I have to get my ass to work ! Thanks for sharing the Torta tail. We enjoy your platform here in Toledo Ohio. Goes to show.... that ; it doesn't matter rather one is from the East coast , Midwest , or out West. We are all just humans at the end of the day. Keep your content flowing. Humor is good for the soul .
Keep doing your thang homie. I’ve been out 12 years raising my kids and I still got love for all the homies. And even though you ain’t active anymore, you still put your life on the line for the cause. Keep on staying humble and you’ll be saying the same thing bro
Oye "Cavelon" estas mas Loco que la chingada ! ❤ But we LOVE the Torta tails. Play some Teddy Pendergrass. "Turn off the lights " some times.... One must do , what one must do ! One life one chance ; you did it. Beats sitting in a cell ! Gotta LOVE it ❤
You are funny im always watching your videos when im at the ports keep doing your thing you are an example of anyone could turn there life around and be positive
I enjoy your channel so far you don't seem to be in all that back n forth I see going on with a lot of other channels that I used to enjoy watching. I'm raza and it felt good seeing raza come up but lately they have all been putting eachother down. I like your attitude and I enjoy your story telling. Your remind me of my primo that has passed on another reason why I like this channel stay up
Love your videos and you personality I always knew it was serious out there in Cali but love how you break it down . And your videos about your funny stories are second to none. I respect your character and integrity it reminds me of my self being foul for so long then getting a chance to make it right you learn to cherish integrity and character
Bro you had me laughing the whole drive from Fresno to hanford this morning😂. This is one if not the best two funny ass videos that made me laugh from the soul. You said she was giving you cpr chest compressions when she finally jumped ontop😂
I have to get my ass to work ! Thanks for sharing the Torta tail. We enjoy your platform here in Toledo Ohio.
Goes to show.... that ; it doesn't matter rather one is from the East coast , Midwest , or out West.
We are all just humans at the end of the day.
Keep your content flowing.
Humor is good for the soul .
U had me crying 3x lady was upset. 😅😅😅
Don't Press charges 😂
No te ases "buey" ...... she paid what she weighed.
She served you lemons; and you made lemon aide on beautiful sunny day.
Keep doing your thang homie. I’ve been out 12 years raising my kids and I still got love for all the homies. And even though you ain’t active anymore, you still put your life on the line for the cause. Keep on staying humble and you’ll be saying the same thing bro
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That was great, share PART 3
Laughed literally till my abs were on fire!!! She threw my alignment off......😂😂
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Oye "Cavelon" estas mas Loco que la chingada !
❤ But we LOVE the Torta tails. Play some Teddy Pendergrass. "Turn off the lights " some times....
One must do , what one must do ! One life one chance ; you did it.
Beats sitting in a cell !
Gotta LOVE it ❤
Lmao press charges bro
Foo ur lyingg😂😂the three bite combo was crazyyy
No cap bro
It wasn't that many clothes, they were just Hella big!!🤣🤣
Lolololololololo great story .. your a great storyteller lolololol …,keep it up loco
Thanks, will do!
Awe hell thats funny shit bro!keep em coming bro😂😂😂
Always
Damn this shit was comical 😅😂😂 funniest story you told on the channel
Always bro
Thanks for the laugh bro that was such hilarious story and for keeping it real.😂😂😂
“What do I do to myself bro to make myself happy” lmao I been there 😅
You had me rolling. 😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for the great story. 😂😂😂
Always bro I’m starting to feel bad
Funny story lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my hell I can't stop laughing.that was the funniest snit I've ever heard
😆 😂 te sales loko. I can’t stop laughing
Canoe? 🤣 🤣 🤣
3:00 her cars a gas guzzler and she's a food guzzler, chingao. You were explaining it all with such disgust😂😂😂😂😂
Your killing with this one 😂😂😂
He said "3XL 🤣🤣🤣
Hella can relate, dem big girls tho...this one had me rolling...keep up the great work
Funny a** video...i was literally laughing out loud by myself...lol...my neighbors probably thinking i'm crazy....🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You are funny im always watching your videos when im at the ports keep doing your thing you are an example of anyone could turn there life around and be positive
Thank you bro
Hahaha jhandz she displaced a lot of water 😂😂😂😂
I enjoy your channel so far you don't seem to be in all that back n forth I see going on with a lot of other channels that I used to enjoy watching. I'm raza and it felt good seeing raza come up but lately they have all been putting eachother down. I like your attitude and I enjoy your story telling. Your remind me of my primo that has passed on another reason why I like this channel stay up
Thanks bro ima be coo
LMFAO!!!!!! Car said “HHELLLPP!!!!!
Man that's karzy... Lol you the man dog...
Hahahhah, the reenactment was hilarious..oh shit, you almost died that day.hahah
Engine was gasping for air . Help ! 😂😂😂
She emptied the pool…….😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t stop laughing, Bro keep it up. I see big things coming your way 💯
Much Love From Minnesota to Cali
Appreciate that
Whats this a canoe, LMAO
Dam bro u went swimming with shamoo 😂😂😂
You got to stop bro. I'm dying laughing. This is too much. Like her. 😆 🤣 😂
Dang you look like a floaty right now!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 laughing so hard bro thank for the story
Always bro
Love your videos and you personality I always knew it was serious out there in Cali but love how you break it down . And your videos about your funny stories are second to none. I respect your character and integrity it reminds me of my self being foul for so long then getting a chance to make it right you learn to cherish integrity and character
Three bite combo was insane
Gracias La Chucky making him post it 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro I smoked an listening to this had my dying had to run it bk twice😂😂😂
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Damn 😂😂😂 trippin missing a baby toe 😂😂
You're too funny i love your stories 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
damn bro you remind me of my pops the way you explain your stories 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laughing my ass off all the way from Fresno ✌🏾✌🏾
Let’s go
🤣🤣🤣🤣your funny bro
😂😂😂 Dude you're a raconteur. One of the best.
16:07 we'll visit all these restaurants you're talking about, then come back and take a power nap before lunch😂😂😂
Yo the weed story lol. 😂😂😂 I'm laffin for real. U should be comedian. Paralyzed damn she hella big 😂😂😂😂
Bro you had me laughing the whole drive from Fresno to hanford this morning😂. This is one if not the best two funny ass videos that made me laugh from the soul. You said she was giving you cpr chest compressions when she finally jumped ontop😂
Really tho she kept me alive
Besides overeating 😂🤣😂🤣.... You're a fool for that one. Jay, you're funny. Keep doing your thing my boy
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The moment we all be waiting 🤣 🤣 just left the job n bam!! Jump on you tube lol
You are so funny… Hahaha
I'm literally crying 😂😂😂
This one was one funny story 😂😂😂
Cant wait see this one🤦🏽♂🤣🤣
Fuck bro.. i lost it when you said she grabbed the sour worms.... BHAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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30:50 brother you need to seek counseling, you are traumatized 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I should be ok
You know the camera puts on 10pounds😂😂😂😂😂
This foo. You need to start an animated series with these torta tales the way you be tellin em 😂
Bro I picture you like the guy in the movie get out the part can't move 😅😂😂
I was waiting for a shamu joke when you said her swimsuit was black and she had a white towel around her at the pool 😂
I swear that hard breathing is recorded on the intro of freaky tales podcast.
😂😂😂 hella funny homie
Brooooo wtf😂😂😂😂
28:32 she pulled off the toga or onsie and you said, "Get over here whodini" 😂😂
Alright homie this one had me rolling... Good shit
Gave her a kiss on her big forehead lmfao 🤣
The thumbnail though 😂😂😂😂
1:48 needed some extra money because obviously...she can eat😂😂😂😂😂
Thisss ninja said she was shaped like R2-D2 😂😂😂😂 that shit had me roiling 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lmao 😂 hilarious
Lmao funny story Homie! Enjoying your streams for sure much love from Las Cruces NM
She defiled you homie😂 press them charges
Nothin but big toes 🤣🤣🤣
Get that money my boi 💵💲💵💲
Funny stuff bro. Much love and respect from SATX
Homie these are your best videos you are a naturally funny dude for real homie
Thank you
Had me cracking up 😂
Too Fat to Furious 😂😂😂
I aint sucking on toes that's a mouth full 💀🤣🤣
Listening to this shit with my 14 year old daughter in the car lol o was dying 😂
Great story homie. Hope this girl don't watch this video because she going to be so embarrass
Bro! You could totally tell that you’re lying when you tell these stories, bro you literally make them up as you go!!😂
Good video too funny keep up the good work love your videos❤❤❤❤
3X 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fat and the furious!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best channel on the tube
Keep it bro they are fire 🔥 story later on you should interview your mom bro what she thinks about your tortas adventures
I might
Lmao bruh I’m dying
Let me get a 3x 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Best you tube i mean that man. Look forward to your video everyday
Thanks bro
13:30 did she have lonja hanging over the chanclas😂😂😂😂
Foo something don’t add up to go to Pismo you don’t have to go thru no grapevine 🤔 lol
Where I’m at
Wait how you get to Pismo through the grapevine lol. Funny af though.haha keep it up bro.
That was hell of funny!!!
Thanks and nice profile pic
Foo that was hella funny af lol
This dude hilarious… deflated the air out of his body lmfaooo
Looking for the 12s🤣🤣🤣
Damn man sounds like she blocked out the sun when yall came threw!!!!
Stop eating the cameras 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣