got a job selling murder tools
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- got a job selling murder tools
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Talk to Strangers is a game of everyday survival. Survive door to door conversations ranging from bizarre to mundane (in this order) while trying to sell products to strangers. But beware: nothing is what it seems in this neighborhood.
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sometime i forget gray isn’t just a disembodied voice and when i remember he’s not i get somewhat concerned cause there is a human being that has this chaotic of a mindset.
cosmu He’s Not a Human
*he’s a Florida man*
Kairo Schmitz i am a florida women, my power is nothing compared to him.
cosmu you haven’t drank enough bud light yet, don’t worry you’ll get there
Kairo Schmitz i am not the legal age-
cosmu you’ll get their eventually-
"Did the Sun turn into a thicc redhead."
-Graystillplays 2020
These words must be preserved for future generations.
Don't forget about Lord Molesticles the Mighty.
Thank you I hoped some quoted this.
Sounds like one of those Earth-chan type characters. I can EASILY see someone drawing Sun-Chan as a thicc redhead...
Mmmmm thick redhead mmmmmmm
You were killed by the goddess of sales and then the abyss turned you into a god of sales XD
They should date
@@bewarethebear yes
Gawd of war 😂
Still a better love story than twilight. 😆😆😆
Stonks?..
"More sociopathic customers DAMMIT!"
Grays processor: Are you sure you're not talking about yourself being a sociopath Gray?
Yeah, except Gray is not a sociopath. He's a psychopath.
Depends how much stuff he can sell to himself while balancing a toaster on his face while sitting in a bathtub. Is a florida tradition, you won't undestand it me neither though. 😅
@@samsonguy10k He could be both, after all we are talking about the world destroyer.
@@samsonguy10kpsychopaths(clinically) are *LESS* identifiable then sociopaths.
When the Eye of Sauron turns you into Capitalism Incarnate, that’s when you know it’s a bad day
Read that as Captain Incarnate and I don't feel like changing my mind.
@@samsonguy10k I don't mind being Captain Incarnate. It's nice to have some authority for once.
Tell Sauron to take Supply-Side Capitalism back to Mordor into the fiery abyss where it belongs.
*great day
@@TF2CrunchyFrog Slippy Slides? I'm in!
Game developers: our games are going to be fun, and people are going to make good decisions!
Gray: I decided that we have not died enough ways in the last episode, so...
They wouldn't put all those in if they thought nobody would get them
@@TrimutiusToo Exactly and besides, Gray would try even the ways to die that are not possibile in the game. He is pretty creative with this. 😂
I would like the comment but you're at the number of the Beast
I am gonna Kermit suicide- Kermit and gray
As a wise man once said: Either you die inspiring the Goddess of Sales or you live long enough to see yourself become a Vessel of one of the Seven Market Beasts
i prefer the 4th market beast Kar'pa'tatthodp. Lord of bulk buying discounts and compounding interest.
I like the 6th market elder of greed, Jeff Bezos Catharthicus.
happens all the time
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When you think about it, All tools could be 'murder tools'. Just depends on how you use them.
Jay one sentences and thoughts like this is why I had to stop watching the Walking Dead
Also all murdered can become murder tools
yes i can confirm from experience
Dammit! Jay one's onto me. 😒
So even your mom
The depressed man said he looked at the abyss at it looked back at him. While the game has an abyss that is capable of seing
3:19 "On the side note tho, this mean I technically didn't get fired"
Yeah but you technically got fried
ME: I WILL NOW TALK TO STRANGERS
GRAY:YA DO THAT
but don't let them give you safe advice! let them give you illegal drugs.
@@KiroChisa just ask for Joe!
"Lord Molesticles the Mighty"
Welp, found my new DnD character…
Why do I find that so hilarious
Aight, so we're back to the only gamer that I look forward to uploading every day so I can watch countless lives ruined by a Floridaman, its Graystillplays!
Most days. Even a Florida Man needs a day off every now and then. Usually Wednesdays. Oh shi-[insert airhorn sound]. Today's a Wednesday, and this was uploaded.
Let’s watch lives getting ruined dammit!
More murder, dammit!
More games,dammit!
I love how you can be essentially just an ordinary guy with a job, the devotee of a literal sales goddess, a serial killer in hiding, or the avatar of the abyss of sales. Really, IS the only good ending in this game getting to pet a dog? XD
IIRC You can also become the rich man’s poolboy, that also counts as a good ending.
“Well everyone. Time to sell some products to the Eye of Sauron.”
when there is murder in the title you know it’s gonna be good
exactly ;-)
Everything anything to do with graystillplays you know it will be good
When there's murder in the title you know it's Gray
murdering my gf at 3 am challenge (gone wrong) (got arrested)
@@koisj8310 f
Goes up to death:"my time is up, kill me or die." "you know I can't die right?"
3:13 the seven market beasts sound like a reference to the Seven Deadly Sins 😂
This is a game where the NPCs get their revenge on Gray.
Gray: talk to strangers
Me: talks to stranger who seems to be florida men
Florida men: shoves an alligator down my throat
Florida man would be proud
like.... several?
at once?
Oh it's Tuesday already
M mm m alligator
Me: *Sees title*
Also me: Huh, you're usually on the other end of that... actually, no, you're usually robbing the store.
7:36 So homeless Joe lives in a house?
"Well, I died a bunch of different ways and then I became an eternal sales being, sounds good! I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep!"
-GrayStillPlays 2020
Ok, but the Protagonist energy is so electric, sarcastic and acurrate in some way.
I love it.
Woow, finally something that is acually compared to my life..
Except getting skinned
@Definitely a human Did you just make a sale?
My mom: Never talk to strangers
Me: ok
Gray: we will see about that..
Isnt that what a folklore devil is? An eternal sales being.
Gray: *ascends*
Me: *mildly short of breath* it's beautiful
6:05 Well at least it's not you this time
The customers and art in this game are glorious!
11:00: “Before you go sticking your hand inside a hole...” Either that was on purpose or you have just set yourself up in front of the whole internet my friend.
I truly wonder how many innocent souls were extraculated from existence in today's video of absolute pain and tremendous sadness.
“That’s good I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep”
Have I been doing videos in my sleep?
“I’m going to go cry myself to sleep” absolute MOOD
14:35 I believe that this is Spleens... Ain't no cat as evil...
When you realize that you just watched a greystillplays video and loved every second of it.
Lord Molesticlese the Mighty...
Go through and get all the endings like you did with Air Marty. I wanna see how weird these endings get.
It’s a good job, everyone should be in the murder weapon business for some work experience for later in life!
3:33 this is clearly the house of Florida man
Never thought of sales incarnate as a briefcase. That's deep.
"well i died a bunch of different ways and i become and eternal salesbeing... sounds good im going to go cry myself to sleep"
sounds even better when you dont have context
I want to die by being eaten by a catopus while making a Lord of the Rings reference...
My girlfriend questions me whenever I watch you. I don't question tho.
@Budy the brianiac and my gf watches your gf
@Budy the brianiac no u
I question your girlfriend.
"IT'S LIKE A TENTACLE CAT!" Dude never sounded more excited~ Other then when Florida Man wins XP
14:03
THAT WAS A HOLLOW KNIGHT REFERENCE!!!
HSGSHSG THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO--
Hey gray how did you get this far?
“Cigarettes and anti depressants.”
The abbsy is easily the best character
Title: ‘ got a job selling murder tools - GrayStillPlays
Me: Who else could get a job that lets you sell murder tools?
It’s Gray!!!!
Gray: I’m gonna cry myself to sleep
Me: Gray you need a hug and food
Imagine having a dark hole knock on your door, as your house floats above a abyss and a massive eyes, the voice booms, “Would you like to buy anything?”
You shiver in fear, as everything outside is being eaten alive, you say “Y-yes!” in fear, the abyss reaches out and grabs your legs as you grip onto your floor as there’s 3 ways, be torn in half, be eaten or live. You try to get up but the fear is making you sweat, as fingers start to peel off of the wood, you fall and you are now part of the abyss.
me sad vibin: :,(
gray uploads:
me sad vibin but w a smile: :,)
*I love the yeet effect that always have in the vid*
Gray: *I am here to kill myself.*
Therapist: And how do you plan to do that?!
Gray: *By selling weapons.*
No one:
Gray: well, now we’re killing ourselves with dirty jokes
Hey Gray today's my birthday and i love that you played this game today i was anticipating a sequel
“I’m a robot butler”
*Overwatch intensifies*
“Welcome back to the only game where you have a one or to chance of skinning your alive” -gray 2020 Oooo skin me alive heck yes
i love this game its rlly fun to watch
You either sell long enough to die a depressed salesman or you becomes Sales itself...
"I will cry myself to sleep" I died after that
I watched various gameplays of this game, but Gray's is sooo funny 😂
Gotta get this game 😂😂
I would love to see more of this game. There must be so many possibilities, and your reactions are so funny. Thank you for the laughs.
1 in 2 chance of being skinned alive
*I like those odds*
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: *laughs at a man destroying humanity*
That last one is just your character evolving into SCP 1879
YOU SOUND SO DIFFERENT NOW! BEEN A VIEWER SINCE 2016 WHEN YOU PLAYED ARK AND FORGOT ABOUT YOU... I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH
I love it, how surprised Grey is every time he actually makes a sale XD
“Well, I died a bunch of different ways and then I became an eternal sales being. Sounds good, I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep.”
Yaaayyyyy I hope they have some candy :)
“And this time the robot is legitimately the creature answering the door, because its owner is too busy getting wasted at 3 o’clock in the afternoon.”
“Lord Molesticles the Mighty came to the door.”
GrayStillPlays, 2020
I only discovered your channel yesterday snd i LOVE IT.
Gray your commentary is solid gold!
So what I learned from this, I should befriend a Abyss
When the sun is a thicc redhead
14:03 oh, so it's Hollow Knight. It's straight the Void from Hollow Knight.
Void, no offense, but I kinda don't want to loose my mind... and emotions... and gender, and thought...
And if I fulfill my propose, my body to the Radiance.
"Hello human", (around 11:00) how did it guess what I say to greet random people on the street. I also say, "Hello fellow beings that live in this plain of existence"
Gray has made a video 5 days in a row. That makes me happy!😀
Gray: posts video
Me: *Absorbs every atom of grays video*
I was having a horrible day, thanks for the laughs bro. Cheers.
I guess that after joining with the abyss, you at least can probably have a good shot at the glowing goddess of sales hot secretary chick :D
Try to kill the Sims by showering so much also please heart
“It’s just a dude that looks slightly like a Jedi.” Gray sold something to Kanan Jarrus
You need to play this game MORE I LOVE THIS
Yes. I was waiting for this for a while
Grays video titles don’t need caps anymore. It speaks for itself now.
What happened to the classic games like Planet Coaster and Universe Sandbox?
Pretty sure they just ran outta paste to eat and the wires looked like big tasty danger noodles.
6:15 I like how casual this being is with his being a sacrificing cult leader
Love the end. That's like my job. You are great at this you cannot be promoted because we need you here. PS that's why I suck at my job.
Yeah, I play talk to strangers irl and got kidnapped. 9/10 Would recommend. Got out of bad house. Could have bought me more food tho.
Literally every ad talking about how to do something: 7:02
Backfire by hiring murderous Elmo and getting an army of excellently trained troops.
Molestacleas the mighty is now the name of my next D and D character
Yay! New Gray!
Whoa that redhead was a freaking angel? I already thought she was one but not literally.
You know it’s God damn good when You make a Depressed Eye of Sauron
Your Trainee
And he is Very Obedient
lol I can just imagine Gray dealing with some one irl who wants to die and he'd be like "Don't die." and that person is like "Why?" and he'd say "Because that"s MY job."
me: i'm feeling awfully peaceful today *lets see if gray posted a video*
me: *sees this*
me: sees this *surprised pikachu face*
also me: ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜʳ