Kanbaru & Senjougahara (Suruga Monkey - 1) - Bakemonogatari Audio Commentary [English Sub]

Thanks to the people who edited the subtitle file!
Sorry for the low quality on this artwork (artwork is amazing but low res), I couldn't figure out how to improve it further after using waifu2x and photoshop. I was very busy these past days playing rocket league all day and watching more anime (Boogiepop wa warawanai is amazing and underrated, go watch it). Thanks for bearing with my laziness.

[@shaunmhlanga]

Valhalla combi is truly a blessed duo, thanks for the translations!

[@taimanchan5654]

0:47 Don't worry, I am born as a villain
1:23 Ding!Ding!Ding!
1:56 Self introduction'
2:18 I am a share eroslave
2:35 K-A-N-B-A-R-U
4:06 Senjougahara just like a pet of Hanekawa
4:19 I;m not happy
4:49 Araragi: They are nothing if Hanekawa is not there
5:20 Seriously, can I kill her?
5:45 Rokosu
6:04 Shut up, or die
7:02 Their conversation is genuinely interesting, oh wait that's me
7:29 Strange competition
7:58 I send myself to heaven
8:25 Me and Hachikuji won't make this mistake
8:39 Oh no, my owner( Hanekawa) will blame me
9:14 automatic praising
9:42 Is he dumb or not?
10:23 Q about eye stabbing
10:41 Psychopath couple
11:35 Huh? I do anything terrible to you?
12:02 Die
12:17 Reverse compass
12:23 The question scene
12:38 A new way to torture, in Middle Age style
12:56 Click xN
13:20 Injection time play, hardcore mode
14:15 I am exciting, for a little bit
14:32 Kanbaru is the only one in her level
15:59 How Senjougahara watch video
16:37 Queation
16:50 perv, assemble!
17:16 DVD: Domestic Violence, rank D
17:36 DVD tier list
18:24 Um
18:40 you can never beat typhoon
20:00 BL!?
20:20 Still completely unrelated topic
21:00 There is no break on Air
21:25 Oh my, oh my
21:46 A tragedy of a pen stand
22:31 You and me are not friend anymore
22:43 Preview
23:43 Two girls end the commentary with a weird pose in recording room
24:09 K-A-N-B-A-R-U

[@rochelle3701]

Woah, thank you very much man! Really curious why BaruHara combi got banned lol.

[@gaylord6897]

Damn this is epic

[@ChaosAngel667]

this arc is actually referenced a lot on the audio commentaries

[@akunbakar4130]

10:05 Yoo they reference Owarimonogatari Ougi Formula this early? NishiOishiN really planned it all out huh?

[@9inesmalty]

He’s a goat bro

[@whispine8601]

nice art

[@goblinscout9571]

Godsend

[@andreibutthenicknameisandr3373]

where can we watch the commentary?

[@dio595]

You can download the audio files and subtitles from the discord server: discord.gg/CbRv3yNftx