plot twist:Tootsie's mom is Cinnamon's mom and cinnamon's dad is Tootsie's dad but cinnamon and tootsie don't know their sisters so that's why we never talk about tootsie's dad or cinnamon's mom
Serena Kreyling EVEN MORE PLOT TWIST, The Manager is Cinnamon's dad and That's why you see Cinnamon at the Dollar Store so Much. Also the Money her dad is sending her is really just a Rich dude her Mom found and started gold-digging from when cinnamon was young.
@@MaryamFadhil bigger plot twist Tootsie's mom is actually cinnamon's mom and cinnamon's dad cheated on Tootsie's mom and cinnamon's dad took her with him and left tootsie with her mom that's why you never see Tootsie's dad and cinnamon's mom
Me:**watches a yt video** also me: **sees that dan and riya posted a new video** Also me: **screams of excitement and trips on the ground** Also Im okay lol but I Just don't know how they do it they play so good being other people they are like playing 10 people while they are only 2 this is amazing god bless them
Tootsies mom: dress fáncy Boss: wears flip flops Me: is that his version of fàncy Edit: omg thx for all da likes i never get any likes so thx that make me happy ^-^
*Can we appreciate that there is ONLY 2 PEOPLE playing this whole youtube channel they deserve a like and a subscription because they work so so so hard to entertain us❤️*
@@RainbowcakezXD yeah there in like what 2 3 videos they might be in it but they don’t have to do anything but dress up Dan and Rita do a lot work hard they do more than those people I can see is they were to stay but no
Nobody: Not even a single soul: Tootsie's mom: Tootsie, mother I been LIED TO. *CLOSE ALL THE SHUTTERS AND SWITCH OFF THE LIGHTS.* HE ISN'T RICH. Woah tyyyy for the likes.
Who else loves Tootsie she's my favorite she's so outgoing but I also love strawberry and raja. Honestly I wish I had friends like raja strawberry tootsie and riya
Bro the ✨struggle✨that Dan went through to keep a straight face when saying Tootsies poop wasn’t as big as an elephants 🤣 Ml the composure. I could never. 👏
Omg I love it when Riya's dad started dropping the items and everything was quite. And Daniel looked like "what the heck"I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
JESSIE and🦄❤️☺️🤗😌😘😍😚😊🐱🐶🐶💐💙🌹💗🤟🏻😌💚😘❤️😍💋😙🌃💕😚😊♥️💖💜💞☺️🤗🤙🏻🐱🐱🐈👨👩👧👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👨👩❤️👩 I have been working on the same night I love it and it looks so good and its too hot here now lol and a nice picture with my head and head on it a lot more than a couple of days ago I have to use it to be a part of the team and to be able with a good part for me in an I know that it will not work I am going to have to wait for the first time to be able to get the money back for the money I owe you for your work so I can get the money back from my account soon as I have 2nd 7 on the the same night I love it and it looks so so good that it has 24 and the a few months off and I owe it off now for my wife to come home to the house for the rest of the planet walkthrough in the snow and a few days ago I have 2nd 7 on the same night I love it and it looks so good and its too hot here now lol its just like my wife and a nice girl from her dad lol so much better lol I hope people think she has seen a good girl from a friend in London xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,, xxxxx,, x, x xxxxxxx, xxxx xxxxxx. xxxxx, xxxxx axxcx,,,,,,,, xxxxxx,,,,,,, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. XX
My theory is that Beth is cinnamons mom but she left cinnamon and her dad. Think abt it she’s always married rich and cinnamons rich. That might be why tootsie and cinnamon hate eachother .... I HAVE TO BE RIGHT OMG
Your theory is great and it makes sense! But the maid did say cinnamon’s mom had red hair so maybe Beth is Cinnamon’s Mom but in one part of the video when Beth was taking a bath, Beth said Tootsie’s Dad was a cheater ( btw I’m still talking about Cinnamon’s Dad but I’m just calling him Tootsie’s Dad because it’s not confirmed Cinnamon’s Dad is tootsie’s dad too) so maybe Beth and Cinnamon’s Dad we’re together but Cinnamon’s Dad cheated on Beth and Beth divorced him and then maybe Cinnamon’s Dad married Cinnamons Mom (the one the maid talked about) but then what if Cinnamon’s Mom (the red hair one) ran away. That is just my theory
I would like to say thank you so much to Dan and Riya you guys really brighten up my mood I was crying and I clicked on this video i felt so much better thank you for creating these amazing videos it’s incredible
PLOT TWIST, The Manager is Cinnamon's dad and That's why you see Cinnamon at the Dollar Store so Much. Also the Money her dad is sending her is really just a Rich dude her Mom found and started gold-digging from when cinnamon was young.
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Can we just appreciate two people are playing all these characters Edit:thanks for all the likes and comments
IKR
There more tho
it's just amazing 😌
IKR that’s so truth
Ikr
The fact ONLY two people are playing all the characters Is A M A Z I N G (Tysm Dan And Riya for liking this Ily🥺💖)
Ikr🌚
Ikr
Can I video de cinnamon and riya de sister please
right that’s why they take long to post but it’s worth the wait
I agree so much I am just like wow🤩
Lets just appreciate that there is two ppl playing all these characters
Yea I feel like there is more then 2 people but there isn’t
Dont need two ppl to be better than this crap
@@mehranaalimi7701 There are more people there they just make them look like body doubles wearing differ acessories
Yeah it’s so hard their vid are amazing I luv them their vids are so funny
It must be hard
plot twist:Tootsie's mom is Cinnamon's mom and cinnamon's dad is Tootsie's dad but cinnamon and tootsie don't know their sisters so that's why we never talk about tootsie's dad or cinnamon's mom
Hol' up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U BROKE MY BRAIN
OHHHHHHH I BELIEVE THAT TOOO
Wait- that’s messed up-
Wait....
Boss : single as a pringle
Me : stop it hurts the pringle's feelings 😂
LOL
XD
*but it true tho-*
Who else forgets that only 2 people are playing the characters like that how good they are
Me 0v0
Me 😄
plot twist tootie's mom starts dating cinnamon's dad
OMGG YESSS!!!!!!!!!
That would be soo funny
Serena Kreyling EVEN MORE PLOT TWIST, The Manager is Cinnamon's dad and That's why you see Cinnamon at the Dollar Store so Much. Also the Money her dad is sending her is really just a Rich dude her Mom found and started gold-digging from when cinnamon was young.
@@MaryamFadhil yes I love that idea 🤣😂
@@MaryamFadhil bigger plot twist Tootsie's mom is actually cinnamon's mom and cinnamon's dad cheated on Tootsie's mom and cinnamon's dad took her with him and left tootsie with her mom that's why you never see Tootsie's dad and cinnamon's mom
Can we all take a moment and appreciate that there is two people playing all these characters 😌
2019: *STAY POSITIVE* ❤
2020: *EVERYONE TESTING POSITIVE rip* 😷🦠
Tysm! You to! 💕
1000 Subscribers With No Videos? Yo yo tysm
TYSM your amazing I hope you and your fam to!:)
Your to late sorry :(
U too
This feels like a Netflix show you guys are such good actors
True
are. U. Rich
King Rokuro8115 why
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha super funny not really your father is so crazy hey ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah
Lol your profile is so close
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Riyas parents fighting about toilet paper
Same
XD🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahahahahah
✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ glitter :0
Jessica Brennan Honestly my parent 😂
Tootsies mom now she runs
Me: She probably running to MCDONALD
Thats soo true
@@keeleycook3794she clearly went to riyas house...
Tootsies mom should be dating Cinnamons dad that would be hilarious
Yhea then cinnamon and totsie could get along
Tootsies mom is going to date cinimons dad
yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a theory a that Tootsie’s dad cheated on her mom with Cinnamon’s mom
Yes then tootsie and cinnamon will be step sisters lol
Convinced Tootsie isn’t Dan. Lol. She’s a whole mood!!!
same doe it’s literally so hard to believe shes dan HAHAHAHHAAHHA
@Trottie T.V are you joking or not..they know
Guys I'm getting Jelly fruit
@Trottie T.V you are the stupid one they know it's Dan they are just saying that tootsie is like a whole other person
Emmmmm ye
I feel that Tootsie's mother is also Cinnamon's mother, because Tootsie's mother like rich people.
Imagine
lana lna that would be such a good twist
Mike thanks I needed that
I feel like that will happen also it’s gonna be a good drama and the Tea is going to be hot
PLOT TWIST
Tootsies mom* he’s not rich AHHH
Tootsie* I knew that would happen
Me*lkr
Ya
**sees tittle**
Me: *GASP OF AIR* OMG THE TITLE INSENT WATCH
Sometimes I forget it’s just two people playing all these characters
Hello guys i'm 19yr girl and started TH-cam ^^ if you like league of legends you can check
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear ash
Nobody:
Riya’s dad: *Drops and makes a mess*
But can't we all say that we love how productive Beth is LIKE SHE IS ✨AMAZZ✨✌️
Omgg don’t you just love when Dan and Riya post? It’s like Christmas and you get all the presents you want!
Yup
Me:**watches a yt video**
also me: **sees that dan and riya posted a new video**
Also me: **screams of excitement and trips on the ground**
Also Im okay lol but I Just don't know how they do it they play so good being other people they are like playing 10 people while they are only 2 this is amazing god bless them
This was me it's been awhile
Lol
OMG SAME
I LITERALLY WACHED ALL THE VIDS AND THEN I FOUND THE NEW VID OMGGGGGGGG YÀAAAAAAYYYYYY
LOL SAME
I'm litterally 15 and im watching this.
What can I say, it's entertaining lmao
Well I am 13
@@sauraveepaudel9b417 same
I'm 21 and me and my gf watch dan and riya xD
I'm 12
Wow, looks like we all find dan and riya very entertaining
can you please do Cinnamon dad and Tutsie’s mum fall in love, then they get married
That would be you good
I agree with you
Please do it
That would be so funny then them two enemies would be step sisters tosstide vs cinnamon who do you think would kill the other girl first💘🤔😂😂🤣🤣🤗🤑
Yesss
"The psychic did say I was going to marry someone rich."
Yep, this confirms Tootsie's mom will marry Cinnamon's dad.
I sed something like that but I didt copy
And it happened 🤩🤩🤩
And it happened
@@Deeseditz15 yesss😊
You told the future!
TOOTSIES MOM: I love rich men
Her literary dates a man who works at a DOLLAR STORE 🤣🤣
Yea lol
Well, he is the owner, so...
Omg I sed something like that I did t copy you bc I did t read commits
Tootsies mom: dress fáncy
Boss: wears flip flops
Me: is that his version of fàncy
Edit: omg thx for all da likes i never get any likes so thx that make me happy ^-^
No probs
*Can we appreciate that there is ONLY 2 PEOPLE playing this whole youtube channel they deserve a like and a subscription because they work so so so hard to entertain us❤️*
no some people that are actually in it not only Dan and riya
@@RainbowcakezXD yeah there in like what 2 3 videos they might be in it but they don’t have to do anything but dress up Dan and Rita do a lot work hard they do more than those people I can see is they were to stay but no
Actually austin and beth's date
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Tootsie's mom: Tootsie, mother I been LIED TO. *CLOSE ALL THE SHUTTERS AND SWITCH OFF THE LIGHTS.* HE ISN'T RICH.
Woah tyyyy for the likes.
Plot twist: tootsies dad is married to cinnamons mum 👀👀
OMGGGGGG yessssss!!! :))))
OMG YES!😲😲
Oop-
I always think of this😯😳
That could be true
remember when tootsie used to call Riya, "VIRGIN!"
i miss that so much....
She kinda still does that but not that much bc her and Austin are becoming rlly close soooo
She still does that
Same
@Whitney Ashby Hi
@Whitney Ashby Yes U Do And This Not A Prank And Joke I Am Outside Your House And Do You Wanna Play? Come Outside
Legends say: tootsies boss is still waiting for the mom to come out.
Bahhaha lol
Lol
4 years later boss: hmm it’s been four years since she came out o well, Still waits*
😂
😭
We need Netflix series of this 😫😭
Yessssss
Yassss😩😩😩😩😩
Nehir Dogan yassss
Yessss please yessss
for shur plzzzz do that dan and riya
Who else is laughing at tootsie"s squicking voice
MEH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahaahahahaahahaha
I’m sorry but it’s the wrong punctuation it’s :tootsie’s not:tootsie”s ik it’s a common mistake and no harm is meant. Also me
Gaby And Mah Squad Santos mehhhhhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meh 😂 😂 😂
Fun fact: ALL THESE FUN FACTS PISS ME OFF
r/stroke
Mama G’s kitchen is GOALS!
The dad destroying the store!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
The dad destroyin the store!!!!!😂😂😂😂😍😅😆
When is she gonna date Cinnamon's Dad *waiting for that episode*
Same lol
Same
Lol me 2 "-"
Thats her ex husband i think and i think that cinnamons hair is blonde and i think that tootsie and cinnamon is siblibgs
@@stinatran4041 same after the last episode thats what I think too
Rumor has it that tootsie's boss is still waiting to this day.....
ooooooo creepy
I laughed so hard at this
Bahahhah
4:20 I can’t stop laughing there is a tootsie sign behind him lol
I love it already NEVER LET COMEDY DIE ON THIS CHANNNELLL
This should be a Netflix Series I would binge on it all the time✌️
1st 221 q
V
Yessss
I love you guys so much love all your videos
Yessir
Imagine getting a like frim DAN AND RIYAA that would be so amazaing!
From
@@christinekayleighmcewan9197 not a spelling bee
*amazing
imaging r Stop imagineStop
@@hanaelsharkawy7167 I did not try to be mean but I was just saying
Tootsie- you litterally ruin my life!
Beth- oh now she runs.
LOLLL
Me seeing Tootsie throw her favourite food( Bigmac
Me: Umm aren’t u going to pick that up ITS UR FAVOURITE FOOd
Who else loves Tootsie she's my favorite she's so outgoing but I also love strawberry and raja. Honestly I wish I had friends like raja strawberry tootsie and riya
ARMY 💜💜💜
Dan and Riya look so cute together!
let’s just appreciate how much they put effort in these vids
@Sophia Moss not really they usually get 1mil views per video
Yes 😀
Yeah
Init they should be billionaires my fav youtubers
Yes girl they put so much effort in these vids
Can cinnamons dad date tootsies mom pleaseeeeeeeee
Edit:wut I got 47 likes OMGGGGG
Please
Omg that would be so funny
Mehrana Alimi u have 48 likes :>
Rose McCluskey thx :D
I’m telling you. Tootsie’s dad and cinnamon’s mom are married.
Ikr
@@manrai4812 Y E S
So true
OMG thanks for telling me I didn't know
yeah
The fact only 2 people play all of these characters is the littoral definition of B E A U T Y 💕💕💕💕
When tootsie had the weird voice that was so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌹😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Anne Hathaway
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MOG
Anyone notice the “Tootsie Bunch Pops” behind the manger when he was talking to Tootsie’s mom
Ikr!?
yeah i was so clueless
I didn’t realize but not a huge deal-
YAS
At 4:36
Who just doesn’t love that the fact it can take soo long to film this btw how much houses do u own like raja’s riyas strawberry’s and tooties
They probably go their friends houses :)
Ivy Valentine yeah they probably rented those but the rest were probably at their friends
@@jyot81 they rented all the houses, except for ria and her Indian parents, the store they work at is reneted
Maybe AIRBNB
Aisha Khoja hmm ok thanks for telling me!
riya's dad dropping the toilet paper will never fail to make me laugh
are we all just going to ignore that when the dad is the beginning he fell over with the box lol
The intros literally get no attention I love them so much
I liked my own comment
U did just like me
Me to
@@jessicakelly601 no
REALLY???? 😂😂 THAT IS JUST 😂 HILARIOUS
Bro the ✨struggle✨that Dan went through to keep a straight face when saying Tootsies poop wasn’t as big as an elephants 🤣 Ml the composure. I could never. 👏
7 pepper retaxy
"A lame men"
"Hes bearly a men"
"I seen girls with bigger muscles then him" XD
Thank you for the likes
XDDD
I agree
@@leaf1214 kxpkxla
Do one with Tootsie's mom and cinnamons dad date
Yes you guys should do this
Fr
Hello guys i'm 19yr girl and started TH-cam ^^ if you like league of legends you can check
Me after reading the tittle: WHOAAA 🤬
Ikr XD
Dan and Riya are really talented I always forget that all these characters are just really two people
Who Else Thinks Riya's dad is funny 🤣🤣💜💜
Like if YES!!
🖐️
i love how it said Tootsie Bunch Pops behind the manager when he was talking tootsie’s mother ❤️😂✨
The fact that I never got a heart from Dan and Riya is sad. But it's ok since I *LOVE* THEIR VIDEOS! DEFINITELY SHOULD BE A NETFLIX SERIES.
Omg I love it when Riya's dad started dropping the items and everything was quite. And Daniel looked like "what the heck"I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
Literally 99% of you won't see this but, may god bless you, stay safe, and have a great day! ♥ ♥ ♥
You to!
Thank you you are so nice
Yes! You to
You to thank you!
Low key feel like tootsie’s dad is cinnamon dad who cheated with cinnamon’s mom and they’re secretly half sisters
Lol
This totally makes sense!!!
Yessss
This should be a Netflix show IM SERIOUS JUST LOOK AT IT 🥺💞
No it shouldn't
I know
@@christiancollymore8847 whyyyy
@@skylarsmith8813 because its cringey and boring
istg this is a disney show episode except without the laughing and the awwwws and this is literally peoples lives
JESSIE and🦄❤️☺️🤗😌😘😍😚😊🐱🐶🐶💐💙🌹💗🤟🏻😌💚😘❤️😍💋😙🌃💕😚😊♥️💖💜💞☺️🤗🤙🏻🐱🐱🐈👨👩👧👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👨👩❤️👩 I have been working on the same night I love it and it looks so good and its too hot here now lol and a nice picture with my head and head on it a lot more than a couple of days ago I have to use it to be a part of the team and to be able with a good part for me in an I know that it will not work I am going to have to wait for the first time to be able to get the money back for the money I owe you for your work so I can get the money back from my account soon as I have 2nd 7 on the the same night I love it and it looks so so good that it has 24 and the a few months off and I owe it off now for my wife to come home to the house for the rest of the planet walkthrough in the snow and a few days ago I have 2nd 7 on the same night I love it and it looks so good and its too hot here now lol its just like my wife and a nice girl from her dad lol so much better lol I hope people think she has seen a good girl from a friend in London xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,, xxxxx,, x, x xxxxxxx, xxxx xxxxxx. xxxxx, xxxxx axxcx,,,,,,,, xxxxxx,,,,,,, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. XX
Fun fact : when you post a comment you like it 🤣🤣
Ik
How you know I like my own comments I only do it bc no one else does :)
fun fact: you liked your own comment
I know you like your own comment
My theory is that Beth is cinnamons mom but she left cinnamon and her dad. Think abt it she’s always married rich and cinnamons rich. That might be why tootsie and cinnamon hate eachother .... I HAVE TO BE RIGHT OMG
Madeline Handwerk ur right!
Omg yess
The only reason why Cinnamon and Tootsie hate each other because Tootsie slept with Chad while on vacation.
no. In the q and a video the maid said that her mom has red hair.
Your theory is great and it makes sense! But the maid did say cinnamon’s mom had red hair so maybe Beth is Cinnamon’s Mom but in one part of the video when Beth was taking a bath, Beth said Tootsie’s Dad was a cheater ( btw I’m still talking about Cinnamon’s Dad but I’m just calling him Tootsie’s Dad because it’s not confirmed Cinnamon’s Dad is tootsie’s dad too) so maybe Beth and Cinnamon’s Dad we’re together but Cinnamon’s Dad cheated on Beth and Beth divorced him and then maybe Cinnamon’s Dad married Cinnamons Mom (the one the maid talked about) but then what if Cinnamon’s Mom (the red hair one) ran away.
That is just my theory
“I could just drink myself in this tub”. 😂😂😂
Shakira Noshin Tamanna Ok. A.
Sometimes i forget that that these are just 2 people❤️
U guys literally deserve to be on Netflix and tv shows
That would be cool
You don't need to lie
@@RandKproductions235 I DID NOT LIE OKAY
right!!
Tootsie's mom is delusional to think that a dollar store manager is rich
The scenes where Daniel was talking while Riya’s father was behind messing stuff up killed me
We should have a episode where cinnamon becomes poor for a whole day lol 😂 💕🥺 [love your vids]
Omg I just realized that they changed houses and riya mom change her looks 8:43
When there is only 9 comments and you don't know what to say
P.s love this channel lots of love from a random fan❤️💖🔥👍🤓🤫
When it is Dan and Riya’s posting day, my ears are ready to hear the TH-cam notification saying it’s the BEST TIME OF THE DAY🥳🥳🥳🥳
Reading it name was the worst part of my life
Tbh these videos ARE AWESOME ❤️❤️ MAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT THIS 😂😂
I cant belive that tootsie mom was Dating her BOSS but then she found out that he was poor
No one:
Beth: I could just drink myself in this tub
Me: what? Does that even make any sense?
Also me: dies laughing regardless
When your so early that there are no “first comments”
When you are so late and this a billion comments
*Technically, this is a "first" comment.*
Joshua Rampersad you got me there
The fact in real life Dan and riya go out and tootsie likes him 😂😂😂
Riyas dad I. The back ground getting toilet paper
Me: he’s smart covid
He was prepared 😌
Wait but the Psychic she would marry someone rich who has a daughter
Princess Kosxy he has a daughter Riya
I’m So Cinnamon is Riya because Riya is not rich soo
SOOOO Cinamin!!
It’s so amazing that I’ve been a fan of dan and Riya for almost 5 years now
I would like to say thank you so much to Dan and Riya you guys really brighten up my mood I was crying and I clicked on this video i felt so much better thank you for creating these amazing videos it’s incredible
PLOT TWIST, The Manager is Cinnamon's dad and That's why you see Cinnamon at the Dollar Store so Much. Also the Money her dad is sending her is really just a Rich dude her Mom found and started gold-digging from when cinnamon was young.
Me gets notification: *clicks on video as quick as possible*
Me sees the video has 1.8k likes: WHA-
wooooooooooooooow!!!!!! Well done Dan and Riya and I love you both xx
6:51 but ur not smooth with the chair 😂😂😂😂
1:44 look at the way he falls LMAO
That was smooth tho lmao xD
Lol
That’s so me and mom mom tho
Me: “mom, do you ever feel lonely?”
Her:” *how can I feel lonely with your father IF HE DOESN’T GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO* “
😂😂😂😂😂😂
On
Tara Zurcher ?
baddie uWu 😂😂😂
I can’t believe her mom literally picked a manager she thought it was the owner of the dollar store❤😂
Fun fact: Everyone commenting haven’t even watched half the video
Jeyaraj Jegan boomer
Yes I have I done
Does anyone care?
Fun fact: I don’t give a shit
I have