@@pntbller14 I mean that's the only way to read it haha. Such a great show, and arguably the best ending for a series finale of all time (season 9 is a spin-off, imo).
@@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 Currently sitting at 93 DTAs, if the number surpasses 100, then SCP - Amy will destroy the world. (DTA= Dont Tell Amy's)
This comment made me imagine a picture of Amy with Mark who is hugging the 8ft tall body pill and in the back ground we see Ethan being chased by the VA of Heisenberg
@@wheezingbisexual9957 probably only in the comment section..but under the video it still shows the button with the word Dislike. But not the amount of dislikes. Atleast that's how it is on my phone. Maybe your app hasn't updated yet lol
You sit on a thrown of lies.... He personally commissioned this pillow, dimensions materials and all... I cannot believe you are throwing this on me. The betrayal.
glad I'm not the only one who realized that... I'm sure there's a vector image out there they could have used instead, but nooooo low quality raster image is easier to find, so it's what they used
Mark: "I can explain!" Amy: "Start talking, I can't wait to hear this one." Mark: "I've been busy..." Us, Amy: *Looks at Lady Dimitrescu pillow* "Oh, we know."
Y'know, when his girlfriend finds out, they're practically obligated to do the "...and here I am in bed with my BF and his 9 foot tall vampire body pillow" meme thing.
@@shadowproxy4557 im going through and reporting every single one of their comments -.- you should NEVER speak like that about someone's loved one when they def don't deserve it, especially if they've passed away
I refuse to listen because it don't want multiple apps to consume media. I have a lot of time in TH-cam. I will continue using TH-cam and nothing else.
I mean why would you ever even consider eating that hateful corn thing the spice comes on? If it was like a potato chip I could somehow understand eating it.
I take to figure part to why he also doesn't do the whole Taki is due to his gastrointestinal history. The corn tortillas would just turn into a carbohydrate brick in the gut.
Usually when Mark says that something hurts a bit, he'll go to a doctor a week later and the doctor is gonna yell "why and how are you walking around??! Your back is broken in 7 places!!"
@MGTWO Entrepreneur wrong channel and your comment signs you up to replace him. We will bring him back through the souls of all those who dare create the bots who spam this.
Personally, I feel that the fact he never ate food properly is the real spotlight of this video. The pillow is to be expected, but suddenly learning just how things taste is literally life changing.
Is that the original quote?!?! It would make me so happy that the original quote is about a heckling mareep. I would absolutely buy a $500 four-foot-tall mareep.
Mark: trying to remember how to say "stroke of midnight" The Unus Annus Veterans: Franticly collecting coffee and sugar products to stay up until midnight
Mark: *talking about how he didn't chew his food properly beforehand* I uh...I think we just found out why he's gone to the hospital for intestinal blockages in the past >.>
Who would have guessed that Mark going to college for engineering would lead to him making a video, soon to be viewed by millions, about his secret Dimitrescu body pillow.
Mark * Gets caught being fed breakfast using adult toys by a stranger at his door * "This is fine!" Mark * Thinks about the trash man taking away his fair Lady Dimitrescu * "Oh boy, here I go killing again!"
Lady Dimitrescu breaks into Mark's home and picks him up while looking at Amy: "This is mine now until I grow tired of him." Amy: "That's fair. Have fun. Bye Mark!"
okay but the chewing thing might honestly explain the bowel obstructions he's had 😂 As someone with Crohn's disease, I have to chew a lot to help my stomach digest the foods, and Mark's realization is just so funny to me LMAO
Stream Timestamp for Easy Access : [0:01] Vibe Check [0:28] I Can Explain- [9:01] Cloaked Bamboozling [10:26] In Space with Lady Dmitrescu [12:19] It's Not A Sex Doll ! (Don't tell Amy) [13:36] _[REDACTED]_ 2nd Year Anniversary [15:03] Edge of Sleep Update [15:49] *HOW DARE YOU !* [16:40] Markiplier Gets Lumbago [17:45] Terminal Lumbago with Markiplier [19:30] Markiplier Opens His Third Tongue
Right? On these little livestreams where he just talks, I always think to myself, 'I'll just skip through it, watch for a few minutes and see if anything interesting happens.' And then an hour later, I'm still there. Every damn time. 😆
That prescription story. Incredibly relatable, I feel that so much. Constant phone calls with both the pharmacy and my insurance AND the doctor why am I the middleman trying to maintain consistent information between all of them?? You aren’t alone, Mark.
*Amy walks in on Mark with the Lady D body pillow. Mark: "Listen Amy, I met someone. It's hard to explain. Well, it's easy to explain. She's twice your height."
Mark: “it was a gift”
Inside marks head: “from me to me”
I don't know if you meant to, but I always appreciate a good Scrubs reference.
@@pfagan24 Read in JDs voice of course
@@pntbller14 I mean that's the only way to read it haha. Such a great show, and arguably the best ending for a series finale of all time (season 9 is a spin-off, imo).
I can change the likes.
@@pfagan24 you go to weiss hs?
Amy: This is my boyfriend, Mark. And this is Mark’s girlfriend, Alcina.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED YET HERE WE ARE
BAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂
@@punking892 they're not, actually.
@@absterps thx for telling, imma delete me then
Oh the "Dont tell Amy" memories are all coming back.....
Y e s
i remember him burning the table in the MRE video.I wonder how many things are whe supposed to "not tell Amy"
@@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 Currently sitting at 93 DTAs, if the number surpasses 100, then SCP - Amy will destroy the world.
(DTA= Dont Tell Amy's)
Stops taping Ethan to the wall: don’t tell Amy what? Huh? 😂😂 oh, that? Oh, she’ll be fine with this…she won’t notice this… 😂😂
All the greatest things start with "Don't tell Amy."
"IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL!!"
Well, not with that attitude.
It's a ....respect doll....he really respects the POWER of that doll...its not a sexual thing lol
Someone has to find one and send it to him now. With all proper measurements
🤣
Oh no XD
For some reason I don't doubt it-
Amy: *thinking* hes thinking about another girl
Mark: *thinking* how do I hide a life sized Lady Dimitrescu body pillow from Amy?
I mean, he is thinking of another girl... XD
imagine when she finds out xD
Just Don't Tell Amy
@@Restartedoperator She most likely will fight him for the pillow
Amy: Ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, and his 8ft tall life sized Lady Dimitrescu body pillow
9'6"
This comment made me imagine a picture of Amy with Mark who is hugging the 8ft tall body pill and in the back ground we see Ethan being chased by the VA of Heisenberg
God the memes are all ready great
@@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 Enlight me brother!
9ft.
The hype has pretty much died down, but Mark is still here simping.
That's dedication.
Simping? What?! No, no! He's just respecting her power! She's a very powerful lady, he respects that! He's very respectful, that's all! >.>
@@redwitch12 he respects her by letting lady step on him, that’s all -.-
There's statues of her that cost thousads
Nope I'm still here
Ayo bro I still simping for her
Mark: “it’s not a sex doll”
also Mark: “i was supposed to promote Cloak yesterday…..but i was busy..and i hurt my back.”
uh huh. busy.
* loudly * *MMM-HMM!*
*Oh god the meaning of this joke just hit me*
o.o
Well him hurting his back is sure believable
WHEEZE
Markiplier while holding Dimitrescu: I can explain
Everyone else: *We saw it coming*
My question is: did it seriously take THIS long to happen?
@Sound City 🅥 ok
@Sound City 🅥 I watched one video out of your 6 LMFAO... and it was, how do I say this nicely, uhm, GARBAGE
We saw it coming... we only had ourselves to blaaaaaaaaaaame
Indeed
Mark apologising to Lady each time he groped her was humorous
It is XD And shows how much he "respects" her hehe.
AyO?
Maybe he's worried she'll come to life Toy Story style. Too much FNAF.
@@thefirstsin "come on?"
@@45hr52 *you close?*
"Amy doesn't know about it"
I'm sure she does now
She probably knew before this but decided not to say anything because it's Mark.
TH-cam: *Removes dislike button*
Mark: NOW IS THE TIME TO REVEAL MY SHAME
Dislike is removed? I still have the dislike button. O.o
@@legogsrdi8349 yeah but it doesn't show the amount of dislikes anymore
@@devinbrown6650 i can see the dislikes tho?
@@wheezingbisexual9957 probably only in the comment section..but under the video it still shows the button with the word Dislike. But not the amount of dislikes. Atleast that's how it is on my phone. Maybe your app hasn't updated yet lol
@@devinbrown6650 yeah i kinda thought it was bcuz of that-
amy is gonna roll over one night and just see lady dimitrescu staring at her with mark’s face resting on it whilst he smiles
Probably happened last night
You sit on a thrown of lies.... He personally commissioned this pillow, dimensions materials and all... I cannot believe you are throwing this on me. The betrayal.
Yes thy truth finally comes out
Make him a mattress version of her next
@@jkishhabi oh god the sales went up so fast
@Alex Tima Thank you for your honesty! I would love to see a video on the punishment of @Markiplier at his next PT session. 😈
Really? I don’t know you, so I can’t say who is telling the truth, but it feels more like in Mark’s personality to commission that. Lol!
He's a perfectly normal dude with a giant vampiress pillow.
I love that Lady Dimitrescu is so much taller than Mark, but his head is just as big as hers
Mark is to big brain time needs big head for big brain time
@@randomperson5512 THE THROB NOG
amy lying in bed like: ah yes. me, my boyfriend, and his 500 dollar nine foot six inch tall vampire girlfriend pillow
isn’t this stolen?
@@schwuischwui ??
@@schwuischwui its a meme. How the hell do u steal a meme?
@@schwuischwui it's just a meme, everyone can use ut
@@schwuischwui ig there’s a less popular comment just like this down here posted an hour ago
amy: “um…whatcha got there?”
mark: *wrapped in the lady d pillow* “a smoothie-“
😂
This-this comment wins I swear
I understood that reference
I know its like 9 months later from when this comment was first made but.. a smoothie? more like a really REALLY tall drink of water
Ha! Classic honestly!!!! 😂😁👍
Of all the people that could give Mark a full-size body pillow of Lady D, it's his personal fitness trainer........
@Sound City 🅥 bruh
Idk if Amy would be happy about that 😂
One could argue that this could be some late night training… imsosorryisaidit
@Sound City 🅥 then how come we never heard of you?
getting those calories burning if you know what i mean ;)
The don’t tell Amy series continues. Started with Unus Annus now we here.
what's [DELETED CHANNEL]?
--I know, but yOU CAN'T SAY THE NAME--
@@aubarlowe Maybe they overcame the first step of grief: Denial and are on to acceptance after the last video Mark and Ethan released. 😅
@@aubarlowe unus annus was about accepting death not forgetting it happened
@@Tippy555 nono, i mean it in the joking sense of "those who weren't here can't know"
An so far we're at a lafy dirmtruse pillow..
Imagine if Mark owned that during the Unus Annus days
I can just imagine it placed randomly throughout the videos lol.
would've been a love story between this thing and Benjamin Ketchup
Task force personnel, we have a breach in amnesiacs. Move to contain.
Memento Mori
unus annus?
I'm not offended by the pillow of Alcina. I'm offended they used a JPEG image upscaled to print out our queen...
Oh god why did you point that out Dx
glad I'm not the only one who realized that... I'm sure there's a vector image out there they could have used instead, but nooooo low quality raster image is easier to find, so it's what they used
@@ama_whiterose right like??? If ur gonna make a 9ft pillow then make it right
Hey, Alex is a personal trainer not a Pillow maker, he tried his best
Yes, It hurts
“listen amy, we can still cuddle. but lady dimitrescu must be included”
Amy: I'm laying in bed next to my boyfriend, mark.
Amy: mark, is lying next to his girlfriend, lady dimitrescu.
Why do I imagine Mark, his girlfriend and Lady Dimistrecu in that one meme of that guy staring at the other girl with his girlfriend beside him -
insert the parks and rec meme w april and her two boyfriends
Mark: "I can explain!"
Amy: "Start talking, I can't wait to hear this one."
Mark: "I've been busy..."
Us, Amy: *Looks at Lady Dimitrescu pillow* "Oh, we know."
Mark: so you see....Alex bought this and....wait why are you laughing?
Mark: I was busy and I hurt my back..
Us: UH HUH!
( 9:30 )
Mark showing off his body pillow so casually shows how powerful he is.
Its the source of his power.
He's too strong, we never stood a chance
Y'know, when his girlfriend finds out, they're practically obligated to do the "...and here I am in bed with my BF and his 9 foot tall vampire body pillow" meme thing.
Omg yesss!!!!!
I thought Amy already knew. Lol.
@@ashleyr6809 Not about the pillow apparently.
@MGTWO Entrepreneur shut up 🤐 no one what’s your opinion
@@shadowproxy4557 im going through and reporting every single one of their comments -.- you should NEVER speak like that about someone's loved one when they def don't deserve it, especially if they've passed away
“She’s a little limp.” Mark said while loving holding his queen.
Mark: “It’s not a sex doll!!”
Me: You lack conviction.
*Not yet it isn’t*
@MGTWO Entrepreneur why do you even bother. let the deceased rest in peace
@@cameronschyuder9034 Bro he’s just an attention seeker, just stay quiet when seeing lil kids like this..thing.
Until he cuts a hole in it
@MGTWO Entrepreneur Man, you bots are still going at it? At this point I’m just surprised you’ve lasted this long
Mark and Amy: Lying in bed
Amy: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, and this body pillow that you put between us.
🤣🤣🤣
Chica: *sad dog noise*
Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 8-foot tall life size Lady Dimitrescu pillow.
It's not a rumor, Mark's shoulder-back pain is affected positively or negatively depending on how many are or aren't listening to Distractible.
Wade stop going On other accs to promote. Distractible ( i already listen)
I listen every week :)
I listening to only a few but I will go back to watching eventually
I like to bank a few and listen to 2-3 at once while relaxing and laughing my ass off.
I refuse to listen because it don't want multiple apps to consume media. I have a lot of time in TH-cam. I will continue using TH-cam and nothing else.
Mark: *Don't tell amy about this*
Also mark: "posts in a public livestream"
Amy: interesting
Also Amy sometimes watches his livestreams 👀
Lol
This just gives the morbid excuse to say Mark was able to kill lady Dimitrescu and he really kept her corpse-
Oh my god you’re right…
Bloody Hell.....
Mark: "She's almost as tall as I am."
Me: "But Mark! You're talln't!"
I completely agree with this statement
@@dustinmcgee5434 So do I.
I read this in Ethan’s voice and I don’t know how to feel about it
As someone even shorter than Mark, and even Ethan, I feel very much attacked...
Tallnut
"I was swallowing everything whole"
Also mark: Absolutely refuses to eat the entire taki and just spits it back out.
oh my god that's why Mark doesn't eat the Takis!
I mean why would you ever even consider eating that hateful corn thing the spice comes on? If it was like a potato chip I could somehow understand eating it.
I take to figure part to why he also doesn't do the whole Taki is due to his gastrointestinal history. The corn tortillas would just turn into a carbohydrate brick in the gut.
Markiplier : "I can explain..."
Me : *There is no need to explain*
This is one of the biggest "don't tell Amy" moments.
Don't tell Amy Pond.
XDDD
Mark: it was gifted to me
BOB AND WADE: He asked for it as a Christmas PRESENT!
Amy: * walks in on Mark in bed kissing his pillow *
Mark: "I can Explain..."
More like: *I won’t.
Proceeds to make a youtube video to justify what Amy saw.
@@rabd3721 Definitely.
Mark : "I'm not a masochist!"
Also Mark : "It's not sex doll!"
Also also Mark: "I was busy and I hurt my back.."
( 9:30 )
He has never looked shorter than when standing next to that body pillow.
How sHoRt is Mark anyway?
Him next to the door is also hilarious
@@amiiredhead2676 5'10
@@RayneZix he's taller than me, I'm 5' 5
It's midnight I'm waiting
He just likes the power. I think mark really respects the dominance of his new body pillow.
Lmaoooo
He’s NOT a masochist!!
Markiplier: “I can explain about this.”
Me: “I predicted that this was going to happen.”
We all did😅😂😂
My prediction is that Mark will talk about how he left Amy. Just to marry the world's biggest body pillow in the next video.
Agree everyone know this happen sooner or later
We all did! 🤣
@MGTWO Entrepreneur not funny
Amy's birthday: Stilts and an 8 foot ball gown.
Amy: MARK!!
9:6
Mark: It’s not a SEX thing!
@@randy1822001 amy: It is now! 😈
Mark: Has issues with digestion and bowel blockages
Also Mark: Ehh chewing is optional
Yeah, he mentioned stomach issues, now it makes sense
Well the bowel thing is scar tissue from surgery I don't think chewing has anything to do with that.
Lol, now we know why
Mark: "Amy Doesn't know about this"
Amy watching the stream: "Am I a fucking joke to you?"
Who are we kidding? Amy doesn’t watch his channel
@@Jennymayg13 actually she is watching his channel but it's fine i don't think she'll get mad
Usually when Mark says that something hurts a bit, he'll go to a doctor a week later and the doctor is gonna yell "why and how are you walking around??! Your back is broken in 7 places!!"
next week we're gonna get another hospital video /j
@MGTWO Entrepreneur wrong channel and your comment signs you up to replace him. We will bring him back through the souls of all those who dare create the bots who spam this.
Amy: What do you got there?
Mark: A smoothie...
I love how desperately Mark is trying to explain himself and everybody is just like.
''Sure Mark, sure''
We love him and her, he loves her and us, is all good.
I love Mark's livestreams, he shows us a completely different side of himself.
Legitimately fucking choked from laughing when he said who got it for him
Was 666 when I saw whoever changed. Why
Did u choke on something els
@@x_nine_x5664 cuz ur gay
@@orlandobarrera3363 hey gottem
/s
@@orlandobarrera3363 lol
Personally, I feel that the fact he never ate food properly is the real spotlight of this video. The pillow is to be expected, but suddenly learning just how things taste is literally life changing.
This is quite literally the "ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her $500 four foot tall Mareep" except mark and his giant vampire body pillow
Is that the original quote?!?! It would make me so happy that the original quote is about a heckling mareep.
I would absolutely buy a $500 four-foot-tall mareep.
@@indigopines it is, in fact, the original quote
Mark: trying to remember how to say "stroke of midnight"
The Unus Annus Veterans: Franticly collecting coffee and sugar products to stay up until midnight
Don't out me like this 😂 Midnight Mark's time is 2 am my time lmao
What time zone is he in? I always think I know and then I'm wrong.
Yeah, staying up til 3am lol. Venom energy will get me there
I'm setting an alarm because I don't trust myself
@@lucyandhaileeshow He's in Pacific Standard Time (PST) if I'm not mistaken...
Mark: “You guys are being very judgmental!”
Also Mark: “Amy does not know about this. Obviously it’s hard to put away in a moments notice.”
it's
*hard* you say?
I'll see myself out-
It’s okay, He doesn’t know about her Heisenberg body pillow.
wait what is the time stamp lol
6:45
@@kannakello thank you! i didn’t realize it was that early in haha
Mark: *talking about how he didn't chew his food properly beforehand*
I uh...I think we just found out why he's gone to the hospital for intestinal blockages in the past >.>
Who would have guessed that Mark going to college for engineering would lead to him making a video, soon to be viewed by millions, about his secret Dimitrescu body pillow.
its at 1.2mil rn ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Mark: Don't assume things just yet.
Me: *Assuming things.
Mark: Wait, stop it.
Mark * Gets caught being fed breakfast using adult toys by a stranger at his door * "This is fine!"
Mark * Thinks about the trash man taking away his fair Lady Dimitrescu * "Oh boy, here I go killing again!"
eef on the other hand... was redder than mark's profile pic
That knowledge is forbidden, do not speak of the dead
I miss our cult so much. Memento Mori 🖤🤍
I have a feeling Amy knows about the Lady Dimetrescu body pillow and is letting Mark think he is hiding it from her
Mark: I learned how to chew 3 weeks ago.
Me: ohhhh that’s why he only sucked the Takis.
Oh my goodness, I started eating takis seconds before I read this 😆
What actually is Takis?
Lol!
@@clumsycolours1677 He had an episode where he ate Takis
@@Wayne_The_Great yeah but what actually is it?
Amy laying in bed: “ah yes…me…my boyfriend…and his life sized body pillow of Lady Dimitrescu”
Imagine if it was perfectly to scale.
@The Scarlet Slayer You do realise that’s a bot?
@@SorrowAvenue????
@@SorrowAvenue doesn’t make it not funny
The real comment is 2 above this for me LMAO
Mark : "Please, Do Not Tell Amy"
Some people in the live chat :
"We're gonna do a little trolling"
99% of chat: ......oops....too late
The fact that Maggie Robertson, Lady D herself, saw and reacted to this on a live stream is incredible and gives me so much joy
Link? I gotta see this.
mark: "Why does my shoulder hurt, I've always had this weird pain."
That one time he did parkour and landed on his shoulder...
Lol I’m like 90% sure mark has some permanent damage to his shoulder and spine after the collage parkour incident and doesn’t realize it
Oh YEAH I FORGOT!
@@Fluffybuzz 100%, absolutely obliterated
Mark: I’m in the hospital with a food impaction and I don’t know why.
Also Mark: I never chewed my food!
Mark: "we are hours away from the anniversary of the end of Unus Annus"
Me: HE SAID THE THING!!
I've honestly been waiting for him to say it or ehtan to say something about unus annus
@@TLB-2.0 same! Ethan did tweet about it though
@@elliemayo I must've missed it ill go check
Time stamp?!?
@@TLB-2.0 mark raided ethan after his last twitch stream and he mentioned it
Me before explanation: "Mark what the f*ck"
Me after explanation: "Mark what the f*ck"
That isn't a body pillow, my guy. That's a whole ass mattress.
Don't give Alex any more ideas or there will be an actual Lady Dimetrescu mattress arriving at Mark's next
Emphasis on the ass.
i love how mark was talking about serious stuffs and then just blurted out "IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL!"
lolll that had my boyfriend and i rolling 💀
Yeah, that made me laugh. I love the comedy that he produces.
ROFL I read this as he said this. XD
"She's a little limp"
Not for long lol
Lol
Mark acting “naive” as to why Alex bought him Lady Dimitrescu
Alex: I know your secret
Alex: I know your weakness!
Lady Dimitrescu breaks into Mark's home and picks him up while looking at Amy: "This is mine now until I grow tired of him."
Amy: "That's fair. Have fun. Bye Mark!"
"Have fun storming the castle!"
🤣🤣🤣
Mark is truly a generous and kindhearted person.
Appreciate him so much, big part of my childhood 🙌
@Sound City 🅥 man gtfo
Yes
TH-cams got time to remove the numbers of the dislike feature yet can't do jack shit about these bots
@@usernotSID fr
if mark doesnt make her a permanent addition to the background we will riot
Petition this!!
Other people: *lay down*
Markiplier: *gets horizontal on the sofa*
With his confession to not previously tasting food, I someehat feel like he needs to revisit every flavor of poptart and the tasting videos he's done
all poptarts taste the same.
@@freezingcathedral I never liked them, I don't understand why Americans love it so much, I'd rather just eat toast with a cup of honey tea.
whenever Mark says don't tell Amy, you know that, at the very least, one of his 30.3 million Subscribers immediately told Amy
Yes lol
The stream having 33k viewers and getting 33k likes is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen
I missed the stream but we are at 36K now, let go!
Mark just learning how to eat for real was a literal jaw-dropping moment.
Yeah XD like why no ones talking about that lol
@@anoushkasingh2080 exactly my thought!! Why isn’t anyone talking about it?? And then I thought.. well, it is mark.
@@quackerz7523 well.. you are right about that it IS Mark after all 😂
Literally could not stop laughing for five whole minutes.
I’m glad he’s got a new lease on life by chewing his food.
"Don't get me wrong, I've chewed some things" - Markiplier 2021
Mark: I guess I'll hold on to her
Also mark: keeps Chrystal Dimitrescu throughout the whole game
I'm glad to hear Alex and Mark are great friends ever since UA... Close enough to give a life-sized body pillow of one of their favorite characters
they knew eachother before ua
Oh yeah, "Don't tell Amy."
Also, Happy Anniversary, Unus Annus, Memento Mori.
Memento Mori
Memento Mori.... I'm here st midnight waiting to see what this thingy is he was talking about Haha
okay but the chewing thing might honestly explain the bowel obstructions he's had 😂 As someone with Crohn's disease, I have to chew a lot to help my stomach digest the foods, and Mark's realization is just so funny to me LMAO
Hehe, poor dude. Timestamp?
Stream Timestamp for Easy Access :
[0:01] Vibe Check
[0:28] I Can Explain-
[9:01] Cloaked Bamboozling
[10:26] In Space with Lady Dmitrescu
[12:19] It's Not A Sex Doll ! (Don't tell Amy)
[13:36] _[REDACTED]_ 2nd Year Anniversary
[15:03] Edge of Sleep Update
[15:49] *HOW DARE YOU !*
[16:40] Markiplier Gets Lumbago
[17:45] Terminal Lumbago with Markiplier
[19:30] Markiplier Opens His Third Tongue
I wonder if Amy is keeping a 'don't tell Amy' tally somewhere.
Just waiting for her “don’t tell Mark” compilation to come out.
Him bringing up Unus Annus got me to tear up a little, ngl. Don't tell Amy
Oh he just said it a lot during the series. He's been saying it for years :D
@@Misshowzat wdym years?
Memento mori or how ever the hell you spell it.
Do yourself a solid and bring some tissues for his momento Mori video then.
"Now, I know what this - excuse me" I adore when Mark politely simps over her, it's absolutely hilarious
“Ive been working on a lot of new- IT IS NOT A SEX DOLL”
So far we've learned Mark is a masochist and he likes to be dominated by giant women 👀👀
We can pretty easily know who is dom in bed now xD
Hint: its not mark
exactly
Don't we all tho
@@Disapointed_Luigi The joke loses its humor when you have to help people understand.
It’s not that. It’s about POWER!
Markiplier when he realizes that Fiber actually exists in food because you can taste the cardboard. All because he learned how to chew.
The truth is revealed: Mark just slurps the takis powder because it's really difficult to get an entire unbroken taki down your throat.
Man, Mark can really talk about literally anything for 40 minutes and make it interesting
Right? On these little livestreams where he just talks, I always think to myself, 'I'll just skip through it, watch for a few minutes and see if anything interesting happens.' And then an hour later, I'm still there. Every damn time. 😆
Every time I learn something new about Mark I ask myself "How has this man been able to survive into his thirties?"
IDK*
As someone who has unlocked the "Your back is now fucked" achievement... I felt that.
That prescription story. Incredibly relatable, I feel that so much. Constant phone calls with both the pharmacy and my insurance AND the doctor why am I the middleman trying to maintain consistent information between all of them?? You aren’t alone, Mark.
Markiplier : "I don't know how to get rid of it"
Jacksepticeye : "I may be of assistance"
😂😂😂😂
I read "I may be of assistance" with his Berdly voice and I can't stop laughing 😂
Mark “Not a Masochist” Fischbach: I like takis because it’s like getting punched in the tongue
Mark: We promised no judgement.
Us: We PROMISED nothing.😈😈
*Amy walks in on Mark with the Lady D body pillow.
Mark: "Listen Amy, I met someone. It's hard to explain. Well, it's easy to explain. She's twice your height."