@@alikhanzarubay5215 I put in Google translate so it might be wrong but it said Sunfish P. The novel version of my representative song "Adhesive Boys' 15 Years Necinechi" is being serialized here for free! Please read it
He can do it just he did it the wrong way around... should have used his skills to find the perfect gift for her... like yk a geometric item in maybe a perfectly symmetrical box
Well if he takes it seriously, in math there is a thing called “optimal stopping point” so theoretically he should apply that to his relationship and seek other girls to compare to determines his “optimal stopping point”
Im good at math but I think it is so embarrassing.... and in fact, finding the shortest distance for 2 points doesn't need to learn math at all. Just draw a line that connects those 2 points.
Not gonna lie. A rom-com/slice of life type of story about a dude who tries to solve every problem with geometry sounds like a pretty good idea for an anime
"The reason I got into mathematics was so, I could find the shortest distance to you..." I almost cried, well I already cried of laughing before, but now for a different reason
Mark two points in the circle Grab a compass and do two circles each centered on its own side Then with a ruler draw a line that crosses straight from the intersecting points AND BAM! A PERFECT HALF CIRCLE! Squidward: Do it again, show your process
@@Cattoh I think you can't pick 2 random points Edit: I was wrong,I searched for that solution and I found this; th-cam.com/video/kGz_7OcU4EM/w-d-xo.html
The way he consistently says “80%” of the cake makes me think he intricately cut and weighed each piece and made sure the calculations were flawless before eating the slices
I think it’s even better actually. You can construct a pentagon by just using a ruler and compass (which is what he’s using throughout the video in the Geomtery Times), from there it would be pretty simple to cut a cake into 5 equal parts. He knows it’s exactly 80% because of geometry, beautiful. Unnecessary sidenote but I think it’s a bit interesting: it’s actually even simpler than I stated to cut the cake into 5 parts because to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle so you can just use that 1/5th length to divide the cake (circle) into five equal parts, essentially cutting out the extra step of making the actual pentagon
@@erlandochoa8278 That's brilliant. I hadn't realized that. "to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle" I think that's actually not a good way of explaining it. Saying it "corresponds to" is ambiguous. Rather you should give a concrete description. To get the pentagon what you actually do is find the length of its side. With such length, the extremes of the line, as constructed in the circumference, cut the circumference in two arcs such that the smallest one is one fifth of the full circumference. But yes, it's interesting. The character of the song could actually just construct one side, then separate the big slice without ever cutting the cake in five.
@@MouseGoat You gotta find your girl? GEOMETRY TIME Some dude is stealing your chick? GEOMETRY TIME You need to share a piece of cake GEOMETRY TIME It's honestly why this is one of my favorites in my mixtape. No matter the situation, this guy always finds a way to solve it by using a compass
@@kn-jt9dj Need to share that cake slice between three people? ORIGAMI TIME (seriously, trisecting an angle is impossible with the compass and straight edge from the video, but fairly simple in geometric construction by folding paper)
As someone who got romantic relationships destroyed because of liking physics, geometry, math, microbiology and chemistry, i can say this song is truly awesome
I won't let that happen! Differentiating divorce.... Closed integration of love. Perpendicular bisection of divorce papers. Done! A loving couple has been saved.
this is not a normal music video, this is a masterpiece. A whole anime storyline in 5 minutes. I've seen this video like 2 or 3 years ago and i thought i would never saw this. But here i am
Lets appreciate the fact that the male character can draw straight lines with bare hands, and use a compass on a cake and on paper without a hard surface underneath
Imagine a guy eats most of the cake he got you, destroys the only piece he had left for you and because you were sad about it he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids then randomly jumps out a bush and tells you he loves you. This romance is kind of a horror movie from the girl's perspective.
He has a decent face so its not a horror at all it’s all looks bro I must now meditate to cope with this most unfortunate remembrance of the brutal blackpill
Imagine your childhood friend who you like, being a dumb*ss and destroying the piece of cake you wanted to eat together with him. Which makes you leave him alone in disappointment. And than because your relationship isn't going very well in his eyes, in grief he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids, which you see and take off running and crying(because you like him), and than he runs after you, to find and comfort you and declare his love for you and you forgive him for being a dumb*ss because you actually like him. If ripping up a photo and destroying a cake is horror to you than you are living a super sheltered life.
Netheryk I think y’all are both right, It is indeed a smart compliment to praise her taste and all at first, but the guy continued to praise ONLY the earring by saying how it is such a “perfect” shape. The flirt basically diverged from her to the earring.
@@jakubpluhar4914 Ok but if a person walked up to you and said "Nice earrings look at their diamond shape with the parallel sides and the perpediculars bisect each other" you would be creeped out too!
I don't like math but somehow I can easily understand math compared to my friends, what should I do ? It's like i don't fall in love with that girl but I can understand her feeling towards me and understand all the signs she showed, but I don't love her and i don't wanna hurt it
things i learned from this video: 1. you can use a compass and a ruler to find the perpendicular bisector of a line 2. you can use a compass and a ruler to find an angle's bisector 3. if you ever mess up cutting a cake, *_drown your childhood_* 4. perpendicular lines are shorter than direct lines
Perpendicular lines are direct lines actually since it's the shortest distance between two points (at least in normal geometry, we call it euclidean geometry). Any other line will be longer .
In 4., he doesn't have two points, he has a point, his starting location, and a line, "the main street". So, the shortest distance from that point to that line (i.e., to get to anywhere on that street) is found by the direct path from his starting location that runs perpendicular to the street itself.
I wrote this song for mathematic textbook for junior-high students. And it's the original music video(not anime or comic). I hope it will be a good study aid for you. If you are not learning math, share with your friends who need to pass their next exam. It was my new challenge to write a song for study, and mixed it with my style: a song as a single story. FOLLOW my channel to find out more of my storytelling music. I hope you to ent. Thanks.
Back in my school days I never was into math, like... never ever again. But ironically I ended up working with it on a daily basis. Sometimes life can be cruel QQ
was pretty sad when he ripped their photo though..and when it got to the part where she was running away from him i was like noooo don't let this be a sad ending
shep Actually, this video was published in February 20th. Yes, I know it depends. So in your case, it would be October 21th, so it’s NOT her birthday today.
It would be an interesting concept for a romance anime where the protag isn't just an average high school kid but a math maniac trying to impress his crush with his math skills.
@@legrandluan i'm just a nerdy boy who crush on a beautifull woman and the only way i found to approch her, is proove I'm rly good in maths (but it's just work a little bit and it's not enough) So i think I'm not cool . Ps : i speak french sorry for mistake i try my best
@@vutranoannguyen885 No. No matter how hard you try, unless you're flexible, your legs will never bend into a straight line when spread. Besides, it's sex, not yoga, no need to rip yourself in half
Pro tip: If you're sharing a lays chips bag with someone, split it in half and give them the upper part, this way you still get 100% of the ships and its only 99% air
For real though, “the reason I got so into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you” made me gasp like the drama the romance, unparalleled
![[VOCALOID RUS] Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs (Cover by Sati Akura)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XEDHVI4EPpE/mqdefault.jpg)
マンボウPです。僕の代表曲である「粘着系男子の15年ネチネチ」の小説版をこちらで無料連載中です！ぜひ読んでみてください！kakuyomu.jp/works/16816452219867217357
Главный герой похож на меня
たまたま見たら17時間前？！
読みます( ´ཫ`)読みます( ´ཫ`)絶対読みます( ´ཫ`)
can someone tell me the translation pleaseeeeeee
@@alikhanzarubay5215 I put in Google translate so it might be wrong but it said Sunfish P. The novel version of my representative song "Adhesive Boys' 15 Years Necinechi" is being serialized here for free! Please read it
She: Will you marry me?
He: Geometry Time
he geometry timed the marriage in half
@@miyoubi he geometry timed the money after the divorce in half 🤣😢
vinicius pontarolo florencio de faria смешно
*I NEED SOME PERSONAL SPACE FOR ME AND her*
@@Yellow_Beatle ГЕОМЕТРИ ТАЙМ
Child: How did you meet Mom?
Dad: Geometry.
"thanks dad." "no problem geometry time"
... Dash
It's simply geometry my dear Watson
hah!👌👍
"And you are the afterMATH of our relationship."
So this what japanese people use to show students how symmetry is done
Kirisuna Yay this comment is so damn underrated 😂 I’m dying rn
Edit: Wait, you just posted this yesterday. Makes sense why it has less likes.
Damn no wonder there grades are so good
-death the kid has entered the chat-
Apparently superior to how many other countries do it.
True im from japan and my teacher show this to the class
「ケーキがぐちゃぐちゃだから」てことをわざわざ歌詞に入れることで全く乙女心分かってないこと表現するの好きなんだなぁ
説明する？
作図しよう
数学に目覚めたのは君への最短距離を見つけるためって…カッコよすぎかよ
ほんまに。カッコいい‼
イケメン＝黄金比
そこ毎回鳥肌
“Ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of cake”
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
The Catalyst more likes for you
Everytime i look at his comment it makes me chuckle
こにちわ🙃😒😒
@@tsuumiki-tc6fi こんにちは
So u mean that ur chubby?
『ねじれの位置にいるみたいな顔をするな』のフレーズを聴くたびにこの人に曲を依頼した人に拍手贈りたくなる。
がwちwそwれw
言葉選びが秀逸すぎるよな。
マジでおもしろいｗ
重松清の「ともだち」思い出した
ほんとそれ
最後に告白して女の子がコンパス(丸を書く)拾って
こちらこそ みたいな感じなのほんと好き
My mom said everyone had a beautiful side
I guess I’m a circle.
That means you have infinite positive sides!
@@dandelionfieldss such a positive thinker
@@riccipeasy that's his mom with a fake account
You’re not a circle, you’re a sphere, cause no matter where we look, you always look nice.
@@SunshineRey now that's just his mom
"The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you"
That shit hit different
I'm using this to review for my midterm
This hit in a perpendicular line to my heart
Yeah felt that😂
*Pick up lines for people who like math-*
that shit gives me butterflies tho
pov: you took the phrase "what you learn in school will serve you in the future" very seriously by applying math in any situation in your daily life
As weird as it sounds, I find applying math where it isn't necessary to be somewhat relaxing
LMEO
He can do it just he did it the wrong way around... should have used his skills to find the perfect gift for her... like yk a geometric item in maybe a perfectly symmetrical box
@@ryanrydander1595 Well, yeah, maybe 'cause it's never wrong
Well if he takes it seriously, in math there is a thing called “optimal stopping point” so theoretically he should apply that to his relationship and seek other girls to compare to determines his “optimal stopping point”
the one time where a childhood friend won
Especially a blue haired one
AS THEY SHOULD, THEY SHOULD WIN EVERYTIME, THEYRE THE BEST
歌詞の解説を完璧にしてくれる稀有なMV
そうだ
True
別に何も悪くないんだけど、
上のTrueを見てクスッとしてしまった
@@renhoney2048 うんそれなw
I agree
The real reason he ate 80% of the cake was he tried to cut the cake in half but ended up ruining the cake and he left only the best part for her.
Aw :}> that’s a... nice way of thinking about it.
Life is an enigma bruh
U saved that moment
Is this true?
@@vinnieting absolutely
"The only reason i got into math was so i could find the shortest distance to you"
I seriously wanna use this pickup line but i suck at math
I seriously wanna use it but I have others that take priority
I am sort of good at math so I guess I could use it. But I'd probably stutter before even saying the second word.
Im good at math but I think it is so embarrassing.... and in fact, finding the shortest distance for 2 points doesn't need to learn math at all. Just draw a line that connects those 2 points.
Well maybe just change it to "The only reason i try geometry is to find the shortest distance to you"
Bruh just take the derivative, it’s easy
Not gonna lie. A rom-com/slice of life type of story about a dude who tries to solve every problem with geometry sounds like a pretty good idea for an anime
Я подумал точно так же.
Not really geometry but "Science fell in love so I tried to prove it" kinda follows what you want.
Its so funny for real
mangakas, start making notes
@@redcowboys3167loved that manga, it's essentially two math majors rizzing each other up
BRO THE PERSON WHO DID THE LYRICS ARE JUST PROFFESIONAL
Oj tak
xD
What does roponicchos mean?
@@victordominguez3363 i don't think it's a word in English as sometimes translation loses it's original meaning
Vincent Loh :0
You should check taringtajam if you think that's good
ok but can we appreciate whoever did the subtitles
You aint wrong
BIG
GEOMETRY TIME!
. *GEOMETRY*
*T I M E*
Thank you for the subtitles, Amelie Maynard!
Found this song while searching "how to do geometry construction". Learned more here than my whole math class itself.
Same
Oh boy...then you came to the right place🙂
My friend is going into honors geometry next school year, so if she ever needs help…
My summer math class just started geometry construction and I was reminded of this video. So happy I first learned about this from here 😂
totally the truth
"丸を書く"道具であるコンパスを差し出すの、マジで天才の発想だと思う
どうゆうことですか？
@@はーう-c1i最後らへんの「好きだと言った」に対して、「答えは1つ」でコンパスを差し出す
→告白にOKの返事
という解釈です(あくまでも私の)
めちゃ洒落てて好きだなという⋯⋯
その解釈めっちゃ好き
@@sugokuhigasi あー、そうゆうことですか！めっちゃ納得です。
最高の解釈
絶妙にイキってる感じのこの主人公好きだわ
なんかかわいいよね
イキリキッズは嫌いだけどこーゆーのはかわいい
気付いたらいいね1000超えててびっくりしました… みんなイキリ大好きなんだね！
純粋だから可愛く見えますよね
大好き過ぎる マンボウＰさん
あとケーキ食べてまうとこ可愛い過ぎな笑
Friend: Hey can you give some advice on how to get a BF/Gf?
Me: Yeah, *Geometry*
@@NotMironix lmao
@@NotMironix lmfao great steps great steps
GENSHIN IMPACT
@@onurucar2995 pft lmao
@@zayoku6424 lmao to you having no gf LMAAOO
“Damn girl that a fine diamond shaped earring lemme do some math on it”
xd
It’s at 69. must. not. like
Lucy Dawg its at 70, you can like now ;^)
s e e s a w e f f e c t not nice
Lucy Dawg *get rekt epic troll xd lmao ur mum gay hahaha*
ボカロで覚える書下ろしなのに恋愛ソングかつネタを入れるの個性出ててすこ
男の子の方めっちゃ顔芸極めるやん
なぜ高評価多いのにコメが無いのだ…
野獣さん……こんなに正論言って……あの頃から変わったんすね……
@@yajusennpaiyo 野獣やん
@@sasabunekunn_2
ほんまや
マジシャン
man, these song titles are starting to become light novel titles
Lol ı came here thinking the same shit xD
Its not “starting to become” if the video is 4 years old.
"My wife is ghost" manga or music?
@@DEV-rw7eu honestly, you could have told me they are both a song and a manga and i wouldn't even bat an eye
same i click here just because that
the fact that the handsome kid's face is literally has golden ratio is just hilarious
Ball Breaker.
@@BuddinGHP I am extremely glad I'm not the only one who thought of this lmao
@@BuddinGHP lol i tough the same
Lesson 5
@@d4_kun567 jojo fan spotted
"The reason I got into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you"
Mathematician rizz
Even tho in this video the most basic geometry is used, this line goes hard af
up
Bro is a Rizzmatician
he should've gotten into Dijkstra's algorithm or Q* instead
Mathemarizzian
What if you were crying on a bench but your best friend said
*Geometry Time*
Id laugh my ass of xdd
"I'd rather calculate the acceleration, velocity, and displacement of my tears as they fall"
LOL MUST FEEL TOOO BAD
i'd cry more
they would probably play tetris on you, so that you're rotated in away thats more fitting with the bench "see, that much feel better now!"
"Dad can you help me with home-"
"GEOMETRY TIME!"
SAKUZUDA!
After a hour of dad's calculations he finally had to say ,that he had issues with geography - not geometry...
@@Mihiara He is gonna solve geography with geometry
_yes_
TIME TO CUT THE HOUSE
"The reason I got into mathematics was so,
I could find the shortest distance to you..."
I almost cried, well I already cried of laughing before, but now for a different reason
Same here bro
2x+4a(6y)=she not love you :v
@GoliathOblivion what reason then?👀
Wait isn't that the perfect pick up line for a Math Majors geek?
@@Fate025 r/holup
最後の君への最短距離を見つけるためだったんだっていう
一途で純粋な思いが好き
Cooking
Recipe: cut the onion in half
Him: *G E O M E T R Y TIME*
Im mindblown. How to actually do this?
@@aygunlek3734 i'm sure there's a geometric construction for a bisctor of a circle
@@aygunlek3734 with Tales's teorem
Mark two points in the circle
Grab a compass and do two circles each centered on its own side
Then with a ruler draw a line that crosses straight from the intersecting points
AND BAM! A PERFECT HALF CIRCLE!
Squidward: Do it again, show your process
@@Cattoh I think you can't pick 2 random points
Edit: I was wrong,I searched for that solution and I found this; th-cam.com/video/kGz_7OcU4EM/w-d-xo.html
The way he consistently says “80%” of the cake makes me think he intricately cut and weighed each piece and made sure the calculations were flawless before eating the slices
I think it’s even better actually. You can construct a pentagon by just using a ruler and compass (which is what he’s using throughout the video in the Geomtery Times), from there it would be pretty simple to cut a cake into 5 equal parts. He knows it’s exactly 80% because of geometry, beautiful.
Unnecessary sidenote but I think it’s a bit interesting: it’s actually even simpler than I stated to cut the cake into 5 parts because to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle so you can just use that 1/5th length to divide the cake (circle) into five equal parts, essentially cutting out the extra step of making the actual pentagon
@@erlandochoa8278 w..what..?
@@erlandochoa8278 are you the main character of the video brought to life
@@erlandochoa8278
That's brilliant. I hadn't realized that.
"to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle"
I think that's actually not a good way of explaining it. Saying it "corresponds to" is ambiguous. Rather you should give a concrete description.
To get the pentagon what you actually do is find the length of its side. With such length, the extremes of the line, as constructed in the circumference, cut the circumference in two arcs such that the smallest one is one fifth of the full circumference.
But yes, it's interesting. The character of the song could actually just construct one side, then separate the big slice without ever cutting the cake in five.
Ok smarty mc smart pants don't show off your smartness too much
＿人人人人人人人人人＿
＞ 作 図 だ ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣
草
???
そこのリズム感が好きw
I don't know japanese but I feel that this means: "Geometry Time"
@@Uminagi_XIII According to google translate, it just means "It's drawing"
数学試験の途中で解く方法を知る問題が全くなくて悩んでいたが、この歌が浮かび上がったおかげで作図問題全部正解で解けた問題がカバーされて間もなく無事通過したのでありがとうございます
わかる！！ともよ！！
今度使う予定です
受かったのですか？もし亡くなったのであればご冥福をお祈りします。
*Geometry time!*
なぜ亡くなったことにした？
何も意味が分からなかった小学生から中1に上がって全部の意味が分かってこの歌のおかげで楽しんで図形やれた時は本当に嬉しかったなぁ、
いいなぁ(中３ではじめて聞いた人)
@@nikufa4407 さん
まぁでも、いつ聴いても神曲なことに変わりは無いので大丈夫です！
@@Eveki_sen_sen ありがとう！
ちょっと海外の仲間ここ この音楽は字幕のおかげで数学にも役立ちます素晴らしい曲のおかげです！google translate
@@user-wo8bn7ko6f
ですね〜!!
字幕があるとどの国の人も楽しめるからとても良いですね！わざわざ日本語で返信下さりありがとうございます!!
伝わったかな
I love how he messed up the cake and immediately tried erasing his whole childhood
I mean do you expect math man to have social skills
I think its cause, she left disappointed
hahahaha
@@sarahmellinger8125 for real :/
Man I would too If that happened to me
I like how this guy uses the most elaborate ways to cut things in half
It's the only way
in perfect halfs!
also love that its basically his only solution to every problem
@@MouseGoat You gotta find your girl?
GEOMETRY TIME
Some dude is stealing your chick?
GEOMETRY TIME
You need to share a piece of cake
GEOMETRY TIME
It's honestly why this is one of my favorites in my mixtape. No matter the situation, this guy always finds a way to solve it by using a compass
@@kn-jt9dj Need to share that cake slice between three people? ORIGAMI TIME
(seriously, trisecting an angle is impossible with the compass and straight edge from the video, but fairly simple in geometric construction by folding paper)
@@Metallicity thats cake mate, not a paper 😂
気づいたら海外を中心にバズってていつの間にか2000万回再生が目前でビビった
懐かしいのに今聞いても心に響く最高の曲だ…
How is it possible that Vocaloid music videos have more character development than most TV shows after 5 seasons?
Both are by design
O
O
O
O
I admire this man's ability to draw straight lines freehand
Edit: 3:29
It a talent that few men have
He at least used a compass to be sure it was straight.
he uses a ruler '-'
hooster21
3:30
Except for here
Pedro Boh
You don't use a compass to draw straight lines...
Me and my brother fighting over the last slice of pizza:
Mom: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*
And then we ruined pizza.
It's easy like a paramahamolger
"Star flatinum"
Reading that name was a *golden experience*
Me an intellectual: 🍕⬇
Star Flatinum ah shit.. here we go again
As someone who got romantic relationships destroyed because of liking physics, geometry, math, microbiology and chemistry, i can say this song is truly awesome
🥺
What exactly happened?
✊😔
@@воробущек-ъ1е blud got hit with the L + ratio + no maidens
@@floppysquid2036 Linear + golden ratio + maidens of a null quant
粘液を放つ上可愛い虫ww
好きな子になんてこと言ってんだww
可愛いだけいいじゃんwww
サーバル それなww
Parents get divorced
The lawyers be like: *GEOMETRY TIME*
Nice
I won't let that happen!
Differentiating divorce....
Closed integration of love.
Perpendicular bisection of divorce papers.
Done! A loving couple has been saved.
@@mechatech9897 Genius
SomebodyImNot pog
"Make a line in the child to cut it in the half... and... of fuck"
*He's probably a Grand Master of Geometry Dash*
Always has been
as a geometry dash player, i agree
a Rival
Fackin weeb
lmfao
Unironically showed this to my geometry teacher who showed it to all his classes 😭
this is not a normal music video, this is a masterpiece. A whole anime storyline in 5 minutes. I've seen this video like 2 or 3 years ago and i thought i would never saw this. But here i am
Same LOL
This video used math to find it's way back into your eyes through the algorithm for 2-3 years!
same bro same
THIS IS SO TRUE
same
him: **eats 80% of the cake**
also him: ThE pErfect giFt
This is definitely me
Eat 95% cake
Me an intellectual: *eats 101% of the cake*
DogeMuch actually quantum law forbids this
@@reaper_playz1163 but hunger allows it
Kid: "how was i born, dad?"
"use a compass to draw a circle centered on her"
This comment is criminally underrated
Omfg 💀
69 Nice
*Sighs** ight had enough of internet for now
"First you use a compass to draw a circle centered on a spermatozoid"
勉強になるかと思って聞きにくるけど、そこまでの勉強にはならない神曲
おすすめから来たんだけど
日本人が全然いないと思ったら主コメもまさかの英語で草
それな。
悲しい😢…
それなぁ
каничива
それ！
英語読めねぇ…Ω＼ζ°)ﾁｰﾝ
Lets appreciate the fact that the male character can draw straight lines with bare hands, and use a compass on a cake and on paper without a hard surface underneath
:0
lol
to be fair the cake ended up a mess
@@fruitisushii ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He was using a ruler though
"ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of it myself"
Omg I can't
Turtle Boi200 lol
And with the expressions facr he made😂
_"She offered half but I already ate 80% of it so I'm good."_
**insert guy looking at butterfly meme**
Me: Is this a Chad?
Heh
This man has the same seduction level as mine
Imagine a guy eats most of the cake he got you, destroys the only piece he had left for you and because you were sad about it he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids then randomly jumps out a bush and tells you he loves you. This romance is kind of a horror movie from the girl's perspective.
He has a decent face so its not a horror at all
it’s all looks bro
I must now meditate to cope with this most unfortunate remembrance of
the brutal blackpill
@@maalikserebryakov jesse what the fuck are you talking about
It's because they're childhood friend so they knew each other character and also already like each other maybe?
Imagine your childhood friend who you like, being a dumb*ss and destroying the piece of cake you wanted to eat together with him. Which makes you leave him alone in disappointment. And than because your relationship isn't going very well in his eyes, in grief he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids, which you see and take off running and crying(because you like him), and than he runs after you, to find and comfort you and declare his love for you and you forgive him for being a dumb*ss because you actually like him.
If ripping up a photo and destroying a cake is horror to you than you are living a super sheltered life.
@@PadaV4lmao
*guy eats cake he gave*
girl: *drops to the floor and throws her hands up to the heavens and wails in anguish*
ねじれの位置にいるみたいな顔をするなってとこ好きw
5 minutes of this taught me more about geometry than 5 years of high school
Ikr xD
Most underrated comment.
Lmaooo ikr
@La vie est belle yeah I thought they where only 3 too???
Exactly
Normal people flirting: You look cute.
The guy in the video flirting: W H A T B E A U T I F U L L Y S H A P E D E A R R I N G S
Netheryk The girl seemed very disturbed by it tho- but I’m not saying you’re wrong,your interpretation is fine with me
Netheryk I think y’all are both right,
It is indeed a smart compliment to praise her taste and all at first, but the guy continued to praise ONLY the earring by saying how it is such a “perfect” shape. The flirt basically diverged from her to the earring.
@@jakubpluhar4914 Ok but if a person walked up to you and said "Nice earrings look at their diamond shape with the parallel sides and the perpediculars bisect each other" you would be creeped out too!
GEOMETRY TIME
28 574B VV0UND5
here again, 7 years later, nostalgia be hitting hard
what I learned from this video:
-how to neatly divide stuff in half
-people's faces can be The Golden Ratio
-don't apply math to love
*-apply math to love
**-always apply math to love
* * *-apply math to everything
* * * *-always apply math to everything
I don't like math but somehow I can easily understand math compared to my friends, what should I do ? It's like i don't fall in love with that girl but I can understand her feeling towards me and understand all the signs she showed, but I don't love her and i don't wanna hurt it
Plot twist: he only wanted the earings
I mean, they are pretty🤷
Thanos: Hay 2 gemas mas en la Tierra, mis niños vayan por ellas.
Las gemas: Somos figuras perfectas ^-^
Plot twist: she only wanted his compass
i stand for both these theories
and the hair pin
things i learned from this video:
1. you can use a compass and a ruler to find the perpendicular bisector of a line
2. you can use a compass and a ruler to find an angle's bisector
3. if you ever mess up cutting a cake, *_drown your childhood_*
4. perpendicular lines are shorter than direct lines
yes
5. you can use a compass and a ruler to find a girlfriend
Perpendicular lines are direct lines actually since it's the shortest distance between two points (at least in normal geometry, we call it euclidean geometry). Any other line will be longer .
In 4., he doesn't have two points, he has a point, his starting location, and a line, "the main street". So, the shortest distance from that point to that line (i.e., to get to anywhere on that street) is found by the direct path from his starting location that runs perpendicular to the street itself.
@@Metallicity if you take a look at 4:20, there is an arrow with her face pointing to where she is
彼女強すぎて草
"The only reason I got into math was to find the shortest distance to you"
Every nerd now has a godlike pickup line holy shit this is good
i got another pickup line for you. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I'm bad at everything.
Even Gravity will not discover, I will still fall for you.
@@fayolbien8889 god tier shit bro
@@bonusducks2.03 *Winks with both eyes*
@@rabidporcupine0 its a bruh
数学のせいで(責任転嫁)
Me trying to draw straight lines: 〰️
My teacher: ➖
One time my teacher drew a perfect circle on the whiteboard. I was beyond amazed
Kinda sus
@sayritsu I'm calling EM
must be why I'm not straight
I have silinder and minus on my glases 👁️w👁️ that's why
主人公は数学が好きだから運動神経はそこそこなのか多分女の子は運動が得意、だから追いつけなかったし筋肉の力で壁を壊したのか
0:04で主人公が本を開いているが高校生のときは開いていないため読み切った可能性がある。それでも持っているのは愛着があるか復習がしたいかのどちらかかな。
この曲が投稿されたのが2017年、その年で主人公が18歳(勝手に高3と仮定)とすると幼い主人公の年(５歳と仮定)は2004年。幼い主人公の身長は不明なので平均身長で代替。平成17年の５歳の平均身長はサイトにもよるが110.9cm。本は主人公の1/4程度ぐらいなので27.725cm大体図鑑ぐらいの大きさですね。この絵を描いた人はすごいですね。ちなみに何で主人公を高3にしたかというと主人公の背の高さです。教卓は80cmぐらいなのでひし形の説明で教卓の上に乗ったときに背がある程度予想できます 。大体180cmぐらいです。まあこの高さなら高３でしょう。それに運動神経がそこそこなのに顔面黄金比と女の子の間に机を置くことができたのは高３である程度筋力があったんじゃないかと。まあ高３でこの言動は...って話なんですがまあ天才って変な人が多いって言うし。数学の内容から中学生の可能性もありますがまあ低いでしょう。
女の子は頭に右は三角左はバツのヘアピン？がある幼稚園の頃からそうみたいだが写真ではついていないみたい。3:20
この学校の学ランは腕に◯２つ△一つのボタンが付いているらしい主人公の襟にも三角がついているがたまになかったり顔面黄金比や周りの生徒にはないため主人公だけのファッションかもしれない。ついでに主人公の服装は第１ボタンを外している、いや外しているというより無い。
ケーキを八割食べたのは主人公が好きな数学で頭を使ったからかもしれない。
主人公は女の子から馬鹿と言われた際自分はペガサスと自賛していたがひし形を褒めるとき翼をひろげていたため本当に自分でそう思っているのかもしれない。
1:01女の子を粘液を放つ虫といっているが女の子を好意的に思っているからかそこにかわいいと加えていたり周りより容姿がいいため貶しきれていない。2:36
女の子のイアリングはひし形だが実は付け根もひし形である。0:49
ケーキを分けるときコンパスやものさしを使っていたり完成後のぐちゃぐちゃ具合からケーキに直接やっていたことが明らかである。2:53 また3:05でいちごが落ちそうで3:07にケーキが横になっていることからいちごが原因で倒れたのだろう
一番最初や回想で４の書き方を間違っていることが確認できる。しかしその次の女の子と対象の位置にいるときは間違っていない。学習したんでしょうか
女の子のもとに行く際地図を見ればわかるが川を渡っている。また持ち物がコンパスなのは最後の女の子がコンパスを見せるシーンで告白の返事をおしゃれにするためだろうが数学の本よりカバンより地図よりコンパスのほうが好きである可能性も捨てきれない...4:35
最後のシーンでおすすめ動画の表示で女の子の顔が見えないのは視聴者にどんな顔をしているのか想像してほしいと思っているからかもしれない。ちなみに原画は目元を隠してあるが２つ目の絵は歌詞通り口元が笑っている。4:57
何もしてないのに勝手に悪者扱いされる数学3:15
"Dad, why is my sister named Rose?"
"Because, your mom like roses, son"
"Thanks, Dad!"
"You're welcome *Geometry Time* "
Learn some english please
L man dude just enjoy the joke
@@lman2710 he was correct though? He was just missing a single s far as I know. What's the deal?
Chris Hansen he wasn’t though, the whole thing was full of spelling and grammar mistakes 😅
@@lman2710 what kind of mistake did I do?
Ok but can we just appreciate the multicolored subtitles?
*YAS QUEEN*
Bro have ya'll seen the subs on miyashita yuu's aishite 😤😤
Yes pliz
bruh wozwald subtitles
y e s
I wrote this song for mathematic textbook for junior-high students. And it's the original music video(not anime or comic).
I hope it will be a good study aid for you. If you are not learning math, share with your friends who need to pass their next exam.
It was my new challenge to write a song for study, and mixed it with my style: a song as a single story.
FOLLOW my channel to find out more of my storytelling music. I hope you to ent. Thanks.
Thanks for writing this song! I'll share it to one of my friends who needs to pass his college exams, as he has been stressing over it lately.
I wish high school math was this easy 😭😭😭
期末に出るので、参考にしますね！
Back in my school days I never was into math, like... never ever again. But ironically I ended up working with it on a daily basis.
Sometimes life can be cruel QQ
dude this is really one of best uses of maths irl
back in covid i literally taught myself how to do geometric constructions by watching this video
i still love this song
「僕が数学に目覚めたのは君への最短距離を見つけるため」って歌詞
ガチでエモい
ほんとそれ鳥肌立った
それな
"serious and emo" 😭😭😭
初めて聞いたのがこれだったけどガチで一目惚れしたわ
ひし形イヤリングやら正三角形ヘアピンやらをつけてくるあたり、幼なじみも作図くんのことが好きでアピールしてたりして
おおすげえ
Hmm yes, after careful consideration, i agree with you
I’m laughing my behind off at the absurdity of this song. Very cute tho
it's like the lyricist had a geometry exam but didn't want to review so he just made a song about it XD
was pretty sad when he ripped their photo though..and when it got to the part where she was running away from him i was like noooo don't let this be a sad ending
*G E O M E T R Y T I M E !*
Same...lol XD
Lmao? More like LMBO
bros got that ultimate rizz
he rlly said "the reason I got into mathematics was so i could find the shortest way to you"
残念なイケメンとはこのこと
Khe :v?
それなww
残念な顔面黄金比
顔面黄金比とは(哲学)
明智玉子 それな
you: today is her birthday
me, an intellectual: today is the day she was born
and yesterday was the day before she was born
@@carbonly4154 and tomorrow is the day after she was born
shep Actually, this video was published in February 20th. Yes, I know it depends. So in your case, it would be October 21th, so it’s NOT her birthday today.
if today is the day she was born, it means she is 0yrs old, which means fbi
That's even better ! More people to the GEOMETRY TIME !!
It would be an interesting concept for a romance anime where the protag isn't just an average high school kid but a math maniac trying to impress his crush with his math skills.
yeah, that's probably interesting
It's my actual life
@@cognetbenjami.1112 damn you're so cool
@@legrandluan i'm just a nerdy boy who crush on a beautifull woman and the only way i found to approch her, is proove I'm rly good in maths (but it's just work a little bit and it's not enough) So i think I'm not cool . Ps : i speak french sorry for mistake i try my best
@@cognetbenjami.1112 Pff haha je suis française xD
mais en tous cas, je t'espère le mieux du monde^^
(your Englishs pretty good btw)
This keeps popping up on my Recommendation
They're trying to make you listen to manbou-peak
4 years later i clicked on it and I'm so disappointed... Of myself not doing it earlier
告白の答えはコンパス
コンパスで描くものと言えば円
〇つまり答えははいってことか
( ﾟдﾟ)…ﾊｯ!
そういうことか！
K？
@@こた2-f3f コンパスで書けるものは〇(丸)
〇(丸)は「いいですよ」など色々な表現ができる。
つまりOKということだ。
コンパスでKは書けない、しかし丸ならば返事としては成り立つんじゃないだろうか
Yes yes truely
いや、〇ではなく実は0であんたと付き合う気はゼロだって伝えたいのかもしれない
how can a song make you laugh, cringe and cry so well all at the same time
Why cringe idk-
@@CleBiscuits Lmao the perfect golden ratio guy scared me
Ikr 😂 it made me cry but not cringe tho
@@CleBiscuits i guess because its a song about geometry idk
Ye lol
Dude: "I'm always looking for that one answer"
Quadratics: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*
Don't forget about Sine functions that have infinite solutions or polynomial functions
I was about to comment that but then I saw this
People in uni where an answer is always a formula: *sure go on, have fun time being carefree*
This is why he's a Geometry guy.
Well, you can still consider the pair of roots as "the one answer"
Who else comes back to this time after time and still gets that same feeling as the first time they watched it
嫌われるのは数学のせいじゃない気がするが…
それな_(._.)_
その通り過ぎますねw
嫌われる理由……めちゃくちゃ邪魔。
それ‼ずっと思ってたww
Sou brasileira, entendi nada T-T
I had this song stuck in my head during a maths test and got 97%
I had activated geometry time
That is so cool
congratulations! you have unlocked the "genius weeb" title
@@70-sam-7 its an honour
@@70-sam-7 I got 100% on the mid semester test because this song stucked on my head lmao
It's the power of GEOMETRY TIME
Her: "Talk dirty to me."
Him: "Your legs are spread in an obtuse angle at 103°"
It would be 180° :D
@@vutranoannguyen885 No. No matter how hard you try, unless you're flexible, your legs will never bend into a straight line when spread. Besides, it's sex, not yoga, no need to rip yourself in half
sexually and mathematically roasted
Cherille Gachaz 😂
I just found the perpendicular line of our parallel waists 😩😩😩😩
最後が
「答えは一つ」
で終わっててその時の絵で女子が拾ってるのがマルを描くためのコンパスってのが最高だわ
Me and my brother fighting on a bag of chips
Me: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*
Pro tip:
If you're sharing a lays chips bag with someone, split it in half and give them the upper part, this way you still get 100% of the ships and its only 99% air
@@acekotana4425 lmao
i would use it on my brother
🤣
Kotana_ "oh yeah, this is big brain time"
yes this is exactly why I learned geometry. Just to understand this song.
Aree Bengali nki
Lmao you got me 😂
I actually learnt this in school a few months after I heard this song for the first time and it actually helped me somewhat lol
Are eto dekha jay bangali
amar bengali bhai ashun anime er alo deshe sorai.
For real though, “the reason I got so into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you” made me gasp like the drama the romance, unparalleled
gira
I feel like he should’ve learned a* instead, cutting through the trees probably isn’t the fastest way most likely
unparalleled, nice
Im sad cuz I’m a yaoi shipper
おじさん数学教師が入学初期いきなりこれ流してて、すごい萌えた記憶...
I thought this was gonna be deep, cute and symbolic, but instead
*I got math*
*Where's the problem*
Is that a bad thing?
you technically got both
Its a win win
You got this backwards and are somehow still wrong.
ねじれの位置にいるみたいな顔www
平行・垂直など「特別な関係になく」そして「交わることがない」
これは辛い
ㅋㅎㅋㅎ..😅
円周率のように末永くお幸せに！
うまいw
座布団どこ？
haru yoshikawa
ここっすね((( ･_･)ﾉ□
舘岡黒音 くんに
座布団一枚！
うますぎる。座布団じゃ足りない(？)
0:10のギター？の入りが格好良すぎる
今更かもしれないけど「答えは一つ」で手に持っているのが円を描く時に用いるコンパスなの天才すぎる
コンパスは〇を書けるから、それを渡すことで告白OK(〇)だよって伝えてるってこと！？
おぉー！！すげぇ！！気がつかなかったわ
日本語しか読まないから日本語コメ見ると安心する…
@初心者いち マジレスすると作図ではコンパス以外ほとんど使わん。定規は2点を結ぶ事しか出来ない
@初心者いち 作図ではコンパス以外使わないよって事。意図がわからなかったらごめん
TH-cam sure knows how to say: "You should be studying right now"
Yes i should be studying math right now.
全体的に青っぽいのが数学っぽくていいね
すだ 数学 = 青 国語 = ？ 社会 = ？ (後から色々な授業名があったので以下省略)
@@深淵の古王獄燼蝋 国語は赤な気がします。
社会は…緑か黄色？ですかね（笑）
国語は赤、社会は茶か黄土、理科は緑なイメージ
英語？奴は異分子だから赤外線色でいいよ
算数…青
国語…赤
理科…黄色
社会…緑
英語…なんかオレンジみたいな？
体育…水色みたいな？
美術…紫っぽい
音楽…なんか分からない(笑)
私的には
国語→赤
数学→青
理科→緑
社会→黄色
英語→オレンジ
だったかな～？