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  • @Jay_Pegg
    @Jay_Pegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Can't wait for the "Poundshop Memorial Queen Elizabeth II Collectibles Tat" episode.

  • @guyfawkes9951
    @guyfawkes9951 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "Thimbleism". I'm so glad I waited nearly four years to watch this one.

    • @GanonTEK
      @GanonTEK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was shaving when listening to this and when he said that I nearly killed myself when I laughed.

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they just didn't want the queen associated with shot glasses so thimbles

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guy Fawkes OMGWTFWBMGMGENIUS!!!1!!1!!!

    • @izools
      @izools 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tommy Deonauth's Archives Warner brothers metro Goldwyn mayor genius? Genius 🤣

  • @killdeer
    @killdeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The value of everything in this video has doubled

  • @doctorcraptonicus7941
    @doctorcraptonicus7941 10 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I had a commemorative five pound note with the queens face on it - turns out it was`nt worth very much.

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Underrated comment.

    • @VellaMae
      @VellaMae 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5 pounds?

    • @morgan4224
      @morgan4224 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got one of those as well but mine was a five pound coin tricked my friend into thinking it was worth 25 and we swapped and to this day he is yet to realise his mistake

    • @alynicholls3230
      @alynicholls3230 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morgan Anderson factoid, there are versions of the five pound coin, and one pound, that are worth face value but are worth a lot more, i found a 5 pound coin on wollacombe beach which had gone black, when i cleaned it i found it was a solid silver collectors proof version, and while its worth 5 pounds(face value), its also 2 ounces of silver which is worth even more.
      there are gold, silver and platinum versions of the 1,2 and five pound coins out there, and they do turn up in change sometimes, a solid gold pound is worth about 400 quid in gold weight alone, and apart from it feeling heavy does not look much different, when they do turn up in change people usually think its just a forged quid.

    • @morgan4224
      @morgan4224 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      aly nicholls wow thats pretty cool. I once found a pound coin that was made to celebrate the 2012 olympics but also has a rio 2016 design on it as well. I also once found a 50 pence coin that looked slightly similar to a normal 50p coin but was slightly larger and had a different design

  • @AwesomenessUploader
    @AwesomenessUploader 9 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    ''You can ram your hand in it....oh, it's very tight!''
    -Ashens

    • @GeneralMeowdy
      @GeneralMeowdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it weird that it turned me on when he said that?

    • @shittypcman6938
      @shittypcman6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GeneralMeowdy Yes, yes it fucking is

    • @nequastar1826
      @nequastar1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GeneralMeowdy I.

  • @mrviking2mcall212
    @mrviking2mcall212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Not sure why my first instinct was to go back to this video after hearing the news…

  • @Rebelphoenix
    @Rebelphoenix 11 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    The lack of Queen blow up doll displeases me.

    • @Infinitron38
      @Infinitron38 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Someone probably made that, he just couldn't find one.

    • @midlifecrisi
      @midlifecrisi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Someone probably sent it in, but Ashens has more common sense than to show it on TH-cam.

    • @Elfnetdesigns
      @Elfnetdesigns 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This comment reeks of RULE 34...

    • @TheCutePyro
      @TheCutePyro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the tags of this video is "queen blow up doll"

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must delete this comment before anyone else discovers the monstrosity embedded within.

  • @OJANproject
    @OJANproject 9 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Doesn't 1952-2012 imply that she died in 2012?

  • @rihardsrozans6920
    @rihardsrozans6920 9 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    The inflatable hand is a poor mans Fleshlight.

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ***** Still better than a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN!

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rihards Rožāns what if you wore them together, though?
      the possibilities are endless.

    • @Monroe-is1sz
      @Monroe-is1sz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thomas Jenkins King of Sad Wankers

    • @d0ngus
      @d0ngus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When does production start

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dec pan Dammit I wanted to say that

  • @ColetheAero
    @ColetheAero 10 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Honestly, the cheap Union Jack crap seems more like it would appeal to young Americans who want to look "cool" and "cultured", especially those first pair of glasses. ("look mom ! i'm John Lennon !!!")
    . . . .though you guys do have a nicely designed flag.

    • @clearspira
      @clearspira 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yours is quite nice too.

    • @ColetheAero
      @ColetheAero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey, Thanks!!!!!

    • @BeatsCraftn
      @BeatsCraftn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** It's our bloody colours no wonder

    • @WaterLines333
      @WaterLines333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BeatsCraftn inb4 someone corrects Colours here, that's also the correct spelling. Ignore me, just pointing that out for someone who will try and correct it.

    • @indeed7289
      @indeed7289 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what about the Australian flag its got the entire English flag on it plus the southern cross

  • @michaelwilliams9566
    @michaelwilliams9566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "little bit Emperor Palpatine-y."
    My man, enjoy the blessing of my subscribership.

  • @Lumo95
    @Lumo95 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ashens generally seems like a genuine guy, I'd love to live with him for a week. He seems like such a laugh.
    Really appreciate the uploads Stuart.

  • @neetboss
    @neetboss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i'd like you all to picture a moment. where somebody walks in on Stewart on his knees in front of the couch with a camera running. with a giant inflatable hand on one arm, a big Styrofoam head with union jack shades staring back at him and the camera, and bags of cheap crap picturing the queen all littering the surrounding area.
    whoever this person may be, i imagine them both having the most utterly blank expression towards one another.
    an expression that each one has never had so intensely held on their face and possibly never will again.

  • @FischerFilmStudio
    @FischerFilmStudio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I didn't know Joffrey was a member of the royal family...

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually trash uncle phil will not be amused

    • @Volodimar
      @Volodimar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was member of royal family, just not Windsor one.

  • @anyasimon7740
    @anyasimon7740 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The best invention ever? Being able to watch Ashens at 2 am without anyone knowing because of my phone and captioning! Binge watching AWAY!

    • @anyasimon7740
      @anyasimon7740 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The caption at around 10:20 say [stretching sounds, followed by a pop] I love captions!

  • @Arik-isharshu
    @Arik-isharshu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    actually the thimbles having the dates in the format 1952-2012 were implying that the queen will have died by the end of that year, thus reigning in the years 1952-2012
    by breaking them ashens undid the curse and granted the queen life eternal

    • @mrviking2mcall212
      @mrviking2mcall212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah, he just bought some time :(

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrviking2mcall212 thank fuck. The witch is dead.

  • @PastDoctorXII
    @PastDoctorXII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I still have memories of this video from a decade ago that feel recent. Crazy how time passes. RIP Queen Elizabeth II

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP = Rest in Piss

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip? Rip? I'm glad the old hag is finally gone. Should have happened years ago. All of them should be

  • @thekingsman9773
    @thekingsman9773 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When I bought TrackMaster Thomas trains, twisty ties were all tangled around the wheels, and they were stronger than clamshell packaging

    • @Poutypuffer46
      @Poutypuffer46 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know your pain dude

  • @stefanrogers9091
    @stefanrogers9091 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Why not just save the pound so you have a better picture of her

  • @badboys5612
    @badboys5612 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    God save the queen? Not even God can save the queen from being on tat.

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Fun Fact: 15000000000000000 Femtoseconds is exactly 15 seconds.
    And now you can tell your friends that you learned something today, and they will blow you kisses because you are a smart person.

    • @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
      @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ***** Or say ''idc'' and leave you crying in a corner with a tat on your head

    • @joeyjoestar3095
      @joeyjoestar3095 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Youre always on Leafy videos xD

    • @evanis012
      @evanis012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump woah... the heck is with that name?

    • @NormalVidsForNormalPeople
      @NormalVidsForNormalPeople 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump what the hell is wrong with you

    • @teipeu9033
      @teipeu9033 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve tried reading those zeros but every time I do it my eyes go out of focus and I start to fall asleep.

  • @ContexTube
    @ContexTube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "He's a nice man, but even Alan Car doesn't want to look like Alan Car." Haha, that was amazing.

    • @BATE.
      @BATE. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Poor Alan :(

    • @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
      @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's said it himself multiple times in his stand up.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tibor vV Bruce Forsyth Mask...

  • @stevenholt5692
    @stevenholt5692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That spoon ain't going to end up on bargain hunt in years to come.

    • @lukeguy6091
      @lukeguy6091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      especially my great grandads one, he used his to melt his heroin in

    • @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
      @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not sure its often referred to as 'melting' when you prepare heroin. I wouldn't know, but you could ask a glaswegian.

  • @MissHarajukuBlonde
    @MissHarajukuBlonde 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Thimblism" *insert crying laughing face here*

  • @olli449isthebest
    @olli449isthebest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    God save our gracious ashens

  • @IWantATimeMachine0000
    @IWantATimeMachine0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It was weird watching this after the Queen's passing.

  • @Deadlynightshade9
    @Deadlynightshade9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    'You can't see what's right in-front of you because you have a flag burned into your eyes, this is what it must feel like to be a racist' Brilliant! xD

  • @MrLUKEDUNSTAN
    @MrLUKEDUNSTAN 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    92 queens were not amused

  • @trevortuominen8233
    @trevortuominen8233 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In a few months, I'm willing to bet there's a video where Ashens looks at Charles coronation tat.

    • @sirhawke
      @sirhawke ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pleaaaaase

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guess what happened?

  • @DoctorBC
    @DoctorBC ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know what Vigo the Carpathian and Queen Elizabeth II have in common? They’re both in sequels of really good movies. And also, they’re both dead.

  • @camolotthe42
    @camolotthe42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse…

  • @TheGlitched64
    @TheGlitched64 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "At least there is no more inflatable stuff."
    That's a shame, you could have something Queen related that you could inflate... some sort of crown maybe? Nah that's crazy talk I suppose.

    • @Wemius61
      @Wemius61 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not a fucking inflatable fucking jubilee fucking crown!

  • @Crows_Den
    @Crows_Den 11 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Those glasses are something that you'd see on an annoying teenager over here in america. Because they all just "LOVE the British" or whatever. :I

    • @Pandruckowster
      @Pandruckowster 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Probably some stupid 14 year old bimbo thinking she's a nerd.

    • @Crows_Den
      @Crows_Den 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably.

    • @MrKyleDD
      @MrKyleDD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaytehh Or said 14 year old bimbo thinking america's the best etc

    • @Viola5656
      @Viola5656 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's the kinda stuff they sell at Claire's for 5x more.

    • @MrPHBOY
      @MrPHBOY 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Postman still better than that girl who calls themselfs fat when they look like lliterallyskin and bones

  • @Delicoms
    @Delicoms 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Even Elton John wouldn't wear these glasses." you sir, deserve a medal for making me literally laugh my ass off. I shall go see a doctor now.

  • @1butter0cup1
    @1butter0cup1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My English teacher hates the royal family and especially the queen so to annoy him students just print out pictures of her and stick them around his class. He's sort of got a posh accent so it's quite funny to hear him rant about the her. Once someone super glued a picture to his whiteboard so now there's just a black blob on the side of the white board where he tried to surgically remove it.

    • @No-hl4qm
      @No-hl4qm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stick it onto the projector
      For the white board if you have one so it's just a massive queen face when turned on

  • @xxkil
    @xxkil 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    if she reaches 100 who sends her a card ? mmmmm

    • @ziion2lord
      @ziion2lord 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maybe she sends herself one?

    • @No-hl4qm
      @No-hl4qm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      all of Britain probably
      By force

    • @SunnyDispsition
      @SunnyDispsition 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mux Britain isn't North Korea.

    • @Elfnetdesigns
      @Elfnetdesigns 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She's obviously immortal, she proved the Fallout 3 number station creepypasta wrong and she gets away with crimes against fashion...

    • @DOSRetroGamer
      @DOSRetroGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ElfNet Gaming Immortal? 91 is old, but it's not 110 or something.
      Bzw it will be fun if Charles is crowned at the age of 85 or something

  • @anarcho-pingu
    @anarcho-pingu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Guff will tear us apart again

  • @Handlebar-MustDash
    @Handlebar-MustDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Prince Andrew now permanently bears the warning 'Keep out of reach of young children' but for very different reasons.

  • @eiaboca1
    @eiaboca1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The board before it was blackened by the flames of the tat destroyer!

  • @GorlWorldComments
    @GorlWorldComments 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the most excellent 2024 Rewatch of Dr Ashens video catalogue

  • @hgrunt100
    @hgrunt100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a particularly bittersweet video today.

  • @Alanzice
    @Alanzice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks to that inflatable hand, you can jack with the Union Jack.

  • @jaym8299
    @jaym8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If u pause at 0:11 with captions on it say "Terrible quality MIDI of God Save Our Queen" lol

  • @GolbezBlight
    @GolbezBlight 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me at Lord Raptor Ashens, fecking loved this one

  • @KoscheithePianist
    @KoscheithePianist 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't believe the number of times I've watched this without noticing Joffrey... Well played, Ashens.

  • @AVARICEFarran
    @AVARICEFarran 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Can you guess how much it cost? HINT: it was 99 pence"
    No Stuart, sorry i have NO clue how much it costs and i can't seem to find the price anywhere

  • @MercedesCitarobusvideos
    @MercedesCitarobusvideos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    9:25 a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING HAND

    • @idiot_wins
      @idiot_wins 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING GUITAR

    • @kommanderkermit4874
      @kommanderkermit4874 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +RJ Peterson This video has an excellent lack of A FUCKING INFLATEABLE FUCKING QUEEN

    • @HellJustFroze
      @HellJustFroze 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jaune Arc But does anyone REALLY want a blow-up doll of the Queen?
      Wait, no, forget I asked, I don't want to know.

    • @MercedesCitarobusvideos
      @MercedesCitarobusvideos 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      16 likes not bad (1.13.2016)

    • @HellJustFroze
      @HellJustFroze 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody cares how many likes you got.

  • @NemesisViralBruticus
    @NemesisViralBruticus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who knew that ten years later she would be gone!

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean...it was a fair assumption, she was already 86 at the time...

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My prayers were answered!!

  • @goldandragoon
    @goldandragoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video is 10 years old now. how time fly's

  • @Christopher-sd4nu
    @Christopher-sd4nu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Now I'm gonna turn on the infrared'' - 'High I'm Stephen Fry and I've read ALL the Sherlock Holmes stories, for audible'

    • @RegenTonnenEnte
      @RegenTonnenEnte 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The audiobook is bloody great though.

  • @RomanBellic
    @RomanBellic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RIP Queen Elizabeth II
    1926-2022

  • @TheAussieStig30
    @TheAussieStig30 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Remember when commemorative stuff used to mean something? I have a car badge from the 56 (I think) Melbourne olympics and it's bloody good, it's heavy, metal, quality, and it looks good. Who the blinking fuck would buy a thimble? Do people still use them?

  • @Tmccreight25Gaming
    @Tmccreight25Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Queen's funeral tat special when?

  • @Persephone01
    @Persephone01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can definitely bet that someone in England has a house full of this, plus the Royal Wedding tat that I remember in stores.

  • @MichaOstrowski
    @MichaOstrowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Looks like we're well on the way to another jubilee... yay...

  • @gastertwosoul7763
    @gastertwosoul7763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    #fuckinginflatablefuckinghand

  • @olegsicamore2708
    @olegsicamore2708 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    but shit, it was 99 pence

  • @plaham7288
    @plaham7288 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    But shit, it was 99 pence!

    • @SuperBacon90
      @SuperBacon90 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No!

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shouldn't "but shit" be free? I mean it's everywhere... I can sell you plenty of butt shit for 99 pence, daily even!

    • @plaham7288
      @plaham7288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish people would stop liking three year old posts.

    • @joechurchill8055
      @joechurchill8055 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plaham like

  • @purple1sparky
    @purple1sparky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Correction to the description..its called the union jack when flown on a Jack pole on a British naval ship whilst in PORT, not at sea. Also, even if it is an accepted name, its still incorrect :) source? 5 generations of UK naval servicemen/women

    • @cruxmind
      @cruxmind 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      K. no one cares about the history of anything. we just like to be smart humans.

  • @Agamemnon2
    @Agamemnon2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm reminded of one of those weird random Eddie Izzard bits. "'Thimbles! Ooo!' ... says man."

  • @countergalxy
    @countergalxy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    just realized that a flag on an oven mit means you are burning the flag everytime you use it

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We're British, since when do we give a shit about people burning our flag?

    • @countergalxy
      @countergalxy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      true, you did let all those countries burn your flag when they revolted

  • @xvalley8512
    @xvalley8512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As someone with a lisp, I found the 'Thimblism' joke extremely offensive. (I'm joking, I found it fucking hilarious).

  • @AlphamenschRC
    @AlphamenschRC ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i think that in 10years nobody gets that this is Vigor from Ghostbusters in the picture at the end🤣

  • @Wemius61
    @Wemius61 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like the, "Oh yeah." before he brings the hammer down with a quite unnecessary, but very satisfying, amount of force.

  • @EmzahVonRemzah
    @EmzahVonRemzah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mate a half man half biscuit reference, ashens i luv u

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      emma amme I haven't watched the video but I'm about to. I'm anticipating a really good oven glove is going to appear.

  • @ThemGoodOldBeans
    @ThemGoodOldBeans 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how he added Joffery 5:55

  • @rainningstorm
    @rainningstorm 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I cringed at some of the stuff in this review. In some countries, its illegal to do anything like that to their flag.

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In Soviet Russia, flag turns YOU into inflatable hand.

    • @TheMachoKitty
      @TheMachoKitty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In soviet Russia, the bikes ride you!

    • @CryoDragon
      @CryoDragon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can be jailed for talking crap about the queen :/

    • @tetragrade
      @tetragrade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cryo Dragon -_- No you can't.

    • @HeyItsRonHere
      @HeyItsRonHere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cryo Dragon No.

  • @turkkvpfan
    @turkkvpfan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is one so serious!?!

  • @JontySchmidt
    @JontySchmidt 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You deserve a gold star Ashens

  • @tjb8104
    @tjb8104 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The captions on this video actually work amazingly well haha

    • @jericieiliel5154
      @jericieiliel5154 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're made by a youtuber, which is far better than letting google sort it out

    • @tjb8104
      @tjb8104 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grag Hasseblut ahh the more you know :D

    • @midlifecrisi
      @midlifecrisi 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Change them to automatic. It is still pretty good with ashens voice.

    • @TheSpitefulParadox
      @TheSpitefulParadox 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caption at the beginning for a split second says [Terrible Midi of God Save The Queen]

    • @icebeast555
      @icebeast555 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheSpitefulParadox
      8:08 Automatic Captions... "Muslim Bites You And"

  • @KrazyKazooie
    @KrazyKazooie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12 years later, ha

    • @luminism
      @luminism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2012 to 2022? 12 years?

  • @JusterinoSan
    @JusterinoSan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RIP Queen Elizabeth ll

  • @barna474
    @barna474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you read the description, is the doctor who episode that was referred the one in WWII London with the creepy gas mask kids going 'are you my mummy', and creeping the fuck out of my five year old self?

    • @barna474
      @barna474 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was I five? Huh. We'll never know.
      Wait, no, I was nine or ten actually.
      WE NOW KNOW!

    • @Aaron24371
      @Aaron24371 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Empty child (gas mask one) creepy as balls the wire (the TV one) much less creepy

    • @barna474
      @barna474 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron That bastard show

    • @Aaron24371
      @Aaron24371 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barnabae well now you know

    • @FischerFilmStudio
      @FischerFilmStudio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's from the episode "the idiot's lantern".

  • @dan_loup
    @dan_loup 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was waiting the camera to autofocus as always on the spoon queen picture.. and then i noticed it was actually focused.

  • @muisverriet
    @muisverriet 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashens, the best TH-cam reviewer ever.

  • @Aimeeee
    @Aimeeee 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why is one so serious?
    Haha. I can't stop laughing at that. Your reviews are just the best. That is all.

  • @PandaMania50
    @PandaMania50 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    they should've stopped making those glasses with numbers on them in 2009

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *2002

    • @DrNerdSauce
      @DrNerdSauce 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      uTubeNoITube *Should have never started making them.

  • @woodtvnetwork
    @woodtvnetwork 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    anyone else wondering when the queen will die?

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      She won't. She bathes in the blood of young girls for vitality and will only die when we barricade her inside Windsor Castle.

    • @MegaMarcin98
      @MegaMarcin98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soon.

    • @saphardic
      @saphardic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She wont you see she made a deal with a fallen angel and in return the angel sowed her husbands corpse onto her and set fire to London :D

    • @bracket8706
      @bracket8706 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChickenPika oh . my . god

    • @user-ci6oo1uv2k
      @user-ci6oo1uv2k 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      she will never die. The queen is immortal. She's made of the strongest metal on the earth. She is purely robotic.

  • @Petman1325
    @Petman1325 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch that ending all day, and it would never get old.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if Stu's dad ever got his hammer back, because you do see that in a lot of videos. EDIT: I asked him in a stream once, he still hasn't got the hammers back, but for some reason Dadshens has many other hammers.

  • @PrinceAppalling
    @PrinceAppalling 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ...and I thought the U.S. was overly patriotic.

  • @tsuikyit5511
    @tsuikyit5511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    R.I.P Queen Elizabeth the Second
    1926 - 2022
    God Save The Queen

  • @Okuajub
    @Okuajub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this in celebration of the queen's death

  • @hellsingmongrel
    @hellsingmongrel 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Porcelein thimbles used to be kind of a big collector thing, I think. My mom and grandma had lots of them with different images on them.

  • @WilliamRozear
    @WilliamRozear 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to pause for a couple of minutes when he said "Ohh, look at the thimbolism."
    That sentence physically hurt.

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Queen is Vigo ? You know who to call now !

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you should of used the pictures so you could get sued by PMS.

  • @AlhazredsGamingGoo
    @AlhazredsGamingGoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    [comment about rewatching because queen ded]

  • @thisismycoment3251
    @thisismycoment3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss 2012😕😧😣

  • @UCSPanther20
    @UCSPanther20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm waiting for the tat that Ashens will surely be reviewing when the Queen passes and the next monarch is crowned...

  • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
    @dont_harsh_my_mellow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol I see Joffrey!

    • @theMONSTERaddict423
      @theMONSTERaddict423 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you're talking about the end with the infrared and such then you're wrong. That's the villain from Ghostbusters 2.

    • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
      @dont_harsh_my_mellow 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

    • @lcameeno1
      @lcameeno1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      May Athena yes you disgusting human

    • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
      @dont_harsh_my_mellow 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      But....I am a witch...I am not human.....

    • @Viola5656
      @Viola5656 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      eeeeewwww, weeaboo. or should I say witchaboo...

  • @InASeaOfShells
    @InASeaOfShells 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's the sort of thing you can give your grandmother".
    What if your grandmother is the queen? D:

  • @scunnyboybenji
    @scunnyboybenji 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2012 made me proud to be british

    • @WOSArchives
      @WOSArchives 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And I bet all of this tat made you ashamed to be british.

    • @Mrcantfapenough
      @Mrcantfapenough 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      russia best conturi vodka good

    • @MrPHBOY
      @MrPHBOY 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrcantfapenough what does Russia have to to with Britain its like saying the Irish president (the dahl) is the leader of north korea

    • @Mrcantfapenough
      @Mrcantfapenough 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I seriosly don't know I'm from GB too, I've must have been drinking

    • @goatboytone1
      @goatboytone1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a lot going on in Scunthorpe though is there?

  • @manuelpop400
    @manuelpop400 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Almost at 1.000.000 subs . Gongrats. Ashens

  • @JayeLeahBabezx
    @JayeLeahBabezx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Look at the thimbleism."
    I sighed loudly at that.

  • @ivan44511
    @ivan44511 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yay GoT references!

  • @jimhendriks1007
    @jimhendriks1007 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ooh! Bad Ashens! You can only call it the union jack when it's on a navy Ship!
    Shame on you!

    • @MegaAstroFan18
      @MegaAstroFan18 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a myth.

    • @No-hl4qm
      @No-hl4qm 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do know myths mean
      They don't exist right

    • @MegaAstroFan18
      @MegaAstroFan18 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mux
      No, I was pointing out it's a myth because I thought it was pure fact.

    • @Viola5656
      @Viola5656 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look at the description.

    • @helenjsalvage8747
      @helenjsalvage8747 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His name is Stuart b****

  • @uTubeNoITube
    @uTubeNoITube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING HAND!
    FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING FOIL GUITAR!

    • @markplott4820
      @markplott4820 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +uTubeNoITube Wild stallions !!!!!!!!

  • @mandowarrior123
    @mandowarrior123 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first patent for using a gas turbine to power an aircraft was filed in 1921 by Frenchman Maxime Guillaume.[4] His engine was an axial-flow turbojet.

  • @ZemplinTemplar
    @ZemplinTemplar 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending with the infrared find... What a twiiist !