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  • @pntbller14
    @pntbller14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6670

    Mark: “it was a gift”
    Inside marks head: “from me to me”

    • @pfagan24
      @pfagan24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't know if you meant to, but I always appreciate a good Scrubs reference.

    • @pntbller14
      @pntbller14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@pfagan24 Read in JDs voice of course

    • @pfagan24
      @pfagan24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pntbller14 I mean that's the only way to read it haha. Such a great show, and arguably the best ending for a series finale of all time (season 9 is a spin-off, imo).

    • @Az-pool
      @Az-pool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can change the likes.

    • @greywhistler6576
      @greywhistler6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@pfagan24 you go to weiss hs?

  • @Rclarke115
    @Rclarke115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7155

    Amy: This is my boyfriend, Mark. And this is Mark’s girlfriend, Alcina.

    • @catastrophe_crow64
      @catastrophe_crow64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED YET HERE WE ARE

    • @ador3qr
      @ador3qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      BAHAHA

    • @mavvynne444
      @mavvynne444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @absterps
      @absterps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@punking892 they're not, actually.

    • @punking892
      @punking892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@absterps thx for telling, imma delete me then

  • @ktmal1681
    @ktmal1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9230

    Oh the "Dont tell Amy" memories are all coming back.....

    • @arttoon03
      @arttoon03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Y e s

    • @bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463
      @bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      i remember him burning the table in the MRE video.I wonder how many things are whe supposed to "not tell Amy"

    • @ktmal1681
      @ktmal1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 Currently sitting at 93 DTAs, if the number surpasses 100, then SCP - Amy will destroy the world.
      (DTA= Dont Tell Amy's)

    • @crazyworldcreativepassions7754
      @crazyworldcreativepassions7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Stops taping Ethan to the wall: don’t tell Amy what? Huh? 😂😂 oh, that? Oh, she’ll be fine with this…she won’t notice this… 😂😂

    • @-Offstar
      @-Offstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      All the greatest things start with "Don't tell Amy."

  • @LateSleeper
    @LateSleeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4993

    "IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL!!"
    Well, not with that attitude.

    • @masonprisco3782
      @masonprisco3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      It's a ....respect doll....he really respects the POWER of that doll...its not a sexual thing lol

    • @baconator1377
      @baconator1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Someone has to find one and send it to him now. With all proper measurements

    • @SolusAgomor
      @SolusAgomor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @serenabloodstreamdevil1319
      @serenabloodstreamdevil1319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no XD

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For some reason I don't doubt it-

  • @Red-mz7iy
    @Red-mz7iy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4122

    Amy: *thinking* hes thinking about another girl
    Mark: *thinking* how do I hide a life sized Lady Dimitrescu body pillow from Amy?

    • @NebulousVendragon
      @NebulousVendragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I mean, he is thinking of another girl... XD

    • @Restartedoperator
      @Restartedoperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      imagine when she finds out xD

    • @thekennyeslickshow
      @thekennyeslickshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just Don't Tell Amy

    • @wrathofthelamb318
      @wrathofthelamb318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​​@@Restartedoperator She most likely will fight him for the pillow

  • @royaltycrow
    @royaltycrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14078

    Amy: Ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, and his 8ft tall life sized Lady Dimitrescu body pillow

    • @akshatdubey7904
      @akshatdubey7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      9'6"

    • @DrawPG
      @DrawPG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      This comment made me imagine a picture of Amy with Mark who is hugging the 8ft tall body pill and in the back ground we see Ethan being chased by the VA of Heisenberg

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      God the memes are all ready great

    • @edraburhdohr667
      @edraburhdohr667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 Enlight me brother!

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      9ft.

  • @darkpandalord3844
    @darkpandalord3844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6669

    The hype has pretty much died down, but Mark is still here simping.
    That's dedication.

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      Simping? What?! No, no! He's just respecting her power! She's a very powerful lady, he respects that! He's very respectful, that's all! >.>

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@redwitch12 he respects her by letting lady step on him, that’s all -.-

    • @mitsuri3096
      @mitsuri3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There's statues of her that cost thousads

    • @MesozoicRex
      @MesozoicRex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nope I'm still here

    • @adariusausborne3148
      @adariusausborne3148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ayo bro I still simping for her

  • @spoopy891
    @spoopy891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    Mark: “it’s not a sex doll”
    also Mark: “i was supposed to promote Cloak yesterday…..but i was busy..and i hurt my back.”
    uh huh. busy.

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      * loudly * *MMM-HMM!*

    • @jamesmonorow574
      @jamesmonorow574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *Oh god the meaning of this joke just hit me*

    • @CL.123
      @CL.123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      o.o

    • @RoberLunar
      @RoberLunar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well him hurting his back is sure believable

    • @annielemon
      @annielemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHEEZE

  • @obi1ben392
    @obi1ben392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6188

    Markiplier while holding Dimitrescu: I can explain
    Everyone else: *We saw it coming*

    • @zoorox1996
      @zoorox1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      My question is: did it seriously take THIS long to happen?

    • @nekopawapuan6748
      @nekopawapuan6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sound City 🅥 ok

    • @lyriqsarqade
      @lyriqsarqade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Sound City 🅥 I watched one video out of your 6 LMFAO... and it was, how do I say this nicely, uhm, GARBAGE

    • @mozz14378
      @mozz14378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We saw it coming... we only had ourselves to blaaaaaaaaaaame

    • @kristhedepressedhuman9337
      @kristhedepressedhuman9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

  • @AuzzieAnxiety
    @AuzzieAnxiety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    Mark apologising to Lady each time he groped her was humorous

    • @KitoBallard
      @KitoBallard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It is XD And shows how much he "respects" her hehe.

    • @thefirstsin
      @thefirstsin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AyO?

    • @Misshowzat
      @Misshowzat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe he's worried she'll come to life Toy Story style. Too much FNAF.

    • @45hr52
      @45hr52 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefirstsin "come on?"

    • @rondodesu
      @rondodesu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@45hr52 *you close?*

  • @plinkitee
    @plinkitee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    "Amy doesn't know about it"
    I'm sure she does now

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      She probably knew before this but decided not to say anything because it's Mark.

  • @Gryoomf
    @Gryoomf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3871

    TH-cam: *Removes dislike button*
    Mark: NOW IS THE TIME TO REVEAL MY SHAME

    • @legogsrdi8349
      @legogsrdi8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Dislike is removed? I still have the dislike button. O.o

    • @devinbrown6650
      @devinbrown6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@legogsrdi8349 yeah but it doesn't show the amount of dislikes anymore

    • @wheezingbisexual9957
      @wheezingbisexual9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@devinbrown6650 i can see the dislikes tho?

    • @devinbrown6650
      @devinbrown6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@wheezingbisexual9957 probably only in the comment section..but under the video it still shows the button with the word Dislike. But not the amount of dislikes. Atleast that's how it is on my phone. Maybe your app hasn't updated yet lol

    • @wheezingbisexual9957
      @wheezingbisexual9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@devinbrown6650 yeah i kinda thought it was bcuz of that-

  • @cirice_0666
    @cirice_0666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    amy is gonna roll over one night and just see lady dimitrescu staring at her with mark’s face resting on it whilst he smiles

  • @happyscratchmore
    @happyscratchmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17964

    You sit on a thrown of lies.... He personally commissioned this pillow, dimensions materials and all... I cannot believe you are throwing this on me. The betrayal.

    • @tacotuesday4798
      @tacotuesday4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

      Yes thy truth finally comes out

    • @jkishhabi
      @jkishhabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      Make him a mattress version of her next

    • @tacotuesday4798
      @tacotuesday4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      @@jkishhabi oh god the sales went up so fast

    • @PelicanSandwich
      @PelicanSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @Alex Tima Thank you for your honesty! I would love to see a video on the punishment of @Markiplier at his next PT session. 😈

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Really? I don’t know you, so I can’t say who is telling the truth, but it feels more like in Mark’s personality to commission that. Lol!

  • @KittyPepperPhd
    @KittyPepperPhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    He's a perfectly normal dude with a giant vampiress pillow.

  • @lordfishflakes4028
    @lordfishflakes4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I love that Lady Dimitrescu is so much taller than Mark, but his head is just as big as hers

    • @randomperson5512
      @randomperson5512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mark is to big brain time needs big head for big brain time

    • @idkwhattosayrlly2158
      @idkwhattosayrlly2158 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@randomperson5512 THE THROB NOG

  • @spinejackel
    @spinejackel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    amy lying in bed like: ah yes. me, my boyfriend, and his 500 dollar nine foot six inch tall vampire girlfriend pillow

    • @schwuischwui
      @schwuischwui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      isn’t this stolen?

    • @churchA.I
      @churchA.I 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@schwuischwui ??

    • @undrinkablesmoothie
      @undrinkablesmoothie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@schwuischwui its a meme. How the hell do u steal a meme?

    • @Androids23
      @Androids23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@schwuischwui it's just a meme, everyone can use ut

    • @imsorryforarguingbut4555
      @imsorryforarguingbut4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@schwuischwui ig there’s a less popular comment just like this down here posted an hour ago

  • @locustpond
    @locustpond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    amy: “um…whatcha got there?”
    mark: *wrapped in the lady d pillow* “a smoothie-“

    • @animekidben8463
      @animekidben8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @team_lollipop9699
      @team_lollipop9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This-this comment wins I swear

    • @devinbrown6650
      @devinbrown6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I understood that reference

    • @pjfloofy
      @pjfloofy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know its like 9 months later from when this comment was first made but.. a smoothie? more like a really REALLY tall drink of water

    • @gutembergnery7985
      @gutembergnery7985 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! Classic honestly!!!! 😂😁👍

  • @isaacblake7393
    @isaacblake7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3859

    Of all the people that could give Mark a full-size body pillow of Lady D, it's his personal fitness trainer........

    • @luredice
      @luredice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Sound City 🅥 bruh

    • @polaroidtxx5834
      @polaroidtxx5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Idk if Amy would be happy about that 😂

    • @izzybebei
      @izzybebei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      One could argue that this could be some late night training… imsosorryisaidit

    • @jonesp3398
      @jonesp3398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Sound City 🅥 then how come we never heard of you?

    • @bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463
      @bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      getting those calories burning if you know what i mean ;)

  • @Bubblies005
    @Bubblies005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    The don’t tell Amy series continues. Started with Unus Annus now we here.

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      what's [DELETED CHANNEL]?
      --I know, but yOU CAN'T SAY THE NAME--

    • @Bubblies005
      @Bubblies005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@aubarlowe Maybe they overcame the first step of grief: Denial and are on to acceptance after the last video Mark and Ethan released. 😅

    • @Tippy555
      @Tippy555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aubarlowe unus annus was about accepting death not forgetting it happened

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Tippy555 nono, i mean it in the joking sense of "those who weren't here can't know"

    • @temmieisakward2830
      @temmieisakward2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An so far we're at a lafy dirmtruse pillow..

  • @M.P.D-TheBagel
    @M.P.D-TheBagel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    Imagine if Mark owned that during the Unus Annus days

    • @SulphurMind
      @SulphurMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I can just imagine it placed randomly throughout the videos lol.

    • @danisaur33
      @danisaur33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      would've been a love story between this thing and Benjamin Ketchup

    • @justaspookydude47
      @justaspookydude47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Task force personnel, we have a breach in amnesiacs. Move to contain.

    • @diedforsomemilk7774
      @diedforsomemilk7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Memento Mori

    • @octomium
      @octomium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      unus annus?

  • @cassandralyris4918
    @cassandralyris4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2912

    I'm not offended by the pillow of Alcina. I'm offended they used a JPEG image upscaled to print out our queen...

    • @Toxicfox63
      @Toxicfox63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Oh god why did you point that out Dx

    • @ama_whiterose
      @ama_whiterose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      glad I'm not the only one who realized that... I'm sure there's a vector image out there they could have used instead, but nooooo low quality raster image is easier to find, so it's what they used

    • @rodeo9837
      @rodeo9837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@ama_whiterose right like??? If ur gonna make a 9ft pillow then make it right

    • @KingsBard
      @KingsBard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hey, Alex is a personal trainer not a Pillow maker, he tried his best

    • @detyvitanova749
      @detyvitanova749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, It hurts

  • @cirice_0666
    @cirice_0666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    “listen amy, we can still cuddle. but lady dimitrescu must be included”

  • @sweetangellie
    @sweetangellie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Amy: I'm laying in bed next to my boyfriend, mark.
    Amy: mark, is lying next to his girlfriend, lady dimitrescu.

    • @user-xw8bn4uq8c
      @user-xw8bn4uq8c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why do I imagine Mark, his girlfriend and Lady Dimistrecu in that one meme of that guy staring at the other girl with his girlfriend beside him -

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      insert the parks and rec meme w april and her two boyfriends

  • @doctriv8596
    @doctriv8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    Mark: "I can explain!"
    Amy: "Start talking, I can't wait to hear this one."
    Mark: "I've been busy..."
    Us, Amy: *Looks at Lady Dimitrescu pillow* "Oh, we know."

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mark: so you see....Alex bought this and....wait why are you laughing?

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark: I was busy and I hurt my back..
      Us: UH HUH!
      ( 9:30 )

  • @phoenixflambe3319
    @phoenixflambe3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Mark showing off his body pillow so casually shows how powerful he is.

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    Y'know, when his girlfriend finds out, they're practically obligated to do the "...and here I am in bed with my BF and his 9 foot tall vampire body pillow" meme thing.

    • @shadowproxy4557
      @shadowproxy4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg yesss!!!!!

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought Amy already knew. Lol.

    • @missachua
      @missachua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ashleyr6809 Not about the pillow apparently.

    • @shadowproxy4557
      @shadowproxy4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @MGTWO Entrepreneur shut up 🤐 no one what’s your opinion

    • @Krissy93021
      @Krissy93021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shadowproxy4557 im going through and reporting every single one of their comments -.- you should NEVER speak like that about someone's loved one when they def don't deserve it, especially if they've passed away

  • @dinoboilookingforthemnuggi3152
    @dinoboilookingforthemnuggi3152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    “She’s a little limp.” Mark said while loving holding his queen.

  • @michaeltrimble7680
    @michaeltrimble7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    Mark: “It’s not a sex doll!!”
    Me: You lack conviction.

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *Not yet it isn’t*

    • @cameronschyuder9034
      @cameronschyuder9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @MGTWO Entrepreneur why do you even bother. let the deceased rest in peace

    • @vel5094
      @vel5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@cameronschyuder9034 Bro he’s just an attention seeker, just stay quiet when seeing lil kids like this..thing.

    • @Trigger__Happy
      @Trigger__Happy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Until he cuts a hole in it

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @MGTWO Entrepreneur Man, you bots are still going at it? At this point I’m just surprised you’ve lasted this long

  • @maryilama6774
    @maryilama6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Mark and Amy: Lying in bed
    Amy: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, and this body pillow that you put between us.

    • @DevilSlayer502
      @DevilSlayer502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Franz0818
      @Franz0818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chica: *sad dog noise*

    • @Ashtranza
      @Ashtranza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 8-foot tall life size Lady Dimitrescu pillow.

  • @whiskeymixxy
    @whiskeymixxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    It's not a rumor, Mark's shoulder-back pain is affected positively or negatively depending on how many are or aren't listening to Distractible.

    • @atlasicarus9538
      @atlasicarus9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wade stop going On other accs to promote. Distractible ( i already listen)

    • @ameliafoley9569
      @ameliafoley9569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I listen every week :)

    • @VixenVulpix266
      @VixenVulpix266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I listening to only a few but I will go back to watching eventually

    • @lubejar2498
      @lubejar2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like to bank a few and listen to 2-3 at once while relaxing and laughing my ass off.

    • @KevinG3699
      @KevinG3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I refuse to listen because it don't want multiple apps to consume media. I have a lot of time in TH-cam. I will continue using TH-cam and nothing else.

  • @jc_boy4718
    @jc_boy4718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    Mark: *Don't tell amy about this*
    Also mark: "posts in a public livestream"
    Amy: interesting

  • @zacharylevan6216
    @zacharylevan6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    This just gives the morbid excuse to say Mark was able to kill lady Dimitrescu and he really kept her corpse-

    • @sheppin_
      @sheppin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh my god you’re right…

    • @someskills785
      @someskills785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bloody Hell.....

  • @undrinkablesmoothie
    @undrinkablesmoothie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    Mark: "She's almost as tall as I am."
    Me: "But Mark! You're talln't!"

    • @dustinmcgee5434
      @dustinmcgee5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I completely agree with this statement

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dustinmcgee5434 So do I.

    • @Addy-xk2jc
      @Addy-xk2jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I read this in Ethan’s voice and I don’t know how to feel about it

    • @MysteryOfTheShockwave
      @MysteryOfTheShockwave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone even shorter than Mark, and even Ethan, I feel very much attacked...

    • @bruh1254
      @bruh1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tallnut

  • @Cinderspark9
    @Cinderspark9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    "I was swallowing everything whole"
    Also mark: Absolutely refuses to eat the entire taki and just spits it back out.

    • @PatrickZysk
      @PatrickZysk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh my god that's why Mark doesn't eat the Takis!

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean why would you ever even consider eating that hateful corn thing the spice comes on? If it was like a potato chip I could somehow understand eating it.

    • @infinimetrical
      @infinimetrical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I take to figure part to why he also doesn't do the whole Taki is due to his gastrointestinal history. The corn tortillas would just turn into a carbohydrate brick in the gut.

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Markiplier : "I can explain..."
    Me : *There is no need to explain*

  • @mudppls
    @mudppls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    This is one of the biggest "don't tell Amy" moments.

  • @Richard-jt6nt
    @Richard-jt6nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Mark: it was gifted to me
    BOB AND WADE: He asked for it as a Christmas PRESENT!

  • @omniultimate
    @omniultimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Amy: * walks in on Mark in bed kissing his pillow *
    Mark: "I can Explain..."

    • @biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573
      @biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like: *I won’t.

    • @rabd3721
      @rabd3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Proceeds to make a youtube video to justify what Amy saw.

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rabd3721 Definitely.

  • @macklinillustration
    @macklinillustration 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Mark : "I'm not a masochist!"
    Also Mark : "It's not sex doll!"

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also also Mark: "I was busy and I hurt my back.."
      ( 9:30 )

  • @Light-fi1mj
    @Light-fi1mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    He has never looked shorter than when standing next to that body pillow.

    • @amiiredhead2676
      @amiiredhead2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How sHoRt is Mark anyway?

    • @Vixen._.is.a.loser.
      @Vixen._.is.a.loser. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Him next to the door is also hilarious

    • @RayneZix
      @RayneZix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amiiredhead2676 5'10

    • @SeanReed-gi4pp
      @SeanReed-gi4pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RayneZix he's taller than me, I'm 5' 5

    • @reddragoncel
      @reddragoncel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's midnight I'm waiting

  • @kronnorkronnor
    @kronnorkronnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    He just likes the power. I think mark really respects the dominance of his new body pillow.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @BabyJonkler
      @BabyJonkler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s NOT a masochist!!

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    Markiplier: “I can explain about this.”
    Me: “I predicted that this was going to happen.”

    • @xerts3216
      @xerts3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We all did😅😂😂

    • @kristiansandsmark2048
      @kristiansandsmark2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My prediction is that Mark will talk about how he left Amy. Just to marry the world's biggest body pillow in the next video.

    • @galaxyspeedgame8203
      @galaxyspeedgame8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agree everyone know this happen sooner or later

    • @lovelyrebecca2167
      @lovelyrebecca2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all did! 🤣

    • @VampiricMyth
      @VampiricMyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MGTWO Entrepreneur not funny

  • @SirEtrigan
    @SirEtrigan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Amy's birthday: Stilts and an 8 foot ball gown.
    Amy: MARK!!

  • @Spiritbound2346
    @Spiritbound2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Mark: Has issues with digestion and bowel blockages
    Also Mark: Ehh chewing is optional

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, he mentioned stomach issues, now it makes sense

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well the bowel thing is scar tissue from surgery I don't think chewing has anything to do with that.

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, now we know why

  • @jjscott6488
    @jjscott6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Mark: "Amy Doesn't know about this"
    Amy watching the stream: "Am I a fucking joke to you?"

    • @Jennymayg13
      @Jennymayg13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who are we kidding? Amy doesn’t watch his channel

    • @ana-mariaracsan3026
      @ana-mariaracsan3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jennymayg13 actually she is watching his channel but it's fine i don't think she'll get mad

  • @zerberus_ms
    @zerberus_ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Usually when Mark says that something hurts a bit, he'll go to a doctor a week later and the doctor is gonna yell "why and how are you walking around??! Your back is broken in 7 places!!"

    • @Megan-uu2fj
      @Megan-uu2fj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      next week we're gonna get another hospital video /j

    • @marionettehone
      @marionettehone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MGTWO Entrepreneur wrong channel and your comment signs you up to replace him. We will bring him back through the souls of all those who dare create the bots who spam this.

  • @kznova6268
    @kznova6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Amy: What do you got there?
    Mark: A smoothie...

  • @MeganeStudio
    @MeganeStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I love how desperately Mark is trying to explain himself and everybody is just like.
    ''Sure Mark, sure''

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We love him and her, he loves her and us, is all good.

  • @josia444.
    @josia444. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    I love Mark's livestreams, he shows us a completely different side of himself.

  • @goose5654
    @goose5654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    Legitimately fucking choked from laughing when he said who got it for him

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Personally, I feel that the fact he never ate food properly is the real spotlight of this video. The pillow is to be expected, but suddenly learning just how things taste is literally life changing.

  • @SharkSnoot
    @SharkSnoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    This is quite literally the "ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her $500 four foot tall Mareep" except mark and his giant vampire body pillow

    • @indigopines
      @indigopines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that the original quote?!?! It would make me so happy that the original quote is about a heckling mareep.
      I would absolutely buy a $500 four-foot-tall mareep.

    • @SharkSnoot
      @SharkSnoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@indigopines it is, in fact, the original quote

  • @flynnfitzpatrick7097
    @flynnfitzpatrick7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Mark: trying to remember how to say "stroke of midnight"
    The Unus Annus Veterans: Franticly collecting coffee and sugar products to stay up until midnight

    • @Coll__n
      @Coll__n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Don't out me like this 😂 Midnight Mark's time is 2 am my time lmao

    • @lucyandhaileeshow
      @lucyandhaileeshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time zone is he in? I always think I know and then I'm wrong.

    • @clutchpowers3854
      @clutchpowers3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, staying up til 3am lol. Venom energy will get me there

    • @plinkitee
      @plinkitee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm setting an alarm because I don't trust myself

    • @Coll__n
      @Coll__n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lucyandhaileeshow He's in Pacific Standard Time (PST) if I'm not mistaken...

  • @Kampyy531
    @Kampyy531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Mark: “You guys are being very judgmental!”
    Also Mark: “Amy does not know about this. Obviously it’s hard to put away in a moments notice.”

    • @Nastee-The-Slug
      @Nastee-The-Slug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it's
      *hard* you say?
      I'll see myself out-

    • @Mier0blivious
      @Mier0blivious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s okay, He doesn’t know about her Heisenberg body pillow.

    • @kylievv18
      @kylievv18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait what is the time stamp lol

    • @kannakello
      @kannakello 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      6:45

    • @kylievv18
      @kylievv18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kannakello thank you! i didn’t realize it was that early in haha

  • @emmykuna
    @emmykuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Mark: *talking about how he didn't chew his food properly beforehand*
    I uh...I think we just found out why he's gone to the hospital for intestinal blockages in the past >.>

  • @TheSkycania
    @TheSkycania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Who would have guessed that Mark going to college for engineering would lead to him making a video, soon to be viewed by millions, about his secret Dimitrescu body pillow.

    • @TypicxlCat
      @TypicxlCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its at 1.2mil rn ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

  • @Square447
    @Square447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Mark: Don't assume things just yet.
    Me: *Assuming things.
    Mark: Wait, stop it.

  • @Kablamityful
    @Kablamityful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Mark * Gets caught being fed breakfast using adult toys by a stranger at his door * "This is fine!"
    Mark * Thinks about the trash man taking away his fair Lady Dimitrescu * "Oh boy, here I go killing again!"

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      eef on the other hand... was redder than mark's profile pic

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That knowledge is forbidden, do not speak of the dead

    • @aeolanyiramoon6260
      @aeolanyiramoon6260 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss our cult so much. Memento Mori 🖤🤍

  • @insertedgynamehere___969
    @insertedgynamehere___969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I have a feeling Amy knows about the Lady Dimetrescu body pillow and is letting Mark think he is hiding it from her

  • @znuking7974
    @znuking7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Mark: I learned how to chew 3 weeks ago.
    Me: ohhhh that’s why he only sucked the Takis.

    • @ellafrom2017
      @ellafrom2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh my goodness, I started eating takis seconds before I read this 😆

    • @clumsycolours1677
      @clumsycolours1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What actually is Takis?

    • @origamigirl95
      @origamigirl95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!

    • @Wayne_The_Great
      @Wayne_The_Great 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clumsycolours1677 He had an episode where he ate Takis

    • @clumsycolours1677
      @clumsycolours1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wayne_The_Great yeah but what actually is it?

  • @goodgollymissmolly7624
    @goodgollymissmolly7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Amy laying in bed: “ah yes…me…my boyfriend…and his life sized body pillow of Lady Dimitrescu”

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine if it was perfectly to scale.

    • @SorrowAvenue
      @SorrowAvenue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Scarlet Slayer You do realise that’s a bot?

    • @ThatOneAdaMain
      @ThatOneAdaMain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SorrowAvenue????

    • @spectralstriker
      @spectralstriker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SorrowAvenue doesn’t make it not funny

    • @catastrophe_crow64
      @catastrophe_crow64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real comment is 2 above this for me LMAO

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Mark : "Please, Do Not Tell Amy"
    Some people in the live chat :
    "We're gonna do a little trolling"

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      99% of chat: ......oops....too late

  • @kara4094
    @kara4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The fact that Maggie Robertson, Lady D herself, saw and reacted to this on a live stream is incredible and gives me so much joy

  • @saraclav3671
    @saraclav3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    mark: "Why does my shoulder hurt, I've always had this weird pain."
    That one time he did parkour and landed on his shoulder...

    • @Fluffybuzz
      @Fluffybuzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol I’m like 90% sure mark has some permanent damage to his shoulder and spine after the collage parkour incident and doesn’t realize it

    • @beeclan50
      @beeclan50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh YEAH I FORGOT!

    • @saraclav3671
      @saraclav3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Fluffybuzz 100%, absolutely obliterated

  • @clairekobes4143
    @clairekobes4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Mark: I’m in the hospital with a food impaction and I don’t know why.
    Also Mark: I never chewed my food!

  • @elliemayo
    @elliemayo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Mark: "we are hours away from the anniversary of the end of Unus Annus"
    Me: HE SAID THE THING!!

    • @TLB-2.0
      @TLB-2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I've honestly been waiting for him to say it or ehtan to say something about unus annus

    • @elliemayo
      @elliemayo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TLB-2.0 same! Ethan did tweet about it though

    • @TLB-2.0
      @TLB-2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elliemayo I must've missed it ill go check

    • @katestefanelli6710
      @katestefanelli6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Time stamp?!?

    • @mxxnlightmar
      @mxxnlightmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TLB-2.0 mark raided ethan after his last twitch stream and he mentioned it

  • @krump699
    @krump699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Me before explanation: "Mark what the f*ck"
    Me after explanation: "Mark what the f*ck"

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That isn't a body pillow, my guy. That's a whole ass mattress.

    • @jkishhabi
      @jkishhabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't give Alex any more ideas or there will be an actual Lady Dimetrescu mattress arriving at Mark's next

    • @Pseudonymonic
      @Pseudonymonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emphasis on the ass.

  • @falcvns2562
    @falcvns2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    i love how mark was talking about serious stuffs and then just blurted out "IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL!"

    • @savvie6036
      @savvie6036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lolll that had my boyfriend and i rolling 💀

    • @cainabel6356
      @cainabel6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that made me laugh. I love the comedy that he produces.

    • @rosa3299
      @rosa3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ROFL I read this as he said this. XD

    • @tylercheatham5082
      @tylercheatham5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "She's a little limp"
      Not for long lol

    • @gnoffmouse8325
      @gnoffmouse8325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @CJTheStreamer
    @CJTheStreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Mark acting “naive” as to why Alex bought him Lady Dimitrescu
    Alex: I know your secret

  • @Jenocide_Doll
    @Jenocide_Doll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Lady Dimitrescu breaks into Mark's home and picks him up while looking at Amy: "This is mine now until I grow tired of him."
    Amy: "That's fair. Have fun. Bye Mark!"

    • @Nonconformist515
      @Nonconformist515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Have fun storming the castle!"
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @PacstersOfficialYT
    @PacstersOfficialYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    Mark is truly a generous and kindhearted person.

    • @irfandedic17
      @irfandedic17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Appreciate him so much, big part of my childhood 🙌

    • @chuulicius
      @chuulicius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Sound City 🅥 man gtfo

    • @ithuraktherolrim
      @ithuraktherolrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @usernotSID
      @usernotSID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      TH-cams got time to remove the numbers of the dislike feature yet can't do jack shit about these bots

    • @awashnut1481
      @awashnut1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@usernotSID fr

  • @teeth7768
    @teeth7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    if mark doesnt make her a permanent addition to the background we will riot

  • @dragos_creations
    @dragos_creations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Other people: *lay down*
    Markiplier: *gets horizontal on the sofa*

  • @Tristan-wy5bo
    @Tristan-wy5bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    With his confession to not previously tasting food, I someehat feel like he needs to revisit every flavor of poptart and the tasting videos he's done

    • @freezingcathedral
      @freezingcathedral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all poptarts taste the same.

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freezingcathedral I never liked them, I don't understand why Americans love it so much, I'd rather just eat toast with a cup of honey tea.

  • @ReachSlayer343
    @ReachSlayer343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    whenever Mark says don't tell Amy, you know that, at the very least, one of his 30.3 million Subscribers immediately told Amy

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    The stream having 33k viewers and getting 33k likes is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen

    • @clangford1212
      @clangford1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I missed the stream but we are at 36K now, let go!

  • @Reyaldrs
    @Reyaldrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Mark just learning how to eat for real was a literal jaw-dropping moment.

    • @anoushkasingh2080
      @anoushkasingh2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah XD like why no ones talking about that lol

    • @quackerz7523
      @quackerz7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anoushkasingh2080 exactly my thought!! Why isn’t anyone talking about it?? And then I thought.. well, it is mark.

    • @anoushkasingh2080
      @anoushkasingh2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@quackerz7523 well.. you are right about that it IS Mark after all 😂

    • @Samuel8657
      @Samuel8657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally could not stop laughing for five whole minutes.

    • @DrBacon22
      @DrBacon22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m glad he’s got a new lease on life by chewing his food.

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Don't get me wrong, I've chewed some things" - Markiplier 2021

  • @ezzalongford9097
    @ezzalongford9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Mark: I guess I'll hold on to her
    Also mark: keeps Chrystal Dimitrescu throughout the whole game

  • @Cheetoflake
    @Cheetoflake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I'm glad to hear Alex and Mark are great friends ever since UA... Close enough to give a life-sized body pillow of one of their favorite characters

    • @teddysoul85
      @teddysoul85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they knew eachother before ua

  • @millbut2
    @millbut2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Oh yeah, "Don't tell Amy."
    Also, Happy Anniversary, Unus Annus, Memento Mori.

    • @BroodierLily296
      @BroodierLily296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Memento Mori

    • @emperoring112
      @emperoring112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Memento Mori.... I'm here st midnight waiting to see what this thingy is he was talking about Haha

  • @ama_whiterose
    @ama_whiterose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    okay but the chewing thing might honestly explain the bowel obstructions he's had 😂 As someone with Crohn's disease, I have to chew a lot to help my stomach digest the foods, and Mark's realization is just so funny to me LMAO

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Stream Timestamp for Easy Access :
    [0:01] Vibe Check
    [0:28] I Can Explain-
    [9:01] Cloaked Bamboozling
    [10:26] In Space with Lady Dmitrescu
    [12:19] It's Not A Sex Doll ! (Don't tell Amy)
    [13:36] _[REDACTED]_ 2nd Year Anniversary
    [15:03] Edge of Sleep Update
    [15:49] *HOW DARE YOU !*
    [16:40] Markiplier Gets Lumbago
    [17:45] Terminal Lumbago with Markiplier
    [19:30] Markiplier Opens His Third Tongue

  • @beckstmirk1352
    @beckstmirk1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I wonder if Amy is keeping a 'don't tell Amy' tally somewhere.

    • @mistypavao8595
      @mistypavao8595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just waiting for her “don’t tell Mark” compilation to come out.

  • @jjstall7114
    @jjstall7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Him bringing up Unus Annus got me to tear up a little, ngl. Don't tell Amy

    • @Misshowzat
      @Misshowzat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh he just said it a lot during the series. He's been saying it for years :D

    • @zymphyr
      @zymphyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Misshowzat wdym years?

    • @catlover.triangleheadprod4887
      @catlover.triangleheadprod4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Memento mori or how ever the hell you spell it.

    • @strawberryzachary9179
      @strawberryzachary9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do yourself a solid and bring some tissues for his momento Mori video then.

  • @madeleinedonovan6195
    @madeleinedonovan6195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Now, I know what this - excuse me" I adore when Mark politely simps over her, it's absolutely hilarious

  • @hleo2003
    @hleo2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Ive been working on a lot of new- IT IS NOT A SEX DOLL”

  • @elizabethc.alvarez5418
    @elizabethc.alvarez5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    So far we've learned Mark is a masochist and he likes to be dominated by giant women 👀👀

    • @Disapointed_Luigi
      @Disapointed_Luigi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      We can pretty easily know who is dom in bed now xD
      Hint: its not mark

    • @he11worm
      @he11worm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exactly

    • @arsono7133
      @arsono7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't we all tho

    • @DarkVWolf
      @DarkVWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Disapointed_Luigi The joke loses its humor when you have to help people understand.

    • @DarkVWolf
      @DarkVWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s not that. It’s about POWER!

  • @nightdrivenen7909
    @nightdrivenen7909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Markiplier when he realizes that Fiber actually exists in food because you can taste the cardboard. All because he learned how to chew.

  • @PatrickZysk
    @PatrickZysk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The truth is revealed: Mark just slurps the takis powder because it's really difficult to get an entire unbroken taki down your throat.

  • @painfullyaverage6949
    @painfullyaverage6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Man, Mark can really talk about literally anything for 40 minutes and make it interesting

    • @AshleyGossett
      @AshleyGossett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? On these little livestreams where he just talks, I always think to myself, 'I'll just skip through it, watch for a few minutes and see if anything interesting happens.' And then an hour later, I'm still there. Every damn time. 😆

  • @vanhelsingfan1
    @vanhelsingfan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Every time I learn something new about Mark I ask myself "How has this man been able to survive into his thirties?"

  • @Mirrors6661
    @Mirrors6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    As someone who has unlocked the "Your back is now fucked" achievement... I felt that.

  • @veronicaagnes
    @veronicaagnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That prescription story. Incredibly relatable, I feel that so much. Constant phone calls with both the pharmacy and my insurance AND the doctor why am I the middleman trying to maintain consistent information between all of them?? You aren’t alone, Mark.

  • @jennamclay390
    @jennamclay390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Markiplier : "I don't know how to get rid of it"
    Jacksepticeye : "I may be of assistance"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @-Offstar
      @-Offstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read "I may be of assistance" with his Berdly voice and I can't stop laughing 😂

  • @datdragonboi9354
    @datdragonboi9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Mark “Not a Masochist” Fischbach: I like takis because it’s like getting punched in the tongue

  • @Destroyer-yo7gu
    @Destroyer-yo7gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Mark: We promised no judgement.
    Us: We PROMISED nothing.😈😈

  • @Amadeus_A
    @Amadeus_A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *Amy walks in on Mark with the Lady D body pillow.
    Mark: "Listen Amy, I met someone. It's hard to explain. Well, it's easy to explain. She's twice your height."