nikke researcher with an important role for our military force she maintains the efficiency and effectivity of Nikkes performance and if she's to be prosecuted we are risking our chances with our war against the Raptures
Your honor her body is still warm
Take a shot everytime honor is mentioned
Do another one of these, but with Behemoth or Nihilister this time
I bet this will be easier
Your honor give me a month and a hotel I can fix her.
Disamble her hydraulics gear first so she cant move and made her in Cinderella treatment.
There are people who finds serial killers hot too, it's all you need to know.
Your honor my wif… I mean my client is not guilty, clearly she is restrained and not a threat.
raptillion gleefully up to his own shenanigans, with the cost of his own well being at contained risk
red shoes doing her thing at the cost of the damn surface civilization
Red Hot
Red core overheat, destruction inevitably.
Alright commanders, between Red Shoes & Crow, who are you sending to the chair?
Ones responsible for terrorism that resulted in several people's deaths the other pioneered an unspeakable horror that not only changed the way Nikkes suffered from corruption but is most likely also responsible for countless deaths from commanders to other Nikkes that can cripple even the strongest of Nikkes and also this new form of corruption elimined humanities hope for victory due to intentional sabotage because of their delusions of grandeur to coexist
Both. We'll get a bigger chair.
red shoes makes crow and all of the heretics look like saints... so off to the chair she goes lmao.
@@MarkTenmaAt least, Red Shoes has plans and intentions for all that. But Crow? She does not care about anything but to drag down everyone to her level. She even went as far as dying by MC hands. Just so that MC will become a filthy trash like her. When even that fail? She goes "haha, I don't care" attitude, she feels no remorse, no regrets, no anger.
So in my opinion, Villains wise, Red Shoes is better. Evilness? I mean, Red Shoes intentions are for good cause but her plans is misplaced. So Crow is more evil (imo). More unlikeable?? Definitely Crow. Redemption chance? I think we can break Red Shoes, by destroying her plan or someway but Crow? 0% redemption chance.
If Red Shoes didn't exist, humanity wouldn't have retreated to the ark.
Both on the same chair.
There's the devil, and there's red shoes. Same like Shockwave.
The Cow Prints gulag, Japanese twitter says
being a hot woman in a world filled with hot women can't save you
Red shoes rapture form is the new boss punching bag, yapperbox has a successor
Never expect my comment to be there, the oopsie daysie one.
Your honor I cant do shit can you just put her in jail
the W effect
I don't know how I manage it every time but I procrastinated nikke story to build it up and I couldn't catch up in time to read the event story lol. Now I'm waiting for it to get added to the archive.
Your honor this woman single handedly created the strongest Nikke known to man in order to end the war immediately. Cinderella going rouge should be the fault of Abe who had full supervision of her repairs from start to finish. She was merely complying with Oswald to cover her incompetent mistakes. Red Shoes did nothing wrong.
The other possible way would be a mind switch.
Nah, I'm snitchin' under 0 pressure
This is hard to pull out both way
I mean… those are some pretty convincing arguments 🤔
Okay, I'll give it a shot. In light of the circumstances surrounding the War and her role as a Top Researcher with the V.T.C., a recognized religious organization and governmental body, she was granted the authority to pursue independent research. While it is acknowledged that her experiments and methodologies may fall into the category of unethical practices, it is critical to note that they do not strictly constitute a legal offense within the realm of her granted authority. The prosecution may argue that her actions represent wrongdoing; however, determining the legality of her conduct transcends the focus of this trial.
Your honor there's so much villain that's so useful for BANG
Your honor, my client is just quirky like that 😋
You cannot fix something that was broken from the get-go.
Your honor clearly this the Red shoes from L Corp from The City, She obviously possessed.
Your honor... we rehabilitated worse
To be honest, best way to defend her is either plead insanity, or try to convince them it's not red shoes, nothing else you can do
I can fix her.
Чини, чинила
She can destroy you
@@quanghuynguyen7957 Da. Let's see how this idiomander fix broken traitor.
By rebuttal to this is " She Is the reason why Redhood needed to leave snow."
Your honor, we were clanking it so hard she blue screened
She had the best intentions tho, she just wanted everyone to love each other. Who cares about those minor sacrifices...
“Makin the mother of all Omelets Cinderella. Can’t fret over every egg” - Red Shoes
Can't say the same about Crow
@@iguoyrxayananikihs9505 True. Red Shoes at least, in her mind, thought this was the only realistic way to save humanity. Crow on the other hand just wanted chaos for the hell of it.
Your honor give her the maximum sentence.
I'm probably hired by a great benefactor that values her research and data very highly
Born to be a the most baddiest nikke. Force to be a villain
Your honor.... She's grippy!
Even the best lawyer in Albuquerque cannot defend her ✋🙂↕️
The question is how to defend someone caught red handed?
Your Honor...
...WombForce. My quarters. Life sentence.
So basically, smash
He can't fix her, but she can help fix me.
probability of her prosecution is low,not defending her but stating why she won't be
her research could rather be valuable for the military strategy and our time at war is not a good time to turn on one of our own
"Build Different"
Google: Amir delivery meme
Facebook is one brain cell, reddit two. Two brain cell, but what if this was instagram tho?
Your honour, Red Shoes was faced with an impossible task, to defeat a vast enemy that borders on the unkillable. Red Shoes was trying to resolve the conflict between humans and raptures by deepening our understanding of the raptures. There were some sacrifices, but sacrifice is inevitable in any conflict.
Counterpoint: she did it right before the mission that could pretty much defeat said enemy
I don’t recall her doing anything wrong.
Literally the reason why humanity lives like moles right now.
Your honor... She's guilty. I'll rehabilitate her myself.
1:52 Can someone explain?
Legs gone
She should hire the lawyer who defended malty - or amber heard
I don't know about facebook or reddit, but when I played through it, first thing I thought was 'Man, wouldn't it be crazy if she was already corrupted, being controlled and forced to SAY all those things, taking the blame to hide the real villain?' If Red Shoes was as helpless as Cinderella and wishing that someone would save her, only to get brutally murdered instead, that'd be depressing af.
except that cinderella was the first instance of the new corruption virus. Before that, corruption just inmobilized nikkes until they were bedridden and had to be put down. Corrupted nikkes didn't move, talk, or killed humans. It wasn't until RS discovered you could put inputs in the corruption code, that nikkes started doing things while corrupted. First she made them active, then she made them walk, but the code was too much to code it on her own, so she used her own personality data and delivered that new code to raptures she had, who modified it into the final version.
You honor, i can fix her...
If i get enough funds to repair her of course.
she only wanted to help
I would pass on her.
There were better candidates in that team for "WOULD".😏🥰😍
Typicall noobie mistake... bros and sis... YOU DON'T KNOW WHY OR WHAT IS SHE BEEN CHARGED OR ACCUSED... The FIRST THING YOU DO is ask why you have to defend someone... you can't go to the court and say "Officers you don't have evidence about my client being the murd3r" without knowing why you are in court (even if you know) because that can led to the funny "Mr. Your client was arrested by driving drunk... but now you can tell us more about that Murd3r"
Your honor, she's already dead
Your Honor she's guilty
If the comments were taken from a Reddit post two months ago, you probably didn't see my post, so imma leave it here since you wanted something original:
Your honor, consider the following: would it really be that bad for everyone to be turned into a rapture/heretic?
We already have Nikke's with bodies out of this world, now imagine the possibilities with rapture augmentation for the dudes. No more height shaming, no more smol pp shaming, everyone can be augmented as they see fit.
With our new rapture overlords we might even be able to finally focus on space exploration and colonisation instead of living under ground like mole people. Think about it, you know it makes sense.
Your honor, in her defense this all looks incredibly bad only because she failed in -submitting- uniting humanity to Raptures, she would be hailed as a hero otherwise.
You Honor! there it no proof that indicate thte my client it's gulty, alfer all we all know they grimm model hen 2 never existed in the frist place! As such my client can only be cahrged with identity fraud!
redditor:How many villains have you guys forgave cuz they are hot?
*Minty shows W*
Me:ah, I see you are a man of culture as well