White on White Judgement | T.J. Miller

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  • T.J. Miller at the Comedy Cellar in NYC!
    He deals with crazy hecklers in the crowd who don't know their race.
    💥Check out my tour dates!💥
    tjmillerdoesno...
    📍Instagram: / teenagemillionaire
    📍Facebook: / tjmillerfanpage
    📍Twitter: / nottjmiller
    📍TikTok: / nottjmiller
    🥜🌶Try my Peanut Butter or Hot Sauce!!!🌶🥜
    tjmillerdoesno...
    T.J. MILLER is one of the most sought after comedians in the Western Hemisphere and some parts of New Zealand.
    You may recognize him from roles in Deadpool, Transformers 4, and Mike Judge’s HBO show Silicon Valley, for which he received the Critics’ Choice Award for Best Supporting Actor in a TV Comedy.
    Miller has been in major studio films such as Office Christmas Party, Cloverfield, She's Out of My League, the surprise indie hit Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, Ready Player One, Extract, Our Idiot Brother, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, Yogi Bear 3D (Ranger Jones, his greatest role to date), Unstoppable, Underwater, Get Him to the Greek, and The Stand In with Drew Barrymore. Yes. She is awesome.
    His voice is possibly more famous than him- from television roles in Family Guy, F is for Family, High School USA!, Gravity Falls, among others… Miller also voiced the character Tuffnut in the Oscar-nominated animated films How to Train Your Dragon, and How to Train Your Dragon 2. Miller voiced Fred in Disney’s Academy Award-winning Big Hero 6.
    His hour-long Comedy Central stand-up special T.J. Miller: No Real Reason and hip-hop/pop/folk music album "The Extended Play E.P.," an E.P. with 41 tracks, and the "Illegal Art Remixtape" are all available now. As is his hour HBO special “Meticulously Ridiculous.”
    His podcast "Cashing in with T.J. Miller" is listened to by 12 and ½ people, we don’t know which half.
    But let’s be honest. Everyone knows him because he’s the star of The Emoji Movie.
    Thank you for letting him make you laugh.

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  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    You released this video on my Birthday, which is perfect, because that "Happy Birthday Handwashing" bit is one of my new favorite jokes. I laughed so hard.

    • @mattrichards9485
      @mattrichards9485 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm late but Happy birthday

  • @stoneageprogrammer432
    @stoneageprogrammer432 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    TJ, I love you, you are fucking hilarious. I wish you had stayed on Silicon Valley, it wasn't the same after you left. People need to distinguish between the ARTIST and the ART. All artists are screwy, that's why they make art. It doesn't mean they should get cancelled or thrown out. Anyway, you are a classic, stick around and keep up the great work! I love your standup! TJ FOREVER!

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  14 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      @@stoneageprogrammer432 this made my damn day. I do it for you! I really do.

    • @stoneageprogrammer432
      @stoneageprogrammer432 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@tjmiller TJ, you are so awesome for writing me. This just made my year. Thank you so much. I've been watching Silicon Valley today because of this video. So, I'm really touched. Thank you again. Good luck to you, please keep your head up, and I'll be watching whatever you do. I love you, man.

    • @suicideheadaches4460
      @suicideheadaches4460 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@tjmiller im so lost from Houston, why and who TF "Canceled" Miller? I bet he makes them look stupid and they'll be begging for him back in a year.

    • @lastlifelaz
      @lastlifelaz 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The greatest of arts come from the most drastic tragedies. I strongly believe the more tragedy you go through… the more potent the art. We all live on the same earth… but reality is perceived perception. The more wild you are, the more you stand out in a society with parameters. Comedy outweighs all. Good shit TJ. You got this

    • @jamesburke2759
      @jamesburke2759 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Erlich Bachman is one of the all time great characters. Its awesome to see TJ interacting with his fans too. The call to leave the show was probably one of the best and hardest moves TJ made. it would have been cool to see him come back for the final episode but i get it. At least we have all this awesome stand up to go through.

  • @scamculture
    @scamculture 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Every few months I search TJ Miller to see if he’s making a comeback, what a pleasant surprise today

    • @MrTurbObrown
      @MrTurbObrown 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He's doing Stand-Up all the time.

  • @SZMTHEKING
    @SZMTHEKING 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was brilliant. Natural, flowing comedy both with and without structure 🎩

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "You're the first to arrive."😸

  • @jasonkesser
    @jasonkesser 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Master class in not giving a fuck, and with talent

  • @razvanisaci
    @razvanisaci 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I'm not super into stand up, as I feel like a lot of it is pretty formulaic, but i will ALWAYS watch TJ because it's just one hilarious vibe throughout - he improvs between bits, he does crowd work, and it's just so organic and funny - and that's the kind of shit SLOVAKIANS just don't get

    • @giampaolofini1535
      @giampaolofini1535 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Slow + polack = slovak, at least that's the joke the American-Slovak side of my family like to tell.

    • @milehighclubmember1
      @milehighclubmember1 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You seem sad

    • @razvanisaci
      @razvanisaci 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      good comment bro

  • @Dropla
    @Dropla 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Dude, i panic everytime you bring up something remotely close to the armpit washing. Thank God I already knew the birthday song one~ lol Another hilarious set.

    • @CleverMetaphor
      @CleverMetaphor 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol yeah, he was right. Every time. Thanks TJ.

  • @ehhhhhhhhhh561
    @ehhhhhhhhhh561 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Love TJ Miller. most comedians lose their touch when they start getting movies. TJ has only gotten better. And the fact that he's considered "difficult" to have on set only makes me love him more. Fahk hollywood, keep needling them TJ

  • @InspiringHowUCThat
    @InspiringHowUCThat 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Don’t miss a show when TJ is in town!! Great comedian and oh yeah. The hot sauce was hot as F🤬. Great to cook with! Thanks for the laughs, we all need it

  • @dpclerks09
    @dpclerks09 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    "My father is greek chicken" 🤣

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@dpclerks09 that is one of lines you think of before bed or after a hearty meal.

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tjmiller Forever, and ever. Amen! 🙏

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tjmiller Just realized the Slovakian/Souvlaki. Holy shit, that was quick TJ. Watch out Attell! (Dave is my All-Time Favorite, btw)

  • @jamesburke2759
    @jamesburke2759 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cheers for the work TJ, Merry Christmas. good to see you killin it lately.

  • @dylanlee32
    @dylanlee32 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Between the paper towel dispenser not working and having those days where people don't interact with you for extended periods of time, existentialism can really kick my ass outta nowhere

  • @magedojo
    @magedojo 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    God bless the TH-cam algorithm for populating my feed with you lately.

  • @TheHevisol
    @TheHevisol 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I am so thankful to God that you exist and that you continue to be you and do what you do buddy 😊

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@TheHevisol I’m thankful to jesus cherish that his father is the god you thank! In Buddha we eat candy together.

  • @YolandaGarcia-dw3wl
    @YolandaGarcia-dw3wl 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I love tj miller!

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@YolandaGarcia-dw3wl I am a fan of yours!

  • @kristianmikoczi4853
    @kristianmikoczi4853 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Im Slovakian in Canada😅 and this guy is still hilarious 😆

  • @aldoramonz
    @aldoramonz 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bro this was great !

  • @asanamericaninaustralia
    @asanamericaninaustralia 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    crowd work master, i am so jealous. awesome.

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Great set.

  • @groovefiend25
    @groovefiend25 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    this is the worst chris distefano set ive ever seen

    • @BIGFOOT-ENT.
      @BIGFOOT-ENT. 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      BRUH LOL

  • @Chris-of6xm
    @Chris-of6xm 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh man this made my night you still got it thanks dude

  • @solomonkane408
    @solomonkane408 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    T.J they did you dirty homie glas your back.

  • @kenshiroson4893
    @kenshiroson4893 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    TJ ur my favorite human being dude. Love u so much!

  • @AwayWeGoMike
    @AwayWeGoMike 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Great set!! Your game is getting stronger. You are easily top 5 at this current moment. I'm having trouble thinking of who's better.
    I'll be seeing you live hopefully soon.

    • @Methodizations
      @Methodizations 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Top 5? Like crowd workers?

  • @curiousmonkey7193
    @curiousmonkey7193 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    You Rock TJ!

  • @youamess5
    @youamess5 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is REAL CROWD WORK

  • @HKFIJIHK
    @HKFIJIHK 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    TJ! Dude so awesome to see you back and being hilarious as always!
    hope to se your show in Irvine!!! 👊

  • @heatheverett
    @heatheverett 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hilarious! Thanks for sharing this

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    TJ MILLER!!! just found your channel!!!! Im a huge fan!!!!!!!!

  • @fire_breathing_hamster
    @fire_breathing_hamster 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I love TJ Miller he is not nearly as famous as he deserves to be.

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@fire_breathing_hamster ah thanks man. I’m pretty f*cking famous this I went to Famous Dave’s bbq and Dave thought I worked for him.

    • @lukeskyhighwalker5664
      @lukeskyhighwalker5664 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@tjmiller😂 😂we need you in Deadpool 😢

    • @grandmahurk
      @grandmahurk 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lukeskyhighwalker5664gay

  • @Epic_Squirrel
    @Epic_Squirrel 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    TJ for the record I never canceled you. Glad to see you on my feed. 🎉😂 You’re material is like my inner voice. I love your stuff, brother. Keep it up.

  • @ahappyguy7695
    @ahappyguy7695 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That was funny!

  • @quinnready2936
    @quinnready2936 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I’m still scrubbing my armpits 13 times because of you thanks TJ is this how OCD starts?

    • @gabrielmaroto18
      @gabrielmaroto18 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Antibacterial soap, it kills the bacteria that feeds on the sweat that creates the odor.

  • @Erime
    @Erime 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    9:48 her guy wondering if it's laughing at this part or drinking more that's gonna get him an earful on the way home

  • @lauralee5722
    @lauralee5722 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Missed you in Deadpool. You are the perfect Weasel ❤

  • @TrendyTriviaTribe
    @TrendyTriviaTribe 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    We’ll be right back

  • @carsonvaudrin9802
    @carsonvaudrin9802 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    When are you coming out to Denver?!

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@carsonvaudrin9802 Colorado Springs soon and a special show with Adam Ray in February.

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@carsonvaudrin9802 check my website!!

    • @carsonvaudrin9802
      @carsonvaudrin9802 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tjmiller Aw, man! No Denver dates?! You're gonna make me go down to T*ump country?! Hahaha!!! No biggie. See you there, old friend!

    • @NickHiltermann
      @NickHiltermann 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tjmiller Adam Ray seems like one of the good ones, much like yourself, TJ! I hope you have a great time!

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love that the stroke took care of that youthful exuberance. You’re way funnier with a little humility

  • @-Saulgood-
    @-Saulgood- 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He don’t miss 🤘🏽

  • @TripleOG1983
    @TripleOG1983 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    TJ did you just recently become a regular at comedy cellar? I’ve been seeing more clips of you there

  • @sebastian842
    @sebastian842 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    TJ, You're Brilliant! I would love to come see you LIVE ! if you came to Yuk Yuk's in Toronto, Canada🙂

  • @GoatFarmer706
    @GoatFarmer706 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You were hilarious on Dr. Phil

  • @DONTSTEPNSNEK507
    @DONTSTEPNSNEK507 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Classic 😊

  • @borlanderobertson5666
    @borlanderobertson5666 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronbradley
    @aaronbradley 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Flawless victory

  • @SwaggerjackProductions
    @SwaggerjackProductions 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    TJ Miller is a fucking hero to me as far as standup and talent

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@SwaggerjackProductions I would like to live in your car.

    • @SwaggerjackProductions
      @SwaggerjackProductions 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @tjmiller Ok. TJ I'll adopt you for a week. You are the voice for Mucinex after all.
      What's your fax number? I'll have my people reach out to your people

    • @sebastian842
      @sebastian842 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@tjmiller 🤣😂

  • @skipwestbrook8489
    @skipwestbrook8489 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    No comment

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@skipwestbrook8489 none taken

    • @NickHiltermann
      @NickHiltermann 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Great comment

  • @BluntedBaboon
    @BluntedBaboon 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've missed you since the mash up days, be cool if you could re-release them here. I know you said it was draining to produce and write but was hilarious to watch.

  • @NATE1717BALLIN
    @NATE1717BALLIN 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey its that guy who made that phone call on the train!

  • @lisbethbird8268
    @lisbethbird8268 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fucking awesome TJ. Thanks!!!!💚🌷⛅🌕

  • @Machinify
    @Machinify 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    noice!

  • @numskul
    @numskul 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    GORBURGER!

  • @lukebobb
    @lukebobb 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    LOL

  • @swilliams9
    @swilliams9 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember when you got off from the b threat because the judge deemed you as mentally disabled lol

  • @borlanderobertson5666
    @borlanderobertson5666 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Did you get blazed when you did the show at the church?

  • @JoshRossness
    @JoshRossness 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ode to Steven Wright!!!😮

  • @jigwhatup
    @jigwhatup 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Did someone say cake?🎂

  • @jeremycalnan4180
    @jeremycalnan4180 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's like a Jacques Cousteau book ....just not a book

  • @davidbak3340
    @davidbak3340 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Next is toilet paper motion sensor ha.

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am judging you for the extra "e"

  • @BYanez2662
    @BYanez2662 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Freakin Marmaduke

  • @Fritakatiffany
    @Fritakatiffany 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Frit.

  • @micahphonemoseley849
    @micahphonemoseley849 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The first dryer is always fucked up, gotta go to the second one

  • @m_0863
    @m_0863 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tropical fishes, man. What is a "White" even, you know? ...tropical fishes.

  • @mco5634
    @mco5634 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    m'eh

  • @kpopdontstop953
    @kpopdontstop953 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    shoulda started signing happy birthday during that miming bit with the motion sensor

  • @jeremycalnan4180
    @jeremycalnan4180 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm looking for a British Ford tractor

  • @burnamfleming3025
    @burnamfleming3025 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m really surprised at some of the topics discussed.

  • @weinopolice
    @weinopolice 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn, toward the end that Canadian lady was the final boss of White Women 😐 not into it

  • @Dakotako
    @Dakotako 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Chubby comedian had to sneak food into the joke; I guess TJ stands for toast and jam.
    This is 15 minutes i can't get back, which is good because i laughed through most of it.

  • @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039
    @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aww, that's sad though

  • @jeremycalnan4180
    @jeremycalnan4180 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Because just because I'm smoking Ebola

  • @mattseal9686
    @mattseal9686 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    comedy

  • @snillum5004
    @snillum5004 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This guy killed his own career

    • @alephmale3171
      @alephmale3171 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

  • @TimApple.
    @TimApple. 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I've seen hundreds of comics, from the beginners to the biggest, you name em. TJ needs to lay off the juice. This is not funny at all. Anyone laughing is fanboying out. He's dying here.
    Oh, I bet his next show will be much better... lush better

    • @tjmiller
      @tjmiller  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@TimApple. serious question- are you an alcoholic? Because I was stone cold sober here, I just have a generally chill affect. Is this projection? Are you okay? If you need help, call 1-800-jud-geme and then enter “nt” for a free subscription to “the big book- why so blue?” our bi-decade newsletter which is delivered to your sadness directly. I’m concerned about your nephews- please call today.
      Much love,
      T.J. “a drink in the hand is worth two in the lush” Miller
      Also- great pun. Sincerity.

    • @GoatFarmer706
      @GoatFarmer706 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You know what is hilarious? Your god awful "music " at that funeral. Geeze you must've hated your dad to embarrass yourself and everyone with that yoko ono style singing .😂😂

    • @GoatFarmer706
      @GoatFarmer706 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hahaha this hater deleted a 17 year old funeral performance because I commented "🥱 🤢" on it hahahah hypocrite

    • @aaron9783
      @aaron9783 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Tim, do you nail it every day of work in your life?

    • @NickHiltermann
      @NickHiltermann 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sounds like you are an expert on comedy, so I don't know why you're giving TJ dietary advice?

  • @engineeringdepartment7961
    @engineeringdepartment7961 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I'm over it.

  • @harrycooke1496
    @harrycooke1496 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is aggressively bad

  • @LiamborninDC
    @LiamborninDC 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember when this guy used to be funny, do you remember that? Now he is doing motion sensor jokes like it is 2004.

  • @harrycooke1496
    @harrycooke1496 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Do you do jokes or do people just laugh at everything you say

  • @empirekruse9574
    @empirekruse9574 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was not good. Are you drunk in this set?

  • @mhopkins7954
    @mhopkins7954 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OMG; he's the dude on the mic in the drawing!