Rule 6: stretched resolution at all time! Rule 7: only wear the soccer skin! Rule 8: flex ur 90s on every player! Rule 9: u have to have ttv in ur name! Final rule: Immediately leave the match after getting knocked/killed! Edit: Reply if you think I missed something and also make sure to have underrated console player in your social media bio and make sure to have your Xbox 360 mic 1cm away from your mouth
@@mizan1995 Guys he doesn't know about it which isn't bad but once you see one person do it then do say it again to make him feel even more embarrassed.
When u realize lazarbeam is averaging 10 kills by 30 people left. And in normal videos he has around 3-5 Lazarbeam you are better as a... I’m sry this pain me as much as u... STREAMER
How to be a streamer now 1. Play arena all stream 2. Unnecessary edit courses 3. If you talk, you must shoutout all the donations or trash talk the player you’re fighting/killed by 4. Make all your eliminations a clip 5. Blame stream snipers whenever you die
Roses are red Ninjas hair is blue If you kill him He will ban you Edit: 19 likes?! Thanks so much thats the most I ever gotten❤️❤️ 2nd Edit: 68 likes!😱 That’s my most likes I've ever had on a comment ty guys sm!! 💕 3rd Edit: The comments say it all 😂
Add me as a fortnite friend in one day me and you can play with fresh in them in French to Frankfurt add me as a friend cuz by the way you go I love doing memes so this one kid thought you would be smart to me my laser beam you're my best TH-camr ever
Lazarbeam: Dance on them after you kill em Lazarbeam: You gotta throw down at least 3 pyramids before you kill them Also Lazarbeam: *Doesn't place down 3 pyramids before killing them* *Doesn't dance on them after* *Doesn't shout out "CLIP THAT!!" after eliminating player* 2:32
I love how fresh is a Streamer BTW but also supports Lannan’s memes which makes him a good kind of STREAMER BTW We need more streamer btw’s to be like Fresh
streamerbtw
typical lazarbeam
Hi
Still a banger
first to comment on this
Here before it's pinned
When lazarbeam isn’t talking or showing emotion you notice how much emotion fresh has
VNX Octarian237 that’s funny 😄👌
🤔
ikr
😂😂😂
VERY SUSPICUS
He forgot the most important part of being a streamer:
Complaining about every feature in the game
CuppaTeaExe indeed
CuppaTeaExe and complaining about donations when their “focusing”
So true
controller play er
Yea ,like ,COOOOOONNNNTRRRROOLLLLLEAAAAR
3 years later and he still perfectly described all streamers
3 years later and he still perfectly described all streamers
@@Theunicorn2012 4 years later he dies.
4 years later he described all streamers
@@zukazilla547211 4 years later and stil
4 years***
You forgot the unnecessarily loud keyboard taps
Pepsi Not Coke yeah like when there running u still hear types lol
LOL one hundred percent right
And the rages
I SAID THAT I GOT 1 LIKE YOU GOT 100 WHAT THE HELL
So true 😂
the only thing wrong is that your keyboard doesnt make enough noise
Mohammad Rana LOL
True
Reeee
Lol kidr se hu?
Ikr
He needs to fix that
The fact that Lannans actually good when he tries
Ya
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa......well ..yaa
complicated
He’s cracked
Lol he’s became the thing he swore to destroy
I’m so glad we have Lannan and a small pool of humorous creators
Just watching his monotone face at the end made me really greatful
This video is 3 years old and we are rewatching this
@@kadeherriges302 yes
There is no problem here.
I'm so glad we have Lannan and a small pool of humorous creators
Just watching his monotone face at the end made me really greatrul
7:32 did lannan predict the future??
Savage_Anas PLANES
Yeah
H
He means the planes
He may have
Lazarbeam : pyramids everywhere.
Egypt : we are no longer unique
Lazarbeam-"The Quadcrasher is literally streamsniping right now"
Me-😂LOL😂
Nice one
@Josiah Casarez did I ask
Lmao
Ummmmm
Rule 6: stretched resolution at all time!
Rule 7: only wear the soccer skin!
Rule 8: flex ur 90s on every player!
Rule 9: u have to have ttv in ur name!
Final rule: Immediately leave the match after getting knocked/killed!
Edit: Reply if you think I missed something and also make sure to have underrated console player in your social media bio and make sure to have your Xbox 360 mic 1cm away from your mouth
lol
Rule 11 type keyboard loud
And he has to have the nickmerks nerdneck
Rule 11:Go crazy when die and watch replays how they kill you then report them even if they are normal players
Abdullah Salim so true
Its an tradition to watch lazarbeams fortnite videos
once in a while
Its an tradition to watch lazarbeams fornite
videos
once in a while
it’s an tradition to watch lazarbeams Fortnite videos once In a while
Yep
a yes a man of culture indeed
indeed
Love the clip of ninja saying stream sniping
Secret - Lightning
*S T R E A M S N I P I N G*
4:38
*If you were ninja then that quad crasher would be banned*
Yeah lol
*QUADCRASHERS HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY REMOVED*
Stream sniping
6:24 FaZefidgetspinner
Orba in a nutshell
Funny how Lannen is actually good for when he tries
Lannan is actually good when he is trying lol
Lannan really it's lachlen
Omg its not
Lannan is laserbeams real name
Ye
Aaron Schindler who do u mean Lachlan
First he fought a streamer
Then he hunted streamers
Then he became a streamer
GIVE US OUR LAZARBEAM BACK
That Doesn’t make sense is thought not fought
Gamebattles 2365 You say Kyle doesn't make sense you don't even make sense
GameBattles 2365 no he got it right fought= fighting thought= you think
@@zrt_clan1738 No it is fought, it is the past tense of fight
@@mizan1995 Guys he doesn't know about it which isn't bad but once you see one person do it then do say it again to make him feel even more embarrassed.
7:29 they look like dwarfs
LoL
Funny Moments wow
You cant say that
😂
Funny Moments …
"That's either a stream sniper, or a Boeing 747." -LazarBeam 2018. Wise words.
4:50 his name is “I can’t pause mom” 😂
Same
Mum actually
Some people have the weirdest f**king names
@@CommentisAnonymousFilms don't cuss
sig nalfailed who do you think you are telling people how to live?
Damn it you forgot one rule.....YOUR HAVE TO PUT YOUR MIC AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN NEXT TO YOUR KEYBOARD
EdgyMemeLord eee I hate that
EdgyMemeLord you forgot to but if but your mic next to your keyboard. I spelled incorrectly nooooo
and use stretched res
Hahahahaha your joke med my day
And up your arsehole at the same time
YOU ACTUALLY PLAY BETTER WHEN YOURE A TWITCH STREAMER BTW. Legit I think this is the best vid I’ve seen you getting kills in rip CLIP THAT
Yep he does
Those people were stream Snipers on Freshes stream
Marcofwar 1 yeah I know lol
Mullen. I hate u
Hi
Just Lazarbeam trying to be someone else is just amazing
You forgot to make your keyboard super loud and move it really close to ur mic
True
4:21 he killed someone called 'MuselkContentBad' 😂
While having 69 hp
I just realized that 😂
blueberry gogeta and 69 likes on the comment
Muselk sucks
I Saw that to
He’s become the one thing he swore to destroy...
Madman_FN cough anakin cough
*In order to defeat the enemy you must become the enemy*
- *Sun Tzu*
YOUR MEANT TO DESTROY THE TTVBTW NOT JOIN THEM!
If u can’t beat them
Join them!!
I mean he doesn’t stream on twitch
Stoned-face is easy when you are actually stoned
4:39 “This quad-Crasher is actually stream sniping right now” 😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
This video is better than Ninja’s stream. You gotta love it that there is proof.
Lazarbeam doesn't need fresh anymore to win matches xD
Yes he does
cause he's a streamer
He’s so good at faking being a streamer
Are u, seriously need to do this kind of thing??
Yeah
nearly 5 years later, we still describes all streamers that grind fortnite
When u realize lazarbeam is averaging 10 kills by 30 people left. And in normal videos he has around 3-5
Lazarbeam you are better as a... I’m sry this pain me as much as u... STREAMER
My Mom Said If I could Get 2.1k subs before December she won't delete my channel pls help
you will get banned for that bro think about what you're saying :/
Ben Dawes realize*
Fortntie Central I sub
Ben Dawes thunder up
4:36 Quad crasher was stream sniping. Ban it.
So was the wall at 6:48
*stream sniping*
*quadcrashers have been vaulted*
Lol nice call back to Ninja trying to get kid banned for emoting... You gotta love when there's proof
lol
ikr everything in the video was dead on except he didn't edit the pyramids for no reason
so entertaining to watch fresh have a stroke while lannan's face is a statue
You forgot to blame missed shots on bloom
when Lannan went stone-faced, he and fresh exchanged roles
SmashThatHeat no it’s Lannan
You forgot to have a redbull or monster at your side
Classic
My favorite comment
It’s called a sponsorship
@@mohamadalsodany3538 and that comment is called joke
Blynesy fucking shut up kyle
Am I the only one who still watches lazerbeams old videos
No
Lannan when he won a game
In stream: ggs ggs
After stream: YES YES YEEEEEEEEES
Hahahah
8:10 When your mom says one more shout you have to go bed
So true
Are we just going to sit here and not realize the LIP BITING IS GONE? 7:59
Thats muselk
Dumbass
Hugo Lopez no it’s not
ItzYourGurlHay Was
ItzYourGurlHa
He forgot the loud keyboard sounds when picking stuff up
Tyson Jessel up
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
That's what I was thinking
It's so crazy how good he is at being a streamer
Bro
ikr
Lazarbeam is actually getting better he got ten kills I don’t think he has ever got that many
finnaly
He has there was a game when he got 15 kills
Lol Lol hi Most of them were stream sniping
Nah they stream snipers
Doctor: its a boy!
Lannon: *SoMeBoDy cLiP tHaT*
Bood-was-here subscribe to king Luke!
Its Lannan not Lannon
*SOMEONE CLIP DAT*
@kittyplayz games wrong
KittyPlayz Games do we care
Better than Lachy's sweaty soccer vid
David Nameth hi
Hi
Football not soccer.
@@paulmcgachy8273 Lachlan used the soccer skin
Bhahahahahaha true haha
When Lannan isn’t talking, you realise how much emotion fresh has.
Edit: geez, how in the hell did I get this many likes.
I know lmao
@Ethan Smith - DCMS 2026 Fucking idiot watch the video dumbass
lmao
ikr
@Ethan Smith - DCMS 2026 did u watch the video with ur eyes closed
Ninja and Myth? Forget them
TTV.StreamerBTW- and RNG mrfreshasian
orange juice p
i love you burgera
Already forgot about myth 😅
whos ninja and myth the only streamer i know is lannen
@@babyzenrack298 ninja and myth are the best fortnite players
The way he says “reporting is fun for the whole family” 🤣
Funny
Lol can your friend me pls my epic is dotkid900
@@infinitegod7259 no
U
@@infinitegod7259 damn it
How to be a streamer now
1. Play arena all stream
2. Unnecessary edit courses
3. If you talk, you must shoutout all the donations or trash talk the player you’re fighting/killed by
4. Make all your eliminations a clip
5. Blame stream snipers whenever you die
You forgot to call everyone a kid
Wit graet powers coms graet sponsibility
Made me die of laughter
He did once your right
Brudda did you quit skool?
*coms* is spelt kams.
1:40 oh wait it was fresh
* Throws boogie bomb *
“He’s emoting!”
Etehan he also did the gentlemen’s dab if you look right before the boogie bomb hit him
@Robert Blake "Stream sniping."
Are you a hibana main
Andrea Keeler hibanas smg is big doo doo now
*Reported For Stream Sniping*
The only thing wrong is your keys aren’t loud enough
I agree
and use stretched res
MasMan M COMMENT THEIF
YUP
He died because the stream sniper had a good gaming chair.
Who else is watching old lazarbeam videos
Me and alsoooo 1st
Me and alsoooooooo 2nd
4:35 This quad crusher is actually stream sniping right now. OMEGALUL XDD
Rip
Roses are red
Ninjas hair is blue
If you kill him
He will ban you
Edit: 19 likes?! Thanks so much thats the most I ever gotten❤️❤️
2nd Edit: 68 likes!😱 That’s my most likes I've ever had on a comment ty guys sm!! 💕
3rd Edit: The comments say it all 😂
lol
SO TRUE 😂😂😂😂😂
@@FendiOnline yep
You play fortnite
Funny
Lazarbeam:
I don't always kill streamers
But when I do
I don't
Perfect
it was the funniest thing when lannan was just chasing that default screaming:
i'm going off, someone clip this sh*t
“I’m low on hp.” At 100 hp.
He means low on shield
@@noobnoobic9544 r/doyouhavereddit
4:21 That guy's name was "Muselkcontentbad" XD
Damn that guy must really hate muselk
@Dgamer Martinez What?
@@dookiepookie28_ HMMMMMMMMM XD THAT GUY REALLY HATES MUSELK I MEAN SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH HE STREAM SNIPES LASERBEAM NOT MUSELK
@@mostitoasty7765 Put the caps off and calm down dude😂
Nisha Prabha e
He said the only rule for Karen’s
“REPORTING IS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY” 😂👍
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Lazarbeam:reporting is fun for the whole family
@@willievargas9941 wow!
A comment copied word by word from a 30-like independent comment!
Talk about originality...
Juice bid fan my guy
@@vergil0475 thank you for calling him out
0:49 still legendary till this day
*To defeat the enemy, you must become one*
*To become the enemy, you must defeat one.*
-Kyra - how do you do those lettwrs ??? I use to know but i forgot. Sorry not lettwrs letters
@@omgfifa8596 you put * in front of your whatever you're typing like * hey people * but no spaces between the * and the first letter of the sentence.
-Kyra - streamer btw
*really*
Anyone remember when LazarBeam used to say “Good Day Good Day you bloody legends!”
Correction it is gday gday you bloody legends welcome to the lazarbeam Chanel were we do dum shit
Gabriel_ yup
Me
I still say that lol
Gabriel_ I hate how he changed and is always talking about streamers and twitch btw crap
Lazarbeam: clip that,
Me: opens screen recorder
LOL
Moooyoda Roblox lol
😂
Same .-.
Add me as a fortnite friend in one day me and you can play with fresh in them in French to Frankfurt add me as a friend cuz by the way you go I love doing memes so this one kid thought you would be smart to me my laser beam you're my best TH-camr ever
"im goin for my montage im goin for my montage" literally sounds like peace control kyle
Lazarbeam: *wins*
Lazarbeam: *keeps straight face*
Lazarbeam inside:YEESSS I JUST WON A GAME WHILE REVIVING FRESH LIKE TWO TIMES YEEESSSS
😂
Okay This
_* haha I’m laughing so hard right now*_
Haha
Am dieind
Dieing
Who would be better as a streamer
Like- Lazarbeam
Comment- Lachlan
I prefer lachlan, so I'll dislike!
Muselk
@@Soup_SSB then dislike
4:21 Muselk’s Content is bad
patrick brennan muselk won by 4.2K
The funny thing is when he did this he got more kills than he usually does which means that it works
Streamerbtw
Stream snipers boi
Was literally looking for a reply that said this. It's SO TRUEE
The funny thing is when he did this he got more kills than he usually does which means that it works
8:00 did he say what I think he did?
I think so yeah
Now whenever I get deleted by streamers, I scream at the top of my lungs “StReAmEr bY tHe WaY!!!”
AwesomeMajic8 that’s probably often you trashcan lmao
*same*
Are you me
THAT IS LIKE A TRADITION FOR ME EVER SINCE HIS FIRST TIME SAYING THAT LIKE SRSLY
everyone's getting so much better just by playing with Fresh
His streams are solid as well
*LazarBeam dies to fall damage.*
Reports fall damage for stream sniping
Report gravity for stream sniping
He reports the floor
Luca ALLEYNE more like ninja
Luca ALLEYNE and what’s wrong with that because we all know it was stream sniping
Life be like that sometimes
Lazarbeam: Dance on them after you kill em
Lazarbeam: You gotta throw down at least 3 pyramids before you kill them
Also Lazarbeam:
*Doesn't place down 3 pyramids before killing them*
*Doesn't dance on them after*
*Doesn't shout out "CLIP THAT!!" after eliminating player*
2:32
"The Quad Crasher is stream sniping right now"
- Lazarbeam 2018 my bad y’all
How is this a quote?
Everything anyone has ever said is called a quote
2018
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😠
@Rek_SGT Epic calm down Jamal don’t pull out the nine, I just changed it
Lazarbeam is actually good at the game ?
The games name is Fortnite
@@ag3nt157 ... I think he knows
No fresh carry him
Gurprakash Bhaker mind blowing
@@alone_fion7888 Um BR no meio dos gringo, salve!
"Quad crasher is stream sniping..."
I'm dead. XDDDDD
Rip Gear4gamerz was a nice guy
Gear4Gamerz did the quadcrasher stream snipe ya?
What? Oh this was just uploaded, lol
😂
4:15 69 hp...
i know im coming to this video almost three years later, just had to point it out.
"This quad is stream sniping right now"🤣
Rex Rex quote by LB
I know right
Omg he roasted ninja and tfue in one video 😂
Akash Tandon how did he roast tfue
@@mohamedelseidy6904 with no expression rule
I can tell your 13 stfu kid
@@kurby123daboi9 triggered much?
@@kurby123daboi9 I can tell you are a ninja fanboy
The most important thing is P.Y.R.A.M.I.D.S
Real men use Doritos.
U bitch lasghnia
@@thegodgamer6856 Twitch Lasagna*
Powerful Yeet Raining Awesomeness My Incredible Dorito Supeehuman
Sweney no they use covered bridges
2018 "streamer buy the way" 2021 Lazarbeam is a streamer
Lazarbeam is actually good at fortnite
Pusheen2.O Love Yeah he used to be good, then he became trash, and now he is good
no shit Sherlock
Yeah because mr fresh daddy is making lannan better
Pusheen2.O Love yeah and I’m really a cat commenting this 😂😂
@Cherry Blast Nah its just that most oceanic players are bots
8:04 the "NO" has me dying and i dont know why
Eli•short•cute•gets scared easily•pup Kaleno
You know you can just edit your reply instead of commenting 3 times.
Breaks a tree
CLIP THAT
golden
Lol
I’m dead😂😂
makes comment
CLIP THAT
Broooo im laphing so hard lol watched for nentoliga
Lannan: "No point to this video, we just decided to turn a meme into an entire video."
Me: But.....that's literally what you do.
To know the enemy, you must become the enemy, *A STREAMER*
4:34
LazarBeam: "this quad craser is actually stream sniping right now"
IM DEAD😂
Kit10 klawz q
@@xaotic1377 very well spoken
You forgot to call all the other players bots
Most important part
and most streamers use stretched res too so he forgot that
@@omegga1162 until...
Yes
you forgot to scream default and he’s at one hp
I love how fresh is a Streamer BTW but also supports Lannan’s memes which makes him a good kind of STREAMER BTW We need more streamer btw’s to be like Fresh
bit of a late comment mate
The quadcrasher is a stream sniper. The wall was stream sniper. EVERYTHING IS A STREAM SNIPER
...steamer btw.....
I think your stream sniiing
Riley .J Dahl especially u and ninja :/ xD
Your mom is a stream sniper
the pyramids
ARE STREAM SNIPEEERS
@lazerbeam make a part 2 please this is Hilarious
Nobody:
Literally NOBODY:
Twitch streamers: The gravity is stream sniping, vault fall damage it's stream sniping me.
"This quadcrasher is stream sniping" when you've run out of excuses. I'm just kidding
The wall is streamsniping:what am I then à potato
My dumb brain is streamsniping
Fishy streamsnipess
Also when he took fall damage it was for his montage
The comment would be good without "I'm just kidding
How come he gets better when he is a “streamer”
He used the power of the dark side
me when I die to a streamer STREAMER BTW
LaZor Assassin because he’s a streamer btw
Oh my God the victory Royale was stream sniping
I thought I was watching yub but your talking about lazar?
9:33 i KNOW deep down inside you were exited
Exited?
Don't you mean excited?
@@theparaverse993 I think he means excretion...
@@theparaverse993 r/woooosh ....
The Paraverse erection?
Its sad how the funniest thing about this video is when Lannan isn't doing anything while playing the game *"sEriOuS!!!"*
I’ll help you Lazar! [ 9:20 ] CLIP THAT! OMG ! SOMEBODY PLEASE CLIP THAT!
Anyway...Where’s the gingy outro?
Like if u miss it
Streamers don’t have outros
Assassins_ weird too much emotion in an outro
Skulduggery Pleasant Gaming tru
04:11
All shots on the thing
yeet
Yeet
Edit it and say thank me later
Streamer btw.... WE have lost lazerbeam
gooseberryy same