Rifftrax Callbax: More Golden Corral

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 20

  • @DocLantern85
    @DocLantern85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Don't forget the official motto of Kansas; "Man, that's a lot of nothing." From the short, What is Nothing?

  • @bonitabromeliads
    @bonitabromeliads 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    a 10 second intro to a youtube video..... 2004 we meet again

    • @dougtaylor1740
      @dougtaylor1740  5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How long did it take you to type this amazing contribution to the conversation?

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "theres nothing but pure food in there"
    McDonalds new slogan

    • @Kirbyoto2098
      @Kirbyoto2098 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's not even a joke - they had an ad campaign years ago where they got the Mythbusters to check their facilities and confirm that the food is real.

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kirbyoto2098 HA!!!!!!!

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "100% Real Food -- Why, What Have You Heard?"

  • @degelle
    @degelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Here's a definitive list. Knock yourself out. Make some photoshops.
    “I’m hungry, you imbecile.”
    “I can’t even gloat. It all looks so awful!”
    “Don’t be afraid. What do you want?”
    “Give me some of that shit.”
    “Feed me.”
    “EAT, DAMN YOU!”
    “I can’t wait a few more hours, I’m hungry!”
    “Go on. Don’t you know food when you see it?”
    “To be honest, the less you know the better.”
    “Don’t kill anything you won’t eat.”
    “Eat, my boy…”
    “EAT.”
    “You want to go to the IHOP?”
    “Wait for me here ‘cause what I’m about to do isn’t legal and I don’t want any witnesses.”
    “I’m telling you, it’s about to blow.”
    “Please don’t die, it’s really good for you! Please, eat it!”
    “Bring us a bucket.”
    “Hungry indeed… but not for food.”
    (death rattle turning into a roar, bleeding out of the eyes)
    “Why did you come to this land of death?”
    “God Tommy, you can make a mess. Go find another pair. Come on, let’s go!”
    “What is this place?” “Just shut up.”
    “You deserve toe-free appetizers (after the class-action lawsuit)!”
    “It was worth a try.”
    “Stop feeding your ugly faces and listen to me.”
    “If this doesn’t kill him the smell will.”
    (uncontrollable and endless vomiting)
    “There are some who find beauty in the most bleak surroundings.”
    “Don’t swallow… just chew.”
    “Here pussy, have some food.”
    “Thank you for the coffee. It was unsanitary but delicious.”
    “Hey listen, if we’re gonna eat in this place we’re gonna have to be very, very hungry!”
    “I can use the money, and I’m sure it’ll make you feel so much better.”
    “How can it kill you? There’s nothing but pure food in there!”

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the second clip, Mike should’ve said “Golden Corral’s new logo.”

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:40 Come on, mang 😂😂 Hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2 GC employees disliked this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The formula is complete. If this doesn't kill them, the smell will.

  • @toddwarring9782
    @toddwarring9782 ปีที่แล้ว

    You sir are a god among men!

  • @arkayoarkayo4739
    @arkayoarkayo4739 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @BenVarkentine
    @BenVarkentine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's the movie at 0.26 ("Just shut up. )?

    • @thebrokenglasskids5196
      @thebrokenglasskids5196 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark Future. One of the many Greydon Clark films the guys have riffed.

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't swallow, just...chew.

  • @ordinarygirl2424
    @ordinarygirl2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woot!!!!

  • @kentcox5788
    @kentcox5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So It's ture. There is a Golden Corral ....