Melissa: I wanna thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful occasion. Berta: I thought it was Alan's birthday. *Charlie and Evelyn laughs* LOL
@@NokwethembaNdwandwe-f1sYes:( She passed away Oct 12th 2020. I remember reading she moved on and having a sort of nostalgic experience rewatching her in Two and a Half Men. Even though I never met her in real life, she always had a spot in my heart when it came to housekeeping 💔
It's not Alan's fault that he banged melissas mom she got him high but i must admit that Alan was a jerk towards her, in the episode where they sleep at a house that Evelyn was going to sell and the episode, where he lied to Melissa about being single and broke up with her on the phone
When Melissa stands up for Alan in front of his mean family, I was like "we need women like that". She doesn't think alan is a loser, but a wonderful human being.
Charlie: My baby brother's going to be 40. Melissa: How old are you? Charlie: 39. That's actually an inside joke because Charlie Sheen was 39 when Jon Cryer turned 40.
- I wanna thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful ocassion. - I thought it was Alan’s birthday. I almost choked on my saliva the first time I saw that. 😂😂😂😂😂
+flisko If that's true, that's just stupid. Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory is short too and they didn't cut her from that show and both shows are created by Chuck Lorre, so what's the difference? They should have kept Melissa around at least a little while longer. I feel like there was still potential there.
One of the few comedy shows that didn’t fall off the wagon as there were more seasons (of course with the original cast). Other shows always ended up losing Their soul through the years.😊
Melissa was the best of Alan’s girlfriends, she was the nicest to him and never abused him or used him to get something. Kandi and Lyndsey were good choices but Kandi used him when he got his money then ditched him, and Lyndsey was fairly abusive to him at times and was kind of a hypocrite to him at time.
Honestly I feel really bad for laughing at this because I feel sorry for Alan.. Melissa is the boss around this table! She‘s smart and brave and stands up for him in front of everybody and they dont know what to say back because they know she‘s right
Charlie's speech was valid, because that's just how Charlie is, he lets Alan stay at his house, takes no rent, or money for any of the expenses for the house, so basically, Charlie pays for most of Alan's living costs. However, the others' speech was horrible, and reflected how cruel everyone was to Alan on his birthday.
Alan had flaws, but he tried to do the right things the most part of the time and he also cared about Charlie, his health and his feelings, giving him his best advices (with his relationships, his work, his taxes...), he also did his best as a father with Jake, was kind and polite with Judith and worked in his own business to provide himself (even is he lives in Charlie's house). So, I agree with your comment except the part about Charlie, I think he should have add some warm at his speech, talking about how despite all that both love each other or something like that, just foccusing about bullying's experiences made his speech as cruel as the others. Except Melissa, all the others were horrible in this scene. I don't think Alan deserve treat like a dirty insect or a clown just because he had bad luck.
Although Alan Harper was 2 years younger than Charlie Harper, In real life, Jon Cryer is less than 5 months older than Charlie Sheen. Jon Cryer’s birthday: April 16, 1965. Charlie Sheen’s birthday: September 3, 1965.
This character very much alike to bernadette from tbbt. Seeing it's still chuck lore, maybe this was where the inspiration come from. I actually find her to be more adorable than bernadette.
Oh wait, I remember. She was tired of him being cheap and poor, so he sneaked her into a house that wasn't his and they had sex. Evelyn almost caught them since she was selling the house and they ran out in their underwear, then the police arrived, and she ran away. She made a few appearances, but overall, they were definitely broken up.
I know Alan wasn't the best of the human beings, the world leech falls on him like a glove but, the treatment that receives from his "family" sometimes is downright cruel. The Harpers must be one of the most evil and uncaring families on television history. It's a sitcom, I know, but still...
Charlie is a prick to Alan but he lets him stay at his house rent free for how many years. And how much of the interaction between Alan and Charlie is similar to the ripping that friends to each other. Except Alan in my opinion is no able to handle it because of his confidence issues?
@@evanaskew6652 what do you mean rent free? Since when do family members have to pay rent to each other? If he helps in paying gorceries, electricity, water, intenet bills.. then why shoukd he pay rent for? Alan is a chiropractor, not some bum. He couod certainly pay
JaDavid Villa He was cheap yes, but he was paying alimony to two women and child support so I’m pretty sure he was broke most of the time and judith and kandy never gave him a break
I think Melissa is one of the best girlfriends I've ever seen in any live action show, animation, movie, whatever. I get the hardest second-hand cringe whenever I see Allan fucking it up.
Evelyn, Judith, and Lyndsey were the BIGGEST! Jerks on the show. Marissa was the only woman to show Alan some love and he blew it with her. That's just poor character development.
Kandi was nice to Alan too. She never willfully wishes Alan any harm and seemed happy enough when they were together. Sure, she ended up taking his money but that wasn't out of spite or hate towards him, it was just because she needed it and she wasn't bright enough to think it all the way through.
Evelyn and Judith are funny though. Lyndsey wasn't actually very funny. Plus, Kandi was always nice to Alan, and so was Francine, but Alan ended up blowing it with Francine too when Kandi revealed that she was already having sex with Alan. Frankie was also very good to Alan as well, but Frankie was on the run with her daughter.
William Beard Not really. That happens more often than you think. It's not poor character development. It's called being an ungrateful idiot. And that sounds hella lot like Alan to me
well he deserves any woman but getting someone like Melissa was almost too good for him and he should have known that. Kandi didn't deserve he either. If Alan weren't so stupid/naive, he would be doing pretty well today.
Season 6, episode 14 (David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie)
Melissa: I wanna thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful occasion.
Berta: I thought it was Alan's birthday.
*Charlie and Evelyn laughs* LOL
Charlie: I can think of a few words.
That was really funny for some reason
Rest in peace Berta. Thank for the moments.
She passed away?
@@NokwethembaNdwandwe-f1syes 3 years ago. Conchata Ferrell.
@@NokwethembaNdwandwe-f1sYes:( She passed away Oct 12th 2020. I remember reading she moved on and having a sort of nostalgic experience rewatching her in Two and a Half Men. Even though I never met her in real life, she always had a spot in my heart when it came to housekeeping 💔
This has to be one of the best scenes of the series 😂
Maybe in comedy history
"You were always the good son. Of course, your brother didn't set the bar very high."
"Hear hea- WAIT A MINUTE!"
😅😅😅
We can read you 1di0t.
Melissa is so nice and such a sweetheart. She is definitely one of the most nicest women in the show. And she’s absolutely gorgeous
It's not Alan's fault that he banged melissas mom she got him high but i must admit that Alan was a jerk towards her, in the episode where they sleep at a house that Evelyn was going to sell and the episode, where he lied to Melissa about being single and broke up with her on the phone
When Melissa stands up for Alan in front of his mean family, I was like "we need women like that". She doesn't think alan is a loser, but a wonderful human being.
Yes but she didn't have the courage to leave her crazy mother, so her good intentions went to waste
Yeap My favorite girlfriend in the show, the second Kandi and third Lydia
Alan had memorable girls and ended up with Lindsay, Lol
@@felipegutierrez9869 unfortunately, it's Lindsay
Indeed
Beautiful comment
And now here we are six years later.. Thank you!
Always cracks me up, love Berta, rip
"What I'm trying to say is... thanks for the memories..."
🤣😂
I freaking love Berta man 😂😂😂
The world is sadder without her. Rest in Peace
@@MrBird2007when did she pass away?😮😢
@@NokwethembaNdwandwe-f1s she passed away October of 2020 due to cardiac arrest
@@MrBird2007 awww😢that's sad
Charlie: My baby brother's going to be 40.
Melissa: How old are you?
Charlie: 39.
That's actually an inside joke because Charlie Sheen was 39 when Jon Cryer turned 40.
Really?
No. Actually charlie is older
@@agusstiinbt no Alan is older in real life
Well both of them was born in 1965. But Charlie Sheen was born a few months After Jon Cryer
@@agusstiinbt no, In story yes. But in real life no. Both of them was born in 1965. But Charlie Sheen was born a few months After Jon Cryer
Berta: I shaved for this? LOL
I don't speak for anybody else, but I'm getting overtime...!!!
HAHAHAHHAHA
Maybe, she was hoping the magician would be cuter. Haha
@@derekwhite1870 they ended up fucking anyway
Rest In Peace :/
This scene has to be one of the best in comedy history... very mean but spontaneous. This shows every character at his purest
- I wanna thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful ocassion.
- I thought it was Alan’s birthday.
I almost choked on my saliva the first time I saw that. 😂😂😂😂😂
Melissa is perfection.
Kapeesh perfection has small boobs...
Kapeesh... she was! I really wish the producers would have made Melissa his long term girlfriend on the show.
her mother is not :(
Cuong Ngo...no shit! I don't understand how on earth Alan slept with Melissa's mom, she was a freak.
@@ps6474 He was high
I always liked Melissa. They should've kept her character around longer. Better than fucking Lyndsey.
Lyndsey was such a bitch to Alan.
+Donnie Conner Yeah totally she always gave Alan such a hard time about every little thing and never even regretted it.
+billa107 they didnt keep her cuz of her height, she is only 1.5m
+flisko If that's true, that's just stupid. Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory is short too and they didn't cut her from that show and both shows are created by Chuck Lorre, so what's the difference? They should have kept Melissa around at least a little while longer. I feel like there was still potential there.
billa107 I like Lyndsey.
"I thought it was Alan's birthday."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ah. Berta. You crack me up.
"Thank you."
The look that Evelyn and Berta shared at 3:28 had me laughing out loud everytime. 😂😂😂
"thanks for coming to this special occasion"
"I thought it was Alan's birthday o.o"
LOL ( ':
Iris Lin Berta had the highlights on this one.
what's ironic is, in real life, alan actually is older by a few months
1:05 best moment ever in the show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The writing on this show got better throughout the seasons. every joke on this scene is perfect
One of the few comedy shows that didn’t fall off the wagon as there were more seasons (of course with the original cast). Other shows always ended up losing Their soul through the years.😊
"I thought it was Alan's birthday" lmao😂😂
0:48 one of the best scenes from the show
Thanks for the memories...😂
Melissa was the best of Alan’s girlfriends, she was the nicest to him and never abused him or used him to get something. Kandi and Lyndsey were good choices but Kandi used him when he got his money then ditched him, and Lyndsey was fairly abusive to him at times and was kind of a hypocrite to him at time.
Melissa is so beautiful!!! WOW 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Charlie's speech was the best
I loved Charlie's speech,
This is like The Big Bang Theory, this episode is well written
@@guypeate3628 it feels like "nailing the top of the pickle barrel" lol
Conchata passed away 😢 we will miss you Berta!
berta speech had me rolling :D :D :D
I can't stop watching this clip 😀😀😀 I appreciate Bertha speech very much.... can't get over it at all ❤️❤️❤️
RIP and thank you Bertha.❤️❤️
I can’t stop laughing and crying in the same time 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, Berta.
You morbidly obese kindness always making us laugh.
XD
Melissa is the definition of BEST FCKNG GIRLFRIEND EVER .., its sad Alan turned him down ..
Ric Daniel she freeking said yuppers!
Him...😄☺😄
HER*
She is.. but she slept with his brother... Kandi too.. I find that very disgusting
He didn't turn her down, she dumped him after he slept with her mother.
3:49 everlyn can't hold laugh
Berta is hilarious!
Honestly I feel really bad for laughing at this because I feel sorry for Alan.. Melissa is the boss around this table! She‘s smart and brave and stands up for him in front of everybody and they dont know what to say back because they know she‘s right
Charlie's speech was valid, because that's just how Charlie is, he lets Alan stay at his house, takes no rent, or money for any of the expenses for the house, so basically, Charlie pays for most of Alan's living costs.
However, the others' speech was horrible, and reflected how cruel everyone was to Alan on his birthday.
Alan had flaws, but he tried to do the right things the most part of the time and he also cared about Charlie, his health and his feelings, giving him his best advices (with his relationships, his work, his taxes...), he also did his best as a father with Jake, was kind and polite with Judith and worked in his own business to provide himself (even is he lives in Charlie's house). So, I agree with your comment except the part about Charlie, I think he should have add some warm at his speech, talking about how despite all that both love each other or something like that, just foccusing about bullying's experiences made his speech as cruel as the others. Except Melissa, all the others were horrible in this scene. I don't think Alan deserve treat like a dirty insect or a clown just because he had bad luck.
Although Alan Harper was 2 years younger than Charlie Harper,
In real life, Jon Cryer is less than 5 months older than Charlie Sheen.
Jon Cryer’s birthday: April 16, 1965.
Charlie Sheen’s birthday: September 3, 1965.
She’s perfect😍
When your birthday turns into a roast...
My favorite moment of the show.
Melissa is the best thing that happened to Alan... then he blew it
She was probably the only one who loved him for him and if they ever got divorced I don’t see him having to pay so much like Judith and Kandi
It wasn't his fault her crazy mom drugged him and had sez with him
This character very much alike to bernadette from tbbt. Seeing it's still chuck lore, maybe this was where the inspiration come from. I actually find her to be more adorable than bernadette.
That's funny, because the actress who plays Bernadette is named Melissa.
Bernadette and Amy ruined Big Bang Theory.
Evan Askew I can't disagree but they had no other ideas for the show. I liked season 10 but 11 not so much
Evan Askew Amy ruined it, Bernadette was OK, the problem came when she married Howard
Bernadette was horribly unlikable in the Big Bang Theory.
1:10 berthas face🤣
One of the best scenes in the show. Along with the drunk charlie drinking helmet
Who likes magic 😂😂😂
Charlie: Thanks for the memories.
I want a wife like Mellisa
Melissa was the best I still can't believe Alan cheated on her..with her mother.!!!!!
He was on drugs when he did that. She did forgive him, but they broke up for some other reason.
Oh wait, I remember. She was tired of him being cheap and poor, so he sneaked her into a house that wasn't his and they had sex. Evelyn almost caught them since she was selling the house and they ran out in their underwear, then the police arrived, and she ran away.
She made a few appearances, but overall, they were definitely broken up.
JVCentertainment me too
so would I
That totally irrelevant blabbering speech by Melissa"s mom was the best !
I know Alan wasn't the best of the human beings, the world leech falls on him like a glove but, the treatment that receives from his "family" sometimes is downright cruel. The Harpers must be one of the most evil and uncaring families on television history. It's a sitcom, I know, but still...
Charlie is a prick to Alan but he lets him stay at his house rent free for how many years. And how much of the interaction between Alan and Charlie is similar to the ripping that friends to each other. Except Alan in my opinion is no able to handle it because of his confidence issues?
charlie is literally the reason why alan is broke
@@evanaskew6652 what do you mean rent free? Since when do family members have to pay rent to each other? If he helps in paying gorceries, electricity, water, intenet bills.. then why shoukd he pay rent for? Alan is a chiropractor, not some bum. He couod certainly pay
@@sophiabel6621 he could pay but he's to cheap
JaDavid Villa He was cheap yes, but he was paying alimony to two women and child support so I’m pretty sure he was broke most of the time and judith and kandy never gave him a break
I wanna welcome you all to this wonderful occasion.
Berta- I thought it was Alan's birthday.
😆
Berta was honest 😂
This Should have been called the Alan Harper roast:)
SuperSpongeMan 😂
I think Melissa is one of the best girlfriends I've ever seen in any live action show, animation, movie, whatever. I get the hardest second-hand cringe whenever I see Allan fucking it up.
Jake making room for cake 🤣
fuck i feel so guilty for laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The roast of Alan Harper
That “surprise” is why Sheen gets 1.8 mil per episode. I can’t say it that convincingly without laughing
Evelyn Harper tickling her self..😂😂
And Berta has the best night in all of them, because of that magician.
Berta is something else 😅🤣😂
Evelyn, Judith, and Lyndsey were the BIGGEST! Jerks on the show. Marissa was the only woman to show Alan some love and he blew it with her. That's just poor character development.
+William Beard hey they had to keep the show rolling and they wouldn't be able to without the recipe 'Charlie's a jerk, Alan's a loser"
Kandi was nice to Alan too. She never willfully wishes Alan any harm and seemed happy enough when they were together. Sure, she ended up taking his money but that wasn't out of spite or hate towards him, it was just because she needed it and she wasn't bright enough to think it all the way through.
Evelyn and Judith are funny though. Lyndsey wasn't actually very funny. Plus, Kandi was always nice to Alan, and so was Francine, but Alan ended up blowing it with Francine too when Kandi revealed that she was already having sex with Alan. Frankie was also very good to Alan as well, but Frankie was on the run with her daughter.
Who's marissa?
William Beard Not really. That happens more often than you think. It's not poor character development. It's called being an ungrateful idiot. And that sounds hella lot like Alan to me
You missed the best part... when Alan comes home and Charlie wishes him a happy birthday
I'm Shocked,,,
Bertas speech is fking badass. She had the best replies.
Evelin smile so beautiful
If only a man gets to have a woman like her, he gets the self esteem to do anything.
Best B-Day Ever!
Melissa was the absolute most beautiful woman to ever appear on Two and a Half Men!!!!!
The best roast ever on a sitcom.
Berta said she had to quit early cause she was going to some losers birthday party. 😂😂😂
Berta: I'm getting overtime 😂😂😂😂😂
they left out the best part where Melissa's mom talks about her pictures of her dressed as a park ranger lol 😂😂
Berta could have said more but cut her speech short. 😆
We all need a Berta in our lives
Thanks for the memories.... jajajajajajajaj 👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Berta was so fucking funny man🤣 One of a kind
berta is wanderful
marcelo maxino Why does she call Alan by the nickname Zippy?
carultch Because he is a premature ejaculator. Hence he unzips and zips his pants really fast. :P
kATOsTaRiS How does she know that much detail about his sex life?
carultch She doesn't. She just assumes by the way he is looking and how he always has it difficult with the ladies.
I though she was WONDERFUL
I shaved for this?
I was on the floor laughing the first time I saw this years ago 😂
Berta called him a son of a bitch in front of his mom.
In Colombia your own mother calls you s0n of a b1tch.
4:02 *you know I did spend a summer in Yosemite doing shrooms. So maybe i wasn't an official forest ranger.* 😌 that sounds lit
That who likes magic still gets me.
3:33 Melissa: you people are horrible!!Uh oh, she said "you people" lol
It's that wrong? English is not my first language.
Netflix needs to get his show
pretty please!!
I like how this a roast, not birthday 🤣🤣
Is it me or does anyone think Melissa's mom looks like Sid's granmom from ice age
Vishnumaya Aji you're not.
Can't stop laughing!😂 The best comedy ever!
The amount of roasting in this scene is out of the charts😂😂. Harper’s family, specially Evelin is depressing
I'm getting overtime!!! hahaha
Alan loves his Shrimps. I call her a bad Shrimp Cocktail .
1:10 is Berta smiling? lol
Hahahahahuuu...... I m dying of Bartha speech 😀😀😀
Is it weird that I actually want my family to be like that?
i so love them both
Man this was gold 😂
I can't speak for anyone else. But I am getting overtime 😅
Show is one of the best ever.
Alan is a warm and wonderful human being
I know it funny
This was hilarious 😂
awesome show
Alan didn’t deserve a woman like Melissa
well he deserves any woman but getting someone like Melissa was almost too good for him and he should have known that. Kandi didn't deserve he either.
If Alan weren't so stupid/naive, he would be doing pretty well today.
Nah, the Alan from the early seasons was a pretty decent guy. Wish they didn't ruin him later
@@sneakybeard season 5 was the last with the dumb but kind Alan