"Are you the murderer?" "Yeah" *_ascends into another dimension_* "What the F***" Carson_wheeze.mp3 "HELP ME!" "AHHHH" flies through walls and the roof "Don't make me do this" while holding a gun to his head "I don't think I can do anything about you doing that" "AAAAAAAAAHhhh" ascending into a higher being *_Kills Carson_*
Schlatt: “It’s Deadly Smoke.” This lets us know two things: 1.) Schlatt watches Jojo 2.) Schlatt watches the dub and doesn’t know actual stand names I’m going to hurt someone
Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of "AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) Eh hem, carson you finally changed this stream into a video.
@@the_JPSB Nah he got new editors and the new friends arent like traves, schlatt, cooper, ted, charlie, altrive, josh. The whole gang. I still watch everybody except for carson and schlatt. I just feel like the new vids are off in some way. I cant enjoy them for some reason. Still. Mad respect for carson
@@eblebdestiny I feel like the content now is more focused around the humor of his new group. I don’t mind it but I can see how it might be off putting
So we survived the era of every song getting an Alvin and the chipmunks remix, then we survive the Sparta parodies, and then Sparta parodies make a comeback led by Homer Simpson
schlatt: *"are you the murderer?"*
Carson: *"yeah"*
*schlatt mysteriously gets kidnapped by a wall*
Schlatt noclips into the backrooms
Calm down you fucking spastic
always
@Juan Cortez Muro stop advertising
Juan Cortez Muro fom
Schlatt: Are you the murderer?
Carson: Yes
Schlatt: *enters the back rooms*
HEEEELLLLLP!!!
8.234908
@@nicktheidiot7107 251cm?
"I hope it doesn't tell you your sexuality"
- CallMeCarson 2019
Carson always tests my sexuality
Popp'n same
@@tripalink who wouldn't be aroused by that friction goblin
@@YeahAlright1983 callmecarson thicc compilation made me lose nnn
Popp'n it’s all goods 3 strikes and your out, lmaø.
Carson is the embodiment of pure chaos. He really did something to Gmod.
Literal Trash Normies won’t get it
@Juan Cortez Muro no boomer
I literally read that statement in that one black dude’s voice. If you watched his Fiverr video you’ll get it.
He did it, and it wasn't pretty.
Slimecicle is the more chaotic one
Even when these guys aren't playing minecraft they're still in minecraft
You can’t escape the craft
Slave to the craft
They'll end up in minecraft one way or another
Therapist: Flying Schlatt isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Flying Schlatt: 4:25
when you see schlatt walking 👀
Dome say he’s still flying through buildings too this day
Yeah he can't hurt anyone, he's only hurting himself...
*a p p l e*
@@supersmilyface1 schlapple
The laugh at 4:27 is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard
NoT tO Be RaCiSt BU 4:27
what about 17:00?
Juan Cortez Muro no it’s not
It’s like if Minecraft pig death sounds were mixed with irl pig death sounds
its his signature goat laugh
Whenever Carson laughs, he’s actually dying
**ahem** 4:26
It shortens his life span
denestrem OMG LMFAOAOAOAOAOOO
Lamo this guy just keeps reviving himself
Expandapants II laughing ass my off.
"are you the murderer?"
"yeah"
*noclips into the backrooms*
Who is Carson and why does he want me to call him
he wants you to call him live
Or does he want Carson to call him?
why is a carson
Where am i
OK boomer.
The back of Carson’s head is just
_flat_
WOW COOL JOKE, NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
chunk error
@@captainclipy6236 ok boomer
@@captainclipy6236 Ok Booomer
CaptainClipy ok boomer
Why is absolutely everyone in this video incredibly chaotic
Melonpie 33 hello sir would you like to buy some beverages
@@zeeboss7553 Do you sell Cram?
Melonpie 33 welcome to SMPLive
@@elijahsamoylovich4151 goop*
@@almawt3280 which is part of SMPLive
“I just want to mark this down as a win for the survivors”
*Everyone dies*
Connor and his motivational speeches
"quote from video"
"another quote from video"
*description of what happens after the quotes*
I agree
Yes
Best fucking part bro
Racism
True
4:27 Carson's laugh transcends into another plane of existence
no it just entered goat mode
Therapist: "Cursed wooden fences can't hurt you, it's not real"
Cursed wooden fences: 1:32
what
they r thin fence
Why the fuck does it go up diagonally
i love how carson sounds lika a dying pig when he laughs
4:27
4:11 when you forget you're in Creative Mode
11:51 Hearing Schlatt yell my name is a surreal experience
7:26 the microwave at 3am in the morning
As opposed to 3 am in the evening lol
"I'd be down for murder." That's going in the out-of-context quotes.
4:27 THAT LAUGH KILLED ME
"Are you the murderer?"
"Yeah"
*_ascends into another dimension_*
"What the F***"
Carson_wheeze.mp3
"HELP ME!"
"AHHHH" flies through walls and the roof
"Don't make me do this" while holding a gun to his head
"I don't think I can do anything about you doing that"
"AAAAAAAAAHhhh" ascending into a higher being
*_Kills Carson_*
is it just me or did the gunshots at 0:09 sound like jingle bells for a bit
oh my god wait what how
Holy shit
Last time I was this early, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
Let me check again. He still didn't
Ghoul1776 checked again for you he still hasn’t
Ghoul1776 aw man the comments were supposed to be people repeating he didn’t do it
Juan Cortez Muro no it’s not
He still didn't.
2:03
“Mason, is that your branding?”
*nervous Schlatt laughter knowing he’s going out of business*
Reported for RDM
Are you official
@@notytcom2342 he is lmao
Schlatt: “It’s Deadly Smoke.”
This lets us know two things:
1.) Schlatt watches Jojo
2.) Schlatt watches the dub and doesn’t know actual stand names
I’m going to hurt someone
deadury smohkah
VeganWiener but there is no stand named deadly smoke, even out of the localised versions
Dr.Mystical ah you’re right. For some reason I thought Fugo’s stand got localized as “Deadly Smoke,” not Purple Smoke. I feel sad now
Did you combine purple smoke and deadly queen?
Schlatt: HELP ME!!
carson: *Bull elk mating call*
7:56 thats the most terrifying and hilarious thing i think i've ever seen
Less than 3 seconds in, *"This is a disaster."*
Guys I'm stuck in a time loop watching 16:05 to 17:05 and I cant escape
"Did you spell"
"Yes"
**distant gunshot**
Schlatt: “ Are you the murderer?”
Carson: “Yeah”
Schlatt: “Aight imma head out”
girlfriend: he's probably cheating on me
me and the boys: 9:40
OOF
There's This guy named Callmecarson, i think hes copying you
Part of me wishes you get a nice ole r/woooosh here.
Frosty Zusion r/woooosh to you
@@riffraff2830 I cant believe you just did this to me.
@@frostyzusion3578 that's what you get for being a minority
@@ovoj5631 Damn, you got me.
When Schlatt just walked up to Charlie hiding and made the microwave sound, I lost it.
Schlatt: are you the murderer
Carson: yea
Schlatt: *aight about to head out*
"i'm down with murder!"
-slimecicle 2019
4:07 - 4:47 Literally the funniest moment ever
The Sclatt noclipping bit was probably my favorite, but nothing beats FUUUTBOL
I miss him so much 😔
Carson still uploads...
@@canadiangoose1370 do you live under a rock
I know about the controversy, just the way he phrased it as him not being around to upload...
@@canadiangoose1370 where does he upload then because it isnt this channel we are on
the comedic timing on "Heads up, I am putting dynamite down on the floor that does a lot of damage" *disintegrates*
was this video made by the one and only "first person shooter" himself?
no this is a physics based puzzle game
No one: ...
Carson: Wheeeeeze!
This a moment of the bruh variety
4:27 is the best sound I've heard on youtube today
i hate when im being chased by an ax murderer and he wont let me finish my funny bit
“Are you the murderer?”
“Yeah”
*Enters the nth dimension*
The fact he didn't include naked fishing banana is upsetting.
I remember when Vannos Gaming played that map a few years ago nostalgia comes back.
these videos are both rapidly deteriorating but also evolving
10:55 - “E A T M Y S H O R T S”
“Are you the murderer?”
“Yeah.”
🚶♂️
My choir at my school started writing "wood fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?" On the board like 100 times and my teacher doesnt care
I’m always in absolute chaos with you around Carson.
That’s a good thing I think
Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of "AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) Eh hem, carson you finally changed this stream into a video.
0:09 anyone else hear Jingle Bells?
4:26 lmfao that laugh tho
I just want the texture pack Jschlatt made.
I like how every time prop hunt was suggested Carson completely ignores the suggestion and says something else
4:27
You’re welcome.
4:12 this Moment is just perfect
10:05 the police officer trying to put me down after I ate 3 flintstone vitamin gummies
We love you Carson
11:25 sent me hurtling backwards in time so quickly i got whiplash
Whats it called?
Carson knows morse code.
He's the most powerful being in the universe.
I miss this so much, come back Carson king
soon
This was chaotic
6:10 is so fucking good I cant help myslef
5:57 best bit
Nobody:
Carson's laugh: "hahaGGGGHHHCCJCHCHCHGCHCGHCGREEEEEhaha"
4:27 My car when i try to start it but its dead
11:23 What's this bangin tune
Nobody knows~
What’s it called I need to know
Ill uh leave my comment here
Sparta remix
th-cam.com/video/WTOEPu9CAIw/w-d-xo.html
14:01 this is how requiem
14:09 this is how king crimson works
When's Carson coming back
hes been back
Was I the only one who noticed the first gunshots of the video went to the melody of Jingle Bells?
Schlatt: Are you the murderer?
Carson: Yeah
This comment section: It’s free real estate.
We the gamers enjoying a Carson video: 👏
Abruham Lincoln’s assassination 1865 (colorized): 2:44
honestly i miss carson
He’s back with livestreams and vids! The videos have gotten better but it depends
@@KenisHIMold goop was better imo. Respect to carson tho. I just dont like his newer content
@@eblebdestinyI don’t disagree
@@the_JPSB Nah he got new editors and the new friends arent like traves, schlatt, cooper, ted, charlie, altrive, josh. The whole gang. I still watch everybody except for carson and schlatt. I just feel like the new vids are off in some way. I cant enjoy them for some reason. Still. Mad respect for carson
@@eblebdestiny I feel like the content now is more focused around the humor of his new group. I don’t mind it but I can see how it might be off putting
0:09 jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
i wonder how long until carson gets another sponsor so he can upload on his “main” channel
4:07 The appropriate response when someone tells you that they’re the murderer
car son
Toyota
despicable
Mercedes Benz
“Are you the murderer?”
“Yes”
*ascends*
My friend was playing jazz right when they mentioned jazz music
2:07 the Schlatt man himself before we ever knew, crazy
These were simpler times 😪 😔 😢 😞
" *gasp* BABY!"
*Phases into next dimension*
16:38 *No he was framed*
God fucking damn it Charlie
Vibe check
2:52 school shooters when they see that teacher they don't like
So we survived the era of every song getting an Alvin and the chipmunks remix, then we survive the Sparta parodies, and then Sparta parodies make a comeback led by Homer Simpson
Carson be like: 🥛
17:20 JEFFREY EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
The editor is a legend
new carson video?
4:05 Carson laughing > Carson crying
Boy oh boy. It’s Carson time; time for Carson.
That stupid Arnold as Homer was the end for me. 😆😂😂🤣
10:08 is this what meth feels like