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Man to be a fly on the wall at the interrogation of the dude who thought “I’ll disprove I’m gay by cutting out this dudes heart”. Truly a popcorn worthy chat
Videos like these usually last no more than 10 minutes. Imagine my horror when I looked at the timestamp after waiting for the video to finally an hour later
I absolutely love the phrase "red blooded american" as if there just are any americans with idk, blue blood? EVERY AMERICAN HAS RED BLOOD, because EVERY PERSON HAS RED BLOOD.
1:09 I take my foot-and-a-half long bearded dragon out with me during the summer. He's my favorite drinking buddy. He's a celebrity at the bars we go to. The bartenders love my Jörmungandr. ❤
3:27 i had this same reaction when i found out i put a daily reminder to water the cat until 2023, this was done in 2021, it was on for 2 years until today.
Hearing him say 2319 as “two three one nine” when it’s a literal quote from Monsters Inc hit me the same as hearing a British person say 911 the emergency number as “nine eleven”
at 2:53:48 The Crownsheet Doesn't usually fail however the most common cause for a boiler explosion is the crownsheet not getting covered by water which mixed from the 1600C Fire That Would Usually Melt The Steel That the firebox is made out of and if the firebox wasn't entirely covered by coolant (I.e. Water) the crownsheet would melt then causing the water (Which is at about 400c in the state of water from the pressure of the boiler) to flash into steam form the 1600C Fire almost instantly tuning the water into steam leaving a massive hole in the boiler which in tern chunks 1600C steam mixed with 1600C fire with the shrapnel of melted steal and bolts (Varies on Locomotive) into your face before the entire smokebox gets impaled form the flues and tubes which then at the end meatal spaghetti is hanging out the front of the locomotive and the engineer and fireman (Posable the brakeman) bunt and covered in molten steel, fire embers, boiling hot steam which is at a similar temp to superheated steam (Evan After A While) and bolts/rivets (Which Would Have Been Chucked At Them Faster Than The Speed Of Sound) all over the mangled corpses of the engineer and fireman (Possibly the Brakeman) Edit: the fire burns at around 2000c on the largest locomotives so instead of 1600c it would be 2000c
I like Dominos. I know other people have a few choice words for Dominos The pizza is alright, I can have an entire medium pie and feel sufficiently filled. They also just do straight-up delivery, none of that Uber Eats or GrubHub shit. A lot of my fondest memories happened over a Dominos Pie and a loaf of Stuffed Cheesy Bread
54:10 The approximate energy required to send a 55 lb (25 kg) brick towards the sun, considering both escaping Earth’s gravity and adjusting for Earth’s orbital velocity, is about 21,218,000,000 joules. This is a highly simplified estimation and the actual process would involve intricate planning and significantly more energy, considering the real dynamics of celestial mechanics. Just as in Elden Ring, where the path to becoming an Elden Lord is fraught with challenges and complexities, the journey of launching objects into the sun is equally complex and demanding.
51:27 be careful when stepping barefoot on slugs some have acid and will burn your feet. I know because I had it happened to me. first it started tingling then it started to hurt a bit.
I know no one is gonna read this, but...idc anymore. At 16:54 (Dog): 3rd row, 8th column 4th row, 9th column 5th row, 10th column Or smth like that...idk Btw, love ur vids! It's what starts auto playing after every video 😂
25:54 It’s like that scene from My Neighbor Totoro when they’re at the bus stop and Totoro is listening to the drops hit his umbrella. I can’t help it. It’s too satisfying.
16:54 DOG!!! Count from the top left corner 8 letters to the right, then 3 letters down, and read the three letters moving diagonal down-right! (Note: when counting, count the letter you’re on when you move spaces) You should count (in order): [>] D,G,O,O,D,D,O,D [\/] D,D,D [\/>] “DOG”
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(comment video ideas)
Make a 3DS memes video
day 50 YAY of oddly specific
Day 89 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes
Day 104 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description
Moth memes
Man to be a fly on the wall at the interrogation of the dude who thought “I’ll disprove I’m gay by cutting out this dudes heart”. Truly a popcorn worthy chat
Damn straight!
👍
Don't forget devouring it like a hungry amazonion who hasn't eaten in the past 36 hours
Videos like these usually last no more than 10 minutes. Imagine my horror when I looked at the timestamp after waiting for the video to finally an hour later
Great stuff to fall asleep to, lol
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@jennyb9065 it's funny because I *actually do that.*
@user-in8qh3zf9dI watch like 4hr or 5hr vids
@@ermwhatareyoudoingheresame
48:28 i love when vaaz swears, i need a compilation of him swearing
WE NEED THIS
are you mentally sane?
This dude is so real tho
🥩🚴♀
FUCK SUMMER
0:56 god forbid a man has hobbies
Imagine stabbing some dude and he just goes, "F*CK, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE JACKET!"
This guys simgle handedly keeps my mental health in check
“Simgle”
@@svdzcbshf6912sounds like the name of an Omegle clone that died in 1 milliseconds for privacy.
@@svdzcbshf6912 It's called accidently misspelling
@@Roadkill3333 well you sure are the third word he said so
And boys, You will never know the fear of having to sneeze on your time of the month.
Yea that does sound bad
i just hold the sneeze in. its probably not healthy, but i’d rather not have a crisis due to a sneeze.
That first guy has more priorities then most of the people here
I absolutely love the phrase "red blooded american" as if there just are any americans with idk, blue blood? EVERY AMERICAN HAS RED BLOOD, because EVERY PERSON HAS RED BLOOD.
Uhm..this isn't the top comment, and its kinda aggressive and cringe.. Not trying to be rude...im nit
The rich upper class of Americans are often referred to as "Blue Bloods".
which is even more funny when you think about what being a blue blood means versus blue collar lol😂😂😂
I think you mean pure blooded american
Hello, American here, not all of us have red blood, some of us have green blood. Please don't spread this misinformation ever sgain
3:10
and you'll never know the fear of needing to pee when you sneeze
This man’s voice is like that guy from ‘how it’s made’. It scratches my brain :D
11:06 there's no country there just the Bay of Biscay
1:09 I take my foot-and-a-half long bearded dragon out with me during the summer. He's my favorite drinking buddy. He's a celebrity at the bars we go to. The bartenders love my Jörmungandr. ❤
I love this comment so much
Such a good name! I love Norse Mythology
@@RqmenL he's wonderful. He loves going camping with my gf and I. I'm a nerd, and my mom's side of the family is Norwegian, so the name was natural.
You know you succeeded in life when your drinking buddy is the world serpent
@@myarmsrgone and I somehow have a gf. She's been with me longer than the lizard has been. It's a festivus miracle. 😂😂
16:54 the 'dog' is on the third row down, start with the D in the middle and go down and to the right to get the O and G
I found it too, glad to know I’m not the only one who spent the time to search for it
oh my god i couldn't find it. thank you,
Good to know I'm at least the 3rd person to spend the time looking for it.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im the 4th :)
Vaazkl’s videos the type that I can eat my food with
0:07 He's an assassin.
39:56 am i the only guy that cried when hearing this, finally, a woman that understands our pain (a bit)
Twitter probably ripped her apart.
13:51 brooo yo great gramps lookin like modified Richtofen there
Is it bad if I listened to half of it and think it is calming now?
No no it is not his voice is just soothing somehow
“That was a hiccup. Why do I hiccup every video.”
Lol bless
vaazkl is a meme god lets all agree on this
Eh personally emkay
i like emkay, but vaazkl is just better bc of the fact that he keeps in all of his mistakes@@lechatmangeunbaguette
@@lechatmangeunbaguetteemkay became unfunny ngl
@@number1-willstetsonsimp yes but still has more commentary than vaazkl
I've seen people threaten with stuff like "I will melt you" but never "You will be boiled"
the time is 4:12 AM, I'm on 44:50 in the video.
I will precede to watch the entire thing in one sitting.
there is no one to stop me.
KEEP GOING!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
well, not one sitting because I have the attention span of a dead butter knife, but I finished watching this.
@@itamareizikovich dead butter knife
“Times when actors couldn’t act”
*actually just lists a few mistakes/accidents that happened while filming a movie, and someone sneezing*
16:35 starting in the 3rd row 8th letter from the left, going diagonal towards the right is the "dog"
"Ok, your pizzas suck
Papa Johns is better"
words of a true legend
3:27 i had this same reaction when i found out i put a daily reminder to water the cat until 2023, this was done in 2021, it was on for 2 years until today.
8:19 you survive that long without opening the fridge? I couldn't I need my daily snack.
39:54 protect this woman at all costs
13:21 Nah bro gimme that cat rn💀
500 on mangoes is WILD
Why does this sound like something i would do 0:26
3:12 Guys... you'll NEVER know the fear of sneezing while on your period 😭😭
you'll never know the fear of sneezing while pissing.
You'll never experience the fear of falling over after sneezing.
(The count of that happening so far is around 25.)
@@phaduvnpadfvsfvafs70 just sit down fam
@@phaduvnpadfvsfvafs70 women still do have that fear
@sammyhatessalami i am a guy and i know how it feels so i pass farting blood and i sneezed and it sprayed everywhere
I love how for about a second you can tell he’s a Chelsea fan and the. He gets straight back to reading
17:29 What is a safety strap? I am genuinely curious about what it is.
1:31 its nice to know he can count well.
Hearing him say 2319 as “two three one nine” when it’s a literal quote from Monsters Inc hit me the same as hearing a British person say 911 the emergency number as “nine eleven”
at 2:53:48 The Crownsheet Doesn't usually fail however the most common cause for a boiler explosion is the crownsheet not getting covered by water which mixed from the 1600C Fire That Would Usually Melt The Steel That the firebox is made out of and if the firebox wasn't entirely covered by coolant (I.e. Water) the crownsheet would melt then causing the water (Which is at about 400c in the state of water from the pressure of the boiler) to flash into steam form the 1600C Fire almost instantly tuning the water into steam leaving a massive hole in the boiler which in tern chunks 1600C steam mixed with 1600C fire with the shrapnel of melted steal and bolts (Varies on Locomotive) into your face before the entire smokebox gets impaled form the flues and tubes which then at the end meatal spaghetti is hanging out the front of the locomotive and the engineer and fireman (Posable the brakeman) bunt and covered in molten steel, fire embers, boiling hot steam which is at a similar temp to superheated steam (Evan After A While) and bolts/rivets (Which Would Have Been Chucked At Them Faster Than The Speed Of Sound) all over the mangled corpses of the engineer and fireman (Possibly the Brakeman)
Edit: the fire burns at around 2000c on the largest locomotives so instead of 1600c it would be 2000c
what
It’s what would happen if the crownsheet wasn’t covered by water
i love how i just be watching your videos, then bro sneezes or stutters and i immediately gain my consciousness back
As a human, I can confirm that these are the best memes
As a Wendigo I can confirm that I enjoy watching these while I eat
Jesus just came back to life and wanted a hotel room chill
Murder is a joke
0:38 If I had kids and they ate my cake I would get my own fridge and put a lock on it 😂
3:33 🏳️🌈
2:40 - to be fair, that's top level cybersecurity
16:55 third row down, 7 letters to the right, diagonal word "DOG". If you continue diagonally you can see it also spells out "DOGGO"
I found it on my own but I didnt realize it said doggo. That’s the best thing ever
11:05
There is no country between Iberia and France
There is no country between Iberia and France
There is no country between Iberia and France
"he's right behind me isn't he"
Florida man climbs playground, tells kids where babies come from. Based.
Under 1 hour sillies
👇
My friend if you don't mind me asking what is your goal after knowing how quickly someone watched the video?
the first man had his priorities
I like Dominos. I know other people have a few choice words for Dominos
The pizza is alright, I can have an entire medium pie and feel sufficiently filled.
They also just do straight-up delivery, none of that Uber Eats or GrubHub shit.
A lot of my fondest memories happened over a Dominos Pie and a loaf of Stuffed Cheesy Bread
51:13 so you know how minecraft endermen can hold blocks? and do you know how they hold it? do you know what level they hold it at?
I liked my own comment
Me 10th XD
You seem to not be alone in liking your comment
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nobody fucking cares
bot
15:54 Ain't no why Sheen turned himself into a skibidi toilet.
54:10 The approximate energy required to send a 55 lb (25 kg) brick towards the sun, considering both escaping Earth’s gravity and adjusting for Earth’s orbital velocity, is about 21,218,000,000 joules. This is a highly simplified estimation and the actual process would involve intricate planning and significantly more energy, considering the real dynamics of celestial mechanics. Just as in Elden Ring, where the path to becoming an Elden Lord is fraught with challenges and complexities, the journey of launching objects into the sun is equally complex and demanding.
2:05:22 it deserves a sequel just not the one we got
32:02
This is the footsteps of someone who had to adjust their balls.
0:42
“Um, actually, that’s Pingu’s Mom” 🤓
48:13 i like spring, a perfect blend of the two, basically the goldilocks spot
51:27 be careful when stepping barefoot on slugs some have acid and will burn your feet. I know because I had it happened to me. first it started tingling then it started to hurt a bit.
I know no one is gonna read this, but...idc anymore.
At 16:54 (Dog):
3rd row, 8th column
4th row, 9th column
5th row, 10th column
Or smth like that...idk
Btw, love ur vids! It's what starts auto playing after every video 😂
dog
4:38 I don't even need to watch through the whole thing to know this is the best one.
I like how it just randomly says
“Where the heck am I”
17:35 GUYS! THE FIRST TIME A BRITISH MAN HAS EVER SAID THIS!
Unless he’s Australian.
Aliens probably did the same thing to the entirety of humanity thousands of years ago lol.
16:50, the D right above the middle, diagonally down to the right, says dog right there.
Imagine getting locked out a fridge 💀
Yes the schlatt video! He will forever be watching you
3:08 guys... You will never know the fear of sneezing while your needing to pee.
“what the F*CK did i do? I never called them this” 32:48 it got me rolling
4:23 it took me way too long to see they bought $550 of mangoes
When you said Alexa my. ALEXA WENT OF AND JUMP SCaRED ME
Same 💀
You have that? I only have a stupid Siri.
@@U0FWRUQ L
love how sometimes he starts venting, pls leeave it unedited its so fcking funny XD
0:02 this man is in line (this comment was definitely NOT written by a cat)
10:44 Why does it feel like you should be able to grab the water thouh
4:54 it looks like the painting is painting the person that’s painting the painting
As a NPC who watched it all, I can confirm, I need mental help
*The artist painted a painting of himself painting a painting of himself painting the painting that he painted of himself painting a painting.
Guys hear me out, When in summer and you walk into that one room with AC
You allowed me to take a nap from 1 to 5
I kinda wanna hear this guy whimper
In 2042, netflix will have 1 show, and that shot is comprised of 10 hour VaazkL meme compilations.
25:54 It’s like that scene from My Neighbor Totoro when they’re at the bus stop and Totoro is listening to the drops hit his umbrella. I can’t help it. It’s too satisfying.
What's the song you use in these videos? I want to learn it on piano
3:10 Bro doesn’t know the fear of needing to sneeze on your period when you don’t have a pad yet
Can someone tell him that Brachiosaurus didn’t live at the same time as T-rex, let alone lived during that extinction.
Jack Howard dont know fear of sneeze when you wear white pants at a certain time of the month.
Mans have nice life.
51:52 I know you didn’t get THAT far without trying to buy some. Anyways, love the representation! ❤
16:53 yes it does say dog, starting slightly up right of the center, going diagonally down to the right
16:54 DOG!!! Count from the top left corner 8 letters to the right, then 3 letters down, and read the three letters moving diagonal down-right!
(Note: when counting, count the letter you’re on when you move spaces)
You should count (in order):
[>] D,G,O,O,D,D,O,D [\/] D,D,D [\/>] “DOG”
Papa John's is so horrible, it even had a family guy gag that said how bloody bad it is
16:55
3rd row from the top
8th column from the left
Start with D and go downward diagonally to the right.
I can confirm these are best memes.
chunk the groundhog has done a tad bit of trolling
23:04 yeah um that guy has machines to help him 😐
me on the hallway that i think is at 2:03: sprint down the HIOLEEEE
Sneezing while pissing is bad? Hah! Try sneezing with a tampon while you’re in a pool.
@VaazkL, can we get Duolingo or otter memes?