the moment Marisa said "that's a nice hat" I knew what she was about to do and I just started shaking my head and saying no real quickly. and then the nightmare fuel Koishi started!
Aaah, sister Marisa, she made the Blood Ravens very proud, after seeing her claiming those relics like that, we requested the Adepta sororitas to recruit her as one of them, and after they did, we have claimed her and made her our new Chapter master!
>Be me >Scroll through your recommendations. >Notice Marisa riding a MOTHERFUCKING L5 RIESIG >Click on the video faster than you would say "enemy robot" in Russian.
... 20 Years to bake a cake. That is... Wonderous. Yuyuko's inevitable devouring of said cake shall have lead to the instantaneous demise of her internal organs in the form of a hideously rotted cake. That... Should have been how PCB ended.
Yuyuko's state of being deceased will not help her. The cake would not cause a double-death, nor a triple-death. It would completely exorcise her spirit from the realms of living and dead. The sheer putridness would be unstoppable and consume the universe. This is why Marisa did not take it. It would be foolish.
If you think about it, the cake is fake. They were going to trap Marisa. why prepare for twenty years to trap one person? Much better to claim you prepared for twenty years. Yuyuko would only have been hurt from that cake if she were alive, as that cake is probably glass or plastic!
zayno16 Yuuka had the first one: the Double Spark, watch her battle in Touhou 4 to know more (I call it Double Spark because there are 2 Yuukas doing a Master Spark each)
Marisa Kirisame is seemingly able to move at Mach 20 speeds if she can take Youmu’s underwear while he afterimage is standing at a 60 degree angle with her hands crossed.
Marisa has committed already so much robbery crimes that probably even she would make it into a candidate for the Payday team. Also she probably would get the life sentence. But there’s no cops in Gensokyo so there’s no stopping her i guess lmao
Don't ever steal Mr. Hat away from Koishi.
yo
Heyyyy
*Stole le hat* And Its mine!!!! *Crashes to a wall* Damn it @-@
Don't steal the hat it helps her relax
Now it doesn't has sense.
"word"
yuyuko 2014
"im not wasting this opportunity"
- also Yuyuko 2014
Kleptomaniac: (n) 1. A person who can't help but steal anything not nailed down.
2. Marisa Kirisame.
What if I like to steal nails tho
You miss the order
Kleptomaniac: (n) 1. Marisa Kirisame.
2. A person who can't help but steal anything not nailed down.
Koishi scared the fuck outta me when marisa stole her Mr. Hat
THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST
"marisa water u doin"
missed opportunity
You mean a missed opportunaty
Ciryes Cirno clones everywhere! ._.
Me (Louize): Yet they like you. =/
*"This is all happening so fast"* - *Syou Toramaru 2014*
"I want mister hat." It's Koishi Komeiji's heart throbbing adventure all over again.
the moment Marisa said "that's a nice hat" I knew what she was about to do and I just started shaking my head and saying no real quickly.
and then the nightmare fuel Koishi started!
fun fact, koishi’s hat is a helmet
Apparently, Reimu had a small loan of a million dollars
HAD
This land...
Is in desperate need of some...
DEMOCRACY!
Then she woke up
AMERICA
GG Marisa you dun goofed. Stealing Koishi's hat....I see an adventure in the future. A very, very bloody one.
cod ghosts 2?
Ty Coleman a very *hearted* kind adventure?(late reply i know)
Such a *heart throbbing adventure!* What could be in store for us?
@@allahusnackbar3951 old comment but, no its koishi's heart throbbing adventure.
I can already foreshadow the main vijyoka emerging from gensokyo grounds…
*"You were supposed to steal the cake, not my underwear"*
Best part of the video
Marisa: **steals Mr. Hat**
**hops into yukari's gap**
welp, off to another parallel universe!
Aaah, sister Marisa, she made the Blood Ravens very proud, after seeing her claiming those relics like that, we requested the Adepta sororitas to recruit her as one of them, and after they did, we have claimed her and made her our new Chapter master!
>Be me
>Scroll through your recommendations.
>Notice Marisa riding a MOTHERFUCKING L5 RIESIG
>Click on the video faster than you would say "enemy robot" in Russian.
"greasemonkey!"
Вражеский робот
completely lost it at the "you were supposed to take the cake" bit.
Lol she gonna sell Reimu's money on ebay
holla holla get dolla
notice who didn't show up here? Yuugi cause even Marissa knows you don't steal Yuugi's Sa-ke dish
"Hide yo kids.....HIDE YO WIFE."
Wed vault inspectr... Gotta be the bes job evr!
After Patchouli finally found a way to keep Marisa out of the library, Marisa had to find a new way to fulfill her chronic addiction to stealing.
XD I expected Marisa to say something like: "I'm going to steal your flower" to Yuuka.
Yuuka gets deflowered by Marisa, 2014
HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA
mair sa stole my heart
Too many master sparks in this. 11/9 -IGN
I never knew Marisa was such a gangsta.
0:38 - Reimu should've *payed* better attention.
Ba dum tsss! Better late than never (even if it is five months XD)
JesusFreakinGamer
Yep. xD
Master Spark solves everything.
That creepy koish tho. I hope I can sleep without seeing it on my dreams.
Yuuka Wins! Flawless Victory!
I can't believe quality content like this existed for almost a decade
3:23 OMG THE REFERENCE
0:36 using master spark solves your problems, as i always do in touhou
"Shit! She's on to us!"
-Reimu Hakurei 2014
I just noticed the time xD
It says 4:19 for me.
It says 4:20 for me. xD
+Ciryes it's says 4:19 no we'd for u
mariss stole teh last secind
I could not continu watching after that "shit she's onto us".... Had a stroke while laughing my ass off
When the scene with Koishi came in I saw the KKHTA reference coming
Oh siht! xD
I'll be borrowing that like button ze!
... 20 Years to bake a cake. That is... Wonderous. Yuyuko's inevitable devouring of said cake shall have lead to the instantaneous demise of her internal organs in the form of a hideously rotted cake. That... Should have been how PCB ended.
Yuyuko's state of being deceased will not help her. The cake would not cause a double-death, nor a triple-death. It would completely exorcise her spirit from the realms of living and dead. The sheer putridness would be unstoppable and consume the universe. This is why Marisa did not take it. It would be foolish.
Yes, of course! At least SOMEONE can talk sense around these parts (And that someone is Ciryes).
If you think about it, the cake is fake. They were going to trap Marisa. why prepare for twenty years to trap one person? Much better to claim you prepared for twenty years. Yuyuko would only have been hurt from that cake if she were alive, as that cake is probably glass or plastic!
... Gosh, this isn't Dark Souls. Lore isn't exactly essential for these types of videos.
Jack Barth
So waht youre sayin is teh caek is a lie!?
i wish *The Law* would come an punish marisa at the end
Yep, it happened. I'm hearing Koishi's lines in her voice from "Koish goes Crezy [TEH FANDOOB]"
That's Koishi's canon voice and I refuse to believe otherwise.
She didn’t even steal the money, she just blasted it away
Isn't Master Spark a public domain spell, though?
zayno16 Yuuka had the first one: the Double Spark, watch her battle in Touhou 4 to know more (I call it Double Spark because there are 2 Yuukas doing a Master Spark each)
if you didn’t mention touhou 4 i probably would’ve
I love how Ciryes just makes random touhou shitposts
Ciryes stories confirmed for canon! (In the garden of my mind~)
Marisa Kirisame is seemingly able to move at Mach 20 speeds if she can take Youmu’s underwear while he afterimage is standing at a 60 degree angle with her hands crossed.
*cutely steals everything*
Marisa has committed already so much robbery crimes that probably even she would make it into a candidate for the Payday team. Also she probably would get the life sentence. But there’s no cops in Gensokyo so there’s no stopping her i guess lmao
Lost it at "HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA" :DD
Yuuka to Marisa: Taste my medicine!
Nice Dirk Strider glasses Marisa
Patchouli was shaking in her boots but luckily Kirisame missed out on her
Ciryes, your videos seem perfect for adding Microsoft Sam-like voices.
I want Mr. hat...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yuuka canonically wains
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
this is all hapening so fast
YAS Yuuka XD
I am about to laugh myself off of the stairs right now xD
Quality content
Dolla dolla get holla!
Koishi is someone you never steal from
Somehow I expect marisa to lift shou and then when she is told to let her down marisa would smash shou onto the ground
Beginning just reminds me of bed intruder LOL
PURPLE FLYING OCTOPUS SPECTACLES
I feel bad for reading Nazpep's lines in a certain someone's voice...
im not gonna be able to sleep
dangit koishi
I must be f*cking high laughing to this.
Why I love Yuuka?
This
This has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
4:14
Marisa, after playing 18 bullet held games, forgot about pc-98, so she was unprepared for fighting yuuka again
I wonder what happened to Former Hell and whatever is in its vicinity after that.
(thats what she said)
LMAOOOOOO didn't expect it
2:18 Payday 2 in a nutshell.
she forgot to steal john cenas powers
Battlefield 2142 mech
Those where the times
3:39 Zalgoishi, if that happens...
That would be fucking mayhem
Another day in Gensoukyo.
PURPLE FLYING OCTOPUS SPECTACLES
FUZZY PICKLES!!!!!
Masta sparrku solves all problems
kinda like alcohol
marisa stole shou
Lol
lel dat riesig mech tho'
This is all happening so fast
Yay Yuka Saves The Day!
0:47, A weapon to surpass metal gear!?
amazing video length
i love me some low-effort touhou shitpost
Am I to understand that Marisa ain't no holla back girl?
She's always stealing siht!
umm actually its called a devious lick
oh god not the hat
Always luv Ciryes~
I’ve seen that mech somewhere before… where was it…? 🤔
0:37 10/10
0:24 selling money, yes
fuzzy pickles
Can I marry Marisa ?
ZUN : NOPE !
(hearts getting stolen)
she stole my benis