Hey, you aren't as bad as me! I play an Ultrasaur in my druid deck. I haven't successfully gotten an attack off with it yet, but someday, I'll get off a menagerie warden on it, and some player will have the distinction of being the first person to lose to an ultrasaur in constructed play. Someday the dream will come true.
Yesss, I did it! I was up against an aggro druid and turn 6 I managed to get the ultrasaur out with a double invernerate! Then, I took advantage of the fact that nobody would ever attack an ultrasaur by using two earthen scales on it the next turn to get some armor back and played a tar creeper, and had just enough defenses to not die, while the ultrasaur slowly took over the board for me! I even managed to copy it with a menagerie warden on my last turn. Ultrasaur op! Only took me... about 2 months for it to work!
I had a game yesterday where I was probably going to lose until I played a Giant Mastodon that wasn't removed. Then I played an Ancestral Spirit, Faceless Manipulator and Flametongue Totem. Fun times.
Ok, this is esoteric as hell, but that banana in the tar pit reminds me of the Playstation 1 game Vandal Hearts. There was a level where you could inspect a poisonous swamp tile and get a banana and trade it to an NPC for a key. If you found the key in each of the 6 chapters you'd unlock an upgrade for your main character that basically made them into a god.
Yea but people dont have to trade up to 4 minions into it, I already know the card youre talking about and its not as big as a threat and soggoth is much more satisfying when your opponent pulls it out with a dirty rat or deathlord
I find Mastodon to be a much worse version of Creeper to be honest. The thing Creeper had going for it was that you could (usually) still hero power with it. You'd be amazed how often that makes a difference.
12:54 play lost you the game. You lost the fast card that can go through taunt and did not spent the mana efficiently. If you traded the razorfen hunter and played hozen healer it would be an easy win, because through that efficeincy you would also play lakkari fellhound 1 turn faster
Hey man, love your vids. Could you do a rant video on Rogue's quest reward card crystal core? I hate this card so much. I don't spend much money on this game and everyone i met online is using all these new quests cards and this is by far the worst.
Hey Kripp you seem to be new to 'Blizzard App' that's their hit new game hearthstone being played in a totally average and expected way, that 'what that was'
![[Hearthstone] Riding the Boar to Victory!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RBWs_MbWOVM/mqdefault.jpg)
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Who needs that, when you can get buffed minions on your board and some might of Stormwind!
I will my good kripperino
Giant Mastodon, you say? Looks big enough for me.
gachiGASM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Orgasmrino Kripperino hahahaha
This meme...
But my stats are bigger!
nice bog creeper for 2 extra mana and 2 extra health
14:38 made my day. Thank you Kripp.
2:23
fucking fast..
its only been up 57 seconds
Skipperino Kripperino damn son
Do you guys think that this is actually krip? I mean this guy is johnny on the spot if it's not him.
hes played against him on stream and they are friends
Oh hai Mastadon! I didn't know it was you!
I did not hit her
I did naht topdeck, it's naht true, it's bullshit, I did naht topdeck, I DID NAHT. Oh hai kripp.
You're tearing me apart Krippo!
Anyway how's your sex life ?
TommyWiseaurino Kripperino You're my favourite kripperino!
If you give it -1/-1 and "Can't be targeted by spells or hero powers", it's suddenly a legendary! :D
Prepare for Giant Mastadonerino Kripperino to exist.
you dont have to take any risks when you play me.
you are the very definition of a risk
polymorph
Bud Bonkerson nope because you can make the card untargetable
then galvvadon gets devolved
holy shit when the guy top decked the crawler i jumped outta my seat
That gollaka crawler was more unexpected than the spanish inquisition
Wow, Kripp almost got 1 million subs. I remember back when he had 30,000. I'm still not subbed to him yet either lol
its not too late maybe you can be the 1 millionth
Isn't gambling illegal?????
i dont think so
Ayy Lmao what are you doing here? xd
Ayy Lmao In some states it is. ;-;
Why does Kripp's hairline look like a McDonald's logo?
lol
Maxi part of a paid promotion?.
LOL
Максим Бахметьев fuckin gold
because he is a sellout.
14:37 Surprise Mofakka, its Gollakka!
you know whats better? Tar lord.
Well, at least it's safe from BGH
AbzOnline Isn't he dead or something? 🙃
Is that a new card ? Never heard of it
It's going to release with Naxx.
Kripp being Kripp, a few cards left in the opponent deck and the term "top deck" means anything.
That last game would make the compilation for "1 Hit Point matters X" if the shoe was on the other foot
5:53 Now I know how to do it thx Kripp xD
where is that jerrison hones dude??! i liked the jokes man!! gimme more!
I play Giant Mastodon in constructed Standard.
I lose a lot.
Hey, you aren't as bad as me! I play an Ultrasaur in my druid deck. I haven't successfully gotten an attack off with it yet, but someday, I'll get off a menagerie warden on it, and some player will have the distinction of being the first person to lose to an ultrasaur in constructed play.
Someday the dream will come true.
I would probably play it in a Anaconda deck or simply as a big minion because I dont have anything else. Same reason I always run Baron Geddon. xD
Yesss, I did it! I was up against an aggro druid and turn 6 I managed to get the ultrasaur out with a double invernerate! Then, I took advantage of the fact that nobody would ever attack an ultrasaur by using two earthen scales on it the next turn to get some armor back and played a tar creeper, and had just enough defenses to not die, while the ultrasaur slowly took over the board for me! I even managed to copy it with a menagerie warden on my last turn.
Ultrasaur op! Only took me... about 2 months for it to work!
3:10 I can't believe he said "dawg"
GIANT VEGADON
Saltosaur
Chairman Meow Meow~
krippCat meow krippCat
That 2nd game...so satisfying XD
I just kept looking at how the white glow from the card moved. Weird detail but I like it.
Not a good card in Wild. Better play Dr.Boom
Mastodon will get remastered,new one will be 7/7 taunt summon two 1/1 mastodon bots(warning bots may explode)
Mastaboom
Can't like bc its on 69
Isn't that the answer to every big card in Wild? xD
or ships cannon + a pirate
Dat last game gave me cholesterol from all the salt xD
Kripp is Bald! Where's balderino Kripperino when you need him?
I had a game yesterday where I was probably going to lose until I played a Giant Mastodon that wasn't removed. Then I played an Ancestral Spirit, Faceless Manipulator and Flametongue Totem. Fun times.
dat priest tou. When even I notice the misplays... what can I even say?
sincerely giant n00b
Ok, this is esoteric as hell, but that banana in the tar pit reminds me of the Playstation 1 game Vandal Hearts. There was a level where you could inspect a poisonous swamp tile and get a banana and trade it to an NPC for a key. If you found the key in each of the 6 chapters you'd unlock an upgrade for your main character that basically made them into a god.
A big Taunt? Not big enough for me...
Tyranturino Kripperino have you heard of this 2 mana mass removal for shaman?
Devolve
It's not an elephant, Kripp. It's a mastodon.
Kripp definitely knows how to play betrayal
One time i drafted this card and played it on curve going first. But my opponent STILL top decked the perfect answer.
What a bunch of bullshit!
That Crawler clip is so going in the next Salterino video.
that feel when in constructed i do play around betrayal...
You know what isn't a gamble? Two 3/2 Imps every turn!!
Lakkari Sacrificerino Kripperino You are missing a Kripp face in your profile pic.
Nessie Andrew Fixed it
Lakkari Sacrificerino Kripperino Perfecterino! ;)
soggoth is the same cost and cant be targeted by spells and I crafted it immediately when it came out. Best taunt in the game imo
Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money - Look up "Arcane nullifier X-21" and ask yourself if 1600 dust was worth it got a rare.
Yea but people dont have to trade up to 4 minions into it, I already know the card youre talking about and its not as big as a threat and soggoth is much more satisfying when your opponent pulls it out with a dirty rat or deathlord
2 more mana for 2 more health compared to bogcreeper who designed this shit?
bruh its a beast so its opop
Yeah, bog is fucking op
but the beast tag is like worth less than 0.5 mana
P O W E R C R E E P .
largest gamble? * laughs in astral communion *
i love it because it can be super powerful but forces the person playing it to bait out hard removal or at least be able to judge the opponent's hand
The ending was hilarious..
Title should have been "The Giant Giant Mastodon Gamble"!
It's morphin time
Mastodon !
At 12:50 kripp could put his opponent to 2hp, pretty sure that whould be the right play..
It was fucking glorious to see Kripp getting wrecked in the last game
This second game should be highlighted in "1hp matters" series ;)
it's not an elephant. it's a mammoth!
14:32 best moment
The Vicious Fledgling That Could- A Novel
That's what I call a card. Proper thicc😣👌
Extra Thicc, not Thicc enough for me, babe.
That Warlock, omg.
"big ass taunt elephant"
im always picking this mastodons. they feel great.
14:37 that trigger
it sounds plausible for druid quest or to fight taunt warriors and the filthy rats
The Giant Kripp Salt
Kripp what did you do to upset RnJesus?
Came for my daily sodium intake, overdosed..
I find Mastodon to be a much worse version of Creeper to be honest. The thing Creeper had going for it was that you could (usually) still hero power with it. You'd be amazed how often that makes a difference.
ty for shaving precious minutes
See you guys tomorrow
I would rather have -1/-1 stats for it to not be targetable by spells
Pretty sure C'thun is the highest mana cost taunt. :^)
should've dagger face on turn 2 last game
It's the most vaulnerable taunt.
Hey look it's the Ray Romano card.
"Jesus that RNG is insane" *gets +3 attack and uses a poisonous minion to clear the board. Then plays a legendary and another poison minion*
Golakka Crawler MVP!
FeelsGolakkaMan
Looks like one hit point matters 😎
12:22 you know... one hit point matters, you made like 6 videos of those
Mammoth into nourish into crackling for that cannot be targeted adapt yeah boiii
That Gallocka Crawler draw was absolutely unbearable to watch
tyvm kripp
Woah what happened, only 931 views 14 min after release? Jeez we are getting lazy.
Where is big game huntereno when you need him? Those giant mastodons would make great trophies!
Nooberino Kripperino, not playing around Golakka Crawler.
Kripp could have won if he hit the taut with his weapon and picked the fork
What in the good lord was that priest doing? WTF
12:54 play lost you the game. You lost the fast card that can go through taunt and did not spent the mana efficiently. If you traded the razorfen hunter and played hozen healer it would be an easy win, because through that efficeincy you would also play lakkari fellhound 1 turn faster
Hey man, love your vids. Could you do a rant video on Rogue's quest reward card crystal core? I hate this card so much. I don't spend much money on this game and everyone i met online is using all these new quests cards and this is by far the worst.
1 Hit Point Matters 6.
Emoting "Well played" after topdeckig lethal should be illegal
Ultrasaur is better since he's immune to Black Knight
Wrongwayinro Namerino
keep it comin man!
Skip the Wobbly Head
4:54 did he just say "fuck face"???
Niels Risgaard ffs
Hey Kripp you seem to be new to 'Blizzard App' that's their hit new game hearthstone being played in a totally average and expected way, that 'what that was'
so bog creeper but you pay 2 extra mana for just +2 health on a big minion that needs more stats per mana to be good
Moo
Rawr
potato
tfw +2 mana +2 health over BogChamp
one mastadont is bad but two of them gives us good deck :)
NoHairinoKripperino ?
shouldn't this card cost 8 mana? I mean, compare it to bog creeper
14:35
I used to like this card, now that I have taken a good look at its face close up, I change my mind