In this turn, could you imagine Cena getting so disillusioned with the ways of the West that he refuses to speak English anymore, and decides to do all his promos in Chinese? Not only that, he has a Chinese manager with him, who then translates all his promos back into English for the audience
@@longdragon9499 Even heel wrestlers get cheered from crowd sometimes not. As loud as people who boo them but that doesn't mean majority of people like them.
Lmao I'm half Vietnamese / half Chinese and the way John Cena bows and does the moves is just so damn correct, as how a Chinese martial art fighter would do 🤣🤣🤣
it would work so well too, they could have him only speak in chinese and have a translator at his side. maybe he could start his own faction of CCP sympathizers
@@outis439-A its a heel character dude, this is supposed to play off the fact that cena apologized to china for saying taiwan is a country and all the memes about him
I am from Louisville, and I know for a fact that after every weekly OVW TV taping in Southern Indiana between 2000 and 2002, Xina would meet with secret Chinese representatives in an isolated corner of town to go over the plans for 20 years later. He went under the ring name “Prototype” for a reason. Also, that happened between 2000 and 2002 because nothing ever happened in 1989.
Being a accompanied to the ring by Henry Kissinger and weighing 238 pounds he is the master of Uyghur Slam he is the Undisputed Social Credit Champion John Xina
If wwe had the same gall they did in the 00s, that whole thing of Cena denying Taiwan and all that, would've been a storyline. Cause they kept NOTHING away from storylines.
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Zhong Xina’s moves: Great leap forward, Knuckle Sickle, and Cultural Adjustment.
LOLLL
Tiananmen Bomb
Great Leap Forward would be a cool name for a top rope splash.
Physical Re-education
lol goddamn lol
Almost perfect. You should have included John's favorite move:
*YOU CAN'T SEE TAIWAN AS COUNTRY*
The 5 words/moves of doom:
_"Taiwan is not a country"_
*You can see what happened at tiananmen square!*
What's Taiwan I've actually never heard of that, like is it a small city or town in China?
And his finisher, F....U..... S.A.
Social credit +100000000000
Don't forget some of his catchphrases:
"Hustle, loyalty, respect...to China." and "Mandarin life."
"Never give up (China's absolute sovereignty over Hong Kong)"
Mass starvation, loyalty to the government, communism!
you forgot "BIng Chilling"
china gang
XI NATION
In this turn, could you imagine Cena getting so disillusioned with the ways of the West that he refuses to speak English anymore, and decides to do all his promos in Chinese? Not only that, he has a Chinese manager with him, who then translates all his promos back into English for the audience
That's a good idea if he ever decided to turn heel.
Then bring back jimmy wang yang as a baby face pro american.
Cena attacks him for being a traitor american loving chinese.
A chinese weeb basically
should also squint all the time
Sounds like that one south park character
I approve
Zhe wok Zhong son is better than you
Zuan Cxina
Is better than you
John Cena: Zhong awakenings
zhong xina my social credit score is low please spare me glory to the ccp and super idol is best song please spare some credits I dont want to die
Me too
"Always Give In" - John Xina
Always receive down
"You can see me"
It would still be "Never Give Up" but the little cartoon of himself would be a socialist realism style scene where he's leading a march of workers.
😂 lmaoooo
I’m dead Lmaoooo
I like how he bowed and the boos got louder.
John Cena ❌
Zhong Xhina ✔️
CCP supremacist
I heard its ghong Xina
F.U... SA. LOL!
Social credit +500 ✅️😁
+ 6000 social credit
This would be the greatest and funniest heel turn in the history of professional wrestling
00's vince would absolutely do this lmao
@@Adizero2 Too bad Vince just don't got it anymore.
@@SirDankleberry His probably got it, just surrounded by to many Russo's
Would remind me of Sgt. Slaughter turning heel and becoming an "Iraqi" sergeant
@@sneakysnake7695 He did that during the gulf war vince used to be so psycho
I love how hard the crowd is booing him. This would be a huge heel turn.
A natural heel turn? Nah creative are too braindead to take advantage of such heat.
Imagine that, WWE might actually become interesting again
Why do I see the crowd cheer him instead? Look at when he came close to the audience at 0:40
@@longdragon9499 some did cheer but in the ring, he got booed bad. That's that Face Roman Reigns Heat.
@@longdragon9499 Even heel wrestlers get cheered from crowd sometimes not. As loud as people who boo them but that doesn't mean majority of people like them.
0:51 I love how this scene of his entrance to the square goes along so perfectly with the music
The entrance was amazing. Arm out like Mao, Shirt like Mao. He is Maohn Zena
WWE ratings would either skyrocket or terribly drop if this happens
What do they have to lose?
It will go high because of the memes and being hype
It'll skyrocket to Neptune because he will be the ultimate heel. What's more heel ish than your hero jumping ship and representing CHINA?!
The ratings are already in the dumps lol
I haven’t watched since 08 so if he did this I would start again lol
If WWE actually leaned into it this hard I’d prolly start watching again tbh
U will love this then xD
th-cam.com/video/MZtH3dgwGUs/w-d-xo.html
i haven't watched in roughly 4 years now and you know what, SAME lol
Rare video of John Cena speaking to Xi Jiping: th-cam.com/video/W9QVQvGSsKI/w-d-xo.html
Have not watched in 11 years now
same. and I never had watched in the first place.
I love that despite the sound of the crowd booing like crazy, this song is just vibing
The social credit score is strong with this one.
*" Don't trust Sun Tzu , Man's tweakin' "*
---- _Zhong Xina , (The Art of Invi _*_XI_*_ bility)_
What means "tweakin" ?
@@alneri8327 Meth head/Speed freak, basically someone whos losing their shit whilst on crystal.
Hahahahahahaha
Man's buggin
Bruh
This heel turn is the only one that could eclipse Hogan’s NWO heel turn.
brother
I would pay to see that. More trash thrown in the ring than the WCW day's. Or ECW for that matter.
@@eaglewarrior8707 Though it depends on the location. If the show's in California or Austin or any other commie hub, he might even be cheered hahah
@@UBL-ze1ny what about chicago
@@UBL-ze1ny I don't think you know what communism is.
Lmao I'm half Vietnamese / half Chinese and the way John Cena bows and does the moves is just so damn correct, as how a Chinese martial art fighter would do 🤣🤣🤣
Excuse me his name is John Xina
I’m gonna go and watch my Stephan Chow Movies again
@@solame4983 zhong xhina ✅
No u aren't 💀
You mean bowing like Japanese fighters do? Chinese fighters do things differently
Just a glimpse of this marvelous master piece raised my social credit by 50% . Jai Zhong xina
Never give up... Unless you're from the Taipei Rogue Province, in which case you should surrender immediately.
Based
😂😂😂
😂
I would kill to watch John Cena come back to WWE as Gong Xina and be a heel who fights on behalf of China
*Zhong Xina
Gong xina😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He'll be like Sgt. Slaughter when he became an Iraqi sympathizer in the early 1990s
@@TheGameCube64Guy But beleavable.
they do not fight in wwe. they slam dance until they tear a quad
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect to the Great Leader
You just know this man has like 9999+ Social Credit just by how he walked into the room
Thank John, very _Bing Chilling._ 👌
Gunter please :)
LÔL
Lmfaoo
*Zhong
Cena should really do this. :P It'd be funny and honest at the same time.
he doesn't wrestler anymore
@@beefravioli9386 he doesn't wrestler anymore
@@beefravioli9386 he doesn't wrestler any more
You can’t xi him anymore
@@beefravioli9386 he never wrestled in the first place. It's called wrasslin
His signature move, the human torture
If he really did this, it would be legendary.
Nice John xina 15+ social credit
If you can put Mao's hair than this would be more than perfect
Xina got that 1949 mao fade 🥶😳😩
Unfortunately you can't change the characters hair in this game. Which obviously does not suck at all :(
This would EASILY be the greatest heel turn in the history of the business
imagine if john cena actually embraced this and started doing matches as 'the bad guy'
Why would this make him a bad guy?
@@antoniovasquez9946 because America 🇺🇸
The most accurate heel turn in WWE History.
This would be Vince's twisted way of giving us a heel Cena.
it would work so well too, they could have him only speak in chinese and have a translator at his side. maybe he could start his own faction of CCP sympathizers
@@excaliberdg1153 If they actually did this, then WWE would be good... sadly we don't live in such a world :(
@@excaliberdg1153 doesn’t really make sense though. Like we know it’s John Cena so he speaks english.
@@outis439-A its a heel character dude, this is supposed to play off the fact that cena apologized to china for saying taiwan is a country and all the memes about him
Supporting Chinese unification is a good thing
I love his catchphrase "Taiwan? I cant see you!!!"
0:24 The Kamehameha pose really brings the whole thing together lmfao
"I love all the Chinese people, including the communists and overly strict parents".
I love China minus the CCP
that last part lol
The parents part LMAOOOOO
@@beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187 I hate China minus the CCP
@@LOrco_ ok edgelord
This feels like the "alternate" version of Super Man from the USSR, except it's actually our reality lol
I didn't know Stalin was a wrestler!
Get it? He's a man of steel. Much like the superman.
Lmao
Someone in the comment replies really said his signature move is the great leap forward
the "please don't try this at home" sign at the end can't be more well-timed
“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” - Sun Tzu
No! It was Harvey Dent who said this. 2 face, like Xiong Xina
As another poster here said:
" Don't trust Sun Tzu , Man's tweakin' "
---- Zhong Xina , (The Art of Invi XI bility)
This is my new favorite reply section in TH-cam
“Pee is stored in the balls” -Sun Tzu
This would honestly be the best heel turn ever lol
vs Jack Swagger. The all American xd
Ya man please someone send this to WWE lol
Parents : "The internet is a scary place."
The internet :
A grateful national thanks you for your service, John Xina. Your social credit score has increased by 10 points.
I am from Louisville, and I know for a fact that after every weekly OVW TV taping in Southern Indiana between 2000 and 2002, Xina would meet with secret Chinese representatives in an isolated corner of town to go over the plans for 20 years later. He went under the ring name “Prototype” for a reason.
Also, that happened between 2000 and 2002 because nothing ever happened in 1989.
Very creative post, take your upvote.
+5,000 social credits👍
I know for a fact Americans eat garbage everyday and they still think those nasty disgusting food is delicious 🤮🤮🤮
John xina and the WWE would actually be entertaining if he came back and went with this angle
John Cena - I Can't See Yu
Mao Zedong: " we have John Xina at home "
Xina says always respect authority
If he did this in real life I'd spit my drink out.
Kung Fu hustle, loyalty and respect
Love to see Xuan Xi Na back in the ring!
If this happened, it'd give WWE the resurgence its looking for
Bing Chilling.
Eh, bing chilling! 😂
When you come back from after one semester studying abroad:
Now there goes a man DRIPPING with Social Credits we could only aspire to!
Being a accompanied to the ring by Henry Kissinger and weighing 238 pounds he is the master of Uyghur Slam he is the Undisputed Social Credit Champion John Xina
The heel turn we didnt expect, but hell do we love it.
Justin Fever r u racist bro
Certified Bing Chilling classic❤
I love it when he does his Tianamen Square move: he pulls out a gun, shoots the contestant but denies it for the rest of the match.
Lao gan ma! You can't XI me!
imagine if he actually did this gimmick lmao!
Wwe gonna rise again
He only agreed to this so he could raise his social credit after absolutely destroying it from saying Taiwan is a country. Gotta respect the grind.
If wwe had the same gall they did in the 00s, that whole thing of Cena denying Taiwan and all that, would've been a storyline. Cause they kept NOTHING away from storylines.
Jerry lawler was the equivalent of Benny hill … and we don’t even talk about Benny hill anymore lol 😂
getting strong bing chilling vibes rn
"bing chilling"
-john xina, the art of social credit
John "Bing Chilling" Xena
Music and clothes :Chinese
The announcer: "From Masachusets"
This is gonna blow up hopefully
Its copying a different video
That entrance he made into the ring with a shoulder roll was smooth asf
lol
i love how after he says John Cena the song kicks in again
"Inaction, disloyalty, disrespect." - Zhong Xina
🤣🤣
This is legit certified bing chilling moment
Certified bing chilling moment
LMAOO
Xian Xinha fans automatically get +1,000,000 boost to social credit score.
Missed an opportunity to call him "Chan Xina".
After seeing him speak mandorine this is to perfect
John cena : You can´t see me
Zhong Xina : We can see you
makes it so much better that I got a Genshin Impact ad for this video
This is pure gold. I can't get enough of that screeching Chinese music in the background
This is the secret John Xina red skin that you unlock on the Chinese version of WWE 2K19 if you achieve a social credit score of 10 million
Amazing
The crowd booing is too good. lol
Thank you for reminding why I love YT and the comment section
They need to have a fight scene of him and the Wok
My time is up his time is now. You can't see me because I bow to Mao.
John xina does not exist
John xina:
Thanks for making this. I am proud for my country.
John Cena got so pumped off the announcer calling his name that he tried throwing a hadouken lmao.
Greatest heel turn of all time.
Zhon Xina, my favourite wrestler
(looks down and waves his hand in front of his face) "Nothing happened in Tiananmen Square!"
i can feel the power of social credits flowing through the blood in my veins.
This would be the best thing to happen in WWE in like, forever..
Hence it would never happen.
Hustle your own county...
Loyalty to the Chinese government...
And Respect the Yuan!
New Finisher unlocked : Cultural Adjustment
That's better than his normal entrance❤
Lol this is gonna be famous after years . Good content
The heel turn everybody was waiting for.
Oh they're all shenjing-BING, im just CHILLING