i looked up what happens to someone when they're in a microwave.. the eyes pop. this probably really did happen, since all they said was 'its head popped' but didnt understand fully why.
why do these range from “i accidentally called my teacher mom once” to “i have committed 7 acts of murder and 42 acts of arson and i am currently on the run from the police”
The cat one traumatized me. And im not even that weak hearted. I cant take the image from my head. This guy has to be isolated from not society but any living thing like holy shit
There are two types of confessions here 1. "I accidentally hit someone a bit too hard in the stomach and they unfriended me" 2. "I deployed VX gas in a crowded bank, and finished off any survivors with my G3A3. A shootout with police afterwards left 7 dead, 23 wounded, and the National Guard in Maine has been mobilized to stop me"
like i once said 'wow 104 years old? that must be the oldest person ever!' and another kid said 'no its not' and a couple of kids giggled. i still feel that shit sometimes
at the age of 16 months old, i commited mass murder on kittens in my household. 9 kittens and 2 adult cats died that week. my parents told me about it many times, and i vaguely remember one of the kittens i killed. i remember pushing the kitten over the balcony ledge and saying, "kitten say meow meow kitten say meow"
@@cinnamon4ada7 Same here, it's most likely fake, but what's real is sadly some people just do not care about animals and think it's okay to make them suffer. There's been and probably still are many TH-cam accounts that blatantly post animal abuse content with no real punishment given. Say what you will about peta or vegans etc. criticizing people eating meat or owning animals at all, but they do have a point- too many animals are treated like punching bags, or worse, and that's unacceptable.
The child mind is a curious thing. I'm sure most of them nowadays probably think their former actions were atrocious. But the child mind doesn't think of consequences, they just do it and see what happens
I can’t see myself torturing an animal unless it’s hazing week then I’m going to have fun waterboarding a party animal with bud lite (Get the joke it’s a play on words
I cried when I read the cat in the microwave one. I have multiple cats, and I just can't imagine how much pain it must have felt. Even if it didn't happen, just imagining that scenario is painful.
Hopefully it’s fake, I think it is bc like.. how can you do that, say it publicly, then show now shame or remorse or regret in what you said ? Like they didn’t even say “I felt so bad and I feel so bad now” they legit said they were laughing while it was happening.. like if this is real that kid is a literal psycho and should go to juvenile detention or sum for a while. Also I feel bad for the brother his cat got fucking murdered and he thought it got lost
The people confessing really be like "Ok so I've never told anybody this but I'm OK with you reading this out loud to a public audience of literal strangers. Yeah. That makes sense."
The part where the chat member cant remember most of their childhood is a massive sign of childhood trauma. Thats actually an issue I have rn. It is incredibly problematic, and makes trying to of course, remember it to handle said trauma through therapy difficult.
@@simonpetrikov3992 it could be. Trauma doesn’t always mean something like torture. It can mean years of medical scares, multiple deaths at one time or anything that causes distress for a long amount of time. Trauma isn’t the event itself but how our brain reacts to that event.
ive been thinking this about myself for a while now especially since a lot of fucked up stuff has come out about my dad, i almost lost my eye when i was young and i don't even remember it along with a lot of other things its terrible not knowing what couldn't happened to you
It's not always a sign of childhood trauma. Like for me I got trauma from well a lot of stuff that happened in a short amount of time. My brain was just too busy actively working on the trauma cause I suppose it thought I could handle it, while I didn't feel that way. And I lost all memories related to that trauma, which means a majority of my childhood is missing. But it's not due to childhood trauma, it's because I can't focus on the good things I had cause I am working on the mess currently going on. But well after ten years of therapy I am actually getting to the point where I got some memories of the past back. And they're my small little treasures of sunshine on the bad days.
the guy who wrote the cat one should be in solitary confinement. i don't even care if it's fake, the thought of a dude like that getting near any of my cats is haunting
The cat one was one of my first exposures to the internet back in 2008 or so I think there also was a video (which was fake but hell if 8 y/old me would know any better) that scarred me for life where the cat screamed inside the microwave, even when i learned it was fake years later the feeling never went away The nostalgia section of my brain doesn't work
Thank god other people were effected the same way I was about the cat microwave one in the comments because holy fuck. The way he reacted to it was reletively chill so I thought maybe I was just being soft about it so I'm glad other people in the comments were disturbed by it too. Even though it's probably fake the mental image of that horrifies me to no end.
i hate that im able to vividly imagine it. someone was describing how they saw a cat killing a mouse once and i could imagine just the yuck of the mouse... and now i dont wanna think because of the cat one
Honestly, my reaction was more of anger. It pissed me off that someone *might* have done that to a cat. I love cats, have had tons of cats in my life. Anyone who'd hurt a cat and LAUGH about it deserves torture, pain, and suffering. He should be waterboarded, starved, and be thrown into a room of spiders.
Never ask chat, never think of asking chat, never acknowledge chat, because then fucked up shit like the cat one will be sent out to you on a silver platter
I once trapped a special needs kid in the sand box. For context I was in the 4th or 5th and building sand castle’s in the sand pit during lunch when I noticed the strangest thing, ever time I came back out someone had stomped it, this happened three or four more times before I decided ok enough is enough and started to think of ways to stop this kid who I had never seen before from destroying my sand castle because keep in mind I didn’t know who was doing it and I couldn’t guard my castle do to our breaks being different times, it was then I noticed how deep the sand pit was, so with revenge coursing through my veins I dug a hole to the bottom of the sand pit, put sticks over it, covered it with a leaf, and built my sand castle on top of that and this pit trap had to be 5 feet deep, I come out next break and the trap worked with shoe prints at the bottom of the hole and signs of a struggle, I felt accomplished, like I had defeated a foe, only to deflate as I heard my friends say a special needs kid named deacon who was in the special needs class for something that made him obsessively want everything everyone else had was the one who was destroying my sand castle and got stuck. I never told anyone at the school
i’d imagine to was at least mildly helpful in teaching him real consequences, even if it doesn’t stick as a “destroying what you can’t have is bad” but as a “when you destroy someone’s stuff soemtiems you get stuck in ot traps”
Honestly with how scary some people can actually get with parasocial relationships it probably is for the best even if it sucks to be that person. Showing they dont entertain that is a good precedent to set.
5:52 I sympathize with the guy drawing Springtrap porn in class. Three months before my Senior year ended, I was drawing hentai during Greenhouse class during a teacher presentation.
one time i called my baseball coach dad WHILE MY DAD WAS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ME but something based happened my baseball coach said: "i am not, your father." the reason why it was based was it because it he said it in a darth vader like voice
Eh not all kids are like that. Honestly my biggest feat as a kid was me managing to trick a bunch of adults into thinking I could read. I couldn't, but my dad read books to me and I memorized the lines of the short books, so when I had to read in class I just picked books I knew. xD And now we have come to the day where I own too many books and love reading cause I found what works for me. But the books to learn to read where just so bad I hated them. xD
Me: "I spilled water on my pants and it kinda looked like pee a little" Chat: "I am an inhumane murderer of fellow humans and every endangered species"
Me and my family were awful to the stray cats that hung out around our house. We had a tire swing outside in the creek that we used, it was awesome, and we found out we can spin the swing and tighten the rope to a tight squeeze. Then we would spin the tire in the opposite direction while someone was hiding in it. It was very fun and very dangerous as the tire wobbled around as it spun and the tree the tire was tied to was pretty close. We were very likely to knock off our heads if we weren't able to keep our head inside the tire as it spun. One day, we decided to take a cat we dubbed "Boots," called that for its white paws contrasting its black body, and place her in the already tightened swing. And then spun. That poor cat was stuck at 100 mph motion for minutes, before jumping out, spinning in cycles in a jarred direction, hitting a tree, then running off, all the while us kids were laughing in hysterics. In the end, She was ok and even had kittens later down the years. I'm sorry, Boots.
literally the worst thing I’ve ever done was accidentally kill a wild lizard on my trampoline, and I literally felt so bad that I went inside, grabbed a small box, put the lizard in it and buried it and gave it a small headstone
once i was in my grandmas like big ass house and needed to pee but the bathroom was literally all the way across the house so i ran over there into the bathroom and as soon as i closed the door, i knew it was too late, so i pulled down my pants and pissed on her bathroom floor, then tried to clean it up but only like rubbed it around some more. then i left the crime scene and a few minutes later when i was passing that area i see my old ass grandma down on all fours cleaning my piss. she thought the dog did it.
Legends say that the dude who played with his own poop like play dough still plays with it But that aside.... The one who put his damn brother's CAT INTO A MICROWAVE ain't just gonna be a serial killer, they'll damn well kill every security guard while escaping prison
Bro... The whole cat in the micorwave situation was already enough for me to lose hope in humanity FULLY But Idk anymore, it's pretty much a cycle, hatred towards humanity, restored hope for humanity, rinse and repeat. That's crazy how that works💀
I once dropped my sword on my foot mid practice and as the Head (basically the leader of the 5 of us under our master) I’d never felt so embarrassed. I, the leader, dropped my weapon on my foot, stabbing myself in the foot, in front of everybody. I never heard the end of it. For a year straight all I heard was “lion sin more like dropping shit on your foot.”
@@mariotheundying as someone who is prideful to the point bordering on arrogance you can’t image how embarrassing this was. A sword that only I could use, and what do I do after mastering it? Drop it on myself. Months of hard work, and I drop my blade that only I can use. To my pride it was easily my biggest embarrassment. I wouldn’t even talk about it if not for 5 others knowing about it already.
@@Ovasiig I'm saying that I'm confused because you talked about masters, leaders, swords and didn't explain, idk where someone does that stuff so I was confused, and confused about why would people making fun of you for dropping a fricking sword on your foot, and they can't even use it so why laugh at you for a mistake
@@mariotheundying it’s a matter of principle, combined with my pride. No swordsman should ever just drop their blade. And my pride that makes me demand myself to be the best and it’s just a small thing I did that was so off from how I am that’s why.
i submitted mine but i dont think it read, i had killed two birds and poked one with a stick. I squished one to death on accident, i was holding the bird and my mom scared me so bad i squished it. the other i thought i could “help it fly” and through it, it went plop on the floor and the other one was mostly guts💀but mine will never compare to the cat and microwave, i was visibly vibrating and crying after that and it scarred me more than the birds😭
In 3rd grade a started a club called the mystery club about investigating and learning about the paranormal. I did not actually believe in ghosts and such but instead wanted to test a theory i saw in some random CLAMP manga that if one person says they see something others will see it even if it was not true. So i gaslighted like 20 people into seeing a bunch of paranormal stuff all the time that i just made up. The club was super successfull and several rival clubs and clans formed (clans were just groups of kids who controlled parts of the playground during recess) there would often be wars the fighting was mostly safe with the worst things that happened being a sprained ankle and people getting punched in the gut. Some of the kids in the mystery club would develop severe nightmares from the paranormal things i said existed and still believe in those things being real to this day.
one time in social studies, i was drawing semi-erotic art (like a sexy outfit) and my social studies teacher said "that is some really good art! youre talented!" and it scared the ever loving fuck out of me lol
Bro I had a friend over at my house and I had these like plastic swords so we played around with them, we were clashing (sword to sword) and my friend fucking swung it higher than my sword so it hit my fucking eye, I fell to the ground, he asked to look at it and said "oh it's fine" I took a two hour nap and it fucking hurt like hell. Me and my dad went to a pharmacy to check it out, we were told to go to a hospital asap. I had to have both eyes closed to conserve energy and just because it was so painful it somehow hurt my other eye. Once we got there I had to have a yellow drop in my eye (to see damages easier) and so turns out my eye was basically broken, the front layer of my eye was damaged, luckily the rest wasn't, I ended up having to wait for it to recover for aprox two weeks.
bro wtf porn, ok weird scat, ok lying because ur lazy, ok but MURDER ?! that's another level of CONFESSION And people still ask me why I think kids are evil
In 3rd grade the school had a fake currency thing that you would get for doing well. You could use it at bookfairs and other things. Me and two of my friends eventually found the copy machine in the library and started printing new ones. We would hide behind a sign at recces and exchange the copied ones for snacks and blackmailed another third grader into getting more snacks or we would tell the teachers that he was using fake money lmao. Also during 4th-8th grade I lived in a very safe suburb area but got into 3 almost knife fights. One of the times me and my best friend had another person at his house. this person is an unhinged asshole and at one point he pulled out a knife and was threatening us. Me and my friend got out our knifes with my friend holding a massive butchers knife. We were all kinda standing in a circle trying to calm each other down. Eventually the dude was forced out of the house. Me and my friend's mom's still dont know about it or the other inccedents with that same guy.
Here's a confession, my three little sister's got lighters from my mom's room and while my mom was at work and my grandparents would sleep my sisters would burn holes into the cushions of the chairs in our backyard patio, but nobody said anything until they were older. All of this was while my parents had a huge fight and we had moved in with our grandparents.
I usually watch these videos when I make a dumb mistake just to make myself feel better knowing that people have committed literal fucking crimes and had the balls to share their experience with anybody on the media who politely asks them to. The only thing about this video that ruins my day is knowing that those same people have more balls than me.
me: i pissed myself during an after school activity (not lying) the twitch chat: i have commited every possible crime in Delaware and I am moving on to Iowa
When I was like 8 or 9 I took one of my kittens from my cat and tried to see if he whould fell on their feet, the kitten didn't even have 1 year old I went to a high place and put my kitten backward to the floor he feel on his back and broke one of the legs. I cried a lot when the cat wasn't walking and decide to hide him until he gets better my dad got home and asked me about one of the kitten I got so overwhelmed that I told everything to my dad and when he went to see the cat he said it was too late and he had to put it down I cried and said to take him to the vet but my dad said that the vet whouldn't be able to do anything and he started to throwing stones at the cat until died I cried and even told my mom I don't remember what she said I just know that after that day I got so fucked up in mind because I felt like I killed that cat that I started to avoid the kittens and any animal because I considered myself a murderer and had to avoid other animals to not make them suffer. After some years I came with terms with myself as a murderer and decided that I could touch a animal without hurting it and let myself touch a dog. Until today I still blame myself for that death but I carry it on and I still cry when I remember about that kitten.
@@hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 I went to therapy at 15 and I'm kind stable now, I still think it's my fault even after 10 years after the incident, but I can see that it was just a idiot child that thought cats falling on their feet was real. But now after some work on myself I recovered enough to even have a cat again he is energetic and looks happy.
Your dad did something much worse than you… what you did was an accident and I honestly think a vet could have at least tried to help the kitten instead of having your dad throw rocks at it… that’s a horrible way to die and at least the vet could have put them down peacefully, although I know expenses might be a problem I hope you can fully heal from this one day
I get you're afraid to touching animals after that experience, I accidentally stepped on one of my own kittens faces and yes I felt guilty til this day thinking about it. I understand completely i really hope you overcome this trauma/PTSD, it's a lot to deal with over time I recently lost a cat by natural causes and again it's a bitch and a half to handle imho, I still love my feline friends even tho I may have committed a sin that scarred me
One of my coworkers did the same, told the boss his grandpa died because he didn't want to go to work, then a few years later he actually died and he couldn't get out of work because the same grandpa dying twice won't fly
I was gambling in Stardew and I heard "I was drawing Springtrap porn" right when I landed triple star fruit. My first triple starfruit memory is now of Springtrap porn
Right At 6:46 To 7:10 The Eight Year Old Kid Should Not Be Forgiven I Mean I Am A Dog And Cat Person At Heart If A Kid Would Enjoy Killing Animals At A Young Age Who Says He Won't Try Killing Another Human Being Some Serial Killers Start Out This Way!!!
3:30 bro at elementary if you turned in money you found on the ground you'd be praised so when i got dropped in the morning off i'd drop a quarter i had on the ground and give it to the nearest teacher i could find 😭 i was that desperate for validation lmao
never drew that kind of stuff in class but i did draw some stupid stuff as a joke, my science teacher walked past me drawing anime girl kermit in a very short skirt & just told me "thats not science work" i wanted to die lmfao
6:09 reminded me of when in 6th grade i got bullied a lot and i was writing a fanfiction and it was in my folder, when i left the room one kid threw all my stuff off my desk and when i got back i picked it all up but forgot about my fanfiction, one of the bullies handed it to me snickering "is this yours" (it was a spicy 5sos fanfiction)
So for the confession where the person microwaved the brothers cat, if I was the brother and I found out at the time it probably would've made me so blindingly mad I would've attempted to kill them and if my parents weren't around they'd be dead.
Everyone's talking about the guy that microwaved a cat which is the worst one definitely but no one is going to mention the kid that got fucking BURIED ALIVE FOR TWO HOURS?? Imagine how traumatising that must've been :( hurts to even imagine
I love how the confessions range from semi-bad like "I drew porn in class" to fucking crime like "I popped a cat's head and hid the body"
i hope the guy who killed that cat gets his brains blew out
I actually said wtf at the cats head moment-
I hate that I laughed
i looked up what happens to someone when they're in a microwave.. the eyes pop. this probably really did happen, since all they said was 'its head popped' but didnt understand fully why.
@@g_vost Oh hell nah now it's guaranteed to be true
why do these range from “i accidentally called my teacher mom once” to “i have committed 7 acts of murder and 42 acts of arson and i am currently on the run from the police”
fr
The cat one traumatized me. And im not even that weak hearted. I cant take the image from my head. This guy has to be isolated from not society but any living thing like holy shit
Irk wtf
Ayyo Juicy Fruit Snacks?
the duality of americans
There are two types of confessions here
1. "I accidentally hit someone a bit too hard in the stomach and they unfriended me"
2. "I deployed VX gas in a crowded bank, and finished off any survivors with my G3A3. A shootout with police afterwards left 7 dead, 23 wounded, and the National Guard in Maine has been mobilized to stop me"
I'm still watching the video so I'm fully convinced the second part is in there word for word
i think Maine is the second best New England state
Oddly specific…. Kinda sus
The fact almost this exact thing happened
G3A3 is such an oddly specific gun lol. Bro either just innocently likes H&K or has legitimately done the act described and has no guilt whatsoever.
This genuinely makes me feel better about my own embarrassing stories, mine are just like misspeaking and shit lmao
Fr, i accidentally sat at someone else’s desk at school but at least I didn’t commit attempted murder
like i once said 'wow 104 years old? that must be the oldest person ever!' and another kid said 'no its not' and a couple of kids giggled. i still feel that shit sometimes
the most embarrassing i can think of was falling in a toilet at preschool and getting stuck there for 10 minutes.
I feel called out
my most embarrassing moment was asking a deaf store attendant where the coconut milk was, but people out here committing crimes
Reading these has confirmed my childhood was not bad
Lucky
Depends some just have much worse child hood than others but it doesn’t make it any less worse because somobody else had a worse one
at the age of 16 months old, i commited mass murder on kittens in my household. 9 kittens and 2 adult cats died that week. my parents told me about it many times, and i vaguely remember one of the kittens i killed. i remember pushing the kitten over the balcony ledge and saying, "kitten say meow meow kitten say meow"
Same
@@younishmani5560 oh my fucking god
for frame of reference on the microwave one, kwite is still scarred by it, so much so that he no longer trusts chat whatsoever
i would be too, tf
like how you just gonna admit to something like that
cant blame him. those bitches really admitted to attempted murder and literal animal murder casually huh.
@@wyvrn4301 I’m pretty sure it’s fake,still really scary people can come up with that shit
@@cinnamon4ada7 hey someones dad also stoned a kitten to death 😟😟
@@cinnamon4ada7 Same here, it's most likely fake, but what's real is sadly some people just do not care about animals and think it's okay to make them suffer. There's been and probably still are many TH-cam accounts that blatantly post animal abuse content with no real punishment given.
Say what you will about peta or vegans etc. criticizing people eating meat or owning animals at all, but they do have a point- too many animals are treated like punching bags, or worse, and that's unacceptable.
I will never understand why people find it funny to kill or torture animals.
Fr.
Literally- people are absolute psychopaths and need to go to a psyche ward or jail or something
The child mind is a curious thing. I'm sure most of them nowadays probably think their former actions were atrocious. But the child mind doesn't think of consequences, they just do it and see what happens
I can’t see myself torturing an animal unless it’s hazing week then I’m going to have fun waterboarding a party animal with bud lite
(Get the joke it’s a play on words
They're usually murderers in the making. Start with animals, then move onto people.
I cried when I read the cat in the microwave one. I have multiple cats, and I just can't imagine how much pain it must have felt. Even if it didn't happen, just imagining that scenario is painful.
It would probably have felt a burning sensation then some sharp pain then nothing due to it passing out from heat and pain
@@funni_noises why tf would u say that
Hopefully it’s fake, I think it is bc like.. how can you do that, say it publicly, then show now shame or remorse or regret in what you said ? Like they didn’t even say “I felt so bad and I feel so bad now” they legit said they were laughing while it was happening.. like if this is real that kid is a literal psycho and should go to juvenile detention or sum for a while. Also I feel bad for the brother his cat got fucking murdered and he thought it got lost
@@o.lemon.oit may have happened. some people are just really fucked up and it sucks
@@OHBJJ9634 yeah. Remember the baby?
I actually fucking cried when I read that a person killed their own cat, I'm hoping they said it as a fucking up joke
My confessions: uh omg I hugged a stranger bc I thought they were my friend
Chat confessions: I microwaved a cat
i once microwaved a newborn now im banned from the daycares
MY BAN HAS BEEN ENDED CUS NOW IM A MEMBER OF SOCIETY AGAIN
@@isappycracks "You are banned from the daycare, SECURITY WEE WOO! "
~Sun
@@flow185 shut the fuck up dude no fnaf jokes here *opens door* now get out i need to microwave some newborns
My confessions: I was probably in like 4th grade and me and my best friend were just playing and I accidentally broke both of his arms
@@phrog5471 'accidentally' 🤨
The people confessing really be like
"Ok so I've never told anybody this but I'm OK with you reading this out loud to a public audience of literal strangers. Yeah. That makes sense."
It's because they're anonymous
They are anonymous
It's a lot easier to confess when it's anonymous
The anonymity and the fact that probably no one they know is finding out is probably comforting. It's a weight off their chest
it's because it's anonymous
The part where the chat member cant remember most of their childhood is a massive sign of childhood trauma. Thats actually an issue I have rn. It is incredibly problematic, and makes trying to of course, remember it to handle said trauma through therapy difficult.
Does this mean I’m traumatized since I have the same issue
@@simonpetrikov3992 it could be. Trauma doesn’t always mean something like torture. It can mean years of medical scares, multiple deaths at one time or anything that causes distress for a long amount of time. Trauma isn’t the event itself but how our brain reacts to that event.
ive been thinking this about myself for a while now especially since a lot of fucked up stuff has come out about my dad, i almost lost my eye when i was young and i don't even remember it along with a lot of other things
its terrible not knowing what couldn't happened to you
This happens to me but I can’t remember any trauma that happened.
It's not always a sign of childhood trauma. Like for me I got trauma from well a lot of stuff that happened in a short amount of time. My brain was just too busy actively working on the trauma cause I suppose it thought I could handle it, while I didn't feel that way. And I lost all memories related to that trauma, which means a majority of my childhood is missing. But it's not due to childhood trauma, it's because I can't focus on the good things I had cause I am working on the mess currently going on.
But well after ten years of therapy I am actually getting to the point where I got some memories of the past back. And they're my small little treasures of sunshine on the bad days.
the guy who wrote the cat one should be in solitary confinement. i don't even care if it's fake, the thought of a dude like that getting near any of my cats is haunting
The cat one was one of my first exposures to the internet back in 2008 or so
I think there also was a video (which was fake but hell if 8 y/old me would know any better) that scarred me for life where the cat screamed inside the microwave, even when i learned it was fake years later the feeling never went away
The nostalgia section of my brain doesn't work
was it fake? i really hope so.😥
i feel like i know which one you're talking about, did the guy open up the microwave door to reveal a cat plushie inside?
That cat one is absolutely horrible. Actual psychopath.
Its probably fake
explosive finale
@@Theeggsmann bro 😭
Thank god other people were effected the same way I was about the cat microwave one in the comments because holy fuck. The way he reacted to it was reletively chill so I thought maybe I was just being soft about it so I'm glad other people in the comments were disturbed by it too. Even though it's probably fake the mental image of that horrifies me to no end.
hopefully its just edgelrod b8
i hate that im able to vividly imagine it. someone was describing how they saw a cat killing a mouse once and i could imagine just the yuck of the mouse... and now i dont wanna think because of the cat one
Honestly, my reaction was more of anger. It pissed me off that someone *might* have done that to a cat. I love cats, have had tons of cats in my life. Anyone who'd hurt a cat and LAUGH about it deserves torture, pain, and suffering. He should be waterboarded, starved, and be thrown into a room of spiders.
@@yohumanfrisk I agree, it really made me upset. Bro needs to experience that for himself and listen as people laugh at him ngl
@Plague0z have fun ig..?
nothing worse than asking chat
Nice Lovejoy pfp
Never ask chat, never think of asking chat, never acknowledge chat, because then fucked up shit like the cat one will be sent out to you on a silver platter
I once trapped a special needs kid in the sand box. For context I was in the 4th or 5th and building sand castle’s in the sand pit during lunch when I noticed the strangest thing, ever time I came back out someone had stomped it, this happened three or four more times before I decided ok enough is enough and started to think of ways to stop this kid who I had never seen before from destroying my sand castle because keep in mind I didn’t know who was doing it and I couldn’t guard my castle do to our breaks being different times, it was then I noticed how deep the sand pit was, so with revenge coursing through my veins I dug a hole to the bottom of the sand pit, put sticks over it, covered it with a leaf, and built my sand castle on top of that and this pit trap had to be 5 feet deep, I come out next break and the trap worked with shoe prints at the bottom of the hole and signs of a struggle, I felt accomplished, like I had defeated a foe, only to deflate as I heard my friends say a special needs kid named deacon who was in the special needs class for something that made him obsessively want everything everyone else had was the one who was destroying my sand castle and got stuck. I never told anyone at the school
You didn't know that he was "special" so it's not your fault
i’d imagine to was at least mildly helpful in teaching him real consequences, even if it doesn’t stick as a “destroying what you can’t have is bad” but as a “when you destroy someone’s stuff soemtiems you get stuck in ot traps”
Bro where the hell did you learn guerilla tactics in the 5th grade?!
Idk I always liked to build things, it’s just this time something made decide to go vietnam on this kid, again not knowing who it was
fake
I feel so bad for the person who wrote a love letter only for Kwite to tell them they're wasting his time lmao
Write a love letter to any damn influencer through the internet, good idea
@@dimitricandeiracistaro4543 chill
Honestly with how scary some people can actually get with parasocial relationships it probably is for the best even if it sucks to be that person. Showing they dont entertain that is a good precedent to set.
@@jewels3846 this
5:52
I sympathize with the guy drawing Springtrap porn in class. Three months before my Senior year ended, I was drawing hentai during Greenhouse class during a teacher presentation.
Quick question? Why the fuck would you do that.
why
why would you do that?
relatable
@@Hannah-fc4it probably bored in class. I drew things in class all the time too.
one time i called my baseball coach dad
WHILE MY DAD WAS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ME
but something based happened
my baseball coach said: "i am not, your father."
the reason why it was based was it because it he said it in a darth vader like voice
Based coach
"Did Hyojin submit this?"
*sips tea* now this is what we in the business call a "fucking called it" moment
i searched up if a cat would die if microwaved and my cat just started staring at me in the most dramatic way possible
that cat knew
why the fuck is that a question you need to look up I think it's pretty damn obvious if you put anything in a microwave
@@AHHHHHHHH21 no this comment was made before i knew how microwaves worked
As someone who haggled their mother on the price of a personal photo, I am both surprised and horrified by what humanity is capable of in their youth.
Eh not all kids are like that. Honestly my biggest feat as a kid was me managing to trick a bunch of adults into thinking I could read. I couldn't, but my dad read books to me and I memorized the lines of the short books, so when I had to read in class I just picked books I knew. xD
And now we have come to the day where I own too many books and love reading cause I found what works for me. But the books to learn to read where just so bad I hated them. xD
the fact that some people are boldly confessing in the comment section without the comfort of anonymity is just bizarre to me
Fr. Some of the stories are horrific too.
it's still semi anonymous just not to the same degree
twitch chat is a portal to a special type of hell...
Me: "I spilled water on my pants and it kinda looked like pee a little"
Chat: "I am an inhumane murderer of fellow humans and every endangered species"
The cat one I bet it's cap, but the springtrap one made me cringe so hard my frontal cortex got swoled in shame
Doesnt compare to what i did back in 87'
@@SonicCGames Doesn't compare to what *I* did back in 86'
@@HCR_ oh crap, did you kill toddlers in a Chuck E Cheese's too?
@@HCR_ Doesnt compare what i did in 85'
(not existing)
@@CourierCat-isGod doesnt compare to what i did back in 84'
That one person just really wanted to draw the springshaft
Me and my family were awful to the stray cats that hung out around our house.
We had a tire swing outside in the creek that we used, it was awesome, and we found out we can spin the swing and tighten the rope to a tight squeeze. Then we would spin the tire in the opposite direction while someone was hiding in it. It was very fun and very dangerous as the tire wobbled around as it spun and the tree the tire was tied to was pretty close.
We were very likely to knock off our heads if we weren't able to keep our head inside the tire as it spun.
One day, we decided to take a cat we dubbed "Boots," called that for its white paws contrasting its black body, and place her in the already tightened swing.
And then spun.
That poor cat was stuck at 100 mph motion for minutes, before jumping out, spinning in cycles in a jarred direction, hitting a tree, then running off, all the while us kids were laughing in hysterics.
In the end, She was ok and even had kittens later down the years.
I'm sorry, Boots.
Bruh my cat looks like that and has the same name
@@NOTRTGAME I used to have a cat named a very similar thing (Bootsy)
I did that to my cat and it scratched me for my efforts
I’m gonna get nightmares for a while from the microwaved cat one cause that genuinely scared the soul outta me-
literally the worst thing I’ve ever done was accidentally kill a wild lizard on my trampoline, and I literally felt so bad that I went inside, grabbed a small box, put the lizard in it and buried it and gave it a small headstone
once i was in my grandmas like big ass house and needed to pee but the bathroom was literally all the way across the house so i ran over there into the bathroom and as soon as i closed the door, i knew it was too late, so i pulled down my pants and pissed on her bathroom floor, then tried to clean it up but only like rubbed it around some more. then i left the crime scene and a few minutes later when i was passing that area i see my old ass grandma down on all fours cleaning my piss. she thought the dog did it.
I remember being here for this stream. Hell yeah.
What was the best moment?
@E I S whatchu mean my boy
@@imkaibob referring to this video th-cam.com/video/xlW3mTndCf8/w-d-xo.html
@@skibiditoiletrizzsigmagyat it's just a pfp 😭
@@imkaibob it's a recurring joke that if someone has a picrew pfp they comment that😭
I just go a kitten and when I heard the cat microwave thing I legit started crying
Someone should tell 4chan about the microwaved cat.
I'm not even joking, I hope the dude who submitted that gets a visit from the pizza man.
Legends say that the dude who played with his own poop like play dough still plays with it
But that aside....
The one who put his damn brother's CAT INTO A MICROWAVE ain't just gonna be a serial killer, they'll damn well kill every security guard while escaping prison
that cat confession genuinely made me cry, I feel like in the youtube videos there should be content warnings before these kinds of confessions
@@traffecone I REALLY HOPE IT WAS
the thumbnail.
@@arissa1762 thumbnails can have clickbait, it's not enough
Bro... The whole cat in the micorwave situation was already enough for me to lose hope in humanity FULLY
But Idk anymore, it's pretty much a cycle, hatred towards humanity, restored hope for humanity, rinse and repeat. That's crazy how that works💀
I've never lost faith in humanity but I have lost faith in people who kill animals mercilessly
@@bingusdingus8268 Damn, we are basically Earth's acne...
I once dropped my sword on my foot mid practice and as the Head (basically the leader of the 5 of us under our master) I’d never felt so embarrassed. I, the leader, dropped my weapon on my foot, stabbing myself in the foot, in front of everybody. I never heard the end of it. For a year straight all I heard was “lion sin more like dropping shit on your foot.”
Guys I'm confused
@@mariotheundying as someone who is prideful to the point bordering on arrogance you can’t image how embarrassing this was. A sword that only I could use, and what do I do after mastering it? Drop it on myself. Months of hard work, and I drop my blade that only I can use. To my pride it was easily my biggest embarrassment. I wouldn’t even talk about it if not for 5 others knowing about it already.
@@Ovasiig I'm saying that I'm confused because you talked about masters, leaders, swords and didn't explain, idk where someone does that stuff so I was confused, and confused about why would people making fun of you for dropping a fricking sword on your foot, and they can't even use it so why laugh at you for a mistake
@@mariotheundying it’s a matter of principle, combined with my pride. No swordsman should ever just drop their blade. And my pride that makes me demand myself to be the best and it’s just a small thing I did that was so off from how I am that’s why.
@@Ovasiig are you an rper or what are you talking about, just explain where people do sword classes or smth
4:13 NO THAT IS NOT BOOSTER GOLD! He’s a real hero now and a treasure! You mean Mysterio
i submitted mine but i dont think it read, i had killed two birds and poked one with a stick. I squished one to death on accident, i was holding the bird and my mom scared me so bad i squished it. the other i thought i could “help it fly” and through it, it went plop on the floor and the other one was mostly guts💀but mine will never compare to the cat and microwave, i was visibly vibrating and crying after that and it scarred me more than the birds😭
That microwave one genuinely disgusts me, I don't care if they were eight
Watching this live was extremely... *EXTREMELY* uncomfortable.
In 3rd grade a started a club called the mystery club about investigating and learning about the paranormal. I did not actually believe in ghosts and such but instead wanted to test a theory i saw in some random CLAMP manga that if one person says they see something others will see it even if it was not true. So i gaslighted like 20 people into seeing a bunch of paranormal stuff all the time that i just made up. The club was super successfull and several rival clubs and clans formed (clans were just groups of kids who controlled parts of the playground during recess) there would often be wars the fighting was mostly safe with the worst things that happened being a sprained ankle and people getting punched in the gut. Some of the kids in the mystery club would develop severe nightmares from the paranormal things i said existed and still believe in those things being real to this day.
When kwite was scrolling past the love letter, the only word I saw in that moment was kwussy.
God so help me.
one time in social studies, i was drawing semi-erotic art (like a sexy outfit) and my social studies teacher said "that is some really good art! youre talented!" and it scared the ever loving fuck out of me lol
Atleast they were supportive
@@kirbo4252 yeah, I miss that teacher ngl
Bro I had a friend over at my house and I had these like plastic swords so we played around with them, we were clashing (sword to sword) and my friend fucking swung it higher than my sword so it hit my fucking eye, I fell to the ground, he asked to look at it and said "oh it's fine" I took a two hour nap and it fucking hurt like hell. Me and my dad went to a pharmacy to check it out, we were told to go to a hospital asap. I had to have both eyes closed to conserve energy and just because it was so painful it somehow hurt my other eye. Once we got there I had to have a yellow drop in my eye (to see damages easier) and so turns out my eye was basically broken, the front layer of my eye was damaged, luckily the rest wasn't, I ended up having to wait for it to recover for aprox two weeks.
7:29 THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED- ok this timestamp is a little after that confession BUT STILL DAMN- that poor cat man oh my god im traumatized
8:30 this sentence out of context makes me cry
bro wtf
porn, ok
weird scat, ok
lying because ur lazy, ok
but MURDER ?! that's another level of CONFESSION
And people still ask me why I think kids are evil
The way i stopped at 6:45 and just stared at my phone
In 3rd grade the school had a fake currency thing that you would get for doing well. You could use it at bookfairs and other things. Me and two of my friends eventually found the copy machine in the library and started printing new ones. We would hide behind a sign at recces and exchange the copied ones for snacks and blackmailed another third grader into getting more snacks or we would tell the teachers that he was using fake money lmao. Also during 4th-8th grade I lived in a very safe suburb area but got into 3 almost knife fights. One of the times me and my best friend had another person at his house. this person is an unhinged asshole and at one point he pulled out a knife and was threatening us. Me and my friend got out our knifes with my friend holding a massive butchers knife. We were all kinda standing in a circle trying to calm each other down. Eventually the dude was forced out of the house. Me and my friend's mom's still dont know about it or the other inccedents with that same guy.
Here's a confession, my three little sister's got lighters from my mom's room and while my mom was at work and my grandparents would sleep my sisters would burn holes into the cushions of the chairs in our backyard patio, but nobody said anything until they were older. All of this was while my parents had a huge fight and we had moved in with our grandparents.
Tbh looking at the chat is far more entertaining than the main subject of the video
4:13 she's the only person that can say "hey sis" to her best friend and it's actually right
the cat one is gonna make me vomit and sob what the fuck
That last one deserves an award. He gave up his good time just to watch the stream. Legend.
I usually watch these videos when I make a dumb mistake just to make myself feel better knowing that people have committed literal fucking crimes and had the balls to share their experience with anybody on the media who politely asks them to. The only thing about this video that ruins my day is knowing that those same people have more balls than me.
That last story takes “hey guys just came on stream hyd” to a different level
Range from lying to everyone about quitting work to I exploded a cat, literal arson, and barried a person for 2 hours
me: i pissed myself during an after school activity (not lying)
the twitch chat: i have commited every possible crime in Delaware and I am moving on to Iowa
When I was like 8 or 9 I took one of my kittens from my cat and tried to see if he whould fell on their feet, the kitten didn't even have 1 year old I went to a high place and put my kitten backward to the floor he feel on his back and broke one of the legs. I cried a lot when the cat wasn't walking and decide to hide him until he gets better my dad got home and asked me about one of the kitten I got so overwhelmed that I told everything to my dad and when he went to see the cat he said it was too late and he had to put it down I cried and said to take him to the vet but my dad said that the vet whouldn't be able to do anything and he started to throwing stones at the cat until died I cried and even told my mom I don't remember what she said I just know that after that day I got so fucked up in mind because I felt like I killed that cat that I started to avoid the kittens and any animal because I considered myself a murderer and had to avoid other animals to not make them suffer. After some years I came with terms with myself as a murderer and decided that I could touch a animal without hurting it and let myself touch a dog. Until today I still blame myself for that death but I carry it on and I still cry when I remember about that kitten.
dude i really hope you’re in therapy now, this story gave me secondhand trauma holy fuck
@@hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 I went to therapy at 15 and I'm kind stable now, I still think it's my fault even after 10 years after the incident, but I can see that it was just a idiot child that thought cats falling on their feet was real. But now after some work on myself I recovered enough to even have a cat again he is energetic and looks happy.
Your dad did something much worse than you… what you did was an accident and I honestly think a vet could have at least tried to help the kitten instead of having your dad throw rocks at it… that’s a horrible way to die and at least the vet could have put them down peacefully, although I know expenses might be a problem
I hope you can fully heal from this one day
I get you're afraid to touching animals after that experience, I accidentally stepped on one of my own kittens faces and yes I felt guilty til this day thinking about it. I understand completely
i really hope you overcome this trauma/PTSD, it's a lot to deal with over time
I recently lost a cat by natural causes and again it's a bitch and a half to handle imho, I still love my feline friends even tho I may have committed a sin that scarred me
The cat in the microwave confession is honestly my 13th reason.
One of my coworkers did the same, told the boss his grandpa died because he didn't want to go to work, then a few years later he actually died and he couldn't get out of work because the same grandpa dying twice won't fly
"i stole things in kindergarten"
"i buried a 2nd grader alive"
the 2 sides of man
That cat one really got and it was very sad
I was gambling in Stardew and I heard "I was drawing Springtrap porn" right when I landed triple star fruit. My first triple starfruit memory is now of Springtrap porn
now i wanna just stop thinking and being able to imagine things after the cat microwave one.
and also im crying because of that
I already have a debilitating fear of microwaves so the cat story made it 10 times worse.
Microwaving eggs is now ten times more terrifying.
That cathedral mix starts with Oblivion cathedral ambiance. That's just great.
This stream was funny af
I feel like every kid has peed at least once in some sort of container/bottle because they don't want to leave to go to the bathroom lol
I did that once
Right At 6:46 To 7:10 The Eight Year Old Kid Should Not Be Forgiven I Mean I Am A Dog And Cat Person At Heart If A Kid Would Enjoy Killing Animals At A Young Age Who Says He Won't Try Killing Another Human Being Some Serial Killers Start Out This Way!!!
please type in lowercase it's hard to read this way
you typed this like a 4 year old kid or a 70 year old grandma who just started and doesnt know how to do this
what is this, a patd song? use lowercase mf
@@SurmenianSoldier sorry about that!!! I will use lower caps from now on!!!
I mean the case of Luka magnotta proves this, nobody stopped him when he started killing animals, so he ended up killing a person
3:30 bro at elementary if you turned in money you found on the ground you'd be praised so when i got dropped in the morning off i'd drop a quarter i had on the ground and give it to the nearest teacher i could find 😭 i was that desperate for validation lmao
When Your Confessions Read On Stream But Not In Video. Pain But Also Thank The Gods
At the start its oblivion music and it made me happy more than looking a this entire video
never drew that kind of stuff in class but i did draw some stupid stuff as a joke, my science teacher walked past me drawing anime girl kermit in a very short skirt & just told me "thats not science work" i wanted to die lmfao
I highly doubt that story about the cat in the microwave was real.
6:09 reminded me of when in 6th grade i got bullied a lot and i was writing a fanfiction and it was in my folder, when i left the room one kid threw all my stuff off my desk and when i got back i picked it all up but forgot about my fanfiction, one of the bullies handed it to me snickering "is this yours" (it was a spicy 5sos fanfiction)
a kid in 4th grade stole my pokemon cards so i held open scissors to their thoat o.o
Holup
Thats a lot of determination to catch em all
@@everythinghurts6982 ikr
The thumbnail brings a whole other meaning to popcat
*4:13* Giving the term “Brother from another Mother” a whole new meaning.
Big man kwite, do confessions again
God.. the hyojin joke aged so badly da hell
7:07 because obviously Hyojin would never do something as awful as this
Totally wouldn’t attack their partner at the time with a knife or anything because she’s abusive to them or anything..
the cat one makes me so upset i have to comfort myself by saying "at least it's happy in the afterlife" but that's not enough
0:36 a slag a effect in borderlands.or something else I don't know about.
So for the confession where the person microwaved the brothers cat, if I was the brother and I found out at the time it probably would've made me so blindingly mad I would've attempted to kill them and if my parents weren't around they'd be dead.
10:57 if i’m bad enough to the point where i can’t wait until a toilet, you better bring an empty milk gallon and pray that’s enough
I WAS EATING WHEN THE CAT ONE CAME UP
9:29 I once grabbed a purple rubber snake when I was 6 and chased my brother dearest around my mothers room with it
Well a cat's head popping in a microwave and its disturbed agonizing screams is another trauma added to my list.
I got two therapy ads while watching this..
We all need therapy after this
after reading the cat microwave one i had to go and jsut hug my cats for a couple of minutes
Faked stories are so obvious
Yet so fun
That is TES 4 music, The Elder Scrolls Oblivion
one time i didn't kiss the homies goodnight. still wakes me up at night
From “what the fuck” to *“WHAT IN THE FUCK”*
Everyone's talking about the guy that microwaved a cat which is the worst one definitely but no one is going to mention the kid that got fucking BURIED ALIVE FOR TWO HOURS?? Imagine how traumatising that must've been :( hurts to even imagine
0:47
The Church of G-Fuel!
Confess your Sins,
To Father Kwite!
11:22
Kwite Clapping, Because a Member
of His Chat... F*ngered
there Dog... *WHY!?*