Jay Kordich Motivational speaker Born: August 26, 1923 (age 92), California Spouse: Linda Kordich (m. 1981) Education: University of Southern California Books: The juiceman's power of juicing, Live Foods Live Bodies
I did a short writeup about the Juicenan infomercial around the turn of the century: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everybody has one of these... don't you? Geriatric ex-athlete Jay Kordich should be receiving Social Security by now, but instead, makes his living plugging his big, noisy plastic juicer. While there's nothing inherently wrong with that, his infomercial skills are definitely less-than-mature. The Juiceman is a fairly bulky kitchen appliance, designed to devour whatever is shoved down its gullet, and spit the juices from it out of its spout; while straining out the solids and dumping them into a hidden chamber behind the machine. Observations: This Juiceman is a downright LOUD machine. I'd almost be afraid to stick a sound level meter too close to it; for fear of bending the little indicator needle over the right hand stop like a golf club wrapped around a tree. Jay Kordich almost seems to be yelling over the motor noise during much of his dialogue; as if his hearing became damaged over time by prolonged use of this machine. Maybe he isn't aware of the lavalier mic he's wearing; there's no need to yell with one of those things on. The machine is also fairly large and bulky; and may not be suitable for very small "pullman" kitchens often found in apartment homes. Because of its design, of placing the pulp collection bucket behind the machine; it is possible for one to forget it is there, only becoming reminded of it days or even weeks later as you search your home for that awful stench coming from the pile of rotting vegetable matter festering inside of it - or wondering where all those goddamn fruit flies are coming from. Speaking of cleaning, Jay emphasizes how "easy" the machine is to clean. Anybody who's ever tried to clean a clogged-up kitchen strainer (those small metal ones with the handle and the two little lobes on the other end) has already had a taste of what it would be like to clean the Juiceman. And the strainer in the Juiceman is even finer; making it that much more difficult to flush pulp and other garbage out of all those millions of little holes. Jay's delivery of the product dialogue is fairly boring, and at times, downright annoying. He harps on the subject that if you eat dead (cooked) food, you're gonna die. But if you "juice" using his machine, you'll live a long time. He spends most of his time concocting these vile, disgusting vegetable drinks; and is it any wonder that he only takes very small sips of his creations? Some of them are downright evil. Now, about his "live food equals life" baloney. When he's busily yakking away, fruits & vegetables such as carrots, apples, beets, celery, parsley, and more; are among the helpless victims he cruelly grinds up in his little "chamber of vegetable horrors." He's so concerned about life & death; yet he fails to see the massive, large-scale, and downright brutal horticultural executions taking place on his own studio set. "Live food, live vegetables, live bodies...Dead food, dead cells, death..." Horse puckey! The moment he lovingly shoves an innocent carrot into the maw of his motorized vegetable destroying satanic robot death machine, it's dead. IT'S DEAD! IT'S DEAD, JAY!!! Now what do you have to say for your "dead food=death" tripe? Jay has got to do something about those eyebrows. Those things are big enough to be used as rat traps. For that matter, they'd make decent paintbrushes and even better emergency feather duster substitutes. Shave those damn things down once in awhile. I'll mail you some damn hedge clippers if that will help. He also apparently doesn't believe in using antiperspirant; as evidenced by those evil wet puddles under his arms. Most people in show biz will do anything to avoid having this happen to them, even if it means visiting the dressing room for a new shirt every fifteen minutes or half an hour. Not Jay. The way he plays with his hands throughout the program is just plain ANNOYING. His hands and arms move & thrash about as much as his mouth does. All of those phantom "pinching" and "pulling" gestures he makes; it makes me just want to cut off his hands and spank him with them. This infomercial kinda bites. Nothing really gets wrecked; other than a LOT of vegetables and drinks being wasted before it's all over. The price is steep, the machine is noisy enough to wake the dead, and it doesn't look easy enough to clean to make it worth my time. Sorry Jay... but your infomercial kinda sucks. But not as much as some. Two Toilet Seats for you.
Your write up from the “turn of the century” SUCKS. Probably took you a year to write your cheesy little hare brained “write up”. You’re even dumber than you look. Loser
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Thank you! This was one of the greatest things on television during my childhood ;)
12:38 - Juiceman reveals that he's 76 and has a 12 year old son. My man ain't joking about that vitality.
Yeah that blew my mind hearing that
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He died when his son was 29 years old.
Haha a free breadmaker! Cause that really goes along great with Jay's message of eating raw foods.
Very true.
He knew how people like YOU are. You just eat a bunch of crap. Why not make money off of a junk food junkie like you?
I still have the 1991 Model Juiceman Juicer when he was doing Seminars around the country.
Go Figure Mark McGwire was juicing it!
TOPGUNCANADA00 😉😉
TOPGUNCANADA00 😆😅🤣😂😄
even though this was posted a few years ago it deserves way more likes, that was brilliant haha
He was running Jay's undershorts through his JuiceWeasel. Testosterone!
I liked this so much, and seen it when I was 7 years old by watched here in New York.
Jay Kordich, the man that created the world's greatest phrase... "the 100 trillion cells".
Its something about the amount of cells in numbers by drinking juice.
1:23 ...MERCY 😳
Jay Kordich
Motivational speaker
Born: August 26, 1923 (age 92), California
Spouse: Linda Kordich (m. 1981)
Education: University of Southern California
Books: The juiceman's power of juicing, Live Foods Live Bodies
Jennifer Gibson How do u know the facts?
Jay Kordich passed away on May 27, 2017 at the age of 93.
@@rodspence472 I think it's true, and I did see it here on u tube video almost watched.
0:00 0:11 28:01 28:23 28:31 28:36
Opening & Closing To Juice Man's Power Of Juicing (2000/2017)
On Discovery Family
JUICEMAN JUICER AT PIKE PLACE MARKET IN SEATTLE WASHINGTON 15:14
JUICEMAN JUICER AT PIKE PLACE MARKET IN SEATTLE WASHINGTON 15:14
0:11 + 28:31
I wish the year 2000 was not so old already it feels just like yesterday when I was in 6th grade in 2000. Getting older that fast is depressing.
12:00 😍😍😍😍😍💀💀🙉🙉
Jay has some epic eyebrows.
@5:53, her husband looks like Jack Barry a little bit in the picture
Promise me the person responsible for the closed captioning was fired and never allowed to do that ever again.
4:21 "Your immune system will be A-Number 1" That doesn't sound very scientific.
21:00 grip strength sounds pretty weak. Maybe you should introduce some protein into your diet.
That's the greatest way to lose we-we-we-weight. 😂
@4:10 wu wu wu weight 🤣
Can we still get this juicer from where
The extraneous elements of cantaloupe juice make your eyebrows grow THREE TIMES AS FAST. It's a real turn-on for the Dames!
How can people hear you with that noisy thing going?
What happened to Jay Kordach?
SonnyAMan Umm thats not his daughter. That's his wife. He has two sons.
How do u know?
@spikedpsycho true. He was a great juice man, and infomercial star.
nothing like a fresh glass of juice before you take your daily steroid cocktail, eh Mark?
Me thinks Jay is not only juicing it..
Greg Gates But there's more to it?
The JuiceWeasel AND the BreadWeasel??
Look at Barneys eyebrows.
Discount Biden sells you juice.
Juice Weasel!
l'oncle de xQc ?
xQc's uncle?
Looks like Joe Biden with eyebrows...😂😂😂😂
hhj
I did a short writeup about the Juicenan infomercial around the turn of the century:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Everybody has one of these... don't you?
Geriatric ex-athlete Jay Kordich should be receiving Social Security by now, but instead, makes his living plugging his big, noisy plastic juicer. While there's nothing inherently wrong with that, his infomercial skills are definitely less-than-mature.
The Juiceman is a fairly bulky kitchen appliance, designed to devour whatever is shoved down its gullet, and spit the juices from it out of its spout; while straining out the solids and dumping them into a hidden chamber behind the machine.
Observations:
This Juiceman is a downright LOUD machine. I'd almost be afraid to stick a sound level meter too close to it; for fear of bending the little indicator needle over the right hand stop like a golf club wrapped around a tree. Jay Kordich almost seems to be yelling over the motor noise during much of his dialogue; as if his hearing became damaged over time by prolonged use of this machine.
Maybe he isn't aware of the lavalier mic he's wearing; there's no need to yell with one of those things on.
The machine is also fairly large and bulky; and may not be suitable for very small "pullman" kitchens often found in apartment homes.
Because of its design, of placing the pulp collection bucket behind the machine; it is possible for one to forget it is there, only becoming reminded of it days or even weeks later as you search your home for that awful stench coming from the pile of rotting vegetable matter festering inside of it - or wondering where all those goddamn fruit flies are coming from.
Speaking of cleaning, Jay emphasizes how "easy" the machine is to clean. Anybody who's ever tried to clean a clogged-up kitchen strainer (those small metal ones with the handle and the two little lobes on the other end) has already had a taste of what it would be like to clean the Juiceman. And the strainer in the Juiceman is even finer; making it that much more difficult to flush pulp and other garbage out of all those millions of little holes.
Jay's delivery of the product dialogue is fairly boring, and at times, downright annoying. He harps on the subject that if you eat dead (cooked) food, you're gonna die. But if you "juice" using his machine, you'll live a long time.
He spends most of his time concocting these vile, disgusting vegetable drinks; and is it any wonder that he only takes very small sips of his creations? Some of them are downright evil.
Now, about his "live food equals life" baloney. When he's busily yakking away, fruits & vegetables such as carrots, apples, beets, celery, parsley, and more; are among the helpless victims he cruelly grinds up in his little "chamber of vegetable horrors." He's so concerned about life & death; yet he fails to see the massive, large-scale, and downright brutal horticultural executions taking place on his own studio set.
"Live food, live vegetables, live bodies...Dead food, dead cells, death..."
Horse puckey! The moment he lovingly shoves an innocent carrot into the maw of his motorized vegetable destroying satanic robot death machine, it's dead. IT'S DEAD! IT'S DEAD, JAY!!!
Now what do you have to say for your "dead food=death" tripe?
Jay has got to do something about those eyebrows. Those things are big enough to be used as rat traps. For that matter, they'd make decent paintbrushes and even better emergency feather duster substitutes.
Shave those damn things down once in awhile. I'll mail you some damn hedge clippers if that will help.
He also apparently doesn't believe in using antiperspirant; as evidenced by those evil wet puddles under his arms.
Most people in show biz will do anything to avoid having this happen to them, even if it means visiting the dressing room for a new shirt every fifteen minutes or half an hour. Not Jay.
The way he plays with his hands throughout the program is just plain ANNOYING. His hands and arms move & thrash about as much as his mouth does. All of those phantom "pinching" and "pulling" gestures he makes; it makes me just want to cut off his hands and spank him with them.
This infomercial kinda bites. Nothing really gets wrecked; other than a LOT of vegetables and drinks being wasted before it's all over. The price is steep, the machine is noisy enough to wake the dead, and it doesn't look easy enough to clean to make it worth my time.
Sorry Jay... but your infomercial kinda sucks. But not as much as some.
Two Toilet Seats for you.
Your write up from the “turn of the century” SUCKS. Probably took you a year to write your cheesy little hare brained “write up”. You’re even dumber than you look. Loser