What I actually say: I’m a metal head What other people hear: “I’m a Satan worshipper who stands in the middle of a pentagram and drinks blood from newborn babies out from the skull of a goat that I killed with a crucifix in the middle of the night in front of a burning church trying to summon my dark lord through my hymns of worship”
"It looks very dark, and it is loud and scary and confusing. It's definitely the work of pot junkie, Satan worshipping, children of the corn." - Every Baptist mom ever (Most Likely named Karen)
OUUUUUUCHHHH They're one of the headliners on one of my festivals next year. The festival always has a few mainstream guests along with many metal legends, hard to endure but hey, what you don't do to see AIC, SOAD, TOOL, Slipknot, Gojira, Korn etc
@@sidthejovian5105 As someone who used to use it to see anime cosplays, I'm pretty sure there's metal on TikTok. I think my sister even found a challenge video of naming the song or something, or maybe that was only with dubstep. I can't quite remember.
Do you know how he manages to tune down his strat to drop B? I have a strat and whenever I try to tune one string down, all the other strings tune up. Is it just a problem with my guitar or with Strats in general?
Ewan McInerney that’s actually a thing with Floyd roses (assuming you have that bridge). You have to block off the bridge to tune them. if you have a fixed bridge and that is happening something is wrong with your guitar
When I was in high school, there was a girl who had a metallica shirt, and I said "Hey, you a metallica fan?" and she replied "what's that?" or something. I died inside.
im wearing a slayer shirt rn... ps at school today i was telling everyone about slipknot and i mean everyone, said whos slipknot? then i pulled out a trash can and said this is nba youngboys new album and they said, “dude nba youngboy is the best”
I had to listen to it for a year straight at my old school. Everyday at pe our teacher would do this warmup session where we would listen to “good” music and this was always played. My soul still weeps from those dark days
I remember that conversation I had one day with a girl in my school: Me: I'm not really into pop music, I'm more into Metal y'know Girl: yeah me too! Me: Really?! What's your favorite Metal band? Girl: NickelBlack
Isaac Smith I actually prefer Killswitches version for the same reason 😂. Newer production quality is also nice but it’s funny how different people have such different tastes
Classical musicians: humm?????? Metal artists: yes, yes he did... Classical musicians: "brings out the flintlocks and rapiers" Metal artists: "whips out the swords, axe, gatling guns, missiles, axes, hammers and flamethrowers"
HAHAHHAHAH!!!! Lol... That could be said about any musical style... I mean, everything that produces sound can be an instrument, what matters is how you use it.
Faith Bonner I let my friend listen hardwired I said now after this what is the name of the song he said hardrock and I said what is the name of the band and he said rock and roll now he is dead
hahahahaha it takes a long time to even learn how to strum power chords you have to be fluent and clean with switching power chords to and that shits not easy can't believe some people say anyone can do metal
Ugh that gets so bad. I was having an argument with my friend and he was saying metal sucks cuz it's too dissonant, and he goes "bands like kiss are a perfect example"
Sentences that are hitting me right into my face: 1. "They are to old for you." 2. "Their lyrics have no meaning. All about drugs and girls." 3. "Listen to some new stuff." 4. "How can you listen to metal and pray to god at the same time?" 5. "How can you enjoy it?" 6. "They can't even dance." (SRY BUT ITS NO DA*N K-POP) 7. "They look so ugly." 8. "Aren't you scared because of the masks?" 9."What about this white Band -Shirt?" 10. "The guitar sucks. Its to loud and theres no beat." ... Stay metal, folks.
1:57 "Metalcore is the best genre" I love metalcore so this hurts me on a personal level and i don't even care if it's metal or not i just want to enjoy the music
Metalcore IS the best genre ever. Those, who think it's music for posers just listen to Metallica or other mainstream so the are more posers, than Asking Alexandria fan. Hands down.
Bitch in my class was wearing a ride the lightning shirt so i asked her to name ONE SONG. She said i dont know i didnt even know they were a band i just wanted the shirt
Guys guys relax. Screamo is a subgenre of punk. In my opinion i think screamo was what post hardcore was suppose to be. So yea screamo is actually a name of a genre. How it got to defining all metal genres i have no clue
Fr like it's all made by a computer anyways. Yeah metal usually uses the same instruments with guitars, drums etc. But at least they used the creativity of making all the beats and whatever themselves
Dude has to be trolling, AA is metalcore/trancecore at best, don't know about their new record but I highly doubt it, wouldn't make sense to turn to a not as popular genre and frankly, danny's vocal ability seems to. Degrade over time. Fit for an autopsy blows most deathcore bands out of the water imho, check them out if you want to get a taste of some heavy shit
famitory is it bad I actually like it?? I mean I dont like dubstep too much, but when Kirk and skrillex joined forces, it wasn't bad at all in my opinion
my opinion is that skrillex and korn both have great songs and that their colab album is low point for both. if you want dubstep metal there are much better places to find it.
I actually have a friend and the first time I told him I liked metal he said ‘me too, my favourite bands are nickelback and avenged sevenfold’ and even then he only knew hail to the king
Somewhat ironically, the album in your profile picture infringes the lower limits of being a death metal album, and by quite a bit! Rock the fuck on, lad.
In Germany it's often referred to as "housewife metal" which is obviously a comical synonyme for pop rock. But as a youngster I found "something in your mouth" pretty heavy. The only metal back then I knew was Nightwish... which are good but soft as hell.
Sentences that really piss me off are: "It all sounds the same." "That's just noise." "You can't even understand what they're saying." "Pop is better." "That doesn't take talent." "There's no meaning to it." "That's not even that good." Using "OK" to describe Randy Rhoads, Kirk Hammet, Dimebag Darell, or Angus Young also pisses me off.
"how can you listen to that satanic stuff, its just noise and talentless" also "anyone can scream into a mic" literally hear this on a daily from my friends and my mom
"If you said that metal is talentless and anyone can scream then *plays a deathcore song specifically old suicide silence* go ahead scream it without losing your voice" that's what I'm going to say to that person.
My mom likes Metallica and other Metal, rock bands She’s on my side And plus When someone says “Metal is Satanic” My mom says “That’s because you’ve heard about black metal, listen to other metal genres” We both hate Black metal and white metal rap, country and hiphop She likes old pop I do too but I don’t like new pop
“I love Slayer by Enter Sandman”
This hurts me
I love Metallica by Raining Blood
Kngcobra On2Wheels Don’t t worry I’m joking
That actually hurt me like I literally felt a kick to my gut
Modernjuliet247 I’m so sorry
"I love Ozzy Osbourne, he's that one guy who did that song with post Malone"
"I hope Posty can get this new artist Ozzy Osbourne some record company to hear his voice, and maybe he will produce his own album!"
@@lunahetfield its a shock he has not done music before! I bet he could have written some epic songs with good guitarists!
Lmao who is this Ozzy Osbourne dude Posty keeps collabing with? Stick to your music Post 😌👀💵💵💵
Nobody says that though but good joke
Rick King yes they do
What I actually say: I’m a metal head
What other people hear: “I’m a Satan worshipper who stands in the middle of a pentagram and drinks blood from newborn babies out from the skull of a goat that I killed with a crucifix in the middle of the night in front of a burning church trying to summon my dark lord through my hymns of worship”
I actually wonder if rock and metal haters instantly turn the word Metal, into what you just said.
Robert Ziel trust me they do
Sounds like regular Friday night after work
@@robertziel2294 Probably, religion loves to call satanist what they don't understand
"It looks very dark, and it is loud and scary and confusing. It's definitely the work of pot junkie, Satan worshipping, children of the corn."
- Every Baptist mom ever
(Most Likely named Karen)
"You can't play metal on a strat."
"Iron maiden did?"
"Who's iron maiden?"
Top 10 last words before serious massacres
Person: “Who’s Iron Maiden?” Me: EXCUSE ME?!?! (I know that this is a joke)
I agree, Dave murray rules
Not "did" but DO! 🎸🤘
Chris Garza of Suicide Silence uses a strat
I play metal on a SSS Stratocaster lol
“Oh yeah I listen to metal, I like this band called G r e e n D a y.”
OUUUUUUCHHHH They're one of the headliners on one of my festivals next year. The festival always has a few mainstream guests along with many metal legends, hard to endure but hey, what you don't do to see AIC, SOAD, TOOL, Slipknot, Gojira, Korn etc
I like pop punk but who said that, i probaly throw a chair at him
Kan Dech not pop punk
I actually LOVE Green Day, but I also love metal.
Super underground and broOtal
Is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that he had chips in the fridge
Jc Fusion what psychotic serial killer puts chips in the freezer?
Mice?
It keeps them crisp for longer
Oh,is it normal to put dead puppies in your fridge?
Like a sim
**metal song plays**
"Isn't this the song from TikTok?"
Fvck Tiktok, man. If any metal song goes on that app, I'll will stop listening to metal completely and listen to my cats meow at me every morning
@@sidthejovian5105 As someone who used to use it to see anime cosplays, I'm pretty sure there's metal on TikTok. I think my sister even found a challenge video of naming the song or something, or maybe that was only with dubstep. I can't quite remember.
@@sidthejovian5105 I'm not into TikTok, but I heard some rock songs there, so be aware
“You like metal? Aren’t you like a satanist or a pagan?”
- Jakoby15 - I mean, yes, but that’s not the point.
Christian Metal lovers: **Holy music stops**
pagan metalheads: why yes i am! Your point?
I’m a pagan I’m a metal head we exist
*Me, a metalhead pagan*: Yes but not the point
“You can’t play metal on a strat”
James root: “observe”
Do you know how he manages to tune down his strat to drop B? I have a strat and whenever I try to tune one string down, all the other strings tune up. Is it just a problem with my guitar or with Strats in general?
Ewan McInerney that’s actually a thing with Floyd roses (assuming you have that bridge). You have to block off the bridge to tune them. if you have a fixed bridge and that is happening something is wrong with your guitar
@@sambennett2319 Do you know how to block off the bridge?
It'll sound like sh*t but it's definitely possible
Ewan McInerney you can literally just stick a pencil between the body and the frame. Just look up “blocked off Floyd Rose bridge”
one time a girl walked up to my dad, she saw his Slayer shirt and asked "is that movie scary?"
When I was in high school, there was a girl who had a metallica shirt, and I said "Hey, you a metallica fan?" and she replied "what's that?" or something.
I died inside.
That has never happen to me before but i would probably die inside
im wearing a slayer shirt rn...
ps at school today i was telling everyone about slipknot and i mean everyone, said whos slipknot? then i pulled out a trash can and said this is nba youngboys new album and they said, “dude nba youngboy is the best”
@@MooseManh r/thathappened
That would get me pissed for sure
"Why I am wearing that Metallica shirt? Well, I saw it at H&M and I thought it looked cool, what's wrong with it?"
"Yo u should rlly check out metallica dude! Its like the best clothing brand ever!"
Like the girls in my class in 10th grade wearing Nirvana sweaters like it was a clothing brand.
“Walk by A7X is probably the greatest metal song of the 2010’s”
Walk definitely not. Exist? Hell yeah
I don't know but i am 1000% sure that the best heavy metal song of all time is how you remind me by Nickelback
Τόλις Γραμματόπουλος exist says hi
A7x did better than pantera in my opinion
Amanda Sheppard they mixed the high hats too loud but I did enjoy their take on it
When he played Gucci gang I felt my soul being ripped apart
1st tf is that name and 2nd after hearing that I now have no soul and am damned to the pits of hell where I will be tourtured for all of eternity
@@malexander7171 lmao
I had to listen to it for a year straight at my old school. Everyday at pe our teacher would do this warmup session where we would listen to “good” music and this was always played. My soul still weeps from those dark days
@@malexander7171 this name? this name if art
@@masongtx664 I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies
"Metal is so dumb, idk how you can even listen to it" *proceeds to play Gucci gang* is an accurate representation of my cousin
gucci gang fire tho
My little brother too 😂
@@playstationskate345 hell no
@@playstationskate345 you do realise if you remove every repeated lyric the video is only 42 secs long
@@j_cza lmfaoooo
I remember that conversation I had one day with a girl in my school:
Me: I'm not really into pop music, I'm more into Metal y'know
Girl: yeah me too!
Me: Really?! What's your favorite Metal band?
Girl: NickelBlack
TEACH
HER
REAL
HEAVY
METAL
OR
JUST
SLAP
HER
I want my nickel back
Look at this graph
DID SHE ACTUALLY-
man my head hurts
Wow that's so sad
"What metal bands do you like?"
"Oh, I like Thrasher. They're a good band."
Bruh moment
"You listen to metal? Who hurt you so deeply?"
Me: "You just did".
So true lol
Yep
"You're one of them"
Same thing happens to me all the time
"holy diver is my favourite Killswitch engage song'
Well. As someone who wholeheartedly loves Dio... I kinda like Kilswitches version better 😳
@@sambennett2319 Yeah, not gonna lie. As much as I love Dio, Killswitch Engage took it to a higher level.
I like both versions and both bands haha
Honestly I love both versions but prefer Dio’s version due to its tone.
Isaac Smith I actually prefer Killswitches version for the same reason 😂. Newer production quality is also nice but it’s funny how different people have such different tastes
I wasn’t hurt until he mentioned Randy Rhoads.
😢
“I don’t like music that needs real instruments”
Classical musicians: humm??????
Metal artists: yes, yes he did...
Classical musicians: "brings out the flintlocks and rapiers"
Metal artists: "whips out the swords, axe, gatling guns, missiles, axes, hammers and flamethrowers"
HAHAHHAHAH!!!! Lol... That could be said about any musical style... I mean, everything that produces sound can be an instrument, what matters is how you use it.
Literally your voice is an instrument 😅🤦♀️
@@shelbyhiggen9396 yeah well the pop stars use auto tune
@@SCP-ou3ke true
"My favorite metal song is seven nation army"
juan castellon uhhhh this hurts my soul
I disagree but it’s a good song just it can’t be the best
Beastly Pitdemon its not metal its indie and i like the song its just not metal lol
juan castellon I knew it wasn’t metal just saying it isn’t the best somg
Good choice mine's yellow submarine
I have had someone say "metallic is a band? I thought it was a genre"
Dude, Metal is my favorite band!
Faith Bonner I let my friend listen hardwired I said now after this what is the name of the song he said hardrock and I said what is the name of the band and he said rock and roll now he is dead
Join the club
Hey I think that was me like four years ago >.
My head hurts now 😖 I am going to go listen to Fade to black and cry now
Friend- "I listen to everything "
Me- *Plays Slipknot
Friend- "That's not even music and it doesn't take talent."
he was never seen again
I hope you couldn't attend his funeral because of covid restrictions
i hate those people
@@dark___passenger7446 who doesn't?
I wouldn't even call that a "friend" x)
I genuinely got sad when he said, “Randy Rhoades deserved it.”
Same thing when black sabbath sucks came out. I'd have to get paid a ton of money to pretend I thought about uttering that phrase
I wasnt really hurt till he said “who’s iron maiden?”
And when he said Bruce Dickinson is just good
I got hurt when he mentioned Black Sabbath
samee
and when he said Bruce Dickinson is OKAY like ouch maiden's my fav band
same here
Same
“Who’s dio?”
Me: So you’ve chosen death.
BumbleGravy 😂😂
Saruman :D :D
Dio's death will not be forgotton also Death's death will not be forgotton too
Nick Wick also Death is an epic band
Idk why, but I've never liked Dio lol I like a lot of older bands, but Dio's not one of them.
Me: listening to Metallica or lamb of god
Metal hater: “turn that screamo garbage down!”
5 minutes later: ''Google, where can I hide a body at?''
Where was the term screamo coined anyway?
that's your cue to turn it up
Metal hater: turn it down
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY TURN IT UP WITH PLEASURE
the amount of likes this comment gets is the amount of decibels he's gotta turn it up
“Real men listen to blood on the dance floor”
Well that didn’t age well 😳
LMAO
Me: "I like Green Day"
Metalhead: close enough
Me "but only the acoustic song though"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJ
J EGG TIDBSBRJRMU2BRFB3HBD BY XNRBTCIFJ
@Brian Karp yeah...
I love Green Day, this comment hurts lmao
I listen to green day when I’m happy, it’s also the softest band I listen to
"Metal is just earrape"
That pisses every metal head off
*listens to dubstep*
Nah I'd calmly turn Black Tongue up to maximum volume
@@nickkohlmann pls don't, I have sensitive ears
True
*listens to ragecore*
"Metal sucks, anyone can do it, and I only listen to gucci gang"
Done
hahahahaha it takes a long time to even learn how to strum power chords you have to be fluent and clean with switching power chords to and that shits not easy can't believe some people say anyone can do metal
"I only listen to gucci gang" *pukes*
@@lunahetfield Accurate
"KISS are basically like the most influential band in the hard rock and metal scene...they are like the first band to ever do what they did..."
Ugh that gets so bad. I was having an argument with my friend and he was saying metal sucks cuz it's too dissonant, and he goes "bands like kiss are a perfect example"
I know where you live...
Sleep well.
@@mpmd6.9 Bring BBQ peanuts .
Oh so you have heard that, well a girl i know once asked me if Iron Maiden was DEATH METAL and i m pretty sure that she wasnt joking
I'd say that KISS was influential for a lot of the older stuff, but definitely not current metal.
Literally anybody: "Metal is just noise."
Me, in pig squeal: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Badman Just gotta send them to the slaughterhouse
Badman but you got to say back it takes talent to make those noises
*BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Panu Salin yes good noises. *kind*
I started squealing at work in front of customers and its getting bad
Sentences that are hitting me right into my face:
1. "They are to old for you."
2. "Their lyrics have no meaning. All about drugs and girls."
3. "Listen to some new stuff."
4. "How can you listen to metal and pray to god at the same time?"
5. "How can you enjoy it?"
6. "They can't even dance." (SRY BUT ITS NO DA*N K-POP)
7. "They look so ugly."
8. "Aren't you scared because of the masks?"
9."What about this white Band -Shirt?"
10. "The guitar sucks. Its to loud and theres no beat."
... Stay metal, folks.
You forgot
ThEy AlL sOuNd SaMe
I say 3. Too many closed minded older people.
Am i weird if i dance to metal?
Not the extreme metal obviously but i don't think that makes it better lmfao
@@fackumon292 On Earth by Samael. Very danceable extreme metal song. There ya go.
@@Hellenicheavymetal didn't really enjoy it but thanks :)
"Randy Rhoads deserved it"
How can i punch someone through the internet?
My brother says this to me a lot: "My favorite metal head is Lars Olson."
"Who?"
"Ya know, the cellist is Steelica"
“What’s your favorite song by Metallica?”
Jared, “Sweating bullets,”
I actually died at that statement.
sweating bulleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets tudunTUN
@@laynethomasstaley1698 I said it like that in my head when I heard him say it
Stag'O Chee se hahah who doesn’t
Where’s the lie tho?
what's Metallica (mwahahaha...but seriously, I don't know anything about Metallica other than that they were an early metal band.)
*wears pantera shirt
“Oh wow cool shirt”
“Thanks! You listen to pantera?”
“No”
I know someone who does this and it drives me nuckin futs!
I get pissed when people where metal or rock band shirts and can’t name any songs
@@fischanton4692 You know that you can listen to more than one music genre right
A-T Studios what do you mean bro? Nirvana is my favorite t-shirt brand
“Dude, Slipknot is by far the heaviest band out there”
Maybe the heaviest well-known band
"Metal doesn't take talent, rap is elite music"
"My favourite music is death metal"
"But you're black, shouldn't you like Hip Hop?"
I think thats just straight up racist
It IS!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST OF ALL DUDE !!!!!
I'm black hahahaha. I was quoting this little exchange because I've experienced it countless times.
*M E G A O O F*
"listen to real music"
there that sentence will piss off any metalhead
more like cut your hair
the guy who said that might be dead or in a deep coma
I've seen that in real life I was offended even though it wasnt being said to me
That sentence will piss off anyone
The real question here is....
What is the definition of fake music? Hmmm
Is everyone ignoring the fact he said "RANDY RHOADS DESERVED IT"?! LIKE BRO, YOU CAN'T SAY THATTTTT
I didn't know it was physically possible to articulate those words in that specific order
1:57 "Metalcore is the best genre"
I love metalcore so this hurts me on a personal level and i don't even care if it's metal or not i just want to enjoy the music
Converge fan?
Metalcore IS the best genre ever. Those, who think it's music for posers just listen to Metallica or other mainstream so the are more posers, than Asking Alexandria fan. Hands down.
The word "screamo"
"I listen to everything except that metal stuff"
That word really does get to me
If you listen to actual Underground Screamo like Envy or Funeral Diner, it's pretty good
@Berenice A. N. Barkovitch Love for god please but PLEASE say you killed him PLEASE
Screamo is not even a real genre
@the holy Nut
it is, search it on wikipedia
Wearing a metallica shirt you are asked to name one song, you say smells like teen spirit
Or either Enter Sandman
or say enter sandman is the best song
Bitch in my class was wearing a ride the lightning shirt so i asked her to name ONE SONG. She said i dont know i didnt even know they were a band i just wanted the shirt
and nirvana fans
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The word “screamo” makes my blood boil
Screamo
Screamo
I would like to use said blood for boiling eggs
it should be deleted from the dictionary
Guys guys relax. Screamo is a subgenre of punk. In my opinion i think screamo was what post hardcore was suppose to be. So yea screamo is actually a name of a genre. How it got to defining all metal genres i have no clue
“that old dude that did that song with post malone is gonna get famous!”
every millennial ever who has never heard of a single metal artist
so zoomers are left out of this right nice
The sentence I always get to hear: "These bands all sound the same"
Modern music:
"Hold my beer, I really do"
At this point all mainstream music sounds the same.
Oh yeah I don't like that line at all
Fr like it's all made by a computer anyways. Yeah metal usually uses the same instruments with guitars, drums etc. But at least they used the creativity of making all the beats and whatever themselves
mainstream/modern/pop music makes my brain hurt
*shows Dream Theater*
"This sounds like DragonForce"
This happened to me
WHAT
I mean I don't really see how that's particularly insulting. It's just kinda wrong
pisior birka Well both vocalist sing on a super high register
That hurts my soul.
Alright so now he’s keeping his god damn sun chips in the FREEZER
“i love how post malone did a collaboration with that new guy ozzy osbourne”
- I really like thrash metal
--oh cool, what's your favorite thrash metal song?
-metallica - nothing else matters
Trapped Under Ice 🤘
Orion or Whiplash 🤘
Enter Sandle
Oh my god-
I know m8
But autocorrect is beautiful
Snow Blind Nothing to be sorry about, thanks for giving me the best crack up i have had in years tho ROFLMFAO!!!
"oh, is that, like, screamo?"
id beat some ass
Really wish I didn't have to get notified about all your squabbles.
Dude has to be trolling, AA is metalcore/trancecore at best, don't know about their new record but I highly doubt it, wouldn't make sense to turn to a not as popular genre and frankly, danny's vocal ability seems to. Degrade over time. Fit for an autopsy blows most deathcore bands out of the water imho, check them out if you want to get a taste of some heavy shit
"Honestly ghost is the best metal band out there."
*Loudwire has entered the chat.*
“I don’t like screamo. It’s just noise.”
"You're metalhead? But you look so normal..." - true story
Same
Me too dude
To me if you judge someone for not looking metal,punk or goth enough,than your not a metalhead,punk nor goth at all.And thats the truth of it all!
I like all those genres (if Gothic is a genre of music) Eli. And Emo.
"You're into metal? but you're so nice" - fuck you.
Yeah, I like metal. Specifically, titanium. Very strong.
Lol.
i really like steel . real good metal
I like the heavier stuff like lead
@@psych0tix421 cant beat osmium tho
Iridium 😍😍
"Nice (insert band) shirt!"
"(Insert band) is a band? I just thought this shirt looked cool.."
Me: *plays some infant annihilator*
Some normie: "Yo! Is thIs mEtaLicCa?"
:I
Oh
💀
lmao that actually happened to me some moths ago
The same thing happened to me, i listened to Disasterpiece by Slipknot
Dude say it's dying fetus
"I'm a hard core metal fan, I listen to Bon Jovi."
Random Stuff In Oregon 😂
oof
😂 well then... Ok..
@@alteredcarcass8659 Bon Jovi isn't bad, it just isn't really metal
Bon Jovi isn’t metal but before he went mainstream he was dope
How to piss off a metalhead: sell them a cheap chinese guitar for 1100 dollars and a shoutout.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
*d a m n*
it's really tragic but will get better
I was laughing off these jokes until he said that Randy deserved it.
"I love nirvana by kickstart my heart"
*Hears anything with a guitar*
"Is this screamo?"
Nate Tirade Is this Metallica?
I was in school the other day listening to Radiohead and then I hear "what's this, screamo". Sigh
"I like heavy music. I listen to Twenty One Pilots."
the best is heavydirtysoul
😂
Lol.. that's not metal...
+Saurav Chakraborty That wasn't for real xP
lmao
20 secs of kickass riff into the song
“Does this song has no vocals??”
What got me is “Randy rhoads Deserved it”
"that album korn did with skrillex is definitely their best"
You've done it 😂
famitory is it bad I actually like it?? I mean I dont like dubstep too much, but when Kirk and skrillex joined forces, it wasn't bad at all in my opinion
Danny Mann 9/11 I don't think it's a bad album, but not their best lmao
famitory Korn sucks so I don’t care
my opinion is that skrillex and korn both have great songs and that their colab album is low point for both. if you want dubstep metal there are much better places to find it.
" who's iron maiden" TRIGGERED
-We Are Weird Studios- even when i dident listen to metal back in freshmen year of hs i knew what iron maden was...
They are the band that made enter sandman right?
*doom revanet scream*
When I told my mom about Pantera she replied "Pantera who are they?"
"you like deathcore, right? How come you don't play any Queen then?"
“I just prefer music I can dance to”
Headbanging is dancing, goddamnit.
"I listen to metal"
Nickel Back starts playing in the background
If it's the Feed The Machine album, I can understand.
Just gotta love good ol nipplesmack.
I actually have a friend and the first time I told him I liked metal he said ‘me too, my favourite bands are nickelback and avenged sevenfold’ and even then he only knew hail to the king
Hyena Humunculus I fuckin hate nicelback lmao
@@extremelycreativeusername3190 I think you mean ticklesack lol
"Its called scremo right?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Imma bang my head against my wall real quick!
That was funny though
Them: "Oh you like metal so you must be worshipping Satan or something"
Me : -_- why do I even bother
“How to trigger metal heads”
Show them a edm moshpit
"It's a fun phase"
I am not even that big of a metal head and that got me triggered bro
I'd say the same...
how you wrote ''phase'' got me triggered
@@joelspapa7558 oh damn sorry that's how phase is spelled in my language
@@joelspapa7558 Fixed.
Somewhat ironically, the album in your profile picture infringes the lower limits of being a death metal album, and by quite a bit! Rock the fuck on, lad.
“Nickelback is metal”.
oconadamify no Just no listen to Metallica then you'll know what's metal
or listen to iron maiden, thats metal
Nickelblack - yea
lol I scrolled down thinking 'i got the best comment ever!!' ....to find it first place in the comment section haha. Well played.
In Germany it's often referred to as "housewife metal" which is obviously a comical synonyme for pop rock.
But as a youngster I found "something in your mouth" pretty heavy. The only metal back then I knew was Nightwish... which are good but soft as hell.
2:54 Sid Wilson would like to know your location
Probably calling all screamed vocals screamo would piss of a metalhead
Even satan was surprised when he said “Randy Rhoads deserved it”
"Randy Rhoads deserved it"
Me:Demonic high pitched screeching
To be fair, he was drunk and it was his choice to get on that plane, but nobody deserves that.
Anand R. Misir literally not a metal guy, but I felt the urge to kill
Almost disliked the video from that one line
That one made me cringe.
Jared Leto is so metal
0:51 “Iron Maiden did? Who’s Iron Maiden?”
Me: “Gahwywgehwj-“
Gucci gang is the most intense brutal deathcore song
Yeah it's so melodically technical with post djent influences
Brutal deathcore specifically isn't metal so...
@@mizerama1 O well I'm retarded
go away hacker Gucci Gang is just Noise...
@@phillipalexandermusic whoosh
The St. Anger snare is my favorite.
Trashcan snare is actually the most br00tal snare
This makes me St. Angry.
You win the contest
Josh Steffen GODDAMNIT! You stole my joke!
Comment of the year
0:40 Someone told that to me, and they ended up running home with blood pouring out of their teeth and with a fat lip.
0:55 "It's a fun phase." Are you sure metal's a phase because I was raised on metal and I still listen to it today. 🤘
"Metal cant be any good since it's not on the radio."
Lee Whitworth that's because all of this pop crap is on the radio Just listen to som metal radio
Does anyone actually listen to their music on a radio? Maybe sometimes when youre in a car but even then id just play it on my phone
Metal is on national australian radio on Tuesday and Wednesday nights and occasionally in the day time.
Lee Whitworth I'm actually triggered
I know, right? Just writing that pissed me off XD
Sentences that really piss me off are:
"It all sounds the same."
"That's just noise."
"You can't even understand what they're saying."
"Pop is better."
"That doesn't take talent."
"There's no meaning to it."
"That's not even that good."
Using "OK" to describe Randy Rhoads, Kirk Hammet, Dimebag Darell, or Angus Young also pisses me off.
it's ToO faSt!!
get laid lmao
But Kirk really is "OK"
Kirk's a great guitarist?
But it is all fact 🤔
“I’m a metal head myself, yeah I listen to nickleback”
How to piss of a metal head: Play Free bird... the whole song!
"how can you listen to that satanic stuff, its just noise and talentless" also "anyone can scream into a mic" literally hear this on a daily from my friends and my mom
Stay strong.
"If you said that metal is talentless and anyone can scream then *plays a deathcore song specifically old suicide silence* go ahead scream it without losing your voice" that's what I'm going to say to that person.
go listen to amateur covers and you'll learn quickly that most people can't. lol
My mom likes Metallica and other Metal, rock bands
She’s on my side
And plus
When someone says “Metal is Satanic”
My mom says “That’s because you’ve heard about black metal, listen to other metal genres”
We both hate Black metal and white metal rap, country and hiphop
She likes old pop
I do too but I don’t like new pop
@@DiscontinuedChannelOne old country is good though
Even though it's meant as a joke halfway through I forgot it was you and actually got pissed off... Good video.
I got triggered at half of these. Just hearing the words makes you want to clean your ears.
So did i 5 seconds in. I forgot the title of the video. Lmao. He did a great job
Nika Bakuradze yah when he slandered dime I was bout to destroy my phone 📱 that will start riots in his hometown
So did I, the comments about Dimebag got me
You had me at the Sweating bullets joke. Omg lol.
"Wait Ozzy Osbourne, the guy from that reality show?"
me: "so you have chosen death."
“Why are all the songs you listen to so long?”
Like as if a 5 minute song is long...
Meanwhile in doom metal…
Meanwhile Iron Maiden's Book of souls with songs up to 18 minutes
@@andreas2291 enpire of the clouds? That song by Iron Maiden right
@@R0ADST3R yeah
Meanwhile in Achilles, Agony and Ecstasy in Eight Parts by manowar
"If you used a computer to fix it, it's not metal" :P
at least that one's true
SpectreSoundStudios that is true
ToWalkAmongstThePlebs is this a joke?
Glenn 💕
computers are like made of metal and stuff
This just triggered a lot of PTSD dude.
My granddad said when my mother said that my dad plays rock music “what like that heavy Dire Straits stuff?”