It's crazy that you can just go to a bar and join a cult nowadays. When I was young and wanted a bit of cult action you had to jump though all these hoops. Going to church retreats, join the local rotary club, hang out at the museum. Now its like just go to a bar and meet willing dudes; no questions asked. It's a better world you young folks are building in my opinion.
Hah, imagine having security and heads so not paranoid that they don't turn code red on two seconds after hearing the word "cult" in the common channel.
If I recall correctly, a certain percentage of stationcrew that's alive must be cultists. Like, 70%+? 80%? Not THAT sure, but it's rare 'cause it requires so much conversion
I was the clown chaplain who went in swinging with the clown dagger and got immediately rekt. This has to have been the fastest cult win in TG's history. Cult con is kinda cringe to be honest. We had one every cult round for like a week after this shift and it always went the same way. No funny war between cultists and sec/crew, just steamrolling until cultists summon nar nar and win.
You guys letting the cultie convert you was very cool This is what true good RP is, playing fun and not just following every single fucking rule imposed by dumb admins The true "bad rp" is the one where you don't have fun, not the one where you kinda bend the rules to have some fun
Willingly getting converted into a demonic cult is TERRIBLE RP. Would you go right now and join a fucking Cthulhu cult IRL? You guys forget what RP even means
@@tipoima This is a game about people running around on an exploding space station while a clown kills people with a chainsaw, an assistant blows up bridge with chem nades and security beats down a catgirl Are you really gonna question joining a cult?
1. couldnt find song 2. th-cam.com/video/YpRyWsXNrws/w-d-xo.html (took me a minute) 3. th-cam.com/video/IvyO0V2irRc/w-d-xo.html (this one was easy because i watch the channel its from also on spotify under the name Maciej Niedzielski along with its entire OST)
While I have since stopped playing traditional space station thirteen in favor of more unique servers such as eris or is12, I can still very much fucking appreciate how ballsy and, dare I say, BASED, this was. Good shit my man, good fucking shit.
Many people like to bring up comparisons between Paradise and /tg/ so I'll give you the gyst of what would happen on Paradise as a result of this. Everybody who voluntarily got culted would have been temporarily banned for self-antagging. Seeing as it's Medium RP, crew are expected to not WANT to be culted and sacrifice their lives to resurrect Nar'Sie. Anybody who kills culties (including security and Command) would be perma'd (brig, not server) for murder because culties are crew on manifest who can be deconverted. When they receive halos, you are allowed to murder them (but, you must make full attempt to revive and deconvert, if possible). You might see this as no-fun-allowed but what's more fun than setting up your department just to get immediately murdered because the cultist convinced a few greytiders to join them so they were legally now allowed to murder people and not break any server rules.
Watched it again and have a couple additions. You may have noticed the lack of security presence. There's no possible way for security to respond to this. The cult grew too fast. The entire crew couldn't respond to this fast enough. Even an ERT couldn't. Short of spawning half a dozen wormholes or an anomaly inside the bar, this couldn't be stopped. This is why I prefer Paradise over /tg/. It's a game with rules that try to keep every side more or less equal.
@@PhrozenFox The fundamental problem with your outlook is treating SS13 like it's a competitive deathmatch that needs to be balanced and governed by a bunch of metagame rules. It's a roleplaying game. Antags aren't supposed to just go full autism efficiency to chase greentext, they're supposed to add conflict and variety to the round. Your attitude promoted validhunting, helps perpetuate shitcurity, and ultimately leads to more antag murderboning since trying to do anything creative as an antag when the rest of the players are trying to "win" just means you getting permabrigged with zero RP.
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"That's gay. I'm gonna make a real one."
Proceeds to fucking speed cult the entire station.
They got real
It's crazy that you can just go to a bar and join a cult nowadays. When I was young and wanted a bit of cult action you had to jump though all these hoops. Going to church retreats, join the local rotary club, hang out at the museum. Now its like just go to a bar and meet willing dudes; no questions asked. It's a better world you young folks are building in my opinion.
Almost 600 likes and no comments........
Almost 630 likes and 1 reply, lets change that to 2 replies
666 likes.. yoo that's cool!
Based af
Sec is crying, admemes are malding, cult is greentexting. Just like the founding fathers intended.
This would be like if a real comic book super hero with full on super powers and everything showed up to a Comic Con. Surreal.
The fact that one dude having the balls to upgrade the meme made it into a cult speedrun was amazing.
6:04 "space time anomalies detected on the station" kinda hit hard with the beat. I think there's a mix there.
agreed
An amazing beat indeed
I read the comment before I got to that part. And god damn, you're right
it hits like 'please exercise restraint' lol
Definitely contributed to the hype
It is the most efficient cult start I've ever seen
Wasn’t as good as cult con 2016, that one had a ballpit
Shame what happened to it though
JUMP IN THE PIT
That fucking mime pissed in *MY* ball pit
@@Malos_ lies, only a clown would piss in a ballpit, as mimes do not have piss
My favourite was 2017, they had infinite coke!
Botany is just like "lemme grab a couple joints, I'm omw"
Hah, imagine having security and heads so not paranoid that they don't turn code red on two seconds after hearing the word "cult" in the common channel.
Cult speedrun any%
That awkward moment when there's not enough food for the party because you converted nearly everyone already...
Everyone beating the clown just for the sake of it was the best part.
It was the Chaplain lol, clown themed
Kudos to that one sec officer who tried to take you alive despite all the chaos.
Cult Con 2021 was great, had way more souls than Cult Con 2020.
Jesus, this is the first time I'm seeing that ending animation, that's sick!
What exactly needs to happen to get that?
I think it's when everyone is sacced to NarNar by the end, might be wrong
If I recall correctly, a certain percentage of stationcrew that's alive must be cultists. Like, 70%+? 80%? Not THAT sure, but it's rare 'cause it requires so much conversion
Having like 90% of the crew converted before summoning or so
Thanks all, appreciate the help.
Man cult con went well this year :) 10/10 will come back for the next edition especially if the alcohol is as good as this year
This is why you should always watch cams, sec staff.
too busy harmbatoning the felinid in dorms, sorry.
@@zevo2437 Right, I forgot.
WHEN THE CULT CON IS ACTUALLY REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was the clown chaplain who went in swinging with the clown dagger and got immediately rekt. This has to have been the fastest cult win in TG's history.
Cult con is kinda cringe to be honest. We had one every cult round for like a week after this shift and it always went the same way. No funny war between cultists and sec/crew, just steamrolling until cultists summon nar nar and win.
Its not have you seen Dean on a cult round
@@Ee-lr5de whos dean
smh yall never played on old bagil@schizoposter1499
Based Levels: DANGEROUS
That escalated way beyond my expectations and then just going
Banger of a song as well you find well suited stuff for the videos
Y'know, this is one of those ideas that is so dumb that it would work without a hitch.
Case in point, obviously.
EDIT: oh yeah also AAAAAAAARM
Last time cultcon happend, most people that got voluntarily converted got adminbuse'd.
@democrack113
No fun allowed, as usual.
This is my favorite kind of cult round
every cult round, i suffer for evoking narsie... for livrah coming, making a cult con at bar, and evoking narsie on 30 minutes of game. bruh based
You guys letting the cultie convert you was very cool
This is what true good RP is, playing fun and not just following every single fucking rule imposed by dumb admins
The true "bad rp" is the one where you don't have fun, not the one where you kinda bend the rules to have some fun
Cult master from that round here, the cult could've been ruined if admins were on because getting willingly converted earns you a bwoink
@@lemSnake That is the exact reason I hate tg admins. No fun allowed.
Willingly getting converted into a demonic cult is TERRIBLE RP.
Would you go right now and join a fucking Cthulhu cult IRL? You guys forget what RP even means
@@tipoima well, this cult comes with cool blood powers...
Plus beer.
@@tipoima This is a game about people running around on an exploding space station while a clown kills people with a chainsaw, an assistant blows up bridge with chem nades and security beats down a catgirl
Are you really gonna question joining a cult?
Cult gets all its power from its momentum
I remember I tried to make traitor con but sadly it ended after sec showed up heavily cause two actual traitors showed
4 minutes and this video is already in some discord server shitpost section.
"Sec is asleep. Cult Con."
Damn this is a Nar' sie summoning world record
Overall 8/10 experience, would love to attend cult con next year as well.
Of course you had to summon narsie, who else could you have for the panel?
something that was meant to be a joke but soon, it has become reality
Every livrah upload is a treat
I love how this joke went real
Those Security officers just said "Fuck this shit" And gave up.
8:04 I have never seen that animation before.
Cult halos before 8 minutes? Try revealing there is a cult in 30 seconds because my co worker ran up to slap me as I say "Wew" over cult chat
can't wait for the next con! I'm bringing a friend :)
"Crayon Halos"
Instant classic
holy shit bro amazing video what an intro
6:53 - someone still wanna be Tracer
Wow. Cult Con was banger.
REAL ETHEREAL GAMING HOURS
Nice OST you included
I am just curious about the rhythm which you used. I want to make a clock alarm for myself.
Cult round any% speedrun
"idiota" huehuehuehue
Blood Bro Con (BBC) when?
Admission is free for anyone who gets a stigmata in both hands
What if there was a round where the cult managed to get together, and summon, but the equivalent of the fucking doomslayer popped out?
*fabric of reality tearing apart as Nar'Sie escapes unto SS13*
TH-cam: (Music)
well that`s escalated quickly
CLOCKTOBER FEST WHEN?
1. couldnt find song
2. th-cam.com/video/YpRyWsXNrws/w-d-xo.html (took me a minute)
3. th-cam.com/video/IvyO0V2irRc/w-d-xo.html (this one was easy because i watch the channel its from also on spotify under the name Maciej Niedzielski along with its entire OST)
th-cam.com/video/0CJeNtUCzlE/w-d-xo.html (new link since the old one was taken down)
Insane Cult Con, better show up next time
This is a certified spess station 13 cult speedrun any% moment. also whats the round time?
Have you ever realised, that "fuu ma'jin" is the start of Ching Cheng Hanji song???
Cult%?
so true!
why is there so many based on this video, actually in that server
based on a true story
Incredible
cult con 2022?
Amazing
Cool!
unfathomably based
Fucking legendary.
Ayy wisdom saw you
Ayy, i was cultie geneticist!
fuck yeah a based gamer rites user
While I have since stopped playing traditional space station thirteen in favor of more unique servers such as eris or is12, I can still very much fucking appreciate how ballsy and, dare I say, BASED, this was. Good shit my man, good fucking shit.
Holy based
Can someone explain me how this cult thing works?
Im not sure what exactly you mean but people like antag, and tg admins dont exactly ban people for willingly getting antagged
I was the clown, con was 10/10 prank👌🏻
Quality
All expense paid trip to the Nar'sie, no questions asked
на каком сервере играешь?
Cult Halo Speedrun World Record any% probably
based indeed
6:57 I wanna be a tracer
sorry bud, I'm already tracer
Based
I'm gonna throw up form laughing nuts
Cult Speerdun
Ересь хоруса нутшелл
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Many people like to bring up comparisons between Paradise and /tg/ so I'll give you the gyst of what would happen on Paradise as a result of this.
Everybody who voluntarily got culted would have been temporarily banned for self-antagging. Seeing as it's Medium RP, crew are expected to not WANT to be culted and sacrifice their lives to resurrect Nar'Sie.
Anybody who kills culties (including security and Command) would be perma'd (brig, not server) for murder because culties are crew on manifest who can be deconverted. When they receive halos, you are allowed to murder them (but, you must make full attempt to revive and deconvert, if possible).
You might see this as no-fun-allowed but what's more fun than setting up your department just to get immediately murdered because the cultist convinced a few greytiders to join them so they were legally now allowed to murder people and not break any server rules.
Watched it again and have a couple additions.
You may have noticed the lack of security presence. There's no possible way for security to respond to this. The cult grew too fast. The entire crew couldn't respond to this fast enough. Even an ERT couldn't. Short of spawning half a dozen wormholes or an anomaly inside the bar, this couldn't be stopped.
This is why I prefer Paradise over /tg/. It's a game with rules that try to keep every side more or less equal.
@@PhrozenFox The fundamental problem with your outlook is treating SS13 like it's a competitive deathmatch that needs to be balanced and governed by a bunch of metagame rules.
It's a roleplaying game. Antags aren't supposed to just go full autism efficiency to chase greentext, they're supposed to add conflict and variety to the round. Your attitude promoted validhunting, helps perpetuate shitcurity, and ultimately leads to more antag murderboning since trying to do anything creative as an antag when the rest of the players are trying to "win" just means you getting permabrigged with zero RP.
Least shizophrenic /vg/station player
9/10 cultists on LRP aren’t ballsy enough to do this and even then they often fail, Livrah videos aren’t normal rounds.
@@PhrozenFox Pretty sure an atmospheric tech on an LRP server could stop this.
And this is why all unsanctioned worship is illegal outside of the chappel. Sec should have been there to ruin your little con before it started.