Everytime the clip appears where he says “Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci they’re all dead. I REMAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND?” It cracks me tf up cause i think of that tweet where someone quotes it and says it sounds like an audio diary you’d find in a trashed physicists office in Bioshock when they’re going crazy
He did it on purpose to throw us off his scent, and 98.5 was the first “realistic” number he thought of. In reality he has actually far surpassed mortal intelligence from all the souls he has consumed over the years.
@@AidanMcSweeney-rt7ghsuper late reply, but we all know that those souls were unfortunately innocent puppies, kittens, and whatever emerged from the primordial soup, so the scope of his real IQ, though unfathomable, is vastly different than what is generally accepted as the average human’s in this day in age.
i remember joining part way into the lil karaoke bit at 2:10 and being SO confused of what he was trying to sing. im so glad i finally have the context i needed, because i truly forgot about it (blocked it out because of trauma).
i don’t even know how it goes i wake up to the sounds of the silence that allows for my mind to run around with my ear up inntothe ground im searching to behold the stories that are told when my back is to the world that what was smiling when i turned tell me you’re the greeaat- test but once you turn they haaaate - uuuss oh the misery every single pers- HAHAAA i even had the lyrics in front of me! the lyrics are in front of me and i still said it wrong you gotta be fucking kidding me i’ve said it wrong so many times that that’s the right way “keep going”? you just wanna embarrass me even more in front of a- a hundred billion people … i wake up to the sounds that… run around with my ear up to the ground- searching to behold- stories that are told- when my back is to the world that was smiling when i turned tell.. YOU you’re- the greeaaa- they do that whe- thing with their mouth but once you turn they haaate… usss… oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy spare the sympathy everybody wants to BE my enemy mm- … BYEAAA then once you… craaaahhehheheh oh the misery every single laughter in the halls i stack it in my mind im waiting for the time when i show you what its like to be worlds spittin the mic tell you you’re the greatest… est but once you turn they haaaaate uuussss oh the misery every single person is my enemyehehehehe spare the sympathy everybody wants to BE my enemy
"you just wanna embarrass me even more in front of a hundred billion people" *proceeds to embarrass himself in front of a hundred billion people anyway*
the best part of the performance art clip is that you can tell he was about to say a (relatively) normal sentence about streaming as an artform but then he smells the opportunity for a bit in the air and just goes off the rails with zero hesitation
That "You know what? Let's fucking get funky" actually made me spit the coffee out of my mouth. Actual worst time to make me laugh. lmao It was a clip I hadn't seen as well.
My bluetooth headphones are on their way out and are making everything sound fucked up; jermas distorted 'BLOWJOB??' damn near made me piss myself laughing 😭
I love Jerma so much 💜💜💜 I miss him but I hope retirement is treating him well haha. I’ll never forget dragging my friends along to go see the baseball stream irl. A lot of good times, thank you Jermey nine hundred and eighty five (and thank you for the compilation, OP!)
You’re welcome 😊 I heard he’s doing a stream on May17 the ‘Mac N Cheese Stream’ hopefully he doesn’t delay it It took him a couple months to figure out how to make Mac n cheese but HE GOT IT… hopefully
The balance of mayo and tuna in a tuna sandwich is so delicate. I've gone under and it tasted bland and kinda dry, and I've gone over and had it just taste nauseatingly overpowered because of the mayo. But I still eat a lot of tuna sandwiches. It's just an easy go-to. Toast the bread a little, get some good chips (jalapeno are my preference with Doritos regular as a close second, but barbecue works great too, as well as regular plain if you're hard up for options), it's tasty and low-effort. Just don't get canned tuna, get the package stuff, otherwise you get all those nasty fuckin' bones in them. Blech.
How did that second clip sound so much like Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I had to do a double take cause I thought I clicked on a different video when putting my phone in my pocket
There are timestamps in the description
You know what- ...let's fucking get funky...
I was like this is such a random comment and then that exact clip played in the video
that is no joke the funniest thing i swear to god i
Everytime the clip appears where he says “Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci they’re all dead. I REMAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND?” It cracks me tf up cause i think of that tweet where someone quotes it and says it sounds like an audio diary you’d find in a trashed physicists office in Bioshock when they’re going crazy
its like he says leonardo da vinci seprately as if that is two people
@@HeatherMason455 I know it kills me every time
/watch?v=ynYUdrctiTc
Someone made an edit on that
@@HeatherMason455 to paraphrase another youtube comment i saw one time: "he means da vinci the artist, and leonardo the ninja turtle"
sounds like jerma is secretly sander cohen.
How the fuck did he get 98.5 on that IQ test
Jerma98.5
He did it on purpose to throw us off his scent, and 98.5 was the first “realistic” number he thought of. In reality he has actually far surpassed mortal intelligence from all the souls he has consumed over the years.
@@AidanMcSweeney-rt7ghsuper late reply, but we all know that those souls were unfortunately innocent puppies, kittens, and whatever emerged from the primordial soup, so the scope of his real IQ, though unfathomable, is vastly different than what is generally accepted as the average human’s in this day in age.
made the mistake of watching this at work
unrelated i love youe profile picteuw
@@krisa3Jpcw I fucking hate it
im doing this rn
Same mistake
Have you gotten a new job yet?
Oh god the oven rant. Never gets old. It just comes out of nowhere because he's frustrated with tape and starts ranting about his oven.
I don't know why the Oh the Misery clip catches me off guard everytime, but it certainly does lmao
2:01 it’s the way that right after this scene he goes “I could never eat somebody. i could never- *you’d never catch me”* 💀💀
i remember joining part way into the lil karaoke bit at 2:10 and being SO confused of what he was trying to sing. im so glad i finally have the context i needed, because i truly forgot about it (blocked it out because of trauma).
the way you phrased this makes it sound as if him doing karaoke gave you trauma😭
(hope youre doing great)
19:33 I’ve never heard him sound like this omg
……………………….
this caught me so fucking off guard
OH MYYYY GOD
18:37 truly shows how Jerma is capable of making anything funny. It also shows that Jerma is beyond salvation.
jeremy "every single person is my enemy" elbertson
All of us are his enemy
No just me 🤭 hehe
Every single person, ever
I genuinely cannot believe he’s real. How does he just do these insane things?
7:22 i like how he said leonardo and da vinci like they're 2 differient people 😆
i don’t even know how it goes
i wake up to the sounds of the silence that allows for my mind to run around with my ear up inntothe ground im searching to behold the stories that are told when my back is to the world that what was smiling when i turned tell me you’re the greeaat- test but once you turn they haaaate - uuuss
oh the misery
every single pers- HAHAAA
i even had the lyrics in front of me!
the lyrics are in front of me and i still said it wrong you gotta be fucking kidding me
i’ve said it wrong so many times that that’s the right way
“keep going”?
you just wanna embarrass me even more in front of a- a hundred billion people
… i wake up to the sounds that… run around with my ear up to the ground- searching to behold- stories that are told- when my back is to the world that was smiling when i turned
tell.. YOU you’re- the greeaaa- they do that whe- thing with their mouth
but once you turn they haaate… usss…
oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy
spare the sympathy
everybody wants to BE my enemy
mm- … BYEAAA then once you… craaaahhehheheh
oh the misery every single laughter in the halls
i stack it in my mind im waiting for the time when i show you what its like to be worlds spittin the mic tell you you’re the greatest… est
but once you turn they haaaaate uuussss
oh the misery every single person is my enemyehehehehe
spare the sympathy everybody wants to BE my enemy
"you just wanna embarrass me even more in front of a hundred billion people" *proceeds to embarrass himself in front of a hundred billion people anyway*
3:50 every single laughter in the halls 😔
'tis quite a good compilation thank you my friend
6:46 this has me in fucking tears. Oh my god 😭
Spat it out at light speed
I can imagine Jerma showing up to the ER with a ring light around his neck, lightheaded
The vr one always has me cry laughing. Hes so into the game and his headset straight up floats away. It was just perfect
the best part of the performance art clip is that you can tell he was about to say a (relatively) normal sentence about streaming as an artform but then he smells the opportunity for a bit in the air and just goes off the rails with zero hesitation
27:01 *Snap back to reality*
That "You know what? Let's fucking get funky" actually made me spit the coffee out of my mouth.
Actual worst time to make me laugh. lmao
It was a clip I hadn't seen as well.
The alternative reality where jerma beat elden ring while doing his 40s movie bit is one I wish to live in.
the clip of jerma accidentally throwing his vr headset off his head will never not be funny to me
I am convinced that he is just sane but anyone who watches him becomes insane
How have I never seen the bill crazy clip that’s so funny
I remember laughing to it on repeat for like 5mins, and it just kept repeating in my head for almost a month😭😭
11:29 bro is yapping
Every single person is his enemy
20:15 this clip will always make me laugh 😂
I couldn’t stop laughing when I found that clip 😂😂
Jerma talking about mayo makes me wanna regurgitate my coffee
Same
24:13 "How many people do this?"
"That's what *serial killers* do."
"Okay but how many."
I love how in 7:30 he says Leonardo Davinci as if he was two seperate people I wish Jerma was real
Jerma randomly saying my town's name with the poison joke almost gave me a heart attack
I loved the 2 frames where he spat
5:52 I think it's so funny how it doesn't occur to Jerma that you can clean a dirty ladder with water.
18:37 - 20:12 funniest part ever
"I thought he was doing the spock" 😭
Everytime I put on my headeset 27:00 comes to mind and it scares the life outta me 😭
why does he give off hawaiian shirt lesbian vibes
"you people" lol
Thats so fucking specific and accurate i love it
LGBT people trying not to insert their insecurities into straight men challenge (IMPOSSIBLE 😱)
jerma is the cishet queer icon we didn't know we had
@@MinecraftManagerstraight people letting people make a harmless joke challenge
8:53 hit me while I was ghosting a rip bruh wtf Mario 🤯☠️☠️⚰️‼️
My bluetooth headphones are on their way out and are making everything sound fucked up; jermas distorted 'BLOWJOB??' damn near made me piss myself laughing 😭
I don't need to imagine those dragons anymore
I love Jerma so much 💜💜💜 I miss him but I hope retirement is treating him well haha. I’ll never forget dragging my friends along to go see the baseball stream irl. A lot of good times, thank you Jermey nine hundred and eighty five (and thank you for the compilation, OP!)
You’re welcome 😊
I heard he’s doing a stream on May17 the ‘Mac N Cheese Stream’ hopefully he doesn’t delay it
It took him a couple months to figure out how to make Mac n cheese but HE GOT IT… hopefully
10:00 I hear in my night mares
anyone know the song that plays when he said let's get funky? 1:33
“The death I deservilio” from the pizza tower soundtrack
the section names make it so much better
best jerma clip channel
Can you do clips that dominate my body next?
Will def do one 🤭
Never thought I'd see my hometown in a Jerma stream 😂
24:37 PLS why did he become a southern grandma 😭 🙏
26:52 that's damn clean tho
19:10 my friend literally laughs like this all the time its soo funny and it sounds like a dog panting 😂😂
“Concentrated vitamins”
Oh it’s concentrate all right
2:40 I legitimately do not remember the original lyrics anymore
There are zombies in this game
Jeremy Elbertson
do not eat while watching this, I almost choked like 5 times 😭
why was he ranking bread XD
4:14 THE LUAGHH
Another song like a the onomes 😊
I wanna hear him singing for real
11:29 what game is that?
I saw someone do a review, I think it’s called something like space warlord organ trader simulator
@@Upsitauri thanks bro
erma....
Which stream/game is this one? If you help ill give you a high five 21:20
That's when he streamed Thief Gold.
The balance of mayo and tuna in a tuna sandwich is so delicate. I've gone under and it tasted bland and kinda dry, and I've gone over and had it just taste nauseatingly overpowered because of the mayo.
But I still eat a lot of tuna sandwiches. It's just an easy go-to. Toast the bread a little, get some good chips (jalapeno are my preference with Doritos regular as a close second, but barbecue works great too, as well as regular plain if you're hard up for options), it's tasty and low-effort. Just don't get canned tuna, get the package stuff, otherwise you get all those nasty fuckin' bones in them. Blech.
1:52
26:36
The way the headset glides into the air as he rises up from the squat, splendid
@@noahsmethers9339 god himself yanked it off
How did that second clip sound so much like Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I had to do a double take cause I thought I clicked on a different video when putting my phone in my pocket
You should be embarrassed for making this comment
I’m the thousandth like on this vid♥️
14:28 that would be his favorite song huh