asmon let me and my fam move in and show you how to be a degenerate gamer, but also not live in literaly death and decay. ill fix it up for ya, just pay for the stuff lol
You can see how Asmon is really the mature one and Tectone is just a walmart version trying to be Asmon. But the difference is Asmon is actually thinking and have good takes overall. Imagine thinking Rage baiting is okay because it's the purpose of the internet is crazy talk 😂
AND he's gonna clean his house. Honestly, I feel like he has no idea how bad his health is and he will feel much better once he cleans up his house. It sounds like there is 100% mold and/or fungus all over.
I live a lot like asmond but it’s because I’m a depressed alcoholic. Every month or so I’ll clean everything up but it ends up getting nasty again. It’s a never ending cycle.
@@jordan2735I'm a recovering alcoholic. I promise you, that alcohol makes everything a 100x worse. Get sober and allot of that depression will clear up. First 6 months is the hardest. After a few weeks you will have a very noticeable change in everything. Alcohol ruined my life. It's a very hard cycle to break.
Asmongold: I puked in my shower and didn’t clean it for 3 years Asmongold: my house smells like rotting animal Asmongold: I shower once a month Asmongold: my bathroom is a shithole with mold Also asmongold: “well I’m just not dirty”
I think Asmon is gonna be shocked at how much better he feels physically after getting a good mattress and cleaning his house. Living like a fiend is only doable for a certain time and he's getting to the age where that sh!t don't fly anymore. I am at that point too and learning the same lesson.
@@Dadslife91 apparently you aren't at the point in life where you've mastered reading comprehension, OP was saying the point in life where you have to actually care about the position you sleep in, how much water you drink, living in filth, young bodies will recover without worry but at a certain point you realize hey this didn't bother me years ago but I can't do shit like this anymore. 🧐
He should just pay people to thrown everything out and do a deep cleaning, then pay a maid to come in twice a week. He can buy back what he needs. The level of laziness or embarrassment is incredible, he has the money for it.
This is a special podcast, somehow Asmon’s mattress arc touched on every human emotion, hubris, disgust, wholesomeness, sleepiness, a truly all encapsulating tale
I love this podcast. This is such an outlier for the content I normally consume but I look forward to this shit more than most. Glad to have you all back
I think it's because they say the radio was first invented in the late 18 hundreds, and the civil war is also in the late 18 hundreds. But when you look at the actual dates there's a 40 years difference. Yea I'm trying to make an excuse for the guy, he's an idiot.
@@vierdant not knowing every detail doesnt make you an idiot, just uneducated. there is a difference, and calling someone you dont know much about an idiot for never learning every detail about history is idiotic sort of, the irony
The thing about early 20's girls getting surgery is I think elite rich people started getting surgery to look good but then it became so associated with rich high status people that it became a high status thing to do regardless of the benefits to your appearance. It is like piercings and tattoos. It is partly for your appearance but also partly or sometimes entirely about being a part of a culture.
I think early 20s girls get work done such as Botox because they get told it’s best to start early before your skin starts sagging and getting wrinkly so they can “preserve” their youthful look rather than trying to get rid of their wrinkles and sags.
Asmon really needs to renovate to get rid of the mold. I lived in a moldy house for years and it made me extremely ill and wrecked my immune system. Never been the same since. And it took forever to diagnose the issue because doctors don't consider mold exposure.
You're right, they completely disregard the mold potential because when I started getting seizures out of no where and they didn't know what the cause was so they thought I was on drugs🤦.
@@godpop I had a similar experience. I was basically moving like a zombie, dragging my feet, weak heart, could only speak in a soft voice, etc. I went to the ER and they just left me there for over an hour. When I was called on, some nurse kneels between my legs and is smiling and asking me questions. Very WEIRD and it seemed more like flirting than being professional. I was then sent to a room to see a doctor, I must have waited another 30 mins. at least. They drew some blood, and I waited about an hour. During this time a nurse and another doctor would stop by and try to convince me I was having panic attacks or some mental health problem. Finally I got the results and they were of course all negative and they just shrugged and handed me a slip of paper, "Heart palpitations." And in the next 2 months I received 3 separate bills totalling $3,500... The funny thing is after waiting so long in the hospital, I started to feel a lot better. Turns out it was just the purified air in the ER/hospital that helped clear out the mold exposure lol.
I love this fuckin podcast guys, such a breath of fresh air from all the nonstop content slop and drama baiting, just dudes hangin out talkin about the things they like.
1:14:50 metal has a lower specific heat than water; it takes much less energy to heat up the same amount of metal that it would water, meaning the metal would heat up faster than the water if the same amount of both were given the same input of energy.
Blood eagle is a Viking torture method, and if you didn't scream or make any noise you would be in the halls of Valhalla when you die afterwards but if you screamed or made noises you'd going to hel
Love steak and eggs and love your channel’s, keep up the fabulous work 😊, thank you for making my Friday great it was a rough day today so you guys really helped keep me balanced lol , never change guys each of you are one of a kind keep shining 🌟
I can’t believe it ,but asmon actually got a Lord of the rings fact wrong. in fact Eru interfered with Arda three times and the one time he missed was when Numenor got sank.
when i buy a new mattress, i always leave its plastic cover over it for the first 5 years. that way when you take it off, you have a brand new bed. its like owning 2 beds in one
An amazing book series with a shit end is, The Lightbringer, by Brent Weeks. An amazing series where some characters die and come back, or die and never come back is, Malazan Book of the Fallen, by Steven Erikson.
1 million percent agree about Lightbringer series. World building and the story were incredibly until they brought the literally God into the world to Deus Ex Machina that shit. I'm glad the author found religion and is happier about life, but it really didn't need to be in the book.
@@pixelmeth The Lightbringer, has one of the best magic systems. The fourth book was also a little off from the rest of the series, but I could not get over the ending. I'm just glad it was only five books.
@@sojtus8681 It is my favorite fantasy series, and by a pretty wide margin. I think Asmongold would like it, considering that he pretty much describes the series when he talks about what he wants in a game's story. I don't know Emiru that well, but it wouldn't surprise me if she would enjoy the series. I don't think they would have issues reading it, but the time would be another thing.
Had to pause this to say that when tectone said "I think Fable is one of the best trilogies" then said "But I havent played Fable 1" If you played one, you probably wouldnt think 2 and 3 were that great. Especially the ending of 2. I wish I had played the first Fable and stopped there. Also another great podcast guys. ❤
In some countries International Women's Day is a holiday and women are given flowers at work (the day prior or after) and by their SO's. So yeah it's a real holiday in some parts of the world. 😊
I loved Asmon's SIlmarillion lore segment. He got a few things wrong, but it was cool. He should do an episode or something where he teaches the lore to people. That's been pretty popular for Warhammer 40k these past few years with Bricky and a shit ton of Vtubers for some reason.
Tectone reminds me of my friends that didn’t graduate high school, they are doing fine in life but seem to not know just random basic facts that most people know
1:40:03 2h swords arent as burdensome as video games portray them as. They do pack a nice punch though. They were well balanced and weighed 4-6lbs. I absolutely hate when models have to heft a 2h sword like it's as heavy as a post secured with concrete pulled from the ground.
A lot of the people are saying "bear > man" on tiktok because dudes like tectone get super triggered and give them free engagement by writing long hate comments or Twitter replies.
Exactly. The question is leading. It is like asking a guy if he would rather listen to a woman or an alarm buzzer going off. The truth is we would rather listen to a woman but the sort of playful thing to say is the alarm buzzer.
When you guys were talking about metal boiling faster than water, you meant the specific heat. It's generally lower on metals so they get heated faster
The thing about Bear vs Man, people know nothing about bears. The way the bear would act depends on so many factors. What species is it? Is it a starving runt ? A female with cubs ? Did you surprise it ? Blood Eagle is a Viking execution, and they pull out your lungs, not your ribs.
I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!!
I've had LASIK and when they pull the layer you can literally see limbo, not kidding. Kinda scary but exciting. I'd recommend to ask them to visualize what you'll see during operation and where to look at correctly, that's the only thing I'd wish they showed me...
The movie that got me hooked on Tolkien was 1979's Hobbit. I watched it back in 1984. I was 4 years old. I think it was at that moment, I was destined to be a nerd.
The blood-eagle ritual-killing is from Norse literature and appears in only two instances, the victims are both noblemen (Halfdan Haaleg or "Long-leg" was a prince; Ælla of Northumbria a king), and both of the executions were in retaliation for the murder of a father.
Everytime tectone says something about History or other Things you should know about i‘m Like „yeah i can see why the Rest of the world think what they think about Americans“ but then theres Asmon, he carries so hard that i think its just a tectone thing :D love you guys ❤️
The 'blood eagle' was a form of human sacrifice practiced by viking era Scandinavians. But historians who specialize in that region say that it was far from being a common practice.
When it comes to cosmetic surgeries it usually isn't noticeable when you remove something. When you are adding something it is very noticeable and when it is noticeable it never looks good.
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make a deal! Tectone read a history book and asmond clean ur house!
asmon let me and my fam move in and show you how to be a degenerate gamer, but also not live in literaly death and decay. ill fix it up for ya, just pay for the stuff lol
Heckler: "ROCKET MONEY!"
You can see how Asmon is really the mature one and Tectone is just a walmart version trying to be Asmon. But the difference is Asmon is actually thinking and have good takes overall. Imagine thinking Rage baiting is okay because it's the purpose of the internet is crazy talk 😂
Plasmodium gold
Asmon willing to buy a new bed is actually an insane internet lore moment
AND he's gonna clean his house. Honestly, I feel like he has no idea how bad his health is and he will feel much better once he cleans up his house. It sounds like there is 100% mold and/or fungus all over.
@@Pandamonium626once you lay with the fungus, you become one with it. I wouldnt worry about his health that much
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I live a lot like asmond but it’s because I’m a depressed alcoholic. Every month or so I’ll clean everything up but it ends up getting nasty again. It’s a never ending cycle.
@@jordan2735I'm a recovering alcoholic. I promise you, that alcohol makes everything a 100x worse. Get sober and allot of that depression will clear up. First 6 months is the hardest. After a few weeks you will have a very noticeable change in everything. Alcohol ruined my life. It's a very hard cycle to break.
Emi got covid, stayed in her room, played 13 games of League and started hearing shit.. man.. League is truly rough
I thought she said she starting "Urine shitting" I'm like what the hell even is that lol
Nah, us League enjoyers just built different
@@LegendaryBrandon1like diarrhea but out your urethra
The voices: _" SKREEEEEEEEEE!!! " " LOOOSEEEER! NOOOOOOOB!! " " REEEEEEEEEE! "_
Really surprised. How the fuck we are talking about covid in 2024
Asmongold: I puked in my shower and didn’t clean it for 3 years
Asmongold: my house smells like rotting animal
Asmongold: I shower once a month
Asmongold: my bathroom is a shithole with mold
Also asmongold: “well I’m just not dirty”
to be fair, he did clean his bathroom before Tec and Emi came over for steaks. It was actually clean. Yes, im surprised too.
@@xhandheleIf I remember correctly even he knew it was way too dirty and didn’t want them to be in it like that
@@xhandhele he cleaned it once. to be fair, his point still stands lol
@@xhandhelei thought emiru got sick from being there. or was it just slander against baldie
I mean to be fair, it's not like he's rolling around on the dirty floor
I think Asmon is gonna be shocked at how much better he feels physically after getting a good mattress and cleaning his house. Living like a fiend is only doable for a certain time and he's getting to the age where that sh!t don't fly anymore. I am at that point too and learning the same lesson.
@@Dadslife91 apparently you aren't at the point in life where you've mastered reading comprehension, OP was saying the point in life where you have to actually care about the position you sleep in, how much water you drink, living in filth, young bodies will recover without worry but at a certain point you realize hey this didn't bother me years ago but I can't do shit like this anymore. 🧐
@@Dadslife91 Wow, your so cool
Nope, he will definitely be dead within a month after getting the new bed. His body wouldn't be able to handle the shock.
I heard he grew up like that, so it’s near impossible to fix that kind of hoarder problem.
He’s getting to the age where his immune system is gonna start failing him if he doesn’t change his lifestyle
I’d watch the renovation of Asmon’s house heck yeah. Make it a series even totally down. Get him a new setup , all that good stuff
I'm down for an OTK rendition of "Hoarders". Lol.
That would be interesting and to see the transformation of his house would be pretty cool like one of those before and afters.
That's a house stuck in time. it's like a historical artifact. we can't lose that.
it wouldnt even cost him very much to hire cleaners to do it for him.
He should just pay people to thrown everything out and do a deep cleaning, then pay a maid to come in twice a week. He can buy back what he needs. The level of laziness or embarrassment is incredible, he has the money for it.
Everyone forgot that Tectone thought WW2 was in the 1800s
44:35
Never forget.
Never forget
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Bro..😂
I could listen to Asmon talk about LoTR for hours
you sound like his GF
@@notjesicayouknow Abdul get the rocks
@@Critterfurr re*ard im asian
@@Critterfurr stop with old meme kids you just wite boy from Minnesota nothing special about you
Tectone thinks 2014 was 30 years ago
and he is right. Feelings don´t care about your facts.
It was.
I talk about the mid 2000s like it was yesterday and got called out for it last night 😂😂😂 I just say there mind blown it was like 20 years ago.
By 2044 I'm sure most of us will be dead
@@Kid_CharlemagneSomeone born in 2000 will be in their mid-20s next year. Let that sink in
Tectones the kind of guy to scratch his head with his feet.
Like a dog
And Tectones d°°k said: _" Dude just pull your foreskin over your bald head. Fixed. "_
( _Yeah I too just wanted to write something wierd._ )
Like a cat
He definitely bites his toenails off.
Like a caveman
This has to be the most Emiru has ever talked on the podcast. It was a nice change of pace.
This is a special podcast, somehow Asmon’s mattress arc touched on every human emotion, hubris, disgust, wholesomeness, sleepiness, a truly all encapsulating tale
I love this podcast. This is such an outlier for the content I normally consume but I look forward to this shit more than most. Glad to have you all back
Tectone: "My life's been horrible."
Emi: "We know." 🤣
"Heyo Asmon, you get new clothes?"
"Dude, this shirt was white a month ago."
My favourite history podcast is back lets go!!
42:41 Did Tectone just say they had radio during the civil war? LMAO
There was telegraph.
I think it's because they say the radio was first invented in the late 18 hundreds, and the civil war is also in the late 18 hundreds. But when you look at the actual dates there's a 40 years difference.
Yea I'm trying to make an excuse for the guy, he's an idiot.
another point to the school is dumb argument
He was waiting for them to make fun of him for it, he was just trolling
@@vierdant not knowing every detail doesnt make you an idiot, just uneducated. there is a difference, and calling someone you dont know much about an idiot for never learning every detail about history is idiotic sort of, the irony
Omg guys I found your podcast a few weeks ago and I can't stop watching it!! Love the content!
Asmon reaching for the hilt of his sword as he asks Emi if she tested negative, lmao
Thank god, she gave the right answer! 🤣
"YoU pLAguE RiDdeN RAt!"
The thing about early 20's girls getting surgery is I think elite rich people started getting surgery to look good but then it became so associated with rich high status people that it became a high status thing to do regardless of the benefits to your appearance. It is like piercings and tattoos. It is partly for your appearance but also partly or sometimes entirely about being a part of a culture.
I think early 20s girls get work done such as Botox because they get told it’s best to start early before your skin starts sagging and getting wrinkly so they can “preserve” their youthful look rather than trying to get rid of their wrinkles and sags.
Because they are girls not women... Children without personality
Stupid zoomers
Rich people are usually just better looking. Better genes means they reproduce successfully.
Asmon really needs to renovate to get rid of the mold. I lived in a moldy house for years and it made me extremely ill and wrecked my immune system. Never been the same since. And it took forever to diagnose the issue because doctors don't consider mold exposure.
You're right, they completely disregard the mold potential because when I started getting seizures out of no where and they didn't know what the cause was so they thought I was on drugs🤦.
@@godpop I had a similar experience. I was basically moving like a zombie, dragging my feet, weak heart, could only speak in a soft voice, etc. I went to the ER and they just left me there for over an hour. When I was called on, some nurse kneels between my legs and is smiling and asking me questions. Very WEIRD and it seemed more like flirting than being professional. I was then sent to a room to see a doctor, I must have waited another 30 mins. at least. They drew some blood, and I waited about an hour. During this time a nurse and another doctor would stop by and try to convince me I was having panic attacks or some mental health problem. Finally I got the results and they were of course all negative and they just shrugged and handed me a slip of paper, "Heart palpitations." And in the next 2 months I received 3 separate bills totalling $3,500...
The funny thing is after waiting so long in the hospital, I started to feel a lot better. Turns out it was just the purified air in the ER/hospital that helped clear out the mold exposure lol.
> Emiru talks about the Blood Eagle
> Asmon thinks it’s Mayan or Aztec
> It’s actually Viking…
I love this fuckin podcast guys, such a breath of fresh air from all the nonstop content slop and drama baiting, just dudes hangin out talkin about the things they like.
GUYS ITS HOT I JUST WANTED TO WEAR SANDLES PLSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😊
👣-OnlyFans when?! 👀
The dogs are out, for free?
Fruit stomp stream when
you slayed queen 💅✨
@@Vatolicious smosh video
Emiru’s sassy “yeah we know” when tectone interrupted her intro was too good 😂
Tectone thinks the civil war was in the 1900’s
Also Tectone: I think the Civil war was cooler
33:48 My man, Eru intervened when the Numenorians tried to conquer Valinor too
Always look forward to the podcast on friday, love you guys
1:14:50 metal has a lower specific heat than water; it takes much less energy to heat up the same amount of metal that it would water, meaning the metal would heat up faster than the water if the same amount of both were given the same input of energy.
"Have you heard of the Blood Eagle?" Respect to Emi for the solid knowledge base.
good for you dude, take care of your health! the earlier and thorough you start, the better your later stages in life are going to be.
Emiru's judge eyes during Tectone's Lynx story flipping back and forth between the two guys just killed me lmao
Asmon geeking out about LoTR was exceptional!
Blood eagle is a Viking torture method, and if you didn't scream or make any noise you would be in the halls of Valhalla when you die afterwards but if you screamed or made noises you'd going to hel
How the fuck wouldn’t you make any noise goddamn LOL
@@magdieldexter that's kinda the point 😂
Love steak and eggs and love your channel’s, keep up the fabulous work 😊, thank you for making my Friday great it was a rough day today so you guys really helped keep me balanced lol , never change guys each of you are one of a kind keep shining 🌟
9:45 imagine having those in the public restrooms in America where there’s a 2ft gap between the floor and the bottom of the stall walls/door 💀
The Civil War was actually so underestimates for its time that people would actually set up picnics for the first few battles.
LETS GOOOO WE ARE SO BACK
Hi shinya
is that THE lolShinya?!??!?!?!
@@rokurio861 maybe
thanks for another great episode glad to see you guys back
I swear history with tectone gets better and better every episode. Man is off by decades.
I can’t believe it ,but asmon actually got a Lord of the rings fact wrong. in fact Eru interfered with Arda three times and the one time he missed was when Numenor got sank.
Hard to focus on the episode when Teccy's just got his grippers on full display.
Even tectone isn't safe from nick. 😧
LMAO at Asmon at the very beginning asking about the negative test while subtly readying the katana behind him 😂😂
I'm happy for him to have a clean home. it'll make him feel better.
Ngl my morning sucked when I didn't have this on the way to work. Appreciate yall fr
Finally bro its ok to tell people we have schizophrenia without fear of being called a monster. You rock tec, highlight of my day.
Teccy Is always open to talk about himself without filters
when i buy a new mattress, i always leave its plastic cover over it for the first 5 years. that way when you take it off, you have a brand new bed. its like owning 2 beds in one
31:45 What show is that??? I way too curious now!
Literally I had back pain too and I got a new pillow and started sleeping on my back and boom back pain gone. Crazy how little things change so much.
After playing Wuthering waves, I appreciate tectone a lot more
Asmon: "Whenever I play a game, I beat the game."
Fatalis: "Are you sure about that?"
An amazing book series with a shit end is, The Lightbringer, by Brent Weeks.
An amazing series where some characters die and come back, or die and never come back is, Malazan Book of the Fallen, by Steven Erikson.
1 million percent agree about Lightbringer series. World building and the story were incredibly until they brought the literally God into the world to Deus Ex Machina that shit.
I'm glad the author found religion and is happier about life, but it really didn't need to be in the book.
Yeah, Malazan Boook of the Fallen is great.
@@pixelmeth The Lightbringer, has one of the best magic systems. The fourth book was also a little off from the rest of the series, but I could not get over the ending. I'm just glad it was only five books.
@@sojtus8681 It is my favorite fantasy series, and by a pretty wide margin. I think Asmongold would like it, considering that he pretty much describes the series when he talks about what he wants in a game's story. I don't know Emiru that well, but it wouldn't surprise me if she would enjoy the series. I don't think they would have issues reading it, but the time would be another thing.
Had to pause this to say that when tectone said "I think Fable is one of the best trilogies" then said "But I havent played Fable 1"
If you played one, you probably wouldnt think 2 and 3 were that great. Especially the ending of 2. I wish I had played the first Fable and stopped there.
Also another great podcast guys. ❤
Someone tell Tectone. June is also Mens Mental Health Month but it gets completely overshadowed by coorporate PR.
Pride is also a sin do idk why its celebrated
I was told at a young age that it's not about outrunning the enemy, it's outrunning your friends. Good on you Tectone.
In some countries International Women's Day is a holiday and women are given flowers at work (the day prior or after) and by their SO's.
So yeah it's a real holiday in some parts of the world. 😊
I loved Asmon's SIlmarillion lore segment. He got a few things wrong, but it was cool. He should do an episode or something where he teaches the lore to people. That's been pretty popular for Warhammer 40k these past few years with Bricky and a shit ton of Vtubers for some reason.
I will never understand how Tectone has an existing fanbase
you must be that 40 year old delulu guy hating on him xD
Tectone reminds me of my friends that didn’t graduate high school, they are doing fine in life but seem to not know just random basic facts that most people know
Tectone thinks the war of 1812 was 1812 years ago.
1:40:03 2h swords arent as burdensome as video games portray them as. They do pack a nice punch though. They were well balanced and weighed 4-6lbs. I absolutely hate when models have to heft a 2h sword like it's as heavy as a post secured with concrete pulled from the ground.
"is there a Father's Day?" 💀
The bamboo thing - it actually grows in a day. And it's really not going sideways.
A lot of the people are saying "bear > man" on tiktok because dudes like tectone get super triggered and give them free engagement by writing long hate comments or Twitter replies.
Exactly. The question is leading. It is like asking a guy if he would rather listen to a woman or an alarm buzzer going off. The truth is we would rather listen to a woman but the sort of playful thing to say is the alarm buzzer.
That makes them genuinely shitty people who farm engagement by using sexism. No matter how you spin it, it's exist and reflects badly on the person
It's a 100% Incel ragebait.
When you guys were talking about metal boiling faster than water, you meant the specific heat. It's generally lower on metals so they get heated faster
We're watching Emi babysit
tectone you really make the show well rounded and not boring!!! keep em coming guys love it!
1:56 not even two minutes in talking about kirby girls health & eggman changes the subject 💀
that lord of the rings segment was sick, thanks Asmon
Tectone thinks Toyota is a country.
😂
And he is right and better than you lil pup
The thing about Bear vs Man, people know nothing about bears.
The way the bear would act depends on so many factors. What species is it? Is it a starving runt ? A female with cubs ? Did you surprise it ?
Blood Eagle is a Viking execution, and they pull out your lungs, not your ribs.
How is Tectone this dumb?
Really contrasted with Asmon's deep LOTR lore drop.
Bruh, Emiru is such a breath of fresh air. Everytime she has something to say and gets cut off it's funny.
Petition to make tectone put his feet away forever.
I think Tectone should have his own history program on youtube, where he explains the history of the world
Without emmie this show would of been canceled after day one
Imma be honest - I don't think it would but you're free to hate
Asmon's deep LOTR knowledge alone makes him worth watching. Emi's cute though.
@@adilion2413 your words could move mountains
I totally agree
55:35 I 100% have blurry eyesight and am just too lazy to go to the eye doctor to get glasses. Emi right on this one in my case
I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!! I don't want to see Tectone's feet!!
I've had LASIK and when they pull the layer you can literally see limbo, not kidding. Kinda scary but exciting. I'd recommend to ask them to visualize what you'll see during operation and where to look at correctly, that's the only thing I'd wish they showed me...
I am with tectone on the cleaning shit with piss thing. There is literally no downside to it.
Animals....
I'm so happy for Asmon. He's going to feel so much better with a nice living area. I'd do it too if I could.
Nice Teccy got his toes out
He asked the right question.. "what flavor did you get" like it's a bag of candy.
😞
That’s hot 😊
59:30 damn that edit was smooth. After Emiru shows her forehead it switches to another camera and you see the edit.
OMG TECTONES GAY
AF!
Tectone is manlier than you buddy
12:41 remove "roaches".
There's nothing more relaxing than getting a cup of coffee and watching steak and eggs on Friday night, Great to see you guys back again 🙂
Tectone's whole personality feels forced holy shit
Nah I think he’s really that dumb 😂
The movie that got me hooked on Tolkien was 1979's Hobbit. I watched it back in 1984. I was 4 years old. I think it was at that moment, I was destined to be a nerd.
The blood-eagle ritual-killing is from Norse literature and appears in only two instances, the victims are both noblemen (Halfdan Haaleg or "Long-leg" was a prince; Ælla of Northumbria a king), and both of the executions were in retaliation for the murder of a father.
不要让他们忘记 Tectone 认为天安门广场大屠杀确实发生过
Tectone simultaniously doesnt know when radio was invented but came up with the idea of Esperanto all in the same episode
This was a great episode. They were all very engaged and entertaining.
Happy you all are back, feeling better ☺️💜
Everytime tectone says something about History or other Things you should know about i‘m Like „yeah i can see why the Rest of the world think what they think about Americans“ but then theres Asmon, he carries so hard that i think its just a tectone thing :D love you guys ❤️
10:53 I call that the “Piss chisel” 🤣🤣🤣
Getting new carpets and new floors too? Omg I’m so proud 🥲
The real reason they took 3 weeks off was to try to make you forget that Tectone thought WW2 was in the 1800s.
Asmon should go to Oxford and do the Tolkien tour, and go to the Eagle and Child pub where Tolkien used to drink with his friends
The 'blood eagle' was a form of human sacrifice practiced by viking era Scandinavians. But historians who specialize in that region say that it was far from being a common practice.
When it comes to cosmetic surgeries it usually isn't noticeable when you remove something. When you are adding something it is very noticeable and when it is noticeable it never looks good.
love how asmon is such a reasonable person that is still open minded enough to suddenly think about cleaning up