Dashie is so genuine whenever he says regular expressions. 3:02 Dashie: “It should be a walk in the park” Also Dashie: “Can’t remember the last time I walked in the park”
“If at first you don’t succeed, you just get up, dust yourself off and try agian. Unless it is a clean surface because maybe moms cleaned it, or maybe you hired a cleaning company to come over and clean your- your surfaces, and it’s clean so if that’s the cas- I mean if you wish to dust yourself off then because maybe it makes you feel better? Maybe its like a metaphorical thing right, metophorical? Metophor- NEXT” dashie - 2020
THREEP: Take dashie’s intro, eat breakfast, take a shower, go to the gym, hangout with the fam, go out to lunch, come home, take a nap, go out dinner, then a movie, come home. Congratulations dashie’s intro still ain’t over.
THREEP! Give Dashie some love and encouragement! Let him know that he can do anything he puts his mind to. Congratulations, he has lost weight and looks clean and healthy! :)
7:38 Dashie: Imma sip on this ball Lance Armstrong: I gotchu ma boi 22:03 Dashie: I need some ball juice Jail dude: oh I got some ball juice for you dash
The people who make these levels are something else... the second level was absolutely mind blowing, I don’t have the patience to even try beat any part of this game lol so I just sit back and watch Dashie smash it out ‘huge pause’
Anyone remembers when the cutaways were also vids, Dashie dialing the Wii U, coming up with his own threeps, fanmade/art thumbnails, dashie raging over cheat levels but dancing to it immediately after. I miss the Wii U days mah bois.
please remember to take a break every once in a while, Dash. your mental health is more important than the views. don’t forget to take care of yourself. i love you ❤️❤️❤️
It makes me happy that dashie is consistently losing weight. Every episode he looks thinner, keep it up dash
He look the sa-
I'll miss my thick dashie...(pause)
i love that frfr
Especially during quarantine
It makes me happy that he put on the dragon ball cell theme
"You Lose Some, You Lose Some" - Dashie
"I need some ball juice." - Also Dashie
Matt lmbo that killed me
@@matty4376 "Pause.."
@@matty4376 🤣🤣🤣
Wait HUHH
“You gotta beat him to the punch before he goes get lunch.” Dashie 2020
the second level was a reference to “All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ.” - GTA San Andreas
How did he miss that? He played gta sa a lot!
You beat me to the punch lol
I love you
205 deaths? I woulda gave up after 20🤣🤣🤣, that effort definitely deserves a thumbs up
Dashie is so genuine whenever he says regular expressions. 3:02
Dashie: “It should be a walk in the park”
Also Dashie: “Can’t remember the last time I walked in the park”
I'd make a computer science joke, but what are the chances someone will get it.
Juan Aguilera i get it haha
Jeiana Lottie especially in these times
@@Johnthehedgehog56 just do it bro. "i love when dashie says regular expressions. i remember that one time he said /\d{3}ass\./g, I nearly died.
@@Johnthehedgehog56i wanna hear the joke, i hope you haven't forgotten it bro😢
THREEP: TAKE DASHIE HAVE HIM LISTEN TO HIS MIXTAPES:
CONGRATULATIONS: THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE!
THREEP: Watch Dachie's intro all the way to the end, congratulations his mixtape dropped 256 years ago and you missed it.
hiji
Its scary when he's nice and calm and then he screams and tries to eat his controller and u know he's OK lol
Yes it freaked me out for a moment
“If at first you don’t succeed, you just get up, dust yourself off and try agian. Unless it is a clean surface because maybe moms cleaned it, or maybe you hired a cleaning company to come over and clean your- your surfaces, and it’s clean so if that’s the cas- I mean if you wish to dust yourself off then because maybe it makes you feel better? Maybe its like a metaphorical thing right, metophorical? Metophor- NEXT” dashie - 2020
I honestly thought he was going to spell "metaphorical" at that point.
😂😂😂
Where is this from ?
@@TheGeo987654321 35:59
The fact that it's word for word
Dashie: "CHEAT THE SYSTEM!"
Politics ad: "Actions...have consequences."
THREEP: Take dashie’s intro, eat breakfast, take a shower, go to the gym, hangout with the fam, go out to lunch, come home, take a nap, go out dinner, then a movie, come home. Congratulations dashie’s intro still ain’t over.
naaaaah
@@tjarkwesseler4818 84 likes say otherwise
Jo Jo Williams Nahhhh
Bryce Hillton OMG LOL NICE!
It’s a bit too long but it’s good
THREEP! Give Dashie some love and encouragement! Let him know that he can do anything he puts his mind to. Congratulations, he has lost weight and looks clean and healthy! :)
FACTS HE LOOK GOOD WHY EVERYONE MAKING THEM JOKES..
Whyami likethis FRR THEY MAD DISRESPECTFUL 😭 DASH LOOKIN GOOD ✨
Waddup could u check out my recent videos and let me know what I need to work on and give me feed back and suggestions thank u have a blessed one 💜🖤
Kind of rude bc he is losing weight he dosent have to put his mind to it its his body his decision
THREEP: take dashie give him a shirt thats a size medium congra- oh wait he actually fit in it my boy putting on that muscle
Trynna say
💀💀
He forgot the "rage-a the fuh-RUUUUUU OUT!"
Nah son 😢
he didn't forget to "rage the fuh- RUUUUUU OUT"! He did it in the video like he was about to kill Luigi
When Dashie talks calm , that’s how Yk he’s really stressed 😭😭😭😭
U single?
@@rockayjr3602 lmaooo
@@rockayjr3602 Bro???
@@rockayjr3602 🤣🤣🤣
@@rockayjr3602aye my dude?
Everyone: DASHIE DASHIE SAW JUST HIT 50k likes
Dashie: FML
I expect my video next week
Lol
Well dashie's real name is "Charlie"
@@okgirlgetit You absolutely right
But 5$ next game play won't be SAW
I expected him to stop and try and spell "ingenuity" and I was like, "Dachie, don't," and he moved along. Did he hear me? xD
Well, he already has tried to spell it. He probably remembered that.
@Kermit The Frog "Dachie" is a running joke lol.
THREEP! Take a picture of dashie, congratulations your camera storage is now full
awww
As a certain swedish man once said, "I like this"
Look I'm calling deportation 😷😷🐒🐒🐒💩🖕🖕
Good threep
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Dashie being totally calm for like 15 minutes was actually terrifying
“Ima sip on this ball” I’m surprised he didn’t say pause 💀💀
he did say pause
Threep! Take Dashie to McDonalds. Congratulations, nobody else is lovin’ it.
LMAO
OthelloPlays076 he should DEFININLY use that!
Michael P. Ikr!
LMAOOOOO
Shhh
“Hit it to the left. Idk where Beyoncé at” 😂😂😂😂
THREEEP
Take an alligator, make him eat a gps, congratulations you now have a navigator!
No? Okay I'll stop
Thats clever ma dude
Lol
Waddup could u check out my recent videos and let me know what I need to work on and give me feed back and suggestions thank u have a blessed one 💜🖤
I have never heard this one
33:51 talks about almost stabbing himself in the eye then proceeds to point the sharp object directly at his eye 😭😭😭
THREEP
Have Dashie loose a lot of weight, but his fans still make weight related threeps.
Seriously though he looks really good now.
"I need some ball juice"
- Dashie, 2020
Lmao!!! 😆🤣😂
Pause
"Stacey, Stay Seated" is so damn clever bro. Unlike your other wordplays lol
When the level is so hard that Dashie loses his persona lmao 🤣
He was talking the way SpongeBob did when he became smooth and round . Lol
Perplexity 😭😭🤦🏽♂️
Gleefully-Gleeful🎯💤 Perplexing antiquities you have there. (Don’t ask me what the definitions are cause I don’t know em) 💀💀
"Guess who's taking it all in, pause" THAT took ME OUT
33:35 has to rank in Dashie’s top 5 fails.
THREEP: Don't take Dashie. That's it. He needs a break from these threeps.
Threep: *Dashie playing a scary game*: I won’t scream
*proceeds to scream immediately*
THREEP!! Take Dashie! Cast him in an Indiana Jones movie. Congratulations! He got the part of a boulder!
10:15 love how dashie tried to zoom in on himself
22:01 "I need some ball juice". I don't think PAUSE will be enough for this one, Dash. LMAO
"I almost forgot my name for a second." ~Dashie 2020
*Threep* Go to comment section, read all comments, then go back to the video. Congratulations you only missed the intro.
NOW THIS ONE IS FUNNY😌🤚🏽😂
Dashie-“Dragon ball Juice.” Me-“That sounds absolutely disgusting💀.”
Nah it sounds fire ;)
That would’ve been a perfect “pause” moment
I know the sound he used is from bdz, but can anyone tell me who's theme it is and from where? Lol been trying to look for it
@@elchata7913 yea it's perfect cell
Its goku's sweat.
“All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!” Lol GTA San Andreas reference on Onid level my boi
Threep: *Dashie during a scary game* “be a thug about it”
Screams 3 seconds after
It’s sad that picture makes me think of Chadwick Boseman. Wakanda Forever!!
Omg I thought it was just me!
Dam dashie has lost alot of weight
Thought I was the only one wow😔
Jeiana Lottie nah i don’t think Dashie knew that. He probably was too busy recording and editing this last night to know what happened.
@@ichigo_.1080 This vid was probably recorded 2 weeks ago.
In the intro he wasn't going to let the intro recycle but I saw the smile and he did it again and that cracked me up
Threep: Take Dashie ... (Suddenly the controller from the Intro boomerangs back, hits Dashie and makes him fall)
Congratulations, he played himself. XD
I guess you could say the game played him no? Okay
I've always wanted that to happen in one of his intros lmao.
Waddup could u check out my recent videos and let me know what I need to work on and give me feed back and suggestions thank u have a blessed one 💜🖤
Dashie's transition between dance moves are soooooo smooth. He's got to make his own mix tape with all them moves
When I just want to chill and watch someone real and relatable. I watch Dashie.
Threep! Play Dashie’s intro then come back when it’s finished, congratulations 2020 is finally over
It's been a minute since I watched dash, homie lost weight 😳
Volanthat deadass just peeped this
THREEP
Dashie got that One Piece mug, but we all know he can’t only have ONE PIECE
Good one
Yo that was funny asf😂😂
lol
W
at least thats wha the doctors say
dashie on the second level " this a warm up" 5 secs later: takes up the entire second half of the video
I love how Dashie talks to his fans at the end of each SMM2 video, cuz he knows nobody is still watching except the real ones ✊🏼♥️ .
THREEP: Take dashie to the gym. Congratulations they are now the richest company in the world
(Dash really be getting slimmer every episode 👍👍)
Yea when he was making the UFC vids he was built like santa claus but now he slim
THREEP! Give Dashie some Cheetos. Congratulations he just CHEETed his diet.
THREEP!
COMMENT UNDER DASHIES MARIO MAKER VIDEOS FOR 3 YEARS.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! he still hasn’t chosen one of your threeps.
Pain.
21:21 he really said f it i’m going home 😂😂😂
"You lose some, you lose some."
-Dashie 2020
It is what it is I guess
To the 1% who's reading this Stay safe,god bless you and have a wonderful day!❤🚚
u aswell my friend
Thanks for the good vibes
You too ❤️
God bless you too! 🙏🏽
THREEP: go to the hospital for heart surgery, have dashie do the surgery, congratulations, you just lost you legs and he took baby girl from you
Threep: Take Dashie, give him a challonge, congratulations, he just broke the controller!
anyone: "whew that was a close CALL"
Me: "how dey get yo numbuh"
“I need some ball juice hold on, pause” 😂😂 that killed me
wow im on live chat rn it feels so long but its fun watching these people talk bout stuffs
7:38
Dashie: Imma sip on this ball
Lance Armstrong: I gotchu ma boi
22:03
Dashie: I need some ball juice
Jail dude: oh I got some ball juice for you dash
He’s sounding alot calmer halfway the vid- 24:53
*Oh...*
That’s the calm before the storm
It’s a hint when he’s gonna next a level 😭
They actually broke his brain to where he stopped speaking Ebonics for a second. Even threw in a nursery rhyme...I’m DED☠️🤣🤣🤣
The people who make these levels are something else... the second level was absolutely mind blowing, I don’t have the patience to even try beat any part of this game lol so I just sit back and watch Dashie smash it out ‘huge pause’
27:29 😯 “well, we’ll, well” got me 😂😏
BROOOO DASHIE PUT MY KILLER BEE ART IN HIS VIDEOO AT 3:47 BROOO THAT'S CRAZY 😭😭
Yo congratulations man!! 😂
@@DoubleVidss Thanks broo 😂 I couldn't be more hype rofl
Tenchigo IKR. I would be sooo hyped If that happened to me
@@jeianalottie Thank ya fam 😍
Congratulations dude
THREEP: take dashie, tickle his chin... Wait, which chin?
(My boi really be losing weight tho, keep it up dash 🤙)
LMAO 😂😂
😩😂 bruh
All of them. It’ll take years, but we can do it.
We can see his chin now
😂😂
THREEP, meet dashie, take a picture with him, Congratulations, he Actually lost Weight.
We’re proud of the progress Dash :)
THREEP: Take Dashie enter him in a Spelling Bee contest...Record it...Congratulations you just won $10K on America’s Funniest Home Videos!
Donald King that’s actually funny
Would love to see him spell the word sixth
32:31 When Dashie takes his 5th hit of cocaine
Underrated comment
Anyone remembers when the cutaways were also vids, Dashie dialing the Wii U, coming up with his own threeps, fanmade/art thumbnails, dashie raging over cheat levels but dancing to it immediately after.
I miss the Wii U days mah bois.
I feel like Dashie has dried himself off of the oldays
that's what I'm saying tho, I see u mah boy
take me back man.
Yeah man
He don't rage as much any more. Which is why I started watching dashie years ago.
THREEP: Watch Dachie's intro all the way to the end. congratulations, his mixtape dropped 256 years ago and you missed it.
His mixtape coming 3022 featuring the homies Eddie, JD, T, Aaron, Shadow, Lamarr, Logic, Sport, Timothy and Silas!
@@Hubert69 bruh you know damn well logic gonna join the beat too
9:57 “all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ” GTA SAN ANDREAS
I just want to say congratulations to Dashie with completing the second level with such good patience to continue that level over 200 tries!
At 34:53 dashie tryin to clean the camera lense i see you Mah Boi!
THREEP: Take Dashie, tickle his nose, make him sneeze. Congratulations you just wiped out an entire eternity.
Woah!
🤣
Beans
Wtf 😂😂😂😂
No one:
Me: *dying laughing before I even watch the video*
Threep! Take Dachie to Pizza Hut,
Congratulations, he took more slices than my fruit ninja record
lmao
please remember to take a break every once in a while, Dash. your mental health is more important than the views. don’t forget to take care of yourself. i love you ❤️❤️❤️
did you see his arms? 16:37 . dash really been working out. congrats!
Dashie: *plays ONE SM3 level* Say something now!!
Everyone: "I bet you won't play ANOTHER one!!!"
“That’s fine.” has been the motto for 2020
“What did we play this week!?”
Me: umm i mean i can check your channel right n-
“WE PLAYED-“
Me: ok
*Ok*
*_Ok_*
Eat with dashie, he doesn’t wash his hands. congratulations you now have NASTIE!
22:03 ~ “I need some BALL JUICE” Mega PAUSE 🤣🤣🤣
Threep! Challenge dashie to a food eating contest. Congratulations, you lost before it even began.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Y’all Notice how he didn’t try to spell “ Ingenuity” 😂😂😂😂
True, i think he tried to spell it before and he got an L
he tried to spell it before and fucked up
He’s done it before
It’s with an E lol
HylianJacob its with an I look it up on google
10:14 my favourite part is when he dances to the music
THREEP: take dashie, and then shake his hand and maybe even give him a hug to congratulate him on how far he’s come in his weight loss.
Three! Take Dashie to the chocolate hills. CONGRATULATIONS! It is now all flatlands.
THREEP: Give dashie an expert level
Congratulations: the level is on super expert now :D
can we talk about how skinny dashie looks now ?! MAH BOY LOOK GOOD ‼️
Dashie: "Dragon ball juice" Me: "Super ultra mega pause!"
Im dying of laughter 😩 26:51 it's like he's dancing
Dash deserves a like for sticking with that level. 205 deaths? And he didnt just next it? Congrats Dashie!
Man the “Ball Juice” song really brought me back. Love Perfect Cell.
Threep: Take Dashie congratulations you're the strongest person ever
Underrated comment
THREEP! Take TINA. Shove Her Into A Box. CONGRATULATIONS! You Now Have An EX-BOX!
THREEP:
Take Dashie, give him a gun with 90 bullets.
Tell him to kill Satan.Congratulations, he comes back with 3 bullets
No?Ok.
Dashie: "Sip on this ball" 🔮
Also Dashie: (Forgets to...Pause)😂😂