in elementary school i shoplifted a whole bunch of candy and cookies and such from my local albertsons when i walked home from school. they eventually caught me and banned me from the store. i'm still here and that bad boy closed down ages ago, so VICTORY
I buy an absurd amount of carrots to snack on at work and it's weird when you buy so many carrots each week and i feel like i need to explain myself to the cashier every time even though i KNOW they don't care
Listen man I know this is 3 years old but I need to know how many carrots your buying because if you buy like 3 bags and try to justify it, your gonna raise our suspicions more than just doing gods work. But if your buying like 15 bags from the same cashier every week,,,, we may be curious at that point lol
No one probably wants my 3 cents on this but if I had to make it a popular food, I'd market it as a delicacy like damn rich ppl loved fish eggs or whatever and now that that's not Just For Rich People they don't want it lol
Tbf if crickets are cooked well they're goddamn delicious. You do have to get the larger ones, though, the smaller ones dry out way too quickly in the roasting process and chewing them is a chore. This is not a joke, I fucking loved eating big ol crickets when I went to Thailand.
I feel like the McElroy brothers would love I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I'm assuming it isn't on in the US but British individuals will understand
Don't forget about the Samurai Pizza Cats, Legend of the Hidden Pepperoni, Adventures of Calzone the Barbarian, and a classic TV special Nitro Mutts vs The Noid
worse because theres no mess that could come with fries that you may get with wings, and if you get messy while eating fries you're a certified nasty boy
"hopefully by then football will have been outlawed" well guess griffin got his wish huh
"Now when I'm an adult, it's like my *body* is my dad" is one of the very best lines I've heard from Griffin
youngest child energy to me
Wingalingus and cunniwingus are BOTH great so thank you Griffin for not missing either of them
"Hopefully by 2020 football will be outlawed" has a kinda Monkeys Paw ring to it right now.
right!
oh no
We need to petition the government to make bugs delicious so when a spider bites you you can bite it back, the ultimate power move
The ultimate power move would be actually to fuck the spider, demonstrating that the intimidation strike only aroused you.
Keenan Nunez you say that like bugs aren’t already delicious...
this whole thread reeks of jojos bizarre adventure
Just starting the episode. I wish I knew the context of this comment... actually, never mind. I’m good
There are spiders that edible and taste like fake bacon bits
I'm legitimately holding in my tears (and laughter) at the krogers free cookies part ohhhh myyy god
I literally recoiled in on myself during that cookie story, like a Junji Ito drawing. Thanks Justin~
13:50 "hopefully by then football will have been outlawed"
It actually is now!
The episode where they try to avoid saying Hakuna Matata for 5 minutes
in elementary school i shoplifted a whole bunch of candy and cookies and such from my local albertsons when i walked home from school. they eventually caught me and banned me from the store. i'm still here and that bad boy closed down ages ago, so VICTORY
Every Monday, I wait. I wait for the wonderful moment when a new MbMBaM lands
I was walking out to lunch and actually considert delaying my break for an hour...
13:50 "Hopefully by [2020] football will have been outlawed"
WELP
wingilingus! im dead ty brothers
It’s never too early/late to make tortellini. 24/7, 365 it’s always Tortellini Time
I only know what the street that feeds into my street is called because it is called McElroy Road, and that name is memorable for some reason.
The McElroad if you will
"hopefully by 2020 football will be outlawed."
😶
just gonna dangle that monster factory in front of my face and not drop it huh
I buy an absurd amount of carrots to snack on at work and it's weird when you buy so many carrots each week and i feel like i need to explain myself to the cashier every time even though i KNOW they don't care
Listen man I know this is 3 years old but I need to know how many carrots your buying because if you buy like 3 bags and try to justify it, your gonna raise our suspicions more than just doing gods work. But if your buying like 15 bags from the same cashier every week,,,, we may be curious at that point lol
I feel like Griffin has talked about the Lion King bugs at least 7 times
Monster Factory huh?
"You'll catch it 2020. Though hopefully by then football will have been outlawed." _GRIFFIN._
hey griffy.. hey... wheres the munstr factree huh? griffy plesse im hungie..
"you'll catch the big game in 2020" "hopefully by then football will be outlawed" huh
This is my first episode of mbmbam after watching taz and a bunch of monster factories and amiibo corner.
I remember that cold stone had a challenge that was a tie-in for the Survivor reality TV show that had you eat a cricket in your ice cream.
23:18 is the best joke Justin has ever delivered.
The lion king and emperors new groove were great insect food advertising
So....guess that toilet paper came in handy this year, huh?
46:31 has aged uncomfortably well in 2020 huh
that game that happens to coincide with the puppy bowl
No one probably wants my 3 cents on this but if I had to make it a popular food, I'd market it as a delicacy like damn rich ppl loved fish eggs or whatever and now that that's not Just For Rich People they don't want it lol
I saw a fork winger in the wild once, I was shocked and horrified.
33:17 podcast resumes
I could listen to several minutes of ad-libbed rhymes to hakuna matata
when will binging with babbish do the lion king bug sampler?
the boys predicted bugsnax
"hopefullu by 2020 football will have been outlawed" boys......... you weren't wrong! I'll give you that!
wingalingus
Tbf if crickets are cooked well they're goddamn delicious. You do have to get the larger ones, though, the smaller ones dry out way too quickly in the roasting process and chewing them is a chore. This is not a joke, I fucking loved eating big ol crickets when I went to Thailand.
Mothelicious Turbo Pizza
I like to imagine the last ten minutes of silence is them trying to figure out how to turn it off
I feel like the McElroy brothers would love I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I'm assuming it isn't on in the US but British individuals will understand
"Hopefully football will have been outlawed" Is griffin a fucking seer
13:56 Griffin called that shot huh
Jesus boys that was an episode huh? XD Love that stuff for my Football Boys
Turns out I *am* listening to this on a Wednesday
Is... the title some amalgamation of a 90s TV show???
Yeah, you had TMNT, Biker Mice From Mars, Street Sharks, and then Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths.
Don't forget about the Samurai Pizza Cats, Legend of the Hidden Pepperoni, Adventures of Calzone the Barbarian, and a classic TV special Nitro Mutts vs The Noid
Listening to the part about buying TP in 2020. : ^ )
I bet Justin was prepared
22:49 happens to me all the time with people thinking I work at the store I'm in.
he knew about the 2020 toiletpaper apocalypse
Hell yeah, new MBMBAM
Holy shit why did that video tickle Justin's fancy so?
His fancy is very ticklish
listening on a wednesday!
JOKES ON YOU, BROS: It is in fact Wednesday when I listened to this.
My best friend, a kitty pool of acid XD
Oh dear... The brothers would hate my wing fork habit. I don't like the saucy sauce on my hands, I am a pro at drummies and flats with a fork.
Were they on the goofy lettuce this episode? They were extra silly this time round
Oh fuck, Griffin got me - it's Wednesday.
Guy fieri's moth sauce
The worst sound ever recorded in the history of audio recordings happens at 12:30
Wing-alingus
I mean the bug things kinda been done... carmine dye in food is just crushed beetles...
God the kingdom hearts 3 part
It's Bo Time bby
I did listen on a Wednesday
My bean!
Has it been freaked?
Yo Pass the bug
It’s 2020, they didn’t know how right they were when saying hopefully football will be outlawed
it's Wednesday when i'm listening lol
gw-gwiffin?? when wiww da monstew factowy come out?? im hungie!! PWEASE??! OwO!!
i'm sending you straight to jail
WINGALINGUS
fuckin just fry em. you know we’ll eat anything
Nice
you could probably say anything in the comments in MBMBaM and no one will question.
Cunniwingus
A friend of mine eats fries with a fork
Friends, is this better or worse than using a fork for wings?
worse because theres no mess that could come with fries that you may get with wings, and if you get messy while eating fries you're a certified nasty boy
Throw it in the trash and go to Olive Garden.
Boy the football and toilet paper jokes aged like milk in 2020 huh
10:20
I’m so mad I missed the chance to be the 69th view
Jon hasn’t fed me in weeks I just want some lasagna
You Guys really missed out of the bugs are dead or alive
46:33 to 47:03 aged POORLY huh
i cannot fathom why would you look at or care about what others are buying...
But it is Wednesday
33:19
2020 pandemic...