Crazy idea I’ve always had about Tai Lung not being the dragon warrior. Oogway didn’t “see darkness in Tai Lung’s heart.” He saw Tai Lung constantly winning, succeeding, being coached by Shifu to the point where Tai Lung couldn’t lose. So Oogway came up with a test that Shifu didn’t know about, and couldn’t prepare Tai Lung for. Oogway handed Tai Lung an L. Just straight up, “No, you ain’t him.” and dropped the mic. And that was a test to see if Tai Lung could rebound, swallow the L like a man and move past it, or if he’d crash out. And Tai Lung went full bath-salts mode, failing the final test HARD. Then came in Po, and he was taking L’s from the moment he showed up, being told, “You’ll NEVER be Him.” And Oogway encouraged him so Po wouldn’t listen to the haters, and would keep trying to be Him. Because you can set your clock to people who are constantly told, “You’re Him” only to crash out every time they’re told they’re not. The people who DESERVE to be Him are the ones who earned it from the ground up.
@@WorldsTallestLeprechaun honestly that’s a good way of putting it but I still think that coincides with Oogway seeing Darkness in Tai Lungs heart. All that training he and praise he got from Shifu inflated his ego and made him feel entitled to the role of the Dragon Warrior
I'd be salty as shit if I spent years trying to be the dragon warrior only for the McDonald's guy in the boonies took my spot after training for a week
In ti lung's defence he had just ran for a full day after being locked up for 20 years (if i remember right) and he also soloed the prison and the Furious 5 and his old master before fight po a guy who countered his one shot so yea i say he sill a real one
@ You ain’t lying. That’s what this generation needs. lol Mine were switches,belts, hot wheels track, them wooden cooking spoons and anything else. The worst part is when the neighborhood knows you’re in trouble…. You’ll get beat twice. Makes the after school bus ride home pettrifying 😢
13:32 she ever put dat shi on the fie fo a lil bit then soaked it up and whip u wit it? craziest part u was sittin there the whole time watchin the proccess thinkin "dam im rlly bout to catch a whoopin wit dis shi huh?"
What would happen in kung-fu panda if Po wasn't in it? The first villian escapes jail and puts the furious 5 on ice. Takes the dragon scroll and finds out it's empty. Destrought over how his aspirations have been a lie the whole time, he takes over the sect and teaches his own brand of martial arts whilst continuing to improve his own... until villian 2 shows up. Villian 1 & 2 fight for dominion over the land. But in the end they either, team up, fight to a stand still, or one of them wins and uses the sects' resources to enhance their own power and further their ambitions. So villian 3 shows up intent on destroying the sect one (or both) villians 1 &, or 2 now control. There is a brutal and bitter fight for supremacy but villian 3 proves to be the stronger fighter. If villian 1 is still around the fight teaches him what he's been missing this whole time. he ascends to the dragon warrior form, completes his story arc, and wins the battle. The land prospers and villian 1's vision for the martial world reigns supreme. The end. If villian 1 is not around, villian 3 avenges the fallen sect by destroying villain 2 and dismantling his corrupt empire. Leaving villian 2 a broken and pennyless shadow of his former self. The end. 🤔
If you play the kung fu panda game for ps2 it has an explanation for why he knows the wushi finger hold where he finds an ancient ruin where he learns it...I like to think that po is such a geek of martial arts that he's tried it before and it never worked, but it clicked while he was fighting Tai Lung, though.
ive been whooped by a switch once, i still got scars on ma ass dude, switches do be the worst, and the only reason i got scars is after the first whoopin i start strugglin and it moved my cloths so my lower back was wide open
Shen was the best villain in the trilogy, I'll die on that hill. he got done so dirty on that trash Kung Fu Panda 4, just treated like a background character
Crazy idea I’ve always had about Tai Lung not being the dragon warrior.
Oogway didn’t “see darkness in Tai Lung’s heart.”
He saw Tai Lung constantly winning, succeeding, being coached by Shifu to the point where Tai Lung couldn’t lose.
So Oogway came up with a test that Shifu didn’t know about, and couldn’t prepare Tai Lung for.
Oogway handed Tai Lung an L. Just straight up, “No, you ain’t him.” and dropped the mic.
And that was a test to see if Tai Lung could rebound, swallow the L like a man and move past it, or if he’d crash out. And Tai Lung went full bath-salts mode, failing the final test HARD.
Then came in Po, and he was taking L’s from the moment he showed up, being told, “You’ll NEVER be Him.” And Oogway encouraged him so Po wouldn’t listen to the haters, and would keep trying to be Him.
Because you can set your clock to people who are constantly told, “You’re Him” only to crash out every time they’re told they’re not.
The people who DESERVE to be Him are the ones who earned it from the ground up.
That's a really cool and smart idea
Okay, I'm motivated now
@@WorldsTallestLeprechaun honestly that’s a good way of putting it but I still think that coincides with Oogway seeing Darkness in Tai Lungs heart. All that training he and praise he got from Shifu inflated his ego and made him feel entitled to the role of the Dragon Warrior
It’s the
“Full bath salt” mode 😂😂😂
damn thats kinda deep
I'd be salty as shit if I spent years trying to be the dragon warrior only for the McDonald's guy in the boonies took my spot after training for a week
Yup sames
Me too but at the same time I can’t blame Po because bro didn’t even know that or want that title in the first place
Aye man at the end of the day, the message of these movies is they anybody can learn Kung Fu, even ppl that’s built like hot air balloons 😂
Tai lung was already the dragon warrior without the scroll
tbf Po is talented af
OG jutsu mafians can tell how much chi has evolved for real. I can see the difference in his spiritual journey
You actually cooked with this anology! Just comes to show the people who made this movie really really cooked!
As a guy that works at a McDonald's id agree
How are you genuinely this hilarious 😭
8:05 the stinkmeaner bruh 😂😂😂😭😭😭
21:54 imagine shen actually was singing dat i wpuld laugh so hard 💀💀
💀🤣
Bro i almost broke my rib from laughter violently 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂I’d be mad asf spending 20 years locked over a mirror just to find out a fatass Oreo took my spot😭
fatass Oreo is crazy
22:09 best part of the vid in my opinion 😂😂😂
Nah deadass😂
Came for the jokes. Stayed to bow my head
Ti lung always been him, always on straight demon timing 😤
Till Poe retired him
In ti lung's defence he had just ran for a full day after being locked up for 20 years (if i remember right) and he also soloed the prison and the Furious 5 and his old master before fight po a guy who countered his one shot so yea i say he sill a real one
bro this video got me laughing heavy!! smh the jokes in this are top teir!!
13:40 whole fucking tree 😂😂😂
The solo steppin Crete instrumental is soooo damn perfect
LFG!!!!!
Po really is the GOAT, and he held himself well against the most dangerous villains.
Underrated channel fr fr 😭
What's really good?!? This jutsu evolution. The first vid made me join the jutsu mafia. Keep it up. Another suggestion would be dr stone it's peak
I don't mind watching all this again. Love this narration.
1:47 I wanna say dry quip, but Spiderman did have a track record of having his beatdown enough to send everyone to the hospital so... 😅
Po became so powerful during the series it took them summoning a literal spirit to even have a small chance to run his fade 😂
4:31 BRO CAME DOWN FROM THE
H E A V E N S 😱😂
I love that you made a movie about Tai lung😂😂😂
Shifu voice was killing me man 😂
Po has truly come a long way
1:23 😭 the sound effect got me bursting in laughter
5:21 😂 LoL I don't know how you did, but this crack me so up!
Ryu: "Hadoken!"
Chi-Jutsu: "I'm gonna be back!"
Mario 64: "WAAAAAH!!!"
2:14 “360 OOGA BOOGA BOOGA”
The legend of OOGA BOOGA! Has been mentioned🙏👺
U cracked me up voicing tai long and I laughed my heart out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
3:08 Lmfao This is too good! 😂
Good job Chi-jutsu!
Chi-jutsu:"BOOOM!!!"
Wilhelm:"(Scream!!!)"
This jokes fix my attention span cuz this is the longest vid I've watched for the past 3 months 😭🙏
outro immaculate i really live ur videos there’s good
13:52 If anyone does this to you, then it's on site. We aren't friends anymore. We are forever enemies. You got my face stank with audacity.
keep doing these fam this shi top tier work 😂😂😂😂😂
1:12 spears ?? 😂
Your editing timed perfectly with your comedic commentary is gold. Like n sub fs
You just had to bring up the switch....my grandfather made me go to the yard and pick a switch for him to use...😬
I feel bad for you
@@TivoyNewell-z3u Not as bad as my ass did after the switch was used😂
I just had a bad flashback……. And don’t let it be a small one on top of that 😅
@@JustJay398 Bruh it would have been 10x worse if I tried to bring a small one😬
Kids these days will never understand how scary a tree can be😅
@ You ain’t lying. That’s what this generation needs. lol Mine were switches,belts, hot wheels track, them wooden cooking spoons and anything else. The worst part is when the neighborhood knows you’re in trouble…. You’ll get beat twice. Makes the after school bus ride home pettrifying 😢
Hey brother I love the prayer times at the end of the videos man it’s so refreshing. JESUS LOVES YOU
21:54 I'm rolling in my bed dying right now, dat crazy🤣🤣
21:57 💀
7:50 lol nice Chi-Jutsu
Mario 64: hea de go! (Italian accent)
Here I thought it was the new Black Air Force Activity admission
Ive been waiting on yo up load
13:32 she ever put dat shi on the fie fo a lil bit then soaked it up and whip u wit it? craziest part u was sittin there the whole time watchin the proccess thinkin "dam im rlly bout to catch a whoopin wit dis shi huh?"
You Barney built 🥷🏾
The first Kung Fu Panda video by you is absolutely my favourite also may I suggest some Iron Man if you can
Bro you have to go over how his final fight went in dragon knights
12:40 What is with the baby😂😂
Not the Married with Children intro! 😂
Thumbnails hilarious 😂
He said he dropped his finger and the whole hood heard his mixtape lol
What would happen in kung-fu panda if Po wasn't in it?
The first villian escapes jail and puts the furious 5 on ice. Takes the dragon scroll and finds out it's empty. Destrought over how his aspirations have been a lie the whole time, he takes over the sect and teaches his own brand of martial arts whilst continuing to improve his own... until villian 2 shows up.
Villian 1 & 2 fight for dominion over the land. But in the end they either, team up, fight to a stand still, or one of them wins and uses the sects' resources to enhance their own power and further their ambitions.
So villian 3 shows up intent on destroying the sect one (or both) villians 1 &, or 2 now control. There is a brutal and bitter fight for supremacy but villian 3 proves to be the stronger fighter.
If villian 1 is still around the fight teaches him what he's been missing this whole time. he ascends to the dragon warrior form, completes his story arc, and wins the battle. The land prospers and villian 1's vision for the martial world reigns supreme. The end.
If villian 1 is not around, villian 3 avenges the fallen sect by destroying villain 2 and dismantling his corrupt empire. Leaving villian 2 a broken and pennyless shadow of his former self. The end. 🤔
love the breakdown 💪🏾👀💪🏾😆
R. I. P. Wolf dude
great video bro and keep up the good work 🔥🤙😎🤘
Need that panda 4
You just earned yourself a subscriber today😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌
Your rango vid brought me here bro.... that dang oogway part had me😂😂😂😂😂⚰️🪦⚱️
Bro the video's long ong😭
We eating good
Not long enough bro
Po is so locked in said locked in twin
Not the gunna stray 😭😭😂
SOLO STEPPIN CRETE BOY beat on the background make this video sound Legendary on the 2nd part of the video
Gojo: Nah I'd win.
Po:Nah I'd shit
Tai Lung was an underrated villan
If Shifu trained all of them. Why was Tai Lung so damn strong! Po really said “I understand now” 🤣🤣🤣
I think you forgot the most Recent Chameleon Character.
1:41 who dead cuz
Goated prayer. “Jesus the greatest!” 🙏🏾
If you play the kung fu panda game for ps2 it has an explanation for why he knows the wushi finger hold where he finds an ancient ruin where he learns it...I like to think that po is such a geek of martial arts that he's tried it before and it never worked, but it clicked while he was fighting Tai Lung, though.
Awesome my guy
I laughed all through 😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
yuhhhh ☝🏾☝🏾😆
i’m 😂dying bro through the whole video
Yooooo wat are those sounds mid-fight😂😂😅
Wats good niuuugurrrr😂
Real title " How plot has a panda beat Tai lung"
Kai aint weak either, he put them paws on prime oogway, had tigress CRAWLING her way outa there, and beat basically every mf in china who tried him😭
9:40 mf out here looking like incineroar using darkest lariat
Fax
The list of Po's victims.
0:47 not the UI music
calm down jamal don’t pull out the 9 😂😂😂😂😂 let me borrow 20$ till tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂
He got the first shot of the last one damn
ive been whooped by a switch once, i still got scars on ma ass dude, switches do be the worst, and the only reason i got scars is after the first whoopin i start strugglin and it moved my cloths so my lower back was wide open
man you even prayed man im finna get on ma knees and start prayin with ya
do KFP 4
Do Superman vs zod or ww vs Aries
Kung fu furrys goes hard got some of the coldest fights in western animation
5:48 Lol
Bro they hurting remember me and my cousins got hit so hard
We gone ignore the furiousfade mention? 5:31
Bro this shii is hilarious 😂
9:08 UMM
W ending though. God bless you
As a Christian, the ending part was a treat thank you!
Amen can’t do it without Jesus 🙏🏾
@@Chi-Jutsu Amen friend! ^_^
This was a year ago bro it’s 2025 🎉
liyue ost?
If a cannon was said to be the death of kung fu then what happens when you bring a gun? This is why guns beat karate.
Everybody was kung fu fighting!
9:07
Nah bro where did you get that scene gang 🙏😭
Shen was the best villain in the trilogy, I'll die on that hill. he got done so dirty on that trash Kung Fu Panda 4, just treated like a background character
12:53 bro is a booty warrior
17:06 😂
5:16 - 6:07 😂😂😂😂
Rhino🦏 = Thor
Hammer 🔨 = Milner
Tai Lung vs Shifu = Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson
Oh trust me bro I know what the switch is man
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao how do you be roast and then turn around reversing unoing the roast on everyone.
Nigga what?
0:20 i say they are racist🙏
What?