The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs You... you... Go back to making Il-2 vids with German efficiency! The Kursk offensive is starting in 2 days and high command demand another video to boost morale!
@The Voice of Freedom what he meant was that germans dont feel proud at all about their country as they are constantly reminded of atrocities their country commited before.
@@JohnSmith-gz4fs Also, British schools deny most massacres the Brits committed, and that's totally fine and is just "the only way to advance" - but Germany doesn't have that privilege? Bullshit.
@@JohnSmith-gz4fs No it Isn't. Dwelling on the past and all the badness, is what UNDERMINES a Country. It cannot proceed due to the fact that NOBODY can allow them to pass foward! After all, if you uprooted every nation's past sins, and forcefed it into their heads that they're sick bastards, having done LITTLE Good, then they will NEVER grow! What happens is that they Stagnate, because they BELIEVE their Nation NEEDS to DIE!
0:46 using 88mm to mining 1:22 battle of normaldy 1:41 drive panzer IV G 1:52 tf2 scout scream 2:10 do not traitor 2:37 night battle 3:31 drive bf plane
Really? Good to hear that, i thought the west had erased any form of historical pride for Germany. I am glad to hear the masters of Europe still hold on to their ideals.
Regular Minecraft player: *Falls in love with Mermaids and gets eaten from them* Imperial German Minecraft player: MEIN ONLY LOVE IS ONLY FOR THE FATHERLAND! *massacred every single Mermaid with MG-42*
As a Naz- i mean German, all of this are very accurate. what the fuck, this comment is 2 YEARS OLD and I'm still getting notifs for replies, pretty cool tho
Dear Kaiser Vs, As an general of this army i now bestow to you the name Colonel. Kaiser Vs because of your sacrifice and bravery you are honored now we must bring back peace colonel and comrades. -General Pepe
you’re lying to yourself if you say you haven’t committed any war crimes in Minecraft we all have committed at least one some just like doing it more than others
Was für ein Anime song ist das eigentlich nochmal?! 01:08 Es ist so nostalgisch. Which anime song is that?! 01:08 It's soooo nostalgic. 🎵❤️ Edit: 02:37 too, wtf lots of anime songs.💙
as a german i like to trap villagers in a room (not flammable) and then set othe ground which is flammmable on fire and then watch them burn sometimes when i have potions i throw them at them
Mod List (1.12.2 forge)
- Flan's Mod-1.12.2-5.5.2 + ww2 extension
- Vic modern warfare
-optifine
- srparasites
- epic siege mod
-deadly monsters
-zombieawareness
-iceandfire
shader : bsl
Ye
Why u up so late
Yeah
yep
Couille en acier radioactif
Germans seeing enderdragons: HANS GET ZE FLAK 38
And also
Hans Call the luftwaffe
k
Should've get the Flak Zwilling 2cm instead for more fire rate
lol
@Upper Text Bottom Text and Dora
The German players removing villagers really brings back memories...
XD
@Viet Duc Nguyen Totally true
Dito, but I thought of a more... industrialised method of removing them
@@barriersbridges7122 same
Hey buddy
Is it even mining if you aren't using an 88mm cannon?
The idea of bring down the Ender Dragon with a Quad 2cm and panzerfausts is very appealing.
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs You... you...
Go back to making Il-2 vids with German efficiency! The Kursk offensive is starting in 2 days and high command demand another video to boost morale!
Why can I read this in your voice iron.
Isn't the tank British??
@@kab6750 no its a panzer IV
fliegerfausts for the distinguished gentlemen.
I can just imagine a panzerdivision rolling up into the end dimension.
The dragon would be like
You where not suposed to do this
is flans available for 1.16.5?
And a little tiny man shouting at the poor dragon
actually the germans say „Blitz Krieg“
@@becon8575 enderdragon: That's illegal
Making a Maginot Line with a Fully Functional Tunnel,Bed,Farm,etc. So that people gonna go around em
*siegfried line
@@iaimen865 auf das die ammis in die gegenofensive laufen!
@@ichduoderer1498 oui baguette
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S FINEST
@@iaimen865 atleast siegfried line hold the allies for 2 months
German: is in title
Germans: "EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN KOMMENTAR BEREICH!"
Schneller eingenommen als Frankreich
I see
Kamerad
*_In der Tat._*
Direkt annektiert
Normal players: minecraft
Soviet union: оця craft
Germany:
MEIN KRAFT
Upd : Soviet Union : наш craft
Operation barboresa
Da würde sich Mein Kampf anbieten
You copied the comment
@@Comment27560 or its just a simple idea for a german because its sounds similar
i can imagine a conversation:
"the panzer divisions are ready"
"we will expand onto the nether realm"
"CHARGE!"
"Männer! NAHKAMPFANGRIFF!!!"
@@kikikoko1124 Mann! , Bajonett aufsetzen! (This is taken from Google, don't blame me if it's wrong)
@@kikikoko1124 we don´t say that we say angriff
When you realize the Americans wacthing this are more nationalistic about Germany than 95% of Germans
@The Voice of Freedom what he meant was that germans dont feel proud at all about their country as they are constantly reminded of atrocities their country commited before.
It is good that germany is reminded of the past. All nations should learn about their past only way to advance.
@@JohnSmith-gz4fs Also, British schools deny most massacres the Brits committed, and that's totally fine and is just "the only way to advance" - but Germany doesn't have that privilege? Bullshit.
@@JohnSmith-gz4fs No it Isn't.
Dwelling on the past and all the badness, is what UNDERMINES a Country. It cannot proceed due to the fact that NOBODY can allow them to pass foward!
After all, if you uprooted every nation's past sins, and forcefed it into their heads that they're sick bastards, having done LITTLE Good, then they will NEVER grow! What happens is that they Stagnate, because they BELIEVE their Nation NEEDS to DIE!
@@nerdomatic2489 But i argue britain should do the same as germany. Same for japan and russua
Normal players: *goes on boat*
Germans: Bismark in motion!
KING OF THE OCEAN!!!
HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS
TO LEAD THE WARMACHINE!!!
TO RULE THE WAVES AND LEAD THE KRIEGSMARINE
@@radioactivesource572 gay
The pure Aryan wont fall in love to mermaid. They fall in love with their gun and their tank.
Spitting out facts
same Brother!
And to Erika
@@999Claymore dum dum dum
And the only love they know is the love for the VATERLAND!
0:49 the only anime i can agree with
German science is pog
@Sebee fan german engineering is pog
@Sebee fan el shut
Kaiser I thought we dealt with you years ago
@@dagreetpapirusmusic9163 anime sucks
I was so early this time that France didn’t even have time to surrender yet
Iron within,
Iron without!
My Father greetings!
German player when they see Ocean Monument:
*"Wolf Pack!, engage!!!"*
*drowns since there are no subs in fans mod*
Daniel Arevalo, arent u-boats in flans?
@@butterlerpunch Idk I haven't explored ALL of the flans add ons.
To their own shore
Came the World War
Gleaves and Ingham leading the Bury west
0:46 using 88mm to mining
1:22 battle of normaldy
1:41 drive panzer IV G
1:52 tf2 scout scream
2:10 do not traitor
2:37 night battle
3:31 drive bf plane
That was a H variant, mind yourself
Messtmich BF-109
As a German MeinKraft player I can 1000% confirm that we exactly play like this. Für den Kaiser!
die übersetztung ist eigendlich "minen bauen" aber ok
@@krauterlikor no shit sherlock
Really? Good to hear that, i thought the west had erased any form of historical pride for Germany. I am glad to hear the masters of Europe still hold on to their ideals.
@@andybogdan4380 he means that sarcastic...
@@andybogdan4380 only very few haven't been brainwashed, mainly the old generations
Me a Polish Minecraft player:
*Confused screaming*
Edit: Power of winged hussars gave me these likes
Cmere boi
Ja!
Normal minecraft players when raid happens : oh shit im fucked
Polish minecraft players : KURWA! WINGED HUSSARS ASSEMBLE!
@@Sebastian-hc8rj THEN THE WINGES HUSSARS ARRIVED
You know it’s not that peaceful, when German and Russian player join your server
Normal player: house
German player: *REICHSTAG*
Are the commies going to burn that one too?
Nein nein nein, das ist der Scheißhaus
Lmao I made the same comment before u
@@shinkreytpuylap sorry, i didn't noticed
Haha,you're right...🤣🤣
0:30 Normal people: mining the old boring way
0:45 German Player: using a howitzer to mine
Me: ramming a tank in a cave to go down 😎😎
When you see ,,German" in the title as a German:
*KAMERADEN! ZUGRIFF!*
I wonder how many times he said "Artillerie" and "Artillerieschlag"
and i wish i would have this mod too (i'm a German)
der mod mit den waffen ist CtB2, mehr weiß ich leider auch nicht...
hab grad herausgefunden das auch einer der mods "flans mod" heißt, das ist der mit den panzern
Glaube er hat die meisten Sounds wo die schreien eingefügt
Me playing as a Puma be like
That sentences from War Thunder right
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt:
ERIKA.
Heiß von Hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein wird umschwärmt
Erika
E R I K A
*_E R I K A_*
EEEERIKA
dum dum
German Players: Removing Villagers
*GAS CHAMBERS*
Do you actually know what you are saying!
And then you say " It's just a joke"
It's not! You don't even know what happened do you!?
@@JoJo-eo9yi everyone knows what happened, it’s literally just dark humor, nothing else
@@JoJo-eo9yi pov your humor is whiter than the frensh flag when they went to surrender
We all know that in "Removing Villagers" section should be something more advanced
Jesus christ man😂😭
It should have been a removal of only the librarians if you know what I mean
Endlösung der Villagerfrage
Ju 88's,87's and he 111's are good idea i think
Was thinking the same thing.
Normal players :*easily gets fooled by mermaid's*
Germans: I SHALL NEVER FALL FOR THIS CAPITALIST WOMEN !
haha
Dude, Germany is now the good guy.
@Viteek20cz yes mermaids haram
@@localcrackhead4038 unless you get fatwa that tells you can should make as many as little ss mermaidjugends, it's kosher to the core.
communist instead of capitalist it would be!
3:12 me and the German bois when we defeated the Soviet dragon on live stream:
Everyone:
uhh hello
@@rickgrimes_69420 we gata distorted this guy
I mean that the comment owner guy
Edited: lol i didn't read ths full comment lol
How dare you, the soviet dragon is just 2 percent of *our* power!
@@f.b.i9524 thats what i mean
@@celisprotean3672 oh ok sorry
as a german player, i have to say that this is in, most ways, true
Regular Minecraft player: *Falls in love with Mermaids and gets eaten from them*
Imperial German Minecraft player: MEIN ONLY LOVE IS ONLY FOR THE FATHERLAND! *massacred every single Mermaid with MG-42*
and it was all the more fitting with the MG42. 'tis IS a Buzzsaw, after all.
Next: normal player Furnace Vs German player Furnace!!!
R/cursed comments
*N O*
Too far...
........ok
What should German Cook?
Niemand:
Deutsche:
DIESE KOMMENTAR SEKTION STEHT UNS ZU
Genau!
Ich bin aus der Schweiz😂🤣
Rosen sind rot,
Es schmerzt mich sehr,
Doch diese Kommentarsektion ist Staatseigentum der DDR
@@mensch79music3 hahahahaha
Ich komme aus Österreich
Um genauer zu sein Tirol
Regular players: just riding a horse
German players: ITS PANZER TIME
0:13 But that is not the German Imperia-
You know what? I'm not gonna question, let's just enjoy this video.
Bruh...
Ikr
@Yoga Krisna32 It's actually very surprising.
Normal player: *Use TNT*
German Player: *Hans get the Schwerer Gustav*
@Hans All of it!!+!+!!"!!+!
3:30 - HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY
I see you're man of culture as well
HE'S FLYING TOO FAST AND HE'S FLYING TOO HIGH
@@joshu8263 HIGHER, AN EYE FOR AND EYE
Somewhere: This germans, huh, Ivan give me my vodka
@sa +
Ok comrade
Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪
Greetings. My friend
Same
Hallo
Yo
Ha bet ya russia is better
Imagine being the Ender Dragon expecting to see a human with a sword but instead see a Panzer IV aiming at you with HE loaded
You Missed:
Normal Minercraft leader vs
German Minercraft leader...
Oh no...
NEI NEI NEI NEI NEI
This is how German players beat enderdargon
Cmdr. Michaelz nice pfp
@@DinnerAlex simp
@@spacelite1896 simpsimper
@@kommissarvalkyre2054 simpsimpersimperer
*BOM BOM BOM EEEERRRIKAAA* Villagers: Why do i hear boss music?
*Гимн СССР* Germans: Why do i hear boss music?
@@nemetz8172 soviet uinon:why do i hear USA anthem
2:10 I was honestly expecting a more industrialised and efficient way of disposing of other races...
Normal players: peaceful horse riding
German players: *PANZERLIED*
Normal and Prussian Players using a Horse to make a German Charge
es braust unser panzer im sturmwind dahinn
Ob’s stürmt oder schneit,
Ob die Sonne uns lacht!
@@hansandhismp-4033 der tag glühend heiß oder eiskalt die nacht
@@florpyjohnson9531 bestaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn ja unser Sinn
0:46 > *_p e r f e c t i o n_*
JoJo Reference
Im German I can to 💯% guarantee that this is how we Play Minecraft Für den Kaiser !!! ◼️◻️♦️
Für den Kaiser Kamerad
Für Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland!! ◻️◼️♦️
Halo
Ja moin Deutschland ist wirklich so😂
Why play minecraft when we can go exterminate ethnic minorities?
Normal Players: Fast Travel
Railway
German Players:
Calls the Ghost Division
This somehow reminds me of the series GATE especially the Ender dragon scene.
Same
I see you are a man of culture as well.
@@izayaorihara7059 anything for that sweet smell of freedom and Ride of the Valkyries from the skies.
Jetrick Gordo Mhmmmmmm yes!
I wish there was more gate episode:(
**German in title**
Germans: Hippity Hoppity this comment section is now my property :)
Bereich gesichert!
That's wrong. We usually say "EINMARSCH" .
Ein volk ein reich ein Kommentarbereich
@@petramoser-plechinger1214 ja mein/meine freund
Hippity hoppity this Kommentarbereich ist nun eine deutsche Kolonie
*Remmember ,always protect your house against mobs with the will of the kaiser and 2 meters of german reinforced concrete.*
Normal player : music disc
German player : E R I K A
German players when they see a Minecraft Village:
ANSCHLUSS!!!
As a Naz- i mean German, all of this are very accurate.
what the fuck, this comment is 2 YEARS OLD and I'm still getting notifs for replies, pretty cool tho
Bring the soviet t-34
@@MICHELANGELO74A bring the Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger i
Bring the furnaces
@Herr Schütz bring the Leopold A1
@Herr Schütz Bring them Panzers
I was talking about Germany with my friends when I saw this notification. (While also playing Minecraft)
*p e r f e c t*
i see ur comments twice..
*p e r f e c t o*
@@cgndnm Auf der Heide kleines blümelein und das Heißt ERIKA
I wish the German Players House
Was Reichstag Building
0:13 Boii Is this suppose to be like this?
The flag ... Is sewn incorrectly
3:04 rare footage of a b17 getting shot by German troops on a bombing raid *Colorized!*
1:56 Villagers when seen a panzer
You are German right the english word for (Panzer) is tank :>
Imagine killing the ender dragon with a Tiger II tonk
Everyone: the flag is wrong it's black red gold
German:
ZUGRIFF!!!
ANGRIFF
STÜRMT DIE FRONT !!!
@Bájronkfc Gaming ja
US: Minecraft
Germany:
*MEIN KRAFT*
I must say due to your "german" content, I must question your frenchness xD
Nice video! Für den Kaiser!
Wait he's French?
@@LordVader1094 yes his Channel is « consul Pazen » in french 😂😂
As a German I can confirm this is exactly what we do 100% of the time we play minecraft.
Soooo ist das🤣🤣
Realtalk ist das so😂
Natürlich was den sonst
Hajajja you arent german
@@Ignjatovic2 I’m not German? Wollen wir dann in deutsch weiter reden?
I mean, for German Mining, all you need is literal German players doing their mining via over-engineered carpet bombing. See Ilmango.
Minecart: im the fastest transport vehicle in Minecraft
Bf-109 (mod): "are you sure about that?"
Hahahahahahah
🔫😵🌋😱
Imagine getting shot down by a Polish man in a Spitfire...
me 262
The broken windows in the villager removal was a nice touch.
Normal players - One player only.
German players - The whole German army
1:15 “silence wrench, I do not wish to be corny anymore...I want to support the fatherland”
Very wise words, Ja?
Enderdragon: Hello.
Germans:( FLAKVIERLING INTENSIFIES)
*German player removing villagers*
Somehow feels so Nostalgic
1:10 - song: The devil regains his strength from the devil is a part timer (thank you thecormac13)
This moment when ur german and understand everything
Isso nh
Ist ein guter Moment
Ne
A gift from god...
I'm French please don't invade me or you know what I'll do ?
@@matyspicot2612 get invaded?
*anime opens*
Me: STOP WATCHİNG THESE THİNGS FATHERLAND NEEDS U
2:00 o gosh i saw the villigers dying in chambers...
Normal players: Minecraft
German players: mein kam....
2:11 okay!
*This pretty much India vs china war in Minecraft*
It's a standoff not a war and shot haven't been fired
This was recommended to me, while i was playing minecraft.
Dear Kaiser Vs,
As an general of this army i now bestow to you the name Colonel. Kaiser Vs because of your sacrifice and bravery you are honored now we must bring back peace colonel and comrades.
-General Pepe
I thought the removing villagers part would be different
0:39 the German player doesn't dig, obliges someone else...
2:19 Me and the boys committing warcrimes in Minecraft
You think it's something to be proud of?
@@blutimberry Yeee
Der Deutscher ist Like
WHO german like but WHO look on this eng text are No german
2:10, POV: You’re in Belarus in 1943
All countries: still use a Sword and Magic
Germany:YA'LL FOOOOLLLLL
Lol :v
Normal players: House
German players: *Haus*
Russian players:Дом
Nein haus!
Bruder ich weißt ihr seid english aber es heißt Haus!!!
@@annonuhm7585 I fixed it now.
you’re lying to yourself if you say you haven’t committed any war crimes in Minecraft we all have committed at least one some just like doing it more than others
Man I see you in the strangest of places, shouldn't you be advising President Granite about Reforming the Enclave and rebuilding the United States?
I like when they did the Orange justice on screen I wasn’t expecting that😂🤣
German players: remove all villagers
Me: 👀
German players Removing villagers: schindlers list scene...!!!
*German Players: Remove Villagers*
This seems to me like they just followed orders.
Im German and i Remove Rlly Villagers But Only while thier Noises Creeps Sometimes The shit Outta me 🤗
As a Germany, I can prove that this was real in minecraft.
As a german i can say that this 100% accurate
Was für ein Anime song ist das eigentlich nochmal?! 01:08 Es ist so nostalgisch.
Which anime song is that?! 01:08 It's soooo nostalgic. 🎵❤️
Edit: 02:37 too, wtf lots of anime songs.💙
Do you know the song name on 01:08
0:48 also (Stroheim’s theme from JoJo part 2)
Video: has “German” in title
Kommentarbereich: 𝔊𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔗𝔞𝔤!
As I German I can confirm this is how we play Minecraft.
0:12 incase you want to know what song this is, it is called weit lasst die fahnen wehen
Yesss thx
Sees spider
Nornal:slash with sword
Germans:hans
Get ze flammenwefer
as a german i like to trap villagers in a room (not flammable) and then set othe ground which is flammmable on fire
and then watch them burn sometimes when i have potions i throw them at them
3:47 The Germany pilot say the N-Word😳
I Think he sayed negativ
Normal players: Minecraft
German players: MEIN KRAFT
"the CRAZIEST cristmas gift ive ever gotten"
"no dad he said minecraft"
1:58 anyone hear elfen lied theme?