I love how Dan makes his prisoners behave like they belong in an asylum and not a prison. "You know what that makes me want to do? Jive! ...Oh, I get a cell! YAAAAAAY." Guard: ... ... ...Keep an eye on this one.
+David Warburton (DavePlays) cause they made a huge amount of cash from it, and now they leave it to die, they dont care its a broken piece of shit, they care about the money they got
+David Warburton (DavePlays) Because if dayz (Im assuming you're referring to the standalone) left early access it would have no excuse for being a shit game
8:10 I actually had that happen where one of the doors of the jail led outside and a guard opened the door for a prisoner, who instantly ran towards the edge of the screen and escaped, so now I always make the outside staff only
+Nathanael Unger Next up, please go over to the Sw1tcher channel and complain about them playing fighting games badly. Just so you really drive that salt down into the meat.
Problem with police nowadays, is that they're always "law"ding it over the others :D I not particularly "jail"ous of those who have to put up with them :D Trying to "bar"ter with them would be tricky I imagine :D It doesn't "police" me to see them acting aggressively towards people :D Being in jail must be horrible, hard to "cell" it to anyone :D
Hey Dan! If you read this, here's a few challenges and stuff Game: I am Bread Name: Lots Of Loaf Objective: Complete the story mode while only talking in bad bread puns (not counting the intro, outro, or important things) Game: Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Name: THIS IS... Edward (as if you were going to yell but you calmed down.) Objective: Kill as many guards as you can without dying. Game: Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Name: Started From The Bottom Now We're Here Objective: Complete the whole game. (You can just make this a completes series, I just really want you to use this line sometime in it) Game: Call of Duty: Ghosts Name: OH GOD WHY?! Objective: Play as much as you can without puking, or raging and turning invert back on (because you can't invert anything.) Game: Amnesia Name: Monsters everywhere... Objective; play until you piss yourself.
Ah, escape mode. One of my favorite things with that is to pick up the extremely deadly perk for that chance of instakilling things, then also extremely tough so I can tank tasers(and also increase the probability of surviving an encounter with armed guards if they use their shotguns, or a sniper), then try to find a workshop and steal a drill, because drill is overpowered in escape mode. Why? Because the drill has a ridiculously high attack speed that can easily proc that instakill from deadly. So then you can just go on a rampage and fight your way out. Also fun is to get a sizeable squad, get all of them the extreme instigator perk, then you and you squad start a fight during meal time or something and watch as a riot breaks out instantly
challenge design a prison with no guards (except the only guards you are allowed are in teh security room on cctv, remote doors and wiretapps) you would have to deisgn an automated system using the logic gates they have in the game and the remote door and timers, also it will be bloody violent if it kicks off.
A cool addition to the escape mode could be where you play with your friends. One person would be the prison architect and then you could have your friends trying to escape while you prevented them
This mode is easy, but pretty fun: Just steal a lighter out the staffroom, then start a big fight and burn the whole place down. When the dust settles, simply walk through the ruins and straight out the door.
In the game you also don't actually need to have any time slots than Free Time, Work, and Eat. All the other stuff they can do during free time. They just can't eat during free time. That system prevents riots.
Lol I just beat that second prison by getting 5 guys, charging the armory, killing everyone in sight with a shotgun and revolver I picked up, started a MASSIVE riot, then just walked through the staff doors in the deliveries area and out through the regular doors that are next to the gate. (Of course I died a few times, but I think I killed like a hundred guards and staff, it was awesome xD)
I have two possible challenges: 1. Kill everyone in the prison. (Yes, it's possible. I've done it before.) or, for extra difficulty 2. beat my score of 654 points. I got this when I upgraded all my skills, killed 46 people, and got something over 450 reputation points (It's easier than you think).
This is how i escape EVERY prison, STEP 1: Max myself out on showerheads. STEP 2:make them let me out of the front door STEP 3:break down the road gate( if it has one) STEP 4: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEE!
A game that is supposed to be the opposite of The Escapists (even though it came before), where Dan is trying to Escape? This is going to be real good...
i'm tempted to get this game and make the prison I work in, see if anybody escapes, lol. no one's escaped the real one so would be interesting to see if they manage in the game
They added cell grading at some point and you can make your cells nicer by making them larger or adding different things to them. Or, you could be mean and make them tiny but the prisoners will get pissy.
Just run around punching stuff and then surrender before you go unconscious. Skip wait time and repeat until you have most skills maxed. Go to a workshop and find a hammer, one hit everyone!
I love how Dan makes his prisoners behave like they belong in an asylum and not a prison.
"You know what that makes me want to do? Jive! ...Oh, I get a cell! YAAAAAAY."
Guard: ... ... ...Keep an eye on this one.
Cap'n Game breaking out the cell block tango
"Hah, my balls are now immune to your tazing!"
Let me get this straight. The Escapist has a build prison mode, and Prison Architect has an escape mode?
Both are vowel based. Dear god...
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Neither game is voxel based...
+ThisChannelHasNoContent But they are both Vowel based, (Like most things written in the English language.)
+Wertsir lol
"I'll just watch some TV!"
*Thud*
A game leaving Early Access?
You hear that DayZ?
ITS LEFT EARLY ACCESS. WHY CANT YOU?!
i think they abandoned the project, cause they made it so bad
+ShadowDrifter179 Except they update it every Wednesday.
+David Warburton (DavePlays) cause they made a huge amount of cash from it, and now they leave it to die, they dont care its a broken piece of shit, they care about the money they got
+David Warburton (DavePlays) Because if dayz (Im assuming you're referring to the standalone) left early access it would have no excuse for being a shit game
+David Warburton (DavePlays) Broforce just left Early Access too. :D
this could be a new series "Nerd3 Escapes"
+TheCabbageKing then make it the escapist...
TheCabbageKing tbh?
+Jessie Eldredge to be honest and I agree you just did the same thing everytime to escape
George Boulter Doing this as a thing would be HARD...
+Jessie Eldredge not when you have a shotgun
Gaining points is way too easy once you have a shotgun.
+The Blue Light or a tazer
+Titan13 Or the 'deadly' rep
foist Not really though. Just get the deadly rep. you'll be able to get one in no time.
+The Blue Light You can farm points by punching showerheads in a shower really easily from the start as well.
***** I escaped in 20 hours. Just dig tunnels, way too easy at this point.
it's extremely simple to escape, just get a lighter and start burning shit.
+itaybron Escaping the prison isn't necessary when it no longer exists.
Lighter is ridiculously op, everything will be dead after a while.
light everything on fire, the spawnkill firemen with shotgun until everythings gone
is fun
+itaybron What about sprinkler systems?
then there would be no prison to escape from.
So this is where he got the in-cell shower idea...
Lol ikt
Prison Architect saw how popular The Escapists was and so they decided to become The Escapists.
Yep
+Artur Araújo Um, Prison Architect has been around forever. Escapists came out what, one or two years ago?
+Nathanael Unger BUT this wasnt a feature until receantly
+Artur Araújo Prison Architect came out much before the Escapists did.
+The TH-cam Commenter yep
8:10 I actually had that happen where one of the doors of the jail led outside and a guard opened the door for a prisoner, who instantly ran towards the edge of the screen and escaped, so now I always make the outside staff only
Well, this isn't Sips' prison, for punching that TV you would've gotten 3 days in solitary! XD
BOO
YOGSCAST BYATCH
Fuck you tom.
Dan, here's a challenge: Escape from your own prison (the one you made for your "Predict a Riot" challenge).
would have been cool 6 years ago
He did escape from the prison he made during the Completes series
Some people look up the mechanics of how to do a thing when they don't know what they're doing.
***** Really? I call them intelligent.
+Nathanael Unger Next up, please go over to the Sw1tcher channel and complain about them playing fighting games badly. Just so you really drive that salt down into the meat.
Karkadinn I have no idea who those people are. If you're going to try and be clever, don't use jokes that your target won't get.
+Nathanael Unger I call them boring.
***** I bet you get so many friends with that attitude.
"Ze flowers and shit, other things too,"
Omf I'm dying Dan don't do this
*I see
3:30, I always love a good Red Dwarf reference.
Dan you should play more I find this funny as hell
Please make a nerd3 completes for prison architect.
YASSSSSSS DO IT 😬😬😬😬😬💥💥💥
+PRO X GAMERZ five bucks says he's saving the complete series for just cause 3
+PRO X GAMERZ Oh god.... Everything will go wrong...
+He rr Gamer (Herr Gamer) whats up with tour profile pic?
James Twig Lots of hot stuff.
Always glad to see more of this game, especially challenges for it since it doesn't immediately seem like the most obvious game to do a challenge in.
Nice red dwarf reference :D
+LOVEWhispersUK Wow two people got it. Non-cultural pricks
+Nathan A RF No Quagaar Warriors though.
+LOVEWhispersUK Quagaars! Loved Red Dwarf xD
I KNOW I KNEW THAT FROM SOMEWHERE
YUUUS
Anyone else notice that Dan is one of the few channels that hasn't been overrun with sponsored content? Breath of fresh air around here
That Santa Baby rendition was the funniest thing you've ever done 😆😆😆
Problem with police nowadays, is that they're always "law"ding it over the others :D
I not particularly "jail"ous of those who have to put up with them :D Trying to "bar"ter with them would be tricky I imagine :D It doesn't "police" me to see them acting aggressively towards people :D Being in jail must be horrible, hard to "cell" it to anyone :D
+dipcrap gofuckyourself You haven't reacted to these law puns very "court"eously :D
+Lurking Harris hello Harris, you were off eloping with Sjin weren't you ??
+Joshua Corke ...maybeeee :D Which video?
+Lurking Harris wow, you really forced those out maybe you should give it *"arrest"*
Tom Baldwin Not gonna lie, that was fucking fantastic.
Hey Dan! If you read this, here's a few challenges and stuff
Game: I am Bread
Name: Lots Of Loaf
Objective: Complete the story mode while only talking in bad bread puns (not counting the intro, outro, or important things)
Game: Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Name: THIS IS... Edward (as if you were going to yell but you calmed down.)
Objective: Kill as many guards as you can without dying.
Game: Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Name: Started From The Bottom Now We're Here
Objective: Complete the whole game. (You can just make this a completes series, I just really want you to use this line sometime in it)
Game: Call of Duty: Ghosts
Name: OH GOD WHY?!
Objective: Play as much as you can without puking, or raging and turning invert back on (because you can't invert anything.)
Game: Amnesia
Name: Monsters everywhere...
Objective; play until you piss yourself.
I've been waiting for this video since the full release.
I thoroughly enjoyed the little dance you did at the beginning with your prisoner.
We demand moar! Nerdcubed Lets Play type of MOAR
I made the mistake of drinking water when he said “my balls are immune to tasers” and water cam out through my nose 🤣
Guys remember when he used to say hello procrastinators
Dan's jazz moments are golden. Definitely nutshell content.
Now I really want a NerdCubed Christmas album...
16:36 Too Many Chefs!
Every time Nerdcubed makes a Red Dwarf reference, my faith in humanity is restored. :-)
Ah, escape mode.
One of my favorite things with that is to pick up the extremely deadly perk for that chance of instakilling things, then also extremely tough so I can tank tasers(and also increase the probability of surviving an encounter with armed guards if they use their shotguns, or a sniper), then try to find a workshop and steal a drill, because drill is overpowered in escape mode. Why? Because the drill has a ridiculously high attack speed that can easily proc that instakill from deadly. So then you can just go on a rampage and fight your way out.
Also fun is to get a sizeable squad, get all of them the extreme instigator perk, then you and you squad start a fight during meal time or something and watch as a riot breaks out instantly
challenge design a prison with no guards (except the only guards you are allowed are in teh security room on cctv, remote doors and wiretapps) you would have to deisgn an automated system using the logic gates they have in the game and the remote door and timers, also it will be bloody violent if it kicks off.
wish that you actually had to follow the schedule in the escape mode, that would make it much more interesting
A cool addition to the escape mode could be where you play with your friends. One person would be the prison architect and then you could have your friends trying to escape while you prevented them
"It's a garbage pod, it's a smegging garbage pod"
I fucking love Red Dwarf. And its chicken warriors
This mode is easy, but pretty fun: Just steal a lighter out the staffroom, then start a big fight and burn the whole place down.
When the dust settles, simply walk through the ruins and straight out the door.
In the game you also don't actually need to have any time slots than Free Time, Work, and Eat. All the other stuff they can do during free time. They just can't eat during free time. That system prevents riots.
I can't wait until Introversion's next game, they're consistently excellent developers.
Am I the only one who melts when Dan says "darling" or "sweetie"? .... hello? .....
Dan should play more of this game, it's awsome!
I loved this, I really would enjoy seeing prison escape become maybe a series of yours.
I LOVE IT WHEN NERD3 PLAYS PRISON ARCHITECT
I am wasted right now so I don't know what I am going to type other than nerd cubed is one of my most favorite youtuners.
AJ Kite Pretty sure he ain’t a musician.
YET!
Lol I just beat that second prison by getting 5 guys, charging the armory, killing everyone in sight with a shotgun and revolver I picked up, started a MASSIVE riot, then just walked through the staff doors in the deliveries area and out through the regular doors that are next to the gate. (Of course I died a few times, but I think I killed like a hundred guards and staff, it was awesome xD)
DAN, NO ITS OCTOBER STOP SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS
So the Escapists now let's you build prisons while Prison Architect let's you escape them?
Thank you, thank you so much for playing more Prison Architect. NerdCubed your awesome!
I am wasted right now so I don't know what I am going to type other than nerd cubed is one of my most favorite youtubers
I built a prison. Front is full of guard towers. I escaped via the back with a fire. Need to expand more and build perimeter walls.
I have two possible challenges:
1. Kill everyone in the prison. (Yes, it's possible. I've done it before.)
or, for extra difficulty
2. beat my score of 654 points. I got this when I upgraded all my skills, killed 46 people, and got something over 450 reputation points (It's easier than you think).
4:19 that spin was perfect.
I'd love to see you escape from one of Flabaliki's prisons. they're well made and he puts quite a thought into stopping escaping prisons.
Yay, more Prison Architect! :D
this makes me realize just how shitty The Escapists is. This is a mode that was added in at the last minute and it's already better than The Escapists
"Ah, so those doors are new, and open when I touch them!"
Uh.. Dan.. I think "regular doors" have been in the game for a long, LONG time..
The Too Many Cooks reference was so great.
Completes Prison architect would be dope. Kinda like Cities but a prison
This is how i escape EVERY prison,
STEP 1: Max myself out on showerheads.
STEP 2:make them let me out of the front door
STEP 3:break down the road gate( if it has one)
STEP 4: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEE!
All these squares make a circle.
"cadwallderr"
"I REFUSE TO CLICK IT."
"DEMDEMDE!"
"DUDUDU!"
"SANTA A BBBB"
"HELLO?"
/"GURDDS.."
Oh my god this is exciting. I need to reinstall this right now! The random prison feature will help me get new ideas for my own prisons
PLEASE DO MORE, THEY'RE GREAT!
Nerdcubed completes anyone?
+Morgan Freeman How could you complete?
+Zack Hammer How do you complete Cities Skylines?
younghomie46 That's a very good point, thank you.
+Zack Hammer Yeah he should play until he reaches a goal or gets bored
I would love to see a "complete" of this, but it would be kind of hard to make.
19:49 prisner who lives in the cell below: who put that toliet there
A game that is supposed to be the opposite of The Escapists (even though it came before), where Dan is trying to Escape? This is going to be real good...
16:31 too many cooks ♫
Dan is just like that one weird prisoner that everyone stares at: "Ahh! She stripped me nude!"
Dan, please PLEASE do more escape mode I laughed so much at this XD
A cool way to escape is to get a lighter from visitation then burn EVERYTHING(for example the library)
He plays my favorite game once again
Nuclear Throne - another great example of how to do early access!
I'd watch a 3 hour video of this.
What a typical Brit! Spending all the points he got instead of waiting a while and safing them for later.
Then years later Dan Murdered everything moving while escaping in this game.
"10 days isolation Hilts."
-"That's *Captain* Hilts."'
"20 days..."
Please make this a series!
Upvote so he might see!
i'm tempted to get this game and make the prison I work in, see if anybody escapes, lol. no one's escaped the real one so would be interesting to see if they manage in the game
YES!!! A Red Dwarf reference!!! God, I love you Dan. :D
"It's a smeggin garbage pod" nice reference there!
Do more escape videos? This one was great, i laughed so hard xD
I'd love to see some more of this!
I use the hallway outside the cells as the shower. They just step out their doors and shower. No bust-ups.
Oh I like this better than the old build mode. Gotta get back on
Which song did Dan start singing at about 3:38. It sounded very familiar and now I'm curious.
Santa Baby.
please make this a mini series!!!!!
They added cell grading at some point and you can make your cells nicer by making them larger or adding different things to them. Or, you could be mean and make them tiny but the prisoners will get pissy.
Been waiting for this video danny boy... I've been waiting...
Build another prison that video was amazing !
Easy way to win, put points into strength, run around and smash stuff, instant win
PLAY MORE PRISON ARCHITECT I LOVE WHEN YOU PLAY IT
Is it just me who wants to see Nerdcubed completes prison architect
Don't Starve is another good example of how to do early access right.
Nerd^3 Challenges! The Escapists - Escape Shankton State Pen! (alternatively escape a any prison)
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Well. I can't get it because if I steal my dad's debit card again, I'll get my ass smacked.
yes Dan you've totally got this
Just run around punching stuff and then surrender before you go unconscious. Skip wait time and repeat until you have most skills maxed. Go to a workshop and find a hammer, one hit everyone!
He needs to do his porridge. Barely anyone will understand that joke.
*Two thumbs up for the Red Dwarf Reference* 3:31