as a diehard Harry Potter fan and a slytherin, i normally defend the reputation. but GOD DAMN Jasons descriptions of the houses got me dying. Best way to quickly describe hahah
Gryffindor is Daring and Chivalry Element is Fire Hufflepuff is Hardwork and Loyalty Element is Earth Ravenclaw is Wit and Learning Element is Wind/Air Slytherin is Cunning and Ambition Element is Water
Super impressed with Jason Spitting out Harry Potter facts like it's his job.. He definitely isn't lying about jerry jones because he is absolutely slithering🐍
And with THIS episode my love for the Kelce Brothers have in fact reached NEW HEIGHTS!!! Jason is everything!!!! Trav is a mess!!!!! I love it here!!!!
I promise you, Jason putting Aaron Rodgers in Slytherin is why he got sassy and bitter and called Travis "Mr. Pfizer" lol. He seems like the type to keep receipts lol.
You can tell which of the brothers read books as a child. 😂 You'd at least thought that Travis watched the movies. I hope Taylor sits him down some weekend and has him watch them all.
@@kristiwasserman2303 I'm late to this, but they are not. Travis is a year older than me, so he would have been 9 when the first book came out, and Jason would have been 11. Meaning that they would definitely not have been too old for all of the books (and, like, why are you gatekeeping books?). Those were huge chapter books and much darker than the films.
I wonder if these 2 brothers realise how funny they are together..? 😂😂 I'm totally hooked on New Heights, no surprise they won podcast of the year! 🌟🌟🌟🏆🏅
Hufflepuff is Hard-work and Loyalty! Cedric, Nymphadora, and Newt! Damn...the disrespect. And Travis is not one of us...he is a muggle. A muggle oblivious to the wizarding world.
That's what I was thinking. I've only seen the movies so my Harry Potter knowledge isn't the greatest but I always assumed Hufflepuff were like gentle nerdy souls that stayed out of the Hogwarts politics.
As a Harry Potter fan and football fan this hurt. Gryffindor: bravery, ambitious, loyal, and daring, Ravenclaw: creative, wisdom, witty , Slytherin not all bad: cunning, ambitious, and resourceful. As a Hufflepuff I based best house. We are not weak we value loyalty, hard work, patience, and justice. Just because you have some traits doesn’t mean the house is good or bad, really depends person to person.
That’s because neither one of them knows what they’re talking about. Even Jason that half knows it just says slytherin bad gryffindor good. Then, QBs have to be one or the other. But Kirk is smart, so Ravenclaw. Yet QBs are supposed to be the smartest player. This is cringe.
1:57 "All the leftover kids" has me ROLLING. And the saddest part is, I know what determines your house - it's your personality. Gryffindor are strong and cocky. Slytherin are cunning and deceitful. Hufflepuff are relaxed and carefree. Ravenclaw are the gigantic fucking nerds.
I know this one is old BUT Travis is so air headed!! I love it! And Jason…. u had them correct except when you couldn’t bring yourself to put a couple who should have gone n Hufflepuff. 😂😂
As a Hufflepuff, I will say Jason is also a Hufflepuff Gryffindor are big show-offs who act first and think later yes they their brave but Jason my man you are a harder worker who won't stop trying till you get there. you are very loyal and true. hufflepuff is all about putting that hard work in and feeling like hard work and effort that goes off his guts. is your man and not a Daring show-off who will fight every battle because he lets his emotions guide him. That is Travis. A Gryffindor is a person who follows their Emotions. A Hufflepuff follows their guts. Ravenclaw follows their brain. Slytherin follows their desire.
Love love love how Jason describes the houses! Jason Kelce: Slytherin Travis Kelce: Hufflepuff Patrick Mahomes: Ravenclaw Joe Burrow: Slytherin Russel Wilson: Hufflepuff Jimmy G: Hufflepuff Additional people: Andy “big red” Reid: Ravenclaw Tom Brady: Slytherin Peyton Manning: Gryffindor
Intern Brandon laughing in the background just adds to the whole nuttiness of this…lol 😎 And Travis making his nerd face when this kicks off is hilarious…
So a little bit a nerdy perspective on the houses. Gryffindor's are know for their Bravery, Courage and Chivalry Slytherins are known for being Cunning,Resourceful and Ambitious. They do get a bad rap for producing a lot of dark wizards. However they've certainly produced alot of good wizards such as Snape and Merlin . Ravenclaws are known for indeed their Intelligence, Wit and Charm. Also are know for being quite eccentric. Hufflepuffs are known for their Loyalty, Compassion,Patience and are Very Hard Working.
Jason Garrett being a Horcrux of Jerry Jones is one of the funniest things I've ever heard lmao.
Funniest line by far 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Travis's non-stop laughing through the horcrux description made it even better,
Big takeaway from this: Travis is a Hufflepuff. 1000%
Facts
Absolutely!
Love Travis... comment is so true.
Electric 🤙
hahhahhahhhaha.OMG. That is gold.
jason calling hermione “her-me-own” 😭😂
So freaking funny
@@keekers19That's what I called her until I watched the first movie and realized I'd been saying it wrong.
It was like Viktor Krum trying to say hermione LMAO
That means he actually read the books and didn’t watch the movies so he is a true fan.
I was looking for this comment😂
“We can’t put everyone in Gryffindor, Jason!!” Lol loved this segment
I’ve never loved Jason and Trav’s dynamic more than as Potterhead vs. Confused 😂
"Harry was in theeeee magic house" was hysterical
As he Travis listens to horcruxes explained, The way his laugh is visibly building up is priceless 😭
It's like the timer in 22 Jump Street where Channing Tatum is putting togheter the fact that Jonah Hill slept with Ice Cube's daughter
The look on Travis’s face when he learned Harry Potter was not part of Disney LOL 😂
The Hufflepuff disrespect is uncalled for 😆
Always is
RIGHT!?
Seriously! Hufflepuff represent!!
For real 😂 leave us alone
he literally said it's still a respected house, why you crying 😅
as a diehard Harry Potter fan and a slytherin, i normally defend the reputation. but GOD DAMN Jasons descriptions of the houses got me dying. Best way to quickly describe hahah
How would you say ? Like quickly
Travis’s slow realization as to what a horcrux is and laughing hysterically keeps me coming back to this
Mahomes is a Hufflepuff FOR SURE. He’s like Cedric Diggory
I’d agree with you, but then you see him angry or playing with a high ankle sprain and you immediately say Griffindor
For me? Travis is Hufflepuff
Don't you dare say Mahomes is a character that dies
Mahomes is 100% gryffindor. Brave, a leader, hardworking, smart, kind, loyal to KC.
@@haleigh11loyalty is a hufflepuff quality
Coming from Jason explaining Twilight to this is incredible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he knows his 💩 too!
Gryffindor is Daring and Chivalry
Element is Fire
Hufflepuff is Hardwork and Loyalty
Element is Earth
Ravenclaw is Wit and Learning
Element is Wind/Air
Slytherin is Cunning and Ambition
Element is Water
I'd replace chivalry with Courage. That's always what you'll see first in descriptions of Gryffindor
Hufflepuffs are the rejects from the other 3 houses
@@barrymckockinner9292 Hufflepuff's are actually hardworking and loyal if Cedric Diggory is anyone to compare.
He was the best Hufflepuff.
Hufflepuffs are like ppl who are really nice to everyone and not so serious.
Wonder if Jason's seen avatar. Ask which element a player would bend
Travis is definitely a hufflepuff I mean he’s even wearing their house colors in this video 😅
Always knew Jason was my kind of guy. Athletic, yet nerdy and refined 😆
hes even a band geek lol
Saying Jason Garrett is a horcrux of jerry jones is one of the funniest things ever said
No wonder he kept his job so long 😂😂😂😂😂
Its so true
im fucking dying
Brilliant
This man called Jason Garrett a horcrux. Hilarious and accurate 😭
Jason: If you're a QB you're either Gryffindor or Slytherin
Kirk Cousins appears
Jason: Ravenclaw, dude's smart
He's Slythering for sure
Ravenclaw QBs are Fitzpatrick and Alex Smith, dudes who has high wonderlic scores.
Josh Allen is Hufflepuff though. In the very best ways, obviously.
I would’ve put Kirk in Hufflepuff. Dude just doesn’t know who he is and is goofy af 😂
Feel like all qbs are ravenclaw, they be studying all day everywhere.
Super impressed with Jason Spitting out Harry Potter facts like it's his job.. He definitely isn't lying about jerry jones because he is absolutely slithering🐍
TK is Hufflepuffing his way through that segment
"The AP house." 😂😂😂
And with THIS episode my love for the Kelce Brothers have in fact reached NEW HEIGHTS!!! Jason is everything!!!! Trav is a mess!!!!! I love it here!!!!
7:50 the Jerry Jones slander is so accurate that I cannot even breathe!!!! Jason fuccn nailed it.
Jason Kelce is a great example of sports & nerd combined! He is my people!
Trav and Mahomes are both Hufflepuffs. And I love it! 😂
"Anyone on the Cowboys is Slytherin." - Jason Kelce. (Future HOF NFL player)
And he nailed it. F*** Dallas!
Nailed. It.
Facts.
@@snobbygyrl07 false
@@MRGooodwineTV anyone on the cowboys is slytherin and fuck Dallas. Both accurate. You don't dictate my opinion. Foh.
Facts !!
I promise you, Jason putting Aaron Rodgers in Slytherin is why he got sassy and bitter and called Travis "Mr. Pfizer" lol. He seems like the type to keep receipts lol.
I would love for this conspiracy theory to become wide spread bc I love it
That definitely tracks lol
I'm definitely going with this theory😂😂😂
Also, Aaron has a crush on Taylor Swift. He's jealous.
travis is such a himbo i need him to watch and review harry potter and twilight so bad
Trav is hufflepuff!! Even sporting the colors! 😂
Jason Garrett being a Horcrux had me on the FLOOR! 🤣🤣🤣
Please add a segment where Jason explains movies to Travis. This plus Twilight is life!
You can tell which of the brothers read books as a child. 😂 You'd at least thought that Travis watched the movies. I hope Taylor sits him down some weekend and has him watch them all.
You do know they’re both too old to have read more than maybe the first couple of books. And too old for most of the movies. It’s CHILDREN books.
@kristiwasserman2303 doesnt sound like you read the Harry Potter books? As they are for EVERYONE
@@kristiwasserman2303 I'm late to this, but they are not. Travis is a year older than me, so he would have been 9 when the first book came out, and Jason would have been 11. Meaning that they would definitely not have been too old for all of the books (and, like, why are you gatekeeping books?). Those were huge chapter books and much darker than the films.
I think I saw a video that Travis has dyslexia? Maybe why he chose not to read the books
I love reading and it’s not my cup of tea. I don’t think someone’s intelligence is measured by knowledge about Harry Potter books/movies
As a cowboys fan I can’t stop laughing what y’all said about Jerry and Jason 😂😂
I wonder if these 2 brothers realise how funny they are together..? 😂😂 I'm totally hooked on New Heights, no surprise they won podcast of the year! 🌟🌟🌟🏆🏅
Hufflepuff is Hard-work and Loyalty! Cedric, Nymphadora, and Newt! Damn...the disrespect. And Travis is not one of us...he is a muggle. A muggle oblivious to the wizarding world.
Oh man Jason Garett being Jerry Jones’ horcrux is hilarious and spot on 😂
"It's not all called Disney World?" That line killed me
Everyone's favorite Magical trio Harry, Ron, and Hermeo!
🪄Avadacadabra!⚡😂
Have you seen the way Kirk’s wife dresses him? He is the definition of a Hufflepuff!
He's a good selfless teammate so it makes sense. So does ravenclaw though
yall dudes in the comments got me rollin on the floor
Belechek Slytherin all damn day! Tom Brady is there with him! Jerry Jones is Voldemort!
Travis, a Horcrux is the Chiefs flag buried under Raiders new stadium! PERFECT example, right Jason?
as a hufflepuff, i am devastated and disappointed in the description of the houses 🤣😩
I disagree with Jason. I think a lot of QBs could be Ravenclaw. The studying, the work ethic, the general vast knowledge of the game...
“Harry, Ron, Hermy-own” 🤣
As a cowboys fan the shit Jason said about Jerry was hilarious it had me rolling lmao. Especially the comment about Jason Garrett being a Horcrux
I would pay so much money for a series of videos of these two watching the harry potter movies together.
Pat is definitely a hufflepuff
cap
Agree 100%
That's what I was thinking. I've only seen the movies so my Harry Potter knowledge isn't the greatest but I always assumed Hufflepuff were like gentle nerdy souls that stayed out of the Hogwarts politics.
Nah he might be a raven claw low key
I was thinking Hufflepuff and Gryffindor for real.
This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂 My face cramped during the horcrux revelation
Jerry Jones got horcruxes scattered across America with Jason Garrett being one of them is on POINT! 😂😂😂😂😂
As a Harry Potter fan and football fan this hurt. Gryffindor: bravery, ambitious, loyal, and daring, Ravenclaw: creative, wisdom, witty , Slytherin not all bad: cunning, ambitious, and resourceful. As a Hufflepuff I based best house. We are not weak we value loyalty, hard work, patience, and justice. Just because you have some traits doesn’t mean the house is good or bad, really depends person to person.
That’s because neither one of them knows what they’re talking about. Even Jason that half knows it just says slytherin bad gryffindor good. Then, QBs have to be one or the other. But Kirk is smart, so Ravenclaw. Yet QBs are supposed to be the smartest player. This is cringe.
1:57 "All the leftover kids" has me ROLLING. And the saddest part is, I know what determines your house - it's your personality.
Gryffindor are strong and cocky.
Slytherin are cunning and deceitful.
Hufflepuff are relaxed and carefree.
Ravenclaw are the gigantic fucking nerds.
Found the Hufflepuff.
Brave, cunning, loyal, smart
@@dominikgose2609brave, cunning, irrelevant, intelligent.
Jason what house is Harry in? Travis a magic house 😆 I love these guys. This podcast is pure gold as a Ravens fan y'all are the best 😎
I’m amazed to know Jason’s knowledge of this book series!
God I would pay money for an afternoon spent educating Trav on Hogwarts
I know this one is old BUT Travis is so air headed!! I love it! And Jason…. u had them correct except when you couldn’t bring yourself to put a couple who should have gone n Hufflepuff. 😂😂
Alright. Lesson here is they need to watch the movies together and Travis has to give his reactions. He needs to get on Jason's level here 😂
That's a Slytherin move
I choked on my sandwich when he said that 💀😆
Travis Kelce is as Hufflepuff as they come and I need him to know that
Travis reaction is the absolute best.
Hilarious how hurt Travis looked when his brother almost put Mahomes in Slytherin
I love Jason he's fantastic.
This was a clip I didn’t know I needed.
As a Hufflepuff, I will say Jason is also a Hufflepuff Gryffindor are big show-offs who act first and think later yes they their brave but Jason my man you are a harder worker who won't stop trying till you get there. you are very loyal and true. hufflepuff is all about putting that hard work in and feeling like hard work and effort that goes off his guts. is your man and not a Daring show-off who will fight every battle because he lets his emotions guide him. That is Travis. A Gryffindor is a person who follows their Emotions. A Hufflepuff follows their guts. Ravenclaw follows their brain. Slytherin follows their
desire.
i just can't get over Jason mispronouncing Hermione's name w such confidence too LOL
Books vs movies. I'm assuming Jason was a reader.
@@hilzabub maybe it was a book 4 Krum reference
omggg this is HILARIOUS. The confidence Jason uses to describe Horcruxes and Jerry Jones... hahahaha
Jason you gotta tell Travis about Quidditch
I love you so much, Jason. 😂 You are such a nerd and I'm here for it.
Jason and Travis gotta be the coolest NFL players
Much brotherly dynamics comes through on this segment
The way Jason pronounced hermione… that is how I thought it was when I read the book 😂😂 I was so confused when I saw the movie
Hufflepuffs are so nice and chill, so I feel like that fits Jason!
Love love love how Jason describes the houses!
Jason Kelce: Slytherin
Travis Kelce: Hufflepuff
Patrick Mahomes: Ravenclaw
Joe Burrow: Slytherin
Russel Wilson: Hufflepuff
Jimmy G: Hufflepuff
Additional people:
Andy “big red” Reid: Ravenclaw
Tom Brady: Slytherin
Peyton Manning: Gryffindor
We need more segments like these where jason has to explain pop culture references to travis! sitting on gold right here!
Never going to be as funny as jason explaining twilight to travis.
@@morgan.williams76 omg yes! It took me thirty minutes to finish that video cause i was laughing so much! 🤣🤣
Rodgers is for sure in slytherin 😂
“All the leftover kids go to Hufflepuff…” 😂
Intern Brandon laughing in the background just adds to the whole nuttiness of this…lol 😎 And Travis making his nerd face when this kicks off is hilarious…
The Jerry Jones take was hilarious! 😂😂😂
Travis was allowed ONE red flag. This is the only one!!! Hahahaha
So happy that Jason is an Eagle! Philly needs this guy.
Yay, Jason! I agree. Ccowboys & Jerry Jones are definitely "Slitherin"!!!!!!! All day long!!!!
This is one of my favorite things I’ve seen. Hands down. Classic.
The guy in the background laughing sums everything up about this segment, absolutely hilarious
I love jason lmao hes so hilarious! and travis(love you for fantasy) doesn't know anything so the back and forth between these two is perfect!
Damn. This was golden. My boy Jason is amazing
From how big brains the mahomster is I thought he’d be a raven claw
Also this podcast is awesome😂
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen as long as I’ve lived
Travis is absolutely right about Russ being a Hufflepuff
“death eaters are a big team” LMAOOO JASON
Jason explaining the sorting exactly like Dumbledore in A Very Potter Musical 😂😂😂😂
I normally hate reality TV. But I would watch a reality show of these two and their family.
One of my fave episode and guest!!! Not an Eagles or Chiefs fan but can totally appreciate the Kelce brothers and now Jordan!!
So a little bit a nerdy perspective on the houses.
Gryffindor's are know for their Bravery, Courage and Chivalry
Slytherins are known for being Cunning,Resourceful and Ambitious. They do get a bad rap for producing a lot of dark wizards. However they've certainly produced alot of good wizards such as Snape and Merlin .
Ravenclaws are known for indeed their Intelligence, Wit and Charm. Also are know for being quite eccentric.
Hufflepuffs are known for their Loyalty, Compassion,Patience and are Very Hard Working.
Travis: "Brandon Graham is not Slytherin? What? With all the sh*t he talks?"
Turns out Travis does know the Harry Potter houses 🤣🤣
You guys are my favorite football brothers
This is the worst and funniest Hat selector ever!!! 🤣🤣
Yet another reason to love Jason. Lol
Lmao he said Jason Garrett is a horcrux
Now you need to make Travis watch all of the movies and react. 😂😂
Jason is the soul ❤of this show.
russell wilson popped up and i immediate went huffelpuff 😂😂❤ as a former huffelpuff i can see it 😂