For a second my brain blanked and thought I was watching technoblade asking for 100k subscribers on his deathbed because a play button costs alot and I was like "don't you have one already-?" Then I remembered "oh yeah, this is the dude who's gonna take over Iceland"
5:38 they have really weak jaw muscles for opening, if their mouth is open then no act of god can stop them from closing it, but because all their power is for closing it's relatively easy to hold their mouth shut. After that I have no idea, pray I guess
You could fight an alligator or a crocodile and win if you’re able to close its mouth because they have almost no muscles to open their mouth, you could just hold its mouth closed and then just start beating it with your other hand because they have almost no force in terms of being able to open their mouth
4:12 is just... beautiful. A true piece of comedy gold
For a second my brain blanked and thought I was watching technoblade asking for 100k subscribers on his deathbed because a play button costs alot and I was like "don't you have one already-?" Then I remembered "oh yeah, this is the dude who's gonna take over Iceland"
@RxnMYSTIC yup, but hey I can still imagine being technoblade. It would just be- more sad
BRO HE REMINDS ME SM OF TECHNOBLADE TOO BC I USED TO WTCH TECHNOBLADE RELIGIOUSLY
Yo me too
4:12 man I felt that. Really helped me out of a bad place and get my life together
Bro wants to fight a alligator but lost to a car
Eret
@@OffJayPlayzwhat?
4:12 is the funniest bit of all time
4:12 was so funny
4:12 is the most beautiful cinematic masterpiece in all of TH-cam history
wow he even has the technoblade upload schedule
We finally get the story of how you got hit by a car lol
Not much of a story
@@blazingblanch not much but still a story
4:11 that was the best joke I've heard this week and it's been a very boring Monday today
4:12 was so fucking funny, i am dead
4:12 is so funny! Favorite part of the video-
This man is going to be the next tecnoblade, he is so like him (RIP tecno)
ikr
I just got a TH-cam notification about getting hit by a car what-
And he has the audacity for this to be clickbait 😭
4:12 amazing, beautiful, truly a work of art
i like how on the tire list there is just a pic of eret
Omg 4:20 was the best part of the video I loved the way you just revealed that you are joining the dream smp #susbus
#susbus
@@danielworling8583 #susbus
The nirvana shirt just makes so much sense
As scary and terrifying you are. You managed to restore my long attention span. I am forever in debt to you.
Wait, are we witnessing the rise of Florida man 2.0?
yeah 4:12 was comedy gold man
Just avoid it next time
If someone told me this was technoblade I’d believe it
This dude is the child of Boffy and Technoblade
Lmao I now can't get boffy out of my head , kinda sad both of them stopped uploading
4:12 is comedy at its finest
The fighting the alligator thing is the funniest thing ive seen lol
4:12 is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life
Watching this video probably got me put on a list.
Sometimes I wonder where people are going and if it’s going good then I see his vids and just think hell no
4:12 is peak comedy
Bro lives in a Family guy cutaway gag
Oh my gosh that joke at exactly 4:12 seconds was so funny😂
I have a question… mr pancake are you secretly technoblade?
The dance at the end was fire.
4:12 made me tear up because of how funny it is
I can't believe how good this videos last few seconds was
Ngl I was playing with my 2005 LEGO droid tri-fighter (with buzz droid) and wasn’t paying any attention but I couldn’t agree more with your points
what a flex
It's almost as if..Techno never left :(
5:38 they have really weak jaw muscles for opening, if their mouth is open then no act of god can stop them from closing it, but because all their power is for closing it's relatively easy to hold their mouth shut. After that I have no idea, pray I guess
4:12 wow I wish I could be so funny, this is definitely the best part of the video
Man. I was ROLLING at 4:12 😂😂
omg 4:12 is so funny i couldnt stop laughing
4:12 got me dying rolling on the floor crying laughing so hard I almost died and my lungs started the hurt a lot because of how funny this is
i love the stuff at 4:13 that stuff was cool
4:12 I'm dying
4:12 was the funniest thing ive seen in 2 years ago
4:12 best moment of the video
My brother. You are not beating a horse.
4:12 consume raw egg
Oh my god 4:12 is the pinnacle of human commedy nothing beats it
Potential future Mr. President I hope your ok
4:12 is THE BEST joke ever made
My right ear really enjoyed this
this guy is literally technoblade!!!!!! i dont wanna start comparing but they literally have the same humor in the videos! (rip technoblade)
4:20 OMG That was the funniest sh*t I ever seen
4:12 ive actually become a ghost due to this. made me spit my half gallon of 2% milk out.
4:12 beautiful Peace of Comody
‘’It’s just a half day”
I walk to Burger King, then I walk back home from Burger King.
oh man this aged poorly "im on my death bed" (sounds like techno)
4:12 so funny loved it
4:12 is just amazing
Looks like Technoblade respawned.
4:12 is the best part ever comedy gold
4:12 was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
4:12 is timeless.
5:46 Florida man tries to fight an aligator
4:12 damn that is better than therapy
4:12 is amazing man
4:12 loved that part bro
4:12 it's the FUNNIEST THING EVER
4:12 is the god of all comedy
4:12 this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
damn 4:12 really helped me out of a dark place
4:12 i dieeddd lmfaoooo true piece of comedy how are you so funny
My theatre classmate got hit by a car, and his thigh was messed up
Bro the joke at 4:20 was so frickin funny lmao 🤣 #susbus
6:40 is the funniest part broooo
How did this go from you being hit by a car and then fighting a alligator then overthrowing the government
Yo 4:12 was the best. I was on the floor with a cracked rib.
Not the Samsung
4:12 is so funny my hitman was out of a job because I perished
4:12 He is a comedy genius. Lol
4:12 is so amazing
dude i loved that one part when 4:12
4:12 I laughed so hard I accidentally threw my newborn sister out the window
YOU WHAT 🤣😂
Could you imagine getting hit by car lol
4:12 Made me die laughing, lowk made my day
You could fight an alligator or a crocodile and win if you’re able to close its mouth because they have almost no muscles to open their mouth, you could just hold its mouth closed and then just start beating it with your other hand because they have almost no force in terms of being able to open their mouth
Actually you would have to watch out for their strengths because they could probably crush you to death because they weigh a lot and they’re strong
4:12 was halarious
Omg I love that part at 4:12 it’s so funny
5:31 So he’s Technoblade AND Penguinz0?!?!??!
2 years later and still not at 100k lol rip😢
Still 2 years later and already at 250k lol😅
That bike is godly
You should make a podcast on Spotify like, I would fr listen to that
Bro this guy is actually funny lmao
Someone said you were talked like techinblade now cant unhear it lol
Bro 4 minutes and 8 seconds was lit
Oh my god 4:20 that part was so funny. I died laughing
4:12 was hilarious