The "impaled by a shaft of frozen urine from a passing plane's toilet facility" is a regular motif in Chris Morris's stuff I've noticed. It always produces a very powerful sensation in my brain and body.
"What he didn't know is that he and Lindsey were about to make a flight neither of them would ever forget. Even if their brains were erased with mind rubbers." Of all the quotes and jokes, this one gets me every single time.
What I can’t get over is how, far from being stung by such brilliantly biting satire, the real BBC news seems to regard this series as some kind of template!
The great Rebecca Front. Still performing, still on top-rated TV shows, she kind of abandoned comedy after working with Morris and Ianucci afaik. I'm not inferring that they put her off t for life, just that she wanted to expand her repertoire. Or you could just look up her wikipedia page.
Wow, I’d seen that picture making the rounds saying that it was a 1977 picture of an old lady who died after urine leaked off of a flying plane and froze by the time it pierced the lady, killing her instantly.
@@FourJamLions Hah. I guessed that, I just don't remember ever seeing it on the DVD. It was a pleasant surprise during an otherwise often watched clip.
I love that the news team regularly makes the situations they report on worse. Chris has no qualms that a guy died reliving a traumatic incident for the sake of his news show.
_the steel vulture of beelzebub was now just seconds away from the children's soft heads. . ._ when will people learn about looking at their watch?! we need stricter laws on all forms of wrist-clock technology before any more people could possibly get hurt, maybe.
If you're going to get a Pocket Shepherd, and I urge you all to do so. Then don't buy from Amazon. Their electronics section is patchy at best and quite possibly fatal if that's where you purchase your Pocket Shepherd.
This had to be the funniest segment day today did, the ridiculous turns of events in the story, the parody of news reporter idioms and phrases, i couldnt breathe from laughing that hard the jokes were packed in so perfectly one after another, i think the only funnier incident was the train passengers that went wild after a signal box malfunction in episode 6.
I promise I'm not THAT slow but it took me at least 2 years of catching the show (PROGRAM, dammit, PROGRAM, I'm no nationalist but I refuse to indulge in spreading this hegemony of Americanisms to this shore! And I'm really not a nationalist....I'm like the fifth lion, but I believe in The Propaganda of the Deed as opposed to Jihad) the first time watching re-runs, watching VCRS--it took me that damn long to realise that the serial killer was called Chapman Baxter in every "Barbra Wintergreen On Death Row" sketch! Okay maybe I am a bit slow
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The "impaled by a shaft of frozen urine from a passing plane's toilet facility" is a regular motif in Chris Morris's stuff I've noticed.
It always produces a very powerful sensation in my brain and body.
You wouldn't forget that sensation even if your mind was erased with mind rubbers
It gave me a compound nervous breakdown
The mints next to the old ladies telephone was a nice touch.
"What he didn't know is that he and Lindsey were about to make a flight neither of them would ever forget. Even if their brains were erased with mind rubbers."
Of all the quotes and jokes, this one gets me every single time.
The steam vulture of beelzebub was now just second away from the children's soft heads
"After 10 minutes of shooting the incident, she called for help" LMAO
@Seaworth in the future, it will sound like a feature length film or their entrance exam into a decent school
Lol as she pointed a full television camera out of her window
What I can’t get over is how, far from being stung by such brilliantly biting satire, the real BBC news seems to regard this series as some kind of template!
This is a mock of "999", a real life accident TV series presented by Michael Burke...done extremely well :D
I was at a party last night and met a shepherd. I showed him this. He only fucking knew the shepherd and the dog. Met them in 96.
I love the bowl of mints beside the telephone...reminds me of my Grandmother.
The old woman up a stick in a field is the icing on the cake. They do 4 minutes of ridiculousness and then just top it off.
"All bodily fluids shown are the ones which actually emerged at the time."
That's cool keeping the actual bodily fluids for the shoot. I guess they kept them chilled at 2° which is the correct temperature.
It has to be said: Rebecca Front's got it.
She was bonny back then.
Nice to see Nicola Murray's earlier career in television presenting.
Less clown make up
- IT'S A CAMCORDER -
I love the copyright of M Tucker amazing
Air is soft and easy to slice
Remedy Malahide.I think I've finally fallen in love.
The old lady filming? I guess she's kinda hot.
The great Rebecca Front. Still performing, still on top-rated TV shows, she kind of abandoned comedy after working with Morris and Ianucci afaik. I'm not inferring that they put her off t for life, just that she wanted to expand her repertoire. Or you could just look up her wikipedia page.
LOL at the pocket-shepherd! xD "It costs just £59..."
'...a dangerous design.'
In the early days of the internet, those frozen urine photos were passed off as genuine. In 2018 I'm guessing they still could be.
I was just reading about it on Snopes, so it's still making the rounds, LOL!
Wow, I’d seen that picture making the rounds saying that it was a 1977 picture of an old lady who died after urine leaked off of a flying plane and froze by the time it pierced the lady, killing her instantly.
They are genuine, I've seen them on the internet.
Captured by Mrs. Mandy Hell
..... *let me tell you about 2020 my sweet summer child*
This is the most superb use of the English language that has ever happened.
The steel vulture of beelzebub
mind rrubbberrs
I love my pocket shepherd.
I JUST STUMBLED ON TO GOLD WHAT THE FUCK
reminds me of the old 'tomorrows world'.
the chopper skit is defo a parody of 999
Remarkable high quality
I've never seen the bit with guy having fallen out of the helicopter before!
it's a deleted scene i added, that's why
@@FourJamLions Hah. I guessed that, I just don't remember ever seeing it on the DVD. It was a pleasant surprise during an otherwise often watched clip.
I love that the news team regularly makes the situations they report on worse. Chris has no qualms that a guy died reliving a traumatic incident for the sake of his news show.
Just £59, a small price to pay.
_the steel vulture of beelzebub was now just seconds away from the children's soft heads. . ._
when will people learn about looking at their watch?! we need stricter laws on all forms of wrist-clock technology before any more people could possibly get hurt, maybe.
Mandy Hell walked her brother often.
In two of my local fields are women up a stick. On Sundays I take them a roast dinner no matter what the weather.
If you're going to get a Pocket Shepherd, and I urge you all to do so. Then don't buy from Amazon. Their electronics section is patchy at best and quite possibly fatal if that's where you purchase your Pocket Shepherd.
I can confirm that they were later found to have a dangerous design.
They are not real
@@Stantheman848 woosh
I also enjoy crop surveillance. However I'm not sure my cat would manage the controls if I got into trouble.in my helicopter.
This had to be the funniest segment day today did, the ridiculous turns of events in the story, the parody of news reporter idioms and phrases, i couldnt breathe from laughing that hard the jokes were packed in so perfectly one after another, i think the only funnier incident was the train passengers that went wild after a signal box malfunction in episode 6.
Wow, just watched this after the real pile up on the M5! Funny sketch though!
Is that Suggs in the control tower?
Nowadays field reporters are struggling *because* anyone has just a camera and can record news whenever they happen, so they face stiff competition.
It's your blood
News Jiffy
Good stuff
I remember the programme The Day Today. I thought it was really funny and pushed some boundaries for its time. Bomb dogs.
I still carry my pocket shepherd to this day. Had no use for it yet, but better safe than sorry eh?
never leave home without it.😂
Perhaps not, but you're a ruddy hero in my eyes all the same x
Link for the pocket shepherd?
lol, first minite....this happened and is now called youtube.
Nobody asking why there was an old lady on a stick.
Must be a reason. British guys are cool.
It's an ancient British method of birth control.
How did you get hold of the deleted scene
DVD
Camcorder. Oh how I hate that word. Genutainment, however, should be in the dictionary.
I promise I'm not THAT slow but it took me at least 2 years of catching the show (PROGRAM, dammit, PROGRAM, I'm no nationalist but I refuse to indulge in spreading this hegemony of Americanisms to this shore! And I'm really not a nationalist....I'm like the fifth lion, but I believe in The Propaganda of the Deed as opposed to Jihad) the first time watching re-runs, watching VCRS--it took me that damn long to realise that the serial killer was called Chapman Baxter in every "Barbra Wintergreen On Death Row" sketch!
Okay maybe I am a bit slow
I laughed.........
Why ? It's serious man. A guy died.