There is this guy in my science class, hes a bit of a show off and this one time he tripped over my foot and made a huge fuss out of it. The teacher told him to stand outside and he gave me the most evil face anyone could do! Omg it the best thing ever 😹😹😹
i also have a friend or a bully i accidently tripped my foot bc of an whitebord and she laugh at me she try to 'roast me' for o reaon :/ i finnaly got a SMsIgGlE cringey bully
I love how the kid claimed to be a “black belt” in karate when he doesn’t even specify what style he practices. Also, Black belts aren’t all that tough. A mediocre boxer can woop a Tang Soo Do karate competitor without even much cost. Thai boxing is a different story though.
I took karate when I was younger- I’m 99% sure that we made this pledge to not start fights, and to only use karate for self-defense. So that’s how you can tell that kid was *not* a black belt.
Same but the kid said he was in the military in 7th grade. In band, every time he took a quiz, he would fail miserably and cry, or he would cry about how he didn’t know how to play the instrument. You could never understand him because his voice sounded like water sloshing around because his mouth was always full with spit. Edit:he also told one of the popular kids that he would kill his mom and blow up his house. He got his fuckin ASS BEAT. We could call him Colin snitch (because his last name was smith) because he was like best friends with the vice principle and would snitch on everyone.
Me being a black belt and you talking about that fake black belt 👁👄👁 (Edit) my comment made no sense to me but I just like putting these faces on my comments lol 💪👁👄👁💪
When he said “ the bubble gum fairy will punch u in the face til u can’t smell no flowers no more” (that’s my wording of it) I just said to myself “I can’t smell much anyway” Also, not only am I a bit cringe to the cool kids when I was in fifth grade but my best friend Jackson was the biggest cringe at the school besides those cringey second graders
When i was in school there was this girl that had a crush on me (all the other girls told me because i was friendly with all of them) but i had a girlfriend so she basically talked about how hot that disney actor in her journal (she had disney channel journals) to try to make me jealous and every time i was with my girlfriend she was like:"i dont wanna be your friend" until i didnt care about her at all
Scrubby: *makes jokes about fat Mountain Dew kid that was “black belt”* Me, a kid which has brown belt in karate and drink 2L of Pepsi before the training:…
The whole thing about the pudding mafia reminds me of a similar "Bluebell Cookies and Cream Ice Cream Cup" bartering system we had in place. (Then everything changed when the slushie machine was installed).
Tyler Wurm no offense but not a single soul would name their Tyler but an Karen but it’s not that bad I have a cousin named karler Tyler and Karen mixed no joke
SDC _noob_jr the election happens in November 2020 but the president doesn’t take office until January 2021 if it is not trump which it will probably be
This reminded me when me and my fat friend went to another of our friends house and we were playing bodys and he just started spamming fast punches tht didnt hurt much so i started hitting fast then he fell hard then i layed down on my friends bed than he hit my d so i tackled himto the bed😂😂
This story just happened a few months ago So I was I year 5 and it was summer holiday and I was on a mission half is my class met up in the park and we had some money so we went to the shop and bought some cheetos and one of my class mates took the bag of cheetos and ran a way on there bike let's call her Julie and they got arrested on suspicion by a Santa o a bike with a nerf gun So we ran away from the cop and we lost our cheetos so he next day at school there was a cop waiting for us Becouse julie snithced on us
Now I don't know how other people work, but my parents taught me that if someone tries swings on me with a 2 liter water bottle of Mt. Dew, your suppose to beat them until they are bleeding from the eye sockets.
He should make a shirt saying
“No Joke, No Scam”
CRB Gaming i would buy that
CRB Gaming yes
I love that idea let's do it
As I was reading this, I heard him say it. I'm am spooked
No joke, no scam, he should.
Scrubs has become too strong he’s beat a kyle and a Karen.
Plut O too*
my notifications is wild. Karen is too:/
Plut O don’t forget chad
Scrubs the Karen slayer
Too*
“When they look the way beef smells”
-Scrubs, 2020
2019
2019
2019
2019*
To the people that are correcting me: I know I got the year wrong. *You don’t have to point it out.*
This kid reminds me of the “fitness is my passion”meme
@@mrdigzs nah most of them are subscriber submitted
@@mrdigzs even if they are fake it’s still entertaining so I don’t even care
Oh my god yes XD
Me after drinking one glass of water: fitness is my passion
Hell yea
Scrubs: says kid was named felix
my first though: pewds how could you
Sameee lol
Ik pewds failed us
same
Yes
My first thought was fix-it-felix
"I'm a black belt!!!"
Mom: it's that damn phone again
XD
? I don’t get it
@@mikemeza5939 moms always are "it's that damn phone" when something happens
4:03: “Idk right, Biology, Science pew pew scary science noise” - Scrubby 2019
No it's 2020
Guys it's from November 2019
Felix: throws mtn dew
Felix: *realizes that his mtn dew is gone
Felix: NOOO
The Mountain Dew gave them their powers
Yea
Yea
lol
@bruno youtube na man Felix had Plot armor
Almost choked on my pizza when he said the kung fu panda thing 😂
Forget Kung Fu Panda, He's basically the Murray.
@@neelvenkatesh1255 nice
I’m eating pizza 🤡👍
LOL KUNG FU AND KARATE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT I SHOULD KNOW I TAKE TKD AND TKD IS LITERALLY A KOREAN VERSION OF KARATE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS KILLING ME LMAO
The Feilx in my School Lies that he's rich he even said one time that he had a microwave in a TREEHOUSE
If I had a microwave in a treehouse I’m not going back inside the house.
@@bongothegongo4106 same
i mean its sort of a safety hazard but okie i mean i would find it cool
@@menofscoobistherepublic7660 treehouse hotpocket gang
Somebody is like this at my school
The dudes name is felix
Michael Causby pewds?
Bet
Oh no next there's gonna be a Karen army coming from a nether portal in China
What?
Crossover episode
The only martial art Felix was doing was sumo wrestling 🤣
We fat kids don't claim this *thing*
Wait u fat
@@Oli-Stacey nah he chunky 😆
He 2 fat
LOL
And nobody’s gonna talk about how in stranger things they could have just used a nether portal to get to the upside down
My guy why didn't they just ask this kid to break a hole between the upside down and the up down?he could tots do that with all that code red mtn dew
where would they have gotten obsidian none of them ad diamond pics
MemeAcus IcecreamAcus from creative duh
That would ruin the nether portal
How did we get this far.......
"I'M A BLACK BELT!"
Everyone: "Bro just no what are you made of?!
Some kind of liquid!?!"
Calvin: Yes, MTN Dew Code Red
“So there’s a code red explosion...”
Why do I hear boss music
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Yep...
@@Scp-pj7jt because of McCum
OMG I love PBG will fin and Jake be there!?!?
This saved me from the big sad
Lol do you watch gio films
WHOAH BIG SAD
The big sad
Deepreson depreshon depresson The Big Sad
Srbull08 yes I do watch giofilms
I just came from a video and I saw scrubby post I'm like yes save from sadness
"DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?! DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?! LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH"
Ahhhh TikTok....
i watched that one!
LOL
Kamryn Smith No
@@gutsy..16 it was from youtube before tik tok
“The two litre was too much” 😂😂😂
Ya just too much
There is this guy in my science class, hes a bit of a show off and this one time he tripped over my foot and made a huge fuss out of it. The teacher told him to stand outside and he gave me the most evil face anyone could do! Omg it the best thing ever 😹😹😹
i also have a friend or a bully i accidently tripped my foot bc of an whitebord and she laugh at me she try to 'roast me' for o reaon :/ i finnaly got a SMsIgGlE cringey bully
Scruby running out of area 51 with all his thumbnails.
Honestly lol
He do got a thumbnail tho
U mean this 😶>>>😶🗺>👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️>>>😶>>>>👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️😶>>>😶🏠
Yep
S C R U B Y
I love how the kid claimed to be a “black belt” in karate when he doesn’t even specify what style he practices. Also, Black belts aren’t all that tough. A mediocre boxer can woop a Tang Soo Do karate competitor without even much cost.
Thai boxing is a different story though.
TKD Skits and outtakes what’s Thai boxing ?
@@mathewgilbert4681 boxing but spicy
@@brendandonohue2398 what does that mean
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a living soul:
Felix: “I’M A BLACK BELT!”
"they look the way beef smells" quote of the year from scrubs
" gving your pudding but in school its crack cocaine"
Teacher: Send in more teachers code red code red!
Teacher 2: what a code red?
Teacher: Yeah on the wall!
Teacher 2: what oh I’ll get the janitor.
He says he is such a physical speciman then I would like to see him do a sit up
I'm skinny and even I can't do a proper push-up, because once I go down I will not come back up XD
On the way back down he's gonna cause pro harbor
No, stay in the invisible chair form for 10 minutes
Scrubby:"Pudding is not the greatest food ever" also Scrubby: "I stole several boxes of brownies from my school!"
You watched it to
Brownies are the dessert of the gods
Brownies are good
Felix: Me, the god, the ultimate roasting god
Me: bro the only thing you roast ate marshmellows
#savethemarshmellows
I took karate when I was younger- I’m 99% sure that we made this pledge to not start fights, and to only use karate for self-defense. So that’s how you can tell that kid was *not* a black belt.
I had somebody EXACTLY like this guy at my school lol
Edit: I never had this many likes before thank you guys TwT
Same
same
Lol everyone in you're comments said same nice lies
Same but the kid said he was in the military in 7th grade. In band, every time he took a quiz, he would fail miserably and cry, or he would cry about how he didn’t know how to play the instrument. You could never understand him because his voice sounded like water sloshing around because his mouth was always full with spit.
Edit:he also told one of the popular kids that he would kill his mom and blow up his house. He got his fuckin ASS BEAT. We could call him Colin snitch (because his last name was smith) because he was like best friends with the vice principle and would snitch on everyone.
2 possibilities, 1. This is the kid from the story, 2. Oh god the virus is spreading
1:37 I also have a person exactly like that
I should be doing my homework but i'm gonna do this instead
"His favorite move is the sitton yu"
Ngl there should be a petition so that Karens can insult each other
Yes
I swear this is basically me on some days
12:50 now that is what I call a fatality
Glory kills the mancubus
What Vsco girls say: skskskskksks
What Scrubby says: nO JOKe, No SCaM
"I am a super-duper specimen" lmao sure you are...
Great work!, I always listen to your storys while playing my games
This story describes me perfecly.
Literaly in every way
So your fat? (No offence)
The cringiest kid in my school says scrubby sucks
I say scrubs is the best
He thinks he sucks because he probaly got flamed by the man, the mith, the legend - scrubs
Lmao
You should’ve uno reverse carded him
Nobody:
Ryan after every sentence :Code Red Maintain Dew Dew the Dew
Nice pfp
This kids talk to me: I can beat you up
Me: ok kung fu panda
Me being a black belt and you talking about that fake black belt 👁👄👁
(Edit) my comment made no sense to me but I just like putting these faces on my comments lol
💪👁👄👁💪
When they look the way that beef smells lmao 😂
When he said “ the bubble gum fairy will punch u in the face til u can’t smell no flowers no more” (that’s my wording of it) I just said to myself “I can’t smell much anyway”
Also, not only am I a bit cringe to the cool kids when I was in fifth grade but my best friend Jackson was the biggest cringe at the school besides those cringey second graders
We not gonna talk about how he was playing a Sonic the Hedgehog CSGO Surf Map? No? Ok then...
Yo it’s, sad that he broke a tile😂 and I have a lot of funny stories and I would love to share, you help me when I’m stressed and make me laugh
I love the way Scrubs describes things, “the kid smell like the way beef smells” 🤣🤣
Hammond!!! Love the little guy
Karen moved in your house like to undo
Judith Johnson yeah it’s my mom tho
Ohh no
No begging
Judith Johnson UnO ReVERSe
Hello Person ok boomer
I can imagine the deva with mountain duo and Doritos but only with Felix
LMAO
‘’Stop Acting like u are the reincarnation of Bruce lee!’’
he's more ultimate than ultimate life form kars
When i was in school there was this girl that had a crush on me (all the other girls told me because i was friendly with all of them) but i had a girlfriend so she basically talked about how hot that disney actor in her journal (she had disney channel journals) to try to make me jealous and every time i was with my girlfriend she was like:"i dont wanna be your friend" until i didnt care about her at all
We didnt ask
@@kiwi.1243 and i didnt ask if you didnt ask
@@kiwi.1243 bro I did
This is a good short story
@@GhostW1thTheMost I didnt adk if you did ask
Ryan: doesn’t understand pudding
Me: Ok bOoMeR
Oh no
Ok kid....
Ok BoOmEr
Scrubby: *makes jokes about fat Mountain Dew kid that was “black belt”*
Me, a kid which has brown belt in karate and drink 2L of Pepsi before the training:…
I'm on my schools football team,a kid literally ate takis before practice,a hole bag of *takis*
@@aaronkeith6370 Football is intense BUT TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE
@@muhammadplays4201 😂😂
gotta get on that sugar rush to increase your energy
Fun Fact, I'm a blue red or blue belt[I forgot]
"the 2 liter was too much" I almost died
The whole thing about the pudding mafia reminds me of a similar "Bluebell Cookies and Cream Ice Cream Cup" bartering system we had in place. (Then everything changed when the slushie machine was installed).
Scrubs: talks about drinking too much Mountain Dew
Me: looks at my can of Mountain Dew
I'm here at 19 min from when you posted this
You're almost at 1Mil
"I'm a black belt and I can beat you up."
Me: "I'm a black belt and I can beat you up with the black belt alone."
When you have 15 heart attacks trying to pick up your milk
A kid was like this at my school he bragged about being a black belt until I knocked his tooth out 😂
Hayden Bennett lmao 😂 nice
did u perhaps, body slam?
Same here, but i kicked in his nose
😂💀💀
I needed something to laugh at two of my fish died to day
Rip. My fishes are named James pond and swim shady
Sorry for you loss man
Sorry, fish are good pets.
Update. Now my 2 fish died wtf
Captima rip james pond and swim shady :(
8:22 "He was roasted by me DIO"
Scrubs 2019
Edit:I changed the time
You thought you were going to win, but it was I Dio
Sjheiveirheirbeibeir jojo ref
when i heard scrubs say " code red everywhere on the walls" i was like it sounds like a murder scene
" don't you dare insult my Mountain Dew "🤣🤣
Jesus: EVERYONE MUST DRINK 2 L Red Mountain Dew
CODE red
Yo Scrubby love the vids, keep it up
Two dudes hugging drenched in Code Red Mtw.Dew.
Nobody: Ha gayyyyyyyyyy
If you keep saying stuff like "I'm so strong I can beat you with one punch" you are basically asking for a fight
Kid named filex:gets body slammed
Kyle: hold my monster
Kid: “I can beat anyone in a fight because I have a black belt!”
Me: OK BOOMER
I love you scrubby you inspired me to make a TH-cam channel
Shutup clown
Ari B oof
Stop saying the same thing on every video
Me:looks at thumbnail
Also me:shit the years haven’t treated icp good
Teachers during the fight: CODE RED!
Bubble gum princess: pulls out two Dog tags and starts beating me with them*
"When they look the way beef smells."
me hearing this tho my name is felix :_(
I would get sorry Karen merch but that's my mom's name
Only a Karen would name their child Tyler Wurm (No offense just thought it was funny)
True tho
Tyler Wurm no offense but not a single soul would name their Tyler but an Karen but it’s not that bad I have a cousin named karler Tyler and Karen mixed no joke
he roasts people like hes in a cod lobbie
"Mountain dew isn't a drink, it's a lifestyle!"
Dang it earlier at my gym class i got hit in the face by a foot ball i cant be hit in the face again
Felix is that one kid who only flexes and thinks trump should win the 2020 election
Lol it hasn't been 3 yrs though so...u can't get alected in 2020 right? I dumb idk?
SDC _noob_jr the election happens in November 2020 but the president doesn’t take office until January 2021 if it is not trump which it will probably be
SDC _noob_jr what’s wrong with liking trump
SnappedWire Trump is gonna win the election and get assaisanted shortly after, just watch
hoptrix the economy is doing great though
Sooooo
The Fortnite kids
No the kids that play rainbow six siege
Jager r/woooosh
Jager tf??.?.
Jager lay off the crack bro
Jager been taking drugs from bandit
this honestly sounds like a kid at my middle school
This story just made my day😂😂
This reminded me when me and my fat friend went to another of our friends house and we were playing bodys and he just started spamming fast punches tht didnt hurt much so i started hitting fast then he fell hard then i layed down on my friends bed than he hit my d so i tackled himto the bed😂😂
i am a ghost typing this rn
how did i die?
*i had a freaking stroke reading this*
Scrubby: no joke no sca
Me: skips 1 min later
This story just happened a few months ago
So I was I year 5 and it was summer holiday and I was on a mission half is my class met up in the park and we had some money so we went to the shop and bought some cheetos and one of my class mates took the bag of cheetos and ran a way on there bike let's call her Julie and they got arrested on suspicion by a Santa o a bike with a nerf gun
So we ran away from the cop and we lost our cheetos so he next day at school there was a cop waiting for us Becouse julie snithced on us
U sure?
@@hir1ichee25 yes
Dang that sucks and Julie is a...
@@snappydog2143 You positive?
@@iq3686 very
Me eating pretzels and cracking up at this
My parents: Looking at me weird
Thanks for all the warnings you give us it keeps us safe lol
Yes he talked about the bears
Bears fan think there going to the playoffs is 99.9%
None bears fan 0.1% chance
Avery Stanley unless your talking about “DA bears” double doinker from last season!
Finally I’m here early
Why are there dislikes when the video hasn’t even been out for how long the video is
Edit: it’s probably Karen and her husband
Its 1
Not at the time you saw it :/
Nice vid, bro I'm addicted to you're vids.
Now I don't know how other people work, but my parents taught me that if someone tries swings on me with a 2 liter water bottle of Mt. Dew, your suppose to beat them until they are bleeding from the eye sockets.