The Metaverse is So Stupid

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  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11498

    hey guys watch out for spam bots in the comments (i just spent 15 min deleting them and they just keep coming)

    • @stevenfreebairn2553
      @stevenfreebairn2553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      That's what she said.

    • @ghostabless
      @ghostabless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      thank u

    • @Tsukiru
      @Tsukiru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@emgimeer8212 All this talk about the future doesn't matter because we're in the present. And in the present, yes the Metaverse, NFTs, and Crypto looks like a bunch of scammers. Because it's only a bunch of scammers or a bunch of rich people riding the trend. Unless you can show it's value and worth as a system (beyond being a shittier way of doing things) NOW, there is no reason to even consider "oh the representation will clean up later" or "NFTs will be in the background" because that does very little right now.
      Like Eddie said, "but what are they offering now?"

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yo, did watch the LTT on that topic? You should try the spam bot tool out, it seems to work really well

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Topic for next video?
      I report whenever I see them, but it comes so quick. The "new" thing is verified accounts that copy and paste totally harmless comments, so when I report it's spam, I'm _sure_ the YT doesn't understand why.

  • @Lenci_the_Nugget
    @Lenci_the_Nugget ปีที่แล้ว +5380

    "You can decide when you want to teleport to a private bubble to be alone!"
    It's called logging off, Mark.

    • @woodyhorton8537
      @woodyhorton8537 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Error does not compute

    • @darcymoon2109
      @darcymoon2109 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      Imagine just sitting in a room alone. With a vr headset on. Sitting in a vr room. Alone.

    • @PossumsDont69
      @PossumsDont69 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      But it’s a nicer room than the room than I’m in, and in VR I don’t have to go to the bathroom, because there’s no module for it yet.
      I’m not sure what happens IRL, but as long as I stay in metabubble, I’m sure everything will be fine.

    • @NealX_Gaming
      @NealX_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ah, but you can't get ads when you log off. #wesmart

    • @MrVidification
      @MrVidification ปีที่แล้ว +48

      by 2040 logging off from the metaverse will result in an instant fine

  • @nat2501
    @nat2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6106

    Seeing somebody else finally say out loud “hey isn’t living our entire lives on the internet kind of scary?” is honestly such a relief. I feel like I haven’t seen anyone emphasize that enough, that shit would really suck.

    • @mxmissy
      @mxmissy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      God, teen me would've loved this. But also I was a kid with depression, anxiety, divorced parents, had just moved to a new town and undiagnosed ADHD. So of course, I would've loved this idea. But now, in my mid to late 20s, I'm just like... this sounds like a fucking nightmare. I don't want to be on the Internet everyday, but due to Covid and such, it's the only thing I have right now. It's just, yeah, it is a scary thought.

    • @phantomgreenie
      @phantomgreenie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ro Ramdin made a great video on this a couple months ago also talking about this :)

    • @africanwalkvideos
      @africanwalkvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, its just a no no. look at the beautiful nature and life. th-cam.com/video/cOHBfG-YzRA/w-d-xo.html

    • @NexenTriz
      @NexenTriz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      VRChat.

    • @FoxLunar
      @FoxLunar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When real life sucks for enough people, they're more than ready to hop into an alternate

  • @CardnylMusic
    @CardnylMusic ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "Limitless possibilities"
    *Except legs. Legs are the limit."*

    • @TiffyVella1
      @TiffyVella1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The no legs thing is extremely lame. We have a population of people who are a lot more sophisticated than a pre-schooler. Did they refuse to pay their modellers/animators for more than a couple of days work?

    • @CardnylMusic
      @CardnylMusic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TiffyVella1 The budget was in the billions so I think it was probably to save some time

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's funny, because it sounds like they *want* to add legs eventually, which is why the models just have empty space below them as opposed to something like Rec Room, they just...don't want to at the same time, I guess?

    • @TiffyVella1
      @TiffyVella1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@damienearl8302 As a modeler, and someone who knows about character creation, and animation, it is utterly, UTTERLY ridiculous not to just include the entire avatar from the beginning. Did they just fire the team too early and expect the last worker to quickly tidy up? Or are they so childish that they believe avatars don't exist from the waist down? It makes no sense at all.

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@TiffyVella1 I almost feel like they're just trying to make people believe these things are harder than they actually are, and are absolutely failing in the process

  • @m.jenkins3012
    @m.jenkins3012 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

    After coming out of almost 2 years feeling like I was trapped on the internet and couldn’t leave. I know for a fact that going to a physical bar, being able to see my family face to face, hanging out with my friends in person is always going to win over any virtual expirience

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IDK walkabout minigolf VR while drinking with a bunch of friends that live all around the world is pretty damn good too.

    • @jackhanson3856
      @jackhanson3856 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@evolicious What are you going to be drinking, cyber beer? Or are you gonna be drinking your own beer at home, in which case, why not omit that part if it’s not part of the VR experience itself?

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@evolicious i feel like half the appeal of mini golf is being out in the sun and enjoying the weather with your friends

    • @kristhebard
      @kristhebard 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ⁠@@realleon2328walkabout does it well. It gives you the ability to play minigolf in places where minigolf cannot be played in real life (like on a space station, or under the ocean, or in an MC Escher painting) with up to 8 people, no matter the distance. I moved last year and Walkabout has been a great way to do something with my friends from afar without being able to be in their area and without tying me to siting at my PC, which I have to do all day for work.
      The problem is people are treating VR like it’s trying to take over real life experiences, when right now it excels best at supplementing existing entertainment choices.

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      You don't understand.
      Metaverse has NFTs. Why would you want to see your friends and family when you can buy an NFT?

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    the second he said "you can virtually go to a concert and buy merch" it was clear that the whole point was to sell stuff and expose us to ads every second of our day

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Exactly. It’s actually crazy how much were bombarded with advertisements in the real world and the internet everyday.

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'm thankful that most of the music I like is by hobos for hobos, I'll never have to feel like I'm missing out on some chucklefuck hatsune-miku-nightmare-zone 3-D TV concert ft. Ads.

    • @panta_rhei.26
      @panta_rhei.26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Unfortunately it's mostly the same idea every time you visit a website, or hell, drive down the street

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@edaj1990 I recently came to a realization that customers at retail stores don’t read signs anymore for that exact reason. We’re forced to just block out anything that even _looks_ like an ad.

    • @IAmKillEveryone
      @IAmKillEveryone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      we black mirror now

  • @shia_labeouf
    @shia_labeouf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3043

    The timing couldn't be worse either. We've all just spent the best part of two years being unable to properly interact in person, go to live events, or hug our friends. We are acutely aware of how much we want those things, and here's Marky Fivehead telling us to carry on doing it all remotely. Get in the fucking sea mate.

    • @kieleleron85768
      @kieleleron85768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Shia LaBeouf has a solid point!

    • @bernadettebread
      @bernadettebread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@kieleleron85768 for once

    • @ghostli1112
      @ghostli1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      honestly, they were probably hoping to drop the idea earlier, but the legal issues and fine probably set them back. $5bil? why do you think it looks like knock-off apple memojis? 😂 now he's likely capitalizing on people's fear of going outside. i know of more than a few people who have developed some agoraphobia due to lockdowns.

    • @CausaBrevitatis
      @CausaBrevitatis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      My thoughts exactly! I can't wait to NOT video chat anymore and actually meet people in real life! I don't want to shop online, I want to go to shops and flea markets and yard sales and whatever! I want to travel and experience things in real life that make me forget to check my phone!

    • @kieleleron85768
      @kieleleron85768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CausaBrevitatis same!

  • @snotzolla2
    @snotzolla2 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Anytime I see Mark I feel like I'm looking at an uncanny valley robot

    • @mattgonzales774
      @mattgonzales774 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i'm pretty sure a majority of ppl feel the same way and i deff think it's because that's exactly what's going on.
      or like an intelligent extraterrestrial being who was sent to whatever the fuck ivy league to learn human behavior and more importantly social connection and he got too cocky too fast so dropped out and became successful in human and/or his species' societal role/purpose quickly but without all the fundamental pieces of authentic human interaction, he believed facebook would suffice for collecting the vital information and knowledge of blending into the human species. but now zucky is in the shit too deep and now slowly the facade is starting to fall apart especially taking into account earth's oxygen which is probably fucking up his extraterrestrial biological functions or something.
      or he's just like, a deep fake or clone or some shit idfk alls i do know is zucky is so extremely uncomfortable to witness.

    • @Naixatloz
      @Naixatloz ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He looks like he's wearing a skin suit.

    • @albussnow
      @albussnow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      it's like he's trying so hard to appear and immitate "natural" body language

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He literally looks like a deepfake

    • @artanisknarf
      @artanisknarf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Watching Mark on the couch cutting to Eddy and back, Mark really really looks like it was made by a computer.

  • @Blarnix
    @Blarnix ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Facebook literally just capitalizes/profits off of human social interaction, that’s their entire business model. By putting a piece of tech in between you and your friends/family, they essentially gain full control of everything you do and say with them in ‘private’. It gives them unprecedented access to relationships and people. This is an actual dystopia.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well it would be if it was working but it’s cratering still in the present and metaverse is now a place people go as a meme. Any normal people get run off pretty quick by the weirdos wanting the meme. If you haven’t been on I highly recommend. I have laughed harder on Vr meta than anywhere else due to sheer absurdity

  • @LordMcKrakenVonLittleBits
    @LordMcKrakenVonLittleBits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6075

    The Metaverse sounds so depressing to me. A bunch of people never leaving their chairs, just soaking up whatever garbage Zuck approves of. I love gaming, love technology but find Mark's vision very isolating and alone.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      it's a barebones sh1tty version of second life.

    • @dws49
      @dws49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      It's Ready Player One in real life... even though Ready Player One takes place in a litteral dystopia.

    • @zathmi1
      @zathmi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@dws49 So does real life! Oh, I made myself sad.

    • @Brokeninc
      @Brokeninc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      So its like a watered down vrchat?

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dws49 damn you beat me to it. was gonna say Mark probably watched/read Ready Player One ten too many times and is trying to make it real, but kinda failing.

  • @dolores111
    @dolores111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    It's pretty interesting that we've reached a point where people reject new tech, not because it's "new and scary" but because it's just not what we want anymore

    • @copypasta1585
      @copypasta1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      I'm pretty happy about this new development. It feels like people are slowly growing wise to the fact that just because something is new and shiny doesn't mean it's an inherent good.

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@copypasta1585 Wonder if that's true or if people are just already enough comfortably numb with tiktok and TH-cam. Maybe both.

    • @xXYourShadowDaniXx
      @xXYourShadowDaniXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Heres the hint: its because "new" tech is becoming more and more obviously exploitative

    • @PetSymmetry
      @PetSymmetry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      The entire video is about how none of this is new though, so I’m not sure I get what you mean. The reason no one cares about this is BECAUSE it’s not actually new.

    • @LetsGetSmarted
      @LetsGetSmarted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      except you missed the whole point of the video. they are not doing anything new, they are just changing their own image.

  • @topspot4834
    @topspot4834 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Mark's biggest mistake was using himself as the face of the Metaverse. Does he not realize nobody trusts or roots for him? This is a game, not a lifestyle.

  • @amajikichoi7649
    @amajikichoi7649 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I'd never actually seen footage of Mark Zuckerberg until this video, and I gotta say, I see the whole robot meme now.
    Also the Metaverse idea absolutely terrifies me

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Metaverses already existed, and have existed since internet social apps became a thing. Long before Facebook and mainstream social media existed.

    • @trala8911
      @trala8911 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel like they really bronzed him up for the meta verse video too. Probably a calculated decision to make him look less like the subject of a cursed painting.

    • @alittlebitgone
      @alittlebitgone ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, the ZuckAI is not really impressive, at no point does he appear even remotely human.

    • @colemangreen4191
      @colemangreen4191 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It scared me at first too but with hindsight and upon further inspection I think it is actually just extremely stupid.

    • @McP1mpin
      @McP1mpin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He probably looks the most human in this footage too. So yeah...

  • @austinfaust3374
    @austinfaust3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    This really is the worst timeline. I really hope everyone doesn't just forget how evil these megacorps are.

    • @suziebelle3738
      @suziebelle3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      do you think people are seriously going to buy/sign up for metaverse? i garuntee you that there will be like a 100 trolls at best entering servers for few months before the meme dies and they move back to Vrchat.

    • @nothin1456
      @nothin1456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wish it was the old days when we didn’t have dentists 🦷 and we where ruled by kings and queens who died of every known plague to man. Heheheh

    • @michaeldowdney3887
      @michaeldowdney3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@nothin1456 what?

    • @sukaisage
      @sukaisage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@nothin1456 are you comparing vrchat: garbage edition to medical science

    • @AzimovTheMad
      @AzimovTheMad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn corpo scum. Have you heard Samurai? They've got some pretty radical ideas.

  • @spacedino91
    @spacedino91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29504

    Mark wants to sell experiences that are free to us. Like hanging out with friends, having a gaming night, and more. Mark literally wants to capitalizes on social experience.

    • @keepitlowpro8610
      @keepitlowpro8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      Couldn't agree more

    • @vapidrabbit198
      @vapidrabbit198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      … I wonder if he would have rights to the experiences and products thereof… he could delete photos/videos if at any point, they violate terms and conditions…… he could sue for royalties of music and art created within the metaverse…

    • @iloveme4life
      @iloveme4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

      That's so weird to me because there are people who struggle soooo bad with that irl and I just get sad thinking they might get sucked into it

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      Yes and it's so creepy that he talks about it so casually, like he wants to own everything and everyone

    • @isthisafebrezecommercial5700
      @isthisafebrezecommercial5700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Damn well said

  • @lazywallstreetnews7234
    @lazywallstreetnews7234 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Zuckerberg looks like the answer to the question, 'What if people could be creepier looking than robots?'

    • @ouenjiwastaken
      @ouenjiwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He looks like those robots with fake plastic skin... Like that 'Sophia' one from years back.

    • @natoArtBro4318
      @natoArtBro4318 หลายเดือนก่อน

      at if robots could swet

  • @miac6371
    @miac6371 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This metaverse thing is what happens when CEOs don't listen to their design team or their user researchers. Or don't keep people on that is telling them their making the wrong decisions and fires them instead.

  • @gabecube_8894
    @gabecube_8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    I agree, Edward

    • @joshwatson2642
      @joshwatson2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I agree, GabeCube

    • @fella_named_smokey
      @fella_named_smokey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I agree, Josh Watson

    • @internetvalentine
      @internetvalentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you Mr. Gabe Cube

    • @loopie.
      @loopie. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@fella_named_smokey i agree, The Melon Dude

    • @ItsRlyMe
      @ItsRlyMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree, the loop

  • @mauratyson9580
    @mauratyson9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    I like to pretend that Mark didn’t know that online gaming existed so he genuinely thinks that he’s making something unique

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't think he does

    • @Accreal
      @Accreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There's a pretty big chance that you're right.

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he does, but just wants to make sure people will tie the name Meta into exactly that from this moment on to make absolutely sure no one ever remembers that it was not Facebook creating the idea...

    • @Airconditions5
      @Airconditions5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because he acts so sincere.

    • @aleks-33
      @aleks-33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is very integral to a lot of Sillicon Valley guys, actually. Uber or some other idiots were like "WE'RE GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD. Imagine UBER, but its CHEAPER.HOW? They have set stops and you can get on or off at those stops." motherfucker, those are BUSES. they thought they invented BUSES 😭😭😭

  • @etahhcumosevahi
    @etahhcumosevahi ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Mark’s behavioral characteristics are on the extreme end of antisocial mindset. This difference in personality is why he thinks the Metaverse will work while everyone else can see the uselessness of it.

  • @danielmichels6115
    @danielmichels6115 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Still can’t believe Blizmo died

  • @Megaritz
    @Megaritz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    I love how almost nobody has ever actually defined what “metaverse” is even supposed to mean. It’s so blatantly a borderline-meaningless corporate buzzword, and I feel like I’m getting gaslighted every time someone talks about it as if it’s supposed to be a product with any distinctive meaningful features. It’s selling the very idea of buying something valuable-never mind what it is. Fucking gross.

    • @hhoop3876
      @hhoop3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's literally just Second Life

    • @tomneilson9501
      @tomneilson9501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Metaverse is a term that comes from novels and the main antagonist in almost every story the antagonist is a Megacorporation trying to gain a monopoly
      thats why "Facebook's Metaverse" is such a dystopian concept

    • @Z0MBIEM3DIC
      @Z0MBIEM3DIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It sounds like when a nerd in a disney movie tries hacking the mainframe by accessing the metaverse. A bunch of stupid words that mean nothing lol

    • @astrea6870
      @astrea6870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The word metaverse is widely believed to have first appeared in the book Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson in 1992! So it definitely did start out to mean a cyber dystopia and basically still means the same thing

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is pretty obvious that it is just a smash up of 'Meta', the company name and 'universe'.

  • @BlueJayYT
    @BlueJayYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6124

    I'm convinced that Facebook's (I guess Meta's now) marketing team is intentionally sabotaging the company for laughs. These dudes literally made the pitch for the super bowl ad like, "Hey, people aren't taking Meta very seriously, so I think the perfect way to fix that (and really connect with those youths) is with a gritty five nights at freddy's redemption arc ad!"

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Yeah I saw that ad and thought it was a fake joke video someone made as a meme.....and then I found out it was real

    • @MontyDotharl
      @MontyDotharl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      It's not that they're doing it intentionally, it's just that the kind of people who work in marketing are fundamentally the kind of people who don't understand the internet or young people in general.

    • @im.from.southpark
      @im.from.southpark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      💀

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      The message I got from the ad is that meta views its prospective users as goofy, broken garbage robots who have (or will have) no lives. Its strongly implied that as is, we users have outlived our usefulness and will be forced to use meta in the future to eke out anything resembling a livelihood

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@benny_lemon5123 damn that’s so true

  • @c-5921
    @c-5921 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    1:45 "Comcast changed their name to Xfinity, which is like infinity but with an X and that's cool."
    Elon Musk: Write that down.

  • @eunataya
    @eunataya ปีที่แล้ว +36

    the entire time i was watching this i kept trying to figure out whether or not mark was or was not a 3d model rather than a real person

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    I’m afraid Zucc is going to press a button one day and mind control everyone that’s wearing a VR headset like Plankton does with the bucket hats

    • @ArcaneEclipse
      @ArcaneEclipse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Best comment

    • @sg5067
      @sg5067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAOOOOO

    • @elfodelputoinfierno
      @elfodelputoinfierno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I would laugh if THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY CONCERNING AND VERY POSSIBLE

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We need a Magic Guitar right now lol

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ALL HAIL PLANKTON

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    I love how mark Zuckerberg essentially green screened himself over an IMVU household in 2009 and acted like he was creating something revolutionary.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's almost like that $100 billion was not actually spent on this metaverse product and instead was laundered for paying for other things............
      Especially when we see college kids with $0 make a better virtual social platform over a weekend in unity or unreal than meta could ever make.
      Fun fact, the new Quest Pro is 100% from Microsoft, it's MS software and hardware, literally the Hololense3, but with a meta sticker on it.
      w/e Meta is doing with hundreds of billions of dollars, they are not making software or hardware.

    • @trala8911
      @trala8911 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @evolicious This is a really interesting take. Thanks for sharing!

    • @ZoraTheberge
      @ZoraTheberge ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not IMVU

    • @BelindaShort
      @BelindaShort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're figuring out how to put all of the personalized ads for people on every billboard in game@@evolicious

  • @ruben619448
    @ruben619448 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is how I see this playing out:
    I’m out shopping, I find something I really want but someone told me amazons meta verse has it cheaper and I can price match.
    So I leave the place, go home, ignore my family, boot up my headset. Probably spend a few hours in the verse cause Amazon will probably just make a gigantic factory so it’ll take a while to find the item. It’ll probably littered with Amazon video and music ads. Once I find it cheaper I then take that item to my canon printer metaverse where after another few hours I can print a physical copy.
    I drive back to the store and I price match my item. Then I realize I’m not sure if I have enough money in my bank account so I have to do this whole thing over again to check my balance with chase and their metaverse.
    The future looks so awesome. I can wait for this crazy inconvenience.

    • @rajput36000
      @rajput36000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not reading allat

    • @ruben619448
      @ruben619448 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rajput36000 good for you. Glad you could at least spell correctly

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tbf, when it comes to getting money from a customer, they do everything they can to make that experience fast and easy. There's no way you would need to do anything but use your AI-based visual camera to ID a product (or scan a QR code), and then hit the buy button and the item gets to your door in 2-5 days.
      It's when you go off the norm and try to find something obscure and not part of your usual algorithm while using preferred third party channels is what you are referencing. Point of sale systems are deliberately nightmarish to work with in that context.
      The convenience you are referencing doesn't work like that and never will. Because the experience I described isn't about some future system, you can literally do that, right now, at any store. That's a system light years more advanced than the system you have described.
      The future would be using AR/XR devices that will scan an item you are looking at using eye-tracking, then depending on your heart rate, the item gets added to a wishlist or instantly bought. Better yet, for extra dystopian-vibes, you can only buy an item with specific social credit scores. Not enough social credit, and you won't be able to buy from a brand that you gave a low rating or you publicly bad-mouthed them on social media. China has a similar system right now but only for government and public use. Seeing a similar system get applied to retail would be a total nightmare
      That's a scary future to live in. Luckily, it's not entirely inevitable for all of us.

  • @GlitchCrunch
    @GlitchCrunch ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So, I recently graduated after spending 4+ years making VR programs and I had an internship for a government division. They floated around the idea of using our XR division to check out the metaverse and see if we can use it to our advantage. This was about the time when they announced that legs would be coming into the metaverse. I told them not to bother but they went ahead anyway. I hope my boss decided to abandon the project after all this time.

    • @BLET_55artem55
      @BLET_55artem55 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not the US government setting up enlistment stands in game (literally)

  • @erichansen2860
    @erichansen2860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    What a weird time to be pitching this too. After 2 years of being separated from friends and family and not being able to go to social events, this is the last thing the majority of people want in any demographic.

    • @imeantloveyou5eva
      @imeantloveyou5eva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      oh my god totally!

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe banking on pandemic getting worse. That or the conspiracy theorists are right and they actually control all of the vaccines, and shut them all off to promote their terrible VR platform

    • @plastic14407
      @plastic14407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meta is fucking stupid, but if anything the pandemic supports the case for meta. The ability to more closely simulate the social experience of hanging out with your friends, or working in an office, or whatever it happens to be without having to be socially distant would be a massive benefit.

    • @leejerrett8268
      @leejerrett8268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I personally haven’t tried VR, but I have been told it does a decent job of fulfilling the social need to interact with someone who is embodied in space, so I think they are hoping people will latch onto it as a substitute for physical social interaction because everyone is pretty alienated by the inadequacy of video calls which people have been forced to use the last few years. Personally I hope it flops so that there are fewer excuses for people to prolong the ‘new normal’ indefinitely.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NinjaPickle what a lame conspiracy
      I miss the illuminate days

  • @gooseourlord
    @gooseourlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2816

    you know I always thought it’d be cool to live in a cyberpunk dystopia cuz at least I’d get a cool robot arm. yet here I am, living in said dystopia with a severe lack of cool robot arm

    • @AhmadAneeq
      @AhmadAneeq ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I am so sorry to hear that

    • @loganbaker8222
      @loganbaker8222 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Give me a handsaw and a high school robotics club, and I think I can work something out

    • @homemadefilms5718
      @homemadefilms5718 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Usually in those universes the people with cool robot arms are usually in crippling debt to the evil powerful cyborg company

    • @melaspink2535
      @melaspink2535 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@homemadefilms5718 fr? I thought they were just edgy

    • @solarscreams2447
      @solarscreams2447 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We literally have robot arms tho… where are my obident robo maids

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Why do they think people want to basically replace face to face social experiences with fully virtual social lives like.. Mark, that's dystopian

    • @BLET_55artem55
      @BLET_55artem55 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because he's an AI-robot and he wants ppl to be more relatable to him and him to be more relatable to ppl.

  • @verenabecker2724
    @verenabecker2724 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So I managed to think of literally one thing I'd want to use VR for, and that's being out in nature during the winter, like walking through a forest or sitting by a river. I do that a lot in the summer and really miss it during the cold months. But that would require much better graphics to be worth anything, because cartoon trees aren't gonna cut it for that purpose.

  • @notanarsonist7574
    @notanarsonist7574 ปีที่แล้ว +3066

    In Mark's defense, 10 years is probably like 6 months for his species so youtube is like a whole new thing

    • @gregoryl.levitre9759
      @gregoryl.levitre9759 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Naw, his species is a very short lived species, like dogs, which is why Zuck lacks the wisdom to do anything right.

    • @RaysNewestLow
      @RaysNewestLow ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@gregoryl.levitre9759 he’s actually the fourth Zuckerberg, the last three died 💔

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@gregoryl.levitre9759 Dogs show more intelligence.

    • @antonioaguirre5464
      @antonioaguirre5464 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@RaysNewestLow Every time he dies, his consciousness is uploaded into a new clone.

    • @chris2790
      @chris2790 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@antonioaguirre5464 A copy of it. And you know what happens with a copy of a copy.

  • @jakek1735
    @jakek1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    Ah yes, my favorite kind of "after-party", the kind where everyone just stands in a room doing nothing except buying shirts and wearing them. So glad Mark is bringing this experience to the digital age.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The only "afterparty" was I've ever been too was mostly just people getting high or taking forever in the process of organizing who's riding home with who, and that involved me guarding the door to the bathroom while a guy I met that same day lost his virginity inside. And I also helped solve the mystery of the night's poop bandit and almost wound up frotting a stranger within a span of like 5 minutes. Not sure what a normal afterparty is like but my personal experience leaves me seriously lacking in any faith a VR experience could replicate it. Which is kinda the whole point. VR stuff like this will never be able to replicate what it's trying to replace. The chaos of humanity cannot be properly expressed when it's so limited.
      I dont hate VR as concept, it's very cool and I'd love to try it, but trying to use it to monopolize human interaction is a nightmare world

    • @xX_Knives_Xx
      @xX_Knives_Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this dystopia is nothing like cyberpunk 2077 ffs >:(

    • @64bitmodels66
      @64bitmodels66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK I PULL UP

    • @Andrew-np4nw
      @Andrew-np4nw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Ezekiel_Allium If I can't smoke hash in a park with the band at 3 am in Meta, I'm not joining.

    • @moldyreesescups
      @moldyreesescups 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Andrew-np4nw don’t type too loudly, Zuckerberg might hear you and start selling meta-drugs

  • @lemontoast3989
    @lemontoast3989 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I think the virtual concert could be a good idea for people with disabilities or sickness. Like if someone gets overwhelmed with loud sounds or huge crowds but loves a certain artist they can go and have control over the volume and still technically have their space. I mean that’s what I would use it for lol

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean I personally am otherwise able to navigate concerts (even metal shows) despite my autism but indeed yes this is an otherwise excellent idea

    • @T0MT0Mmmmy
      @T0MT0Mmmmy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's nonsense. Cause a virtual (with avatars, not filmed in 3D-VR!) concert doesn't make the experience better than the music played at your home entertainment. And a concert filmed in 3D-VR and seen with VR will also scare a person who is scared from huge crowds. And why do you want to lock disabled people in their flat? Didn't we just try nowadays to include disabled people into our real live?

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You could get that in VR, but actually good, with a 360º camera on an official live stream. No facebook scam shite involved

  • @86kickass
    @86kickass ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:39 that’s one of the only funny things I’ve ever seen mark ever say even if it’s prolly fake 😭😂😂

    • @Ghostninja151
      @Ghostninja151 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO FUNNY AF

  • @pup64hcp
    @pup64hcp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    One sucky part is that "metaverse" was already a word before Facebook rebranded as Meta. So not only is this them cheaply attempting to distance themselves from the shitty things Facebook is known for, but they're also naming themselves in just such a way that "Metaverse" is now a brand name that they own, and any other virtual world thing either has to be specified as "lowercase-m metaverse" or we need a new name for them. Basically it's just dumb and the pinnacle of megacorp and I hate it.

    • @dac518
      @dac518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Be more concise

    • @djangomarkov7948
      @djangomarkov7948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dac518 true lol

    • @theadamant7125
      @theadamant7125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@dac518 It’s like if an early web company called themselves “Inter” and it made discussing “Internet” horribly awkward and branded

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@dac518 no

    • @noaag
      @noaag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@dac518 Be more patient

  • @SunnyB_adventures
    @SunnyB_adventures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    The bit I found the most horrifying, apart from, y'know, all of it, was the idea that when you want to be alone in the metaverse that rather than log off or take off your headset, you would join a room in the metaverse just by yourself, proving that fb hasn't changed at all (cause no shit) and still wants you using their platform for the most amount of time so they can use all your personal data to sell you shit

    • @DawrinChawes
      @DawrinChawes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      whos target audience like facebook moms and dads arent gonna trust it, young people already hate facebook(which is why i thought they bought instagram), and then on top of that make mark the main speaker someone who has already lost the the trust of the like everyone, like this was his chance to distance himself, how does he not know he a walking pr disaster

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Two cartoon character profile pictures with their arms crossed. Coincidence, I think not!

    • @adaroben1104
      @adaroben1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But how else will they sell ads and microtransactions at all points in time?

    • @momotaro1236
      @momotaro1236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Old people won’t understand it, middle-aged people won’t trust it, i’m willing to bet that some younger people will fall prey to it but most of them realize how trashy it is.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lylelylecrocodile2538 Nice catch, it's a sign from the heavens, we are truly doomed

  • @Sim-sq2hu
    @Sim-sq2hu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Little did you know that a year later that being able to block people without them being able to pay to bypass your block was going to be a feature for social media

  • @arijohn8413
    @arijohn8413 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Seeing this video & the OJ reference 2 days after OJ died is insane😂

  • @u06jo3vmp
    @u06jo3vmp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    2:42 The first time I saw that Metaverse ad, I was like "hey that 3D model of Mark Zuckerberg looks pretty nice, only a little bit of uncanniness, looks like they're on to something!" before I realized that's the actual Mark Zuckerberg, not the Metaverse model

    • @ShinyHunterMuck
      @ShinyHunterMuck ปีที่แล้ว +69

      LMFAO THATS HILARIOUS

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same

    • @dasdiesel3000
      @dasdiesel3000 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Truuuuuuuuuuu lmao his face and mannerisms do reside deep in the uncanny valley

    • @riri_doesnothingatall
      @riri_doesnothingatall ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOOOL😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀

    • @AbsentMinded619
      @AbsentMinded619 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They removed his emotions chip.

  • @toonman4445
    @toonman4445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    As a zoomer who spent a good portion of my entire childhood socializing in online spaces and having the pandemic put a damper in socializing into my young adulthood. You arnt wrong with how dystopian it feels. I don’t want to be sold over priced ugly graphics and fake nft bullshit that some underpaid artist got shillings to make in a dark room. I don’t want to be sold an abstraction of socialization that I could more easily get for free on the “old” internet. All that money and for what? The same old stuff we’ve already had being sold to us at a higher price and more exclusive and even less tangible. I don’t want a new internet, I want affordable housing, affordable education, I want a community that is happy and healthy and doesn’t hide from itself chasing the idea of happiness behind a headset, I want to live. Not pretend like I am living.

    • @evac3928
      @evac3928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1k👍

    • @alireid5874
      @alireid5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well said, young Zedi

    • @Grace-jb7me
      @Grace-jb7me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As depressing as this sounds, happiness in social environments are something you need to actively seek to cultivate. Unfortunately our society is too selfish to want to foster mutually beneficial and healthy relationships. The type of change you're seeking is going to take a nationwide shift in consciousness which is highly unlikely.

    • @scrambledmandible
      @scrambledmandible 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Grace-jb7me But we can make a start

    • @theplaylab9336
      @theplaylab9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wow. This is raw. And as someone who didn't grow up with the internet, it's really good to hear that the generation behind me wants the real world.

  • @nomoretwitterhandles
    @nomoretwitterhandles ปีที่แล้ว +11

    im sorry but mark giving himself boobs is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @douglasmullaney2302
    @douglasmullaney2302 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Rest in peace Blizmo

  • @daysandwords
    @daysandwords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    The more human Mark tries to look, with the hand gestures and stuff... the less human he looks. He is actually subject to the uncanny valley.

    • @artsyvidsy5232
      @artsyvidsy5232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      There's something about his eyes. They look dead.

    • @danforesman2627
      @danforesman2627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He started the afterlife before he logged off. " He's dead Jim. "
      " But why is he still here Bones?"
      "Virtual bat soup. It'$ the only logical choice."

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I don’t genuinely believe in the Mark being a lizard thing, but I can see how people believe it. Mark is totally an android.

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      How can someone increasingly become less and less charismatic, the man is losing skill points

    • @danforesman2627
      @danforesman2627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@phosphenevision he sucks Souls but he's a straw

  • @Norogoth
    @Norogoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    The metaverse is the perfect embodiment of being "terminally online."

    • @okok-kr3gu
      @okok-kr3gu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Please I hope it horribly fails so we can keep an ounce of happiness with normal life

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not that bad. Don't exaggerate too much. You don't need to be addicted in Internet to choose just play a game with friends using VR or talk with a stranger in a virtual city, or even study in a social virtual group, it's fun and it won't be bad especially if you know how to use it properly and not get addicted. It will helps a lot more than you think, it's just about self control.
      Of course you still should have social life, don't expect a world where everyone is connected, addicted in VR. People have brain (even smaller ones). They have to work, to meet friends, to date someone, to live real life, rhey simply can't live their entire lifes in a world which doesn't exist (I mean youngers, like underages could, because they still doesn't have a much complex life). VR will be just one more amusement to people who wants to have a more immersive experience on things, and there's any problem on it, it's actually a good thing. If someone is addicted to it, that's their problem, it doesn't bother to anyone who build that VR goggle, or to the concept itself.

    • @Norogoth
      @Norogoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@phantomwarrior8686 That is quite a reply to my brief comment. You can have fun with VR stuff but that's different than an all-consuming metaverse in which virtual reality becomes a replacement for reality.

    • @johnlittrell1287
      @johnlittrell1287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phantomwarrior8686 Yeah, I can hardly keep a vr headset on for more than an hour without getting sick. It’s not too hard to not get sucked into this.

    • @alireid5874
      @alireid5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      being "terminally insane"

  • @kam4726
    @kam4726 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    if OJ would’ve changed his name to Blizmo I think he would’ve beat death….

  • @feonor26
    @feonor26 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mark Z pitching their awesome privacy policy is like a car salesman pitching how honest and transparent their car dealership is.

  • @gentlefires
    @gentlefires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    The thought of living my entire life on the internet is terrifying, I don't know why they're trying to sell that when it's obvious nobody wants it. What's actually cool is augmented reality, holograms, all that stuff, but everytime there's a product based around that concept, it's done so poorly that they have to discontinue it a year later. Idk man, let me project a movie from my phone so I can watch it with some friends and family instead of trying to market a virtual room with flying torsos.

    • @adultmoshifan87
      @adultmoshifan87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m only still using Facebook and Instagram (also Twitter) because I am involved in a shit ton of activism. I want to see power hungry (wannabe) dictators like Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Scott Morrison, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and that Xi cunt who took over China all brought down and the people woken up that they are not the people to support!

    • @rugiiman8917
      @rugiiman8917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is some Ready Player One shit

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For me personally, I can only hope this will fail the same way I saw 3D television in all it's forms fail not even a couple of years later after seeing it being predicted to be the next best thing on the IBC in 2010.
      Yes, it's incredibly cool to look at my models in Blender (which is why I mainly bought a second hand set of glasses) and it can help tremendously well to look at something in a model and have my brain go "Woooow that's completely out of proportion!" whereas in 2D I did not have that feeling at all, but I get motionsick incredibly easy, unfortunately.

    • @sianais
      @sianais 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like he saw all those dystopian movies and said to himself, I want to make my own matrix, I want to be the machines!
      He needs to take his billions, be thankful he'll never see prison, and take a nap instead of trying to sell water during a monsoon and trying to own rain.

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's well put.

  • @colbydfeliz5068
    @colbydfeliz5068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    It's ridiculous how for years gamers have been saying microtransactions are ruining video games, but somehow NFTs are different and actually a good thing to want in games? Make it make sense

    • @croissant2882
      @croissant2882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That way they can publicly use their fursonas by claiming its about investing stock

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the difference is microtransactions only make profits for game companies, while your average Joe can make money from NFTs--key word can. you're more likely to be scammed by NFTs than actually make money but you can also make a lot of money

    • @MaskedMammal
      @MaskedMammal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@croissant2882 Anyone who gets their fursona from an NFT is going to get bullied by furries, and deserve it~

    • @croissant2882
      @croissant2882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MaskedMammal obviously, the nfts are so hideous
      Like seriously, if you're going to put some horrendous monkey on your profile pic you might as well embrace your inner furry and pay much smaller price for an actual art from a real artist

    • @jonahscottsfatbussy
      @jonahscottsfatbussy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carstarsarstenstesenn so its a shittier steam marketplace

  • @raveman7
    @raveman7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    great video eddy, loved the commentary and punchy one liners.... i might as well re-vamp my MySpace account.. which is essentilly what Facebook has become

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Rest in peace Blizmo, you lived your life definitely not commiting any manslaughter crimes, unlike that OhJay fella.

  • @MHurley21
    @MHurley21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    The first time I saw the word "metaverse" was in Persona 5, and it referred to an abstract dimensional overlay that criminals could abuse to enslave the masses. It's odd to me that Zuckerburger thinks that was a good name for his latest doodad.

    • @marycrawford7209
      @marycrawford7209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I can't hear Metaverse without thinking of P5.

    • @brandonfaddis7443
      @brandonfaddis7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You have to remember that even as popular as P5 is, it's still fairly fringe in culture at large.

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@brandonfaddis7443 A fair point, but you'd think Zuck could have taken five seconds to google the word to see if it had been used somewhere else before.

    • @brandonfaddis7443
      @brandonfaddis7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MHurley21 fair

    • @HolldollMcG
      @HolldollMcG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      First time I heard the name "Horizon Worlds" I was expecting new dlc or some sequel to Horizon: Zero Dawn and got excited. This tall-headed sculpy monster ruined that dream. The best and kindest words I have for that bastard lizard in a gumby costume is that he is a party pooper.

  • @rowybowie
    @rowybowie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Thank god there aren't literally thousands of books and movies about why a virtual world that requires all of your attention/money/time/etc. that's run by a sketchy company is dangerous and a terrible idea. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so excited for the Oasis- oh fuck, um, Horizon Worlds.

    • @wilymuppet8941
      @wilymuppet8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mark must've watched the Matrix and thought the robots were onto something

    • @carriewilson1006
      @carriewilson1006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The term metaverse Came from a book About a dystopian future we are VR viruses give you brain damage and life sucks

    • @rowybowie
      @rowybowie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wilymuppet8941 well ofc, the robots were clearly the good guys, keeping everyone safe from terrorists like Neo

    • @rowybowie
      @rowybowie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carriewilson1006 assdghkhvfcbcvb that's so fucking funny oh my god

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wilymuppet8941 to be fair, considering that the world became nuclear wasteland, it's very nice of robots to actually keep humankind alive. And some humans (or maybe just another robots in disguise) know how to repair human bodies in order to adapt to real world.

  • @Shae29
    @Shae29 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:28 - 11:46 the Ready Player One movie 😂😂 they’re just using VR headsets
    That closing gag about the social network had me laughing so much!! I love that movie and Andrew 😂❤

  • @eduardobernal2072
    @eduardobernal2072 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to congratulate you on the hypothetical scenerio you made at min 11:59. A very smart, even philosophical, point regarding the strange "directionless" of today's corporate technology. Beautiful

  • @milkdromeda7.041
    @milkdromeda7.041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    Mark literally makes my skin crawl. The way he markets moving backwards in technology as revolutionary is gross.

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Trained to perfection. Every movement he makes was coached for probably hundreds of hours.

    • @moldyreesescups
      @moldyreesescups 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@GeddyRC i like to think he’s just a robot who was programmed to act like a human. just kidding of course, we all know he’s a lizard man in disguise…

    • @breezy5797
      @breezy5797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I genuinely believe he's a psychopath. A normal, empathetic human doesn't act like this.

    • @TimothyCHenderson
      @TimothyCHenderson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@moldyreesescups Honestly, the glassy eyes and shinny skin read as some sort of Lovecraftian amphibian creature. We're beyond lizard man at this point.

    • @moldyreesescups
      @moldyreesescups 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TimothyCHenderson you’re exactly right. i think he just keeps evolving into more and more terrifying reptilian creatures.

  • @kmac639
    @kmac639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    I think the most depressing thing about this outside of how dystopian it all is, is that Zuckerberg seems to think we all want to live in some sort of Matrix/SAO version of the Internet. Despite, you know, these versions of the Internet are incredibly dystopian, so much so that the whole point of these movies and shows is that people want to escape from these hellscapes. Also, it completely ignores the fact that the general reaction to the last two years has seemingly indicated that people do not want to stuck in their homes living on the internet all day.

    • @cc_snipergirl
      @cc_snipergirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Lmao that's actually a great point. What should we pitch after people have been locked in their houses for almost two years and desperately want to go outside? I know! Staying locked in their house and never needing to go outside.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah like as cool matrix is potentially, inm the series and movies, thats very dystopian. Its becaus the world is shit, and its about people waking up from it.
      And while SAO is not very good at commentary, its a death game, and a terrible game at thatthats only somewhat intereting, because its a death game.
      So the terrible game design from sao, and the dystopia and being traped from matrix yaaaay.

    • @WillowLemmons
      @WillowLemmons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the fact that so many people realize how dystopian it is gives me hope though,I haven't seen anyone but Meta themselves mention the Metaverse in a positive light.

    • @bucky13
      @bucky13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's a cliché, but we're basically living in the most advanced metaverse ever called "Reality". Anything they create digitally will always feel like a cheap knock-off.. Like a prison.

    • @PoshWosher
      @PoshWosher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think a lot of people agree with this sentiment considering that we've had many dystopian works like novels and movies that have probably warned us all beforehand, there's also the fact that we've become more cynical and aware of how companies have no interest of the consumers and employee's wellbeing. It's still sort of sad that some people will fall into it and think it's amazing but in due time they will realise that it sucks

  • @user-en9hq1lq7u
    @user-en9hq1lq7u ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A crucial difference between a real after party and a Meta after party: drugs and sex

  • @TheMightySceptile
    @TheMightySceptile หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    RIP Blizmo, the glove didnt fit because he went off his arthritus meds

  • @arryyy2113
    @arryyy2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Zuck's 3D model character looks more lively than actual Zuck and that's frightening. Zuck's cheeks are not meant to be that rosey nor are his eyes supposed to be that filled with life.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s funny cause it shows clearly how the avatar’s aren’t actually realistic anyway. It’s a sanitized family-friendly version of yourself

    • @FLancer218
      @FLancer218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @King of The Zinger He's the living embodiment of the Uncanny Valley theory.

  • @subcumin7410
    @subcumin7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I imagine if Eddy takes off his glasses, his nose and moustache come off too

  • @EQU143
    @EQU143 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Im currently at the point in my life where every new internet thing just makes me want to distance myself even further from anything new in the internet. Completely surrounding myself into this garbage world is an absolut nightmare thought.

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “We’re all about privacy! You can have a private experience in your own bubble!”
    That’s…… not what privacy is. Not at all. The idea that they could 1984 a word like that so there’s no way to describe their crimes is a pipe dream.

    • @Peleski
      @Peleski หลายเดือนก่อน

      IKR. Super sleazy evasion of the real issues.

  • @erezamit7289
    @erezamit7289 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    If Mark is into the Meta stuff, why does he has a HUGE house in Hawaii and go surfing every day? why can't he do that in the meta verse?

    • @Puggy42069
      @Puggy42069 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It’s a scam to pacify poor people.

    • @Orf
      @Orf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So basically he’s creating the Matrix

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No no don't say that. He'll short circuit

    • @markrice4808
      @markrice4808 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why does the Horizon Worlds as shown look like Paw Patrol for adults?

    • @MantisTshag
      @MantisTshag 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Do what rich do, not what they sell

  • @teasp00ns
    @teasp00ns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Metaverse mostly feels like a way to sell people experiences that they can’t afford the real version of anymore

    • @syrazie
      @syrazie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      i agree and that's really sad. just a watered down version of real life that big companies and capitalism have made unattainable for us

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      "Huh? What housing crisis? Look, you have your own cool space in our virtual world! And you can customize it all you want! Isn't that epic?"

    • @SenorEscaso
      @SenorEscaso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Very dystopian

    • @jerp5809
      @jerp5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@syrazie How would not having capitalism help you experience more things, a two hundred years you were stuck where you were born

    • @dylankennedy4539
      @dylankennedy4539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tell the colonizers they were supposed to stay where they were born

  • @user-ms1yw9qi7i
    @user-ms1yw9qi7i 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I laugh every time I remember that "we'll have legs soon" was one of Zuck's latest hype points, as though legs are gonna make that boring-ass world any better. VR Chat is free and I can run around as an anime catboy or Grimm from Billy and Mandy or an oddly detailed dragon demon girl, and one of my friends is doing karaoke with me as a lamp. He's pitching this new world to folks who don't already live online and he wants it to be bland and easily monetized instead.

  • @AverageHumanOnTwitch
    @AverageHumanOnTwitch ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:47 The Zuckster has a Sweet Baby Ray's bbq sauce bottle on his bookshelf in the top right shelf

  • @wariodedede
    @wariodedede 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    This is a minor criticism compared to Eddy's complete beat down of Meta, but I hate the Rayman-esque avatars in horizon worlds. They look like Mii's and Xbox live avatars rolled into one making it so bland and safe. Eddy brought up VRchat which has a plethora of styles for your character and seeing something like Sora, Kermit the frog, and Hank Hill inside a night club is so much more interesting and funny to see. Not only that but you can see the full characters! Having a 5 year old game looking and playing better than a billion dollar company's "new" product is laughable and I'm glad people are laughing at it.

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It's crazy how vrchat also (kinda) supports full body tracking, while horizon worlds, the "new and exiting experience™" is literally incapable of that because of the character designs

    • @PoshWosher
      @PoshWosher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hey! I'll have you know that at least Miis and Xbox live avatars have more personality than those soulless avatars

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@PoshWosher and those "new" weird people in the Nintendo switch sports game that's coming out later

    • @alaiaomanu6318
      @alaiaomanu6318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/MgMsIVCbSQI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @JAZINITY lol sorry, but yeah that's exactly what I meant

  • @Hawkfeather1998
    @Hawkfeather1998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i feel like the vr stuff would also be insanely hard to implement to everyday life (like working and shopping or whatever else theyre trying to push as additional vr experiences) because everyone is so different. like the headset would be really disorienting and some people would probably just get headaches/migraines and motion sickness and other stuff, glasses would probably make it hard to wear throughout the day, etc.

  • @DeLorean4
    @DeLorean4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    RIP Blizmo

  • @Real_Iron_Smith
    @Real_Iron_Smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I've said this repeatedly, but Zuck's Metaverse seems to be just a worse, more sterile, more corporate VRChat.

    • @thelinkluverno1
      @thelinkluverno1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Totally agree. The most fun of vrc is the user-generated content and freedom, I doubt metaverse is going to have anything close to the same freedoms. Not only with the kind of content people can make, but also communication. I've had some fucking BONKERS conversations w ppl on vrc that I can't imagine happening in such a corporate plane like meta.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It sounds like essentializing but it's still so damn accurate. There's literally nothing that distinguishes this from VRChat other than the lack of features and customization.

    • @slicer2938
      @slicer2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i wish i was in their meetings with share holders so i could shit on all of marks 'new' ideas that is old technology, 5 years old, free and hes pitching as his own new idea. shareholders would realise that hes full of shit.

    • @robokid20001
      @robokid20001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Cobalt985 Don't forget the fact that you have to buy goods and items in Metaverse. Instead of, you know, just uploading your own world like you can in VR Chat.

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was exactly what it reminded me of, but wayy less customizable with the avatars, worlds, ect.

  • @levi_octavian
    @levi_octavian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    As someome who casually plays Vr chat on a headset for a few laughs and to socialize for a couple hours. The metaverse geuinly terrifies me, because I have met people on there who spend every waking hour on the app or in virtual spaces. Stuff like this preys on very emotional, vulnerable, people who cannot face reality at all and do not ever want to leave. It is the most dystopian thing I have experienced and its extremely depressing.

    • @Ajlez
      @Ajlez ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yes. I've never done VR chat, but I've been online for some decades, and I don't really know how to put this into words so I'm going to butcher it just to get it off my chest. By all measures, I'm supposed to be the one who doesn't know how to socialize, is quiet, is awkward, is socially stupid, and yet I've come to repeatedly realize I'm NOT that.... because I actually grew up. I'm willing to accept failure and fear and look at other people like they are human beings in existence too.

    • @thesenate2718
      @thesenate2718 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s strange, I always thought VR chat served the same purpose.

    • @jacob414
      @jacob414 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      THANK YOU
      Your the only person I’ve seen so far to mention this
      We’ve always supposed to have been the socially awkward but you know we’ve grown up when we realize that the following sounds depressing
      Spending all your time online, and it sounds even worse with the new meta verse letting you basically do everything but eat and drink on it

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's both good and bad to know that my fears about the metaverse weren't unfounded. It's good that I'm not alone in seeing how dystopian the world is becoming as technological advancement depends on sanguivorous billionaires who just want to take advantage of vulnerable people and capitalise off of mental illness and even su*cide among young people. But it's bad (or rather, explicitly evil) that vulnerable people are taken advantage of in the first place.

    • @Enter54623
      @Enter54623 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shit sounds like i should give it a try

  • @Miamicop100
    @Miamicop100 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:49 That "sighting" sound was comic heaven. Haha so true.

  • @briarburt4662
    @briarburt4662 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's a physical screen behind you?? 9:55 blew my mind for some reason!

  • @wastedtalent666
    @wastedtalent666 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    *Billions of dollars and they can't animate legs* 😂😂

    • @landchannel7688
      @landchannel7688 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Seriously even a goddamn genshin impact has a feature where your character's legs realistically interact with terrain. A DAMN MOBILE ZELDA BUILT AROUND A SCAMMY GACHA SYSTEM GOT THIS RIGHT!
      (Though thinking about it Facebook is still shittier than this)

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh. Unity and Unreal both have IK in-engine support, you just implement it with some drop downs and it's done.
      Just shows that maybe the $100bil zuck lost was spent on......other things........
      Probably protection from the maxwell black book list.
      Or paying china, russia and the altright/rightwing to influence the US politically towards fascism.
      Maybe might be something to do with saving face of metric tons of failure and defeat at the hands of millions of users that don't like facebook anymore.
      Most likely, all of the above.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@landchannel7688 to top it off, Facebook's new VR device comes straight from Microsoft. Like literally software, hardware, all off the line directly from MS, just like the Lenovo WMR (Rift S). Just put a meta sticker on it and sell it as their own XR device when it's literally just Hololense3 (HL2 was sold to the military and was instantly hated when used in field testing, lmfao).

    • @xILLxChronic
      @xILLxChronic ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Billions of dollars and Nintendo Mii's still look better.

    • @liamkelly3583
      @liamkelly3583 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It literally took me a week to program a functioning full body VR avatar setup in Unity, and while their tools might be more difficult to use, they have infinitely more budget and time

  • @saltshaker4739
    @saltshaker4739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    As a sci-fi nerd and someone interested in VR and the future of it, it's good to see almost all of the VR community reject Facebook's metaverse. I've seen the term "Nexus" thrown around as a community-built version of what Facebook claims to be making. Also the term "metaverse" comes from a dystopian cyberpunk novel called Snow Crash, so they're literally spelling that one out for us.

    • @derinedala5032
      @derinedala5032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Which is hilarious because the metaverse in Snow Crash was, by modern standards, also unimpressive and shitty.

    • @Dudofall
      @Dudofall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Jennifer 23 ora nmpl You spelled Madonna wrong.

    • @pastelhotmess9299
      @pastelhotmess9299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      VRchat has better things than this

    • @joshuaanderson1712
      @joshuaanderson1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, being somewhat blatant about their dystopic intentions seems to have worked for other companies, this is just coming out about it.

  • @meaty-lemoniad4819
    @meaty-lemoniad4819 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:54
    Holy shit it cut to an ad when you were saying "He wants-" and the ad went "Money and power" so true TH-cam 👍

  • @Momo-um7bj
    @Momo-um7bj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    honestly when i first heard of it, its just a copy and paste of imvu but with vr. but imvu has massive problems with iso individuals if they dont feel comfortable in someone elses room and then no one comes to your room if you do create one. Like its been done a good handful of times that model of chat room and it never works out. They think there different cause there facebook lol

  • @SamsonSilvo
    @SamsonSilvo ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Mark Zuckerberg's "Metaverse" is basically what VRChat would be like if it sold out in every way imaginable.

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It’ll be completely safe and “brand friendly” 🤮

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @mr.puggin8384
      @mr.puggin8384 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly lol they’d put you into the ad 😂

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Cajek2 Funny enough, that's not even remotely possible due to the virtual space being easily manipulated with hacks and exploits. The first few launches of metaverse were all cancelled becasue kids found out ways to harass users, lmfao. They did private launches and then surprise, it was quiet, empty, and boring.

    • @apinakapina
      @apinakapina ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I disagree. Zuccerverse is what you get when an evil corporation tries to build something that looks family and business friendly.

  • @ShellShock794
    @ShellShock794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    It gets even scummier when you realize how NFTs actually work and buying an "NFT hoodie" doesn't mean you actually bought the hoodie. You bought the rights to claim that you own a line of text that the hoodie is only associated with (not attached to).
    Buying an "NFT hoodie" in VR means that at any second, Meta can either change or delete the hoodie whenever they want because technically you did not buy it. What you bought was a line of code and the hoodie is used to "represent" that code.

    • @ldmun
      @ldmun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Also digital scarcity.

    • @kennyadvocat
      @kennyadvocat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      facebook changed its api backend coding several times since they started. A lot of in game apps got wiped when the creators couldn't afford to keep patching them. I doubt anyone wants to play candy crush on the metaverse lol At least Microsoft owns a lot of ip to games. And gives game creators a few years notice how to code for the next platform update. CEO may be a boomer but wants quality before releases.

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Exactly. The only thing associating the NFT with the hoodie is the honor system on Facebook's part.

    • @breezy5797
      @breezy5797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even worse, aslong as Facebook says that somewhere in super tiny text, it's totally legal

    • @videohorrorsystem5812
      @videohorrorsystem5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just like digital games

  • @obiwankenobi661
    @obiwankenobi661 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    12:10 - BRUH! this is the most genius point that i have heard anyone make about VR and the "metaverse".

  • @jordanhass
    @jordanhass หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey Eddy, just wanted to say I watched your video and I'm glad somebody is finally brave to admit they are a gamer. I think if we all speak up about this problem, we could heal the wounds and end the stigma

  • @naotohex
    @naotohex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    When Metaverse was presented all I could think is "This just looks like shitty VR Chat" and that is exactly what it is. Here is why Facebook wont succeed. This type of technology only appeals to the younger generations or those who enjoy this type of technology. Those who enjoy this technology probably already know that Facebook is one of the worst platforms for privacy and is run by a bunch of money hungry individuals. For that reason alone no one will buy into this metaverse shit. Why give Facebook anymore of your information when you can experience the same thing in VR Chat.

    • @ItsJustValHere
      @ItsJustValHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      True. And the best way of creating a (real) metaverse is letting the people create and develop it. The metaverse being in charge of a company (and specially Facebook) is the pinnacle of a dystopian future.

    • @victorcarneiro3779
      @victorcarneiro3779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They are trying to sell a VR Chat that isn't free and looks uglyier. Sure, a lot of people in VR Chat are fucking nutcases, but a free community will always be more safer and interesting then big business apps

    • @mooselatte9228
      @mooselatte9228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And I cant be a big boobed anime lady in metaverse now can I? Or a fuckin pickle. I want to be a pickle. You know what can do that? Vrchat.

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      this is literally just gentrified VRChat. I wanna be Waluigi goddammit

    • @carloschiriboga4078
      @carloschiriboga4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree, my fear is that this is going to be sold to businesses as a new “zoom” type of tool to connect people and be able to deliver services remotely but in a more “immersive” and “controlled” environment, and that it makes businesses so dependent on it that everyone will need services/technology that integrate with “the Metaverse” to be successful. Then everyone will be dependent on it in a similar way as to how we are dependent on smartphones now.

  • @marycrawford7209
    @marycrawford7209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    The problem with their pitch about the privacy features is that it assumes that what people need privacy from is other users, while what people actually need privacy from is the company itself.

    • @briandbeaudin9166
      @briandbeaudin9166 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • @Lawnmower737
      @Lawnmower737 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      By the way when you first get on ‘Metaverse’ it kindly reminds you “like a neighbor would” that they record your audio for YOUR safety. Every breath, every tone, every sentence you say being sold off to another company of dubious origin. Thanks for keeping us safe Mark!

    • @theviking8513
      @theviking8513 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Given the success of Tik Tok I doubt anyone really actually does care about privacy

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 ปีที่แล้ว

      Point stated excellently, thank you.

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zucker nerd pitching their awesome privacy policy is like a car salesman pitching how honest and transparent their car dealership is.

  • @BenriBea
    @BenriBea 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Alas, Blizmo is dead

  • @dmanmotherf
    @dmanmotherf หลายเดือนก่อน

    14:00 They added a Doja Cat concert in horizons, it’s mad weird because ur just standing at the edge of the world with a couple of randos. It’s weird they keep changing the camera angles for a lot of concerts too

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    Kinda funny how Zucc is thinking he can pull off an MCU with his Metaverse gimmick

    • @shamsunnaharshilpy2649
      @shamsunnaharshilpy2649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He ain't trying to

    • @jonathonoklahoma3316
      @jonathonoklahoma3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥸

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I saw people talking abt selling real estate in the Meta verse and how there'll be fancy clubs and restaurants for NFT bros. Now that's a dystopian future.

    • @Tsukiru
      @Tsukiru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@SaintShion what if we.... Did the same things we already do... But worse!

    • @jaysmith3495
      @jaysmith3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm really curious how they came up with this idea? Was it brainstorming by committee or was it just Zucc, probably one of the most out-of-touch people, making all of the decisions.

  • @Gu1tar1st
    @Gu1tar1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    Second Life started in 2003. Zucherberg is 19 years too late. His entire pitch is offering things that already exist.
    Interacting with Virtual friends ✅
    Avatars ✅
    Virtual Concerts ✅
    Buying merchandise ✅
    Digital currency ✅
    Playing games ✅
    Experiencing art galleries ✅
    Online learning ✅
    The list goes on.
    Literally everything that Meta is offering is literally nothing new.

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      And VR chat is also doing way better then Meta.

    • @planetarysolidarity
      @planetarysolidarity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      IPHONEs weren't knew either. Japan's consumer tech was 2 years ahead, but how a story is framed from the beginning determines how it is understood for decades.

    • @planetarysolidarity
      @planetarysolidarity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's the thing with all these 'tech visionaries'. They have one solid idea, and for the next 40 years they feel they have to re-invent things that don't need re-inventing.

    • @Beecharm3r
      @Beecharm3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Webkinz did it better, Mr. Zuckerberg

  • @jordanbdailey
    @jordanbdailey ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally subscribed to you after the explanation you gave of yourself with emojis and animated movie references.

  • @BirdfluDracula
    @BirdfluDracula หลายเดือนก่อน

    hello from the future. at 20:00...is that a bottle of newman's own salad dressing on the bookshelf behind zuck?

  • @darrylhardin6867
    @darrylhardin6867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    It's weird that metafacebook gets fined $5billion for misusing and abusing peoples privacy rights and the victims don't see a dime of that money. I just... don't understand that at all

    • @dion5804
      @dion5804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Governments and corporations are very well married. They can have a fight in the weekend barbecue, but won't get divorced. It's just a drama show.

    • @ashleydavis3318
      @ashleydavis3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So 5 billion over 2.9 billion monthly users. Let's say that it only concerns US citizens, so about 100 million. That's what? 50 bucks? Is it really worth the administrative labor to send every citizen 50 bucks? Maybe they could do it as a tax write-off if you have a sufficiently old facebook account.

    • @xIsabellaNightmarex
      @xIsabellaNightmarex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@ashleydavis3318 it's more than possible to payout that money. Many class actions in the past have sent out checks for literal pennies on the dollar and not all the 100mil users will sign up to claim the money, increasing the individual payout for everyone else.

    • @hermitgreenn
      @hermitgreenn ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A bunch of states sued Facebooks for the data breach and citizens did get money from it.

    • @TheSameYellowToy
      @TheSameYellowToy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hermitgreenn Yup, my friend in Illinois got some from it.

  • @trista7997
    @trista7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    i like how every feature of the metaverse he advertises (working, learning, seeing friends) is something you can literally do irl and for fucking free, it's absurd but also pretty evil that they are trying to market things that we already have to us, and it's even worse that a lot of people will probably end up buying into it

    • @Katie-xd1nt
      @Katie-xd1nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they should be investing in games and instead and stuff we CANT do irl like i can go bowling with friends irl but i obviously cant go flying dragons with them

    • @cookinginatraylor4570
      @cookinginatraylor4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Katie-xd1nt that's kinda like saying "we shouldn't have vr shooters and war games cause I could just get a gun irl

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cookinginatraylor4570 That's nonsense. You can't just go to a quick harmless war with your friends. You *can* go bowling with them.

    • @cookinginatraylor4570
      @cookinginatraylor4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@driveasandwich6734 I was making a point

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cookinginatraylor4570 Badly

  • @AcaciaGum2023
    @AcaciaGum2023 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2 years later...forget your O.J. Messages

  • @leahwhite4667
    @leahwhite4667 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    patiently waiting on your twitter/X video

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    it seems like Mark’s preferred audience/user base are those he assumes don’t evolve their internet or online experience outside of what he directly provides them, so i suppose it makes sense that he’s telling them this is new, even though it is not true.

    • @kaenagreen1716
      @kaenagreen1716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I find it so terrifying that a lot of peoples lives and business things revolve around facebook- even to the point that some phones are sold with facebook already installed!

    • @JM-qd6ot
      @JM-qd6ot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      this is a great point. he can't convince anyone remotely familiar with the internet because the product doesn't make any logical sense, but he has a chance with those who are less in touch, particularly older generations. they might not have the resources to understand that what this is is shitty exploitation. it's super fucked up

    • @slinky6415
      @slinky6415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BASED OT

    • @demetrian7856
      @demetrian7856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wouldn't be surprised, it seems like some huge advertisement for investors. He's likely just trying to get back on his podium.

    • @_manago_1233
      @_manago_1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It feaks me out, it’s kinda like a parasite. Everything’s effected with it

  • @chlorox01
    @chlorox01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    My dad and I wanted to get a VR set, so we looked at them found the Oculus Quest and were like "oh this is under $400!" but then saw it was made and owned by FB and that you had to use FB for it to work, so we bought the Valve Index instead.
    My family spent an extra $700 just to avoid Facebook.
    edit: some people are saying that we made a dumb decision to spend more on the headset (if valuing privacy is dumb, then sure). I should also clarify that the Index and and Quest are not really even comparable in terms of quality and power. I have a very high-end gaming rig so I also kind of wanted to be able to take advantage of the Index's superior capabilities. Trust me the extra $700 was *worth it*

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      A small price to pay for salvation

    • @gofres
      @gofres 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have done the same. Good on you!

    • @_Dovar_
      @_Dovar_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Well done, the reasonable choice.

    • @MistaMyers
      @MistaMyers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i bought my quest 2 just before the company renamed it to the "Meta quest 2." I wanted to avoid facebook, but at least I avoided Meta.

    • @chlorox01
      @chlorox01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexmungan9950 zuckerberg would have seen my ip address, locate my house, and then sneak in in the middle of the night and steal my soul

  • @LebrettJames
    @LebrettJames ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job man. Thanks.

  • @user-lv8qd4ze7x
    @user-lv8qd4ze7x 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    18:45 is that a bottle of sweet baby rays bbq sause in the backround god damn im hungry