I just noticed, if you look at the bottom right corner at 2:35, you can still see the dude that got pretzeled, and even better instead of helping him everyone is just gathered around just kinda observing and admiring him
@@Pulang_Diwa I saw on an extra behind the scenes that it was a real dude getting pretzeled but it wasn’t the actors you see on screen. They just added there face over the stunt guy. He shows up on a cameo in the meeting when we meet the walbridge guy (the bad guy of the movie). I believe he was the guy to the right of the dude that says that hummus is a “very tasty...diarrhea like substance” I believe is what he said. And if I remember correctly, he was a young looking dark haired American dude
As someone who is full Australian, I can attest that this is indeed the exact accent all the half Australian half Mount Everest kids I grew up with. I'll never forget all the Sabich and Jachnun we would eat together.
This is one of the most serious roles Nick Swardson has done. That and as the store employee in Click. Most of the roles Swardson has done have him being very kooky and eccentric.
I felt that Rob Schneider looked kinda unrecognizable. Same with Adam Sandler. Though Schneider is more known for playing those kinds of roles than Sandler is. I think this is the only time Adam Sandler played a role where he looks unrecognizable. But they were both great in the movie. And all the other films they did together.
Dude's Mom: Australia, it must be really nice out there since they got rid of the *Apartheid* Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much *cooler* I love how both of them don't know what the hell are they talking about.
Whenever an accident occurs and somebody says “Let’s be glad nobody was hurt!” My first thought is ‘Not yet bitch, wait til the cops leave’ Thanks John Caparulo
I like Adam Sandler but he should have done a podcast if he wanted me to watch him fuck around with his friends. DISCLAIMER: the early days were different.
“What are you, bionic?” “Nonononono... I only like the girls.”
That one killed me lmao
Thanks anyways 🤣
@Tom Cruz .. Next scene of man who lost his goat
@@hiighway7570 what kind of goat?
@Hindu Goat..
Goat Type: Hindu 🙃
I just noticed, if you look at the bottom right corner at 2:35, you can still see the dude that got pretzeled, and even better instead of helping him everyone is just gathered around just kinda observing and admiring him
Hahahaha. I still couldn't tell if the actor really do that stunt or it was a special effect.
@@Pulang_Diwa I saw on an extra behind the scenes that it was a real dude getting pretzeled but it wasn’t the actors you see on screen. They just added there face over the stunt guy. He shows up on a cameo in the meeting when we meet the walbridge guy (the bad guy of the movie). I believe he was the guy to the right of the dude that says that hummus is a “very tasty...diarrhea like substance” I believe is what he said. And if I remember correctly, he was a young looking dark haired American dude
No no no no. 😁
Lmfao thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that until now and I've seen this movie a lot of times. Hilarious
lol, come to Western Sydney and he does sound Australian.
Hoodooos!
Would have been sold if he had a Bulldogs supporter jersey on lol.
South West maybe.
He'll fit in just fine anywhere before the bridge
So funny lol
Criminally underrated movie.
You may be Mr Fake, but your comment is completely true!
What the movies name
@@aftabkhann2314 you don't mess with the zohan
"Could you atleast change the station" changes it to something more middle eastern or more foreign 😂
That scene always cracks me up 🤣🤣
Haulf Haustralian Haulf Mount Everest. Lol
As someone who is full Australian, I can attest that this is indeed the exact accent all the half Australian half Mount Everest kids I grew up with. I'll never forget all the Sabich and Jachnun we would eat together.
Did this just pop up in your recommendations too?
It did in mine, but we have crappy internet here near Mt Everest outside of Dapto ... so it takes a while ...
I'm so glad you got rid of the apartheid
As someone who is also full australian, i can attest to the accuracy of this statement.
JACHNUN😭
"you do not want to be throwing bicycles" just everything about his approach is perfect
One night I walked out o a bar to see a massive angry drunk man throwing my bicycle. I now always lock my bicycle.
I almost fell out of my chair when I heard half Australian half Mt. Everest
🤣🤣
this movie requires watching more than once. the jokes are plentiful and first time round I obviously missed loads.
Bach in the days where he just did something random but it just worked I'm dying just remembering all the funny quirks. A the good ol carefree days
@@julienneangelocarpo2229 can't try that nowadays eh?
hah.. missed loads..
"What are you bionic?"
"No no no no no i only like the girls, thanks anyways"😂😂😂
Rob Schneider is always hilarious
Hes the best like always!
He can do it!
I no sleep, I no see World Series of poker. I'm dead! Rob is genius!
Ppl forget how popular WSOP was at midnight and early AM in 2007-2009.
Guy: where are you from
Zohan: (coughs up flem) khaustralia
Guy: really, you sound middle eastern
Zohan: no no no similar accent, khhangarooo
2:38 - "Whose logsieb do I have to schlug?!"
Gets me everytime. 😂
I was 11 when this came out. So many of these jokes went over my head 😂
one of his best movies and no one mentions this one.
HANGerOO See?
That's because the core Sander's audience don't recognize this one. This is more a guilty pleasure type of movie.
"Salami, bologna, applesauce!" 🤣🤣🤣
hello my name applesauce
Smell it, smellt it, smell it, smell it, now take it. XD
This guy is straight out of Bankstown.
🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
My main complain is the misrepresentation of the affordability of apartments in NYC in this clip
-"Woah, are you bionic?"
-"nonononoO, I only like the girls"
😂
This is one of the most serious roles Nick Swardson has done. That and as the store employee in Click. Most of the roles Swardson has done have him being very kooky and eccentric.
What are you? Bionic?
No no no,I only like the girls. I bet Sandler 100 percent made that moment.
Most of these lines must have gone over my head when I watched this
Rob Schneider's dope asf
Rob Schneider is a stapler
I felt that Rob Schneider looked kinda unrecognizable. Same with Adam Sandler. Though Schneider is more known for playing those kinds of roles than Sandler is. I think this is the only time Adam Sandler played a role where he looks unrecognizable. But they were both great in the movie. And all the other films they did together.
@UnjustifiedRecs hi fcukface..better than ur toxic life..ginger..
@UnjustifiedRecs this is his mums account
@@jayreynolds57 remove the face from your name.but still nice name🤡🤡!
I fucking love this movie bro🤣🤣🤣
Dude's Mom: Australia, it must be really nice out there since they got rid of the *Apartheid*
Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much *cooler*
I love how both of them don't know what the hell are they talking about.
OMG i just noticed this line for the first time! it is so funny
Lol
But they do, the rest of us don’t
Mate I'm Aussie and don't even know what Apartheid means.
@@danielquinn9 search Apartheid South Africa mate. From a Victorian Aussie
australia gets rid of apartheid
Zohan: "Oh YES!! the weather is much cooler"
This is movie made it right under the line before movies turned to shit.
"smell it smell it smell it.. now take it"
That sounds like me with my.... ahmmm..
"Apple who?!" 😂😂
2:50 always get me😂
“What is happening?” 💀
what's this masterpiece
Oh yes, the weather is much cooler 😆
I'd love to see the behind the scenes on those foot uppercuts.
I love the part when he's fixing his duck lol
2:09 measuring his junk lol
if you listen closely he's adjusting it like a chiropractor
the scene of the guy in the taxi is amazing
You said you wanted pretzel smell it shell it now take it 🤣
1:14 the only person who can perfect such a human pretzel is Lori loud!
"No no no no no no know i only like the girls"
Such skills from a guy who is half Australian and half Mt. Everest.
Half Mount Everest.
salami baloney applesauce with the hand gesture lmao
סלאמי בולוני אפל סוס חחחחח גדול!
אין על זוהאן! מזל טוב סנדלר! ❤️🤟
Stay away from my business, mustafa 😂😂
1:25 It's all beseder xD..I only like the girls...
2:10 I am *HAUSTRALIAN* xD
Adam is extremely handsome in this film
Why is he just leaving the bicycle there? It can still be fixed.
Hilarious 😂...Rob Schneider is also hilarious as the guy Zohan confiscated the goat 🐐 from 🤣
Lesson of the story and 99% of movies: Violence solves everything.
2:53 iTs bULL-sHAlaHaH!!!
😂🤣😂 As an Aussie I can tell you where I’m from people sound very different to this fella I’m guessing he’s from Western Sydney or maybe Melbourne. 😂🤣😂
Khalf khaustralian 🔥🔥🔥
What are you bionic 😂😂 I use this line all the time
Want some chickens........no no no no....i fix for you
You do not want to be throwing bicycles.
What are you ? Bionic ???
No no no no no ! I only like the girls ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny as hell 👍
Ya know in a nice way, she is a "Good mom".
I love Borat!
"yes its the feet, its the feet uppercut!"
"SLAMI< BOLOGNA< APPLESAUSE"
The NOBEL Peace Prize to Adam Sandler! I was in a VHS-store in Tel Aviv and they only had this movie. 157 copies of it...
Australia they just made that name up.
Paul Mitchell is The God of Hair.
KHalf Mount everest 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love the Zoltan x
I will be working with paul mitchell, As soon as I find out where they are hiding him.. lmao
Scrappy have another knedlach
Hihihi! "Be nice! He could be a terrorist."
Genius
“It’s bullshlacka..”
That taxi driver is rob Schneider
I love how he said Bull Shlaha
0:50-1:30 Every rules of physics in bollywood...
Show this movie to your barber and hairdresser. Silly movie.
Almost Oscar Nominee Adam Sandler🤣
Hahaha i only like the girls. That line always gets me hahahah
Come to Perth they're everywhere
What are you bionic?
No i just like the girls
Thanks anyways
He thought he meant bisexual.
@2:09 so funny
You look good
I’m not bionic, I only like the girls haha
I ❤️ this movie 😁
Half Australian. Haulf Australian. Haulf Paul Mitchell. And Haulf Megaware Australian Man.
bro the mom in this movie was so fucking fine to me as a kid
"it's bull shlakha"
This is not my name who told you this 😂
That is the most Israeli thing ive ever seen
I'm having a fantasy where Putin and his successors are twisted into a pretzel.
This was a frickin funny movie... Great to watch to take one away from the worlds craziness for a while.
EDIT: Rob Schneider stole this movie IMO.
Whenever an accident occurs and somebody says “Let’s be glad nobody was hurt!” My first thought is ‘Not yet bitch, wait til the cops leave’ Thanks John Caparulo
02:36 "whos lojsi do i have to schulj???" jajajjaaj wtf
I like Adam Sandler but he should have done a podcast if he wanted me to watch him fuck around with his friends. DISCLAIMER: the early days were different.
The Salami part of Kazakhstan.
Full video please bro
I’m also Australia and half Mount Everest
He said "everything is okay" in Hebrew
Half Hostrailian half Mount Everest !!!
I looooove this mmoooooooovieeeeee