John Danaher Explains Breadsticks to Joe Rogan [Full Sketch]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 มิ.ย. 2021
- So many people enjoyed the parody of John Danaher explaining breadsticks to Joe Rogan, I thought it would be funny to post the sketch by itself. According to viewers there was apparently some sort of metaphor in the breadstick bit? I never intended there to be one but I guess it sort of makes sense. Something about your ability to grapple allowing you to choose whether or not you go to the ground in a streetfight? I guess?
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This version should be better for sharing!
Gotta say, you are a mad genius with impersonations. Need more of that!
Hell yeahhh!!!
Please just change your channel to Danaher skits. It's what the world needs. Why won't you think of the world?!?
This danaher impression is Mike's proudest moment lol
I want part 2
The subtlety, attention to detail and bang on impressions make this a killer. The fact that this is a niche, inside joke make this even better. I truly believe that.
Ok, so... what do you wanna get?
If you just do John Danaher impressions from now on, I wouldn't mind 🤣
Second this!
Me too! @@s.n.9485
If you make a pizza and discard the crust, it's energy spent and wasted. The moment you don't order a side of sauce with your pizza, you're throwing away money. The question is, why aren't they selling the crust? Because their job is to sell pizza. They want you to discard the crust and order breadsticks. My job, is to teach you the recognition of the great faults of consuming a pizza. We must take a step back and take a look at it. I think we've done a great job in teaching people about the crust, but there's still two more faults to look at.
I cried when i read this
@@southtexasdeath Haha, thanks!
I like crust
I just eat the crust. Like, I might use some kind of sauce or something, but usually just on it's own
@@bruce4139 Same.
Spot-on impression. Wow!
Do you do BJJ too?!
15% of a slice of pizza. Bruh this had me dying
It's funny cuz I can actually picture Icy Mike saying that
“So, they’re the same?” THERE IS A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE JOE ROGAN
The background sounds stopped, and i felt that in my soul
The only inaccuracy is not saying Joe Rogan at the end of every other sentence
also Joe should have said at some point "a buddy of mine"
Getting Joey Diaz vibes
"I wonder if there's any difference between the dipping sauce they give you for bread sticks and the pizza sauce. Hey Jamie. Pull that up."
And Joe Rogan approving of ordering such an unhealthy food
I was thinking "Have you done DMT?"
“We can get some breadsticks” was delivered in such a relatable way and I can’t explain it...
I know exactly what you mean. That was an ad lib lol. I was in the moment!
@@hard2hurt looking forward to your Acting Masterclass.
I can explain it to you Joe. You see, the human mind has evolved in such a way, that we are drawn to patterns that are familiar to us. And that is what gets your attention Joe.
I believe that in any situation where one can relate without being able to explain the why and how, you will find a familiar pattern. Can you tell me where the pattern was in that situation Joe? ... Joe? Joe, where ar you going?!
HAHA!! 😂
The man has a talent ...
@@richardgomez1151 Maybe two.
@@thedogrunner deff he is realy good with impressions and legit funny
"Oh, you're nearly there, Joseph, but there's something that you're missing!"
LMFAO. Omg I died when "Danaher" started eating pizza with the fork and knife. This is 100% spot on. Great parody.
“Look if you want breadsticks just…”
😂
You've missed your calling. You are unbeaten in whatever the hell you're doing here.
The King of Nothingham!
This is why Rogan needs like 2 years between Johns appearances lmao. Gotta recharge.
I want to see you parody Icy Mike.
That would cause a black hole to open up and destroy us all. Confounding irony.
I thought this was an Icy Mike video from the thumbnail
Oh never mind, I get it
"The reason that people order breadsticks is to have control" oh my God dude 🤣
Omg his "I'm sorry I'm an a$$hole Joe, but you know I had to" was so good!
His accent was on point!
That part had me dying. Down to the tight smile and finger point. The entire thing is hilarious.
I was already laughing pretty hard by the end, but when you hit me with the '15% of a slice of pizza' bit I totally lost it. 🍕
Mike should make a full compilation of this skits
Absolutely, his skit-ism is only rivaled by his combat expertise! Excellent recommendation.
Yes!
that danaher impression is *dead-on!* dude's conversational style is more uncomfortable than a ryan hall leglock.
Imagine cuddling ryan hall.
@@saintsocramnymaia5511 gross.
Not true. He speaks clearly and is very informative. It's perfect
@@DrGetgood Every time Danaher talks he sounds like a famous university professor working for the government in an alien invasion movie
@@carrie7225 It’s the guru syndrome. Guy giving Joe Rogan the spanish inquisition on his own show was socially awkward and actually plain rude. It’s like he had to be the master and he’s treating Joe as his student instead of as a peer.
This is too accurate 😂
This should win an award.
I have no idea what award would even be fitting, but there should be such an award...
...and this sketch should win it.
Not a lot of competition in the space so probably yeah lol
And the Oscar for the best John Danaher impression goes to...
This is so good, Mike! How are all of the martial arts TH-camrs so damn good at doing sketches like this? SNL should take note.
This is what I fear I am when I talk to my friends :/
Same... yikes.
Yes. Been there.
Even down to the detail of "joseph", everything in this sketch was nailed. Truly, a masterpiece
My god this is genius - pure genius. I would watch a channel of just various adventures John Danaher gets in with Rogan and other celebrities.
That was a shockingly effective sketch leading to catastrophic destruction of my intercostal muscles due to laughter.
Bro! In my opinion you are a comedic genius. 🤣
Yes! Icy mike is weirdly talented at a lot of things!
Yes, he is a true phenom! A shooting star in the sky above the Grand Canyon on a warm summery night! I think we can all agree on that! Bruce Lee in comparison was a shooting akin to the Aurora borealis as seen on a chilly mid summer Night in Fairbanks Akaska. Basically I'm saying he is quite talented lol 😆
“I’m an asshole sorry I had to” even that was accurate
Icy Mike would be an excellent guest on JRE
yeah JD certainly eats pizza with a fork and knife, this guys impression is too good.
Those little extra details like that are great
Lmao the full version
Are this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time definitely your best impersonation yet
This is one of your best works yet! Its so perfect! Having just watched Lex Fridman's podcast with Danaher, this is absolutely on point!
This is so good. Your impressions are spot on! Great times, thank you!
Wooooow. It actually came back full circle and made sense 😂
This sketch was so massively epic. Almost as if a messenger came down from the spiritual realm of realization and intuition and guided your hand in making this script, Mike. Now, we must ask why you were chosen and not some other bloke to have this massive responsibility to craft the perfect sketch. The sketch that combines the perfect balance of comedy, acting a-bilty, camera general-ship, which is similar to ring generalship but with a com-era, and also contains culinary insight sighting in on what some perceive as a simple food but is actually an expression of Nietzsche-eske philosophical ideals & political pieties associated with modernity. I simply cannot sum up in a sufficient number of words what an epic, spiritual journey it was to watch this sketch not once but now twice. Twice Mike, because perfection is not meant to be expressed just once but rather twice....(ect continued..)
Dammit, Mike, now anytime I'm watching Danaher's instructionals I start giggling about breadsticks.
Somebody, please send it to John Danaher, he needs to see this.
I have watched this so many times, honestly the best you've done I think the Rokas skit gives it a run for it's money through
oh my god, this is the best video I've ever seen, its sad only a small percent of the population will understand how spot on it is
This is so good, you should do more of these videos! This is so important I am going to say it again. This is so good, you should do more of these videos!
Lol the extra mouth noise is key to the Danaher impression. 🤣
Greetings from a Belgian fan in Tanzania!🌴🥊🔥 I've been learning from and enjoying your videos these last 6 months, Mr IcyMike😎, and this comedybit was genius! You nailed that impression 110%! Keep making videos also with Sensei Seth please👍
You are unbelievably good at this. I think you should make a compilation of all the impressions you did.
This left we wanting some bread sticks
This is the kind of video that gets a channel to 1m subs
I have to admit, that I did not know who John Danaher is. Checking it after the video, I have to say: the performance was dead on! 😂 The mannerisms, the seriousness about topics others wouldn‘t even bother to think about. Perfect!
This was friggin awesome! You guys are as funny as you are talented at making good videos! Love it
Your real mistake was not going to Sweet Frog afterwards - good lord the amount of toppings John could debate you with would be astounding.
THIS IS AWESOME! 🤣 Not just the impressions, but concept of the parody! GENIUS! 🤣💯
Your facial expressions as John were spot on😂👏👏
This the type of content I subscribed for!!
Why are the manorisms this accurate 😂😂
Icy Mike’s impressions of other martial arts and MMA people are some of my favorite things on the internet, even when I don’t recognize the people in the sketch
You nailed this shit! It's them! Minus the part where Joe suggests taking DMT in a float tank while doing jujutsu after eating some elk... Also, do Alex Jones with Joe Rogan.
I belive that this whole sketch was just an exuse to let Mike share his pizzacrust-marinarasauce lifehach with us... yes I truely belive that...
The punchline was worth the 3 and a half minutes. Nice Nice
The key to a John Dahner impression, is making that wet sound when you open your mouth
One of your best ones yet - hilarious! 👍
The timing on this is heat bro!!!! With him just being on the Rogan show, what type of insight you got 👀🥶😂😂😭😭💪🏼❤️
Well this is based on their first one. I really wish i would have got it out sooner to see if it had time to get to them and maybe get a mention.
It's good to have the right haircut already in place when you do an impression of someone ,) Congrats, very funny
Well, to be fair...having a completely shaved head can lend itself to a plethora of wigged opportunities!
Speaking of shaving and wiggery, why Henry Cavill went along with the studio executives decision to make him keep his dumb looking moose-stache while he was shooting Mission Impossible Fallout & Batman v Superman back to back. His face looked so insanely (bad) cgi altered in Justice League lol. Why couldn't they just let him shave the damn thing FOR REAL and put on a fake mustache for MI 6?
That said, if Mike stays bald he can always throw on a wig to become...say...Jesse Enkamp (again) easily instead of waiting to grow out his hair when he does the next (fingers crossed 🤞) Karate Nerd skit!
His skits are just so damn good!
Seriously, I cant get enough of this!!! I watched it at least a dozen times already 😆
Holy cow... that's a SPOT ON John Danaher! I wish that bit had been longer. Well done.
I was hoping to get this video
thx dude
It's got low views, but this was great man. Danahar was a real reptillian on that episode. Hilarious
The JD impression is on point and the dialouge is very well written LOL . Keep
Up the 👌👌 work
That was a f****** epic impression. Literally perfect even down to the choice of rash guard
For a second I thought this was about Ramsey Dewey.
He's not English though.
@@johngr1747 if I'm not wrong his mom is
@@johngr1747 Neither is Danaher
This is absolutely gold
LMAO John Danaher really would use a knife and fork on Brooklyn style pizza
brilliant, please more of them
I've been waiting for this impression.
It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. You crack me up a lot.
“You’re nearly there Joseph” killed me
Its honestly astounding how many mannerisms you captured in your impression. You feel like a different person altogether as danaher. Pretty nuts actually.
The Danaher impression is actually sooo good hahaha.
“People order breadsticks because they want control.👨🏻🦲” 😂😂
I watch a lot of your videos and have never felt a need to comment until now. That was fucking amazing!
Your John Danaher impression is insanely good!
Man all I want for Christmas is for Joe and John Danaher to respond to this
Every time I watch this, I forget it’s a set up for a leglock punchline, lmao.
This video is art
Great sketch you should keep doing these
That John Danaher impression is so spot on! You could literally close your eyes and forget for a moment that it's Icy Mike, lol!
Awesome 👌
Bro, this shit is spot on. You gotta keep doing these.👏👏👏👏
This is of my favorite vids ever!!
srsly ur best one yet! 👌😂
You are so fucking cool 😂 keep doing all the things you do Mike!
The ending fucking got me 😂
Awesomely hilarious video as always Coach Mike!!
Hey Coach, I was wondering at some point if you could make a video on your thoughts on hard knuckle gloves as a self defence tool (as opposed to say, brass knuckles). They’re quite fashionable and have the added benefit of delivering a powerful punch. And they’re legal here and can be found at any army surplus store, or even Walmart.
Thanks and cheers!
Unintentional ASMR - I’ve just been watching this over and over 😂
yoooo! i cant get passed 30 seconds!!! hahahahaha the danaher impression is prolly best impression EVER OF ANY HUMAN!
This is amazing! My wife and I have been quoting this for days, and she doesn't even do BJJ (but she hears me watching Danaher videos). 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I have been binging Danaher videos the past couple days too... this is fucking perfect!... long time follower, first time comment
This is Amazing !
I like both these chaps And ... that's just brilliant !
Knife and fork pizza... I'm fucking dead!!! 💀 😂 💀 😂
I've watched this 3 times and enjoy it every time 😆
Dude i love this mike you need your one tv show !! 😂😂✌💯👏👏👏👏👏