Now add a "hacker" unit to your own CBA fork that lets you make moves with opponent pieces because the funny potential of undoing opponents' moves (balanced by N turn cooldown so you can't go back and forth with the same unit forever)
Im actually losing it bc of how stupid everything is. This could become its actual own series lmfao Also, sad we couldnt have Icey say the concept piece of the hacker to clip it 😔
Hilariously, these videos inspire me to play this again... i would need to figure out if they got that steam version running. It's not the best, but it has its charm. Now someone recommend me a better version of chess battle advanced so i can avoid gacha mechanics
hacker: you are dev right? spaghetti monster: yeah hacker: and you can do an account? spaghetti monster: yeah hacker: so you give me crates? spaghetti monster: makes sense to me hacker: then give crate. or lose game. spaghetti monster: i can't do that
I guess harassing some game dev with similar intellect level is a wet dream of a coolhatsker З. Ы. Шахматная битва продвинута... I feel it will promote to queen, sorry, to bishop in a couple of videos
10:34 Idk to me this reads as the dev making fun of the hacker by taking their idea seriously I'm in this community, and to me in these videos you haven't shown enough evidence for me to assume that dev is stupid Like from watching your videos I don't dislike the dev enough, it just sounds like you're being mean
the spaghetti monster is complicated and there are some comments thinking the spaghetti monster is acting dumb because dumb, not because of comedy, but - incredibly self-aware and funny most of the time what's worth mocking is the - insane crypto promotion/scams - massive facebook AI cult leader stuff (I do personally no longer believe the spaghetti monster has the credibility to make this seem legit) - several massive balance disasters (i have a video on this) - some really really stupid design opinions at times to contrast the intelligent opinions also i don't recognize your name and I suspect you weren't even around for the balance disasters, and don't actually know much about it, so, uh, yeah
I lied. I am a 17 year old senior in high school. Male. Were you on Chess Evolved Online 2 days ago? Weird behaviors during matches? Yeah, that was our team, NICAVA. When the site was down we were collecting crates and ELO undetected. The spaguetti monster figured it out fast and turned the site back on. Now we are manually getting passwords. Our plan is to hack almost every single account in Chess Evolved Online and steal their crates. Period. We've already got about 1,000. When we steal from the accounts so much people will buy new crates that the prices will reach inflation. The spaguetti monster will have no choice but to give them all to me. We will grab every single currency in Chess Evolved Online and steal from the accounts. Only about 200 people will get to keep their currency.
hacker: you are dev right? spaghetti monster: yeah hacker: and you can do an account? spaghetti monster: yeah hacker: so you give me crates? spaghetti monster: makes sense to me hacker: then give crate. or lose game. spaghetti monster: i can't do that
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i can't believe you borrowed my mic to voice the german hacker
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Whens the reveal that the hacker actually worked on islands of insight as a puzzle designer
Tbh, I lowkey think the hacker is secretly the dev of the game wanting to cheat in their own game
oh god he's using AI LLMs to code an HTML5 recreation of CEO, may the Lord save us all from spaghetticode
my my how quickly the chess battles advance
Eating this shit up. Never knew, or cared, about this thing before this video series, but I'm entirely enthralled
шахматная битва продвинутая
You could make a King Of the Bridge sequel out of this!
Time to watch more drama from a game I don't even play
Cheat Braindead Advanced xD
Thank you for the awesome videos!
As a russian myself, he's fromamly teenager, 10-16 yo because there is no way than any other generation will have SO BRAINDEAD sense of humor
And this level of English
As a 15 year old Russian, this guy is the best example of human waste
6 ceo currency emojies
Oh man this is getting good
Now add a "hacker" unit to your own CBA fork that lets you make moves with opponent pieces because the funny potential of undoing opponents' moves (balanced by N turn cooldown so you can't go back and forth with the same unit forever)
Crypto? Hacker? Spaghetti monster? I'm 10 videos deep into CBA lore but still have no idea what's going on.
Chess Battle Advanced
Advanced Battles (in) Chess
Icely, we need a video on the spaghetti monster already
Шахматная Битва Продвинутая
there is no way in hell i live in the same country as this guy
Watching these in reverse was enjoyable, certainly an interesting morning lol
Шахматная Битва Продвинутая
This game is cursed to drive anyone interested in it insane, how does it keep on giving so much crazy shit
7:23 is that haunted armor haunted?
Armor is seriously overpowered
Shahmatnaya beetva prodvinootaya, tovarish!
2:02 i love when you turn on auto generated captions it says "spagety L"
Шахматная Битва Продвинутая!
Dude i really wanna see the spaggheti monster true form now
that fucking tts for the hacker oh my god
The Advanced Chess Battle
continuation of german hacker doing weird shit in old old chess battle advanced was not on my bingo card
edit: holy hell chesscraft mentioned
Thank you for the video!
Icely what the fxck.
Im actually losing it bc of how stupid everything is. This could become its actual own series lmfao
Also, sad we couldnt have Icey say the concept piece of the hacker to clip it 😔
Schachkampf verbessert
Schachschlacht vorgestoßen.
You forgot to censor the usernames in replays
שחמט קרב מתקדם
2:39 nice censoring LOL
Batalhas de Xadrez Avançadas
Bro really just went "give mein akount lotz of lootencraters!!"
adamzero was exploring bugs like this many years ago but didn't stir up drama
sure is sus
Hilariously, these videos inspire me to play this again... i would need to figure out if they got that steam version running. It's not the best, but it has its charm. Now someone recommend me a better version of chess battle advanced so i can avoid gacha mechanics
In the final part, the symbol shown is illegal in modern germany.
Same goes for Russia. This "hacker" is just an idiot teenager who somehow stunbled upon an exploit.
So he borrowed a russian computer to post it
@@theneoreformationist It's also illegal im Russia, so no dice
@@СашаВолков-ф5н dice are illegal?
@@theneoreformationist Nazi symbols are strictly illigal, "No dice" is just an idiom. If you don't know what it means, Google it.
The message voiceover is hilarious.
Also the level of hacker's english is so terrible, i seen better english skills in 6th class in russia.
as a russian, подтверждаю
As a russiam myself, подтверждаю
As russian, подтверждаю на все 100%
Haven't seen such bad english skills in 6th class in Russia)
@@PJutchsince this is a level of English of someone who never comes to class
Amazing saga
I love the hacker voice lol
the spagget monster has been spagget'd
hacker: you are dev right?
spaghetti monster: yeah
hacker: and you can do an account?
spaghetti monster: yeah
hacker: so you give me crates?
spaghetti monster: makes sense to me
hacker: then give crate. or lose game.
spaghetti monster: i can't do that
Шахматный Бой Получше
(Battle Fight Better)
Chess Fight Slightly Better
Why is that Battle Fight lol
I guess harassing some game dev with similar intellect level is a wet dream of a coolhatsker
З. Ы. Шахматная битва продвинута... I feel it will promote to queen, sorry, to bishop in a couple of videos
Шахмат жекпе-жегі алға шықты
Crate Begging Amongas
Chess Drama Advanced
Shahmatnaya bitva prodvinutaya
7:20 AAAAAAAA HHOLY HECK THAT'S NOT RIGHT
celery drama
9:46 hes got a point
Is that you reading in the distorted voice or did you get a friend to do it?
ГОРДОСТЬ НАЦИИ 🇷🇺 glory to the German Hacker
Chess Blackmail Advanced
This hacker is 11 at best.
metachess metabattle metaadvanced
Chess pleasantries regressed
checkers peace primitive
Чесс баттл адвансд
You forgot to blur the usernames on replies early on
Chess combat enhanced
P2W chess???? What in tarnation?!?!?!?!?!
literally 1987
Chess Amongus Imposter
8:11 it’s haunted armor because it’s just possessed armor. it’s always thematic
c r a t e
10:34 Idk to me this reads as the dev making fun of the hacker by taking their idea seriously
I'm in this community, and to me in these videos you haven't shown enough evidence for me to assume that dev is stupid
Like from watching your videos I don't dislike the dev enough, it just sounds like you're being mean
the spaghetti monster is complicated and there are some comments thinking the spaghetti monster is acting dumb because dumb, not because of comedy, but
- incredibly self-aware and funny most of the time
what's worth mocking is the
- insane crypto promotion/scams
- massive facebook AI cult leader stuff (I do personally no longer believe the spaghetti monster has the credibility to make this seem legit)
- several massive balance disasters (i have a video on this)
- some really really stupid design opinions at times to contrast the intelligent opinions
also i don't recognize your name and I suspect you weren't even around for the balance disasters, and don't actually know much about it, so, uh, yeah
oh, the guy's russian.
that's kinda neat tbh.
Medieburger
I lied. I am a 17 year old senior in high school. Male. Were you on Chess Evolved Online 2 days ago? Weird behaviors during matches? Yeah, that was our team, NICAVA. When the site was down we were collecting crates and ELO undetected. The spaguetti monster figured it out fast and turned the site back on. Now we are manually getting passwords. Our plan is to hack almost every single account in Chess Evolved Online and steal their crates. Period. We've already got about 1,000. When we steal from the accounts so much people will buy new crates that the prices will reach inflation. The spaguetti monster will have no choice but to give them all to me. We will grab every single currency in Chess Evolved Online and steal from the accounts. Only about 200 people will get to keep their currency.
I'd rather have a video.
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шахматная битва продвинутая
hacker: you are dev right?
spaghetti monster: yeah
hacker: and you can do an account?
spaghetti monster: yeah
hacker: so you give me crates?
spaghetti monster: makes sense to me
hacker: then give crate. or lose game.
spaghetti monster: i can't do that
Шахматная битва продвинутая
шахматная битва продвинутая
Шахматная битва продвинутая