This Rockstar Simulator is depressing
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Rock Star Life Simulator is an extensive fame simulation game. Start this adventure by playing the guitar on the street, form your own band. Protect the fame, money, and charisma you earned with the right decisions and become a world star!
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This Rockstar Simulator has AI NPCs and guitar hero minigames
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"You are gonna get pissed off & pissed on! What do you mean I can't urinate here?!" is just such a good sentence.
It's two sentences.
Oh man i thought the band name was Sleep Paralysis & I'm surprised his hasn't been done yet
I'm not judging but why you seem to hook up with dudes so much 😢😢😢
@@josephervine5533 are you asking because you wish for Kevin to hook up with you?
I love that you found pretty much the only guy in the bar to date, and immediately turned this game from being supposedly about music to being mostly about Rufus. And pee. And a tiny bit of vehicular manslaughter. 😂
yeah it's hilarious
Kevin when he kills 10 people with a car: I sleep
Kevin when his employer takes $25 from him: IS THAT LEGAL???
The key diference being that one of those personally affects him and the other simply amuses him. Guess which is more important to him?
The AI was at 40% ish likeability, so when you asked for 42% it was 42% of 40%. You need to ask for 200%-300% increases in the future.
Giving Kevin the ability to urinate at will is possibly the most irresponsible act committed by a game studio.
The character has 0 prostate problems. Kinda jealous...
Second most irresponsible act, first one is allowing him to enter a casino
It's a good thing he's never discovered Postal 😂
It's like finding out you can fart on people in South Park
He needs to play Postal 2 🙏
"You're gonna be both pissed off and pissed on" is just gold
Gold shower, one might say
2:50 I think ppl who comment “ FIRST👹” should upgrade to “first comment from me buddy
First reply from me buddy
@@Digibo cheers buddy
…But…we didn’t even get to see sleep paralysis and Rufus make love… >:(
"You want a flier?" "No?" "You get the pee then." Best lines in the video. Really got me laughing.
Read the title as "Rockstar Simulator" and immediately thought of Rockstar Games (GTA).
Would be a pretty funny game, where all you do is hype up the next game that you maybe will release sometime on this side of 2050. Side missions would include ripping people off with virtual currencies you can buy for real money in your games and letting hackers run wild.
Hmm sounds like not a simulator, but definitely rockstar.
kevins just my comfort youtuber at this point
I love that you were straight up gaslighting Rufus to love you. Jim would be proud Kevin
I always wondered if being a rockstar was just constant pissing on anything and everything
If its when that rockstar is Kevin.He thinks one thing comes with the other.
All these simulators are made more terrifying by Kevin playing and breaking them, and that's how I prefer them
Who knew being a rock star made you encounter jump scares on a daily basis?? Nah, I think I'll stay a casual performers instead, much less stressful
Games broken by Kevin is another favorite genre of kevin
Kevin in a black turtleneck is coming across like a Bond villain
I mean, Kevin's already kind of a rockstar so he's just being himself this time
More rock star simulator please. I need more Rufus romance!
more of this please kevin,,, make it into a series
15:13
Jim Pickens is having a tummy ache.
why did i think this was like the secret third Rockstar Games series
I need a part 2, I'm way too invested and laughed way more than I should have
Kevin: i spent more than that on food
Gen x: dang, they are doing pretty well
0:13 why does he look like a weird mixture of Trevor from GTA 5 and Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek...
“I wrote the wiener boy”
“God this guy is massive”
I need every game to let me pee with precision aim by holding P. Big feature missing from the new Stardew update tbh
Kevin really thinks "Lol gay lol" is the funniest joke ever, doesn't he?
kevin always finds a way to feed his morbid gambling addiction.
I’ve noticed Kevin wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately. Specifically a black turtleneck. Is this the French poet era? *I’m here for it*
That, or Kevin filmed a bunch of videos on the same day. But I like to believe.
In less than three minutes Kevin wrote a song entitled 'wiener boy', rammed two shrieking pedestrians, and vowed that one day he would learn to urinate WHILE playing the guitar
One of those games that tries a bit of everything and gets none of it right.
I sometimes wonder if game companies specifically makes games shit so that people like Kevin will make them look amazingly funny and people will buy them.
Poor AI getting wrapped into Kevin's web of love and deception.
8:32 Kevin gaslighting the AI 😂
These wacky games are always the diamond in the rough
-1 popularity for doing something illegal. I don't think this game understands what rock stars do.
1:18 i would've chosen vert.
50 years late, Kevin invents punk.
"The drinking will help" LMAO
0:22 honestly it kinda looks like when shrek turned into a human
Rufus out here playing by improv rules
"What do you mean I can't urinate here?"
Urinating here is Coming Soon
2:44 I bet this is actually Kevin asking for help and annoyed of his subscribers
Kevin should play road 96
he has
Hi Kevin. I wanted to tell you your videos have brought me out of a bad place these past couple of months. You make my day better every day
I hope a second part is "coming soon".
16:02 Best joke ever 🤣
The pedestrian screams HAHAHA
Nice work Kevin keep it up!!
Been subscribed for 3 years.
Hey, Kevin - they're making Sims movie - I hope it's about the life of Jim Pickens.
Get sued by my sleep paralysis 💀
this is now the second game that I know of that allows Kevin to pee at will. all i can hope for in the future is that this feature is in every game
Aw Kevin, your Covers are absolutely Rockstar worthy ❤
Probably my favourite episode. I felt like Kevin was hanging out with me. Just for a day, CallMeRiki. ❤😅
These kind of games are always so entertaining, lovely to see more of it!
I keep on saying that a survival shooter game where you have to manage your piss meter so you don't piss yourself mid firefight, is all that I hope from modem games atm 😅
5:46 oh shit it flunk
Dude created Tony Hawk and didn't even realize.
6:11 NCT always at the crime scene..(iykyk)
I aspire to have the level of confidence that Rufus does.
Okay so they combined Postal with Guitar Hero? That is one crazy idea for a game
I love it when I see that you made videos playing games I own. I got this one right when it came out. Then I got annoyed that everything was coming soon. Lol
Oh man, another banger, Kev. Video is over, time for me to watch Life with Rufus and You
"AI will make games instead of humans".
The game made by mostly AI:
For Kevin this is GG Allen simulator.
You're already rock star to us, Kevin.
P.s. Please play Sims 4 crystal creations with Jim 🙏
Is it just a meme that every simulator game needs a pee button now?
Johnny Silverhand's true story
Hopefully Kev's neighbors are prepared.😅
So it's like Guitar Queer-O but it's an actually playable game in reality
the remember where we parked joke still going strong ❤
Why did I think this was made by Rockstar and accepted it? Like Rockstar, the same company who made GTA, also made this game, in my mind it made sense
you probably should play some of the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games and even Clone Hero or Rocksmith
You could also pee on people in Postal 2. They really didn’t like it.
TBH as a bass player in metal bands D. D. A. sounds familar.
You should play Unturned. It looks like Minecraft but it's a massive open world zombie survival game that's free
The weiner boy is the biggest hit 🔥
This should be a series
i had to check my phone to remember what year it is with all these simulator games.
Is Kevin's sleep paralysis demon Macaulay Culkin?
Bananas Contain 28g Of Carbs. That's as much as 3 normal sized oreo cookies! No Brain improving potassium though in those oreos sadly...
Kevin is it true that there’s no one as irish as Barrack Obama
i read minigames as nightmares for soem reason
Kevin I demand you play Nancy Drew!!!
Kevin you should try playing black & white if you never have before it is a god game
Insert beer to play... The motto for life
Kevin's literally rocking this urine
Stopped watching Call Me Kevin to watch Call Me Kevin 💪
Man... I thought we're developing GTA VI in this game
Could've named a song "Coming Soon"
you should play celeste
I just glanced over the title and for the first 10 minutes I thought it was some old game made by Rockstar the game studio
I wonder when he’s gonna check out the Secret Agent pack in BitLife.
Kevin goes into the womens room to piss in the sink.
This game: Now you know what it takes to make your dream come true!
Hi kevin really big fan of your videos they are all really really funny please can you play supermarket simulator please it will be a real joy and fun to watch your the best
It is an enlightened choice!
Kevin you're already rock star for me for covering Taylor Swift ❤
You always make my day Kevin. Thanks for everything.❤
If they used the whole alphabet for typing the song would make way more sense
Took inspiration from postal 2 with the piss mechanic