Breaking my back (Motorcycle accident)
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The sound of someone trying to breathe after an accident is a horrendous sound to listen to
@noctis nox : similar story, back in 1999 my self and a few others found a bike in the middle of the road. So we looked down in the ditch and found another bike and a rider wedge under the fence. He was weezing and his leg was snapped inwards at the knee. I held the fence back as the medics worked on him. When his helmet was removed, i realized it was Daryl, a guy i met a year before. I hadn't seen since his other wreck a year prior. Sadly he didn't make it. What happened was he and another rider collided at over 100mph. The other guy tried to ride away, but was too injured so he got on the back of his friends bike and they went to the hospital. They just rode away and left Daryl.
noctis nox that would most likely be lateral breathing (or death rattle). Comes from really bad brain damage. Chance of survival is very small.
In the case in the video he fractured his ribs which is probably why he sounded like that. It also sometimes takes some time for the body to figure out how to breath directly after an accident like that.
@noctis nox yeah man, he was married at the time, had two boys 4 and 6. I always think of his family everytime bike season rolls around. Seeing motorcycles are gonna remind her.
Brick Face R.I.P. Daryl. His boys are gonna grow up without a dad. :(
@Hanna G he was lucky enough that the rib didnt puncture a lung
Respect to the friend
He stay just so calm and did in my opinion everything right
Fynn Busche I agree except on the part where he was moving . If you believe your back is Broke DO NOT MOVE cause if u aren’t already paralyzed moving can make it happen. And if you HAVE to move always keep your head and neck straight and in line with the spine
@@lilygreen4186 nobody mentioned that though
Omegachu Female I’m not sure if they knew his back was broken tho
Except letting him move tho thats risky af.
@@yprinxe jea thats right
Him:*almost dies*
Also him: NoOooO mY bIkE
*2:10*
I was riding without protections, I fell like him, my left leg was completely red, covered by my blood, the flesh of my knee was grated on the street with part of the skin of my left arm, hand and shoulder. Then I insulted god, I lifted my bike, I insulted god again, the engine started and I drove it to the nearest town followed by a friend with his car. I was thinking about my bike all the time, the pain came later, in the hospital (and it was terrible).
Emanuele Cherchi feels bad, i hope ur ok now
@@petitkiet Yeah don't worry, I have only some horrible scars. My bike is also 90% okay now, I'm driving it without problems
Emanuele Cherchi ok nice!
Holy shit. Imagine searching in the GRASS for your friend who just had an accident.
Right? Especially when they need medical attention right away
Imagine if it's at night.
bro i was panicking for him when i heard the heavy breathing. you can tell he was in pain and shock that he cant answer back
beware of pokemon encounters
@@someminainabasement6875🤖
*Breaks 7 bones*
"noo, my bike!"
Suprax this comment is underrated!! ;-;
Suprax it’s called adrenaline
He can't count how many bones he broke right after the crash
Think dumbass
@@LXD091 All he did was type what was said so how is this comment underrated you fucking moron?
Broken bones heal themselve, the bike doesn’t haha
“i think i’m fine” broken ribs, bruised lung, all kinds of other shit. adrenaline is a hell of a drug
haha yeah but crucial for a human to survive incidents like this one.
I felt from the bike two months ago and I broke my left arm, but with the adrenaline I didn't feel pain and I returned home with my bike, driving it with a broken arm.
I started to feel the real pain after a couple of hours and I decided to go to the ER.
Yeah, adrenaline is crazy.
SRIRACHA_PENGUIN _ basically yeah
Good thing the bike didn’t land on him
Lol. Ur funny
A biker can get decapitated and his head flown into a tree and the head would still be asking if the bike is ok
Yeah hes fukin twisted around fuckin bone stickin out of his leg through his suit and blood gushing all over “hey is my bike okay????”
@@1986Honda4trax literally has no arms or legs. and half his head is missing
"yo check my bike is it good"
It’s because for bikers a bike isn’t just a mode of transport
the pizzaeater I ride aswell. Sadly it’s only a 125cc as I’m 17 and live in the uk. It’s an awesome feeling tho
Riding literally saved me from my depression. If you know what I mean.
It literally felt like a horror movie with that agonizing noise from him not being able to breathe and then when his friend couldn't find him in the tall grass.
i got in a wreck 2 months ago, not a motorcycle wreck, but a high speed head on..fatal wreck. i don’t know exactly what he’s feelings but i can definitely relate, the feeling is not explainable but as soon as i head him i was like…yep😂i feel ya
@@newprt What happened? I bet you feel that you are lucky to be alive. Were others not able to come out as good as you did?
The seconds after the crash was probably the hardest part to listen to :'(
Alvuhuulaualuulaua
yep, I skipped forward in the video, that's tough for me to listen to as well
That was scary af. I thought he was drowning or something
Yeah...
Khandaker Faisal spluugh spleeghh blaahh
Him: “My bike is broken, nooooo”
Me” “No, your BACK is broken”
Am i suposed to laugh on this?
I mean yea
But no
His bike is like $40 000 mannnn
@@benarthur7971 that's deep
“I broke my back.”
“What part?”
*spinal*
He meant lower or upper
@@HeyImTiP he's making light of the old Mike tyson clip. Tyson said he broke his back befor the fight, the announcer said what part, tyson said "spinal"
Moto Mortus oh I’m fuckin R E T A R D E D
My BACK is broken...
Classic
dude hats off to his friends for keeping him so calm and just talking with him. i learned that when there is nothing else you can do, you just keep the victim calm untill help arrives.
Bikes are replaceable, good friends aren’t 👍🏼
This guy on his death bed be like : Tell my -wife- bike i love her.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha
Gotta be sure to vlog it as well😂
FF Gaming FUCK YA! I rather say that then I love my wife
His body: 7 bones broken
Himself: *noo my bike*
My man
Its imp you know
I was the same way when I laid mine down. Nice ass stage 2 road rash in a couple areas, first reaction, "Dammmmmmmn, my bikeeee, baby I'm so sorry"
@@demetri189 Do you know why you should always keep the helmet on when you crash? Because he said it in the video and I don't know why you should?
Its bc his brain is still processing that he broke his back and he likes his bike so his brain cares about that more for that moment
@@rennadiamond7871 because if you ended up breaking something in your neck(or spinal) it would break more pulling off the helmet, leading to serious injury/death
Without the helmet, we wouldn’t see this video
RiledOnUp yeah no place to mount the go pro
David Michael I meant that he could’ve died and TH-cam would be like “OH HEEELLLLLLL NAH!!”
RiledOnUp lol with out the helmet he’d be in worse condition.. aka dead but no we needed the go pro 😂
David Michael r/technicalythetruth
yeah like wear else would he mount the gopro
Your friend did a great job on controlling the scene and keeping you calm and safe massive props to him
Hope you recover quickly ❤
these are friends. and not some people who just continue driving
Yes. Letting him get up and move around was brilliant.
@@yankeechief2713cause getting all frozen in the water would've been so much better idea 🙃 No you're not supposed to move when getting hurt like that EXCEPT if in danger like freezing in this case
His injuries happened while he was wearing full protective equipment.
Fellow bikers, don't gamble your life riding in t shirts, shorts and no helmet. Not to mention flip flops.....
Exactly my thought
To be fair that equipment is only meant for initial impact to the ground and the slide afterwards... once you start impacting other inanimate objects all bets are off.
Not saying to not wear gear.... just saying don’t expect much out of it
@@Texarmageddon I beg to differ. The equipment does prevent post impact collateral damage
There are countless possible injuries that may occur in an accident, you can prevent a lot of them, or at least reduce the chances of them occurring.
However if you meant that it's possible to get severely injured or die even with equipment, I totally agree with you.
Erebus Anima I cant agree with that...
I say it’s effective up to certain speed... there was a video showing a comparison between cheap gear and authentic and even for the real gear I believe it was around 8-10 seconds.
My 90 mph crash left me with no road rash, but also my padding was starting to come out .. had I hit the poles I slid between I possibly could have broken arms or worse ..
My mom hit a guy rideing a quad in flip flops
This guy still vlogs after minute he literally almost died.
Emba it’s his friends GoPro footage idiot it had a scene cut to his friends it’s called “EDITING”
@@bawn5813 Hahaha you made me laugh, if anyone's the idiot it's you. Clearly someone else is recording it's kinda obvious, Emba was clearly mentioning the point where they find his camera. Afterwards they hand it to him he starts immediately vlogging. Delete your comment fool.
ひBAWNひ how the fuck do I talk to peopel on the internet
@@bawn5813 I think you're the idiot here right now, if you actually watched the video, they gave him his gopro and he jokes around and vlogs it. So stfu before you insult someone when you are clearly in the wrong.
@@bawn5813 ur fucked
Her: "He's probably thinking about other girls"
Him: "My bike"
1k likes but I’m the first comment
@@Ancient_Illnu Nice
more like
my back
Cryonic I know its a serious situation but damn got me laughing
2:10
Supported him the whole time, kept him calm, got him help, and didn't laugh before he knew how bad it was. Most of the time, "friends" only stop laughing when they realize its serious, but before they know that its all fun and games. Take the "Love you man" 3:54 as proof, these are the friends you need unlike some peoples actions in other videos ive seen. God bless you all❤
Well if you crash a motorbike it isn't funny compared to a bicycle
When he crashed his voice gave me chills all over my body🤕
Same
Azoz Alqahtani i had the same feeling
I once bumped my back real hard and my lungs went empty, I thought I was dying
Its the lungs. It has happened to almost all of us. We fall on our backs or just fall and we struggle to breathe. Happens to all of us. You wont die tho, but can struggle to breathe for some time.
gave me huge flashbacks to my crash 100km/h to tree broke my back collar bone and hand
He protec
He attacc
But most importantly
He cares about his bike more than his bacc
@David Martens im very sorry ;(
@David Martens i fixed my mistake 🤠
@@cloudyy5957 hahaha
😃😃😃
Broooooo😂😂😂
The reason he made such painful sounds after the crash is because he bruised his lung and it was probably spasming.
traveler 1 and the fact that he broke 7 fuckin bones
and prolly got wind knocked out of him. hate that shit. happen to me many times
Henry Snead nevermind if his head was submerged for a few seconds, that would make even more sense. Obviously the bad breathing a moment later was lung related, but the first ugly bit sounded like he was drowning.
Yeah it’s called getting winded
@David Olsson adrenaline is so strong it can hide extreme pain too
When I broke my back in four different places I didn’t walk on my own for four years. I am waiting for my fifth operation and pelvic fusion. You are so fortunate to be able to walk and also that your recovery only took three months is Incredible and amazing. I’m so grateful for your safety and health. Also you have amazing friends!
That's wild, you're quite a tough one.
2:10 Has Bruised a lung and broke many bones yet says “No My bike!” 😂😂😂😂
Prob bc his bike was very expensive (yes I know this is a joke)
I would be saying the same😅
999th like
Tbh i would maybe too bit still pretty funny😭
i say it too when i crash on my bike at jump,i stand up quickly and run to place where bike crashed,it was ok,but my leg hurt. :P
It would be a whole another story if he wasn't riding with friends
I Like My Guitar if there were one to tell considering if someone found him or not
:(
He wouldn't have cornered like that without his friends
There maybe wouldn’t of been someone to tell the story
Just last week i had an accident while riding alone. Im glad my injuries are not that bad.
That grass probably saved his life
Probably not tbh, any other time that would have been a slide and a graze, the grass probably flipped him more than tarmac would
And the water
@@monetized2545 incorrect, dont try to fucking correct someone when you are wrong.
Hahahaha, You stfu
Extinct RobinPlayz shut up pussy go make another video on your channel that nobody besides 2-3 people are going watch.
I love how at 2:50 he was like “find the GoPro” looks straight at it and still doesn’t see it...
I think after watching your friend almost die your senses would be a bit on the damp side
You can literally hear how fast his body reacted to the crash, and that he can't really breath afterwards cause of the force, broken rips, back and his lung. It can be over with a blink of an eye. You are lucky, Stan.
You don't know what you're talking about lol.
He's not having trouble breathing because of the so called force of the crash! It comes from broken ribs and possibly a punctured or collapsed lung! Along with the broken back!
And before you think you're going to say that I'm wrong, I was a FF/ EM...
as well as a level 1 trauma tech on the trauma resuscitation unit.
@@margief1798 did you even read the comment?
Fr
@@margief1798 probably knocked the wind out of himself
@@taytay1030 guy didn't reas the full thing lmao. It talks about rib and lungs later on.
Breaks several bones and bruises a lung
"Is my bike ok?"
Grim reaper: am I a joke to you?
God: You're welcome
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3:27 “I think im fine man”
*breaks 7 bones*
when I fell I got up, picked the bike up and just then realized my leg is dangling broken
Lijevi Desni wat
Same . I dislocated my ankle once and my feet was pointing in a very interesting direction . I twisted it back and told my friend im fine , that was until i tried to stand up , that it decided to go into another interesting direction , then i realized i was fucked . It doesn't hurt at all due to the adrenaline rush i think .
@@xJayteee You just made my day!
-_CG18_ - ADRENALINE
I have suffered microscopic pains compared to this accident! That looked extremely painful, I really hope you're OK!
0:20 the noises he made mentally scared me because that looked so painful and those sounds indicated that he was severely hurt
Yeah it sounded really bad
It’s because he damaged his rib cage and he was having a spasm
That's true, it was the most scaring and shocking part of the video
@LUKE SXHC even though he is correct?
LUKE SXHC not like at the end it says he had a bruised ribcage or anything
Him: breaks 7 bones, keeps vlogging
Me: stub my toe, "am I dead now?"
stubbing your toe or walking on a lego is more deadly than breaking 7 bones
Your the best ❤
Lakrima in oogway’s voice: my time has come
Lakrima dead asssssss
Normal person: CALL 911
Stan:vodka,wheres my gopro my suit is soaked, wheres my bike, (gets gopro) so im in a ditch now,
Bolt Gamer shit I pissed myself laughing 😂
LMFAAOO I CANT UNHEAR HIM SAYING VODKA LMFAOOO
Your the best ❤
I swear bikers are another type of humans
Your homies are so amazing and you are too. You were all so calm. Good advice, comfort, distractions, got ems on scene as fast as possible, and reassuring you. Kudos all around for handling this so well.
He should've stayed down to reduce the risk of further damage
Biker: * about to die *
Also biker: what up youtube im here with kyle and the boyssss
Andrei?
Also biker: What up youtube I dropped my bike because I don't know how to place myself to corner and then target fixated like a complete amateur. Buy me a new bike because my dumbass surely deserves it!
0:19 When He Said “AGHHGAHHHHHHBAHHHHHHHAGHHHHHHH!” I Felt That..
no
I can fell that with a mexican mom with la chancla hitting me Lol
Too funny bro
@@kamehamehawave2309 The fuck how is that funny
Stfu
"Hes probably cheating on me"
Guys:
PK88 what
😂😂😂😂
PK88 this makes no sense
2:43
@@killa_kxm5519 yes.
Im sure you have heard it all b4, you are lucky to be in recovery.
I came off my bike 3 weeks ago on Bush track and broke my ankle.
Back to the point thanks for posting this video, and showing how easy it is to come off, even when you are doing all the right things and wearing all the protective gear.
Take car Man
Did he do everything right though? Don’t understand how he failed that turn so miserably. Didn’t even kinda brake or turn appropriately
I mean, he wasn’t really doing everything right
*literally dying*
*Finds camera*
WHATS UP GUYS IM IN A DITCH
Smashdead Games it's me boneyboi
Commitment 😂
Your the best ❤
Your the best ❤
😂😂
Best part is when you vlog with 7 broken bones. If that's not dedication, I dunno what is.
Lisa Roberts sombody almoste died and you just post this like whut ?
Lisa Roberts yea f off
I reported Lisa Roberts. Get well soon Stan!
Human Being what did she say it got removed?
She had a link to a dating site and was saying nasty stuff
Hearing his pain and his friend trying to find him like made me tear up, such a bad situation to be in
0:19 when pain learns how to speak
lmfao bruh
LMAO
Underrated.
ihasagi2urheart thats not funny kid that happens when a lot of air is getting out of you and you can’t breathe good
Thats not funny😡🤬🖕
Yo just call mors mutual, you’ll get the bike back
Omg this comment is so underrated😂
Rock Block
How so? What’s the joke?
@@thalmoragent9344 what do mean
@@thalmoragent9344 in gta there is a company that you can call to get your destroyed cars back
I got to get my car out of the impound
My cousin just did this a few days ago riding by himself. He broke his back and his legs. He was in the ditch for several hours before he was able to flag down a trucker who could see him waving his white t shirt
2:51
"find his gopro"
"nah you're not gonna find it"
*staring right at the gopro*
Ik I was surprised I found it so fast lmao
We saw his camera view
bruh you copied me
Xerox Hydra no one gives a shit
@@KenKen-kc4mw FUCK OFF ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT I GUESS IT WAS JUST ME POINTING TO A LOT ABOUT THE JOKER WHO I THINK IT'S A BIT MORE OF THE WAY
In the beginning when he landed it sounded like he was throwing up
Yeah that's what I was thinking
He got the wind knocked out of him
Probably got the wind knocked out of him something fierce
i've had the wind knocked out of me.. its fucking horrific.. you can breathe out but when you go to inhale its like your lungs are locked. You just have to wait until your brain stops freaking out and you are able to calmly breathe again.
@@nun6996 probably everyone had
I appreciate much how the second rider took control of the situation in a professional manner. Respect+100
Yeah... Kinda?! I mean, when you break your back you're not supposed to move that much
Learn a bit about memes, Fallout and Skyrim, because it is not PLUS one hundred, it's Just one hundred.
Special Confusion spazmoid
@@worm2592 wtf.
I like the third one
God bless to the 1% who see this comment……..
2:10
I love how he almost dies, and *this* is the only thing he’s concerned about
I doesn't make any sense. If he doesn't survive, he can't care about the motorcycle anymore so why tf would you first think about the cycle?
@@inzwischen_inaktiv5078 You have never been in some sort of accident that gave you an adrenline rush and put you into a shock state, have you
Bro I have crashed before but not as bad as he did. At first I didn't feel the pain and didn't think about me just about my bike. After 1 hour I felt my back was hurting really bad
He's right yall better get your priorities straight 😂😂😂
Lenia Drescher yea, I guess you don’t ride. I was hit by a car I got up and ran to my bike and picked it up I was more worried about it than anything in this world. If you ride you would understand the freedom of speed and fun you experience and it is really a bond with “man and machine” I’m only 15 about to be 16 and about to buy my first Zx6r and I would do anything to ride again
Dude: is an inch from dying.
Also dude: “NO MY BIKE” *starts vlogging*
Duing
Duing
Duing
Duing
Duing
*crashes down in to ditch* *finds camera*
''aight, so... im in a ditch right now...''
So you dont care about that you crashed? Oh and btw, you broke 7 BONES...
Tis but a scratch 😂
Just decided to casually pull over and have a little rest in the ditch... thanks for watching make sure to like share and subscribe peace
when they sead to look for his gopro he looks strait at it but dosent see it I think only his camra could see it'
Sir, you have stumbled upon a guy known as a “mad lad”
Addrenaline is a bitch
0:58 That is what you call a bff
The fact he broke not one but 3 vertebrae is crazy. That’s three separate chances of damaging the spinal cord yet he avoided all of those chances
Fuck, my bike, my suit is wet OMG
.
Not really. It all depends on where the vertebrae broke...
Mattia Binotto yeah def. I broke my back and walked on it for like three years before I went in and found out
I know. Bummer man
Potential life changing injuries
“Group photo?”
Radcliph i would do that to😂
Too
Too
Too
Too
Thanks for the love and support. This was a very tough experience for me and it's heart warming to read all the positive comments. I will be sure to keep you all updated on the status of my condition.
Edit: I've decided to make a separate video explaining what went wrong during the turn and what exactly was running through my mind
stan the moto man get better soon.
Don't worry of not going to upload videos and focus on recovering. Videos can wait!
stan the moto man get beter soon bls
Stay strong bro.
I remember when you loved your bike last week but now you have to let it go maybe... IF YOu lOvE mE LeT Me gOooOooOOo
damn, he is so pale at 2:17. You can literally see the difference in the color of skin from his face to his neck.
“I broke my back.”
What do you mean by that?
“My back is broken.”
“Spinal.”
Mike Tyson
Big boy?
I will always be confused by Mike for saying that😂
*Thpinal
Shouldnt of steped on a crack
“This food is delicious, who made it”
“Cardi B”
0:19
I laughed way too hard at this
I laughed way too hard at this
I laughed way too hard at this
Actually dying right now
@@MagooAU fuck you
Stan: "I think I'm fine"
Also Stan: "I was told I have four broken ribs, three broken vertebrae, and a bruised lung."
The person was probably also in shock so he probably didn't feel *all* the pain
You are one tough guy I'm not gonna lie. Wishing you the best luck and a speedy recovery.
If he wasn’t wearing his leathers or his helmet, he wouldn’t be alive to tell this story , keep safe, wear the right gear
The grass will have taken most of the impact away so he was extremely lucky
The friends would tell the story
I’m new to motorcycles/motorbikes why do you keep your helmet on after a crash
@@safetyfirst9378 facts, I heard a story like this happen to someone in my neighborhood, he died😬😪
It would be a pretty good TH-cam video if he didn't survive
I know how it feels to almost get no breath
It sucks
Me too
Got Asthma tho
yep
@@scripted.-666 yes, and i got in an accident, one of my lung collapsed...luckily it recovered After if.
I once ran up a hill and then fell on the ground right on my back and couldnt breathe for 30 seconds, i thhoughg i was about to die, i was really scared
@@sini9905 are you like 10 or something
Hearing your friends faintly “Stan where are you man? We’re coming” makes me so happy that in the moment you need them most they are all there and more than willing to help you and be there for you. I’m glad you’re making a full recovery.🙏🏼
Glad that youre okay! In the beginning, i could definitely relate to the labored breathing. When you have an impact on your back, your breath is forced out and it becomes very diffucult to take in breath. If you are ever in a situation like this, get your breathing under xontrol first and dont panic if nothing comes in for the first few breaths.
0:25 Vodka.
Tf😂
Alan Wilson he said fuck
I can't unhear vodka now.
shltdlsturber neither can I 😂
Hahaahahahahaah thank you!
bikers man. They almost die but they still think about the damn bike..
We always do hahah
haha
@@c21bbr97 The adrenaline of the moment doesn't let you feel pain.
As my friend once said "people heal, bikes don't" haha
@@HallsoftheSummer that's sick. :D Anyway, I was just like that after a car accident (with no major injuries though), just talking about the car over and over while everyone be like "dude...chill." :D
I was cringing so hard when he started moving, little tip never move after damaging anything near your back or part of your back
They say to avoid it but he was in water and said he felt freezing, that’s for sure hypothermia which can lead to muscles spasming to try and produce heat which can cause far worse injuries on the spine
_ Nimblebarrel69 _ lucky he didn’t end up worse than he did thrn
_ Nimblebarrel69 _ not within a few seconds
coke900 even the slightest movement can paralyse you, so its best not to move at all
coke900 better to get a bit chilly than move and possibly permanently paralyse yourself, he would’nt have gotten hyperthermia quick enough and the way he moved was so painful to watch 😂
0:20 the sound he made sounded so painful I can't imagine going through that 😖
“Find his GoPro if you can”
*go pro8* bruh I’m right under you
Blind people be like:
Aye
Hey! Can I use this footage for a close call analysis video? You would be helping others and full credit will be given in the description.
Hey Dan! Did you analyze the video? If you did, you think you can send me the link? Thanks man I really enjoy watching your videos
@@ac-130fan lmao no u
How the fuck is this a close call he. Broke his back u idiot
LewisMorrey because Dan Dan is a brainlet and the only “advice” he gives is don’t crash next and ride better.
Damn,
Instructions not clear I only got paralysed from neck down but back is fine
Talk about clickbait
NoseySnake36933 how u writing this then ?
Lil Moto r/woooosh
Lil Moto i didn’t type this you did
@@spazzj2 what negative iq do you have to not get this joke
He was lucky because if there was a tree he could’ve slip on the grass and slam into it. I’m glad your getting better Stan.
"Do you want a group picture?"
Me: Bruh what the fu-
You’ve got a good friend man, he looked after you, and I love the fact you kept your spirits up by talking a group photos my dad just recently came off his bike too, hope you okay buddy.
what else would you do? let him lay there by himself or sum?
Well a lot of people like me just get super nervous and talk about all the bad things or just talk way to much. It happens to me every time
Damn bike life he was hurt and he was like no my bike
Been there, done that! I crashed my bike one month ago. I was with a broken leg crying and asking for my bike just because I was unable to see her... When the emergency medics came, I didn't authorized them to cut off my jacket! 😂
My crash: Are you ok??? NO, you need to help me lift my bike off the road right now!!!
Fingers crossed it starts ... it starts .... ok now lets take it home.
Once bike was in garage ... oh, look my leg is kinda fuked up, i guess i will need to go to hospital tommororw. Next day, i cant move an inch, muscles were torn :)
I already bought first bike replacemebt parts by this time :)
I broke my leg in a dirt bike crash and they didn’t find me for what felt like forever. This video brings back that scary moment in my life. Hope you are ok man.
Almost gets paralyzed.....owwww my bike. I fell bad 4 u❤
Felt*
Was I the only one who herd vodka of 0:26 😂😂😂
now I did because of that, you drunk.
Someone giving him a shot of vodka at 0:19
Or he’s an alcoholic and he wants vodka to help the pain
Lmao no he said fuck it or fuck that
DARK SAAD are we listening to the same thing
2:52 _Talking about finding the go pro._
*Go pro is on screen*
Stan's go pro
@@alexanderpicazo1 That was stan's, its hiding in the grass at 2:52
1:50 me tryna get outta bed
The sounds he made on impact had my whole body tense with adrenaline, I didnt even know something like a sound could set that off.
That shit was hilarious lmao
When your 1000 pound bike lands on your back it fucks up your lungs and ribs so the grunting natrually happens like when people die all bodily fluids fall out
thats cringe man
😂
Triggered my PTSD something special. I've had a complete right pneumothorax, and those sounds brought it all back, my chest is feeling phantom pains from it.
0:19 when ur mom tells 6 year old you to try broccoli
Look at my comment XD
might be the funniest comment in youtube history
@@PassionateWank so you must have youtube for like 1 day lmao
hey x
Jomxs on game cube LMFAO
2:10 I just heard my heart break.
Kostas Perivolis the way he says it like 😞
Kostas Perivolis dude he sounded so sad 😞
Charlie McNugget I though u would sound happy when ur bike gets damaged
@@oscarlindahl2476 Nononononoon
0:11 There was a funny road sign with arrow left on a yellow background, and 30km . I have no clue what kind of company commercial could that be. Any ideas?
Too fast into a sandy curve and you expected this to be different?
Let me tell you something after 45+year of riding.. There are bold bikers and there are old bikers but very few bold old bikers.
no joke that’s the sound I make when I’m constipated and trying to shit out whatever demon is inside me 0:18
Thank you for sharing, obama.
Does your wife have any idea about that... Oh wait it probably sounds like you are getting possessed my bad 😂
Ah great now I’ll have to accept that I was laughing as someone broke their back
I wonder what the people in the white house think when ur taking a shit....
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Do NOT try to move your neck or anything spinal obviously. Seeing him move was irritating
Well he didn’t know so calm down
Sorry doctor but they did the best they could and they probably didn’t know
Michael H you don’t understand if they move him they could paralyse him for life and it would be the friends fault
@@Kryptix but they might not have know just in case you didn't hear
THPINAL
*falls off bike, nearly dies*
*Stan:* noooo my bike
*Also Stan:* hey guys welcome to the video
Its a biker thang, if you don't ride you wouldn't understand.
You know, if your whole life is dedicated to riding bikes its almost the same as dying
eth23 sometimes keeping your mind off the injury means less pain will come
"I think I'm fine"
i love how the other motorbike guy is so patient and helping 🥺
🤡
3:25 "I think I'm fine man"
4:38 "are you sure about that"
As an emt I’d admit that moving right after you biffed it wasn’t the best idea but glad you didn’t have any further damage than you did
Ride safe man glad you’re okay!
When he’s in freezing water, as we say, life over limb.
@@OCinneideit’s because you can move the spine in a “bad way” and dislocate a vertebra, resulting in permanent paralysis
@@grAnita- and if he dies of hypothermia it won’t matter if his spine is alright
@@OCinneide I would rather die of hypothermia rather than living the rest of my life paralyzed
@@grAnita- you weren't wrong, but what you said was horrible and it made me laugh. I would also rather die than "live" as a paraplegic.
0:19 dude sounds like that news reporter that fell off the stage while stomping grapes at the vineyard lol. Glad you're okay.
Anthony Ricci I think that’s just the sound people make when seriously injured and have trouble breathing. Trying to gasp for air while also wanting to scream in pain.
Lmao he does!
Erick Ortiz he got the wind knocked out of him haha that’s why he’s marking that noise
@@Brandon-nz7pd "lmao" *guy is making death noices*
@@jw-8243 "niggaz die everyday b" - George W Bush
When i was a new rider i was doing 120mph in a group ride not knowing a road i saw in the distance a huge L curve turn was coming up. My ninja has no ABS so i had to slow down without locking up. I took the turn at 40mph tankfully nothing happened.
Moral of the story have fait on your bike and look where you go. Just looking and focus will allow you to not worry about hiting the floor.
0:25 vodka
I laughed way too hard at this
Lmfao😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂💀💀💀🤦🏽♂️
Yo actually laughed at that
This video makes me appreciate my slow ass Grom lol
Same here
Oop 69 😏😏
Lel
@@iagolopez5962 How about use a car next time. Much better investment
@@charon_lix nah
@@charon_lix No fun in that
“ok so I broke all my shit, anyways the sad part is that my bike is gone”
I heard it Russia VODKa
Saw a video of some biker trying to overtake someone by driving down the median at like 90mph, clips a car, losing his left mirror... and his left foot. You just see him looking down and screaming because half his foot and boot is gone. Kinda turned me off from ever getting a motorcycle. Makes you think like "oh yeah modern cars are designed to crumple when you get into crashes", on a motorcycle getting hit by a bug with a shell or a pebble kicked up by someone in front of you can kill you if it hits your neck.
“Hey this tastes pretty good bro. What is it?”
“It’s vegan.”
Me: 0:19
Jaivon Grant why does this not have more likes
@@SaohLotus cuz its stupid
You know this is a funny comment but those stupid like beggars get more
Saoh Lotus probably cause a similar joke was made earlier with already 2k likes
Me trying to be quiet while I watch TH-cam at work:
Me as soon as I click the timestamp in this comment: BWAWAWAWA *snort* *hiss* *choke* KMFLAFWABAHAHA!
2:52 “find his gopro in the mean time, no you’re not gonna find it” *cries in gopro*
It just layed in Front of his foot😂
@@frze.photography I saw it too XD I was confused for a second :D
His Gp must have filed him :D