Sweet Fledgling Vampire ~ First Feed [F4A]

[@cadellluna171]

"Could you at least turn down the laughter for once?"
No. I'm not gonna waste my immortality being those brooding, depressed vampires. I'd rather be a happy and jolly vampire Santa Claus than a crappy Twilight reject.

[@spoon2389]

“About time you show up”
We literally have all eternity!!!

[@ILenaAudios]

Hey, don't keep a lady waiting is all I'm saying lol

[@konradkinne4089]

The describtion "also, memes" provides a greater sense of suspense then any piece of classic literature ever could dream of

[@Blindluck92]

Her: "The first time you attempted to feed, you threatened them with a weapon?!"
Me: "It was the Colonial Era!"

[@ARCHIVEDSTUDIOS]

"I'm not a child."
"You are in terms of Vampiric years little one. :3."

[@FlaglerAmerica]

Flagler loves Vampires

[@crowleythetrashman]

Ah, the child is getting a meal. I hope he tastes like dino nuggies
Yeppers

[@ILenaAudios]

I hate you

[@CCgivemeawedgy]

Good... Goooooooooood... Let the hate flow through you!!!!

[@LeIouch.]

Very cool indeed

[@mechagamer6991]

"Is it going to be like this every night"
Do you not enjoy my flare for the dramatic

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved

[@linkieloos]

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

[@randallstrong9882]

This is nice

[@randomperson-wp3bt]

im a vampire!!

[@ToxicMynd]

Vamp friend shows up: "...I thought you said you wernt going to have a fledgling."
Me: "She's a rescue."

[@El_Legante]

Oh my god you actually made a reference to Malkaviens xD

[@TheWintergreen01]

I wonder how she will feel when they hit the homeless shelter? It was rather nasty that she lost her job. She basically has the lifestyle of an escort now, and she is paid in blood rather than money.

[@reddino2567]

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