Chongyun making me proud 😤 I have so much fun with these videos! Thanks for watching :) Thanks The Seven Deadly Sins: Grand Cross for sponsoring! its avaliable for PC and Mobile (IOS and Android) ! Download for free here: ntiny.link/7DSJONATHON and use the coupon code SUPERNOVA to claim 30 free diamonds!
did you know during ww2 they tried to create a measurement of survivablity for boats and they used how many direct 12in shells a hull could survive so technically all humans have 1hp XD
Jon might be overestimating how well his body would respond to electrocution. Experiencing Ventricular Fibrillation knowing there are no defibrillators in Teyvat? Bro is COOKED.
Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs guoba. She says "Guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
@@frey2260how does your xiangling deal more damage than yoimiya and hu Tao I can somewhat understand Diluc if he wasn’t built as well but Damm it’s either your xiangling is much more built or your hu Tao, yoimiya, and Diluc are not built at all
Given how canonically Noelle has ridiculous strength she doesn't need her ultimate to kill you if she wanted to. She wouldn't even need her E-skill or a claymore. :V
I watch too many vtubers. At 20:50 i saw the pic of him and chats mom and went ,,Oh he's done a face reveal?" only to realize HES THERE ON THE SCREEN. WITH HIS FACE. THIS MAN HAS NO MODEL.
13:48 the thing is though yanfei burst does directly linked to her charge attack, her play style is similar to the Neuvillete where both her elemental skill and elemental burst amplify her charge attack her normal charge attack is not that big
Would love to see this man go through every EEEEEE in the game to see if he would survive any of them. how many times this man gonna die???? Great video!
Alright nobody tell him Sethos's ult is technically also just electro infusion. 😅 That said. His CHARGED SHOT?? (The ultimate Shadow-Piercing one) Dude is LITERALLY getting sent to the shadow realm along with anything and anyone behind him, rip TheJonathan you had a good run bro
i was having a really bad day because turns out my crush who liked me back likes someone else now but when i saw jon uploaded a new vid i smiled immediately:D tysm jon, you always make my day better!
i don0t think people would lived the beidou burst , she is electro xingqiu but she needs to hit a enemy, the defense part is because of her c1 i believe, she is like lisa but worst because she is actually hitting you
ok. Yanfei, was clearly unfair. --- But besides that Yaoyao. 3-6 of those damn toys throwing crap at you, now remember, they only heal her allies, in this case your her enemies. and as a Yaoyao main they throw 5 or 6 balls every ult, so take that into account. You'd take minimal damage from 6 full onions being shot at you, from above. Now just imagine that. at minimum 15 onions. at maximum 36. She deserves atleast "Would Likely Live" --- And as for the "move out of the way" That applies for all characters, Walk away from them, run away from them. OR JUST DONT GO NEAR THEM.
On the Kaeya one, sure you MIGHT be able to survive being impaled once but kaeya's ult is constantly moving. You would bleed out. Also, you are NOT outrunning Kaeya. Man is the Calvery Captain and Quarter Master of the knights. You outrunning him.
I know all of the results are purely sarcastic, but in reality like 99% of those bursts guaranteedly kills you. If it can 1 shot a hilichurl it can 1 shot you.
Kachina: Would likely die?! Excuse me good sir, as a Kachina main I can tell you, you will not dodge the drill and when the drill hits, that is some grade A mortal wound.
Chongyun making me proud 😤 I have so much fun with these videos! Thanks for watching :)
Thanks The Seven Deadly Sins: Grand Cross for sponsoring! its avaliable for PC and Mobile (IOS and Android) ! Download for free here: ntiny.link/7DSJONATHON and use the coupon code SUPERNOVA to claim 30 free diamonds!
I play that game already from the start of global server and I'm happy to see the game being in your video :)
Of course! I love ur vids ❤❤
It’s so unfair that you counted Seth’s but didn’t count kaveh
Still love your Videos:3
Everyone came here to see his reaction to chadyun's ult
Lol
True asf
i am one of everyone
@@trerererere same
Fr tho
Bro realistically would not survive a single one
Jon's got 3 HP like the rest of us
did you know during ww2 they tried to create a measurement of survivablity for boats and they used how many direct 12in shells a hull could survive so technically all humans have 1hp XD
Jon might be overestimating how well his body would respond to electrocution. Experiencing Ventricular Fibrillation knowing there are no defibrillators in Teyvat? Bro is COOKED.
Lol
A skilled electro vision wielder could act as a living defibrillator though
What do you mean, he got plot armour 😅
11:04
"we got Focalor'd 4 times in a row bro" 😭😭
Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs guoba. She says "Guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
@@frey2260 best xiangling description 🎉🎉🎉
@@frey2260how does your xiangling deal more damage than yoimiya and hu Tao I can somewhat understand Diluc if he wasn’t built as well but Damm it’s either your xiangling is much more built or your hu Tao, yoimiya, and Diluc are not built at all
the "Darth Maul...lived!" with the most scared expression I've seen in a while made me laugh so hard. Nice reference Jon ;)
Not most of the people here in under like 6 min wanting to see his reaction to chongyun’s ult lol-
I know damn well my brave ah would survive not a single one of these 💀
How would you die from Barbara?
@@joeltoomer3332 Trip from the water, fall, get concussion.
@@joeltoomer3332 I would get water boarded 🤭🤭
@@joeltoomer3332 fangirling then crying, choking on tears and dyin
@joeltoomee3332 slip, get up, slip again, get up again, drown
6:12 Putting this one in the "Would applaud" tier.
Hello fellas out there
"clears throat"
*LET THE CHONGYUN NATION RAISE* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Given how canonically Noelle has ridiculous strength she doesn't need her ultimate to kill you if she wanted to. She wouldn't even need her E-skill or a claymore. :V
Still top 3
My body is thinking I could survive all of 'em.... Yet my brain damn well knows I ain't surviving a single one. *sob*
I watch too many vtubers. At 20:50 i saw the pic of him and chats mom and went ,,Oh he's done a face reveal?" only to realize HES THERE ON THE SCREEN. WITH HIS FACE. THIS MAN HAS NO MODEL.
17:40 My father has been struck by lightning three times, and is sadly still kicking.
My condolences
You good sis?
Sadly???
@@Cobalt_Rain Lol my father sucks, but yes, I am good XD
Hopefully his time comes quick
11:06 “focalors 4 times” is crazy 😭😭
im ngl
i have food poisoning rn hunching over throwing up n crying n shitting myself
this videos a welcome distraction
Oh nooo 😭 Hope you get well soon 💞
i still feel terrible but im binging jon and doros videos rn
Take care and hope you feel better soon after that. Food poisoning is awful. :(
13:48 the thing is though yanfei burst does directly linked to her charge attack, her play style is similar to the Neuvillete where both her elemental skill and elemental burst amplify her charge attack her normal charge attack is not that big
also if a target is in range when she pops it she does automatically attack with another giant flame stamp thing
Would love to see this man go through every EEEEEE in the game to see if he would survive any of them. how many times this man gonna die???? Great video!
bro went all in for chadgyun 😭😭🙏🙏
I like how he says "can a man *blah blah*"
Lynettes burst actually fires stuff at you
Can you list Every character's birthday voicelines or Their Idle Animation? 😅
10:44 if anyone is wondering where chadyun is at
Heizou's burst hit wasnt done justice here. I think its a lot more dangerous than he thinks
agree, the actual hit of his burst looks dangerous af !!
13:50 bro you dead from the ult explosion if it hits you upfront. That's a literal bomb
*Please rank characters idle animations next, King*
Jonathan has yet to learn that fire can burn him 15:39 18:30
somehow this one was more fun than the 5 star one because some of the harmless one's (Hi Kevin) really cracked me up
Another day, another slay for Chongyun!
14:58 the scientific way of describing the human body by Dr. Jon here
I don't think I'm surviving Kaeya's. Ain't no way I'm running if I saw that man
OMG TYSM FOR MAKING THIS VID! I’ve been wishing to see one for the 4 stars❤❤❤❤
Did you forget about kaveh incident , he can laterally delete you
I feel like Ororon would just give you tinitus... Those are soundwaves 💀💀💀
Now I want to see if he can survive the 5 star ones.
Surely he'll survive Zhongli's Burst.
He already made a video on it and he got obliterated 🙏
@@M1SSY_LUVV Oh! Thanks for the info!
ningguang's ult should just be that she drops the jade chamber on the enemy
It’s would be cool but too much for a 4 stars character 😞
1:39 ah yes that font that person chose totally fitted lisa
Please make a 5 star and 4 star skill tierlist too 😭i enjoy these too much
3:37 frieren my beloved anime ❤
The reason i stayed is because the start of the video was... crazy..
No way The seven deadly sins Grand cross was mentioned
Clicked as fast as I could lol
With Diona could get frostbite as it's cryo (like Bennet but cryo) and as she throws a cocktail you could get hurt
Ahhh yes I can already feel the high copium before even watching the video
so uhm what's next, "Would Jon survive every elite bosses in genshin impact"
a good day to watch a jon video 👏🏾👏🏾
EVERYDAY is a good day to watch jon 👌
@@trererererefr
5:47 took a little while to admirer 😉 😉
Hey Jon!!
How about you made a genshin tierlist being your friends?
CHONGYUNS A 5 STAR THO- 😭 (FR)
nuh uh 🤔😔
@ uh huh (totally)
Alright nobody tell him Sethos's ult is technically also just electro infusion. 😅
That said.
His CHARGED SHOT?? (The ultimate Shadow-Piercing one)
Dude is LITERALLY getting sent to the shadow realm along with anything and anyone behind him, rip TheJonathan you had a good run bro
heizous burst 🗿
9:22 why was this acctually silly
Alrwady know that Koujou Sara is Gobi NG to cook him 10x over
I really love these videos. Pls do a 5* update 🙏 maybe at the end of Natlan ?
i was having a really bad day because turns out my crush who liked me back likes someone else now but when i saw jon uploaded a new vid i smiled immediately:D tysm jon, you always make my day better!
love the sailor moon BGM!
Glad to see Chev as 1st.
The thumbnail is great
👇Everyone who loves THEJONATHAN
10:45 chadyun lol
the jon this for you lol
i don0t think people would lived the beidou burst , she is electro xingqiu but she needs to hit a enemy, the defense part is because of her c1 i believe, she is like lisa but worst because she is actually hitting you
my thought about sucrose is that she not only hits you but also lifts you up repeatedly. Do we count fall damage?
0:03 i knew from the second when he yelled it was chongyun
I feel like dori’s ult is similar to touching one of those plasma balls
ok. Yanfei, was clearly unfair.
---
But besides that Yaoyao. 3-6 of those damn toys throwing crap at you, now remember, they only heal her allies, in this case your her enemies. and as a Yaoyao main they throw 5 or 6 balls every ult, so take that into account. You'd take minimal damage from 6 full onions being shot at you, from above. Now just imagine that. at minimum 15 onions. at maximum 36. She deserves atleast "Would Likely Live"
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And as for the "move out of the way" That applies for all characters, Walk away from them, run away from them. OR JUST DONT GO NEAR THEM.
kaeya: DODGE THIS
real
On the Kaeya one, sure you MIGHT be able to survive being impaled once but kaeya's ult is constantly moving. You would bleed out. Also, you are NOT outrunning Kaeya. Man is the Calvery Captain and Quarter Master of the knights. You outrunning him.
I think he just did this video to see chadyun😭
Brutal honesty here I die to barbara's
Hi Jon!
Under 24 hours gang👇
Hilarious how he underestimate wind attacks that can knock up enemies that are super human and used to battle easily
Under 1hour gang👇🏾
Here 🎉
Sup
Not the cooking mama song- 21:58
We need a 5 star one when citlali realeses
Hello Jon!
Im watchin, please don’t take my kidney
.....bro thinks he'll live from karya's burst.
I know all of the results are purely sarcastic, but in reality like 99% of those bursts guaranteedly kills you. If it can 1 shot a hilichurl it can 1 shot you.
bless me for my chasca pulls dear jonathon🗣🙏
Go to doro he has the best luck
@@V10l3tH34rts alrr
literally everyone in this comment section waiting for chongyun’s ult LMAOOO
I can say that I can be alive by some 4 stars ultimate
i won't even survive the five stars let alone the four stars 💀😭
10:50 is what your here to see.
11:35 EMERLADO SPLASHU!
You'll be forever my comfort streamer🥹
8:38 If you play Minecraft? The answer is A Lot.
for lisa just run out of the circle while she is doing her lil twirl
What if you can't run that fast
Maybe I have 6% at this moment but I’m going to see it in the tv, MUAJAJDJJEJESJSJNSNSSNSJS
Kachina: Would likely die?!
Excuse me good sir, as a Kachina main I can tell you, you will not dodge the drill and when the drill hits, that is some grade A mortal wound.
the word ur looking for is fatal not mortal
@U.piko39 thank you, I am german, so to me they always seemed to mean the same :D
Very Best Video Bro
HI JOHN
yaoyao would kill you because of cuteness so she should have been put at the top
I’m sorry…who’s Mika? How cryo polarm user from monstad? Never heard of em
My weak ah ain't gonna survive even one of em
Chevy's gun has an echo😨😨
9:08 i know i wouldn't survive that😊
No. No you wouldn't.
Cant wait till somehody does hsr ults😊😂