They may obviously not have the same production quality as newer movies but I always respected the old films that gathered this many extras and portrayed historical combat in this way
Love the nice clean clothing everyone's wearing, all new and straight from the wardrobe department. The guy on the kettle drums must of had tired arms at the end.
Dude, i remember how, decades ago, i visited my relatives in small villages. At the time nobody had washing machines in such rural areas, yet clothing was just as clean. So it certainly not unrealistic. +in legions there was 1 servant per 4 soldiers.
Uma coisa precisa ser dita.: A trilha sonora é eficiente. E é também a única coisa que se salva deste filme. Kkkk. E olha o cuidado dos extras do lado de cima para não queimar os extras que escalaram o muro. Afinal de contas recebiam seus honorários do mesmo patrão.
@@henrytopham9681E un film Burebista in perioada imperiului Roman contra daci Romania de azi non importa cum este turnat filmul de calitatea sau nu ci importa istoria cum era în perioada acea știm toți că nu-s de calitate dar istoria este de calitate Salutări di România 😊
They pour fire on the wooden palisade, on which they themselves stand, this is a brilliant commander. The barbarians just had to move away and wait for the stockade to burn down, their commander is also talented. I laughed wildly in the process of viewing.
As a person interested in Roman military tactics, I was amazed to observe that the red wool underwear ploy actually worked. I haven’t run into that one in the scholarly works on the subject.
This did not happen. Publius, the violent, murderous, black sheep of the Quinctilii family, son of the treacherous Sextus Quinctilius who twice betrayed Julius, was defeated in the FORESTS of Gemany by superior organisation and planning, most certainly NOT in forts, or open ground fighting. Publius was crude, brutal, but simple. Why Augustus tried to organise the joining of the clans with the marriage of Publius to his Grand Niece is a mystery, one of the few things he got wrong. He had already achieved unity with the appointment of Alfenus Quinctilius Varus to Consul in 2AD. The entire Quinctilius family were pleased Publius was beheaded. In fact, it was they who organised the death of his son to end that line.
Not at all; didn't you know that the five finger vapid draw was a legitimate bowman's tactic? It was to convince the enemy that you were really shite with the thing, instilling a false sense of security.
I think they all killed each other out of desperation despair because the movie was so horrendous as final act of utter contempt ..thy burnt the set down!!
That is so bad but it's fantastic. My favourite part is the conveniently placed hay bales next to the buildings, just waiting to be set alight. The scorpion placed backwards is also pretty good as are the hide shields. Great stuff!!!
Why would the Romans build a fort with long straight walls? The best defensive fortification design was the star-shape, with many points, and short angled walls, that create natural killing-zones, for the archers to shoot at attackers with cross and enfilading fire. That way, no attacker can get 'below-the-arc of fire', because each wall is covered by the archers on the opposing wall. Therefore, there would be no safe places or blind spots for the attackers to hide. And, everybody knows that you NEVER position your main gate toward the most obvious direction of attack! Sheesh! Anyway, thank you for uploading this classic! 🙂
@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 come on...details details! I mean a millenia isn't that far off! The siege machinery was pretty similar... ladders and pole vaulting are clearly similar to trebuckets lobbing dead cows and such.
I am german, live next to former fortified border between Imperium Romanum and Germania Magna. The Roman Forts ( in german Kastelle - see english word Castle) had been standardized. Allways square shape and at least one ditch, larger forts of cohortes had two to three ditches.
Finally a real battle! I always wondered how it went down for real. Battle looks like fun, no wonder if they been fighting all the time, no blood, everybody minding their own business.
I am an Iraqi war veteran. I fought at Mosul, Najaf, and Baghdad. Battle isn’t fun or cool. It like being a virgin. You think sex is amazing until you stick your dick in a vagina. Then you relieve that ain’t what you though it was. I seen grown men turned in to blubbering fools due to shell shock. My lieutenant took a 12.7 dshk to the chest. I saw men turned into road kill. I had to kill over 72 men, women, and children. Not counting all of the air strikes that I called in. I was the radio man for my company. So yeah, the hajjis were always shooting at me first. Anything with an antenna they would kill first. Good men died and leaving their wives to be widows and child as bastards. The hardest part was explaining to the wives and loved ones that their was nothing left of their sons. That way he was cremated. All in the name of wealth, power,and slaves. So that an elite few can live in luxury. While the rest of us suffered, bleed, and died!
@@samueljackson6188 I tried to be funny, I am pretty sure the Roman battles were extremely bloody as they were hand to hand combat. Also the Roman legion got destroyed in the forest where they were only able to walk in single line and were not able to use their battle formations.
Here all along I thought I would never see a movie depicting fighting action sequences as great as anything witnessed in the Lee Majors' movie "The Norseman" and then I stumble upon this magnificent scene. it just goes to show you can learn something new everyday.
TH-cam has inflicted me randomly with this video clip. It must be the algorithm for ‘I like crap films in foreign languages that drive me to the whisky bottle’. Red must have been the trendy colour in Italian films of the 60s.
Wow! They had really bad archers in the Roman army back then! Two Calvary charges and only one shot down. Tisk Tisk Tisk! Hey! whose idea was it to pour burning oil over the side of our "wooden walls"?!
A lot of these movies were sensationalized in terms of the actual fighting that occurred, but the fact remains is that the Romans were both brutal and relentless. If they lost a battle, they'd regroup and try again until they carried the day....
@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 welll... not exactly! It never was their territory... it was a punitive raid across the rhine. And they did come back and kick arse not long after, but undestood it was never viable to try to retain the territory, so they burnt their bridges on the way back. And yes... the battle this video is supposed to represent was in 9AD.... so the roman empire (which started in 47BC) did start to crumble pretty quickly! 476 AD it folded, so only 467 years later when it finally crumbled. (gawd...it's not as if you have to go to the library to look this shit up, it's in google on the end of your keyboard!)
@@annpeerkat2020 "so the roman empire (which started in 47BC)" Empire started in 27 BC, and entered decline in 3th c ad. In fact, r.e. spent most of it's history in decline.
When I look outside the window I can see the Black Forest in the distance. However it looks quite hilly, dark and rather forested, I guess that is why it is called as it is. And when I watch the outcome of the depicted battle I wonder how come we speak a Germanic language and not a Romance one. But as this is an Italian film it seems they had to fix some kind of Roman trauma...
In fact there were no one common Germanic language at those times but they were understanding each other. The domimant effects came from Franconian and Saxon languages. First one is also the known source for Dutch. But compared to modern French, old Germanic languages are more closer to the modern German
@@jamesvanlinden3567 I think that you will find that modern English is about half Germanic and half French, predicated on the Norman conquest of England.
@@markbranstner7670 No. Just because Farankish and Saxon forces were more settled, on the other hand other like Swabians were more moving. Interesting but true, you may still see some place names in Swabian in Portugal
@@jamesvanlinden3567 Franconian and Saxon are both Germanic languages, as is Norse, as well as many other Northern European tribes and affiliates. The Norman Conquest added early French to the mix, which is obviously Latin based. Roughly 1000 years later modern English is a roughly 50/50 mix of Germanic and Latin derivatives. I stand by my statement.
@@markbranstner7670 I mean the same. But almost all western European modern languages are artificially derivation of some. Like Schiller argued on this common culture
Massacre In The Black Forest (1967) ~ Teutonic Tribes Vs Roman Army | Fort Battle Scene | Part 2/2 Very good job. I am extremely attracted by what you have done for this one. Have a great day, my dears friend! 👍👌🤝🙏🔔💎
All that pretty Roman artillery just sitting there. No use for any of that stuff. No sir. Wouldn't be fair! And all of the brushwood neatly stacked against the wall of every interior building. Hard to start a fire without convenient bundles of kindling stacked everywhere. It's amazing how sophisticated movie audiences have become in the last 50+ years.
Anyone notice, in the opening scene, how fire poured on attackers did not set the WOODEN barriers on fire? Must have been sprayed with Teflon. Plus, the attackers only assaulted in one place; usually they attack on all possible sides. Ok, just a movie.
Depois de tanta destruição, de tanta matança, de tantos soldados mortos em nome de alguém, de.algum imbecil ganancioso, o comandante romano deixa tudo pra lá, entrega a conquista nas mãos dos Teutos e simplesmente vai embora. Lindo, lindo e lindo demais. Será que foi isso mesmo? Em primeiro lugar não deveriam ter invadido terras germânicas no porque não eram absolutamente deles, dos romanos, mas já que foi e invadiu, então o romano teve uma crise de consciência e pronto, entregou tudo. Romântico, muito romântico. Me apaixonei pela estória.
Sorry to admit - it was I. I live in Bolton (northwest of Manchester, UK). Your laughter was so incredibly loud, the radish in my back garden jumped out of the soil and ran to Wigan.
It was what it was however any prat in the world with a brain can see the fort had the edge until some prat decided to burn it down i also was not aware that poll vaulting was a sport so long ago
Arminius learnt Roman battle tactics. Lots of Germanic tribes acted as Foderati in the Roman army. Much better is the series Barbarian (s) from what I've seen .
What I love about old movies like this. Is they don't have all that CGI crap back then so most of this is real. What I don't like about old movies like this is how cringy it is
I love these old films, love the battle scenes though still have not seen a Roman battle that corresponded with the way they fought. It is something that needs doing on an epic scale. Even gladiator had them sword fighting like knights on foot. The gladius was a stabbing and thrusting weapon. The roman would hide their arm behind the scutum. When they thrust the weapon as they pushed the shield it was hard to know where the gladius was going to hit you from. Lower torso. chest, neck or in your face. Imagine being body pushed by the scrotum ( Shield ) and as you went back hitting those pushing blade hit you in the eye. They practiced efficient ways to kill. Even their sandals later had spikes put on them so they would not slip on the blood. However these old movies are brilliant.
Since the Romans are setting their own fort on fire at the beginnig by pouring the burning oil at the base of their wood walls, I would have just waited until they collapse to charge.
@@oftin_wong that is what I said . The black forest is in Germany, it's called the black forest because it is forest. Not an open field , common sense should tell you that there was no fort . There where and still are a lot of trees 🌳,
It's weird how the Battle of Teutoberg Forest is depicted here in ... not a forest. I don't expect perfect historical accuracy, but this is as bad as the Battle of Stirling Bridge in "Braveheart", which was depicted without a bridge anywhere in sight.
Новогодний ужин ........................ Горенье свечей в полутьме, полусвете, какие так лишни с утра или днём, венчают старания зимних эстетов и ужин за щедрым, овальным столом. Конфетная горка в плетёной корзине и в бронзовых кольцах салфетки у рук, приборы, фужеры с вином, мандарины на бежевой скатерти, что в полукруг. Салютные брызги за близким окошком, беседно-уютный мотив тишины и пепельно-чёрная, тихая кошка к романтике встречи судьбою даны. Волшебность в любимых, немыслимых дозах, совместный диванно-постельный расклад, душевность, телесность в услужливых позах красивейший праздник затем завершат..
Eso de que Arminio se fue en paz es solo en la película, Roma JAMAS perdonó su traición, lo persiguió por Germania masacrando sus ejércitos, capturaron a su mujer como esclava, escaparon su padre y él heridos, estaba acabado. Esta história solo está en la mente de un soñador.
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They may obviously not have the same production quality as newer movies but I always respected the old films that gathered this many extras and portrayed historical combat in this way
I want to agree with you, but the fact that so few attackers died in front of the massed archers really undermined everything else in this film
@@pamtnman1515 і як правило це не тільки від цього не було в Луцьку будиш спати і купатися на Віницю і як
@@ОлександрДраганчук-х4ц 🥶💲💥✅👀🤌🏻🧠🦑🍑🍆
Тупой фильм и снят для дураков видно что стреляют в даль а убивают рядом дибилизм
@@ОлександрДраганчук-х4ц ты иди в украину там научись воевать за свою свалку в окраине а не тут в тылу строчить за свою виницу
Just a load of lads having some fun, not a mobile phone in sight. Better days.
lmao
True, people could live for several years doing shit like this.
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Che cazzo dite?
I have lunch
Love the nice clean clothing everyone's wearing, all new and straight from the wardrobe department. The guy on the kettle drums must of had tired arms at the end.
Dude, i remember how, decades ago, i visited my relatives in small villages. At the time nobody had washing machines in such rural areas, yet clothing was just as clean. So it certainly not unrealistic. +in legions there was 1 servant per 4 soldiers.
Uma coisa precisa ser dita.: A trilha sonora é eficiente. E é também a única coisa que se salva deste filme.
Kkkk. E olha o cuidado dos extras do lado de cima para não queimar os extras que escalaram o muro. Afinal de contas recebiam seus honorários do mesmo patrão.
Common guys , this was 1967, technology and story is not yet very accurate ...this was only made for entertainment purposes ....
Lawrence of Arabia was made in 1961! This is a trashy b-movie.
@@henrytopham9681 B? Try local community high school.
@@henrytopham9681E un film Burebista in perioada imperiului Roman contra daci Romania de azi non importa cum este turnat filmul de calitatea sau nu ci importa istoria cum era în perioada acea știm toți că nu-s de calitate dar istoria este de calitate Salutări di România 😊
I'm going to look into this Roman practice of stacking highly flammable tinder around every wall and structure. Interesting. 🤔
They pour fire on the wooden palisade, on which they themselves stand, this is a brilliant commander. The barbarians just had to move away and wait for the stockade to burn down, their commander is also talented. I laughed wildly in the process of viewing.
Don't blame the poor commander... he was only doing what the director told him!
That is one of the reasons Roman empire had falled
and why are the wooden buildings all surrounded with stacks of brushwood?
@@richardsimpson3792 If they weren't, how could they set them on fire so easily? Think about it.
😂
By far the most convoluted and confusing cinematic battle I have ever watched.
The music is so stirring and the choreography second to none I was enthralled !
As a person interested in Roman military tactics, I was amazed to observe that the red wool underwear ploy actually worked. I haven’t run into that one in the scholarly works on the subject.
Почему терминатор не участвует в битве ГДЕ НИНДЗЯ ЖАНКЛОД ВАНДАМ.
@@СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ Они ещё под стол пешком пешком ходят.
..thank the gods that at least they were wearing undies!
"sir we seem to have set our own walls on fire!!"
😂😭
Black Forest in Deutsch ist Schwartwald
@@ronaldmessina4229 its written with a "z" only, not a "t"
@@kubanskiloewe T stands next to Z in the German keyboard, so it is a typo.
This did not happen.
Publius, the violent, murderous, black sheep of the Quinctilii family, son of the treacherous Sextus Quinctilius who twice betrayed Julius, was defeated in the FORESTS of Gemany by superior organisation and planning, most certainly NOT in forts, or open ground fighting.
Publius was crude, brutal, but simple. Why Augustus tried to organise the joining of the clans with the marriage of Publius to his Grand Niece is a mystery, one of the few things he got wrong.
He had already achieved unity with the appointment of Alfenus Quinctilius Varus to Consul in 2AD.
The entire Quinctilius family were pleased Publius was beheaded.
In fact, it was they who organised the death of his son to end that line.
I am convinced that the pole vault height record achieved during this battle still remains unbroken to this day......
Lol
Бубки!😂😂😂
@user-wu7cs4ys2k true probably 23ft cleared. They are all skilled 😀
you got me bawling my eyes out 😂
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The Roman suits remind me of my first disco in 1986.
bit of a gay blade back then?
Точно! Мою тоже, в тот же год!)))) Под итальянское диско!))))
Wow and to think that was done for real. Back then special effects were very primitive.
Hats off to the actors
Oh, so this is the original inspiration for the famous line: "Now youse can't leave."
Some movies should never have been produced - this is one of them!
Amen to that!!!!
I thought it was realistic
Romans let him go you must be joking.
Why??
Romans nailed Jesus. Christ to a cross. Not very forgiving for traiters.@@almeu433
That was the same Hollywood set used for F-Troop. My favorite show as a kid.
Yeah, I thought I saw Larry Storch in one of those scenes . . .
@Sid Viscous I looked on wiki to see the list of characters....hilarious! Crazy Cat (Hekawi Indians), Vanderbilt as a lookout...hahaha 🤣
The bowmen on the walls apparently were given their very first bow on the day of battle.
What do you expect? They had to hurry and buy them at the local Walmart toy section in order to try and stop the barbarians.
Not at all; didn't you know that the five finger vapid draw was a legitimate bowman's tactic? It was to convince the enemy that you were really shite with the thing, instilling a false sense of security.
And rubber suction cup arrows
Yea, experts ain’t they?
Its crazy that we have this battle on video
“At My Signal, Unleash The Krappen” 😂😂😂
..Strength and Gonna!
I think they all killed each other out of desperation despair because the movie was so horrendous as final act of utter contempt ..thy burnt the set down!!
Wow, that centurion had flexible thin leather armour! Great idea
Pleather
For upholstering stackable chairs.
That is so bad but it's fantastic. My favourite part is the conveniently placed hay bales next to the buildings, just waiting to be set alight. The scorpion placed backwards is also pretty good as are the hide shields. Great stuff!!!
If you look closely you can see the judges holding up score cards for the pole vault and moat dive events.
I don't think the Romans were that stupid, throwing fire over their wooden walls
They should have put more fire on those guys at the battering ram.
У них необычный огонь )), он сначала только противников сжигал стены не трогал а потом когда понял что дело "табак" и стены начал палить
Lmao the pole vaulters went from clearing a 6ft moat to somehow clearing a 10ft wall on the same attempt.
Why would the Romans build a fort with long straight walls? The best defensive fortification design was the star-shape, with many points, and short angled walls, that create natural killing-zones, for the archers to shoot at attackers with cross and enfilading fire. That way, no attacker can get 'below-the-arc of fire', because each wall is covered by the archers on the opposing wall. Therefore, there would be no safe places or blind spots for the attackers to hide.
And, everybody knows that you NEVER position your main gate toward the most obvious direction of attack! Sheesh!
Anyway, thank you for uploading this classic! 🙂
actually real roman forts was square shaped. Star shaped forts was invented over a millenia after empire fell.
You have to build such a thing in one afternoon....:)
@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 come on...details details! I mean a millenia isn't that far off! The siege machinery was pretty similar... ladders and pole vaulting are clearly similar to trebuckets lobbing dead cows and such.
regia foarte slaba....
I am german, live next to former fortified border between Imperium Romanum and Germania Magna. The Roman Forts ( in german Kastelle - see english word Castle) had been standardized. Allways square shape and at least one ditch, larger forts of cohortes had two to three ditches.
If a Centurion could travel through time and see this, he would have everyone involved flogged and crucified.
..twice!
He would have the entire film crew decimated - ten times.
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I made it into about four minutes of this amateur tripe. I am so proud of my Teutonic heritage.
This movie was made by the Italians, not the Germans.
😂 something to make you feel better - TUBE :""Dr Ludwig - wir rufen deine Wolfe" "" 😊
The height of movie-making in the Freedonian Kingdom, circa 1874.
Which extermination camp did your proud Teutonic grandfather work in ?
You would think they would pour the burning pitch/tar on the battering ram ! The pole vaulting was interesting.
Yes, why didn't they set fire to the ram or at least burn the guys manning it?
Finally a real battle! I always wondered how it went down for real. Battle looks like fun, no wonder if they been fighting all the time, no blood, everybody minding their own business.
I thought 🤔 them.. folks... knock'n on the door before riding in with their horses was very polite.
Not a cell phone in sight
I am an Iraqi war veteran.
I fought at Mosul, Najaf, and Baghdad.
Battle isn’t fun or cool.
It like being a virgin. You think sex is amazing until you stick your dick in a vagina. Then you relieve that ain’t what you though it was.
I seen grown men turned in to blubbering fools due to shell shock.
My lieutenant took a 12.7 dshk to the chest. I saw men turned into road kill. I had to kill over 72 men, women, and children. Not counting all of the air strikes that I called in.
I was the radio man for my company.
So yeah, the hajjis were always shooting at me first.
Anything with an antenna they would kill first.
Good men died and leaving their wives to be widows and child as bastards. The hardest part was explaining to the wives and loved ones that their was nothing left of their sons. That way he was cremated.
All in the name of wealth, power,and slaves. So that an elite few can live in luxury.
While the rest of us suffered, bleed, and died!
@@samueljackson6188 I tried to be funny, I am pretty sure the Roman battles were extremely bloody as they were hand to hand combat. Also the Roman legion got destroyed in the forest where they were only able to walk in single line and were not able to use their battle formations.
I thought cruelty to horses had been stopped
The barbarian chieftain looks like a budget Kirk Douglas, in a knock-off "The Vikings" costume.
I was thinking Robert Redford.
Yes
Viggo Mortensen?
3:26 The fire dumped from the walls actually envelopes the *Guy in the Moat's* head. He actually has to dunk his head to put the flames out.
I'm so proud of the costume design! It was done by my nieces' kindergarten class.
Lol
😆
What other movies did they do?
Are those Cossacks?
That’s interesting because the fight choreography was done by my nephews first grade class.
7:08 Barbarian does a double front jump kick, back up for another go, Roman sidesteps and the barbarian goes straight through the window.
I saw that! Hahahaha
Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like the enthusiasm of some of the extras. Also Roman incompetence, you set your own wall on fire.
@The Richest Man In Babylon was referring to the movie. Obviously. work on your reading comprehension skills.
@@therichestmaninbabylon7942 Wot you talkin bout willis! Everyone knows asterix an obelix kicked cheeser's arse!
Here all along I thought I would never see a movie depicting fighting action sequences as great as anything witnessed in the Lee Majors' movie "The Norseman" and then I stumble upon this magnificent scene. it just goes to show you can learn something new everyday.
TH-cam has inflicted me randomly with this video clip.
It must be the algorithm for ‘I like crap films in foreign languages that drive me to the whisky bottle’.
Red must have been the trendy colour in Italian films of the 60s.
Wow! They had really bad archers in the Roman army back then! Two Calvary charges and only one shot down. Tisk Tisk Tisk!
Hey! whose idea was it to pour burning oil over the side of our "wooden walls"?!
A lot of these movies were sensationalized in terms of the actual fighting that occurred, but the fact remains is that the Romans were both brutal and relentless. If they lost a battle, they'd regroup and try again until they carried the day....
except after this defeat (which was much more one sided then depicted here) they forever lost this territory. And soon empire started to crumble..
@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 welll... not exactly!
It never was their territory... it was a punitive raid across the rhine.
And they did come back and kick arse not long after, but undestood it was never viable to try to retain the territory, so they burnt their bridges on the way back.
And yes... the battle this video is supposed to represent was in 9AD.... so the roman empire (which started in 47BC) did start to crumble pretty quickly! 476 AD it folded, so only 467 years later when it finally crumbled.
(gawd...it's not as if you have to go to the library to look this shit up, it's in google on the end of your keyboard!)
@@annpeerkat2020 "so the roman empire (which started in 47BC)" Empire started in 27 BC, and entered decline in 3th c ad. In fact, r.e. spent most of it's history in decline.
@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 They overextended their ability to govern so far away from Rome, for one thing.
Nice Track Suits. Good choice of color
When I look outside the window I can see the Black Forest in the distance. However it looks quite hilly, dark and rather forested, I guess that is why it is called as it is. And when I watch the outcome of the depicted battle I wonder how come we speak a Germanic language and not a Romance one. But as this is an Italian film it seems they had to fix some kind of Roman trauma...
In fact there were no one common Germanic language at those times but they were understanding each other. The domimant effects came from Franconian and Saxon languages. First one is also the known source for Dutch. But compared to modern French, old Germanic languages are more closer to the modern German
@@jamesvanlinden3567 I think that you will find that modern English is about half Germanic and half French, predicated on the Norman conquest of England.
@@markbranstner7670 No. Just because Farankish and Saxon forces were more settled, on the other hand other like Swabians were more moving. Interesting but true, you may still see some place names in Swabian in Portugal
@@jamesvanlinden3567 Franconian and Saxon are both Germanic languages, as is Norse, as well as many other Northern European tribes and affiliates. The Norman Conquest added early French to the mix, which is obviously Latin based. Roughly 1000 years later modern English is a roughly 50/50 mix of Germanic and Latin derivatives. I stand by my statement.
@@markbranstner7670 I mean the same. But almost all western European modern languages are artificially derivation of some. Like Schiller argued on this common culture
Massacre In The Black Forest (1967) ~ Teutonic Tribes Vs Roman Army | Fort Battle Scene | Part 2/2 Very good job. I am extremely attracted by what you have done for this one. Have a great day, my dears friend! 👍👌🤝🙏🔔💎
I was half expecting Benny Hill to make an appearance between to the armies running around
For some nutty reason I thought that this was a Monty Python movie.
😂😂😂.....yes,and the soundtrack of the movie must be the yakety sax!
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They took the same crew and did a cavalry Western in the afternoon
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That would explain the bizare calavary tactics, it looks like Indians in those old westerns.
Well there's a half hour that I've never get back
The time you lost would've been better spent learning more of the simple things in life. Chief among them is how many minutes there are in one hour.
@donarthiazi2443 Took me 35 minutes after pausing, professor. Simple things like not jumping the gun are also wise to learn, add decaf.
Simpleton
All that pretty Roman artillery just sitting there. No use for any of that stuff. No sir. Wouldn't be fair! And all of the brushwood neatly stacked against the wall of every interior building. Hard to start a fire without convenient bundles of kindling stacked everywhere. It's amazing how sophisticated movie audiences have become in the last 50+ years.
Anyone notice, in the opening scene, how fire poured on attackers did not set the WOODEN barriers on fire? Must have been sprayed with Teflon. Plus, the attackers only assaulted in one place; usually they attack on all possible sides. Ok, just a movie.
At first I thought this was news coverage of the Ferguson Missouri riots. You know. The "Hands up. Don't throw spears" incident.
Wow this truly is up there with the battle of Helm's Deep.
"In the Black Forest?" Looks more like near the Black Forest. When the Romans entered the forest it didn't always go well.
That has to be the oddest dressed Roman army I've ever seen.
Hollywood Romans, before there was any historical and technical advice on film sets .
@@chrisholland7367 They still don't have that now on movie sets
Wal Mart special. since the delivery from Rome was hijacked the Romans had no choice
Didn't know the Romans had red pajamas!
@@hoosieryank6731 They woke them up early this day.
Is a very funny movie 😂.The Art how they are fighting is today just funny and the Armory too😂.And the colours 😂
Preventing them from catching cold in Germany
Depois de tanta destruição, de tanta matança, de tantos soldados mortos em nome de alguém, de.algum imbecil ganancioso, o comandante romano deixa tudo pra lá, entrega a conquista nas mãos dos Teutos e simplesmente vai embora. Lindo, lindo e lindo demais. Será que foi isso mesmo? Em primeiro lugar não deveriam ter invadido terras germânicas no porque não eram absolutamente deles, dos romanos, mas já que foi e invadiu, então o romano teve uma crise de consciência e pronto, entregou tudo. Romântico, muito romântico. Me apaixonei pela estória.
Brilliant authenticity, a losted masterpiece.
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. My neighbors called the police because I was laughing out loud.))))
Look out! They'll do a "welfare check" and shoot you!
Sorry to admit - it was I.
I live in Bolton (northwest of Manchester, UK). Your laughter was so incredibly loud, the radish in my back garden jumped out of the soil and ran to Wigan.
Hard to believe this was happening at the same time as the Summer of love in San Francisco ✌️
It was like the Romans had the last 4 skids of toilet paper during Covid
History is a great teacher, and a fool will learn no other way.
Biggest most glaring problem I noticed right away was I couldn’t tell the defenders from the attackers (unless a Roman officer)?
When did you first find out you were colorblind?
Roman red
Where Olympic pole vault was invented..
Watch closely I think a few extras caught on fire and got hurt for authenticity...
It was what it was however any prat in the world with a brain can see the fort had the edge until some prat decided to burn it down i also was not aware that poll vaulting was a sport so long ago
hey fizzy... poll vaulting is what trumpy tried to do! pole vaulting, on the other hand..... very faintly resembles something in the film
They opened the gates right up and it was just a peaceful protest.
At least they have a ditch ... ;)
Our movie historian would be proud :)
What happened at the end? The tribe leader suddenly became friend with the Roman general?
Yes friendship wins at the end. They go back to Rome and Blondie go back to his forest.
Arminius learnt Roman battle tactics. Lots of Germanic tribes acted as Foderati in the Roman army.
Much better is the series Barbarian (s) from what I've seen .
no CGI pure class talent and hard work of this film.
Quite interesting how this Black Forest isn’t very foresty
neither very black
What I love about old movies like this. Is they don't have all that CGI crap back then so most of this is real. What I don't like about old movies like this is how cringy it is
Yeah, and there's nothing subtle about that soundtrack, either! Eeeeesh!!!
@@TraderRobin Ed Wood would be pissed off.
I thought I had the worst movie ever.😭
Absolutely hilarious!
absolute best Moment ist 13:08 when that guy jumps through the window like as if it were a scene from Laurel&Hardy,,,
I love these old films, love the battle scenes though still have not seen a Roman battle that corresponded with the way they fought. It is something that needs doing on an epic scale. Even gladiator had them sword fighting like knights on foot. The gladius was a stabbing and thrusting weapon. The roman would hide their arm behind the scutum. When they thrust the weapon as they pushed the shield it was hard to know where the gladius was going to hit you from. Lower torso. chest, neck or in your face. Imagine being body pushed by the scrotum ( Shield ) and as you went back hitting those pushing blade hit you in the eye. They practiced efficient ways to kill. Even their sandals later had spikes put on them so they would not slip on the blood.
However these old movies are brilliant.
Did you notice the tire tracks in those first scenes?
No, but I noticed the sportsfield like terrain the Germans were standing on.
A mostly peaceful but finery battle.
BLM and ANTIFA
Very considerate of those Romans to fill their ditch with water... otherwise someone could have gotten hurt.
It wasn't just water, I bet they peed in it lots too. Among other things. It probably stunk to high heaven!
Илтимос узбекча ёзилар рости биттаям ёзувларинга тушунмадим..
I bet that Roman general could hardly hear himself think - what with all that loud music .
why does it look like the Romans are all red pajamas?
Since the Romans are setting their own fort on fire at the beginnig by pouring the burning oil at the base of their wood walls, I would have just waited until they collapse to charge.
I saw for the first time that Roman soldiers wore trousers, normally they only wore skirts
Typical italian low budget sword-and-sandal movie from the sixties. 😫🤣😂🤣😂
And the typical comment, Professor. 😂
I read that the fabric stores all across Italy ran short of red fabric in 1967... Now I know why..
na... you got that wrong! But all the wine bars did get to replace all their old bar table cloths with new white ones.
So Romans wore red onezees and a cape? We're stylish.
With all their tents set up to burn and the ballista pointing *inwards*, I thought the Romans had constructed an elaborate trap. ;)
It was a nice fort they made for their movie
I think the fort was left over from a spaghetti western.
well the romans were italian I wonder what they ate after the battle was over and the chuck wagon came out
Nope. Just a regular refugee camp in Germania
สนุกมากๆๆๆๆชอบๆๆๆๆ/ขอบคุณๆๆๆ💗💫💗
As so often happens, rough house leads to tears….
It`s the Flying Brothers Kamasarov! I have never seen a more historically accurate move! I have no idea what history this is though?
This is what we’d watch in a rainy Saturday afternoon and…..laugh
I thought the battle actually took place in a forest not a fort?
it did
Yes and they didn't wear hunic caps either .. a bit inaccurate
The black forest is a region and forest of Germany
@@miketaverner4451
There was no fort in the battle
Just forest
@@oftin_wong that is what I said . The black forest is in Germany, it's called the black forest because it is forest. Not an open field , common sense should tell you that there was no fort . There where and still are a lot of trees 🌳,
They shook hands at the end and went out as buddies and had a few bud lights.
It's weird how the Battle of Teutoberg Forest is depicted here in ... not a forest. I don't expect perfect historical accuracy, but this is as bad as the Battle of Stirling Bridge in "Braveheart", which was depicted without a bridge anywhere in sight.
Jeezuss..it looks like a colorized Flash Gordon movie from the 30s...
Усердно льют горящую смолу на свой собственный ДЕРЕВЯННЫЙ частокол , а он не загорается.🤣
What are the red capes for ? Do they think they are "super heroes" ?
Why would you have archers on the right side of the base, when they are attacking from the front.
Новогодний ужин
........................
Горенье свечей в полутьме, полусвете,
какие так лишни с утра или днём,
венчают старания зимних эстетов
и ужин за щедрым, овальным столом.
Конфетная горка в плетёной корзине
и в бронзовых кольцах салфетки у рук,
приборы, фужеры с вином, мандарины
на бежевой скатерти, что в полукруг.
Салютные брызги за близким окошком,
беседно-уютный мотив тишины
и пепельно-чёрная, тихая кошка
к романтике встречи судьбою даны.
Волшебность в любимых, немыслимых дозах,
совместный диванно-постельный расклад,
душевность, телесность в услужливых позах
красивейший праздник затем завершат..
9:19 Roman misses high with spear at three paces--training opportunity.
7:04 ...I....I....have to give this a thumb up.....^^
Eso de que Arminio se fue en paz es solo en la película, Roma JAMAS perdonó su traición, lo persiguió por Germania masacrando sus ejércitos, capturaron a su mujer como esclava, escaparon su padre y él heridos, estaba acabado. Esta história solo está en la mente de un soñador.
TH-cam:'die Zuversicht' mit "Die grösste Verschwörung der Geschichte."
7 v:
Well. Boys will be boys.
Glad to see he got the girl.