Jason Kelce nerds out sorting NFL players into their Hogwarts houses
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2023
- We got an incredible ask from one of our listeners to sort NFL players into their Hogwarts houses and lucky for you guys Jason is a full blown "Potterhead."
Watch to see who ends up in Gryffindor, if anyone knows what a Hufflepuff is, and which NFL coach might be a Jerry Jones Horcrux.
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Big takeaway from this: Travis is a Hufflepuff. 1000%
Facts
Absolutely!
Love Travis... comment is so true.
Electric 🤙
hahhahhahhhaha.OMG. That is gold.
Jason Garrett being a Horcrux of Jerry Jones is one of the funniest things I've ever heard lmao.
Funniest line by far 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Travis's non-stop laughing through the horcrux description made it even better,
jason calling hermione “her-me-own” 😭😂
So freaking funny
@@keekers19That's what I called her until I watched the first movie and realized I'd been saying it wrong.
It was like Viktor Krum trying to say hermione LMAO
That means he actually read the books and didn’t watch the movies so he is a true fan.
I was looking for this comment😂
“We can’t put everyone in Gryffindor, Jason!!” Lol loved this segment
The Hufflepuff disrespect is uncalled for 😆
Always is
RIGHT!?
Seriously! Hufflepuff represent!!
For real 😂 leave us alone
he literally said it's still a respected house, why you crying 😅
I’ve never loved Jason and Trav’s dynamic more than as Potterhead vs. Confused 😂
"Harry was in theeeee magic house" was hysterical
Mahomes is a Hufflepuff FOR SURE. He’s like Cedric Diggory
I’d agree with you, but then you see him angry or playing with a high ankle sprain and you immediately say Griffindor
For me? Travis is Hufflepuff
Don't you dare say Mahomes is a character that dies
Mahomes is 100% gryffindor. Brave, a leader, hardworking, smart, kind, loyal to KC.
@@haleigh11loyalty is a hufflepuff quality
Saying Jason Garrett is a horcrux of jerry jones is one of the funniest things ever said
No wonder he kept his job so long 😂😂😂😂😂
Its so true
im fucking dying
Brilliant
The look on Travis’s face when he learned Harry Potter was not part of Disney LOL 😂
As he Travis listens to horcruxes explained, The way his laugh is visibly building up is priceless 😭
It's like the timer in 22 Jump Street where Channing Tatum is putting togheter the fact that Jonah Hill slept with Ice Cube's daughter
as a diehard Harry Potter fan and a slytherin, i normally defend the reputation. but GOD DAMN Jasons descriptions of the houses got me dying. Best way to quickly describe hahah
How would you say ? Like quickly
Gryffindor is Daring and Chivalry
Element is Fire
Hufflepuff is Hardwork and Loyalty
Element is Earth
Ravenclaw is Wit and Learning
Element is Wind/Air
Slytherin is Cunning and Ambition
Element is Water
I'd replace chivalry with Courage. That's always what you'll see first in descriptions of Gryffindor
Hufflepuffs are the rejects from the other 3 houses
@@barrymckockinner9292 Hufflepuff's are actually hardworking and loyal if Cedric Diggory is anyone to compare.
He was the best Hufflepuff.
Hufflepuffs are like ppl who are really nice to everyone and not so serious.
Wonder if Jason's seen avatar. Ask which element a player would bend
Travis is definitely a hufflepuff I mean he’s even wearing their house colors in this video 😅
Always knew Jason was my kind of guy. Athletic, yet nerdy and refined 😆
hes even a band geek lol
Coming from Jason explaining Twilight to this is incredible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he knows his 💩 too!
"The AP house." 😂😂😂
Jason: If you're a QB you're either Gryffindor or Slytherin
Kirk Cousins appears
Jason: Ravenclaw, dude's smart
He's Slythering for sure
Ravenclaw QBs are Fitzpatrick and Alex Smith, dudes who has high wonderlic scores.
Josh Allen is Hufflepuff though. In the very best ways, obviously.
I would’ve put Kirk in Hufflepuff. Dude just doesn’t know who he is and is goofy af 😂
Feel like all qbs are ravenclaw, they be studying all day everywhere.
Travis’s slow realization as to what a horcrux is and laughing hysterically keeps me coming back to this
This man called Jason Garrett a horcrux. Hilarious and accurate 😭
TK is Hufflepuffing his way through that segment
Super impressed with Jason Spitting out Harry Potter facts like it's his job.. He definitely isn't lying about jerry jones because he is absolutely slithering🐍
Trav and Mahomes are both Hufflepuffs. And I love it! 😂
To quote Dumbledore: What the *hell* is a Hufflepuff?
I disagree with Jason. I think a lot of QBs could be Ravenclaw. The studying, the work ethic, the general vast knowledge of the game...
And with THIS episode my love for the Kelce Brothers have in fact reached NEW HEIGHTS!!! Jason is everything!!!! Trav is a mess!!!!! I love it here!!!!
"It's not all called Disney World?" That line killed me
You can tell which of the brothers read books as a child. 😂 You'd at least thought that Travis watched the movies. I hope Taylor sits him down some weekend and has him watch them all.
You do know they’re both too old to have read more than maybe the first couple of books. And too old for most of the movies. It’s CHILDREN books.
@kristiwasserman2303 doesnt sound like you read the Harry Potter books? As they are for EVERYONE
@@kristiwasserman2303 I'm late to this, but they are not. Travis is a year older than me, so he would have been 9 when the first book came out, and Jason would have been 11. Meaning that they would definitely not have been too old for all of the books (and, like, why are you gatekeeping books?). Those were huge chapter books and much darker than the films.
I think I saw a video that Travis has dyslexia? Maybe why he chose not to read the books
I love reading and it’s not my cup of tea. I don’t think someone’s intelligence is measured by knowledge about Harry Potter books/movies
Jason Kelce is a great example of sports & nerd combined! He is my people!
“Harry, Ron, Hermy-own” 🤣
"Anyone on the Cowboys is Slytherin." - Jason Kelce. (Future HOF NFL player)
And he nailed it. F*** Dallas!
Nailed. It.
Facts.
@@snobbygyrl07 false
@@MRGooodwineTV anyone on the cowboys is slytherin and fuck Dallas. Both accurate. You don't dictate my opinion. Foh.
Facts !!
as a hufflepuff, i am devastated and disappointed in the description of the houses 🤣😩
Jason Garrett being a Horcrux had me on the FLOOR! 🤣🤣🤣
Have you seen the way Kirk’s wife dresses him? He is the definition of a Hufflepuff!
He's a good selfless teammate so it makes sense. So does ravenclaw though
yall dudes in the comments got me rollin on the floor
Pat is definitely a hufflepuff
cap
Agree 100%
That's what I was thinking. I've only seen the movies so my Harry Potter knowledge isn't the greatest but I always assumed Hufflepuff were like gentle nerdy souls that stayed out of the Hogwarts politics.
Nah he might be a raven claw low key
I was thinking Hufflepuff and Gryffindor for real.
travis is such a himbo i need him to watch and review harry potter and twilight so bad
As a cowboys fan I can’t stop laughing what y’all said about Jerry and Jason 😂😂
7:50 the Jerry Jones slander is so accurate that I cannot even breathe!!!! Jason fuccn nailed it.
I promise you, Jason putting Aaron Rodgers in Slytherin is why he got sassy and bitter and called Travis "Mr. Pfizer" lol. He seems like the type to keep receipts lol.
I would love for this conspiracy theory to become wide spread bc I love it
That definitely tracks lol
I'm definitely going with this theory😂😂😂
Also, Aaron has a crush on Taylor Swift. He's jealous.
Trav is hufflepuff!! Even sporting the colors! 😂
Everyone's favorite Magical trio Harry, Ron, and Hermeo!
🪄Avadacadabra!⚡😂
Oh man Jason Garett being Jerry Jones’ horcrux is hilarious and spot on 😂
Hufflepuff is Hard-work and Loyalty! Cedric, Nymphadora, and Newt! Damn...the disrespect. And Travis is not one of us...he is a muggle. A muggle oblivious to the wizarding world.
Belechek Slytherin all damn day! Tom Brady is there with him! Jerry Jones is Voldemort!
Hilarious how hurt Travis looked when his brother almost put Mahomes in Slytherin
Jason you gotta tell Travis about Quidditch
Jerry Jones got horcruxes scattered across America with Jason Garrett being one of them is on POINT! 😂😂😂😂😂
I would pay so much money for a series of videos of these two watching the harry potter movies together.
Please add a segment where Jason explains movies to Travis. This plus Twilight is life!
Rodgers is for sure in slytherin 😂
Travis Kelce is as Hufflepuff as they come and I need him to know that
God I would pay money for an afternoon spent educating Trav on Hogwarts
That's a Slytherin move
I choked on my sandwich when he said that 💀😆
Alright. Lesson here is they need to watch the movies together and Travis has to give his reactions. He needs to get on Jason's level here 😂
Travis, a Horcrux is the Chiefs flag buried under Raiders new stadium! PERFECT example, right Jason?
“All the leftover kids go to Hufflepuff…” 😂
As a cowboys fan the shit Jason said about Jerry was hilarious it had me rolling lmao. Especially the comment about Jason Garrett being a Horcrux
I wonder if these 2 brothers realise how funny they are together..? 😂😂 I'm totally hooked on New Heights, no surprise they won podcast of the year! 🌟🌟🌟🏆🏅
I’m amazed to know Jason’s knowledge of this book series!
Travis reaction is the absolute best.
This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂 My face cramped during the horcrux revelation
Lmao he said Jason Garrett is a horcrux
This was a clip I didn’t know I needed.
Jason what house is Harry in? Travis a magic house 😆 I love these guys. This podcast is pure gold as a Ravens fan y'all are the best 😎
Love the Podcasts!! Keep them coming!!!😊❤
I love Jason he's fantastic.
Jason: how does Travis survive without you?
my thoughts exactly 😅
Much brotherly dynamics comes through on this segment
jason garrett horcrux LMAO
This is one of my favorite things I’ve seen. Hands down. Classic.
I know this one is old BUT Travis is so air headed!! I love it! And Jason…. u had them correct except when you couldn’t bring yourself to put a couple who should have gone n Hufflepuff. 😂😂
The way Jason pronounced hermione… that is how I thought it was when I read the book 😂😂 I was so confused when I saw the movie
Bill Belichick is the Snape of the NFL for sure
One of my fave episode and guest!!! Not an Eagles or Chiefs fan but can totally appreciate the Kelce brothers and now Jordan!!
“death eaters are a big team” LMAOOO JASON
I adore this podcast😂😂😂 so funny and good vibes
omggg this is HILARIOUS. The confidence Jason uses to describe Horcruxes and Jerry Jones... hahahaha
As a Hufflepuff, I will say Jason is also a Hufflepuff Gryffindor are big show-offs who act first and think later yes they their brave but Jason my man you are a harder worker who won't stop trying till you get there. you are very loyal and true. hufflepuff is all about putting that hard work in and feeling like hard work and effort that goes off his guts. is your man and not a Daring show-off who will fight every battle because he lets his emotions guide him. That is Travis. A Gryffindor is a person who follows their Emotions. A Hufflepuff follows their guts. Ravenclaw follows their brain. Slytherin follows their
desire.
I normally hate reality TV. But I would watch a reality show of these two and their family.
Travis is absolutely right about Russ being a Hufflepuff
The Jerry Jones take was hilarious! 😂😂😂
i just can't get over Jason mispronouncing Hermione's name w such confidence too LOL
Books vs movies. I'm assuming Jason was a reader.
@@hilzabub maybe it was a book 4 Krum reference
Hufflepuffs are so nice and chill, so I feel like that fits Jason!
I love you so much, Jason. 😂 You are such a nerd and I'm here for it.
Jason and Travis gotta be the coolest NFL players
Yay, Jason! I agree. Ccowboys & Jerry Jones are definitely "Slitherin"!!!!!!! All day long!!!!
I love this segment.
1:57 "All the leftover kids" has me ROLLING. And the saddest part is, I know what determines your house - it's your personality.
Gryffindor are strong and cocky.
Slytherin are cunning and deceitful.
Hufflepuff are relaxed and carefree.
Ravenclaw are the gigantic fucking nerds.
Found the Hufflepuff.
Brave, cunning, loyal, smart
@@dominikgose2609brave, cunning, irrelevant, intelligent.
Travis was allowed ONE red flag. This is the only one!!! Hahahaha
Love love love how Jason describes the houses!
Jason Kelce: Slytherin
Travis Kelce: Hufflepuff
Patrick Mahomes: Ravenclaw
Joe Burrow: Slytherin
Russel Wilson: Hufflepuff
Jimmy G: Hufflepuff
Additional people:
Andy “big red” Reid: Ravenclaw
Tom Brady: Slytherin
Peyton Manning: Gryffindor
You guys are my favorite football brothers
My take away, Travis needs to read more. I didn't start reading the Harry Potter books till I was in my thirties, he can start
Trav is definitely a Gryffindor. He’s the missing triplet from Fred and George
Jason explaining the sorting exactly like Dumbledore in A Very Potter Musical 😂😂😂😂
I didn’t think Jason could top the Twilight series until I watched this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Intern Brandon laughing in the background just adds to the whole nuttiness of this…lol 😎 And Travis making his nerd face when this kicks off is hilarious…
Travis: "Brandon Graham is not Slytherin? What? With all the sh*t he talks?"
Turns out Travis does know the Harry Potter houses 🤣🤣
Jason is the soul ❤of this show.
Love this so much
Now you need to make Travis watch all of the movies and react. 😂😂
things that made me laugh out loud:
1. Her-me-own
2. The magic house
3. Out-leer