You forgot the part where when you do actually get out of the truck, you stop in the middle of the street, leave the door open and block the entire road
I am a County Building Inspector (Master Plumber by trade) #1 comment from contractors "How long has that been in the code?" , #2 comment "No one else makes us do that!"
The super on my job I didn’t see for weeks, and suddenly he’s behind me saying, “Three weeks ago you were working in the same exact spot. We need to make some money on this job.” I said, “Hey genius, two weeks ago I started piping all the power circuits for the air handlers, fan motors, louvers, power panels and transformers. Now I’m doing lighting circuits.” He just looked sheepish and walked away. Way to stop on top of things, guy.
As a commercial construction Superintendent, I can say, this is VERY ACCURATE. Except I have a job conex office with heat, ac, computer, microwave and the such. No need to drive around!! Someone knocks on my door, I can always act like I'm on a Zoom meeting LOL
Can you do one about the contractors war between Mudders and Tapers against Painters and then Electricians who come in and wreck the painters job oh and the flooring guys too 🤔 😅😂
Lol, as a low voltage installer myself, I usually get caught in the crossfire. Especially if one of them cuts my cable in the wall or ceiling. (Hard drywall ceilings with about 2 inches of gap between the drywall and hard deck.
Pretty abstract style video, I can picture the exact super youre talking about from it. I like the how it's different from your normal content. The turkey sandwich was spot on for like 50/100 of the guys over 55 that I know lol. I'd like to see a day in the life of a labor hand, you know them labor hands ain't working before 9am 😂
BAHAHAHA - we have all worked for that boss who will never answer any question. In the white collar world it's a bit different though. "That" boss will answer all the questions you want when it's a conversation one on one but NEVER in an email or in front of 2 people. Then it quickly becomes "Oh, you misinterpreted what I said" anytime it was the wrong answer.
Lol 100% I used to do that. The cul de sac thing is true tho. People used to ask me why were you parked in that cul de sac...I'd be like bc that's where my phone gets reception
If you are Marshall age, and you aren’t playing some older gaming device, I’m gonna judge you. Like seriously, I would rather watch some kid playing a Nintendo switch over some old man playing a mobile phone game over ten years past any relevance 😂
I dreamed once of a world where everyone did what they were supposed to and got the job done. It was a glorious utopia, till all the work was done. As a conscious individual, i always leave just a little work for the next guy. Be it a banister rail loose. Well, someone falls, more work for the hospital.
I rode with the super a couple times going from one job site to another. He always stopped in at the casinos. Would give me $20 to spend. I just pocketed it. He would drop 2 or 300 bucks like it was nothing. About ran out of diesel once and just topped the tank off with off road diesel from the transfer tank. 😆 🤣
thats when someone gets smart and suddenly "why no boss, i have no idea how that board with nails got where it could make your tires pop, but while i have you here, i have some QUESTIONS.
This is awsome!! We need a video of the supervisor who calls all the other supervisors to do his job. But, he calls his boss constantly to tell him he has it handled or he took care of it. Knowing the sob called another supervisor to do it for him........yes this is getting very personal lol!! Great job bud!!!
Haha this is true about every trade except mine..unfortunately as a steamfitter we just don’t man the jobs with enough labor to get away with this. Instead my day consists of traveling to multiple locations to set the guys up/check on them in the morning and then head to the most problematic job and break out my tools to do the most complicated thing like building out the fire pump room for example. Can’t “trust” the average guy to ruin the part of the job that we can bill 200k+ for in a contract 😂
You are making me day! I'm just a housewife who used to work in the construction world as an Administrative assistant. I have met that guy! The mayo tantrum reminded me of my 3 year old son. He hates mayo with his soul! Lol
When I was a superintendent ( 23 years ago) I would tell people what to do, turn around walk away whilst still given orders and be out of talk back range right as I finished talking. Only one person ( Greg the painter) called me out saying “ I’m talking to your back again”. Good times
Use to deliver I beams and rebar to new residential houses 😂😂😂 I seen these guys every single day 😂😂😂 they don’t know the difference between there assholes and elbows 😂😂😂
Lol “I’ll get myself some lunch and visit this guy who injured himself for two hours.” But if there’s only an hour left til quitting time after that, I’ll stay for an hour and play candy crush
I worked with a fellow superintendent on a site once, and this man told one of the workers " IM GOD ON THIS SITE!" Lol😂 . I laughed so hard! I said "damn bro"! I loved that guy, he was actually great dude, he was always messing with people. CHIP! If you see this, Love you Bro!
If this is a day in the life at b.r forton sign me up! 😂 I busy dealing with crazy lead times. Delays. Last minute reselects. Intermittent rain delaying my slab pours. Never having enough time in the day to get everything done. And anytime you try to schedule out in advance some trade will screw up and throw out any chance of keeping one schedule Causing dry run fees and delayed closings. Welcome to production building!
I love me a Mean Bean! Can't drink the stuff anymore 😮 after 30 years of drinking 10-20 large cups of coffee a day 60-90 hours a week. driving a Tow truck I think I became allergic to caffeine 😔. Having a job on call 24/7 with one night a week and one weekend a month off is brutal.
The one thing I can improve on was eating that turkey mayo sandwich crisis so that way after lunch you got food poisoning and that explains why you stopped at the bar on your way to the hospital bc mayo crisis food poisoning is a serious thing
I can confirm they are indeed 100% correct, but they aren't helpful either. "Are you new to this?" To your wife is harsh, but accurate. I actually heard those exact words in the same tone by a super her contendured. 😊
I would like to hear the story of the scar you have on the back of your head. I watch your videos daily and it would be cool to know what happened to you.
Send to your boss when he’s on his cigarette boat at the lake. He’d get it because he can afford a wifi hotspot or gps phone. He’d start to feel paranoid because someone must have been spying on him. It was verbatim for his work days.
Lmao the relevant story’s I have could go on n on I have a cement company but I would definitely see thee fellas falling for the falling off the roof bit. I want to try it but I already have tears in my eyes from laughing
I worked 30 years construction and ten of them ain’t had AC in Texas. I find the AC makes it where you don’t want to get out of the truck and it never truly makes you feel cool. Feel better with no AC. God built our bodies that way. Just stay hydrated. Cool not cold water all day
Ugh, I was laughing till we got to the drunk after lunch park. Not your fault, but man that reminded me of my ex-husband. That was way way to spot on. Your is still super funny though.
why cant all training videos be as informative and honest as this i dont like mayonnaise on my turkey sandwiches either thats grounds for immediate divorce
You forgot the part where when you do actually get out of the truck, you stop in the middle of the street, leave the door open and block the entire road
Yeah, while wearing clean tennis shoes.
We need a day in the life of a inspector lol
That'd be some mature audiences only content with what is yelled at them.
I don’t think those kind of videos are aloud on TH-cam
I agree
I am a County Building Inspector (Master Plumber by trade) #1 comment from contractors "How long has that been in the code?" , #2 comment "No one else makes us do that!"
@@byronb1738 and I assume #3 is "Yea, boss man told us not to do that."
Marshall man, you were legit one of the funniest dudes ever.
I lost it on "laborer tears "😂
I have found this training video very informative to my future as a superintendent
I found this training video detrimental to my past as a superintendent.
I mean he’s right, if you get out of the truck you might get some work done, and that can’t happen
Absolutely cannot happen
This is a 10-year project!
He'll put himself out of a job!
I can guarantee this is very similar to how I spend my day at work
Sent this to all my super buddies
How many of y’all had the balls to send this to your boss
This guy.
Thanks for the idea
Hell no, my boss is Mormon. “Work, family, work” lol
Me and my boss are the ones dealing withi this depiction from time to time
Damn Marshall...you just changed my mood after the phucked up day I had today...Thank you.
The super on my job I didn’t see for weeks, and suddenly he’s behind me saying, “Three weeks ago you were working in the same exact spot. We need to make some money on this job.”
I said, “Hey genius, two weeks ago I started piping all the power circuits for the air handlers, fan motors, louvers, power panels and transformers. Now I’m doing lighting circuits.” He just looked sheepish and walked away. Way to stop on top of things, guy.
As a commercial construction Superintendent, I can say, this is VERY ACCURATE. Except I have a job conex office with heat, ac, computer, microwave and the such. No need to drive around!! Someone knocks on my door, I can always act like I'm on a Zoom meeting LOL
We need some BOEING factory safety meetings
No we need him around 🎉
Someone starts to raise some concerns and a red dot appears on their chest.
They don’t have safety meetings
😂😂😂 please
I'll just have a couple beers to get through the day, like 6 or 7...
The full red bloodshot eyes are a good touch
Can you do one about the contractors war between Mudders and Tapers against Painters and then Electricians who come in and wreck the painters job oh and the flooring guys too 🤔 😅😂
Lol, as a low voltage installer myself, I usually get caught in the crossfire. Especially if one of them cuts my cable in the wall or ceiling. (Hard drywall ceilings with about 2 inches of gap between the drywall and hard deck.
Wife put only a small salad in my lunch once. Dang near messed up my entire week
Those windows need darker tint.😂
Pretty abstract style video, I can picture the exact super youre talking about from it. I like the how it's different from your normal content.
The turkey sandwich was spot on for like 50/100 of the guys over 55 that I know lol.
I'd like to see a day in the life of a labor hand, you know them labor hands ain't working before 9am 😂
This is our entire HR department. Seriously.
BAHAHAHA - we have all worked for that boss who will never answer any question. In the white collar world it's a bit different though. "That" boss will answer all the questions you want when it's a conversation one on one but NEVER in an email or in front of 2 people. Then it quickly becomes "Oh, you misinterpreted what I said" anytime it was the wrong answer.
Superintendent is the hardest job in the industry
I'm in 20 plus years as a site super it's a very stressful career that not many want. High demand and high pay for experienced supers.
You forgot to always park 100 yards up from the job site so you can do your paper work
Also there’s always something good to raid in there, sunflower seeds/candy/other…..🤫
And spy on everybody
Dude just fell off the roof
Lol 100% I used to do that. The cul de sac thing is true tho. People used to ask me why were you parked in that cul de sac...I'd be like bc that's where my phone gets reception
"We're gonna Candy Crush it for about an hr" LoL yep that explains a lot....
If you are Marshall age, and you aren’t playing some older gaming device, I’m gonna judge you. Like seriously, I would rather watch some kid playing a Nintendo switch over some old man playing a mobile phone game over ten years past any relevance 😂
I dreamed once of a world where everyone did what they were supposed to and got the job done. It was a glorious utopia, till all the work was done. As a conscious individual, i always leave just a little work for the next guy. Be it a banister rail loose. Well, someone falls, more work for the hospital.
I rode with the super a couple times going from one job site to another. He always stopped in at the casinos. Would give me $20 to spend. I just pocketed it. He would drop 2 or 300 bucks like it was nothing. About ran out of diesel once and just topped the tank off with off road diesel from the transfer tank. 😆 🤣
Classic illegal diesel lol
Not worth it, dot will dipstick your now red gas tank
This has to be one of my favorites yet 🤣 keep up the good work
thats when someone gets smart and suddenly "why no boss, i have no idea how that board with nails got where it could make your tires pop, but while i have you here, i have some QUESTIONS.
This is awsome!! We need a video of the supervisor who calls all the other supervisors to do his job. But, he calls his boss constantly to tell him he has it handled or he took care of it. Knowing the sob called another supervisor to do it for him........yes this is getting very personal lol!! Great job bud!!!
I Wana tag/forward to my 3 supers but I’d also like to keep my job….. idk how you do it, another master piece Sir!
I was thinking the same thing. I like money though.
Bro... you played that part to the bone!! 😂😂😂 ..
The White pickup guys.😅
So true.
Yes. Im a super, in a white truck right now, watching this and this is like 90% accurate.
As a former Field Superintendent I approve this message.
I can depend on you for a laugh! Thanks man!!!!
Longer skit??? I love it!!
I had a decent remodeling job and I really liked that job up until I was paired with a supervisor who hit up the bar every chance possible.
Im sitesuper for first time on job. Its 11AM Im still sitting in the truck, drinking a Mean Bean, watching this. Good tips.
He's here! put that joint out and hide the beer!🤫
Absolutely perfect performance 👏
Haha this is true about every trade except mine..unfortunately as a steamfitter we just don’t man the jobs with enough labor to get away with this. Instead my day consists of traveling to multiple locations to set the guys up/check on them in the morning and then head to the most problematic job and break out my tools to do the most complicated thing like building out the fire pump room for example. Can’t “trust” the average guy to ruin the part of the job that we can bill 200k+ for in a contract 😂
Hopefully dudes respect you a bit more then at least. A boss who actually helps/works also is much better
We need a day in the life of an Assistant Superintendent. We make the Supers look like they know what they are doing. Lol.
You are making me day! I'm just a housewife who used to work in the construction world as an Administrative assistant. I have met that guy!
The mayo tantrum reminded me of my 3 year old son. He hates mayo with his soul! Lol
When I was a superintendent ( 23 years ago) I would tell people what to do, turn around walk away whilst still given orders and be out of talk back range right as I finished talking. Only one person ( Greg the painter) called me out saying “ I’m talking to your back again”. Good times
Don't forget to turn the heat on in the summer so you don't have to walk houses for clients too long
Use to deliver I beams and rebar to new residential houses 😂😂😂 I seen these guys every single day 😂😂😂 they don’t know the difference between there assholes and elbows 😂😂😂
Lol “I’ll get myself some lunch and visit this guy who injured himself for two hours.” But if there’s only an hour left til quitting time after that, I’ll stay for an hour and play candy crush
I had a super tell me I wasn’t allowed to smoke a dart on the job site, while vaping.
Questions lead to conversations. Conversations cut into all your other important activities.
I worked with a fellow superintendent on a site once, and this man told one of the workers " IM GOD ON THIS SITE!" Lol😂 . I laughed so hard! I said "damn bro"!
I loved that guy, he was actually great dude, he was always messing with people.
CHIP! If you see this, Love you Bro!
If this is a day in the life at b.r forton sign me up! 😂 I busy dealing with crazy lead times. Delays. Last minute reselects. Intermittent rain delaying my slab pours. Never having enough time in the day to get everything done. And anytime you try to schedule out in advance some trade will screw up and throw out any chance of keeping one schedule Causing dry run fees and delayed closings. Welcome to production building!
It's all worth the $130.000k plus a year isn't it?
#nailedit I am a super for a well known builder and well……. He ain’t wrong.
Every supervisor at the plant
its true, i rode around with the super. checkin other jobs. but hey thats how it goes. i had my own specialty contracting company
You are the best!!!
Man I ain’t sure ole Mr. Patrick ain’t really drunk or high look at them eyes!!!!😂😂😂
Watching this in my truck right now 🔥
I swear that's a D.R. Horton shirt and truth
I love me a Mean Bean! Can't drink the stuff anymore 😮 after 30 years of drinking 10-20 large cups of coffee a day 60-90 hours a week. driving a Tow truck I think I became allergic to caffeine 😔. Having a job on call 24/7 with one night a week and one weekend a month off is brutal.
Jeez, hello high blood pressure lol
It’s like Ron Swanson. Can’t have work get done. Haha!
This man is truly accurate. The ending is hilarious
This shit is funny but true at the same time.... The ones that keep the seats warm are the ones who dont work.
The one thing I can improve on was eating that turkey mayo sandwich crisis so that way after lunch you got food poisoning and that explains why you stopped at the bar on your way to the hospital bc mayo crisis food poisoning is a serious thing
this ninja said, monster, scratch offs, and probs some cigs... hollywood this man
Goin’ back to the site around 10…1030…It’s now 1053, we onsite. 😂
While you're in the porta john take a moment to read all the positive writings directed to your self
When you hit 250ft of quicksand, you'll hustle.
Polish my hat with their tears! 🤣🤣🤣😂!
One of these times somebody is gonna run up thinking hes a super cause of the hat and i pray he records it in character
Pretty spot on as far as I can see
Your videos are too funny!
Your eyes are blood shot, holy shit!
Monster Mean Bean (or Loca Moca) and a Marlboro Gold is the breakfast of Champions.
I learned today that the key to being a great construction superintendent is bytch as hard as i can about my dam sammich!
Marshall is unhinged; upload schedule going crazy
I can confirm they are indeed 100% correct, but they aren't helpful either.
"Are you new to this?" To your wife is harsh, but accurate. I actually heard those exact words in the same tone by a super her contendured. 😊
I would like to hear the story of the scar you have on the back of your head. I watch your videos daily and it would be cool to know what happened to you.
During promotion time, from the desk😆
He is a gang war survivor, crip gang for life
Bright Orange and Neon Green - the colors of shame.
I owned a commercial drywall company for 25+ years and regularly wore my tools if I only had one job going at the time.
Send to your boss when he’s on his cigarette boat at the lake. He’d get it because he can afford a wifi hotspot or gps phone.
He’d start to feel paranoid because someone must have been spying on him. It was verbatim for his work days.
When you ride down the street with people wearing "these colors," you dont want your window down. 😂🤣
Lmao the relevant story’s I have could go on n on I have a cement company but I would definitely see thee fellas falling for the falling off the roof bit. I want to try it but I already have tears in my eyes from laughing
Still waiting on power to lot 61.
😂
I got the best super in the 🌎 where i work ...shout out to him ...
I would like to apply where you work .
I worked 30 years construction and ten of them ain’t had AC in Texas.
I find the AC makes it where you don’t want to get out of the truck and it never truly makes you feel cool. Feel better with no AC. God built our bodies that way.
Just stay hydrated. Cool not cold water all day
We need a day in the life of a density tech!!
I'm going to get you when I get home😂😂😂😂
This is so hilarious! 😂
I hate mayonnaise, it's worse than being asked questions.
How'd they leak this documentary?
I can relate the struggle is real 😅😅
I wish my wife made me lunch 😩
Ugh, I was laughing till we got to the drunk after lunch park. Not your fault, but man that reminded me of my ex-husband. That was way way to spot on. Your is still super funny though.
Ok Debbie downer.
Then Maybe u shouldn’t have drove him to drink.
And learn from this so you don’t drive others to as well.
A man's gotta have a couple drinks after such a long, hard morning
Eyes red and all! 😂😂
why cant all training videos be as informative and honest as this i dont like mayonnaise on my turkey sandwiches either thats grounds for immediate divorce
MAYONNAISE!!
Bro. You looked FRIED
Very funny skit!! LOL.
lil toke b4 the show. lmao
Lmfao I played candy crush and thought of this video
He's high as he'll.
lol your eyes say you're stoned AF - which is probably par for that job ;)
"Alright so we're back at jalisco" 😂