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Officer: “sir, I’m pulling you over for no license plate.”
Driver: “officer, I swear a monkey just ripped it off my car and ran off with it.”
Officer: *thinking* great, another fucking whack-job....
Officer: "Please blow into this device..."
;
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Officer: "You shouldn't refer to your ex that way."
The fact that my mom hasn’t made it on to on of these videos with her driving is a miracle…..
You were never seen again
Is she really that bad?
That honor goes to my mother’s sister, there isn’t a safe mailbox on this planet!
You would like to see a parent of yours showcased on a fail channel?
Same here.
I genuinely felt bad for the guy with the trays of food but the guy with the double skateboards brought me back
I would have laughed and pointed as hard as i could after he said stop laughing and got mad
@@clerpington_the_fifth honestly i feel him. you have a bad day and all everyone wants to do is laugh, record it and spread it around.
I felt bad too.. i mean why restaurants needs to make those stunts.. i want eat not be american.
These aren't "people having a bad day." These are "idiots having a normal day and making everyone around them suffer."
Bahaha
Who are you blaming the sink hole on, the bus? Or the guy getting prank scared with the gorilla? Why are you here?
High risers in parking garages actually happens a lot, I've seen 2 personally and after math of probably a dozen.
The mass majority of humans are so fucking dumb you can brainwash them to believe the sky is purple. Don’t expect too much, most people can’t even drive the speed limit, much the less comprehend or critically think about anything
except the guy who got pissed on by a dog lol
... That guy that yelled, "I can't handle this!!" - I can relate. 😝
That must be my ex-wife's new boyfriend.
"I'm so ANGRY!" 🤣🤣
We’ve all been there, dude.
SERENITY NOW
@@RealG.Washington "can't you tell by his voice?" Lol
6:18
She screams like Tom from "Tom &Jerry" 😂
Yeah 🤣😂😂
The gorilla one at 2:05 had me rolling in laughter. Poor guy was trembling and scared to death.
Without context, this is a very strange comment.
@kathrynhoward4196 Apparently, you are new to this. Click on the 2:05 in the comments. There's your context. 54 other people understood it and liked it.
Super hilarious
3:51 note to anyone doing their own bee removal: do it at night when the bees/wasps/hornets are less active.
And don't shake the bag so violently that it rips open
Even better, get someone who knows what they're doing.
dude, hornets are very active at night. how about don't do it yourself or you can get very hurt.
also at least in Germany it's not allowed to touch nests. you may be fined up to 50 000Euro if you killed a single hornet...
@@issuesster that's just for endangered species though.
Wasp are fair game.
The Amazon driver getting stuck with the cactus 🌵 is a classic from cartoons 😂
Classic from AZ 🌵
Amazon driver: :rings a doorbell: Umm, excuse me sir/ma'am, I just sat on your cactus and it hurts alot. My bad.
His reaction was tops….”OMG! Oh No! No,no,no,no,no, Oh No!….” 😂😅
looks like an Austrocylindropuntia subulata . the have really long stiff barbed spines 🤣😮 his fault for not paying attention too
7:05
I AM CRYING BOI 😭😂😭
2:24 MANS IS LITERALLY SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS!!!
Mans?
You’re missing one of these ‘ but other than that, this comment funni.
4:53 "You Allright?"
"Yep, my face broke the fall. Just a brain bleed. Nothing to worry about"
😂 I'm fine. I no longer have eyelids and sneezing is gonna be scary from now on, but yeah. I'm fine
It's a real world miracle how women regulary manage to fall on their face first. Maybe to avoid ruined finger nails...
@@DocTraubo well if it isn't some good ol' sexist cherrypicking
love how I can't even enjoy these compilations without the comments being full of scumbags who think punching down is funny
That dog knew what kind of person he was and marked him. Then he proved the dog right by trying to kick it!
You must be a dOg PeRsOn
100 %
that dog knew what kind of person he was and marked him. then he proved the dog right by trying to kick it!
@@cashman1971Awesome job buddy! That is exactly what he said!
1:29 That pissed me off.
I'm still baffled at these drivers who are at a complete standstill, then run full bore into traffic and buildings.
Those are literally my favorite ones. As long as no one gets hurt of course
@@JK-ep9bz So true.
They THINK, they have their foot on the brakes, but they have their foot on the accelerator instead, and when the car takes off, all they can do is press the pedal harder, without having a CLUE about what they are actually doing.
1:35 I don't know what the rush was. It's open 24 hours a day.
Practice
That last one looks like they failed to hold back the zombie horde.
What was that Black Friday shoppers or something?
@@klj2382 New chicken sammich release at Popeye's?
I was thinking the same thing. Weirdest thing I've seen yet.
@@klj2382 Yes, its a special offer day.
Gotta be the first one to buy something absolutely useless.
7:07 mini cactus violates Amazon worker..😂😂😂😂
You know what, that guy wjth the motorcycle ramp did a damn good job. Yeah they chose a shitty broken wooden ramp. But he knew what he was doing. Kept on the throttle the whole way up, and when he got hanged up at the top he kept her steady the entire way down without dropping her. I raise my vodka to you my dude!
03:35 Black face hilarious! hilariously dangerous!
he also was lucky AF
If he knew what he was doing, he would have realized that the motorcycle would never be able to make the switch from the ramp to the truck floor.
@@gotham61 you're on to it. The OP is an idiot.
max7209: he was lucky asf,u moronion
6:49 that scream went from wooooooh to ooooooowhhhh
0:30 WTF is that!? 😂😂
Please, I need to know what the absolute fuck is going on here.
I think its blackface? Or like a full face tat? idk super weird cause she looks white lmao
I had that exact same thought race through my head!!! I cannot figure out whether it is a white homeless lady in blackface? Or a whackjob black lady making herself 'SUPERFLY BLACK'?!
the dog peeing on the guy and then escaping getting kicked was the best lmbo
The dog knew what he was doing 🤣 haha
The last clip (the shoppers storming through the entrance of a store) is what it's sometimes like during Black Friday sales here in the States.
And that's why I'd rather go to my grave first before I'd ever take part in those black friday sales.
@@sweeptheleg. I don't really enjoy dealing with them either.
damn
its nice living in rural australia. i dont have to deal with any of that.
That kid did a great job of stopping dads car!!!
Yeah, dad really failed.
Yep definitely raised his son to be brave young man. That's important
Imagine a speeding car just happened to be cruising by. That would be epic failed
That's why you put a block behind the tire. Ask me how I know.
@@ps3guy554 how do you know?
4:19 - he didn't say "Beat you up" he said "Whats wrong with you"
These subtitles are the greatest fail of all 🤣
@K_nn_th._ he says "Blyat" - like "Fuсk"
@K_nn_th._ Deez
@@fcarter3863 nuts
0:59 Damn those two people on a moped were lucky!
I'd buy a lottery ticket that night
saw a video from Russia where a brick flew threw a windshield of a car , hit a lady in her face and she basicallly was brain dead instantly , so yeah they were really lucky
A small piece of that sh** could have pegged one of them in the side of the head and we couldn't see it. But it did look like nothing happened to them. Probably right.
WTF! Somebody's dad's out here trying to put a Walmart bag over a hornets nest! 🤣
I mean clearly it was the greatest idea of all time
I laughed so hard. that poor guy, is going to feel that one for a looong time. probably went to the ER.
Not only that, but he SHOOk THE DAMN BAG!!!!! Lord have mercy!! LMAO
Man I laughed so hard😂😂😂
@@malloryg4251 😂😂😂
2:15 really had him shaking in his boots
That last one got to be the most scariest scenario that I could ever imagine when working inside of a store.
would cause death for sure if people tripped or were pushed down
@@peterf.229 people have been trampled on Black Friday.
That dude throwing a tantrum after a couple people laughed when he fell 😂😂
The skateboard one?
@@lordblood380 10:24 yeah lol
Well, not everyone's always in the mood to laugh at themselves.
That double fail with the motor bike at 4:12 was brilliant. First the accidental honk and the bike falling over, then it literally driving away with the woman and then the guy shouting “NUTS!”. I laughed so hard I cried 🤣
it was Russian. then where on the subtitles he said nuts, in fact he said - f*ck , and then said - what are you doing?
I had to re-watch it several times 🤣🤣🤣
@MIND And so unnecessary.
@@657Demonпотом он сказал Черт!
That was pure comedy gold indeed. You think the clip is over, and then the real fail begins. 🤣🤣 But can we appreciate how the girl *almost* managed to land perfectly on the bike? And her reaction was cute.
4:08 made me laugh so loud, it's funny and then boom just goes another level 🤣
Me too😂🤣😂🤣Watched it several times
Plus the subtitles were like they were speaking English that's not the translation so failarmy failed xD
It was such perfect comedic timing.
She managed to make the scooter do a barrel roll.
Kudos to her
Thought the clip was over.
Took a big drink of soda.
Sprayed soda all over monitor and keyboard.
9:52 Happy to see Trevor live and well!
4:55 that's not just a bad day, that's a hospital trip
Emphasis on the ‘trip’
Yeah she had to have some pretty severe road rash across her face. Yikes. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the video was cut before she moved her hair for a reason.
10:30 Shouting "shut the fuck up!" is going to do the exact opposite my skater friend.
well “Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.” this is similar story..
04:52 Are you all right? Are you sure I shouldn't get up from my seat? 🙂
ah chill..she only braked with her face..i'm sure she's fine
She's fine, she just doesn't have a face anymore
That guy was driving way too fast with the golf cart.
@@Ace_of_Horns really sherlock?
@@laeron001 yes genius
The corporate guy and the skateboard dude just made me lol in the office.
Nothing worse then a skateboarder who can't laugh at themselves when they fall !
Well....look at what the idiot was doing. Two skateboards? Of course its going to hurt if he falls.
I've broke bonds and cracked my skull in a crazy speed wobble, crashing is half the fun!
6:42 sir you can't park here. It's a private spot
Mind if I crash here?
9:46 legend says the 2nd star is still wiggling
The chick who fell off the golf cart definitely was not 'all right'
i scrolled so far down for this comment. 4:53 is brutal
I would pay American Dollars for more footage of that guy removing that bees nest
If you end up on Fail Army, you know you had a bad day
Yeah today I'm having a bad day but this made it better!
But if you didn't then WE had a good day!
Or you were extremely stupid 😂
first clip, guy on bike actually managed the situation like a pro
There's no guy on bike in the first clip. Do you mean the second?
As he should. .
The cyclist was at fault. .
He needed to wait his turn. .
@@marko.6953
And which clip are _you_ talking about?
a pro would never ride a bike onto a truck like that
@@kenwittlief255 true, but this guy is a pro for a different reason. He kept that bike steady all the way up and all the way down without damaging the bike too bad and without anyone getting any serious injuries.
5:25 bro was falling for 3 whole business days
04:45 I will never understand people watching others get hurt and not moving their ass asking "are you all right?"
What are they supposed to do walk a few feet closer to ask?
@@NoHoleBagel He could have run a few feet closer and helped her! She fucking face planted on the concrete and he just sits there. Wtf is that?
@@woreoutdrummer1861 helped her what standing wouldn’t help her scrapped up face
@@NoHoleBagel can tell you aint shit def gone b single
Typically democrat voters. They are waiting for somebody else to come in and do the work.
1:27 (dog relieves himself) - Dude got pissed! 🐶
4:47 (woman falls out of moving vehicle) - Instead of getting up to help her his lazy ass stays seated asking her if she's ok when she's obviously not! 🤯
Guy's an absolute moron for even thinking about kicking the dog as if the dog understands what he just did wrong.
4:09 double fail...nice
8:50 Imagine falling in public and someone yells I GOT IT. Doubles the shame
5:46 that cut scream was perfect and so funny lololol
3:48 Hey everyone, it's time for another edition of Good Idea, Bad Idea!
Good idea: Catching a bee's nest in a bag
Bad idea: Immediately tearing open said bag
Honestly, the good idea actually isnt even that good.
Yeah, the things trapped in said bag have swords for asses and Walmart bags have a hard time not tearing to shreds holding the items they're supposed to hold
The fact he didn't dump that Harley after framing it during the load speaks volumes
And he even had his kick stand down LOL😂
That was impressive
That gorilla got dude again. Got him really good too. Poor dude was shaken like he was in an earthquake. Was fun to watch. Great video
I don't think I've ever seen a human move that fast on his own power.
And that is where the term spooked comes from.
*Jordan:* It’s gotta be the shoes.
That’s girl that skidded her face across the pavement in the golf cart, ouch! 🤕
You alright 🤣🤣
@@paulhernandez6871That’s exactly what I said “yeah no problem nope no problem at all here just face planted in the blacktop I’m fine” haha😂😂😂
@@thefreemancompanytxllc2178 The wheel screech makes it WAY better lol
She ATE the ground that was so rough lol
9:40 Not even that little girl's fault. Shelf was barely hanging on.
4:56 The guy on the left be like: "I could swear I saw something... Must have been the wind"
1:29 what the dog doin'?
Giving away free shower 🚿 for it's TH-cam video.
9:53 is the vibe I give off every day of my life lmao
Dude on the double skateboards looks and acts like Charles Manson 😱
Manson would’ve been way more of a man in that situation but both of them still suck
Can't stop laughing at that dog peeing on that dude 😂😂😂😂
I would have kicked that dog so hard lol. It's funny but I'd be angry.
It's funnier because he misses the kick. Poor bastard lol
Imagine how much funnier it is when I do it!
@@Amp661 obviously you're a messed up person for kicking a dog..
Poor guy. Got pissed off because he got pissed on.🤣
The guy who hit her in the face with that ball on accident really had no rush to his reaction time and it looked like he was going to pick up the ball instead of check on her
Dude literally was coming to her aid in about a second.
The guy reaction was kinda slow
Yeah thats what mariage wil do, my dude was feeling good deep down 😂💯
@@saxon840 I’m sorry it takes a few seconds to process something for some people
@@saxon840 We will all cry with you, and have a memorial service later.
Outstanding save on the bike loading miscalculation.
The dog taking a piss on the dude is great 🤣🤣
2:50 the look of pure embarrassment
Note the dog in the passenger's seat who isn't even dignifying her with a glance.
So... at 0:33 we're just gonna ignore the white woman in black face? WTF
I was looking for this comment. WTF was she thinking?
No not at all, have so many questions, why, who, where, what?
Most people didn’t notice they thought she was really a black person.
Dont you have other problems to think about lol
I thought she was wearing a charcoal face mask
1:27 😂 thats defiantly a bad day
😂The dog is number 1 has already won
00:29....that's definitely a white woman with black paint on her skin. 🤣🤣🤣
I dont get it
@@hugocalcoen5798 it's a white woman pretending to be black.
Years later i still love watching failarmy. Because no matter how bad my life might feel like it's going, it's a relief to know i'll never be this stupid as some of the people in these videos.
At 2:10 I laughed way more than I should I was in tears 🤣
11:14 for a second i thought it's zombies invasion😬
😂😂😂
0:30 Why is that lady painted black? Somebody let her out of the house like that?
Halloween night.
10:57 the best part of the video was cut out. He ends up legitimately freaking out crying that it won't come out.
2:05 was funny! Unexpected! That person wasn't having a bad day, but a scare day lol
1:00 This is not a bad day.. This is a holy day..
9:23 zero weight at the front of the boat, what did they think was gonna happen
I know exactly how the ice cream girl feels.
10:37 Definitely not a bad day. It's a normal Friday night for me.
8:46 Yep let's film and laugh at the people tripping on the curb and not help them get up.
1:34 my guy lost all sympathy I had for him when he tried to kick that dog
Lol I woulda kicked that dog to Timbuktu
I understand the emotion,
but the action was not cool!
It passed on him
its just A DAMN DOG
1:22 -- "That'll buff right out" -- LOL
1:01 the fact they missed the bricks is a miracle 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
A common day in Brazil: 11:06.
The look on that 2 women’s face when they messed up their hair was priceless
yeah and the funny part about them is, they should realise that you just cant polish a turd no matter what you try and think.
4:08 laugh so hard boss almost caught me on here 😂
The "beat you up" caption at 4:20 lmao. These captions are always so damn janky, but that one takes the cake. Imagining the guy saying "beat you up" in that inflection is so bad it's good. Haha
I may be wrong, but it doesn't sound like English, so he may not have been saying "beat you up" like we hear it.
@@C.Sharpe I know it wasn't English. That's what makes it so funny to listen to. They often get their captions completely wrong. This one is just uniquely funny to me because imagining the person saying, in English, "beat you up" in the situation and in that tone is just hilarious.
@@NautilusGuitars Gotcha, yeah I completely agree with you! It is hilarious that it kinda makes sense as something you would say in response to that situation lol
They are talking Russian, and he said "What's wrong with you?".
10:03 Imagine this guy on a roller coaster.
I thought he was on a rollercoaster judging by his screaming and how high up he was
Chick does a face plant on the ashvalt and he's like Hey you alright? Jesus
"The roof just got put back on, I dont know what to do"
Maybe quit driving the golf cart?
Hard to watch that precious Nova get its door bent back.
I cried for the car.
What the heck happened?!
Did the person on the passenger side accidentally put it in neutral or something?
That was hard to watch being the owner of a 1968 Camaro! 😢
That moped was lucky it didnt get hit by those blocks. Was fun to watch. Great video
0:05 no kidding bro you broke her nose 😭
NEVER Ever mess with a wasp, hornet or bee nest until AFTER the sun goes down.
That last one represents umcomprehended people thinking THAT is gonna stop a zombie horde 🤣
They should all be arrested, degenerate horde more like!!!!
Very early in my life I realized I was blessed with the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
3:25 - years ago one of my friends had a car rolling backwards like that. He tried the same maneuver to stop it. The car won, and he spent 1 year getting his knee fixed. The damage was bad. It is NOT worth it, let the car crash.
I can kind of relate, back in the mid 80's, I was stationed at Clark AB Philippines. The car I had was a manual and when I got home I did what I always did and put it in 1st gear. Well low and behold, it didn't go completely in 1st. I walk inside and a few mins later, the neighbor walks over and ask where my wife went. Well my wife was there with me at the house. The neighbor said the car went down the road. Well shit, I walked outside and the car had rolled down the street, through a stop sign and into a ditch (luckily it was a shallow ditch). From that day, the parking brake was always used.
@phurnandez I have driven many manual transmissions in my life, not one of them have ever just rolled away, that's why I didn't set the parking brake. It was however used every time after that incident.
@@Blueknight1960 you do realise it called a 'parking brake' for a reason? This is why americans are viewed as pathetically stupid. You have a brake that designed specifically to be used when parking yet are surprised when the car rolls away because you didnt use the brake for its intended purpose
2:06 ngl that was a pretty good monster noise
That scooter one was hilarious!!! 😆
1st video, I expected her to go full "Marsha". "Ow, my nose!" 😄
The guy trying to put the bees in the bag … then using that bag to smack himself. Lol
How, as a species, have we survived so long?
Because we have too many of us too kill, but the universe tries
We die every day, but idiots breed more often than death takes.
3:18 Guess he should have worked on the cars brake system first.
8:49 What exactly was he trying to accomplish? lol
That first clip is why I use the parking brake haha
Boy I wrote that last part down though. “FUCKing fucking FUCK”
@@majorpwner241 NO, that first clip is why you use Chocks and a parking brake
1:30 It's your worst day when a dog pees on you, then you break your toe trying to kick it 😄