This segment was absolutely hilarious... I loved how Tyler's story kept threading the line of inappropriateness but somehow managed to somehow stay safe for work xD
He's very good at it and it was evident on the recent Mario Party board on Stephen's channel - he found where the line was and stepped as close to it as he dared in a hilarious way.
I actually really liked Jack's story. "Why did you smell so bad?" "I was... picking flowers. Yeah, they were very poisonous flowers, and they also smelled terrible. ...I live in a swamp." I think that was the hardest I laughed in this segment. The statements start out so incoherent and yet it ends up making sense in a completely unexpected way with that extra bit of context. That's what I love about improv, recontextualizing earlier nonsensical statements.
Rachel Jordan It’s because Tim really wasn’t putting on a character like the Tim Skywalker bits; he really was just being himself. Josh sorta had that going for him, but he got too hung up on the twists and turns of the setting he was supposed to be in. Tim just rolled with it as he does, casually acknowledging things that really shouldn’t have been in the time period but not letting that slow his typical pace down much if at all.
Although I MUCH preferred last year's D&D session, both entertainment wise and charity incentive wise, this was still an absolute joy to watch! Stephen's so damn good at impromptu storytelling
Improv storytelling, with no tables in sight. I was laughing a lot while watching this video. Also, Tim is the king of improv storytelling, pausing the least during his tale about "looting the treasures of the legendary Chattanooga" and rolling with the punches Jules, Carlos and Tom threw at him to incorporate into his story. I have to admit though, that "defeating an evil tree while singing opera" was my favorite.
The title of this segment, reminded me Stephen's Easter video a couple years back, "Uncle Stephen's Egg Collect." I hope that one year for Colosseum, they do a multiplayer version of Uncle Stephen's Egg Collect. Maybe as a pre-recorded bumper if they're brought back.
In which Stephen and friends do some role-playing as storytellers while they try to bamboozle each other and their would-be stories (courtesy of donations) as best they can. Amazing to hear what stuff did/did not exist during and prior to the 18th century and how long some of these lords and lady seem to have lived. Side note: I love how Masae’s story is essentially a glorified “Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are you?” response and Tom’s is a shorter version of something he’d come up with during the Sonic 06 loading screens. Gods bless the man for trying to keep things in period as best he could. Side Note 2: My thanks go out to Carlos and Sab for being able to attend this year’s Colosseum. For those who didn’t catch it live, the two of them had to get going after this segment (probably to get back in time for school is my guess, but I won’t pry into that too much), and they are great additions to the group behind instruments and controllers. Hope to see them back on this channel for the next event or perhaps even a future LP.
Move over, Ron Simmons. Marrliand has the best use for "DAMN" ever. But the real star here was Jack and his story. He lucked out with Mosh Pit as his idea.
Oh yes. My favorite portion of the Colosseum is finally here! Love aggressive Wetsern Masae and Tim's partially-real story about 'chatting'. Can we just get a full day's worth of improv stuff like this and/or DnD next year?
I sort of played along with this, thinking to myself potential questions I would interject with at various points during their stories if I were there, but I swear I was absolutely speechless during Tim's. I just wanted to hear where he was going with it, I couldn't think of anything that could be added. XD
Thank god this was archived. I've been watching the streams on and off. This was one segment I really wanted to watch. Alright, time to back away from the comment section so I don't get spoiled.
Like last year's DnD, this is (unfortunately) one of those segments that you just had to have watched live. The chat going nuts as you just sit back and watch the chaos ensue live was such a damn good highlight.
@@PyraXadon You are totally right. Watching live is a different experience. I watched most of last year's Colosseum live, but this year I wasn't able to watch half the streams. Having the archives up on the TRG channel is a blessing for people like me who couldn't watch live.
Alot of the people that I thought would be better at this aren't, yet we have amazing ones from some that I really got caught off guard by, like Jack and Carlos. Of course, I expected that level of entertainment from Tim, Tyler, Stephen and Tom.
oh boy 13 min in and i have a headache and nearly choked while laughing my ass off i hope i can attend the next colosseum live UPDATE: 23min in i died right there
Shoutout to Emile spraying the others when they should be spraying him bc rather than incorporating their interjections into his story he tells them they're wrong
What's even funnier about it is that the other guys were laughing too hard to challenge Tim, so Tim challenged himself, followed up by Tom agreeing with his answer.
Josh got crapped on that whole weekend. Poor guy, between this and him becoming the scapegoat for the frames dropping (dammit peggy, we know it was you)...
Thomas Joosten Buddy, this is a game set in the 18th Century where the internet, the concept of Hot Ones, and the Metal genre of music existed, the mosh pit was invented and Wich Wich was founded, and people are already out in West riding locomotives, and the invention of sliced bread is the one thing that you call out as being factually incorrect? That’s the line in the sand that was crossed?
@@Rexaura888 Honestly, I just found it ironic how he said "I'm the history teacher here" and he said all kinds of other things that were pretty accurate. Nothing crossed the line for me at all, but the situation around it was so different compared to that thing that it caused me -- and many in chat at that point -- to look up the year sliced bread was invented. My comment was more meant as a joke, nothing more.
Thomas Joosten I mean I figured you were joking. I was going to follow up with an “OK, just checking”. But since we’re talking what went on, chat was questioning just about everything out of place for the setting, but I think the ironic thing about Emile calling himself a history teacher was that most of he stories about his narcolepsy or falling asleep in class because he had a hard time going to sleep at normal hours was as I recall during history class. He’s also the one Guy who grew up on the philosophy of “a D is passing”. Honestly, his getting the era of sliced bread invention wrong (seriously, Ancient Egypt? They invented many things; sliced bread ain’t one of them) didn’t bother me so much because I was more impressed at how much he got right with revealing historical facts and events.
@@Rexaura888 Yeah, exactly. That's what made this stick out like a badly-sliced bread. A whole lot of things were obscure actual facts, and pretty accurate, but this was _way_ off, which made it very funny to point out in my opinion.
18 century would be around 1900s and they weren’t really worried about history wise, but when you start bringing current technology into it that’s when you’re in trouble.
1:20:35 - 1:21:40 I can come up with *so many* challenges for this moment in Carlos' story, but I'd be here all day. So here are 4 of the challenges : 1) As Carlos said, the bread was stale. if the guy were try and bend it, it wouldn't budge unless he put force behind it, causing the bread to break into 2 stale halves. How did he bend the bread? Even if it wasn't stale, bending the bread wouldn't hold shape and instead would break into 2 halves. 2) toasting stale bread wouldn't soften the bread, it would just make it even harder to bend. Also, how did the board member get the butter and seasonings in the middle of the bread if he didn't cut it? 3) As I recall, Boomerangs were made in Australia, not France. So you're telling me somehow this member of the French Revolution had enough time to sail to Australia, learn how to make a boomerang, and come back for this occasion during a war? 4) unless this guy had a really good aim or was at close range, there's no way he'd be able to hit Yohan with the bread. Even if he did hit him, Yohan, given where he was on the ladder, would've been mildly annoyed and carried on his way up.
"Metal doesn't sell out stadiums". Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest have sold out stadiums multiple times sir they're more Thrash and Speed Metal but they're still metal.
This segment was absolutely hilarious... I loved how Tyler's story kept threading the line of inappropriateness but somehow managed to somehow stay safe for work xD
Brazzer ... Naked ... Orfices ... Genetals. THIS SEGMENT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED
He's very good at it and it was evident on the recent Mario Party board on Stephen's channel - he found where the line was and stepped as close to it as he dared in a hilarious way.
@@bc2014 "And I'm your favorite son of a bitch, Penis Rebecca."
Stephen's Tabletop Surprise as in "Surprise! there is no table!"
Jack: "I'm really enjoying watching Jack and this ass go at it in this circle"
Devin: "DAMN"
Man i loved watching this live. “fire wasnt invented yet” XD
I love how Tom just slowly hands Tyler the water bottle because he knew he wasn't going to be able to incorporate that.
Hayl Gauvin fire wasn’t invented, but the internet was
Tom: .......No???? There was definitely fire.....
18:20
I actually really liked Jack's story. "Why did you smell so bad?" "I was... picking flowers. Yeah, they were very poisonous flowers, and they also smelled terrible. ...I live in a swamp." I think that was the hardest I laughed in this segment. The statements start out so incoherent and yet it ends up making sense in a completely unexpected way with that extra bit of context. That's what I love about improv, recontextualizing earlier nonsensical statements.
And thus was the word Jackass invented. XD That was great!
"I live in a swamp"
ALL STAR EARRAPE BEGINS
"Didn't you get that crowd deathly ill?"
"Well... This is where the story gets a little sad... Let's just say the term Death Metal was invented."
“DAMN” - West Couch 2019
*West Couch of West
@@Terumimi *Hi I'm
Also Tim’s improv was told just like a classic Tim story like he could’ve totally told that in one of his vids and I’d believe it
Rachel Jordan That’s because it was a half true story as he admitted. Pretty sure people in chat thought that most of it was real too.
Even so, even the fake part had the classic Tim feel to it
Rachel Jordan It’s because Tim really wasn’t putting on a character like the Tim Skywalker bits; he really was just being himself. Josh sorta had that going for him, but he got too hung up on the twists and turns of the setting he was supposed to be in. Tim just rolled with it as he does, casually acknowledging things that really shouldn’t have been in the time period but not letting that slow his typical pace down much if at all.
Omg I love this game, what a great twist with fan participation....and water. Lots of water
"18th-century internet" had me dying. Tim's story was amazing
"I thought Alcahol wasn't allowed at the train station?"
"You know..... guns weren't either." XD
16:50 PHEASANT!
Pheasant! Pheasant! Pheasant!.......PHEASANT!
Although I MUCH preferred last year's D&D session, both entertainment wise and charity incentive wise, this was still an absolute joy to watch! Stephen's so damn good at impromptu storytelling
Improv storytelling, with no tables in sight. I was laughing a lot while watching this video. Also, Tim is the king of improv storytelling, pausing the least during his tale about "looting the treasures of the legendary Chattanooga" and rolling with the punches Jules, Carlos and Tom threw at him to incorporate into his story. I have to admit though, that "defeating an evil tree while singing opera" was my favorite.
Great
Usable
Invention
Letting
Lettuce
On
Tables
Instantly
Now
End
This reads like a Kids Next Door weapon.
@@inaccurateprophecy8971 one of the best things about KND
Oh, boy... Josh's reaction to Stephen giving Tyler his prompt...
War flashbacks.
The 25 for Jack's prompt was the best 25 i have ever spent
The title of this segment, reminded me Stephen's Easter video a couple years back, "Uncle Stephen's Egg Collect."
I hope that one year for Colosseum, they do a multiplayer version of Uncle Stephen's Egg Collect. Maybe as a pre-recorded bumper if they're brought back.
This needs to happen.
Somehow Stephen managed to improve on the D&D campaign from last year.
I didn't think that was possible
So the runawayguys become fanfic writers?
Oh boy.
You say that like the fan base itself doesn't write fanfics of them. Then again, that could be said of any group.
@@uberlord983 If it exists on the internet people will right fanfics of it. It definitely bothers me how people do that.
As a fanfiction writer myself, I don't know how to feel with this.
Opening in Awe not really FanFiction just fiction
"When you read our fanfics, you'll have a gay old tiiiime! (But you knew that already)"
Omg Tim's story was so hilarious! Poor Jules and Tom nearly died laughing 🤣
40:14 "THAT'S WHAT TEETH ARE FOR"
Absolute gold
16:31 - 17:15 -- I think this might just be my favourite moment from the whole Colosseum!
In which Stephen and friends do some role-playing as storytellers while they try to bamboozle each other and their would-be stories (courtesy of donations) as best they can. Amazing to hear what stuff did/did not exist during and prior to the 18th century and how long some of these lords and lady seem to have lived.
Side note: I love how Masae’s story is essentially a glorified “Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are you?” response and Tom’s is a shorter version of something he’d come up with during the Sonic 06 loading screens. Gods bless the man for trying to keep things in period as best he could.
Side Note 2: My thanks go out to Carlos and Sab for being able to attend this year’s Colosseum. For those who didn’t catch it live, the two of them had to get going after this segment (probably to get back in time for school is my guess, but I won’t pry into that too much), and they are great additions to the group behind instruments and controllers. Hope to see them back on this channel for the next event or perhaps even a future LP.
I'd also like to note that Masae's story eventually ends up as And Then John Was A Zombie.
CardianJoker It was the only way that story could have feasibly ended.
i honestly lost it at tom shouting "pheasant" five times in a row
"PHEASANT! PHEASANT! PHEASANT! PHEASANT! ... PHEASANT!"
I love improv games like this so this was one of my favorite segments, I hope it can return next year
The irony of someone with your name loving improv games
Move over, Ron Simmons. Marrliand has the best use for "DAMN" ever. But the real star here was Jack and his story. He lucked out with Mosh Pit as his idea.
Oh yes. My favorite portion of the Colosseum is finally here! Love aggressive Wetsern Masae and Tim's partially-real story about 'chatting'.
Can we just get a full day's worth of improv stuff like this and/or DnD next year?
I dont know whats better, the incredibly detailed stories, or the other's reactions while listening to said stories
I love how Feral Masae, West Cowboy Marriland, and Metalhead Jack all got prompts relevant to their characters XD
"Who is the winner, and why is it Tim?"
Literally though!!!
Toxic's improv story is still the best! It's so perfect!
I almost started crying because of death metal. xD
Why do Stephen's stories always make me laugh?
I’m sad that I missed this live but now I get to watch the Vod so that makes things better.
Anyway, I loved all the stories, you all did great.
I sort of played along with this, thinking to myself potential questions I would interject with at various points during their stories if I were there, but I swear I was absolutely speechless during Tim's. I just wanted to hear where he was going with it, I couldn't think of anything that could be added. XD
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Tyler: Fire hadn't been invented yet.
DAMN
18:20
No. There was definitely fire!
Tyler: "Fire hasn't been invented yet."
404 Tom.exe is not responding. Please try again.
Or as Tom put it during Triforce Heroes, “404, brain not found.”
18:30 I love that face Tom makes when he raises his head. Like he’s trying so hard to comprehend how dumb of a question that was
At the start when Stephen was explaining the interjections, I really wanted someone to say "but wait? Aren't you dead?" XD
I mean, Masae covered what to do in that situation pretty well.
As if we needed more Let's Player fanfics.
(*flashback to Tyler x Josh 2013)
We're not all porn writers I swear!
Bloxmon 2470 you sure?
lol
100% sure.
"Bajoo Kazoo." I can't shake the feeling that's supposed to be a Banjo-Kazooie reference.
I wasn't sure what this was gonna be, but after watching it, I'm glad I saw it live, this was one of my favorite parts XD
Love the Kirby's Epic Yarn music in the beginning! It's so cute!
Thank god this was archived. I've been watching the streams on and off. This was one segment I really wanted to watch. Alright, time to back away from the comment section so I don't get spoiled.
Like last year's DnD, this is (unfortunately) one of those segments that you just had to have watched live. The chat going nuts as you just sit back and watch the chaos ensue live was such a damn good highlight.
@@PyraXadon You are totally right. Watching live is a different experience. I watched most of last year's Colosseum live, but this year I wasn't able to watch half the streams. Having the archives up on the TRG channel is a blessing for people like me who couldn't watch live.
Brazzer? Y’all were one letter off from getting Jon’s Twitch channel banned lmao
Thats the joke because its Tyler
My new favorite segment.
Alot of the people that I thought would be better at this aren't, yet we have amazing ones from some that I really got caught off guard by, like Jack and Carlos. Of course, I expected that level of entertainment from Tim, Tyler, Stephen and Tom.
Tim's story broke Tom. By the end he just couldn't even take it anymore.
Why is Emile pointing the spray bottle at him self and saying Persona literally the funniest thing I've seen
What a fantastic improv game
oh boy
13 min in and i have a headache
and nearly choked while laughing my ass off
i hope i can attend the next colosseum live
UPDATE: 23min in i died right there
This was probably the most I've laughed in a long time, such an amazing part of the colosseum
I am slightly surprised that all of the comments so far aren't saying...DAMN!
Jacob Samanie Chat ate that up every time Devin said it so, yeah, surprised there’s as few DAMN’s as there are.
@@Rexaura888 I was dying of laughter when I saw it happen live. I wasn't expecting that from him, but I still love it XD
I’ve been looking forward to this!
D a m n .
DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar? No.
DAMN. by Marriland? Yes.
He gives those now
But he will not give a FU-
*this comment has been censored*
My interpretation of Tom’s story is after Angie was dumped, she went off to marry the pheasant
DAMN.
This was soooooo much fun live and watching it again makes me laugh just as hard.
I think I'm having trouble breathing now from the shenanigans here.
This seems so fun! I really want to play it now.
Okay this is amazing music for this. Thank you Sound Design
Honestly one of the best parts of the stream. I was laughing throughout the whole thing
When it comes to storytelling Masae and Tim are the best XD
A well spent $25 to charity.
bc2014 Which prompt was yours, or are you just commenting about the cause in general?
@@Rexaura888 I submitted the forehead branding one.
Jules character sounds like the reason why we got the Eighteenth Amendment for so long before it was repealed.
Also DAMN.
DAMN
2:50 damn it tom
I have never seen Tyler's face, and if i may say, "Holy Crap! He is one hot man" that is all,
I absolutely loved this segment. Fucking hilarious! Tim's story was the best way to end it.
So Supermarket had access to Ye Olde Internete...
Shoutout to Emile spraying the others when they should be spraying him bc rather than incorporating their interjections into his story he tells them they're wrong
53:11 Well, here's some proof feelings are pretty difficult to hide.
1:32:47 I have no words
What's even funnier about it is that the other guys were laughing too hard to challenge Tim, so Tim challenged himself, followed up by Tom agreeing with his answer.
YEAAHHHH GRANDPA STEPHEN
3:48 Oh yeah I forgot someone donated with a Paul Gasgoine reference and no one except me and the guy who donated got it.
Josh got crapped on that whole weekend. Poor guy, between this and him becoming the scapegoat for the frames dropping (dammit peggy, we know it was you)...
“PHEASANT. PHEASANT. PHEASANT. PHEASANT. PHEASANT.”
I haven't watched this live, and this comment is before watching the video, so I wonder what's in *store-y* for this.
Ba dump baaaa
I loved this
Also, Marriland being sprayed was totally unjustified, since sliced bread wasn't invented until 1928.
Thomas Joosten Buddy, this is a game set in the 18th Century where the internet, the concept of Hot Ones, and the Metal genre of music existed, the mosh pit was invented and Wich Wich was founded, and people are already out in West riding locomotives, and the invention of sliced bread is the one thing that you call out as being factually incorrect? That’s the line in the sand that was crossed?
@@Rexaura888 Honestly, I just found it ironic how he said "I'm the history teacher here" and he said all kinds of other things that were pretty accurate. Nothing crossed the line for me at all, but the situation around it was so different compared to that thing that it caused me -- and many in chat at that point -- to look up the year sliced bread was invented. My comment was more meant as a joke, nothing more.
Thomas Joosten I mean I figured you were joking. I was going to follow up with an “OK, just checking”.
But since we’re talking what went on, chat was questioning just about everything out of place for the setting, but I think the ironic thing about Emile calling himself a history teacher was that most of he stories about his narcolepsy or falling asleep in class because he had a hard time going to sleep at normal hours was as I recall during history class. He’s also the one Guy who grew up on the philosophy of “a D is passing”.
Honestly, his getting the era of sliced bread invention wrong (seriously, Ancient Egypt? They invented many things; sliced bread ain’t one of them) didn’t bother me so much because I was more impressed at how much he got right with revealing historical facts and events.
@@Rexaura888 Yeah, exactly. That's what made this stick out like a badly-sliced bread. A whole lot of things were obscure actual facts, and pretty accurate, but this was _way_ off, which made it very funny to point out in my opinion.
18 century would be around 1900s and they weren’t really worried about history wise, but when you start bringing current technology into it that’s when you’re in trouble.
Four bytes per month? That's the way our internet was three years ago! Now we get a whole SIX!
We don't get to see tim be a character much. It's nice to see him get some time to shine
These guys should write a book. Or series.
Persona
22:26: Lord Dona'tor x the Lady of the Lake
someone please animate these stories
YES!!! Especially Tim’s!!
1:20:35 - 1:21:40 I can come up with *so many* challenges for this moment in Carlos' story, but I'd be here all day. So here are 4 of the challenges :
1) As Carlos said, the bread was stale. if the guy were try and bend it, it wouldn't budge unless he put force behind it, causing the bread to break into 2 stale halves. How did he bend the bread? Even if it wasn't stale, bending the bread wouldn't hold shape and instead would break into 2 halves.
2) toasting stale bread wouldn't soften the bread, it would just make it even harder to bend. Also, how did the board member get the butter and seasonings in the middle of the bread if he didn't cut it?
3) As I recall, Boomerangs were made in Australia, not France. So you're telling me somehow this member of the French Revolution had enough time to sail to Australia, learn how to make a boomerang, and come back for this occasion during a war?
4) unless this guy had a really good aim or was at close range, there's no way he'd be able to hit Yohan with the bread. Even if he did hit him, Yohan, given where he was on the ladder, would've been mildly annoyed and carried on his way up.
the Westcouch "Daaaaamn" is the greatest thing
Tim's felt like it was a real story
Takomaster87 Because it partly was. Also because he really wasn’t playing a character so much as he was being himself.
I liked Jack's story the best
Let us never forget the time Dan was Kellamed.
DAMN!
1:29:25 A bookmark for me. This is the best part of the segment. ^_^
Welp, I'm playing this with my friends.
So the first group is a refined British Pub
The second group is a Western Saloon
And the third group is just random people in a generic bar
Genius.
Now the question is: Between Tom, Masae, and Tim, who won overall?
Gunarm Dyne Too bad they didn’t put that up to a straw poll vote, but they were running short on time.
My favorite over all was Jacks story
Jules
when you are bored and you have no wifi
Devin: "Now, hold on. How did you move after you got the glue on ye?"
Masae: "LIKE AN INCHWORM."
Devin: "DAMN."
Masae: "YEAH." _sprays Devin_
"Metal doesn't sell out stadiums".
Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest have sold out stadiums multiple times sir they're more Thrash and Speed Metal but they're still metal.
@Ethan Morgan reading comprehension must not be one of your strong points. My comment says they're Thrash and Speed metal but they're still metal.