[AUDIO RP] Artificial Intelligence Analyzes You!

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  • @DukeTheRebel
    @DukeTheRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This is awesome thank you so much Bethy!

    • @Knightbird
      @Knightbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another epic gamer win😁

  • @Nyxlave
    @Nyxlave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Internally, you are fine."
    Not much of an analyst if you can't even tell I'm dead inside lol

    • @coffee7644
      @coffee7644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are fine not good

  • @tirpitztoxipony2858
    @tirpitztoxipony2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “You’re about to become the Immediate past president of the being alive club”

  • @murlocmaster6192
    @murlocmaster6192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *is bleeding out due to a knife in the gut* WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS JUST A STOMACH ACHE!!!

    • @jovietydus6719
      @jovietydus6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

    • @souls49
      @souls49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU DIDN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE *H U H?*

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE WAS ON THE FLOOR BEGING FOR MERCY BUT STABED HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN

    • @michaelverissimo2666
      @michaelverissimo2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM. WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM"

  • @jovietydus6719
    @jovietydus6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "you have some physical damage outside your body"
    Do the damages include 28 stab wounds?

    • @realMrVent
      @realMrVent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *aggressively slaps desk with file*

    • @nyarlathotep47
      @nyarlathotep47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well...he didnt leave me a chance sooooo

    • @d360vr8
      @d360vr8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @lsomething l HE WAS BLEEDING BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY

  • @tretheweeb
    @tretheweeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    One of my favorite games was Portal... that pic brings back memories

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bulldowozer5858 did someone said potato ☺🔪🗡🍟

  • @b4nd1t9
    @b4nd1t9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:22 ok I try to relax when I listen to these but that perfect line and delivery had me in tears, your a brilliant woman Ms bethy

  • @tyguybrowser806
    @tyguybrowser806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That was hilarious, I busted out laughing when Glad0s said to "stop being a baby, and man up" XD

  • @boldblues
    @boldblues 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ‘That is only a stomach pain, you are fine.’
    Cut to a person missing several limbs.

    • @jediknightking
      @jediknightking 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Courier Named Six I gave a like just because of ur username... big fallout nv fan.

  • @expiredtacomeat8704
    @expiredtacomeat8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Physical damage on the out side on the body and nothing damaged on the insides
    Me: jokes on you my depression makes me not feel that
    Depression:*brakes down door*
    Me:oh no

  • @shilopnamreg6468
    @shilopnamreg6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:45 THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

    • @ardeus1815
      @ardeus1815 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a POTATO .

    • @lunerwolf6588
      @lunerwolf6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shilop Namreg dragovich kravchenko steiner they must die

  • @TheGJone2777
    @TheGJone2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wait so I when through all that agonizing pain and all I got out of it was a Lollipop?!? 😡😡
    WORTH IT! 👍

  • @thedankerofmemes5399
    @thedankerofmemes5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Her: "you leave me no choice"
    *camera switches to other room, 106 femur breaker sound is heard*

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Neato robot voice? I'm hooked. *edit* 4:21 Tsundere robot in the future? XD

  • @twas_a_cat7721
    @twas_a_cat7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not gonna lie I'm a little bit disappointed that listener didn't jump when she asked to lie down.
    1/5 cakes
    (the cake is a lie, the video was obviously awesome)

    • @vaughnmcfarland634
      @vaughnmcfarland634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was wondering if somebody was going to mention the cake

  • @HarlanHughes
    @HarlanHughes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:52 Hearing any audio like this give me the major creeps (which is why I refuse to listen to number station recordings), but overall enjoyed this one.

    • @justrevvy2001
      @justrevvy2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did ya ever play call of duty black ops 1?

  • @JohnDoe-ov5ki
    @JohnDoe-ov5ki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You did great job on this video
    Bethy VA you're voice was very gorgeous just like you

  • @darkraiwerewolf1596
    @darkraiwerewolf1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glados?! I remember that ai anywhere in my lego game she almost killed me

  • @aelita6619
    @aelita6619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love BethyVA, her videos just make my day and have helped me through my darkest days!!! Thank U for all that u do 😘❤️

  • @-That1Ghost-
    @-That1Ghost- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: looks at thumb nail
    My brain: we're gonna die

  • @joshuahoener2603
    @joshuahoener2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Oh it’s you”

  • @gundamguy6651
    @gundamguy6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Robot: all I can give you is this lollipop
    Me: aight, lemme get that... uh, tf is this?
    Robot: that is a lollipop
    Me: ITS FUCKING ORANGE EW

  • @azurvolt6380
    @azurvolt6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cake was a lie THE CAKE WAS A LIE

  • @alekztorres5186
    @alekztorres5186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Using a memetic kill agent to run a test on us kinda counter productive

  • @Shadders2010
    @Shadders2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The stomachache was not a lie...

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm about to pour myself a nice bowl of Glado's

  • @lunerwolf6588
    @lunerwolf6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:54 Hudson:what are the numbers mason what do they mean

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_WE WANTED STEINER ALIVE_* WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM?!

  • @shye4700
    @shye4700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *tHe DeADLy neUroTOxiN*

  • @natsudragneel7516
    @natsudragneel7516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like a cool robot, I like them, and their sass

  • @agent_red108
    @agent_red108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This ai is glados from portal 2

  • @jakebautista1390
    @jakebautista1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 0:54 Ouch that hurts really hurts 😭

  • @ebany2244
    @ebany2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s GlAdos! Run!

  • @shirite
    @shirite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I am sad that you are still experiencing...” said in that tone . Great one there! Thx for the great vid btw. :)

  • @iaindebernitz6003
    @iaindebernitz6003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glados. I thought you were a potato Glados.

  • @Squiggles01
    @Squiggles01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unless there will be cake, I'd gladly tap you in the room where the robots scream at you for all time.

  • @aelita6619
    @aelita6619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BethyVA is so awesome and my favorite ASMR Personality ever!!!

  • @kylefinn5301
    @kylefinn5301 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Judging from the thumbnail, I’m honestly surprised I wasn’t dead in the first minute of this, because of something only people who’ve played Portal/Portal 2 will know

  • @Rilshock
    @Rilshock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Speechless, it’s just so good

  • @veryfarawayhorse7
    @veryfarawayhorse7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why am i getting ''i am mother'' vibes. (go watch it on Netflix)

  • @MrCyberly
    @MrCyberly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ThE cAkE iS a LiE

  • @Chimera_VA
    @Chimera_VA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But is the cake a lie? That's what I want you to analyze

  • @Zapper-Zac
    @Zapper-Zac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!

    • @Ben-kp9jn
      @Ben-kp9jn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zapperzac a god damm LIE!!!!

    • @redsquirrel4683
      @redsquirrel4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah I see you are a person of cultur

  • @shadesoul4247
    @shadesoul4247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:12 I think you mispronounced "deadly neurotoxin".

  • @ohmabones2492
    @ohmabones2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well this is the part where he kill us
    Hello this is the part where i kill you
    Chapter: The part where he kills you

  • @kalijando6795
    @kalijando6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *gets rpg and shoots with it*
    This is enough.

  • @doctorwho3708
    @doctorwho3708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me through all out of this.
    Me: You do realize I haven't said a word til now right? I mean, yeah, I did freak out earlier and I am sorry about that, bit otherwise. I do nothing.

  • @loribilleter5808
    @loribilleter5808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This reminds me of a female vega from doom

  • @glitchboi5811
    @glitchboi5811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love ur voice!! 😍😍😍

  • @balancemaster2944
    @balancemaster2944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The only thing I can really give you is this lollipop"
    Really? That is too funny.

  • @zarnex_xiii
    @zarnex_xiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm here to save you not kill you... *I have heard that many times before by your kind*

  • @kinomarinos9349
    @kinomarinos9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    IDK Y BUT THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH

  • @jakolken7131
    @jakolken7131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:52
    *THE NUMBERS MASON*

  • @Tigershark_3082
    @Tigershark_3082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very yes. I like.

  • @friendlylocalpunlady
    @friendlylocalpunlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHA I FEEL VERY AT EASE WHEN A FELLOW HUMAN TAKES CARE OF MY MAINTA- HEALTH. I FIND IT VERY PLEASING TO MY SENSO- SENSES.

  • @sumrandoonline9469
    @sumrandoonline9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just saying if it’s Ai shouldn’t it be capable of learning how to feel emotions?
    Edit: Never mind the “man up” part was good and had me laughing more than I should have

  • @phase623
    @phase623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't know who will get this, but almost sounds like the voice used in the intro at the Mugar Omni Theater in the Museum of Science in Boston

  • @shonenbag6478
    @shonenbag6478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a guy who draws and writes about robots on a minute-by-minute basis, this is...
    (Prepare for a One Neo Eon inside joke...)
    Wow, it's like Eon turned on my for having 20 pages that diverted into Yumiko's backstory and took the focus off of him.

  • @SuperTiberian
    @SuperTiberian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay that's weird, I just bought and was playing Portal 2 just a few days ago and now this video suddenly pops up.

  • @Prizmo-rc7ni
    @Prizmo-rc7ni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The cake is a lie....

  • @johngavin3180
    @johngavin3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know if i were to be talked down to by a robot, would be so hard to finish each sentence by calling me a meatbag.

  • @APersonWhoDrinksMilk
    @APersonWhoDrinksMilk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    me no likey bleeding and neurotoxin

  • @Volnas97
    @Volnas97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me? Okay look, we’ve both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

  • @aruangasenpai
    @aruangasenpai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *CYBORG NINJA INTENSIFIES*

  • @killkabin676
    @killkabin676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BishBot 9000: am sad that u r in pain (no I’m not)
    Woooooow my self esteem is @ a all time low now it’s @ a all time negative low

  • @jeremysorejian
    @jeremysorejian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:46 omg goku

  • @ryannicholls3103
    @ryannicholls3103 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the sassiness

  • @sakeviyokoyama9253
    @sakeviyokoyama9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beth is Glados nice video keep up the good work

  • @brianlanes4298
    @brianlanes4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like narrator of the first Mirror Edge

  • @mr.greenface3105
    @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Robots voice jumpes five octaves*
    Jesus wtf was in that anesthetic ...

  • @blackmuffin7406
    @blackmuffin7406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine getting lectured by a robot with advanced AI that doesn't exist

  • @mileonaslionclaw2525
    @mileonaslionclaw2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please tell me that isn’t glados.

  • @alanfinck5595
    @alanfinck5595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I...AM...NOT...A...MORON!!!!!

    • @clan_boyd
      @clan_boyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, you are! You’re the moron they built to make me an idiot!

  • @ranarelianae524
    @ranarelianae524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy goddamn. That was nice. Granted, if you were to do this again, a little more emotion, even if forced, would be better. I'm just thinking back to Portal 2 (favorite game to date btw) and how GLaDOS had some more programmed emotions than 1. Tl;dr, the monotony was my only complaint. Also, glad ya didn't go full GLaDOS because otherwise it would've involved trying to kill the listener. Again, and again, and again. XD

  • @awacslongcaster7394
    @awacslongcaster7394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok glados whatever you say. Well I can at least thank you for checking me out.

  • @ianmurphy3611
    @ianmurphy3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a triumph

  • @sidium7344
    @sidium7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spaceeeeeeeeeeee

  • @sparkermachy
    @sparkermachy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    wild numbers station

  • @killkabin676
    @killkabin676 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *robot waifu appears from thin air*

  • @muhammadnuralhafiz
    @muhammadnuralhafiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not going to uncloak

  • @Ben-kp9jn
    @Ben-kp9jn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where’s the portal gun when you need it

  • @janikhuppeler4077
    @janikhuppeler4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we get a snuggling with Glados video?

  • @bewisoffical
    @bewisoffical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *The Numbers Mason! What do they mean?*

  • @kolbymiller3440
    @kolbymiller3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please don't put me through mind tests where I have to think with portals.

  • @coffee7644
    @coffee7644 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Making Dark Souls references seems to be my M.O.

  • @jams9067
    @jams9067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Robot and ASMR 😍

  • @isdaaviaveal3951
    @isdaaviaveal3951 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mama GlAd0s!!

  • @MarieAmeliaFreyaAster
    @MarieAmeliaFreyaAster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Internally fine? Why am I here in the first place then xD?

  • @funbombz2437
    @funbombz2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is she a potato though?

  • @curtoonstudios3809
    @curtoonstudios3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know it’s a huge long shot but could do an Ultron voice?

  • @creaturetransylvania8943
    @creaturetransylvania8943 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool.

  • @paolomiguelpimentel6120
    @paolomiguelpimentel6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    GLaDOS voice update is a bit astonishing.

  • @carlospomares3225
    @carlospomares3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:52 what is the name of that audio in the background?

    • @BethyVA
      @BethyVA  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carlos Pomares it was audio provided in TH-cam Creator Studio, I believed it was called robot coding or something

    • @carlospomares3225
      @carlospomares3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks!

  • @COSMINIC
    @COSMINIC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMN TUMS DAMNIT

  • @Shadders2010
    @Shadders2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How can you be fine with a stomachache?

  • @JustPNG_
    @JustPNG_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    reminds me of Handsome Jack + Destiny 2 Fail Safe AI on Nessus.
    I don't know whether to laugh or feel hurt 😂😂😂

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alexa, it is not what it looks like!

  • @shadowkingdarksin3980
    @shadowkingdarksin3980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a sassy ai and also i hate niddles 💉😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

  • @RustyArgonianKnight
    @RustyArgonianKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:55 *THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN*

  • @robindabank8394
    @robindabank8394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Muh harddrive

  • @dragan7699
    @dragan7699 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beep boop boop boop beep