2017 Finnish 24 Hour Combat Ration MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Taste Testing

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  • This Finland 24 Hour Ration is a mostly vegetarian cold weather MRE. It's fairly lightweight for the 4,100 calorie content, but the menu variation is lacking. Still not a bad ration and worth trying out once for the pate and crisp bread alone.
    For correspondence, or to send a Military Ration for review, my mailing information is:
    Steve1989
    3616 Harden Blvd
    360
    Lakeland, FL 33803
    www.mremarketpl...
    www.mreinfo.com/
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    And thank you everyone for watching & subscribing - hope
    you enjoyed this one, as I certainly did making it!
    -Steve
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    LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
    NICE HISS™
    I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™

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  • @waybous
    @waybous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    "Eww wow, that's making my gums feel inflamed, let me try that again."

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I can just imagine a kid putting a fork into an outlet and going, "AHHHHHHHHHH....maybe once more."

    • @ThePatank
      @ThePatank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      made me think of Futurama, when Fry and company learn how Slurm is truly made, only for Fry to take another swig of Slurm from the can he's holding

    • @StarBuck411
      @StarBuck411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Taking it for the team!!

    • @adf8664
      @adf8664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That belongs on a t-shirt.

    • @beer_advocate
      @beer_advocate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      13:50

  • @cameronwells82
    @cameronwells82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2823

    For steve to call something unpleasant, that protein bar must have been terrible.

    • @AviatorDashie
      @AviatorDashie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      It is trust me😁

    • @deios
      @deios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      It is quite acquired taste. Like salty liquorice aka salmiakki.

    • @mmclaurin8035
      @mmclaurin8035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      I've seen the man eat a malted milk tablet from 1943. Then go back for seconds. So yeah, it must have been horrid.

    • @genejeffries2888
      @genejeffries2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      T'would kill a mere mortal.

    • @PeterOekvist
      @PeterOekvist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's to young...

  • @tudvemppi
    @tudvemppi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Here in finland we call the military food yellow and hot, because it doesn't matter what it is, it always boils down to that. It's yellow and it is hot, and pretty much always tastes the same. But its energy so theres that, I guess.

    • @ville7762
      @ville7762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      aka Möllö

    • @noth606
      @noth606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ville7762 or just paskaa, I never ate much of that, I smuggled in instant noodles and some canned tuna and HK meatballs. MUCH better than that soy based garbage.

    • @ville7762
      @ville7762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@noth606 HK meatballs have soy in them also

    • @noth606
      @noth606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ville7762 but not only soy like the terrible crap we got in 00/01, and they last long and taste good. I can't eat bad tasting food even if I'm hungry, so either I brought my own or I was stuck with näkkäri and pate for a week or two.

    • @500dollarjapanesetoaster8
      @500dollarjapanesetoaster8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kind of surprised that there wasn't more traditional food. I've had MREs from Estonia, Latvia, Russia, Poland. I don't think they'd ever think to make a curry meal.

  • @jacksontallent6201
    @jacksontallent6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3558

    Eats whole thing of 119 year old dried and pulverized beef....
    Can’t finish package of cinnamon apple porridge😂

    • @bobl78
      @bobl78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      he will be able to in 100 years

    • @antiimpetus9053
      @antiimpetus9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      Can’t FINNISH* package of cinnamon apple porridge

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      anti impetus You have won the internet

    • @danieldorn2927
      @danieldorn2927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah it is too young

    • @HUNTERCOPELR
      @HUNTERCOPELR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Give it 120 years itll be delicious

  • @anonymous-de3mn
    @anonymous-de3mn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    Look at that dual-wield pouring action. Steve's a boss.

  • @mikanuutinen2264
    @mikanuutinen2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Oh boy. Eating those for 2 weeks in the north while the wind is howling and it's -40 degrees celsius outside. Ahh good times.

    • @rompsamies9315
      @rompsamies9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      koska nii kylmä o muka ollu :D vittu me suomalaiset aina liioitellaan

    • @mikanuutinen2264
      @mikanuutinen2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@rompsamies9315 Talvirova

    • @BulletHunterz
      @BulletHunterz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@mikanuutinen2264 klassinen talvirova. Rovalla on puolitoista metriä lunta ja prikaatilla näkyy vielä ruoho. Suomen oma bermudan kolmio

    • @hardwithstyle99
      @hardwithstyle99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@rompsamies9315Tämänhetkisen varusmiespalvelukseni aikana helmikuussa 2019, koitti maanantai aamu klo 06:00 ja oli aika startata morttileiri. Mittari näytti - 41 kun herättiin mutta lauhtu - 38-39 ku lähettiin sinne. Ja tämä tapahtui sodankylässä

    • @jere1023
      @jere1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hardwithstyle99 en kattonu mittaria mutta kylmähän sielä oli

  • @Tacticool-_-
    @Tacticool-_- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Why is it so relaxing watching someone eat MRE's and talk about them?

    • @RRRRRRP
      @RRRRRRP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Steve is the key, he's awesome.

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have to admit that most stuff I watch on TH-cam are various unboxing mystery box videos and opening the MREs is also one type of unboxing mystery. It is just so relaxing and it also feels like Xmas or birthday every day watching people open mystery boxes. And the best part of it that it does not cost anything. :)

    • @chrisgreen3962
      @chrisgreen3962 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It just does

  • @rodrigosigoli
    @rodrigosigoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4348

    "It's making my gums feel like inflamed... Almost as if I'm allergic to something there. LET ME TRY IT AGAIN!"
    YOU ROCK, STEVE! 👏🏻

  • @strifemaster5303
    @strifemaster5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I like how he doesn't ask us to like, share and subscribe .
    Great work

    • @novene
      @novene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      good content shares itself.

    • @wildog47
      @wildog47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly just cause they say that does not make me do it. If I like the content enough that I wanna watch more I will. No one needs to tell me.

    • @blackyme2889
      @blackyme2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i never notesed that ,, now i learned somthing new

    • @katj3443
      @katj3443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackyme2889 nice

    • @jwwalker688
      @jwwalker688 ปีที่แล้ว

      This gig is just a side dish for him. I think he's got a gym.
      Hey man, that rhymes.

  • @Jomster777
    @Jomster777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    _That chocolate bar tastes like it has something I'm allergic to._
    *Proceeds to bite again anyway*
    Ah, Steve. Good 'Ol Steve.

    • @totallynotrick319
      @totallynotrick319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STER Gaming lmaoo I was going today the same

    • @matte6371
      @matte6371 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ml

    • @undrgrnd734
      @undrgrnd734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "making my gums inflamed and like I'm allergic to it...... lemme try it again"

    • @luke122988
      @luke122988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But "So much taste". Says so right on the label.

    • @Scott-vx2ks
      @Scott-vx2ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allergic to chocolate? You have no soul

  • @OptimusWombat
    @OptimusWombat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Gonna watch this from start to Finnish!

    • @ryant282a
      @ryant282a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OptimusWombat 😂👍

    • @JuicyJJ3
      @JuicyJJ3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Underrated comment. Need more likes. Immediately. 🤘😎🤘

    • @The_RoboDoc
      @The_RoboDoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice one

    • @sugawolf7899
      @sugawolf7899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad I'm not the only one to come up with a checky pun👍👍

    • @jamestheotherone742
      @jamestheotherone742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh gawwwd...

  • @jarpasmannen
    @jarpasmannen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Steve must've been a real treat to teach back in school. "Alright kids, you all knew this was coming, time for you all to dissect a frog." - "Alright, let's get this onto a tray, nice!"

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kneggebrot is both the best and the worst bread depending what you put on it.
      *Edit:* What...what the heck? I swear OP's comment was originally about the bread in this video...

    • @mrbumbumwilly
      @mrbumbumwilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmmmmmkay

    • @alabamaguns3684
      @alabamaguns3684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "So right off the bat here we have some frog intestines."

    • @markgipson9030
      @markgipson9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd bet Steve would eat the frog on those crisp breads.

    • @yangsnowww4330
      @yangsnowww4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *cuts frog open*
      "nice hiss"

  • @richardcranium3479
    @richardcranium3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Steve-san has mastered the combat akimbo pour.

    • @jasontruman1215
      @jasontruman1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Richard Cranium I was thinking the same thing!!!!

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Steve-san”
      No. Just no. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @sporasparel5032
    @sporasparel5032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Those outdoor gourmet things especially the "paella" taste so bad I would rather eat my enemies than that shit.

    • @kissalanpojat
      @kissalanpojat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Dond be nirso mään

    • @Hans_Weber
      @Hans_Weber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      intistä jääny traumat :Ddd

    • @mikanuutinen2264
      @mikanuutinen2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Älä nyt. Hyviä noi on. Syödään vikisemättä saatana.

    • @Eetu.R
      @Eetu.R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "I would rather eat my enemies"
      Ei vittu huutista :D

    • @Chaydex
      @Chaydex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Se sissipaska syödään vikisemättä T alikersantti

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I hope you noticed that our gum is called "Jenkki" - quite literally "Yankee", since even back in the day we associated gum chewing with America.

    • @Leppify
      @Leppify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nice

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ha

    • @jaskapenttila7644
      @jaskapenttila7644 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny since here in Finland we have found chewing gum made from Birch bark tar during the neolithic period.

  • @papilloneffect4015
    @papilloneffect4015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Steve likes almost every food he eats. He wasn't big on this one, I feel bad for the Finnish.

    • @karlmoles6530
      @karlmoles6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He really hates Chinese PLA rations

    • @wrok3
      @wrok3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Its designed for extremely cold temperatures tho

    • @TealJosh
      @TealJosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@_Ekaros proper vomit material. Oh dear the memories.

    • @ilililil490
      @ilililil490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It tastes like school food so it's shit

    • @leeviteivonen3363
      @leeviteivonen3363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Hei, kukaan ei pyytäny Stevee laittamaa viittä litraa vettä johonki vitun puuroon. Se ruoka tungetaan naamariin ilman mitään ulinoita. Hyvät uudet vuodet!

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Oh you already know I am here as soon as Steve has another video!

    • @tobysparrow69
      @tobysparrow69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      should do a mash up video

    • @tobysparrow69
      @tobysparrow69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dollar tree mres..

    • @10191927
      @10191927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ProtoMario - Woah! You watch Steve1989? That’s awesome! I’m subbed to you as well.

    • @tripoloski3226
      @tripoloski3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know it.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, SON!

  • @remickstreetmusicinc.6931
    @remickstreetmusicinc.6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I loved his "You could spackle an entire brick house with this" statement :-)

    • @DraftySatyr
      @DraftySatyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would that be before or after you've eaten it? ("Spackle" is not a word that is routinely used in British English, so implies an entirely different meaning!)

    • @feakhelek1
      @feakhelek1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@DraftySatyr Consumption of brick houses is not recommended.

  • @Rem694u2
    @Rem694u2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "You could spackle a brick house with this" LMAO!!!!!!!

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rem that’s super harsh even coming from Steve who is the most wholesome guy I know lol

  • @debsreno911
    @debsreno911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "That smells like cola and some kind of dish detergent." appetizing lol.

  • @HughesEnterprises
    @HughesEnterprises 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You can get those rye crisp breads from Varusteleka. Shipping is cheap so you can afford scho-ka-kola too. Bought a whole case of the crisp breads.

    • @PeterOekvist
      @PeterOekvist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hughes Enterprises The crisps have a whole section of their own in every
      grocery store in sweden...

    • @soberbob
      @soberbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They look like Aussie/western Rivitas

    • @iPelaaja1
      @iPelaaja1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hughes Enterprises they sell the same ones for example in Sainsbury’s too

    • @762rk95tp
      @762rk95tp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PeterOekvist Same in Finland.

  • @rackslow
    @rackslow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    STEVE with the double upload! NICE!

    • @marksandquist4275
      @marksandquist4275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice 👌😉

    • @Shotbymilkgames
      @Shotbymilkgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha i know right

    • @autismo2440
      @autismo2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4:53 even double pouring, NICE! X2

    • @saturn0660
      @saturn0660 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone loves "double loads".

    • @tripanfal
      @tripanfal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@autismo2440 caught this too! Nice!

  • @mynameisnotjeff8185
    @mynameisnotjeff8185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Congratulation for 1.000.000 subscribers!!! Greetings from Germany.

  • @chaffiecross5414
    @chaffiecross5414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Mmmmm.... Bleached paper with a citrus undertone!

  • @mikkojoronen9774
    @mikkojoronen9774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Spent last year eating tens of those rations. Those green pasta meals are terrible. There are like 6 or so different rations and some of them come with the red blåband meals, which are much better. I have a lot of those green meals at home and don't know what to do with them, I'd rather die of starvation than eat 1 more.

    • @mrandersson1082
      @mrandersson1082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agree. The green ones are lowcost you can get at ÖoB in Sweden..

    • @Teippaaja
      @Teippaaja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well three years ago those blåblands where considered horrible shit. I had like 20 those in my locker and just threw them somewhere when we went home.

    • @ZazzilasArden
      @ZazzilasArden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Donate them to a local food bank. I'm sure someone who is actually starving would be happy to have them.

    • @ZazzilasArden
      @ZazzilasArden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Donate them to a local food bank. I'm sure someone who is actually starving would be happy to have them.

    • @antijackson8457
      @antijackson8457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Game Spirit exactly, give em away

  • @Kepe
    @Kepe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I did my service if the FDF in 2006, the MREs were very different back then. We didn't have any of those "just add water in the bag" foods. Instead we got some basic porridge flakes and noodles you had to cook in your mess tin. In the forest we never had time to cook anything so I was always hungry, those crispbreads and the paté (which came in a tin instead of a handy tube) and the chocolate were pretty much the only things I ate out of those MRE bags. Sometimes I ate the noodles dry without cooking them because I was so hungry. Those MREs sucked big time. These newer ones seem better, I guess you could hydrate them with cold water as well.
    There's a saying in the FDF, "in a hurry to wait". It was always the same when we were out in the woods. Someone came to wake you up and told you have 5 minutes to put on your gear and pack your stuff and to take a leak, and then we'd wait 30 minutes, not allowed to do anything because something was just about to happen or start. And when you did happen to have some time, you didn't have a portable cooker or other source of heat because those cookers weren't issued to everyone.

    • @incumbentvinyl9291
      @incumbentvinyl9291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't see the problem. Eat your meal before you sleep.
      I didn't have issues with this in the military.

    • @Kepe
      @Kepe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@incumbentvinyl9291 There was no free time to do what you like in the evenings either. We'd get back to our tents late in the evening after a full day of practicing something and then ordered to go sleep. The only thing you were allowed to do is to go take a leak or poop.
      Luckily I became a military police and as such had very few "forest camps" (training multiple days somewhere in a forest) as we call them.

    • @incumbentvinyl9291
      @incumbentvinyl9291 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kepe What about when you were kipinämikko during the night?

  • @johnbonanno9240
    @johnbonanno9240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m so happy to see a couple of Steve videos uploaded!

  • @sautari7474
    @sautari7474 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are a brave man to have taken this task upon yourself. For a long time i actually ate those freeze dried meals but towards the end of my service, my body just rejected them. All of them. Even the ones that were deemed "ok" like pasta carbonara or pasta bolognese (extremely rare, only a few nco's and officer trainees have even seen one). But those sport drinks are the real win in the ration. I would even call it a life saver, especially in winter when 1. Your water wouldnt freeze in your canteen, just turned into a slushy thanks to them (if you were too lazy to strap it around your neck and keep it under your jacket) and 2. When on a recon mission or trapped behind enemy lines, your main supply of water would be melted snow, but without the minerals and whatnot that snow lacks, you won't be able to operate for too long. And not only did it add minerals to the water, but also kinda, almost covered some of the smoke flavor from melting the snow. Honorable mentions are the crisp bread + patee, honey roasted nuts and the chocolate, quick easy carbs to get you through the next hour or two.

  • @FinnishArmy
    @FinnishArmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hello people, I am glad you reviewed my rations.

  • @RadiantFeline
    @RadiantFeline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My crummy, terrible week just got so much better!! Thank you for your videos!!

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yummy that bread is called Ryvita in the UK and it was one of my favourites back in the day.

  • @Akselisinitalo
    @Akselisinitalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    This takes me back , we were out on a “Tutkinto” during my service in the army (the Finns will know) I hadn’t eaten in 24+ hours and we had marched all night, I needed protein and fats so I went for the Protein bar. It tasted so bad that I vomited which made my situation worse as I was now malnourished and dehydrated. In short , fuck these MREs , the Sports drink and Paella MRE were good though.
    #KaartinMafia
    KAARTJR 1/18

    • @victordupuy7281
      @victordupuy7281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ake määrää

    • @Rokayi
      @Rokayi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samassa oltii :D

    • @iCoolaxe
      @iCoolaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eipä onneks kertaakaan tarvinnu noihin safkoihin koskea.
      KAARTJR 2/17

    • @jdisdetermined
      @jdisdetermined 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jesus.. what a horrible way to cap off a grueling day. I haven't puked from terrible food in a long time.. it sucks ass though, because you have to taste it again.. I knew just by the flavor(s) on the label it would probably be gross.. meal replacement bars have come a long way.. there is really no excuse for producing one so terribly flavored..

    • @stratis722
      @stratis722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jdisdetermined vittu

  • @basillicus3959
    @basillicus3959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I spent 1 year in the FDF, NCO course and all, and like 3 refreshment courses and I never got to eat any of these "sissipakkaus" as they are called. There was always a field kitchen unit nearby, making "noppasoppa" ("soup of dice" :)) for us. Nice to see what these packs contain today, in case there is ever need to eat one. Looks good enough!

    • @brandonfalcon9348
      @brandonfalcon9348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did you prepare these dice?

    • @Jansk1h
      @Jansk1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brandonfalcon9348 its a play on words, meaning its a roll of the dice what your gonna get. Sometimes its something good like meatballs but many of times its something horrible but you eat it anyways because you're just too hungry to care

    • @rasmussyrjala1370
      @rasmussyrjala1370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jansk1h also everything is chopped into cubes, mostly potato tho

  • @racheltuomi5771
    @racheltuomi5771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I lived in Finland for two years and went to school,so glad You did a Finnish MRE Kit❤

  • @JennyEverywhere
    @JennyEverywhere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    What is the rationale behind giving soldiers in the field an artificially-sweetened sports drink? I'd think you'd WANT the calories.
    Seriously, a sports drink is supposed to have sugar in it. Sucralose in a sports drink is silly. Same with the sucralose in the protein bar. I mean, WTF?

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I always feel the exact same way about sweeteners in military rations. Add more maltodextrin and sugar and bolster the calorie content.

    • @Jaakko_Ruotsalainen
      @Jaakko_Ruotsalainen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's probably because it takes quite a bit more sugar compared to sweetener. Just look how much sugar a can of soda has. It'd make the kit weight a lot more and it's not like it's lacking calories.

    • @gulfrelay2249
      @gulfrelay2249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jaakko Ruotsalainen diss it all you want, but sugar is food.sweeteners are chemicals. in combat or even hard training,you need food,not chemicals.

    • @carce412
      @carce412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@gulfrelay2249 uhh...sugar itself is a chemical

    • @mikecowen6507
      @mikecowen6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Carson Siu But a naturally occurring chemical. Better than something a mad scientist came up with...

  • @GutiTheJ
    @GutiTheJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    your descriptions are always so on point

  • @mattgas3030
    @mattgas3030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Hey Steve,
    I have a great video suggestion for you! You should take one of those old fishing kits from one of your survival rations and go fishing with it!

  • @Herravanrikki
    @Herravanrikki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man this gave me anxiety, i miss my service a bit, but i don’t miss these XDD making that porridge in the morning with -30c. Fuck that 😂

  • @phils2684
    @phils2684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    glad you're still active man. never stop!

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glad to have these two ready finally! Will always be at it making new ones

  • @Nikzzza
    @Nikzzza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In 2016 we had the "main meals" By blåband or something like that. I found them way enjoyable, I had these new sets on my last training session before being released to reserves and they were so bad compared to the predecessors

  • @f3n1xplat3ad0
    @f3n1xplat3ad0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your voice is so smoothing. I can fall sleep to your voice.

    • @EddieD218
      @EddieD218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right. I cant watch these at night. It puts me to sleep

  • @roymcintyre579
    @roymcintyre579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The return of the Mocachino NICE!

  • @thegassyplay-0-971
    @thegassyplay-0-971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even this video is 2 years old, I still like going back and watching the faves

  • @Schmidt54
    @Schmidt54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Tue Finnish MRE: Pack of cigarettes, 0.75 l bottle of vodka, 2x6 pack of beer, 6x pack strong coffee, pack of licorice, a picture of Simo Häyhä. Who needs more.

    • @MarkThe_Nerd
      @MarkThe_Nerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Schmidt54 and a map of Suomi

    • @MartinKidd
      @MartinKidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You forgot the pickled herring

    • @thefinnimo8483
      @thefinnimo8483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ja mämmiä

    • @ArmedSandMan
      @ArmedSandMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mitä vittua missä mun näkköri ja kenkälankki on stana mikään muu ei syty tässä säässä

    • @Raikku
      @Raikku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EI VITTU KUKAAN
      Paitsi että yksi miestenlehti ei tekis pahaa

  • @ToMMi808
    @ToMMi808 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Eating this during an ftx just hits different. It's truly unbelieveable how different it tastes. Also I think you should mix the porridge during the heating.

  • @wirtannen
    @wirtannen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You need to mix the food better with spoon and it hydrates better, specially the porridges!
    That seems to be the No Fish menu as stated in the content label.
    They got vegan, no beef etc variants.
    Most of the foods are ok, but I preferred the old school rations where you got the ham pate, liver pate and canned meat to go with the hardbread.
    Allso they got peach oatmeal (porridge) that is divine.

  • @vanPoll
    @vanPoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A perfect ration for my taste... I love the Apple Cinnamon Porridge for breakfast - the trick is to dump the sugar or marmalade in there before rehydrating. That really is something substantial.

  • @nutjimmy
    @nutjimmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Steve: *puts anything on plate*
    also Steve: nice

  • @Brandon-oo2nj
    @Brandon-oo2nj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey Steve been watching you for years man I honestly give you the upmost respect for what you do ......WHY DON'T YOU MONETIZE YOUR WORK......

    • @Lauraphoid
      @Lauraphoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can monetize without adds

  • @supertoasting1011
    @supertoasting1011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    was surprised how mediocre this one was. was expecting something great out of finland

    • @Paltse
      @Paltse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The packages were suposed to be mixed and matched when I was in the service. Take two, exchange their main courses, eat one bag, then the other. And since we are talking about a nordic country heat up your water/ration and you get a better experience.

    • @VinaX2R
      @VinaX2R 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mee too, it seems like it is all of- the-shelf products

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Leijona tumma suklaa cheered me up so much when i was in the military

  • @COUNTERCOM
    @COUNTERCOM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The BENIS ration!

    • @michaeldavis5242
      @michaeldavis5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      FUGGGGG

    • @wewd
      @wewd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      :DDD

    • @nol6819
      @nol6819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ebin :--------DD

    • @cumbob
      @cumbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Snibbeti snab

    • @jake-8508
      @jake-8508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You fuckin nazi i'll throw you into gulag blyat

  • @sadmeat8937
    @sadmeat8937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Hi steve,love the channel. I wrote you a haiku. Hope you like it.
    How are you today
    Lets get this out on the tray
    You know what to say

    • @dr3wbis
      @dr3wbis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nina Lan NICE mkay!
      Finished it for ya!

    • @Rubenlagriculture
      @Rubenlagriculture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice

    • @aisponek
      @aisponek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice!

    • @interdictr3657
      @interdictr3657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice!

    • @kuoseis
      @kuoseis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr3wbis you could say "Finnished" im very sorry

  • @ChromeStrand
    @ChromeStrand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's making my gums feel like inflamed"
    "Ugh, let me try that again,"
    😂😂 love how he's effortlessly and unintentionally funny

  • @AnttonEths
    @AnttonEths 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    American MRE: Beef, protein and some beverages
    Finnish MRE: CAKE, COCACOLA, CANDY AND SOME COCAINE WOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Eetu.R
      @Eetu.R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      An army marches on it's belly remember that mate

    • @AnttonEths
      @AnttonEths 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Eetu.R juu u

    • @ArmedSandMan
      @ArmedSandMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oli muuten vittu ku intin safkat vaan proteiiniä hiilareita ja kaloreita 😂

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ArmedSandMan
      Kyllä sitä kuituaki tulee näkkäristä.

    • @AnttonEths
      @AnttonEths 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArmedSandMan :D

  • @johnvalencia5065
    @johnvalencia5065 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I salute you my friend for your patronage and bravery

  • @garyspiveydoctor
    @garyspiveydoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have lived 4 weeks with those :) There is actually 6 different packages of those. Light blue colored boxes are best; They have two packages of tuna inside bag. They also have vegetarian packs also.

  • @Deliz1
    @Deliz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nice audio pitch modulation with the spoon stirring:-)

  • @timothyspearman9347
    @timothyspearman9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The Finnish army will always, always have my respect.

    • @Redtoad1234
      @Redtoad1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anybody who can stand eating Finnish cuisine has my respect. Gotta be pretty tough to eat that stuff.

    • @alpokurki4431
      @alpokurki4431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Redtoad1234 I would like to invite you here to have some mämmi.

    • @Kenruli
      @Kenruli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alpokurki4431 ohh mämmiä thats some delicious sht.

    • @jaskapenttila7644
      @jaskapenttila7644 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kenruli Tastes good, looks like shit. Truly looks can be deceiving.

  • @SpOnGeBoB-db6mu
    @SpOnGeBoB-db6mu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The joy this man gets out of something as simple as an MRE. It's beautiful, almost surreal.

  • @jacobbaird4975
    @jacobbaird4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude that double pouring action had a serious pucker factor.
    I bet you are so steady you could pass the DUI tests after 6 shots.

  • @theconservativejuggalo6189
    @theconservativejuggalo6189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:10 strangely melodic tapping

  • @freedomisacred1495
    @freedomisacred1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laugh every time he says “ alright let’s get onto a tray” “nice” “ok”

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Nice!

    • @ryant282a
      @ryant282a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The legendary Justin Y. was here.

    • @sgt.eclair
      @sgt.eclair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome, real Justin! Didn't expect you here!

    • @Rubenlagriculture
      @Rubenlagriculture 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @hernancontrerars3179
      @hernancontrerars3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      glad to see you are alive, man! i was double worried for you and Steve!

  • @daughteroftiaran
    @daughteroftiaran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That's making my gums feel inflamed, like I'm allergic to something ... Let me try it again!

  • @punishedgondola1814
    @punishedgondola1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lessons learned from Steve, if you eat something and it feels like you are allergic to it, take another bite.

  • @Admin-5
    @Admin-5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    What are you gonna do when you hit 1 million subscribers

    • @roadweary5252
      @roadweary5252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Thomas Fernaays I vote that we all chip in and buy him a gold colored tray - Nice!

    • @therongperson
      @therongperson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Steve's going to review that Alien ration he got from Area 51! 👽

    • @MrKajithecat
      @MrKajithecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Punch Anthony Fantano in the mouth

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He's prolly just gonna smoke an old camel, brew some coffee instant type2, and say NICE!

    • @Jake-om5dm
      @Jake-om5dm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      War of 1812 ration

  • @Aquelll
    @Aquelll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That rye crisp bread is the best thing in the world. A true Finnish classic. Only needs some butter and you're good to go! That bread is available in any supermarket in Finland in huge packets. I sometimes finish the huge packet in couple of days with just butter on them.

  • @martinstea6392
    @martinstea6392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Yay a new video! I thought you had died of botulism

    • @eistee5974
      @eistee5974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hes staying away from Ukrainian rations now, so hes gonna be fine.

    • @stanervin6108
      @stanervin6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah. He probably had a colonoscopy that turned into an archeological event. 💩☠

    • @zahrans
      @zahrans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cryohellinc *Whoosh!*

    • @ShaneWalta
      @ShaneWalta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve is immune to botulism at this point

    • @GmOnEy21O
      @GmOnEy21O 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cryohellinc Considering how far over your head that joke went, I think you should be asking yourself that.
      Steve himself has joked about botulism in a few videos because of some of the super old and funky stuff he eats out of antique MREs / kits.

  • @oskarrrw
    @oskarrrw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you're supposed to stir the porridge i think. you mix it with a spoon and it won't be lumpy.

  • @ivvan497
    @ivvan497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's like I'm alergic to something in that...Let me try that again!"

  • @MrJesulius
    @MrJesulius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this brings back some nice memories

  • @Marc4360
    @Marc4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Oh wow that's making my gums feel inflamed, almost like I'm allergic to something" .... continues to eat it.

  • @everett8811
    @everett8811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Smells like paper with a slight citrus undertone"

  • @briansutton2176
    @briansutton2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoy the tapping of the spoon. It is my favorite part.

  • @doodlebob6210
    @doodlebob6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The oatmeal breakfast doesn't look as bad as the Vomlet you ate xD

  • @Rausku
    @Rausku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dear Ukko in the sky. Looks like the rations (at least one of them) went to shit after I FINNISHED my year of service back in '02. RiP whatever that is supposed to be. MRE for C-papers.

  • @kght222
    @kght222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    10:24 was there any salt? when you can smell a flavor but can't taste it, salt is usually the problem.

  • @noviarahmawati5787
    @noviarahmawati5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "A Finnish Apple Cinnamon Porridge"
    Valtteri Bottas : *Wait, did you say PORRAGE???*

    • @AdLin2023
      @AdLin2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      en tiiä pitäiskö itkeä vai nauraa

  • @arttusavilepo8471
    @arttusavilepo8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is sometimes berry pudding i think its called in finnish mre abd i eat them at home too. Tastes nice.

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It rehydrated more efficiently" savage.

  • @thatguy1056
    @thatguy1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    His poop is probably in packages

    • @adambaldwin258
      @adambaldwin258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Type 1

    • @nunyabizness690
      @nunyabizness690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah it comes out as powder, he has to stir the toilet

  • @Knobs4u
    @Knobs4u ปีที่แล้ว

    We all agree steve is a positive calm dude, that educates and relaxes us just by sharing what makes him happy. I didn't care what finns had for rations till he let me know i should by making a video

  • @camfg8908
    @camfg8908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice! Greetings from Finland :)

  • @Juhani96
    @Juhani96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ham patee and näkkileipä was my favorite on those MRE:s :D

  • @paramhasam8387
    @paramhasam8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    yeah ive had those protein bars, theyre quite horrid

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They should just make an entire ration out of pate and crisp bread.

  • @killerixi
    @killerixi ปีที่แล้ว

    cans of tuna and the sports drinks were huge trading items when i was in the army. nearly as valuable as cigs

  • @davidmarshall7752
    @davidmarshall7752 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's fascinating how much a nation's culture, attitude & cuisine is reflected in these meals.

  • @CalebAble
    @CalebAble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To me those breads look identical to the ryvita we have in the UK.

    • @redwingrob1036
      @redwingrob1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      REMEMBER Swedish Pogen bread in the paper bags?

    • @cherylchristian5673
      @cherylchristian5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are called RyKrisp in the US

  • @Steme94
    @Steme94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny that our company were first ones to try these new 24h mres. Officers asked our opinion we said that they were absolutly horrible and the older 24h mre was much better. Next day they said "we don't care if you don't like it. We just have start use these even though they are bad"...

  • @Bouncyboizes
    @Bouncyboizes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We had the same crisp bread in school

  • @three-stripes
    @three-stripes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Was like TH-cam sucks... wait! Nice!

    • @Lucky.420
      @Lucky.420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree. LOL

    • @59Lemony
      @59Lemony 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me2

  • @wheresmyribs
    @wheresmyribs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Meanwhile im just sitting here eating a bag of takis

  • @FrozenFox20
    @FrozenFox20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ugh. I hated all those outdoors ration bags. Never could make them properly, either raw or soup and never was much for bland vegetarian diet. Those sports drinks weren't for me either. Rather just drank water as i never had trouble with overhydrating. Everything else in those bags though; absolutely perfect. Protein bars always came first, never got one of those peach ones though, and nuts were almost heavenly in the forest. Coffee perfect, not much of a tea drinker but absolutely fine tea, chocolate bar awesome and cocoa went as itself and maybe some creamer in it to top it off.
    It was always a pleasure to see a field kitchen setup and get some proper food with meat :D

  • @mroeplz
    @mroeplz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve could you finish every meal? It’s so satisfying to watch.

    • @jayvalle50
      @jayvalle50 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean "Finnish"?

  • @abifoster5557
    @abifoster5557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Like almost as if I’m allergic to something in that.”
    *takes another bite*

  • @mikearmstrong8483
    @mikearmstrong8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's making my gums feel inflamed. Almost as if I'm allergic to something in that. Let me try that again."
    As they would say down south "That boy ain't right!"

  • @ZombieBitesAgain
    @ZombieBitesAgain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ok let's start the day off right with a good old mre video from Steve nice 😂 LOL

  • @LaatiMafia
    @LaatiMafia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trust me. When we had a 195 km bicycle/walking march, we ate the cocoa straight from the bag. It tasted amazing actually :D